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No Photos Funny Animal Picture

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No Photos !!
Funny Animal Picture

Funny Cat Video

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Description: This video always gives me a good a laugh and a tear because it's so funny.

The Big Escape (Ninja Dog)

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The Big Escape Ninja Dog

I think he Can Dance

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:50:00 +0000

So You Think You Can Dance contestant Robert Muraine has some of the best moves Ive ever seen in my life. The guy can pop ..

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Funny Animal Video

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:48:00 +0000

Comedy, animals, humor,

The Ninja Cat Funny video

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:16:00 +0000

Funny,Animal video,cat,

Funny Baby Video

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:57:00 +0000

Cute baby Video

Showering Monkey Funny Animal Video

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:40:00 +0000

Very Funny Video About monkey taking shower WASH WASH WASH!!!

Medical problem Funny Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:44:00 +0000

A guy walks into his doctor and says,
"Doc, you gotta help me, I can't remember anything!"
The doc asks, "How long have you had this problem?"

The guy says, "What problem?"

drug store Medical joke

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:30:00 +0000

One day Pete was complaining to his friend "my elbow hurts. I better
see a doctor". His friend said "Don't do that. There's a computer in
the drug store that can diagnose anything. It's quicker and cheaper
than visiting a doctor. Simply put a urine sample in the machine and
it will diagnose your problem and tell you what to do about it. It
only costs $10.00."
Pete figured he had nothing to lose so he filled a jar with a urine
sample. He went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in
the sample and deposited $10.00. The computer started to make a weird
nose and various lights began to flash. After a brief pause, a small
slip of paper printed. It said:

You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water,
avoid heavy labor,
it will be better in two weeks.

Later that evening, while thinking how amazing that computer was, Pete
began to wonder if it could be fooled. He decided to give it a try.
He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from
his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masterbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, poured the sample into the machine and
deposited $10.00. The machinhe again made the usual noise and printed out
the following analysis:

Your water is hard,
get a softener.

Your dog has worms,
get him shots.

Your daughter's using cocaine,
get her into a rehab clinic.

Your wife's pregnant,
it's not yours,
get a lawyer.

And if you don't stop jerking off,
Your tennis elbow will never get better!

cosmetic-surgeon medical joke

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:26:00 +0000

Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?
Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'.

dentist's office Medical Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:21:00 +0000

A man and wife entered a dentist's office.
The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I
don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in
a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as
quickly as possible."

You're a brave woman said the dentist. Now,
show me which tooth it is.

The wife turns to her husband and says "Open
your mouth and show the dentist which tooth
it is, dear."

ringing medical joke

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:14:00 +0000

I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears."

He said, "Don't answer it!"

six months medical joke

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:06:00 +0000

the doctor tells the patient he's got only six months to live.
But the patient doesn't pay his bill on time, so the doctor gives
him another six months.

psychiatrist Medical Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:54:00 +0000

A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatrist
suggests they start with a Rorschach Test. He holds up the first
picture and asks the man what he sees.
"A man and a woman making love in a park," the man replies.
The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what
he sees.
"A man and a woman making love in a boat."
He holds up the third picture.
"A man and a woman making love at the beach."
This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures; the man says he
sees a man and a woman making love in every one of the pictures.
At the end of the test, the psychiatrist looks over his notes and
says, "It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex."
And the man replies, "Well, you're the one with the dirty pictures."

my will medical joke

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:49:00 +0000

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:
"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult
you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that
I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and
then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd
like to make a little change..."

brain transplants medical joke

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:47:00 +0000

A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,
"Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. The bad
news is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The good
news is our hospital has just been certified to do brain
transplants and there has been an accident right out front
and a young couple was killed and you can have whichever
brain you'd like. The man's brain costs $100,000.00 and the
woman's brain costs "30,000.00."

The patient could not help but ask, "Why such a large
difference between the male and the female brain?"

The doctor replied, "The female brain is used."

What the difference between medical joke

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:45:00 +0000

What the difference between true love and herpes?

- Herpes lasts forever

Good News First Medical Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:29:00 +0000

"give me the bad news first."
"You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?"
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
"Oh. Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

bad news and good news Medical Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 11:27:00 +0000

Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.
The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad
news and good
news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and
will need help
eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."

Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"

The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."

A man spoke frantically into the phone.. Funny Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 00:59:00 +0000


A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her
contractions are only two minutes apart!"  "Is this her first child?" the
emergency operator asked. "No, you idiot!" the man shouted. "This is her
husband!"


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Woman And Doctor Medical Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:39:00 +0000

A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she

 sufferred from excessive
flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done
nothing about it until
now. So the Dr. took down all of her medical history,a process that
took quite a while. At
the end, the woman says, "You see, Dr Smyth while I've been sitting
here talking to you
I've broken wind five times, but there's no sound and no smell." At
this point, the Dr.
scribbled something on a pad, ripped off a sheet and handed it to the
woman. "What's
this?" she asked, "some pills?" "No", replied Dr Smyth, "that is a
prescription for a
hearing aid: come in next week, and we'll operate on your nose."

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Stuttering Problem Medical joke

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 20:02:00 +0000

A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???"

The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you."

The doc examines him and says, "Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is."

The guy asks, "wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?"

The doc says,"It's your penis. It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords."

The guy asks, "Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?"

The doc replies, "Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering."

The guy says, "Dddo it!"

The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, "Thanks Doc. You've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my long penis. I don't care if I have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back one!"

The doc replies, "Nnnnope. A ddddeal's a ddddeal!"

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Need Samples Funny medical Joke

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:52:00 +0000

An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."

The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"

"What did he say? What's he want?"

His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."

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Modeling Show Funny Video

noreply@blogger.com (Nermien Barakat) — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 05:51:00 +0000

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