tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55187442165136260132024-11-01T06:37:44.680-04:00A collection of original, light-hearted, 5-7-5 meter Haiku poetry.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger74125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-30294372035928820732015-03-21T05:44:00.001-04:002015-03-21T05:45:03.395-04:00My breakfast today,<div>bacon, eggs, and ice water.</div><div>I feel so healthy.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-79052264425481140722015-03-10T23:20:00.001-04:002015-03-11T08:43:04.055-04:00Fish camps, barbecue,<div>Blue Ridge Parkway, NASCAR too.</div><div>Don't forget moonshine!</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-1022985608922530012015-03-10T17:16:00.001-04:002015-03-10T17:16:11.602-04:00I waited six hours,<div>to buy my concert tickets,</div><div>but in the wrong line.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-24801895827460999962015-03-10T17:00:00.001-04:002015-03-10T17:00:25.147-04:00Fresh squeezed lemonade.<div>A booth and a busy road.<br><div>No vendor permit.</div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-27852479468594806652015-03-10T16:53:00.001-04:002015-03-10T16:53:36.591-04:00Up in the fir tree.<div>A menacing downward gaze.</div><div>Stalking our campsite.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-77737711195047834462015-03-09T23:05:00.001-04:002015-03-09T23:05:15.743-04:00Unprovoked screaming.<div>Pure irrationality.</div><div>Food blankets the floor.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-55963601294224276292015-03-06T11:57:00.000-05:002015-03-06T11:57:13.786-05:00Move it to the right,<br /> Shake that booty to the left,<br /> Rhythmic erasure!<br /> <br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-46255311376994442092015-03-06T08:40:00.001-05:002015-03-22T15:41:05.798-04:00Indiana Jones.<div>The man is invincible.</div><div>Survives plane crashes.</div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-84119343813130439172015-03-04T10:16:00.000-05:002015-03-04T10:16:28.954-05:00Ninjas all around.<br /> Only one man can save us.<br /> Michael Dudikoff.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-78848768080487755822015-03-03T08:28:00.001-05:002015-03-03T08:58:01.801-05:00The squealing of tires.<br /> Gestures through the car windows.<br /> Going nowhere fast.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-53718441009598476252015-02-27T15:33:00.004-05:002015-03-03T08:29:24.393-05:00Is it black and blue?<br /> No, it's white with gold ruffles.<br /> Viral sensation. <br /> <br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-44618682013964661992015-02-23T19:55:00.001-05:002015-03-03T08:29:51.122-05:00Frozen Popsicle<br /> <div> A handful of cheese crackers.</div> <div> Two toaster pastries.<br /> <div> <div> <br /></div> </div> </div> Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-57328293308031824812015-02-23T10:58:00.001-05:002015-02-23T10:58:15.909-05:00Exploding chipmunks,<br /> Flames erupt from the ant hills.<br /> Extreme pest control.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-40494055553211438452015-02-23T10:52:00.000-05:002015-02-23T10:52:22.239-05:00Tires in the front yard,<br /> Couch and fridge on the front porch,<br /> My neighbors hate me. <br /> <br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-35255817201733725612015-01-02T12:05:00.000-05:002015-02-20T08:18:52.921-05:00These are just my nuts,<br /> said the disappointed squirrel.<br /> Where did my tree go?Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-29956419593961813432014-12-18T12:09:00.000-05:002015-02-11T12:10:46.818-05:00That bird is creepy.<br />The way it stares at my food.<br />Oh, it's Toucan Sam!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-80187528855209575222014-09-12T10:23:00.000-04:002015-02-13T10:24:03.282-05:00Somewhat familiar.<br />You remind me of someone.<br />Oh, that's a mirror!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-51787551442502439132014-08-25T12:49:00.000-04:002015-02-11T12:50:23.333-05:00The great river flows<br />down the stairs, between my toes.<br />Left the sink running.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-46977495217534099062014-07-10T09:41:00.000-04:002015-03-03T08:56:26.971-05:00Spider-Man vomits<br /> while swinging through the city.<br /> Not my day today.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-46472139771609357432014-06-06T12:54:00.000-04:002015-02-11T12:55:43.306-05:00I blame all my friends.<br />Bringing candy to my house.<br />Unsuccessful diet.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-26100868624605920562014-02-26T01:12:00.000-05:002015-03-04T10:37:05.351-05:00Tornado touchdown!<br /> Great white sharks flying around.<br /> Terribly awesome.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-68125921713840287812014-02-25T10:14:00.000-05:002015-02-13T10:15:05.060-05:00I've nothing to do<br />and nowhere to go today.<br />Stuck in a black holeUnknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-29112725414382545952013-10-17T15:35:00.000-04:002015-02-11T15:36:16.242-05:00I belong with you.<br />I will never leave again.<br />Broken time machine.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-28549764250020127092012-04-02T11:10:00.000-04:002015-02-13T09:01:54.936-05:00"Bring me my dinner!"<br /> said the crazy sea captain,<br /> to no one at all.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5518744216513626013.post-55590144317063574492012-02-14T01:10:00.000-05:002015-03-04T10:50:28.667-05:00You're awful purdy,<br /> and you smell kinda good too,<br /> Happy Valentine's!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com