tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922370475767539212Fri, 25 Oct 2024 11:43:34 +0000Humorous quoteshttp://humorous-quote.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (George)Blogger6125en-usnonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922370475767539212.post-8603742343382942382Sat, 16 Jan 2010 21:01:00 +00002010-01-16T23:07:14.517+02:00Humorous quotesHumorous QuotesA fool and his money are soon parted - especially with the government to expedite matters. A fool and his money are soon parted because he has more dollars than sense. "A fool and his money are soon parted, but seldom by another fool." A fool and his money are soon partying. A fool and his money are soon popular. "It's a good idea to keep on good terms http://humorous-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/humorous-quotes_16.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922370475767539212.post-4586441338465708924Fri, 15 Jan 2010 19:05:00 +00002010-01-15T21:05:53.007+02:00Humorous quotesHumorous QuotesA celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. ~Fred AllenSay what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. ~H.L. MenckenA compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. ~Author UnknownA http://humorous-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/humorous-quotes_15.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922370475767539212.post-6890710329362451387Thu, 14 Jan 2010 21:44:00 +00002010-01-15T21:06:50.422+02:00Humorous quotesHumorous QuotesMan was predestined to have free will. ~Hal Lee LuyahMaybe this world is another planet's hell. ~Aldous HuxleyMurphy was an optimist. ~O'Toole's CommentaryThe only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. ~Nicholas ChamfortThe remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is http://humorous-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/humorous-quotes_14.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922370475767539212.post-1094437909263670977Wed, 13 Jan 2010 21:41:00 +00002010-01-15T21:07:30.926+02:00Humorous quotesHumorous QuotesWhen somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author UnknownThe chicken came first - God would look silly sitting on an egg. ~Author UnknownThe early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Author UnknownA great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now. ~Author UnknownLead me not into http://humorous-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/humorous-quotes_13.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922370475767539212.post-4283910163662450257Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:45:00 +00002010-01-12T20:47:40.398+02:00Humorous quotesOxymorons: * We are not anticipating any emergencies. * It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one. * Act natural. * This report is filled with omissions. * I can't remember having a more memorable time. * No one goes to that restaurant anymore --it's always too crowded. * By definition, one divided by zero is undefined.Don't be so humble - you are not that http://humorous-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/humorous-quotes_12.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7922370475767539212.post-3110255475305659368Mon, 11 Jan 2010 10:04:00 +00002010-01-11T12:05:43.691+02:00Humorous quotesOur bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. -A. Whitney BrownI went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Stephen WrightWhen they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. - Stephen Wright.Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I thinkhttp://humorous-quote.blogspot.com/2010/01/humorous-quotes.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (George)0