Guwahati Tlangsam

14/08/2011 Issue Jokes

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 01:37:00 -0700

## Zan dar 12 thlamawk zan tak chun veng pakhat ahin Tv. Zurui pakhat hi a hung in hro sa ta rak rak el a..”tum a huoi tak hung suok ro” tiin a khek khum tawl a, tlangval pakhat chu a hung in chawm dawk a “Kei ka hui an nawm iem kan veng ahin khang khan i hung khek vel.?” tia a zuk in don chun, tlangval zurui pa chun “Eh laibung nang i huoi tak anih le ka ti deu a in ka tin ngam ta naw a, an hnu ta bawk le in chen miva thak tala” a ti zei ... Haha
## Tlangval Pakhat: Bai khawm i phone mi zuk inhmang tir ta ka ngaizawngnu zuk text vak ka ti.
A ruolpa: Ho! mei mei. Handwriting in ang lo ding a a ti pek zei an ti chu.... Haha
## Mizorama pitar pakhat Congress party a inruichil taluo khawm kha a damnaw a,congress mi ringumtak ani leiin a party chanpui hai chun an inpam em em el a..nunghak tlangval hai khawma an riekpui thup a,chun le..a thi ding zan chun nunghak/tlangval hai chu a ko khawm tawl a, chun MNF party ah an convert thu a puong thut el ta a..mi popo chun mak anti em em a,a tawp a chun an indawn tawp el ta a-Nk/Tv hai: iemata i dam sungin congress invetchil char char ni bawk si in, I thi ding tawm phing hin i party i thleng thut a?Pitar: Ah..!! Congress party in member pakhat an chan nek chun MNF haiin chan lem hai sien ka ti a kan thleng el ani kha..party a chun hring tha awm char char hahaha

32 TEETH

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Mon, 8 Aug 2011 09:30:00 -0700

(7/8/2011):Bu an zuk fak khan a pasal chun an bu a lungte pakhat a hmu ta nal el a,a nuhmei kuoma chun Pathienin mit pahni a pek che ienglei a hi lungte hi i suong hma khan i zen naw?A nuhmei in inthok vak chun Pathien in 32 zet ha a pek che kha ieng dinga hi lungte chite khawm i se nawi zo naw? zuk ti ve thuoi.

Mei insit

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Mon, 8 Aug 2011 09:02:00 -0700

(7/8/2011):

Pafa pahni hai kha zanbu suong hun mei an zuk sem tum nawtchawk lo um talo,apan ei pansak hai mei hang insit vat raw a ti a,a naupan ka mei insit kar vaimim kha mi lo raw pek raw a zuk ti a, a Pa’n thil awi um lo thingthu hring kun ka nawr sawk naw le la zuk ti zui vel, an in pafa tha khawp el.

Sana tha pa

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Mon, 8 Aug 2011 09:01:00 -0700

(7/8/2011):Vai pakhathin sana water proof a zawra, an pak theim ve ngawt el. “Pu sana inchaw la bun rawh. Tuia tla rawh, nang thi ding, sana thi naw ding”.

Leng sawt pa kha

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Mon, 8 Aug 2011 09:00:00 -0700

(7/8/2011):Tuoltevanglaia khawlai leng sawt tak pa chu a khawlai leng kar a sung hân an lo inpem san. A leng sawt awm tei.

Innei expiry date

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Mon, 1 Aug 2011 06:16:00 -0700

(31/7/2011):Tuolte vanglai a, papui pakhat hin an inneina certificate a ena, a nuhmei chun ieng dim i ti, i en en a tin a pasal a zuk indawn a, a pasal chun expiry date ka zawng ah ni a ti pek an ti chuh.

Pafa Laibung

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Mon, 1 Aug 2011 06:15:00 -0700

Tuolte vanglai hin pa pakhat le a naupa an insel a,a pa lungsen in a nau pa chu a vuok ta hrep el a,a nuapa kuom a chun pa khawm mi ti ta nawh raw tin a vau nawk pei a,a naupa inthawk vak chun an le LAIBUNG. hang fe phei ka ti aw leh, a ti chu tie...he..he.

HIV Post

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Mon, 1 Aug 2011 06:14:00 -0700

(31/7/2011):Tuolte vanglai a sipai pakhat in a sunghai lekha a thawn, a lekhathawn a chun HIV ka kai an ta a zuk ti a, a sunghai chun promotion a hmu an sawn a ,a sunghai in an venghai le ruoithe in an lo lawm an ti chuh..

Mikhuol Bau inhmang

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Mon, 1 Aug 2011 06:14:00 -0700

(31/7/2011):Bu fak lai khan, an naupang pa khan an mikhuol pa kha, hme i va he em em, ka thur ding i mi lo thur khal pei a” a ti sen el a, nakie deu chun light a hung thi thut a... an naupang pa chu a tap ta ruoi ruoi el a. Iem an le ? an ti chun, “ ei mikhuol pa’n hmarcha a min ba” a ti a, an mikhuolpa hlak chun, “an thim taluo a ka bau kan hmang a ni kha” a lo ti awl et..

Tiksie pa

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Mon, 1 Aug 2011 06:12:00 -0700

(31/7/2011):Tuolte vanglaia tiksie pa tiksiet zie chu, tui ah a tla a, a ruol ha’n an kei dawk tum leh, a kut khawm a pek nuom naw vel an ti chuh’’

Mikhuol tlangnel

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 08:04:00 -0700

(24/7/2011):Mikhuol tlangnelpa khawm kha a tlangnel cher2 khawpel.a tlungnapa’n a nuhmei a vuoka,a inneitupa hnunga inthwk semtheiin a lo hlap ve pawp pawp.”zam law law rawh” dam a lo ti vel.tlangnel tak chu a nih.

Grammar is English II

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 08:03:00 -0700

(24/7/2011):Mi pakhat khawm,a student hai ‘what is grammer’ tia an dawn chun ‘naupang pa chun ‘grammer is english II’ tiin a dawn zei,dawn fuk am? Dawn fuk naw chu hriet bik ta naw?

Tlangval-Nunghak lengsawt

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 08:02:00 -0700

(24/7/2011):Tlangval pakhat nunghak leng, tin na chang hrie ngai lo taluo khawm kha a nunghak nu pa thaw ngaina hiet naw taluo in,”Boinu nang lo va zal ta rawh ken hung meng pui tak tak ka tih” a ti hlawl.

Kungfu thiem

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 08:01:00 -0700

(24/7/2011):Tuolte vanglaia kungfu thiem tak pakhat, a sungin a khaw a,a khaw thel. A thiem hmel khawp el.

Tar history

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 08:00:00 -0700

(24/7/2011):Putar pakhat hin lekhabu a lo tiem a, a tupa a hung tlan lut a “Pu iem I tiem?” “History bu ani hi” “Ani naw tawp kha zamaw bu ani kha” “Ka ta ding chun history anih an nawm” ti ve thlap.

Tui luok pek

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 07:59:00 -0700

(24/7/2011):Naupang: Pa tui mi hung luok pek ta Pa: Naupang te si I van zak thei naw!! Ka ben el ding che anih.Naupang: Mi ben dinga I hung phei malam khan tui chu mi hung luok pek nghal el rawh

Tlangval thienghlim

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 07:58:00 -0700

(24/7/2011):Tlangval pakhat insuk thienghlim taluo pa khawm hi a vawi zat in a mawng a sawp zie…

Letter thing

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 07:59:00 -0700

(22/5/2011):Letter thing!!: Mai diar, ai lav viu saw mas,, ai zas wan tu sei thengkhiu fawr laving mi tu!! lawnli, bikhawz nauu, ai mis u saaww mas.

Sakhi inchan

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 07:58:00 -0700

(22/5/2011):Mi pakhat in Sakhi a lo inchan a Pitar thingphur a hung chu‘ Pi Sakhi i ni?” a ta, Pitar thingphur ka nih ie a zuk ti a, I lan huk maw a la hung ti ta hram.

Osama man

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 07:58:00 -0700

(22/5/2011):Meidil/Hremhmun ah bomb a puoka mi 6 anthi a, a dang po an hliem, ringhla leiin Osama man ina um

Archal condom

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 07:57:00 -0700

(22/5/2011):Tar pakhat in artui a but a zuk fak a tum leh atui te enga lo um naw a, a hrilhei luot in tulai archal hai chen in condom an lo hmang ve an ta maw?

Thil Inhme le hmelo

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 07:34:00 -0700

(15/5/2011):Butak khuk a khukpui lo ding

Thil in hmelo:

1. Pu lalthangluoi le puonsawp ka thiem nawh.

2. Pu Thanghlun Hmar le dawlhro changal hme.

3. Pi Lawmte Neitham le Gang Leader.

Thil Inhme:

1. Pi Lalthansiem Faihriem le sada le kuva ka nghei tah.

2. Pu Rothangkhum Sungte le ka buoi taluo.

3. Pu L.K.Varte le tuta kar sunga ka chang dit em em.

Abraham, Abraham

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 07:34:00 -0700

(15/5/2011):Kohran Upa pakhat hi Inrinni zan thuhriltu dingin an ruot a, Adam le Evi Eden huona an umlai thu hrilin hieng hin zuk tit a rek naw nim- ‘Thlarau thienghlim chu zantieng ni nem a chun vathu angin a hung zal zal a, Abraham, Abraham tiin a zuk khek a’ ti’n pulpit a zuk chum thuoi a. Conductor chun ‘Adam, Adam ti raw’ ti’n a lo hei hril leh thuhriltupa chun inrum tawkin ‘Abraham, Abraham ka ti ni chu tie’ ti vet lat. (Paa rem rem naw maw).

Sam vaw inhmelo

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 07:33:00 -0700

(15/5/2011):Tlangval pakhat hi a sam vaw an hme naw taluo a a ruolpa beidawng luot in BHAI I sam vaw lai khan I um naw maw? A ti vel. An hme naw hmel rep rep awm ngei maw!!

Conductor inlusu

noreply@blogger.com (Guwahati Tlangsam Editor) — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 06:11:00 -0700

(8/5/2011):BiekIn inkhâwm an hang nei a, thuhril lâi chun meeting conductor lo inlusu ta rêk naw nim. Thuhriltû’n pulpit a thu a hril thâwkkhat a hang châwl met lâi chun a hung har a, thuhril a zo tah a sawn a, a ngîr vut a, thuhriltu la ngîr zing lâi chun “ei rêngin ngîr ei ta, Lal tawngtâina hril ei ta, ei inkhâwm ei tîn ding anih”, a hung ti deu thlap. Fûk ta naw ngêi...Ama pa bawk chu zân dangah a inlusu nâwk a, thuhril zo khawma a la har naw zing leiin an kohran Upa pa va fê in a va keitho a, “thuhril a zo an tah tho ta rawh” ava ti. A sinthawna a sâwla anih ti el ei tih.