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		<title>Love Story.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 17:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
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If you have 7 minutes and 43 seconds to spare today, please: Use it to watch this.

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<p>If you have 7 minutes and 43 seconds to spare today, please: Use it to watch this.
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		<title>Keyboard Cat.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 20:46:25 +0000</pubDate>
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I&#8217;m half tempted to never post on this blog ever again just to make sure Keyboard Cat always stays at the top.

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<p>I&#8217;m half tempted to never post on this blog ever again just to make sure Keyboard Cat always stays at the top.
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		<title>Don’t Talk Like A Wrestler.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ross</dc:creator>
		
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Don&#8217;t talk like a wrestler, don&#8217;t talk like a wrestler, don&#8217;t talk like a wrestler, don&#8217;t DAMN IT!

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<p>Don&#8217;t talk like a wrestler, don&#8217;t talk like a wrestler, don&#8217;t talk like a wrestler, don&#8217;t DAMN IT!
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		<title>The Dog Poo Will Not Bother You Forever.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:53:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ross</dc:creator>
		
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Thanks, PooTrap.

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<p>Thanks, PooTrap.
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		<title>Now That’s What I Call A Business Card.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:39:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ross</dc:creator>
		
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25 years well spent.

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<p>25 years well spent.
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		<title>Safety First.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
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Ironically enough, 14 people died on the set of this film.

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<p>Ironically enough, 14 people died on the set of this film.
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		<title>Explosive Calves.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2009 03:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
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So that&#8217;s his secret.

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<p>So <i>that&#8217;s</i> his secret.
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		<title>Hard Ticket To Hawaii.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 06:48:58 +0000</pubDate>
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Plot synopsis from IMDB:
Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the [...]]]></description>
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<p>Plot synopsis from IMDB:</p>
<p><i>Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste! Written by Ed Sutton {esutton@mindspring.com}</i></p>
<p>Drug lords, diamonds, <i>AND</i> a mutant snake?!  Stop digging, Sutton - you already hit gold!</p>
<p>Being able to contact the guy who wrote it via email gives it a nice, personal touch, too.  You don&#8217;t see that much with movies these days.
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		<title>I Just Love 30 Rock.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:44:45 +0000</pubDate>
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Don&#8217;t we all, buddy&#8230; don&#8217;t we all.

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<p>Don&#8217;t we all, buddy&#8230; don&#8217;t we all.
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		<title>Best Personal Ad Ever.</title>
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