Hypocritical Mass https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog Sat, 10 Jul 2010 19:49:46 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 The Best Of Hypocritical Mass https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=924 https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=924#comments Thu, 08 Jul 2010 14:00:38 +0000 http://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/break-out-the-hammock.htm – Shows That Would Exist If I Had My Own Television Network.

– How Slayer Is Celebrating The National Day Of Slayer.

– Fuzzy Math & More Fuzzy Math.

– An Interview With An Actual, Real Life Wizard (Who Made Ten Unicorns).

– An Interview With Al Cabino: Sneaker Activist.

– An Interview With A Guy Who Spent An Unbelievable Amount Of Time, Money, And Energy To Track Down Lane Meyer’s Camaro From Better Off Dead.

– The Worst Marketing Campaign Of All Time.

– The Lockhorns Aren’t As Funny As They Used To Be.

– Read Some Things That Rule!

– Read Some Things That Suck!

– I Absolutely Adore Credit Card Transactions.

– The Best Patents Of All Time.

– An Open Letter To The Internet Perverts Who Continually Wind Up On My Website By Searching Google For Strange And Filthy Things.

– Six Failed Palindromes.

– Notes On Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Junior.

– It Came From Carrot Top’s Prop Closet.

– Just A Juggalo.

– How I Would Attempt To Cure Infectious Diseases If The Entire History Of Medicine Were Somehow Forgotten And People Started Asking Me To Treat Their Maladies For Some Reason.

– Seven Awesome Animals.

– Watch Some Cartoons!

– Watch Some Videos!

]]> https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?feed=rss2&p=924 13 Love Story. https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=984 https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=984#respond Thu, 14 May 2009 17:43:26 +0000 http://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/love-story.htm

If you have 7 minutes and 43 seconds to spare today, please: Use it to watch this.

]]> https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?feed=rss2&p=984 0 Keyboard Cat. https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=983 https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=983#respond Fri, 08 May 2009 20:46:25 +0000 http://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/keyboard-cat.htm

I’m half tempted to never post on this blog ever again just to make sure Keyboard Cat always stays at the top.

]]> https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?feed=rss2&p=983 0 Don’t Talk Like A Wrestler. https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=982 https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=982#respond Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:52:33 +0000 http://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/dont-talk-like-a-wrestler.htm

Don’t talk like a wrestler, don’t talk like a wrestler, don’t talk like a wrestler, don’t DAMN IT!

]]> https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?feed=rss2&p=982 0 The Dog Poo Will Not Bother You Forever. https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=981 https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=981#respond Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:53:05 +0000 http://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/the-dog-poo-will-not-bother-you-forever.htm

Thanks, PooTrap.

]]> https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?feed=rss2&p=981 0 Now That’s What I Call A Business Card. https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=980 https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=980#respond Mon, 13 Apr 2009 17:39:07 +0000 http://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/now-thats-what-i-call-a-business-card.htm

25 years well spent.

]]> https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?feed=rss2&p=980 0 Safety First. https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=979 https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=979#respond Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:37:27 +0000 http://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/safety-first.htm

Ironically enough, 14 people died on the set of this film.

]]> https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?feed=rss2&p=979 0 Explosive Calves. https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=978 https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=978#respond Thu, 09 Apr 2009 03:27:22 +0000 http://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/explosive-calves.htm

So that’s his secret.

]]> https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?feed=rss2&p=978 0 Hard Ticket To Hawaii. https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=977 https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=977#respond Wed, 08 Apr 2009 06:48:58 +0000 http://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/hard-ticket-to-hawaii.htm

Plot synopsis from IMDB:

Two drug enforcement agents are killed on a private Hawaiian island. Donna and Taryn, two operatives for The Agency, accidentally intercept a delivery of diamonds intended for drug lord Seth Romero, who takes exception and tries to get them back. Soon other Agency operatives get involved, and a full-scale fight to the finish ensues, complicated here and there by an escaped snake made deadly by Toxic Waste! Written by Ed Sutton {esutton@mindspring.com}

Drug lords, diamonds, AND a mutant snake?! Stop digging, Sutton – you already hit gold!

Being able to contact the guy who wrote it via email gives it a nice, personal touch, too. You don’t see that much with movies these days.

]]> https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?feed=rss2&p=977 0 I Just Love 30 Rock. https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=976 https://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/?p=976#comments Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:44:45 +0000 http://www.hypocriticalmass.org/blog/i-just-love-30-rock.htm

Don’t we all, buddy… don’t we all.

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