tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859Wed, 28 Aug 2024 17:45:28 +0000french lessonspolyamorouspriapussussmantossing saladAuthor of "No Church in the Wild," a "bisexual" anthem (available on Amazon/Kindle/iBookstore; free preview on RapGenius.com) http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)Blogger56125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-7572572478727674474Wed, 19 Mar 2014 21:38:00 +00002014-03-19T14:41:26.096-07:00 Where Should Your Tongue Do It?Now that we’ve gone through how to decode your particular lady, how to move your tongue, and where to put your head (figuratively speaking) while you do it, it’s time for your final lesson, a lesson that answers that age-old question - where should I lick(/suck/purr/etc)?It’s also the perfect time to remind you that you have, if you are staring down a pussy, directhttp://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2014/03/cunnilingus-done-right-part-4.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-5722884916825638319Mon, 17 Mar 2014 16:53:00 +00002014-03-17T10:15:08.397-07:00 What Should Your Mouth Do?And now for the dirty details. I know, you’re hard just thinking about it.Your tongue is a glorious muscle, and some are more glorious than others. I’ll offer some techniques that will work for pretty much everyone no matter how dexterous your tongue is, but some of what I’m about to say will just not be do-able for everyone - seriously, as a matter of genetics. Don’t http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2014/03/cunnilingus-done-right-part-3.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-4932025083089451677Thu, 13 Mar 2014 18:35:00 +00002014-03-17T09:47:54.252-07:00 Part 2: Wait - Why Are You Doing This?There is one word that describes every single above-average cunnilictor: ENTHUSIASTIC. This is why I told you in Part 1 you have to want to go down to do it right. If you’re afraid to get a face up in it, these techniques won’t work. On the other hand, they’re going to be WAY more effective if you show your ladyfriend how happy you are about pleasing her. Behttp://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2014/03/cunnilingus-done-right-part-2.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-5896133955814697378Wed, 12 Mar 2014 01:46:00 +00002014-03-11T19:06:30.651-07:00 Recently a ladyfriend and I found ourselves in a late-night Mardi Gras game of Kings Cup with a swinger straight married couple, two of us drinking from 2-foot Jester-shaped daiquiris.&nbsp; I know, I know: how could a night like that NOT end well? Two days later, I found myself alone with the husband while ladyfriend and the wife were in the bathroom.&nbsp; As soon as they walked away, http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2014/03/how-to-eat-pussy-right-part-1.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-1009531640465301365Tue, 26 Nov 2013 17:23:00 +00002013-11-26T09:55:29.769-08:00 Thanks to some major public demand, the Golden Girls series continues to Sophia. For those of you who missed Blanche Devereaux with Giant Boner, this is all happening because I wanted to show my "gay" male friend how not weird it is that he idolized a Golden Girl growing up, because - as I told him in No Church in the Wild and most other times we spoke - the dicotomies between gender and http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/11/sofia-petrillo-smokes-blunt.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-5377245587812667100Wed, 14 Aug 2013 16:11:00 +00002013-08-14T09:11:46.207-07:00 I got into a fight at JT/JZ.&nbsp; Seriously.&nbsp; I drunkenly screamed at a dude seven inches taller than me and said very not nice things in his general direction.&nbsp; Because I was in the men's bathroom, and I didn't wanna leave.&nbsp; Instead, I've decided to crusade for my right to use it. &nbsp;I was at the Jay Z and Justin Timberlake concert at Candlestick.&nbsp; It was a http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/08/where-have-all-bathrooms-gone.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-225390357811083307Mon, 29 Jul 2013 05:09:00 +00002013-07-28T22:10:11.858-07:00 One of my many flaws is reading far too many pop science books and drawing conclusions. Here's one such conclusion, drawn after receiving something of an overshare from a friend: I think we evolved to feel pleasure getting head because it fights STDs.&nbsp; Not kidding. I'm not quite talking about the lower incidence of HIV transmission from oral sex as opposed to vaginal or anal sex, or the http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/07/an-evolutionary-reason-you-get-off-from.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-212803009339791970Wed, 17 Jul 2013 16:02:00 +00002013-07-17T09:02:54.189-07:00 If you are an 11 year old born with a penis who likes to dress in makeup and pink dresses, there's a camp for you.&nbsp; The only sad part is that I can't tell you where to find it, because it's name and location have to stay secret to protect the campers. Credit: Lindsay Morris The owner calls it "You for You," which isn't the real name, but it is the real idea.&nbsp; The idea is that if http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/07/transgender-summer-camp.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-3381034884794480668Wed, 03 Jul 2013 21:48:00 +00002013-07-03T14:48:22.263-07:00 Due to technical difficulties, I'm responding to the following comment via post: Anonymous1:29 PM Do you identify as both cis gender and gender queer in this posting? I have don't favor labels, generally.&nbsp; I am comfortable with my body in my birth gender most of the time and would never want to remove my breasts, though sometimes I desperately wish I had a penis.&nbsp; I exhibit many "http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/07/reply-to-anonymous.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-4685841340564397538Wed, 03 Jul 2013 21:33:00 +00002013-07-03T14:33:42.671-07:00 Lovely quote from her piece in the documentary The Out List: "There are a lot of people who really don't believe people when they say they're bisexual, so I try to avoid the bisexual label because it just brings so much grief down on you.&nbsp; People think you're faking, wishy washy, or people think you're a sex addict or something who doesn't wanna make up their mind, I wanna be a political http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/07/cynthia-nixon-speaks.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-979226235140889800Wed, 03 Jul 2013 17:19:00 +00002013-07-03T14:54:04.150-07:00 I painted a gay boy's aroused figured with a face reminiscent of Blanche Devereaux for a reason, as I've explained before.&nbsp; In response, I got an uproar of vicious Facebook messages.&nbsp; Some claimed that I had insulted the actress with my work.&nbsp; Some claimed that it was trash and I was not activist, just a "cockroach."&nbsp; I've never been called a cockroach before.&nbsp; http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/07/let-me-explain-myself.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-8821843872037023902Thu, 27 Jun 2013 23:05:00 +00002013-06-27T16:05:55.647-07:00 <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:"ＭＳ 明朝"; mso-font-charset:78; mso-generic-font-family:auto; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:-536870145 1791491579 18 0 131231 0;} @font-face {font-family:"Cambria Math"; panose-1:2 4 5 3 5 4 6 3 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:auto; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:-536870145 http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/06/blanche-devereaux-with-giant-boner.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-406961214796601772Thu, 27 Jun 2013 16:33:00 +00002013-06-27T09:33:09.915-07:00 When there is a landmark court case for gay rights, the City breaks into a rave, generally.&nbsp; But, when TWO landmark decisions come in one day...well, that's when Muni stops even trying to travel through the Castro. This is what the street looked like around 7:00PM yesterday, the ecstatic funeral of DOMA and of Prop 8.&nbsp; One friend was photographed by a news crew in a wedding dresshttp://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/06/happy-gay-day-castro.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-8286740468610088901Thu, 13 Jun 2013 15:49:00 +00002013-06-13T08:49:39.859-07:00 Amina Siboui made news last year when she posted pictures of herself topless on the web with the slogan "My Body is My Own" painted across her chest.&nbsp; She was speaking out against the web of patriarchy she and most other women in the world live under.&nbsp; She felt so threatened afterward she began to carry pepper spray at the behest of a friend. Image from BBC When the Tunisian http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/06/friends-of-amina.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-4424051419026025736Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:33:00 +00002013-06-11T08:33:43.103-07:00 Last week I visited a lovely little hamlet out in the middle of buttfuck Hawaii, complete with serene views and ocean breezes and lanai a la Golden Girls.&nbsp; The only problem: it was otherwise stocked with married couples, most of them carrying children in tow.&nbsp; This was of course a beautiful display of familiar affection, but more than that it was a real cramp in my gay guy friend's andhttp://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/06/swingertown-kauai.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-7403994305614837768Thu, 06 Jun 2013 17:51:00 +00002013-06-06T10:51:04.221-07:00 Oh, the glory of religious irony.&nbsp; In some cases, that glory is in the hole.&nbsp; Case in point: This is but one of the many offerings of divine-interventions.com, a sex toy retailer specializing in adding religious imagery to your sex toy arsenal. Poll: is it extra-hot to rub one out with Jesus' help?&nbsp; Or, if you're after a more calming whack: Oooooommmmm.&nbsp; Other option http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/06/jesus-is-my-dildo.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-2410347584155197596Wed, 08 May 2013 17:23:00 +00002013-05-08T10:23:12.480-07:00 I always sort of thought that most women watched porn and just didn't disclose that fact, but A Billion Wicked Thoughts has not only clarified that issue, but has explained why I would have guessed as I did: Only a minority of women watch porn, they say, but "One particular group of women reported higher amounts of porn viewing, larger porn stashes, greater comfort with their partner watching http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/05/what-made-me-bisexual.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-7320908586193416399Wed, 08 May 2013 16:26:00 +00002013-05-08T09:26:13.936-07:00 At long last, Ogi Ogan and Sai Gaddam have written up a study of sexuality that takes into account anonymous online viewing habits - and, low and behold, they have confirmed that men who identify as "straight" actually look at a whole bunch of dick, but they won't admit to it without even more anonymity. Here's the full HuffPost video on the study. The study reviews searches and click throughshttp://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/05/hard-evidence-straight-men-like-dick.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-669455748173175688Fri, 03 May 2013 20:35:00 +00002013-05-03T13:35:20.028-07:00 <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:"ＭＳ 明朝"; mso-font-charset:78; mso-generic-font-family:auto; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:-536870145 1791491579 18 0 131231 0;} @font-face {font-family:"Cambria Math"; panose-1:2 4 5 3 5 4 6 3 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:auto; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:-536870145 http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-brave-new-literary-world.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-239036500659034701Wed, 01 May 2013 18:33:00 +00002013-05-01T11:36:36.098-07:00 Thanks to my discovery of the BiNet USA network, I've found a new slew of evidence supporting the No Church in the Wild theory that most people are actually "bisexual"/"pansexual," like my girl Frida... Here are the big, fun points from a San Francisco Human Rights Council report: "According to several studies, self-identified bisexuals make up the largest single population within the http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/05/bisexual-stats-and-circumstance-part-1.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-5842582398851168795Sun, 28 Apr 2013 19:17:00 +00002013-04-28T12:17:03.704-07:00 As much as I thought high school sucked, I never had to deal with even a whisper of rape happening at parties around me.&nbsp; Of course, I can't be sure whether that's because no one talked about being raped or because girls weren't really getting raped. Well, just down the Peninsula at Palo Alto High School, a group of female journalism students have taken the bull by the proverbial horns - http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/04/high-school-gets-rape-culture.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-3137289263915602907Mon, 08 Apr 2013 15:19:00 +00002013-04-08T08:19:32.328-07:00 It's 4AM Sunday morning, and I'm walking the halls of the Hilton with four lesbians I've never met before.&nbsp; Looking around, it seemed the common thing to be doing in that Palm Springs Hilton - so much so that my random group was beckoned into at least three different parties. "Mariah" Earlier on Saturday, I'd bitten the bullet and paid the hefty price of admission to the Hilton's "http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/04/dinah-shore-and-mystery-of-mariah.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-1258953383072787587Thu, 04 Apr 2013 19:40:00 +00002013-04-04T21:39:46.518-07:00 The blogosphere has produced a particularly entertaining viral piece asserting that one scholar reads a fourth-century gospel to indicate that Jesus was gay. credit: Kersplebedeb.com So, I took it upon myself to look up the Gospel of Judas Iscariot itself and have a look-see.&nbsp; Now, I can turn almost anything into a gay metaphor, but I'll be damned if I could find one even indirect http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/04/big-gay-jesus.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-3692680943710629426Thu, 28 Mar 2013 17:07:00 +00002013-04-03T16:28:42.638-07:00 <!-- /* Font Definitions */ @font-face {font-family:Times; panose-1:2 0 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:auto; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:3 0 0 0 1 0;} @font-face {font-family:"ＭＳ 明朝"; mso-font-charset:78; mso-generic-font-family:auto; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:-536870145 1791491579 18 0 131231 0;} @font-face {http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/03/scotus-prop-8-liveblog.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24514859.post-6336766221877024857Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:21:00 +00002013-03-25T12:21:26.161-07:00 A friend aware of my endless quest to teach the world that things are not so simple as "gay" and "straight" alerted me to this blog post by OKCupid. Several of its findings support the ideas of flexible sexuality in No Church in the Wild, so naturally I must write excitedly about them. Image from OKCupid This is the breakdown of answers across all OKCupid users.&nbsp; About 30% of users http://bacchuspaine.blogspot.com/2013/03/are-you-really-gayer-than-anyone-else.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Bacchus Paine)0