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	<title>I Am Not A Hamster</title>
	
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		<title>Pushy Salesman on Vacation Returns</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[He was back again yesterday.  That sales guy on "vacation" whom I spent valuable time trying to get rid of a few days ago is at it again.  He's still trying to capitalize on the fact that I have a home office (note to self, don't mention that to strangers in the future!!). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Are Sale Days Called Black Friday</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 18:31:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1309</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Recently there were several retail chains trying to give themselves a "Christmas in July" by offering huge sales.  The media, no doubt at the prompting of those chains, has been calling it a "second Black Friday".  Obviously they're trying to make a connection with the Friday after Thanksgiving when [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ready for The New Guy to Leave</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 00:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[nutjob hills]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1307</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Harry, a recent immigrant to Nutjob Hills, is only going to be living around here for the summer and is expected to leave before the first freeze.  Personally, I've already had all I can tolerate of him.
You see he's one of those that, even when actually on vacation, never really [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joe's Indecision</title>
		<link>http://iamnotahamster.net/2010/07/15/joes-indecision/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=joes-indecision</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 22:35:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1283</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Like most places in the US, Nutjob Hills has a high percentage of people that need to lose weight.  Eating habits here are pretty much the same as everywhere else with a few, shall we say "Interesting", differences.  (Someday I have to write about the guy that refuses to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Crunchy Curse</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 20:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1281</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Ok, it's not actually a curse in the traditional halloween-ish kind of sense but a curse it is nonetheless.
Specifically, I have had this problem over the last several months due to the condition of my teeth that makes for some serious adventures in pain when I eat something that is either [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If You've Missed Any Stargate Tv Shows . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 13:47:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1279</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;If, for any reason, you have missed episodes of Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Stargate Universe, or any of the Stargate movies then I have something for you.
There is a channel on YouTube called completestargate where you will find almost everything stargate that there is.  Each episode (or movie) is broken [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Compressed Meatloaf?</title>
		<link>http://iamnotahamster.net/2010/07/12/compressed-meatloaf/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=compressed-meatloaf</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:34:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1277</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;I just had a dream that sounds like it could be an episode of my Star Trek parody, Phat Trek and, in fact, it may very well end up being one!
The dream was focused on the fact that so many people are overweight and a large percentage of them, in spite [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hidden Cost</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 09:46:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;One of the reasons that I don't care for this relatively new guy, the Mr. Helpful wannabe, and the way he does business is that he is extremely quick to suggest a "cure" without the slightest concern for whether or not it's actually a good idea for the particular person he's [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good Intentions Don't Always Cut It</title>
		<link>http://iamnotahamster.net/2010/07/11/good-intentions-dont-always-cut-it/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=good-intentions-dont-always-cut-it</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 17:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;I heard that the would-be apprentice of Mr. Helpful (the guy that's far worse than the original), may actually be returning.
I certainly hope not.  The last thing I need is for him to start popping in at five am with a briefcase full of alli reviews just because he's worked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phat Trek</title>
		<link>http://iamnotahamster.net/2010/07/08/phat-trek/?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=phat-trek</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jul 2010 15:41:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;I think we all know that there's a huge problem with weight loss in this country... specifically, entirely too many people need to lose a LOT of weight and the problem isn't getting any better.
"Phat Trek" is some homebrew entertainment, a parody of Star Trek, that is intended to inspire and [...]]]></description>
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