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	<title>I Am Not A Hamster</title>
	
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		<title>Flexible Chick and Great Balls of What?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bob's talking about a couple of balls (one meat, one rubber band), a girl that's literally bent backwards, YouTube's presentation of Brahm Stoker's Dracula and last but not least, the fact that YouTube's IP based Geolocation system is still screwed up because it's still acting like I'm in Europe when plainly I'm not.
Now I am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bogus Watch TV Site</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1038</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;One of the tv shows that I miss watching is Smallville.  We lost the ability to see it in this area shortly after the end of season four and while I've been able to find a clip or two now and then on YouTube and other sites, nowhere have I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>"I'm Taking Over A TV Station"</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Hackers is one of those great "kids with computers save the world" kind of movies that I've always loved.  This scene here is where Dade Murphy, formerly known as "Zero Cool", who is now using the handle of "Crash Override" is enjoying his newly regained freedom to use a computer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Steve Ballmer Gets Egged</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 03:07:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1034</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;You know, I think maybe that being over-tired is causing me to show some really serious adhd symptoms.  I know this because in the last ten minutes I've looked at no less than 12 YouTube videos.  No, I am not a hamster, I didn't finish any of them except [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know You're Bored When ...</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 02:43:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1032</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Not only am I so tired I can barely see straight, I must be bored out of my mind as well.  That is the only reason that I can think of to even come close to almost possibly justifying watching the video that I just saw on YouTube.  I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fun With Lasix</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 19:24:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[lose water weight]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1030</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;My doctor prescribed lasix some time ago and one of the first things I noticed was that the stuff really does work amazingly fast.  With the addition of lasix to my daily routine I've found that for the first several hours of the day I've got a new "hobby"  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Help Needed With Problem Psychic Search Plugin</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1028</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Like many bloggers that use WordPress, I have added an assortment of plugins That are for WordPress what car accessories are for automobiles.  They provide additional functions and features that don't come with it "out of the box".
One of these plugins is called "Psychic Search" by MaxBlogPress.  It's a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eco Friendly Cars Burning Fat?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:25:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1025</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;While I've read about several different mods that you can make to a car to turn it into a fat burner, generally they all involve recycling the fat used in restaurant deep fryers or the by products of chicken and beef processing plants being processed into bio-diesel fuel.
I was looking for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I'm Not Interested In Porn</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 03:15:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1023</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Ok, I am not a hamster, given the title of this post I just KNOW that there's going to be plenty of people that have certain standard replies so I will just try to address some of the more common among them first.
"you're gay" Nope.  Not gay. Besides, gay people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Yet Another Visual Effect Test</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 23:47:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Well, I've been at it again.  No, the dirty minded among you are wrong, what I've been up to is working with visual effects again.  This time instead of just doing a standard cloning scene where I am literally "beside myself", I actually put myself into this scene four [...]]]></description>
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