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	<title>I Am Not A Hamster</title>
	
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		<title>Call Him Mr. Tub</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:52:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[With all of the recent new additions to the population here in Nutjob Hills, I'm beginning to think that I'm going to need to start a spreadsheet to keep track of everybody and what they're all doing.  No I'm not actually that much of a snoop, it's just that I find their various and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mr Helpful Strikes Again . . . Somewhere Else!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 21:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Mr Helpful is at it again.  Though this time he's doing me the incredible favor of targeting his attentions on somebody else.  This way not only can I get more work done, I can actually get a little bit of a laugh out of his exploits (though not very [...]]]></description>
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		<title>IRS Agents Show Up Demanding Four Cents</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Mar 2010 13:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Harv's Metro Car Wash in midtown Sacramento last Wednesday afternoon had something of an upset.  It seems that a couple of dark suited IRS agents came by to demand payment of some delinquent taxes.
"They were deadly serious, very aggressive, very condescending," says Harv's owner, Aaron Zeff.
You can imagine how this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Tell When You Have A Mr Helpful</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 15:30:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1180</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;The guy I call "Mr. Helpful" isn't quite as unique a character as you would think.  His type is, unfortunately, a lot more common than you'd think.  And don't let my calling him Mr. lead you to believe that only men have this affliction.  There are equally as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just When I Thought It Was Safe . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:43:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Ok, I haven't actually thought that I was ever "safe" from the constant barrage of "Mr Helpful" and his constant offers to "help" with just about anything he hears about but I have (sort of) managed to keep it down to a dull roar.
All that has changed now and not for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So Much For A Schedule?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1176</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Not long ago I announced that I had finally set up a schedule for the "Points of View" show and as soon as I got it posted things started to happen that seem like they were almost deliberately designed to get in the way of production.
Basically it's mostly a case of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Points of View Now Has A Schedule!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 00:09:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;After finally getting the first episode of season two of Points of View up, it's been something of a rolling and screaming adventure trying to get the second episode going.  However that is now (hopefully!) behind us and production of future episodes will actually have a schedule (well, sorta) that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smooth Prunes?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:38:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://iamnotahamster.net/?p=1172</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;Just because most of the stories I tell about the strange ones around me are about the guys, I thought it'd be appropriate to give the ladies equal time.  For example Mrs. I'm-deathly-afraid-of-looking-old has a real problem with wrinkles.  Now I know that a lot of women (and some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Another "Brilliant" Idea . . . NOT</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:25:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;I heard a story earlier about another resident of what I call "Nutjob Hills", I'll call him "Mr. Small", that does a wonderful job of illustrating how some folks almost manage to think.
You see Mr. Small is very dissatisfied with being less than he has always expected to be.  The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Never Assume</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 19:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Non-Hamster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;Powered by Max Banner Ads&#160;One of the milder (and dumber) nutjobs down the street just managed to land himself in the doghouse again.  This time he made the mistake of making an assumption based on the fact that his girlfriend was looking at prenatal vitamins the last time they went to the store.  [...]]]></description>
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