I AM SONARAK

The Butt Bounce!

2012-03-01T07:16:00.001-05:00

Rak doing the Beyonce Butt BounceHello Everyone. I want to help make some milkshakes. I'm gonna help you ladies bring the boys to the yard. This is my effort to heal the world with dance. How to do the Beyonce Butt Bounce. Sorry, Click that link or go to MtubeIeng on Youtube to find the Video. Having some technical Difficulties. I will try to get it on my site soon.

The Great Idea

2012-02-27T23:50:00.000-05:00

Hello oh ye Faithful and Curious.

Long time no entertainment. I see you have been bored and started doing other things to be entertained. Sorry to have left you all hanging for so long. Here are the things you have been using to occupy your time since I have left you high and dry:

Pintrest-Good site, but now everyone thinks they are philosophers, stylists, and interior designers
New porn site called www.xxnx.com-I think a couple I know has a video on there? Rhymes with Zey and Zocyn.
You Tubes of a boy and Grandma singing Rack City-Rak's Real City would have hotter older women.
Started riots for new Galaxy Foamposites-People-these are ghetto shoes. One step away from the boots that showed snowflakes or robots when it got cold outside.
Started following some Jeremy Lin dude. Where's his BLOG?

No worries people, I'm back. Anything new with me? I made a new enemy. Sean T. He's the trainer in the Insanity Videos I've been doing with some family and friends. Oh Sean T, with your rippled abs and symmetrically defined traps and pecs. I hate you.

I'm still seen on TV with my Virginia Lottery Commercial. I'm told I've brought in so much revenue with my commercial they are able to pay in cash for the construction on the metro service to Dulles. =0) <--- (Not too many people use the nose in their emoticons anymore. I'm bringing it back. Without a nose it's like Voldemort smiling at you! You're Welcome for the shout out Harry Potter Fans.)

Ok, now we're all caught up, lets talk about a good idea I want the lot of you to go forth and execute for me. On Wednesday, I'm going to post a video of how to do the Beyonce Butt Bounce. This is to help all the white chicks and rhythm challeneged folks who are enamored with the move, but can not do it. I want to help the public. Here's why doing the Beyonce Butt Bounce is important to society. A girl does the Beyonce butt bounce in a club/bar. A man approaches her sexiness and they bang, have a kid, get married, and the child saves humanity by creating the cure to venereal diseases. Then people freely bang and have more kids who find cures to more illnesses, solve world peace, eliminate the budget deficit, and we all become rich and happy. but it starts with you. You must share and get this video in the hands of Ellen Degeneres or Tosh.0. Or else you have failed society and then you can't freely bang. Freely bang people...freely bang.

See you Wednesday!

We are all Nerds

2011-11-30T20:06:00.000-05:00

I just flashed a new Rom on my Droid to maximize battery life. Actually it's a newer ROM as the last one crashed so I had to re-wipe the data on my phone and install it. But I hate the theme that comes with it so I downloaded a GO Theme from the Droid Market to fit my preferences. *snort* Man, the functionality I want extra plus battery life!--oh, not to mention I can now use my 4G connection from my phone as a hotspot for my computer.
UH--A-Cubed! Translation: Awesome to the third power! *snort*

I totally "NERD"-ed out to customize my smart phone. I did. And you may not have gone to this extreme of Nerd-ism, but daym if you haven't found yourself doing the same thing! I used to be cool man!

Are you MARRIED to your iTOUCH instead of TOUCHING MARY'S D's? What happened? Ladies, why are you downloading Apps instead of going down on laps?
"It's always sex with you Rak. Jeez, grow up!"--Shut up random person who is reading this that I stole your thought from!

My mom e-mails me now. SO WEIRD. My dad has three email accounts. Even my pre-historic uncle got FIOS and Cable! I care about all my fonts. My friends invite me three different ways to parties. Evite, Facebook Invite, and regular email. I wonder when I will get a wedding invite by email? Wait! Already done! Thanks Matt Coniglio! You Nerd! You buy devices to connect your TV, to your phone, to your computer. Where am I going with this? Maybe I'll GPS it from my phone!

Don't get me wrong. I mean I am impressed by how technologically savvy I, and many of the people around me, have become. I am actually proud of the ability to learn new things and apply them to technology. I never thought of myself as a techno nerd. To survive in this social media-centric and digital world, the ability to customize your face, functionality, and overall digital existence relies on your ability to "Nerd Out."

But dammit people stay cool. Dance without a video game choreographing your moves. Sing without auto-tune. Play sports without fantasy or a joy stick. Talk to people face to face. On the thing you use to check your email, browse eBay, and take pictures...use it to make a phone call to someone old or new. We've "nerded" out in the sense of our digital reality, but what makes us human is investing in real reality. That's what makes us really cool.

People Watching

2011-09-28T15:08:00.002-04:00

You guys are probably like me. You love to watch people. I was waiting to go into a meeting and humans are just wild animals free to roam in the wild nature of society as we've built it. They are fascinating!

Our personalties are put together by so many life moments and experiences and have made us the adaptive creatures we are today. The only difference between each wild human animal is the things we percieve as impressionable.

For example Mr. Suit with No Socks and Dress Shoes, what happened to you that makes you draw a new line for formal wear at no socks? I vote long toenails.

And Ms. Tight ass jeans with, oh about 18 too many, stylish rips and tears while your fatness is oozing out these holes, what happened to you? Your legs look like they can't breath and are escaping a chain link fence to make it to the other side?

And finally, are you okay Mr. Dominique Wilkins Jersey at a bar or club? The nineties are over right? Maybe his dad is Dominique Wilkins but the guy is white so that's a hard one to explain Mrs. Wilkins!
Crazy Wild Human Creatures!

Burgandy and Gold

2011-09-27T14:21:00.002-04:00

I needed a happy meal. Actually its a Mighty kids meal because I've figured out the perfect Tapas style portion of my favorites at the Golden Arches. 6 piece nuggets mighty kids meal and add a double cheeseburger. Nuggets, fries, burger, drink...I've drowned my sorrows for losing to a Crappy Ass Cowboys Team for less than $6!
My Redskins are good and I haven't lost hope in the players. This game falls on the coaches. You can't risk the game on an all out blitz to stop one crucial play! You can't pull off the throttle on offense! But our players played hard and the play calling failed us.
Chin up skins fans. Dallas is a mess and they eeked one out on us. Battle lost, war still out there to be won. Moral of the story, finish your work and pay attention to the details. Just like I am as I key this Car with a Dallas star on it. No finger prints and do it on the passenger side so the driver doesn't see it till later.

Social Media!

2011-09-26T10:55:00.000-04:00

So I posted on my Blogger and linked it to my Google+ asking if anyone wanted to Hangout to talk about a Facebook post on why there's no longer MySpace because a coworker on LinkedIn showed me on their YouTube Channel how to create an About.me page.

Ok, WTF? I also chat on AOL IM which is linked to my GCHAT which is linked to my GoogleTALK which syncs to my phone. I'd Tweet this, but I don't know how to within 140 characters and I am more familiar with Hash browns than Hashtags!

My digital social life is getting pretty nuts. Is yours? Are you feeling like you can't keep up with Posts? Tags? Invites? Pokes? Plus 1'ing? Friend-ing? Following? Circle-ing? If you are, suck it up. There's no way to avoid being connected these days. But how do you separate your personas? If you are the same person around your family, your coworkers, and your friends, good for you. But not me. I have different levels of comfortableness with each group. This leads me to think about how to categorize people in my networks.

So in typical Rakafella Style, that for me means how much skin I show when I'm drinking around each group. For Example: Co workers see little to no skin. Maybe a "buttoned-up shirt peek through." Fellas, you know what this is, it's the part near the boobies where you see an opening? Well for me, since I don't wear an undershirt all the time, that's all they would get. Family, tops they would get is a "raised t-shirt over the belly." It's the amount of skin you see when a t-shirt is too short. It peeks out during napping and reaching for glasses in the cupboard. Then there's friends. That's no holds barred. Depending on the alcohol, it could be NC-17. But that's what my friends sign up for! Actually, they probably don't. Sorry guys... What I'm trying to say is that I have too many friends, am way too popular, and show too much skin. If you don't like it, Negative 1 me, Un Circle me, Defriend Me, or unhash this tweet. You can get linked in to My Space down here. Peace.

p.s. Please Share this post. DOH.

Weddings! It's Manly!

2011-09-08T12:43:00.001-04:00

I just went to two awesome weddings but the crazy thing is I was lucky enough to be able to go to both weddings on the same day! After the reception of the wedding I was in, I traveled three blocks away to my other close friend's wedding. Awesome luck right? I love both couples to death. Congrats to Gabe and Joanne and JC and Jan! You all are beautiful couples! Expect swinger invites from me and Michele soon! Are any of the guys BI?

But yes, I got to celebrate with all of my close friends on their special day. But even more important than that, it was a wedding! I love weddings! Period. End of story. Weddings are fun. Why do I like weddings?

Well, what is Rak about? Passion, Dancing, Partying, Food, Family, Friends, and Cameras. There's all that there! All the emotion from the ceremony and tradition always gets me. So what if I cry? You would cry too if you had a heart you over cynical bastard! Google that word...it's a good word. Free Drinks, hot chicks in dresses, men not in basketball shorts and a wife beater. Everyone looking their best. Then Dancing! Both vertically and horizontally for some...yeah!!

Speaking of Weddings, Happy Anniversary to my Wife of Four Years!! LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! Michele is the best. (I just imagined how funny that last line would be if it was on a fortune cookie: Michele is the best. Then you add...well...you know...) Yay to love! I need football to start to get my man card back...

Sho Covers the Hurricane

2011-08-28T02:58:00.000-04:00

It's been a while! But here is a sample of stuff we're working on for this!

I miss you guys...

2011-08-12T09:00:00.006-04:00

I wish I could write all day and find ways to make you all laugh with every minute. Life gets in the way. Sorry I've been ghost. I miss writing and hearing your comments. Here's "vlogger's block" as I try to do somen somen new. More to come under the nude format. Oops, I meant new...or did i?

Sweet Frog

2011-08-04T17:20:00.000-04:00

Here's what happens when you eat and drive...Thanks Sweet Frog. BTW--Check em out.

Vlogging

2011-08-03T10:12:00.000-04:00

I think I might have to take it up a notch in my blog. Not that I don't think my writing is awesome, but I feel like I can video blog with the best of them. That being said, this Fall, I am planning to go to a VLOGGING format. What do you all think?

While you're thinking about that, let's also think about sex. Not necessarily with me, but with these women who I've had to replace my top 5. Growing up you have a list that your partner, no matter what you do, can't say a thing. Like if J-Lo came up to me and said, "Rak, it's your time. We're going to do it like Alabama Teenagers on a Friday Night after a bottle of moonshine and a country music concert. What? That's some crazy sex. But My Woman couldn't say a thing because J-lo is so hot, she's officially on my list, and really she has to just shrug her shoulders and say, "Good Pull."

And we're getting older so the old crop is archived in my fantasy database and Jeff Cruzinator is right, I need to update and upgrade my list. Sorry J-Lo, sorry Tamia, sorry Charlize Theron, sorry Jessica Alba, and very very very sorry Alyssa Milano.

So here's the new 5 for me. And to keep me on my toes, I've picked one girl per category. Add to the list you hornballs.

Actress-Rachel McAdams

Dancer-Shakira

Model-Kim Kardashian

Singer-Nicole Scherzinger

Athlete-Alex Morgan

Romantic Vacation...

2011-08-02T07:09:00.003-04:00

The Rakafella has been away for far too long. I've been busy discussing sexual politics with Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake. Meaning I watched a movie they were in titled "Friends with Benefits." I'm not sure what the MLA Writing Handbook rule is on Titles anymore so I covered my bases with Underlines, Quotes, and Bolding. Their new movie is pretty good. Sex, Jokes, Heartfelt Moments, Good Cast. All the parts of a great romantic comedy these days i.e. Love Actually and Valentine's day. I don't review movies but if you check out my boy's blog http://whatjackburtonsays.blogspot.com/. Follow him too.

Some people joke that I like Romantic Comedies. Well, it's no secret that I enjoy them. Michele, who we'll use an incognito name for as "My Woman" (not very incognito of me) LOVES romantic comedies. But she has a condition I have Named: Heartbreak Radio Disease. Fellas this is no joke man. Heartbreak Radio Disease occurs the day after you think you're okay with a break-up. You listen to the radio on your drive to your computer programming job and then a song, any song, comes on and it totally relates to you. You never realized the lyrics before, but "Daym Lil' Wayne, you right Jigga. She didn't know how to loo-oove!! (He's made love a two syllable word.)" Stupid Radio DJ! How did you know! All of a sudden Kanye and Katie Perry speak to you and, yes, "She was an Alien! So god in bed and out of this world, but what kind of HUMAN WOULD BREAK MY HEART! I hope you drop to number 469 in Ryan Seacrest's Top 40!"

Then you go home--aw man--every show, every commercial, you thinks is about you! Heartbreak Radio Disease. Now My Woman doesn't get heartbreak, but she watches a show and daym if I don't get the, "Rak! Don't ever cheat on me because Nathan and Haley almost didn't make it and we're not getting a Nanny cause she ain't swimming in our pool naked!" (One Tree Hill Fans may have snorted reading that.)

What am I saying now? 1. Romantic Comedies are great to look into social behavior across many cultures and eras. It's like a way for art to capture a time and look into the depths of human interaction so I really enjoy that plus it's sort of entertaining. 2. I get nervous I'm going to wake up with a pillow over my head because I bought the same cologne as Tiger Woods and My Woman ain't having it!!!

Damn you Eastern Motors!

2011-07-25T09:40:00.002-04:00

So I pull up to work in my Cadillac Escalade EXT aka 2004 Nissan Pathfinder and the satellite radio aka free radio from my antennae starts playing a jingle that I know...I KNOW...is going to screw me all day. Here it is:

I will never buy Eastern Motors Insurance, but damn that catchy easy to sing tune. It's stuck on me. Like a tattoo. I don't want my car insured by NFL Players plus I think they may eventually get sued for that song. Here's another one that always gets me:

Oh you and your animated graphics and soothing 1950's jingle. I imagine those girls who sang Bugle Boy of Company B singing this with their tight buns and Poodle A-line dresses. Yes I know what an A line dress is, I worked in a Fabric store. Don't judge! Jingles are awesome: Got any that I forgot? Did you want to post them here? NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU WANT! Get your own blog. Take a hike. Or better yet...

"...let Eastern motors...put you in a car today...Let Eastern Motors, Finance it all the waaaaaay!"

Win a Date with Vid or BP!

2011-07-21T14:19:00.002-04:00

Today's Edition of IAMSONARAK is showcasing two of my friends who I want to do something for. They are my best friends and I want to send them on a FUN DATE! That's where you come in. Check out my boys and their profiles below and if you can create the perfect date for you and one of them, I'll pay for it! It's on me! I'll have a personal photography team: Captures LLC by Jeff and Rose document the evening for you to cherish and remember forever. So come on ladies and feminine looking guys, send me your best dates and let's get this party started!

BP Nak

Profile: Borith Pech Nak aka BP aka Pech aka DirtaySho
History: Cambodian, has 2 brothers, lived in Chantilly/Centreville all his life
Likes: Sports, Cars, Charities, Singing, Eating Out at New places, Old School Slow Jams, Pools, Beaches, Soccer, The Redskins, Wizards, Nats, and Caps.
Dislikes: Patron, rude people, messy places, sad ladies
Best match: Looking for a high energy girl who can party with the best of them or kick it low key with the rest of them. "I just want to find a girl who I can make feel like she's the only thing in the world." That is not a real quote from BP, just something I put in quotes to add legitimacy to what I think he would say.

Vid Tes

Profile: Vidya Tes, aka Vid aka Viddy Smallz aka TCV-Take Control Vid

History: Cambodian, youngest of three, has a brother and sister and a new niece. Lives in Ft. Washington Area.

Likes: Movies, Concerts, TV shows, Butter, Poker, Partying, The Redskins, Spurs, Nats, and Caps.

Dislikes: Condiments, most Asian food and seafood. (Meat and potatoes kinda guy)

Best match: Looking for a girl who he can be as crazy as he is with, but knows he's loyal and will take care of her with good times, laughs, or anything she'll need. She must love to laugh and enjoy life. "I really love flowers to wake up to in the morning. The freshness of the petals makes my mind wander to lazy days and a simpler life. I want to share that with someone who's not high." Again, something I've made up that Quotation Marks legitimizes.

That's it! Holler back in the comments section of what you're about adn what the date is, adn I'll select a winner in tomorrow's blog! Feel free to volunteer your friends for a date like i just did with Vid and BP.

SWS-Sonarak's Wingman Services

Before and After Video...very cool

2011-07-20T16:53:00.000-04:00

Work and you get results. Before and Afters...I AM LOSING WEIGHT. But more importantly getting healthy!

I'm on my way...but check this joint out! Congrats to all these people!

My blog has an impact...

2011-07-19T09:41:00.000-04:00

Jason Day finished second in the Master's Open and US Open for Golf.

Li Na from China. Winner of the 2011 French Open.
Japanese Women. Winner of the 2011 World Cup.

I know this is the men's team. But they look like the women's team so I just used this.

What I'm trying to say is that because I've started my blog, Asians are blowing up on the scene. I'm seeing the ripple effects of this blog affecting the fabric of the world. People read my blog, get inspired to do more and then become champions of the world. The butterfly effect is happening people. Barrack Obama has just asked to change his name to Barrack Nguyen. Jennifer Lopez is leaving Mark Anthony to be with thissssss (imagine a body roll while stroking my rib cage as I say Thisssssssss--adds to the effect.) Walmart is #1 on the Fortune 500 as soon as they started selling Ramen. Coincidence?

Look at this bad-ass Asian Kid Smoking! Pretty bad ass. Is that a gun in the background at the end?

Let's be honest. Serious if you will. Being Asian, or non-Asian doesn't matter anymore and never has mattered. One love, One People. Don't confuse this with culture. That is sacred. But race itself is a by-product of region. But as region's become more accessible, knowledge is shared, and training narrowing the differences across many industries, sports, and measures, we've all learned this---Rak's blog is fucking awesome.

Enter awesome guitar riff! Take us home Jimi...

Brash Vs. Rak II

2011-07-18T04:02:00.003-04:00

Last Royal Rumble...We left off with Rak issueing a challenge to Brashers...This Weekend was WWE's: Money in the bank...What you've all been waiting for...the next chapter...

I also write for another Blog...Check it out.

2011-07-15T16:13:00.000-04:00

I know this person who is awesome as a friend, a father, and a husband. And then I know another guy name Jun Canda. He writes this other blog I contribute to. Check it out. Me and my boy Rith write for him too. It's an entertainment style blog with awesome previews and news on upcoming attractions all over the industry. FOLLOW HIM MY MINIONS! =)

enjoy!

http://whatjackburtonsays.blogspot.com/

Questions with Rose...

2011-07-14T09:18:00.002-04:00

Rosadel "Rose" Legaspi is Michele's cousin and our roommate. She is a late bloomer who has recently come into her own and is building a reputation as a wild child. She's like a son to me and I want you guys to get to know her a bit more.

What's your best dance? THE HULA. MY PARENTS SIGNED ME UP WHEN I WAS A KID IN HAWAII. PEARLY SHELLLLS IN THE OCEANNN! What this means I don't know. Rose is forever drunk now and, shocker, she was drunk when she answered these questions.

What time is it right now? I ONLY OPERATE ON ROSE TIME.. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MOMENTS. This basically means if she bent her head down to look at a watch, she might lose all inertia and puke. Lock it up Rose.

How old do you think you are? CHINA LADY IN 711 THOUGHT I WAS 19, BUT I'LL GO WITH 24. I don't understand why Rose is a racist.

Is my sister your hero? WITHOUT A DOUBT IN MY MIND. I CAN LEARN A LOT FROM HER. My sister Katie Ieng is who Rose goes to for swag advice. Iengs are Swaggeriffic.

What song identifies you right now? "SOMEONE LIKE YOU" - ADELE. AND BECAUSE HER NAME IS IN MY NAME 'ROSe-ADELe' AND SHE WROTE THAT SONG WHILE ON HER KNEES. Rose is a showing that she is narcissistic and somewhat of a perv. Why are you into a girl who's on her knees?

Who's the best dancer among all of your friends? DID U ASK THIS QUESTION SO I CAN SAY YOU? BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT REALLY DANCES. OK, U WIN. IT'S SONARAK IENG! I'm shocked! Wow, thank you Rose.

Why is music important? IT SPEAKS TO OUR MOODS AND OUR HEARTS. IT CAN CHANGE HOW WE FEEL IN AN INSTANT. IT CAN HELP US COPE, LOVE, DANCE, SING, LIVE. Rose actually just teared as she answered this question and asked for a break to deal with her emotions. While we take a break, here is a message sponsored by Sprint. America's Favorite 4g provider.

Can you send me a link of you singing? YES. KEEP YOUR PANTIES ON. Never-mind, I found one.

Guilty Pleasure song? "JUST TO BE CLOSE TO YOU" - TREY LORENZ. THAT'S GOOD SHIT, I'M SURPRISED IT NEVER HIT TOP 40 HISTORY! Rose cusses a lot when she drinks. She also thinks she's more ghetto and badass than she really is. I went downstairs to play xbox and she was doing pull-ups. When she saw me approach she flew down from her flex arm hang and right into a karate stance and said, "What foo?"

Say one nice thing about me. YOU ARE A STAR.. JUST WAITING TO BURN BRIGHT AND SHOOT ACROSS THE UNIVERSE.. AND MAKE YOUR MARK IN THE WORLD. ALL U HAVE TO DO... IS DO. YOU HAVE EVERYTHING AT YOUR HANDS.. EVEN A TALENTED ROOMMATE/ COUSIN LIKE ME. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT ALL YET. BUT I KNOW YOU'LL GET THERE. WE CAN HELP EACH OTHER MY NINJA. THERE IS GREATNESS WAITING.

Thanks Rose--I don't know what the hell you are talking about most of the time, but this sorta made sense. To the stars my NINJA!

Video of random stupidity with my friends!

2011-07-13T14:28:00.003-04:00

I have no post ready for today. Sorry! But here are some of my favorite random videos. Thanks Gabe and Big Rey for the vids.

Working out in a hotel room...

Just watching the game...

My Wedding Entrance Video

Future of Dance

2011-07-12T14:13:00.000-04:00

I was just having lunch with my coworkers and we were discussing my wife's dancing as they've seen her on the viral Lyrical Dancing Videos on my Youtube page. What you don't know about Michele is that she is the BEST 90's dancer out there. I challeneged this until I saw her break it down "boom-kat" styles on Dance Dance Revolution. A Microsoft Kinnect game where you match the choreography on the screen. Watching Michele go through the game it looked like she knew the next move before it came on! She is awesome. By the way, she challenges anyone to any 90's song in that game. She said please come at her.

Personally, I take dancing seriously. Hey, growing up a fat asian guy in Montgomery County Maryland, my only game to woo the ladies was my sick ability to move to music. Dancing is my thing. But I keep my dance repitoire updated

Moonwalk-check. Harlem Shake-Check. Dougie-Check. Salsa-Check. Line Dancing-Check. Lyrical Dancing-Check. Crumping-Check. Cat Daddy-Check. Any and all styles, I will try, learn, and love. Dancing is the way my soul sings.

How will this affect me in the future? When I have kids, I'm going to know the hottest dance moves and do it better than my kids! Hands down. Then I will be asked to chaperone the dances and then what? Embarrass my children as I build a crowd around me in the punch bowl corner and lonely teachers oogling over my awesome groove-ability. I hear some kid yelling go lower Mr. Rak! And I do. Sorry kids...that is your future. I hope stretchy pants are cool in the future.

Getting back in the Gym today...and then I digress...

2011-07-11T11:25:00.000-04:00

After a crazy weekend that involved A National's Baseball game, the awesomest Pool Party hosted by my friends Bill and Steph, and great food with my family guest starring Ming Nan and Rithy in the AM and my friends Edgar and Kat in the PM, I am feenin' for the gym!

But Gym Etiquette is nuts. People! Wipe the damn machines down! I do for you! Oh! And what is with those stupid "Feet" Looking Shoes? Then it got me to thinking about feet and shoes in general and my mind wanders.....

In terms of the racial norms, white people love to walk around barefoot. You do. Don't lie. And I am like damn, that is so different from Asians. We walk with shoes on outside of the house and then take them off when we go inside. White people will walk with no shoes on outside, but leave their shoes on when they go inside! Then Asians are left with the dilemma of when they invite over white people, they get the dreaded question, "Should I take off my shoes?"

I'm thinking, I don't want your shoes on my carpet, but your feet might be gross too walking around outside, hiking, or horseback riding (I dunno what white people do?)...ohhh...the catch 22. So when I get invited to a white person's house, I'm wearing dirty shoes...there's your dilemma back in your face Caucasians! What would you rather have? Dirty shoes or dirty feet on your carpets? The war continues...

Hello Ellen D!

2011-07-07T15:22:00.000-04:00

Welcome to my world. Make yourself at home in the digital comfort of this blog. If you ever read this and are wondering who the hell is Sonarak and why am I here, the answer is Sonarak is a big funny Cambodian dude and you were twitter bombed to find him. Sucker. =)

But you have stumbled upon a great comedic apprentice. Let me be the Lady Speed Stick under your wing. My resume includes reality TV, College Plays, and this lowly effort to try and get you to say hi to me. Then I will charm you with my amazingly long lashes and golden smile into helping me achieve my dream of one day being a host of my own TV show.

I'm so rude, how are you doing by the way? (cyber hi-five) Awesome, that's a good one Ellen. (I just assumed you said something funny).

Leave a comment below and I'll try to get back to you.

See you soon mama! Keep on being too skool for cool. Love ya and thanks for stopping by!

SYTYCD: Michele's Lyrical and Hip Hop Routine

2011-07-07T08:49:00.001-04:00

Just a simple and quick post about my wife. She's a conservative woman who loves to cook, watch teen drama series on TV, and is the cutest thing on earth when she is drunk. Meet, DRUNK MICHELE. I've found evidence, documented and turned in for presentation to the jury, that Michele is a drunk dancer! So You Think You Can Dance Michele? Here you are!

Press Release: Pech Corp

2011-07-06T12:32:00.001-04:00

Press Release: July 6th, 2011 Centreville Virginia
Issued by Sonarak's Wingman Services
Re: Pech Corp
For Media Inquiries regarding this article, please contact Sonarak.Ieng@gmail.com; SWS

For Immediate Release: Pech Nak is hereby going to be known as Borith or BP. The change comes in the midst of a rebranding of Pech Corp.

An unofficial statement released by the president of Pech Corp, BP Nak, "I'm investing in the modernization of Pech Corp and the image and attitude of Pech Corp is the frontline change to see long term results. We are anticipating cutting the fat and infusing energy into this company."

Forbes analysts were polled having BP's stock rising. They attribute the growth to newly hired COO Gabe Saclolo, dropping D-Rick Marketing and moving to PR Firm SWS and enlisting top man Sonarak Ieng, while President BP Nak is also making cuts and sacrifices himself. CNN warns the changes are going to take time, but forecast a huge end result from this shift.

Wall Street is tying the shift in Swagger-nomics to the recent success of TCV. The new line by President Vidya Tes of Vid Corp. "Passive and friendly no more, these dynamic entities are becoming performers in the show and not just audience members in the industry." says Rithy Chhuan of Motley Fool. TCV-Take Control Vid has skyrocketed to the top with bold moves, interesting productions, and creativity. BP is slated to do the same.

BP and TCV are not related. This Press Release is a product of SWS Media and Relations. For further help on Swagger-nomics, please contact Sonarak Ieng.