I can has Dev Job?

He's at it again!!

2010-03-04T06:22:00.000-08:00

FROM: Mr. Douche McManager
TO: <developers>
SUBJECT: New Code Conventions

In order to increase the readability of the code that you people are turning out, we're going to have to implement some new code conventions. I'm no idiot and used to be able to hang with the best of them back when I was writing cobol, but this java shit is nearly incomprehensible. I've talked with Larry ButtKisser and we've come up with some new code conventions that will increase readability and promote accountability.

* In-line documentation

Every line of code should be preceded by at least 1 line of commentary. The line should, at a minimum, contain the following: The loginID of every developer who has edited that line of code and a little note saying what that line does. The more in-line documentation there is, the better.

* Deleting lines of code

No more deleting lines of old code, they should always be commented out instead with in-line documentation on who did the commenting and why it was done and what is replacing it.

* Variable Naming

All of these long descriptive variable names are just wasting space and making the program bloat. From now on, use sensible names like x, y, or i. If you must use longer names, try to keep to 5 characters and under. Of course, the real meaning of any shortened variable name should be noted in the in-line documentation for clarity.

These 3 simple changes should make the code much easier to read and maintain. You people need to get on the ball! We are way behind schedule and I need to understand why and these changes should help.

That is all,

Mr. McManager

{submitted by A. Slaev}

Le Sigh

2010-03-02T07:19:00.000-08:00

It's times like these that I'm convinced that some developers have read too much Kafka, but then I remember that most developers are busy reading Wrox books and XKCD instead and have no time for irony.

{submitted by tdc}

System.Text.StringDestroyer

2010-02-24T10:13:00.000-08:00

string mszErrorMessage = "Error: " + "An Error Occurred In the " + "module (" + aexLocalException.Source + ")." + "\r\nPlease report this " + "error " + "to a system administrator." + "\r\nYou may not recover from " + "here " + "and must start the function (" + aszFunctionName + ") " + "over from the beginning.";

My only thought is that the author of this concatalicious line of code is severely overbuilding (so that parts of this message could be replaced with variables in the future) or that they have been smacked in the forehead with a hammer a few times by someone who was singing the praises of System.Text.StringBuilder while administering said hammer taps.

RFC3251 - Electricity over IP

2010-02-17T08:43:00.000-08:00

RFC3251 - Electricity over IP

Network Working Group

B. Rajagopalan
Request for Comments: 3251

Tellium, Inc.
Category: Informational

1 April 2002

                          Electricity over IP

Status of this Memo

   This memo provides information for the Internet community.  It does
   not specify an Internet standard of any kind.  Distribution of this
   memo is unlimited.

Copyright Notice

   Copyright (C) The Internet Society (2002).  All Rights Reserved.

Abstract

   Mostly Pointless Lamp Switching (MPLampS) is an architecture for
   carrying electricity over IP (with an MPLS control plane).  According
   to our marketing department, MPLampS has the potential to
   dramatically lower the price, ease the distribution and usage, and
   improve the manageability of delivering electricity.  This document
   is motivated by such work as SONET/SDH over IP/MPLS (with apologies
   to the authors).  Readers of the previous work have been observed
   scratching their heads and muttering, "What next?".  This document
   answers that question.

   This document has also been written as a public service.  The "Sub-
   IP" area has been formed to give equal opportunity to those working
   on technologies outside of traditional IP networking to write
   complicated IETF documents.  There are possibly many who are
   wondering how to exploit this opportunity and attain high visibility.
   Towards this goal, we see the topics of "foo-over-MPLS" (or MPLS
   control for random technologies) as highly amenable for producing a
   countless number of unimplementable documents.  This document
   illustrates the key ingredients that go into producing any "foo-
   over-MPLS" document and may be used as a template for all such work.

Read The Full RFC Proposal here!

None more black

2010-02-12T07:36:00.000-08:00

FROM: Mr. Douche McManager
TO: <developers>
SUBJECT: Wasting Color Toner

I told you people to watch our toner budget and no one listened to me, so, now we are going to have to take steps to ensure that the situation is fixed. I've told all of you repeatedly that the color toner is expensive and needs to be saved for reports and not used on code submissions. And yet I continuously get all of these code submissions that are in a bunch of colors! Yesterday, DougDev told me that he "can't help it" because the IDE colors the text that way for readability. So, it's the IDE's fault? Fine.

Henceforth, Devs should only use Notepad for coding. Anyone caught using the IDE will be written up. When someone figures out a way to keep the IDE from printing in color, we can talk about switching back.

That is all,

Mr. McManager

{submitted by A. Slaev}

The Unknown Table

2010-02-04T08:43:00.000-08:00

I'm a new employee at a software company where I was asked to take a look at our production DB schema and suggest possible avenues for optimization. They said that it would probably be useful to have a "fresh pair of eyes" looking there for anything they have missed.

I checked with all of the other devs who had been there for a few years about this mystery table and was told to check the DB Schema documentation. There was no reference to Table X, of course. I told them it was a mystery and no one could seem to remember what it did (if anything). Upon looking into it more closely, the table was found to have over 6 million rows containing sequential numbers. This was taking up a good bit of space, so a decision was made to delete it.

WHOOPS!

Deleting it crashed the application. Nobody could log in at all. And, of course, restoring the table fixed the problem. We spent a week or so looking through the application code to find any references to Table X and there were none. Another week was spent trying to diagnose the crashing problem at the DB level and that's where we found it... Apparently, an intern from the community college had mistakenly used our production DB to learn SQL instead of doing it on the dev DB (about a year before I showed up). He had written a update trigger on the login auditing table to insert a new integer into table X. It only took an hour to fix the problem once found, but, it certainly taught us a lesson.

You pay for unpaid interns: one way or another.

{submitted by DW}

A Reliability Solution for ZIP Drives...

2010-01-27T07:39:00.000-08:00

Remember ZIP drives? Those 100Mb Floppies that were the rage for a few years? Remember the click of death?

For those who don't, both the drives and the disks that went into them were notoriously flimsy, and they when they failed, it usually let you know by clicking once a second, on and on forever... the drive was dead, your data was gone, your disk was killed. Well, when you've got bored web devs who are always worried about the survivability of their ZIP data, what happens?

This happens...

RAID Level 1, my friends, on a pair of ZIP drives. So, now, when you get the click of death, you can replace the disk (and maybe the drive if it co-failed) and get your data back! Thank god they invented USB Flash Drives a few years later...

{submitted by El}

Analytics = Hilarity

2010-01-20T06:13:00.000-08:00

Google Analytics... how I love thee! Here's what analytics says you guys are using to find us here at "I can has Dev Job".

So, of course the #7 most frequent search term is "a job for a turd"; how could it not be?

Anyone else have some analytics hilarity to share?

Data Overload

2010-01-15T08:27:00.000-08:00

/// <summary>

/// orderData class contains data for the order object
/// </summary>
public class orderData
{
   public int orderDataID { get; private set; }
   public int orderDataDataID { get; private set; }
   public int orderDataMetaDataID { get; private set; }
   public int orderDataDataDataID { get; private set; }

   private string orderDataDataSetDataSource;
   public DataSet orderDataDataSet { get; private set; }

   private string orderDataDataTableDataSource;
   public DataTable orderDataDataTable { get; private set; }


public orderData(int _orderDataID)
{
   // connect to the DB
   and so on...

I wonder if this was an e-commerce application for Sally's SeaShells (which she sells by the sea shore) or for Peter Piper's Picked Pickled Peppers inc.?

The Doohick won't plug into the thingee...

2010-01-13T06:44:00.000-08:00

  Years ago, I was working in the service department of our local computer shop and a man came in wanting to buy a monitor. The salesmen were "too busy" to take care of "simple" (read as "low margin") sales like that (although they were first in line to sell a customer a cable). At this time, VGA (running at 640x480) was common place (but only just) and it was, in fact, all we had in stock.

  The man was white-haired with a white beard and he was sort of a squirrelly non-talkative type. Without much fuss, I sold him the monitor and went back to fixing computers. He called about an hour later.

  "How can I help you, sir?" I asked.

  "Well, the doohick won't plug into the thingee. I starts to go, but then it stops short of being all the way plugged in."

  Beginning to suspect that the monitor pins might be bent - it was the only thing that sprang to mind that would prevent a monitor cable from going all the way in - I continued, "Okay, now, which is the doohick and which is the thingee?"

  He paused for a moment. "The doohick you sold me won't plug into the thingee on the computer."

  "Gotcha. Okay, can you look at the end of the plug of the doohick, sir?"

  "Sure, I see it, there's little doodads in there."

  "Yes, sir, those are called pins. Are they bent?"

  "Are the doodads bent? Naw, I can see most of 'em and they look straight."

  We went on for a while longer, I got him to look at the thingee on the computer to see if anything was in - or blocking - the holes. No luck. Finally, I asked him to bring both the doohick and the thingee in for me to look at.

  The next day, the man showed up with the doohick and the thingee. I pulled out the doohick (the monitor) and looked at it... The doodads (the pins) were, in fact, bent. But I could see how a layman would say they weren't. The 15 individual doodads, themselves, were still straight - as in they were uncurved - but they had been pushed together into a few teepee like structures. Curious, I checked the computer...

  *boggle* I didn't even know Epson made computers. He said he had bought it in Argentina for a really good price. It had an 8088 processor, a pair of 5.25" floppies, no hard drive, and CGA graphics. And therein lay the problem. CGA used a 9-pin port and I had sold him a 15-pin VGA monitor. He had been forcing the 15-pin plug into the 9-pin port and had teepeed all of the pins into the 9 available holes. I apologized and tried to sell him a CGA monitor, but, he said they were too expensive (and he was right).

Ed: Exactly who's brilliant idea was it to take an existing plug form-factor and add 6 more pins to it. When old graphics and serial ports were abundant, this kind of thing happened *all the time*. I can't wait until someone designs a new USB port that happens to be a similar size to HDMI or something and the fun starts all over again.

Another Day, Another DEU

2010-01-08T08:43:00.000-08:00

I used to work in consumer side tech support/virus removal in a call center for a security software company. Of course I had many brain donors call in, but here is one in particular that made me cry with sad.

A lady called in and was very upset that our software had broken her computer. When asking for clarification, she said that when she had updated our software, it had broken it and it would no longer turn on. As she was not interested in hearing how a software update would physically break her computer, I asked her to attempt to turn on her computer. You could hear it turn on, so the actual computer was running, however nothing would show up on her monitor. She insisted that was proof that our software was the cause of her problem as she didn't have this issue before she ran the update.

I asked her what color the power button was on her monitor. She informed me that it was orange. I asked her to check the monitor cable connection at the back of her computer. She continued to argue and refused to do so for several minutes. After finally coercing her to make sure that it was secure, magically her monitor had a picture again and things were back to normal. I politely informed her that our software updates did not generally unplug cables as a side effect and she hung up the phone.

(submitted by Mark)

Ready to MUD!

2010-01-03T08:09:00.000-08:00

Luckies, 2 different kinds of gin, and Pepcid. Hrmmm...

(Warning: Ultra-obscure geekdom ahead)
Ok, let me see here... telnet.exe... kobra.et.tudelft.nl... cool... logging in... still on AD2029, good... uptime... 12 minutes? Awesome!! Ok, here's the plan, gonna run over and grab the black suit from the tie fighter pilot, then come back to AD2029 and get a Heavy Plate off a T800 before going to get the Vulcan Autosaber off of Skynet. Then I'll be ready to work on my next level before the server reboots again in about 6 hours.

Director devs, show your Lingo Love!

2009-12-29T18:28:00.000-08:00

Code horror is something we've all experienced, but I just thought that maybe not everyone had ever experienced the joy that was coding in Macromedia Lingo. Here is a perfectly good script from a director project...

_1. on mouseDown me
_2. upMember = the memberNum of sprite(the clickOn)
_3.   the memberNum of sprite(the clickOn) = upMember + 1
4. puppetSound 1, "downSound"
5. updateStage
6. repeat while the mouseDown
7.    nothing
8. end repeat
9.  the memberNum of sprite(the clickOn) = upMember
10. puppetSound 1, "upSound"
11. updateStage
12. end

So, what does this do? It's a mouse click handler for a button! It swaps out the button's picture for the next one (so, be sure to remember to keep the down picture as the next cast member or this will look wonky). Then it plays a sound to start the click, then waits until you let go of the mouse. At which point, it swaps the button's picture back out for the up picture and then plays the up half of the sound. My favorite part is all of the "natural" language: me, the, of. There's even an alternative to using the = sign, if that's too fancy for you. Line 9 could be written like this:

9.  set the memberNum of sprite(the clickOn) to upMember

Now that is fun to read! Anyone else have some delicious lingo scripts they'd like to post for historical preservation?

Which edition of Windows is right for you?

2009-12-24T06:56:00.000-08:00

I work at "Nerd"Squad but finished my degree in computer science a year ago. This has given me not only the opportunity to experience the sheer stupidity of the computer-using public - as all "Nerd"Squad employees must - but also the sheer stupidity of my fellow "Nerd"Squad employees. Last week, one of the other guys called me to the back to give him a hand.

When I got there, I was dumbfounded. Here's what the guy was trying to do:

He had a brand new Samsung Jack phone on the bench.
It was plugged into wall power.
It had a USB cable in it that went to a USB hub (which was powered).
The hub had another USB cable in it that went to an external DVD drive (which was also powered).
The external DVD drive had a copy of Windows 7 Ultimate in it.

Here's his sole question before I walked out:

"Hey, Mike, this guy wants Windows 7 Ultimate instead of Windows 6.5 Mobile. Where do I find this DVD drive on here?"

(submitted by Mike)

To whom it may concern? Yes, we're all concerned now.

2009-12-18T13:28:00.000-08:00

I work at a company which provides outsourced IT support to small and medium sized businesses who don't want to build their own IT departments. I recently got this email request from a "power user".

To whom it may concern,

  I am a long-time computer user and one of the most experienced network users in our division. I was part of the original project to set up Netware 2 and, later, Netware 3, so, I'm no stranger to working with networks. Recently, as part of an effort to develop some new support materials, I was told to visit a network site called Flickr. I have to ask, what is the point of this site? I can search for terms and it returns a browsable list of what... captions? I don't get it.

  Please advice as to what I'm missing here.

Thanks,

Mr. Networker

We had to ask for more information to help him. Sure, we all knew what Flickr was, but, we didn't understand how he could "miss the point". His reply laid it all bare.

To whom it may concern,

  I don't get it as in, how is this any different than dogpile or yahoo? I put in a search term and it returns a bunch of blurbs to me that don't necessarily have to do with my search term. If I wanted that, I could pick random lines from a dictionary. I seriously doubt that there's anything wrong with my computer since I'm considered a power user within the division, so, I suspected that it may be something wrong with the network you've been administering. Regardless, here is the information you've requested:

Computer: Dell Dimension 1100
OS: Windows XP Pro
RAM: 512Mb
Browser: Lynx 2.1

Please fix the network asap and tell me what I am supposed to have seen on this Flickr network site.

Thanks,

Mr. Networker

Ah, I see you have the machine that goes PING!

2009-12-15T07:10:00.000-08:00

We are currently undergoing a big upgrade to our web systems that requires I "babysit" the entire process to confirm when the sites go down and when (more like "if") they come back up. There is also a live troubleshooting IRC channel for employees to get on and seek help. Amid the upgrade, I was watching the chat and saw this:

Some Guy: Hey! I need to get to my dev site and I can't!
Web Manager: All our sites are down. They work internally with IP's but outside they're inaccessible.
Some Guy: Well, I can ping it internally by IP.
Web Manager: I think I just said that.
Some Guy: But when I put the name into my browser, I don't get anything.
Web Manager: I think I just said that, too.
Some Guy: Ok, so any suggestions? Like I said, I can ping it interally by IP.
Web Manager: How about typing that IP into your browser bar?
Some Guy: Good Troubleshooting Idea! I'm going to try that, hang on.
Web Manager: Okay.
Some Guy: It only kinda worked.
Web Manager: How do you mean?
Some Guy: when I use the IP, I get the site, but the address bar doesn't change from the number.
Web Manager: That would be the expected behavior.
Some Guy: Oh? Ok. So just use the number from now on?
Web Manager: No, only during the upgrade cycle, afterwards, you can you the names again.

(submitted by effbo)

Randomization

2009-12-10T13:35:00.001-08:00

public int randomize(int maxValue)

{

return ((((int)DateTime.Now.DayOfWeek) + DateTime.Now.Second + DateTime.Now.Millisecond + DateTime.Now.Second) % maxValue);

}

I was touring through some of the base libraries that we use in our code at work and had always wondered why we didn't use the built-in Random functions. We were always told that the randomize function was better because there was a "flaw" in .NET that made the random function produce the same number every time it was used. This function was the "official" solution to that problem.

Just in case...

2009-12-08T06:33:00.000-08:00

Just in case the gubmint decides to add another month.

Obamuary, anyone?

So, I can't decide... is the height of laziness or the height of malfeasance? Sure, I guess it could really be a hassle to type out the names of the months again and again for drop down lists, but only if you don't know how to write it once in an include file or library. The laziness here could be either being too lazy to type the months repeatedly or too lazy to learn how to not type the names repeatedly. If, on the other hand, this user is aware of the cost of a database connection and chooses to pull this mundane list every time someone needs to fill in a date drop down, then I say Bravo! That'll show 'em. Show 'em what, I can't say, but, by gum, it will show them.

(submitted by anonymous)

I'm dreaming of a brownish-putty-colored Christmas...

2009-12-05T07:14:00.000-08:00

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen dust

Gave the lustre of filth to the PC's guts,

When, what to my wondering eyes should arise,

But a miniature heat sink, and 4 tiny surprises,

With little black chips, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment they must be RAM sticks.

Apple strikes again...

2009-12-03T12:32:00.000-08:00

Mac users... is there anything they won't misunderstand?

A few years ago - when Apple's monitors looked suspiciously like the original iMac but with insect legs - we were upgrading all of the Mac users on campus to flat panels. I can't tell you how many times I had this exact same conversation:

"Wow, a flat panel! I love it! It looks like something from Star Trek!"

"Ok, are you ready for your new monitor?"

"Sure, but, how are you going to get my files transfered over? Have you got a jump drive or a hard drive or some kind of cable?"

"We're not replacing the computer, just the monitor."

"Oh, ok, sure. But how will you get the files out?"

"We're not replacing the computer, just the monitor."

"Ah, I see ok, sure. So they'll just automatically transfer or something? Man, Apple really is user friendly."

"No, we're not replacing the computer, just the monitor."

"Ummm..."

"When you replace the windshield in your car, you don't have to worry that the stuff in your trunk will disappear with the old windshield, right? Same thing here."

"Oh! Oh, ok, I got it. Sure. They'll still be in the same place after you've moved them."

/sigh/

"Yes, I'll make sure to do it so it's just like you left it. You know how easy Apple makes it."

This was repeated time and time again... it really was a grind. And the kicker came a week after we were done. The dean called me and the other technician one afternoon and had some harsh words for us. Here's the subsequent email:

Tech Staff,

During the recent apple upgrade, it has come to my attention that little care was given to the preservation of existing faculty work. Specifically, more than 1 faculty has contacted me and informed me that they would be late submitting their annual reports because the files which they had been working during the last 2 semesters were not properly transfered during the equipment swap out. To this end, I am including a list of users who will need to have these files recovered from their previous equipment and sent to them ASAP. If this cannot be done in a timely manner, we will have to review our technology personnel and data policies so that we can ensure this does not happen again in the future.

Dean Eye-Dee-Ten-Tee

(submitted by bbasttt)

plz to rate my incompetence kthxbye

2009-11-24T10:14:00.000-08:00

From: Smith, Stan
Sent: November 12, 2009 1:21 PM
To: Derden, Tyler
Subject: Help

>
>
> I'll make this simple, click your "start" menu
> (bottom left hand conrer of your screen),
> then click "all programs", then find the folder
> called "SomeCorp", click it and then select the
> "UsProgram". This will launch the application.
>

Please advise... I'm assuming that when you say start menu, you mean the square button at the bottom of my phone. I'm not seeing an "all programs" option here. Do you mean the app store? There is no "folder" called SomeCorp in the app store, although there is something similar to UsProgram.

For future reference, these instructions are not very clear at all. I would rate your performance here pretty low. We are a technology integration firm, if we can't make this simple for our clients, then we're wasting time and money.

Stan

Sent from my iPhone

Submitted by "RaistlinBran"

Someone please save and/or fire me...

2009-11-23T07:11:00.000-08:00

This despondant dev made an HTML comment (which would ultimately be visible on every page that used this include file) in which he dispaired about his job and wishes to be saved or fired. I can tell you that his wish(es) came true! Both of them! He began "dating" his supervisor who, later, fired him for being a shitty depressed boyfriend. One wrongful termination lawsuit later, he's managed to get some psych help and now happily plays the market instead of working. Makes me wish I wish I was dead.

(submitted by LK)

Hold Me

2009-11-17T11:10:00.000-08:00

<% sub holdme(specs)
Dim total_cols,col_loop,total_width
total_cols = param_count(specs)
Dim col_specs()
ReDim col_specs(total_cols)
total_width = 0
for col_loop = 1 to total_cols
col_specs(col_loop) = get_param(specs,col_loop)
total_width = total_width + col_specs(col_loop)
NEXT
  %>
  <table width="<% =total_width %>" border="0"
   cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0">
<tr height="1">
   <% for col_loop = 1 to total_cols %>
<td width="<% =col_specs(col_loop) %>"
   height="1">
<img src="/images/spacer.gif" border="0"
   width="<% =col_specs(col_loop) %>"
     height="1">
</td>
   <% NEXT %>
</tr>
<% end sub %>

<% sub endholdme %>
</table>
   <% Dim col_specs(0) %>
<% end sub %>

Sing to "Hold Me" (by Fleetwood Mac):

  Can't you understand code
  VB don't you hand me a line
  Redim it like it matters
  You and VB got plenty of time

  There's nobody who gets this
  So VB let me hand you my glove
  There's a FOR for you to NEXT to
  So slip your array inside of my table love

Surely they speak Latin in Latin America where all the Latinos live, right?

2009-11-16T10:17:00.000-08:00

From: Sandura, Preeti
Sent: Saturday, November 8, 2009 2:36 PM
To: Div Mgmt, Reg Mgmt, Devs
Subject: RE: Smith vs. Thompson Sat Nov 4

FYI.. In the past we have also provided a fast buy cum hard coded/'no hit to DD' approach on the Web. The 'Order Premium' and 'Order Standard' links from the home page were linked to the attached screen. We have also supported a Latino version of attached screen.

But we need at least a week's notice to perform these changes.

Preeti Sandura

Editor's Note: The submission contained its own color-based emphasis. Not that this was going to be difficult for anyone to pick out and giggle at, but, everyone loves it when an Advice Dog saying makes its way into an email.

Lost the thread

2009-11-11T10:12:00.000-08:00

[Editor's Note - This is an actual email thread, so, start at the bottom for real clarity. :) ]

Bob,

This Product, Widget Maximus, currently has a blank value for the monthly and the annual price in the PAT, as mentioned in the below email of October 30th. This will need to be added in the PAT, as we mentioned in the below email of October 30^th. Looking to the November 2nd email, not everything is correct in the PAT (as noted in the October 30th email), but, rather, is missing some data (as noted in the October 30th and November 9th emails). I am on the Web team. Database people are on the database team. The PAT is a database. See the connection? You should try emailing someone on the database team probably (as noted in the October 30th email).

Thanks,

Tom Smith

E-commerce Web Development Team

From: Rucker, Ed
Sent: Monday, November 09, 2009 1:42 PM
To: Smith, Tom
Cc: Morris, Betsy
Subject: FW: WCR:06345

Tom,

Were you able to get the annual price to display for the below link?

http://site.oursite.com/programming/Default.aspx?prod=10062&section=edu

Sincerely,
Ed Rucker
Operations Analyst I

From: Rucker, Ed
Sent: Monday, November 02, 2009 11:32 AM
To: Morris, Betsy
Cc: Smith, Tom
Subject: RE: WCR:06345

Betsy,

The links look good in dev.

Tom,

Are you the one who can add the annual price field to pull in for a channel so it will display on the web? Everything is correct in PAT we just need for it to display.

Sincerely,
Ed Rucker
Operations Analyst I

From: Morris, Betsy
Sent: Friday, October 30, 2009 10:38 AM
To: Rucker, Ed
Cc: ecomm
Subject: FW: WCR:06345

Hi Ed -

We have made the changes for the web request you sent yesterday, excluding adding the annual price. Can you view the changes in dev, and work with the database team on the annual price?

Thanks.

Betsy Morris

Web Team Project Manager

From: Palamakula, Rashmi
Sent: Friday, October 30, 2009 10:26 AM
To: Morris, Betsy
Cc: Thompson, Sam
Subject: WCR:06345

Hi Betsy,

I have created the new links below in the designated international category on the educational section of the commercial web and adding annual price for the Widget link need to be done in database so please contact database team for adding annual price .

Regards,
Rashmi