I Can't Believe I

Ellen

admin — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:00:45 +0000

I can’t believe I have a PhD and can only find a job working for $15 an hour.

Sam

admin — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:00:06 +0000

I can’t believe I continued our Facebook poke war, even in the midst of our heated argument.

Katie

admin — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 00:00:36 +0000

I can’t believe I have been on postsecret!

Josh

admin — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 14:00:43 +0000

I can’t believe I got pulled over stoned and got away with it.

Shelbie

admin — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:00:17 +0000

I can’t believe I got caught having sex with a man 23 years older than me… by my mom.

Janelle

admin — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 14:00:21 +0000

I can’t believe I feel so impressed with myself when I make a full sentence with refrigerator word magnets.

Phoebe

admin — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:00:41 +0000

I can’t believe I once forgot what a four was.

Camilo

admin — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:00:04 +0000

I can’t believe I am still awake at 1:30 a.m. doing a job that makes me lose my faith in humanity.

Marj

admin — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:00:28 +0000

I can’t believe I used to think a Pedestrian was a member of a religion that refused to use cars.

Robert

admin — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 14:00:56 +0000

I can’t believe I was 20 years old by the time I figured out how to masturbate.

Dylan

admin — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:00:38 +0000

I can’t believe I took two years off of school so that I could learn to appreciate it, and now I’m back and I still hate it.

Peaches

admin — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 14:00:18 +0000

I can’t believe I only get twenty hours at work while the new person we JUST hired is getting almost full time.

Jared

admin — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:00:29 +0000

I can’t believe I still have not stopped smoking pot even though I know it keeps food out of my daughter’s mouth.

Matt

admin — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 14:00:00 +0000

I can’t believe I dropped acid at 3 am when I should have been writing my essay.

Amanda

admin — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:00:08 +0000

I can’t believe I haven’t turned on the heat yet when it’s 40 degrees in my apartment.

Vincent

admin — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 14:00:30 +0000

I can’t believe I s–t my pants on a cruise.

Liza

admin — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:00:31 +0000

I can’t believe I can still feel his disgusting fingerprints on my skin, nearly a decade later.

Brenda

admin — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 14:00:41 +0000

I can’t believe I have a daughter who took her top off in a bar just to win $700.

Cheryl

admin — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:00:18 +0000

I can’t believe I stay with him when he makes me so angry that i’ve murdered the stuffed animals that he’s given me.

Marie

admin — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 14:00:32 +0000

I can’t believe I masturbated in the restroom at work the other day.