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Filipino Carenderia Terminologies

2008-11-30T10:36:00.001-05:00

KARINDERYA TERMINOLOGY
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>> TAPSILOG - Tapa, Sinangag, Itlog
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>> LONGSILOG - Longganisa, Sinangag, Itlog
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>> HOTSILOG - Hotdog, Sinangag, Itlog
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>> PORKSILOG - Baboy, Sinangag, Itlog
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>> CHICKSILOG - Chicken Sinangag Itlog
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>> AZUCARERA - Adobong Aso
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>> LUGLOG - Lugaw, Itlog
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>> PAKAPLOG - Pandesal, Kape, Itlog
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>> KALOG - Kanin, Itlog
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>> PAKALOG - Pandesal, Kanin, Itlog
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>> MAALOG NA BETLOG - Maalat na Itlog, Pakbet, Itlog
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>> BAHAW - kaning lamig ito... pero may nagtinda,
>> Bakang Inihaw
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>> KALKAL - Kalderetang Kalabaw
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>> HIMAS - Hipon Malasado
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>> HIMAS SUSO - Hipon Malasado, Sugpo, Keso
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>> HIMAS PEKPEK - Hipon Malasado, Kropek, Pinekpek'n
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>> PEKPEK MONG MALAKI - Kropek, Pinekpek'n, Monggo,
>> Malasado, Laing,
>> Kilawin
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>> DILA - Dinuguan, Laing
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>> DILAAN MO - Dinuguan, Laing, Dalandan, Molo
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>> BOKA BOKA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape
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>> BOKA BOKA MO PA - Bopis, Kanin, Bokayo, Kape, Molong
>> Pancit
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>> KANTOT - Kanin, Tortang Talong
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>> KANTOT PA - Kanin, Tortang Talong, Pancit
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>> SIGE KANTOT PA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang
>> Talong, Pancit
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>> SIGE KANTOT PA IBAON MO - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin,
>> Tortang Talong,
>> Pancit... Take out
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>> SIGE KANTOT PA HA - Sinigang na Pige, Kanin, Tortang
>> Talong, Pancit,
>> Halo-halo
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>> SIGE KANTOT PAIBAON MO PAPA - Sinigang na Pige,
>> Kanin, Tortang Talong,
>> Pancit... Take out w/ Ketchup
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>> PAKANTOT - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong
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>> PAPAKANTOT - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong
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>> PAPAKANTOT KA BA - Papaitan, Kanin, Tortang Talong,
>> Kapeng Barako
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>> PAKANTOT SA YO - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong,
>> Saging... + Yosi
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>> PAKANTOT KA - Pandesal, Kanin, Tortang Talong, Kape
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>> PAKANTOT KA HABANG MATIGAS PA - Pandesal, Kanin,
>> Tortang Talong, Kape,
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>> Inihaw na
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>> Bangus, Maruya, Tinola, Ginisang Aso, Pancit
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>> SUBO - Sugpo, Bopis
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>> SUBO MO - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo
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>> SUBO MO PA - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Pancit
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>> SUBO MO PA MAIGE - Sugpo, Bopis, Molo, Mais, Pige
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>> SUBO MO TITE KO - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola, Teryaki,
>> Kochinta
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>> SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS! - Sugpo, Bopis, Tinola
>> Teryaki, Kochinta, Bihon,
>> Tawilis
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>> SUBO MO TITE KO BILIS, HAYOP! - ...same as above,
>> minura mo lang yung
>> waiter kasi ang tagal ng order...

The Sacred Angel

2008-11-27T19:37:00.003-05:00

This is the sacred angel. You MUST pass this angel on to at least 5 people within the hour of receiving this email. After you do, make a wish. If you have passed it on, your wish will come true and love will come your way shortly.

You're...

My friend,

My companion,

Through good times and bad,

My friend,

My buddy,

Through happy and sad,

Beside me you stand,

Beside me you walk,

You're there to listen,

You're there to talk,

With happiness,

With smiles,

With pain and tears,

I know you'll be there, throughout the years!

You are all good friends to me and I am grateful to you. Send this to all your good friends online to show them you are friends. If you get this back from:

1 person - you are lonely

2 people - you have a couple friends, but not many

3 people - you have a few friends...

4 people - you have some friends...

5 people - you have several friends!!

6 people - you have many friends!!

7 people - you are SOOOO loved!!!

Remember, no man or woman is a failure who has a friend!

Bakit msarap ang sex?????....xensya na po!

2008-11-26T16:51:00.001-05:00

Inusisa ni Totoy ang kanyang tatay.

Totoy: Bakit po masarap ang sex?

Tatay: Kasi, may kiliti o sensation iyon na katulad ng nararamdaman mo pagnangungulangot ka.

Totoy: Bakit po mas nasasarapan ang mga babae kaysa sa mga lalaki sa sex?

Tatay: Gaya ng nasabi ko, ang sex ay parang pangungulangot. Kapagnangungulangot ka, mas nag-e-enjoy ang iyong ilong kesa sa ang iyongdaliri.

Totoy: Bakit ayaw po ng mga babae na ginagahasa sila?

Tatay: Iyang panggagahasa eh maihahalintulad sa naglalakad ka sakalye,tapos, may lumapit sa iyo at kinalikot ang iyong ilong.Magugustuhan mo ba iyon?

Totoy: Bakit po ayaw ng mga babae na makipag-sex pag nireregla sila?

Tatay: Anak, kapag dinudugo ang ilong mo, naa?"ngungulangot ka ba?

Totoy: Bakit ayaw po ng mga lalaki na mag-condom kapag nakikipag-sex sila?

Tatay: Ikaw ba eh gusto mong mangulangot na may guwantes ka sa iyongdaliri?

Totoy: Bakit po sa pribadong lugar ginagawa ang pakikipag-sex?

Tatay: Mangungulangot ka ba sa harapan ng buong klase mo? Gago!

Moments to Cherish! makarelate k kaya? aminin!!

2008-11-26T14:59:00.004-05:00

Nung ikaw ay bata pa? Natatandaan mo pa ba ito?

1.) Palagi kang may gasgas sa siko at tuhod.
2.) Mayron kang sariling bike (Uso pa noon ang BMX)
3.) Maraming kang kalarong kapitbahay mo (all of you had bikes)
4.) Mahilig kayong umakyat sa bubong ninyo (and your neighbor's roof as well)
5.) Curious ka sa bahay na inabandona ng kapitbahay mo, gusto mo makita ang loob nito.
6.) Namimitas ka ng aratiles sa kapitbahay nyo noon, subo agad pagkapitas.
7.) Ginagawa mong palobo ang bulaklak ng gumamela at hinihipan mo sa tangkay na binilog na walis tingting.
8.) Pinipilit ka ng nanay mo matulog sa hapon.
9.) Di ka makita sa loob ng bahay kapag hapon, dahil kalaro mo ang mga kapitbahay nyo.
10.) Mahilig kayong maglaro ng taguan.
11.) You just can't resist jumping in a sandpile
12.) You know all the street games (patintero, agawan base, langit-lupa, etc., etc.)
13.) You owned a family computer.
14.) Your hand-to-eye coordination is terrific due to family computer.
15.) You'd rather go outdoors in the afternoon than play familycomputer.
16.) You gleefully boast that games today are so easy because of the character's life bar (remember when we used to play Mario? we died the minute a goomba hit us)
17.) You know this code by heartUP-UP-DOWN-DOWN-LEFT-RIGHT-LEFT-RIGHT-B-A-B-A-START (select-start for 2 players)
18.) You owned a superhero costume (especially a superman costume)
19.) For the girls: You dressed up like Punky Brewster, Madonna and Debbie Gibson... For the boys: You dressed up like David Hasselhoff's knight rider, David Bowie or had Clarke Kent's little bangs... And now you think that the 80's had the suckiest dress sense.
20.) You had a denim jacket
21.) You had a sticker book especially that Age of Dinosaurs sticker book.
22.) You were addicted to rainbow brite, carebears, my little pony & friends, thundercats, bioman, voltes v, mazinger z, daimos, etc., etc.
23.) You played pc games like tapper, moonbugs, alley cat and prince of persia.
24.) Ms Word did not exist in your vocabulary but Wordstar did!
25.) You love 80's music even if you don't want to admit it.
26.) You've climbed up mango trees to catch salagubang, tie a string around its neck and let it fly around in frenzy
27.) You've spent hours in the afternoon catching tutubi... yellow-green was the easiest to catch, blue being finicky, and red being a rare breed...
28.) You used to take Flinstones vitamins (which you didn't mind 'cause it was yummy) and Scott's liver oil
29.) You know the cartoon show, Beverly Hills Teens
30.) You know Kuya Bodgie from Batibot
31.) You watch Uncle Bob's Lucky Seven Club
32.) You used AQUA NET to fashion ur 4-inch-high bangs.
33.) Your blouses had paddings.
34.) You owned wide studded colorful belts.
35.) You watched some of your favorite shows on betamax or even UHF 17 (the channel from Clarke Air Base - or was it Subic?) at Bold ang tawag mo sa porno.
36.) You collected and "swapped" perfumed stationeries with yourclassmates and friends, but followed the unwritten rule that you never write on them.
37.) The only place you go to for summer vacation is BAGUIO !
38.) On that note, camp john hay served BEST ice cream
39.) Most of us were brought to the EDSA revolution
40.) You remember what Ricky Martin used to look like back then
41.) ...when you think that Julie Vega is a better actress that Judy Ann
42.) You get confused playing playstation because of all the buttons on the keypad (nintendo only had the direction pad, a & b buttons and the start & select keys )
43.) You know all the Bagets and Ninja Kids
44.) You got to ride the train ride at greenhills shopping center
45.) Magic Johnson and Larry Bird were the players at the time
46.) ...when you know more 80's music than the song "Buttercup"
47.) You were allowed to bathe in the rain
48.) You were taught to comb your hair one-sided
49.) You've collected matangpusa and mongo beans so you can have ammunition for sumpit50.) You knew whos madam bola and sitsiritsit and alibangbang was.
51.) Every Christmas you anticipate going to BIG Bang sa Alabang- with the giant slide. (Ang saya saya!!)
52.) You know the Ewoks. Tukso minsan sa pinakapangit nyong kaklase.
53.) You had Mighty Kid shoes and Greg shoes.
54.) You know what Time Space Warp means (and you know who Fuma Lae-Ar is)
55.) You and your barkada had a specific Bioman name.
56.) You sucked all the nectar from the santan plant hence your mother got really pissed at you for destroying the santan plant.
57.) You played with marbles and text (yung cards ha!!!) And you count cards like this: I-SA, DALA-WA, TAT-LO, A-PAT... walo na iyon!
58.) For girls: You wore denim miniskirts with rubber shoes... For guys: You had those bitin na pantalon which you wore with high-top rubber shoes!!!
59.) You loved cheezels and chicakdees because of the great prizes it had! (remember sticky hands, bear popups, and the stick on tattoos which were "banned" due to drugs daw?)
60.) Puffy cone still existed!!!
61.) Sosy ka if you bought a Magnolia drumstick.
62.) Twin Popsies were meant to be shared with a friend.
63.) Ice Drop was the cheapest treat.
64.) You have those disney bow biters for your rubber shoes65.) You know who Alf is.66.) You're familiar with the show "Perfect Strangers".
67.) Idol mo si McGyver.
68.) Thats Entertainment" ang "the bomb" nung mga panahon na yun.
69.) Sikat ka kapag alam mo ang wordstar at lotus 1,2,3.
70.) Six digits lang ang telephone number niyo dati.
71.) Tatlong .25 cents lang eh makakatawag ka na sa pay-phone na kulay pula.
72.) Cute pa si Aiza non sa Eat Bulaga.
73.) Si Amado Pineda pa ang nagbabalita ng panahon
74.) You drank Chocolate milk from the Magnolia glass bottle which you kept for holding water in your ref.
75.) Brown Cow tasted better than Hersheys!
76.) Shake Rattle and Roll 1 was the most horrifying movie for you then.
77.) The most comfortable shoes for you is still Sperry Topsiders.
78.) Dress shoes mo eh loafers pa rin.
79.) The best movies of all time are pretty in pink, breakfast club, 16 candles and some kind of wonderful
80.) You show off your pencil case which have hidden compartments that pop-out at the press of a button...
81.) You have Bensia pencils which are refillable...
82.) Fiesta carnival was the place to be (kumbaga enchanted kingdom sya ng 90's)
83.) Takot kang mag-year 2000 ksi baka magunaw ang mundo.
84.) Masarap ang Goya and Serg's.
85.) Nakakasakay ka pa sa kotseng walang aircon.
86.) You know the lyrics ng "Tinapang Bangus" at "Alagang-alaga namin si Puti" ng Batibot.
87.) You know these commercials:a. YCBIKINIBRIEF - remember this one? Ycbikinibrief / ycbikinibrief /ycbikinibrief for the man who packs a wallop / YC had fashion / YC has style...b. RA Homevision - those guys from cash and carry makati couldn't have done it better. Sports.Adventure. Cartoons. Award Winners and More. Featuring the voice talent of Frankie Evangelista. I willnever forget the creepy hand at the start of the ad. Parang ET na nasa spaceship!c. Arthur's Legaspi Towers - nuff said.d. La Germania Mama Mia commercials - ditto
88.) Bumibili ka ng caramel candy, texas or bazooka bubblegum, tira-tira at tootsie roll sa tindahan
89.) Naabutan mo pa na korteng flower ang singko
90.) You're familiar with this song: si nena ay bata pa, kaya ang sabi niya ay um-ah-um-ah-ah. hanggang patanda siya nang patanda at pabastos ng pabastos hehehe!
91.) Alam mo ang kwento tungkol sa bata na umakyat na nakahubad sa puno, at alam mo ang binigay ng pari sa kanyang nanay.
92.) Mahilig kang magbasa ng Abante noon, gusto mo binabasa ang page-8 ni Xerex.
93.) Pang-asar ng girls.. "Porket Maganda ka, akala mo kung sino ka, itaas ang kilay mo, ilagay sa kaliwa... CHEEEEHH!!!"
94.) Mamatay na umutot!! (kaya bawal umutot!)
95.) P.E. nyo noon, bunot damo at magdala ng halaman, eto pa malupit complete uniform kapag may classpicture.

Hahaha!! pagod ka na bang magbasa? for sure naman napangiti kita kahit papaano, nakarelate ka ba? tanda mo pa siguro noon na black & white pa ng pelikula, sampaguita pictures, LVN at ilang-ilang productions. Si ate Vi pa ang Darna noon.kung alam mo lahat ito.. lagpas trenta ka na!!, sa mga di makarelate, ewan ko sayo.. row 4 ka siguro, seksyon makopa katabi ng mabahong basurahan hahahaha.

FOrward mo din ito sa iba ng mapatawa mo sila....

waiz c bebeng

2008-11-26T14:51:00.001-05:00

Take time to read....it's cute!!! ...

Ang galing ni Bebeng!!!Registered nurse si Bebeng sa L.A. Kasama niya ang kanyang ina na nagpagamot doon. Namatay ang ina nito. Dahil sa kamahalan ng pamasahe pabalik sa Pilipinas, nagtipid si Bebeng. Pinauwi na lang niya ang kabaong ng kanyang ina na mag-isa.

Pagdating ng kabaong, napansin ng mga kapamilya niya na nakadikit ang mukha ng ina sa salamin ng ataul. Nagkomento tuloy ang isang anak, "Ay, naku Tingnan mo 'yan... hindi sila marunong mag-ayos ng bangkay sa Amerika! Nakudrado tuloy ang mukha ng inay."Upang ayusin ang itsura ng bangkay, binuksan ang kabaong. Aba! May sulat na-nakastaple sa dibdib ng ina. Kinuha nila ito at binasa. Ang nilalaman ng liham na mula kay Bebeng:

Mahal kong tatay at mga kapatid:Pasensya na kayo at hindi ko nasamahan ang nanay sa pag-uwi riyan sa Pilipinas dahil napakamahal ng pamasahe. "Ang gastos ko pa lang sa kanya ay mahigit $10,000 na. Ayoko nang isipin pa ang eksaktong halaga. Anyway, ipinadala ko kasama ni nanay ang mga sumusunod...

Nasa likod ni nanay ang dalawampu't apat na karnenorte at isang dosenang spam. Ang adidas na suot ni nanay ay para kay tatay. Ang limang pares ng de-goma ay nasa loob ng dalawang asul na Jansport na backpack na inuunan ni nanay. Tig-iisa kayo.Ang iba't-ibang klase ng tsokolate at candy ay nasa puwetan ni nanay. Para sa mga bata ito. Bahala na kayong magparte-parte. Sana'y hindi natunaw. Ang pokemon stuffed toy na yapos-yapos ni nanay ay para sa bunso ni ate. Gift ko sa first birthday ng bata. Ang itim na Esprit bag ay para kay Nene.

Ate, nasa loob ng bag ang pictures ni inay, Japanese version ng pokemon trading cards at stickers. "Suot ni nanay ang tatlong Ralph Lauren, apat na Gap at dalawang Old Navy t-shirts. Ang isa ay para kay Kuya at tig-iisa ang mga pamangkin ko. Maisusuot ninyo ang mga iyan sa fiesta. Suot din ni inay ang anim na panty hose at tatlong warmer para sa mga dalaga kong pamangkin. Isuot nyo sa party. May isang dosenang NBA caps sa may paanan ni nanay. Para sa inyo, itay, kuya, dikong, Tiyo Romy.

Bigyan nyo na rin ng tig-isa 'yung mga pamangkin ko at 'yong isa ay kay Pareng Tulume.Ang tigdadalawang pares ng Nike wristband at knee caps na suot-suot din ni nanay ay para sa mga anak mo, diko, na nagbabasketball. Tigdadalawang ream ng Marlboro lights at Winston red ang nasa pagitanng mga hita ni nanay.Apat na jar ng Skippy Peanut Butter, dalawang dishwashing liquid, isang Kiwi glass cleaner at tig-aanim na Colgate at Aqua Fresh ang nakasiksik sa kilikili ni nanay. Hati-hati na kayo, huwag mag-aagawan.Isang dosenang Wonder bra (Victoria's Secret ata ang tatak) gustong-gusto ni Tiya Iskang society natin, suot-suot din ni nanay. Alam kong inaasam-asam nyo 'yan, tiya. Anim na lipstick lang ang kasya sa bra. Ang Rolex na bilin-bilin mo tatay, suot-suot ni nanay.

Nakatakip sa Nike na wristband. Kunin mo agad, Itay.May isinisik akong zip-loc sa bunganga ni Inay na naglalaman ng $759 dollars. Hindi na ako nakatakbo sa ATM. Puede na siguro sa libing iyon.Iyong tong na makokolekta, i-time deposit niyo Kuya para pag namatay si Tatay may pambili na ng ataul. Ang hikaw, singsing at kuwintas (na may nakakabit pang anim na nail cutters) nagustong gusto mo, ditse, ay suot- suot din ni nanay. Kunin mo na rin agad, ditse. Ibigay mo ang isang nailcutter kay Jay bakla sa kanto.Tanggalin niyo ang bulak sa ilong ng inay, may isiniksik ako 3 diyamante sa bawat butas. Ibangon niyo lang si inay at tiyak na malalaglag na ang mga iyon. Konting alog lang siguro ng ulo.

Marami pa sana akong ipaglalalagay kaya lang, baka mag-excess at si nanay pa ang maiwan. Basta parte-parte kayo, tatay, kuya, ate, dikong, ditse. Para sa inyo lahat ito. Bahala na kayo kay nanay. Pamimisahan ko na lang siya rito.Balitaan ninyo na lang ako pagkatapos ng libing. Alam ni ate ang email ko. Paki-double check ang lista kung walang nawala sa mga ipinadala ko.

Nagmamahal,

Bebeng

A Conversation in Heaven About Us

2008-11-26T14:18:00.002-05:00

One day Satan and Jesus were having a conversation.
Satan went to visit Jesus in the Garden of Eden,
and Satan came all happy and boasting. (Lk 4: 1-12; Job 1: 6-12)

"Yes, Lord, now I have everybody captive,
well nearly everybody down there.
I set put traps, I used the baits of temptation,
I know well what each one of them can't resist.
I nearly caught them all!" (I Pet 5: 8-9; Eph 6: 10-17)

"What are you going to do with them?" Jesus asked.
and He was praying to God the Father.

Satan answered "Oh, I am going to have some fun with them!"

I'll make them divorce after they have married
so the foundation of humanity will never be able to be established
"the family" (Mt 19: 4-6; Mal 2: 16 )

I will make them hate each other and abuse each other,
make them fall into alcohol and drugs without control. (Rom 13: 12-14)

I will teach them to make weapons and bombs,
so they kill each other

"I am really going to have fun!"

"And when you are tired of playing with them, what will you do?"
Jesus asked. And continued praying

"Oh, I will kill them all and their souls will be mine forever"
ìLord by all respect, it¥s their decisionî (I Jn 3: 8-10)

"How much do you want for all of them?" Jesus asked.

"Oh, you can't want these people. They aren't anything good.
Why do you want them if they neither follow you nor love you?
Many hate you! I have seen many of them spitting on you, cursing you and even denying you."
"What's more, they love me a lot" (Mt 24: 10-13)

"You don't want these people!"

"How much?" Jesus asked again

Satan looked at him with a nasty face

"All your tears and all your blood,
all the pain of the entire world, all together" (Is 53: 4-10; I Pet 2: 24 )

Jesus said..."DONE"

"and He paid the price" (II Cor 5: 21 )

How terrible it is that people don't seek for God,
and then ask themselves why the world is going to hell!

How terrible that we seek the newspaper everyday to read tragedies
and we never seek the Bible

How insensible it is how everybody wants to go to heaven,
thinking they can get there without having to believe,
without loving God above all things,
or doing what the Bible says..the Laws of God.

Is it not terrible how some people can say "I believe in God"
but still follow Satan (Who as matter of fact, does fear God)
(II Tim 4: 3-4; II Jn 1: 7-11)

Don't you think it's pathetic how they send
each other thousands of jokes by email,
so they spread like plagues.

But when it's about the Lord's messages,
we think about it twice before we share them;
and we leave the mailboxes of our friends without this message

Don't you think it is outrageous that the obscene,
vulgar and crude is allowed freely to pass through the internet
that even many people would desire to get into the screen.

But it is forbidden to speak publicly about Jesus
in the schools, places of work
self-helping groups, etc... (Acts 4: 19-20)

Even after knowing what He did for us.
Because the Romans didn't kill Him. It was our sin.
that we may be forgiven
and know Him in His glory with the Father.

Doesn¥t it seem incredible to you how somebody can be alight
on Sunday in the Church,
worshipping and thanking the Lord for His mercy,
for one more day to live etc.

But during the rest of the week he is an invisible Christian! (II Tim 3: 1-5; Rom 10: 9-13)

Does this seem just to you?

Don't let Satan stop you sending this Mail
to all your contacts on the Web,
It doesn't matter if he tells you that many don't believe this
Don't let him get through with his plans!

Stop worrying what the others may think about you
It is time to worry about what "God thinks about you"

Please brother and sister, pass it on?
"I already did it"

May God bless you always (II Cor 13: 13)

***Thanks to Maira and Marchy for this forwarded email. They have the same email forwarded to me lately. God bless u both!

This is Beautiful! Try not to cry

2008-11-26T14:09:00.001-05:00

When you're down to nothing, God is up to something."This is beautiful! Try not to cry. She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: "How is my little boy ? Is he going to be all right ? When can I see him ?"The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it."Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer ? Doesn't God care any more ? Where were you, God, when my son needed you ?"The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time alone with your son ? One of the nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university."Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. "Would you like alock of his hair ?" the nurse asked.Sally nodded yes.... The nurse cut a lock of the boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for Study. He said it might help somebody else. "I said no at first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could."Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on the seat beside her in the car.The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her son's room.She started placing the model cars andother personal things back in his room exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried herself to sleep.It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The letter said:"Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say "I Love You".

I will always love you, Mom, evenmore with each day. Someday we will see each other again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place.

Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom ? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important. That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tellyou good bye and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom ? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He when I needed him ?' "God said He was in the same place with me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is with all His children. Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool ? I have to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write some more names in the Book of Life.

Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food will be great.Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore. The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery ! How about that ?Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.(Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60 seconds andrepost this, within the hour, you will have caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit work in your life for doing what you know God loves "When you're down to nothing, God is up to something."

Email this. Title: This is beautiful ! Try not to cry.

Send this to 10 people in 2 minutes and you will feel the Holy Spirit brightning your life in just an hour.

Christmas Give-aways

2008-11-25T17:40:00.005-05:00

My dear friends,
Somewhat embarrassing to admit, I'm not getting an annual bonus and Christmas is tight this year.
I will be making bedroom slippers for you all as gifts. Please let me know your sizes.

These slippers are:

* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* Three convenient sizes: (1.) Regular, (2.) Light and (3.) Heavy.

You'll most likely agree that it's a splendid idea, and should you wish to do the same, I've included the instructions below.

How to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads:
You need four maxi pads to make a pair.
Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part.
The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top.
Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part.
Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers (this is most aesthetically appealing), etc.

I've attached a photo of the first pair I made so that you can see the nifty slippers for yourself....
Awaiting your response. It's crucial that I get the right size for each one of you.

Oh come on! LAUGH out loud with me! This is too good! And Please.. Help spread the word!!!

For the Boys

2008-11-23T23:03:00.008-05:00

This is a good one to keep in mind.

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra

'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters, he says:

'I can cut them for you' said the pharmacist '

But a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '

'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.

I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers.'

Let's learn some FRENCH Phrases

2008-10-27T22:03:00.000-04:00

1. TURN - le coup

2. LITER - le true

3. BEHIND - le coud

4. ALMS - le mousse

5. FIVE - le ma

6 . FLY - le pad

7. DID NOT TAKE A BATH - le bag

8. CONFUSED - le tou

9. NO LONGER A VIRGIN - les pag

10. UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND - cou ma le wah

11. CITY - ce vou

12. DRUGS - sha vou

13. GOODBYE - va vou

14. MUSICAL BAND - com vou

15. BALD - cal vou

16. CAUGHT IN THE ACT - na vou coup, na coup!!

17. FEATHERS - valahe vou

18. UNCLEAR - ma la vou

19. SINK - lah va vou

20. COCONUT - vou coup

21. OPEN WIDE - vou camou

22. CIRCUMCISE - vou ratattoule

23. ALWAYS UP - va yagriah

24. YOU'RE HOT - le voug mou

25. WASHROOM - coup vaetta

26. JAIL - coup lou ngan

27. SUPER BOOBS - la que zõusõu

28. BUGER - cõup la ngõut

29. WOUNDS - va cõup cängh

30. BIG MOUTH - chez moussa

31. NAGGER - vou nga nguerrah

32. TADPOL - vou teiteh

33. JOSEPH ESTRADA - vou vou!!

Girls in my Circle

2008-10-20T19:06:00.002-04:00

When I was little, I used to believe in the concept of one best friend.

Then I started to become a woman, and I found out that if you allow your heart to open up,

God would show you the best in many friends.
One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man.
Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your mom.
Another will sit beside you in the bleachers as you delight in your children and their activities.
Another when you want to shop, share, heal, hurt, joke, or just be.
One friend will say, ' Let's cry together. '
Another, 'Let's fight together.'
Another, 'Let's walk away together.'

One friend will meet your spiritual needs,
another your shoe fetish,
another your love for movies,
another will be with you in your season of confusion,
another will be your clarifier,
another, the wind beneath your wings.
But whatever their assignment in your life, on whatever the occasion,

on whatever the day, or whether you need them to meet you with their

gym shoes on and hair pulled back, or to hold you back from making

a complete fool of yourself.......

Those are your best friends.
It may all be wrapped up in one woman, but for many,

it's wrapped up in several...
One from 7th grade,
one from high school,
several from the college years,
a couple from old jobs.
On some days your mother,
on some days your neighbor,
on others, your sisters,
and on some days, your daughters.
So whether they've been your friend for 20 minutes or 20 years,

AND ONLY IF YOU'D LIKE TO,

pass this on to the women that God has placed in your life
to make a difference.

***thanks to Marchy for this forwarded email***

Words of Wisdom

2008-10-18T11:22:00.001-04:00

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to
myself "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin."
-- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter )

I had a rose named after me and I was very
flattered. But I was not pleased to read thedescription in the catalog: "Not good in a bed,
but fine against a wall."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest
woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited
by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that
statement.
-- Mark Twain

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good
beginning and a good ending; and to have the two
as close together as possible. --George Burns

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only
once a year. -- Victor Borge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die
of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife,
you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll
become a philosopher.
-- Socrates

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for
a jury. --Groucho Marx

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every
now and then she stops to breathe.
-- Jimmy Durante

I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds
back. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
-- Alex Levine

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people
would stop dying. -- Rodney Dangerfield

Money can't buy you happiness But it does bring you a
more pleasant form of misery. -- Spike Milligan

Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
--Joe Namath

I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon.
Then it's time for my nap. -- Bob Hope.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things
that fish do in it. -- W.C. Fields

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it
had to work its way through Congress. -- Will Rogers

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. . As you grow
older, it will avoid you.
-- Winston Churchill

Maybe it's true that life begins at fiftty,
But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
--Phyllis Diller

By the time a man is wise enough to watch
his step, he's too old to go anywhere. -- Billy Crystal

The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good, spit it out!!

If these Words of Wisdom don't make sense to you, Forward them all...
If they do, forward them more!!!

It's Joke Time!

2008-10-17T14:25:00.005-04:00

A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, "What are NITRATES?
The student replied shyly, "Ma'am, sa motel po. NITRATES are higher
than day rates!"

Usapan ng dalawang mayabang...
Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
Diego: Alam ko.
Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?
Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.

WHO'S GUILTY?
Wife dreaming in the middle of the night suddenly shouts, "Quick, my
husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps out the window and realizes, "Damn! I am the
husband!"

Josh: Kumusta ang assignment?
Ricardo: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko.
Josh: Naku, ako rin! Paano 'yan? Baka isipin nila, nagkopyahan tayo?!

Dok: May taning na ang buhay mo.
Juan: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin?
Dok: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera.
Juan: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru'n?
Dok: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay! >

Gustong malaman ng magkaibigan kung may basketbolan sa langit.
Nagkasundo sila na kung sino ang unang mamatay ay babalik upang sabihin
kung may basketbol sa langit.
Naunang namatay si Dado.
Isang gabi, may narinig na boses si Rodel na parang kay Dado.
"Ikaw ba 'yan, Dado?" usisa ni Rodel.
Oo naman!" tugon ni Dado.
"Parang hindi totoo!" bulalas ni Rodel. "O, ano, meron bang basketbol sa
langit?"
Sagot ni Dado, "May maganda at masama akong balita sa 'yo. Ang maganda,
may basketbol doon. Ang masama... kasali ka sa makakalaban namin bukas!"
(ngek!)

Usapan ng dalawang bata....
Junjun: Magaling ang tatay ko! Alam mo, 'yang Pacific Ocean , siya ang
humukay nun!
Pedrito: Wala 'yan sa tatay ko! Alam mo 'yung Dead Sea ?
Junjun: Oo...
Pedrito: Siya ang pumatay nun!

Misis: Hindi ko na kaya 'to! Araw-araw nalang tayong nag-aaway Mabuti
pa, umalis na ako sa bahay na 'to!
Mister: Ako rin, sawang-sawa na! Away rito, away roon! Mabuti pa siguro,
sumama na ako sa 'yo!

Misis: Delayed ako nang one month pero huwag mo munang ipagsabi.
Nahihiya ko...
Mister: Okey.
Kinabukasan, dumating ang taga-Meralco. ..
Taga-Meralco: Misis, delayed po kayo ng one month.
Misis: Ha? Bakit mo alam?
Taga-Meralco: Nasa record po.
Mister: Bakit Naka-record diyan na delayed ang misis ko?
Taga-Meralco: Kung gusto ninyong mawala sa record, magbayad kayo!
Mister: Eh kung ayokong magbayad?
Taga-Meralco: Puputulan kayo!
Mister: Eh anong gagamitin ni misis?
Tag-Meralco: Pwede naman siyang gumamit ng kandila .

Advantage at disadvantage ng may-asawa...
ADVANTAGE: 'Pag kailangan mo, nandiyan agad.
DISADVANTAGE: 'Pag ayaw mo na, andiyan pa rin!

Sa isang classroom...
Titser: Class, what is ETHICS?
Pilo: Etiks are smaller than ducks.
Titser: Okey, that duck will lay an egg in your card.

Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong
mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na.
Pedro: Baligtad yata?
Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare!

Anak: Itay, nagpapatanong si ma'am kung ano raw ang propesyon mo.
Itay: Sabihin mo, cardiologist.
Anak: Ano po ba ang cardiologist, Itay?
Itay: 'Yung tagaayos ng radio sa car!

Rodrigo: Bakit bad trip ka?
Harry: Nagtampo sa 'kin ang utol ko.
Rodrigo: Bakit naman?
Harry: Nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday niya.
Rodrigo: 'Yun lang? Anong masama ru'n?
Harry: Ang masama ru'n... twins kami! Twins!

Yun lang. Have a Nice Day Folks!

Symptoms of a CERTIFIED TAKEN

2008-10-15T11:48:00.003-04:00

* Walang pera.

* Mukhang ngarag at laspag.

* Kuripot.

* Blooming, kasi, kailangan para hindi iwan.

* Walang social life kundi dyowa niya.

* Boring kausap.

Ganyan ka ba?? Send this to all your friends...

PS: DO NOT ADVOCATE SINGLES FOR LIFE. Unless you want to become something else.

Breakfast at McDonald's: A Forwarded Email Life Story

2008-10-14T13:40:00.002-04:00

This
is a good story and is true, please read it all the way
through until
the end! (After the story, there are some
very interesting facts!):

I am a mother of three (ages
14, 12, 3) and have recently completed my
college
degree.
The last class I had to take was
Sociology.

The teacher was absolutely inspiring with
the qualities that I wish every
human being had been
graced with.

Her last project of the term was called,
'Smile.'

The class was asked to go out and smile at
three people and document their
reactions.

I am a
very friendly person and always smile at everyone and say
hello
anyway. So, I thought this would be a piece of cake,
literally.

Soon after we were assigned the project, my
husband, youngest son, and I
went out to McDonald's one
crisp March morning.

It was just our way of sharing
special playtime with our son.

We were standing in
line, waiting to be served, when all of a sudden
everyone
around us began to back away, and then even my husband
did.

I did not move an inch... an overwhelming feeling
of panic welled up inside
of me as I turned to see why
they had moved.

As I turned around I smelled a horrible
'dirty body' smell, and there
standing behind me were two
poor homeless men.

As I looked down at the short
gentleman, close to me, he was 'smiling'.

His
beautiful sky blue eyes were full of God's Light as he
searched for
acceptance.

He said, 'Good day' as he
counted the few coins he had been clutching.

The second
man fumbled with his hands as he stood behind his friend. I

realized the second man was mentally challenged and the
blue-eyed gentleman was his salvation.

I held my tears
as I stood there with them.

The young lady at the
counter asked him what they wanted.

He said, 'Coffee is
all Miss' because that was all they could afford. (If
they
wanted to sit in the restaurant and warm up, they had to buy

something. He just wanted to be warm).

Then I
really felt it - the compulsion was so great I almost reached
out
and embraced the little man with the blue
eyes.

That is when I noticed all eyes in the restaurant
were set on me, judging
my every action.

I smiled
and asked the young lady behind the counter to give me two
more
breakfast meals on a separate tray.

I then
walked around the corner to the table that the men had chosen
as a
resting spot. I put the tray on the table and laid my
hand on the blue-eyed
gentleman's cold hand.

He
looked up at me, with tears in his eyes, and said, 'Thank
you.'

I leaned over, began to pat his hand and said, 'I
did not do this for you.
God is here working through me to
give you hope.'

I started to cry as I walked away to
join my husband and son. When I sat
down my husband smiled
at me and said, 'That is why God gave you to me,
Honey, to
give me hope.'

We held hands for a moment and at that
time, we knew that only because of
the Grace that we had
been given were we able to give.

We are not church
goers, but we are believers.

That day showed me the
pure Light of God's sweet love.

I returned to college,
on the last evening of class, with this story in

hand.

I turned in 'my project' and the instructor
read it.

Then she looked up at me and said, 'Can I
share this?'

I slowly nodded as she got the attention
of the class.

She began to read and that is when I knew
that we as human beings and being part of God share this need
to heal people and to be healed.

In my own way I had
touched the people at McDonald's, my son, instructor,
and
every soul that shared the classroom on the last night I spent
as a college student.

I graduated with one of the
biggest lessons I would ever
learn:

UNCONDITIONAL
ACCEPTANCE.

May you learn Unconditional acceptance too. Please Forward this to all that you know.

Thanks to my friend Gwend for forwarding this email.

Symptoms of a CERTIFIED SINGLE

2008-10-11T15:30:00.001-04:00

Mahilig kumain.
Panalo ang social life. Alam lahat ng gimikan at mall sale.
Hayok sa tulog.
Gadget-addict.
Sa cellphone, group message nang group message ng quotes.
Ngumingiti kahit nag-iisa.
Tumataba.
Porma to the max.
Mukhang happy kahit hindi naman talaga.
At higit sa lahat::: Addict sa Chat.... hahahaha...

The Penguin Game

2008-10-09T18:49:00.002-04:00

Warning: Very Addictive

My best score is 320.5!!!

Subject: Smack The Penguin

This one could keep you occupied for hours. It's certainly a way to hand-eye coordination and timing.

So, how far can you smack the penguin?

Click to make the penguin jump and then click again, in time to make the polar bear swing the bat to hit the penguin across the ice!

Warning : Very addictive ! ! !

Click Here!

After you play, please comeback and let us know your highest score. Forward this also to your friends...

4 Things That you Cannot Recover

2008-10-07T14:40:00.004-04:00

An interesting little story.

This happens when we do not focus on what we are doing. A lot of people do not pay attention to what they are doing and when encountered with an event like this they do not know how to react. If you were that woman, what would you do after that incident?

I hope this story can help us examine ourselves and look back on how many times we have failed in life like the woman in the story. This might help us change a little bit.

Thanks to Lotlot "Foolish Heart" for this wonderful forwarded email....

You may forward this also to people that you know. Please feel free to do so.

What does a blonde person do?

2008-10-05T22:29:00.002-04:00

A BLONDE wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and

finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in
the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

Startled, the BLONDE moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of
cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the
voice bellowed,

"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The BLONDE, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the
ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.

The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

She stopped, looked skyward, and said, !
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"

The voice replied,

"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE HOCKEY RINK."

Hahahahahahahha.... Thanks to Fred who forwarded this email.

This story is very allegorical. It pertains to something deeper.. We might think that a blonde person is that stupid but wait... lets think about it again and again.... That blonde girl is "you" sometimes.... You think you can escape from this? no no no.... You and me are stupid sometimes.... Thats true... The only thing we have to do is not to be that stupid everyday... every other day or every other week is fine. ;)

5 Rules on How to Forward Emails?

2008-10-05T01:11:00.005-04:00

5 Rules of Forwarding Emails

Forwarding of emails is one of the topics I get contacted about the most. And, one which also causes hurt feelings and misunderstandings more than any other topic. Daily, emails flow in from onliners asking about a "nice way" of telling someone they care about, relative, friend or associate to not forward attachments, chain emails, religious and political commentary or the jokes that are so prevalent online.
Netizens are afraid to ask others to stop and those who are asked to stop, no matter how nicely, get offended and feel as though their thoughtfulness is not appreciated. But let's think about this a moment. How really thoughtful is it to click the forward arrow, then a bunch of email addresses and hit send? Well, your brain had to "think" about those steps but does that make the effort truly "thoughtful." I don't think so...
Here are the 5 Rules of Forwarding Emails that those who are being truly thoughtful follow. If everyone followed them all the problems associated with forwarded emails could be avoided. Sticking to these guidelines will assist both those thinking they are thoughtful and those who don't want to appear otherwise:
Don't forward anything without editing out all the forwarding >>>>, other email addresses, headers and commentary from all the other forwarders. Don't make folks look amongst all the gobbly-gook to see what it is you thought was worth forwarding. If you must forward, only forward the actual "guts" or content of the email that you are of the opinion is valuable. Check out this neato free program to help you out: Email Stripper.
If you cannot take the time to write a personal comment at the top of your forwarded email to the person you are sending to - then you shouldn't forward it at all.
Think carefully about if what you are forwarding will be of value (accurate information -- check for hoaxes @ Snopes.com), appreciated (something the recipient needs) or humorous (do they have the same sense of humor as you do) to the person on the other side. Or do you just think it is worthy? If you cannot think of why the person you are forwarding to would like to receive the email - then don't forward it. If on company time using company e-mail -- think not twice, but three times if forwarding is worth the risk of your on the job credibility and professionalism being diminished.
It should go without saying (But I have to say it because folks do so anyway.) that forwarding of chain letters; regardless how noble the topic may seem, virus warnings or anything that says "forward to everyone you know" simply shouldn't be forwarded because in most cases it is plain old B.S. (again check before forwarding @ Snopes.com). Email is email--there is no chain to break or continue--no cause or effect whether you do or not. Also, the fact is not all commentary will be appreciated by the other side if they have a different viewpoint than you do--be very careful here.
If you must forward to more than one person, put your email address in the TO: field and all the others you are sending to in the BCC field to protect their email address from being published to those they do not know. This is a serious privacy issue! Do not perpetuate a breech of privacy started by other forwarders who included their contact's addresses in the To: or Cc: field by continuing to forward those visible addresses to your contacts! Remove any email addresses in the body of the email that have been forwarded by those who brush off the privacy of their friends and associates.
The above 5 rules will help qualify if an email is worth forwarding and the right way to do so if it is. If one cannot make these extra efforts, then they really have no excuse to get mad or have hurt feelings when asked to stop. And if asked to stop forwarding, don't get mad; just realize the person on the other side certainly has the right to make that request.
On an aside, also keep in mind that if you are forwarding a private email that was sent to you, you must get the sender's permission to forward it on to others (or post it publicly). Emails are copyright protected by their authors. Not only that, common courtesy dictates that you should ask the author first if the email sent for your eyes only can be forwarded to strangers or others for which it was not originally intended.
At the end of the day, when it comes to receiving unwanted forwarded emails, if you fear hurting someone's feelings by asking them to stop forwarding you email, know they probably meant well, were really thinking of you, were trying to make a point - ahhh, just hit delete!

About the Author: Judith Kallos is an authoritative and good-humored Technology Muse who has played @ http://www.theistudio.com/ for over a decade. Check out her popular E-mail Etiquette Web Site, Books and Free Tools @: http://www.netmanners.com/.

Let's Keep this in mind in order to protect not only us but also those whom we care about.

2 TRUE STORIES ABOUT RACISM

2008-10-04T00:46:00.010-04:00

My friend had sent me this email a long time ago and i thought it was still worth reading material for everybody to share. It is a timely issue and I hope this can enlighten us a little bit of a certain issue in our society today.

1) Oprah Winfrey Show, I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah Winfrey Show where her guest was Tommy Hilfiger. On the show, she asked him if the statements about race he was accused of saying were true.Statements like'...'If I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewish and Asians would buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT have made them so nice. I wish these people would *NOT* buy my clothes, as they are made for upperclass white people.'His answer to Oprah was a simple 'YES'. Where after she immediately asked him to leave her show. My suggestion? Don't buy your next shirt or perfume from Tommy Hilfiger. Let's give him what he asked for. Let's not buy his clothes, let's put Him in a financial state where he himself will not be able to afford the ridiculous prices he puts on his clothes. BOYCOTT.PLEASE SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ANYONE YOU KNOW. Then send it to the whole community that's not white people and see the result. We have to see the result of unity. Let's find out if Non-whites really play such a small part in the world. Stop buying any range of their product, perfume, cosmetics,clothes, bags, etc.,

2) Scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg and London. A White woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. 'Madam, what isthe matter,' the hostess asked. 'You obviously do not see it then?' she responded. 'You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.''Be calm please,' the hostess replied. 'Almost all the places on this Flight are taken. I will go & see if another place is available.' The Hostess went away and t hen came back a few minutes later. 'Madam, Just as I thought,there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is a seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class.' Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: 'It is not Usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.' She turned to the black guy, and said, 'Therefore, Sir, if you would like to,please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class.' At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had Just witnessed stood up and applauded.

I never thought Racism is still existed throughout human..

What does the Bible say about racism?

There are some things you might do well to think about before you let yourself get away with thinking such thoughts. First, you might ask yourself how you would like it if someone told you that they did not like you because of your skin color or ethnic origin? Wouldn't you want a chance to show them that you were a decent person? You probably think that you are a unique person and that no one is exactly like you. And you would be correct in thinking that. So is the person of your disdain.
Humans in general have a great deal in common. We all eat, sleep, drink, go to the bathroom and share numerous other characteristics. Whatever skin color we may wear does not make us any less human than another. We all have feelings. Most of us want to be liked by others. What is the purpose of not liking another human?
God created this universe, this world and everyone in it. People exist in their variety because God designed it that way. Put simply, racism is a criticism of His handiwork. If you told me that you did not like me because of some physical characteristic I have, I might say: "Look buddy, your beef is really with the One that created me - it has nothing to do with me. I had nothing to do with creating myself! I can't change a characteristic you don't like just because you ask me to. Like you, I did not ask to be on this planet and I did not ask to have the characteristics I have. If you do not like me that’s between you and God! Complain to Him!" So, in essence, since God’s creation is a reflection of Him maybe you would not like God if you were to meet Him? If there are red, blue, yellow, white or any other color of flowers, it’s not the flower’s fault. Flowers have nothing to do with what color they are. The intelligent being that designed the flower is responsible for their color. Hate and intolerance only beget more hate and intolerance. That’s what is wrong with this world. Do you really want to be a part of propagating a philosophy of life that helps fuel the fires that may ultimately wipe out humanity?

As the scripture says:
" And be ye kind one to another, tenderhearted, forgiving one another, even as God for Christ's sake hath forgiven you. " (Ephesians 4:32)

It may take a great deal of re-thinking to convince yourself to accept everyone because God said to, but it’s worth it.

"By this shall all [men] know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another. " (John 13:35)
It’s a good feeling to "love" everyone!

If the understanding of being a racist is like this, then I think everybody is a racist.
Yes, I am a racist because I am Unique as an individual... But I love everybody.

Are you a racist???

Smart Dogs

2008-10-03T01:49:00.001-04:00

Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs were. One man was an engineer, the second man was an accountant, the third man was a chemist, and the fourth was a government worker.

To show off, the engineer called to his dog. "T-square, do your stuff." T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen, and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle.

Everyone agreed that that that was pretty smart.

The accountant said that his dog could do better. He called to his dog and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into four equal piles of three cookies each.

Everyone agreed that that was good.

The chemist said that his dog could do better still. he called to his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a ten-ounce glass from the cupboard, and poured exactly eight ounces without spilling a drop.

Everyone agreed that that was pretty impressive.

Then the three men turned to the government worker and said, "What can your dog do?"

The government worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, claimed he had injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for worker' compensation, and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.

They all agreed that that was the most impressive of all.

The joke implicitly refers to some people, consciously or unconsciously for making all kinds of excuses just to stay off from work or to do what they are suppose to be doing. Even more worst when that person works in the government or a politician. Given that each country has defects in the government because there is always the weakest link. The weakest link looks smarter and better of but accomplishes nothing.

In the Phillipines, some politicians and government leaders think that they can do whatever they want to do because nobody can say a word to them. It is crazy how the society has becoming polluted with such false beliefs and leaders have lost their credibility.

To be smart in avoiding responsibilities at work may result to an undeniable loss of order in the office of work. I remember when I was getting my drivers' license in the Philippines it took me one week to process my papers before I got into the Land Transportation Office to apply for my driver's license. Comparing that experience in the United States, the processing of the driver's license is way faster than home.

I hope this kind of behavior will not be tolerated at all times.

Anyways, thanks for my dumb friend (in a good way) for forwarding this mentally and politically challenging forwarded email.

Paano mo malalaman kung LOVE mo ang isang tao?

2008-10-03T00:49:00.000-04:00

Kapag hindi nag-text nang isang araw, nami-miss mo o nagwo-worry ka.
Kapag may iba siyang katext, nagseselos ka.
Habang katext mo, biglang nagpaalam na matutulog na, maiinis ka.
Tuwing aalis siya, inaalam mo kung saan siya pupunta.
Curious ka sa family niya.
Kapag dumampi ang balat/kamay niya sa yo, iba ang feeling mo.
Pagtunog ng cellphone mo, pangalan niya ang ine-expect mong lumitaw.
Bago ka matulog, siya ang iniisip mo.
Paggising mo, siya pa rin ang una mong maiisip.
Iniisip mo siya habang binabasa mo ito right now!

Call or text him/her now.

Or drag him/her to chat here. The chatroom is on the upper side on your right of this page...

Thanks to my Ate who sent this forwarded email to me... It reminded me of the person I love. Sarap pala mainlab!!

My Coffee Machine

2008-10-02T00:56:00.000-04:00

Coffee is good. I love to drink coffee in the morning before going to school. I got this forwarded email because my friend knew that I like coffee. After I followed all the instructions I was surprised on what I saw. It was like... ooohhh!!!!

Do you want to know what I saw??

See it yourself!!!!

Go get your coffee!!! Try it, its fun!!

If you like it, please send the coffee machine to other coffee lovers.

Be Charitable Please, make others smile :):)

This is neat. I don't know how folks figure all this stuff out. Enjoy.

1. CLICK ON THE LINK (COFFEE MACHINE BELOW)
2. PUT THE COIN IN THE VENDING MACHINE
3. CHOOSE YOUR DRINK
4. CLICK ON THE CUP WHEN IT IS READY
5 CLICK ON 'OPEN'
ENJOY!
Don't forget to click on 'OPEN' !!!

COFFEE MACHINE

Games

2008-10-01T23:31:00.014-04:00

Super Mario Gamegreat free widgetsWidgetbox

3-D Poolgreat free widgetsWidgetbox

Super Crazy Guitarmangreat free widgetsWidgetbox