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Kelley Hazell Bares Breasts In Olympic Homage

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 31 Aug 2008 19:04:00 +0000

Topless tart Keeley Hazell has hauled out the body paint and British flag to bronze her breasts (or is it gold?) for what appears to be a photo shoot honoring the Olympics.

Great Britain did have an impressive outing at the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, earning 47 medals, but that hardly seems reason enough for Keeley to get naked.

Then again, who said she needs a reason?

She's been naked so many times in various magazines that by now everyone has seen her money-makers...though nobody seems to be complaining.

Baring her big boobs for bucks is what she does best.

Still, you have to applaud Keeley for her display of patriotism, even if it involves full frontal flesh...Keeley is obviously proud of her country.

Whether her country is proud of her is a whole other story, but you have to hand it to Ms. Hazell...

She gives a whole new meaning to The Union Jack.

Elsa Benitez - Mexican Model Shows Brazilian Side

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:33:00 +0000

Celebrities love to sunbathe as much as anyone else, but don't they know that people are always watching them when they do?

Then again, when you have such beautiful breasts and a waxed wa-wa, why not show them off?

Either way, it doesn't seem to bother mouth-watering Mexican model Elsa Benitez...the former Victoria's Secret model likes to grab some sun while pulling a Full Monty, and it doesn't look like she cares who's watching.

Victoria may have her secrets, but sexy Ms Benitez leaves nothing to the imagination...does anybody else have a sudden craving for tacos?

Credit to Elsa for multi-tasking. She is getting an all-over tan, talking on the phone, and making paparzzi drool...all at the same time.

Now that's talent....and if you don't agree, you can kiss her

Audrina Partridge - Why Do My Boobs Keep Growing?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 20:57:00 +0000

It seems like everytime we see Audrina Partridge of The Hills, she is in some sort of bikini...and her breasts just keep looking bigger and bigger.

Perhaps the Playboy reject is just trying t get her money's worth for her boob job, or maybe she is trying to generate enough interest in her body to get her into some less prestigious skin mag, like Hustler.

Every girl needs a dream.

Audrina may not be Einstein (or know who he is), but when it comes to intelligence levels for MTV 'stars,' she just may be the sharpest marble in the bunch. Ms. Partridge may well know that if a no talent pseudo-reality personality such as herself wants to keep making cash, she needs to diversify.

She has already made a straight to video movie that showcases her new boobs in a sexy bikini, and with every set of sexy pics she has on the net, she gets one step closer to her goal of being paid to be naked.

And if that doesn't work out, perky Ms Partridge can always film herself having sex and 'accidently' release the tape over the web. It sure is easier than developing some sort of talent.

Mini Me Looks Mightily Messed Up

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 04:19:00 +0000

Verne Troyer, also known as Mini Me, isn't looking so good these days.

It would seem the stress of having a sex tape hanging over his head as well as a supposed lawsuit of 20 million dollars levied against him by his ex-girlfriend has taken its toll on the delightfully diminutive star.

The dismal performance of his latest film, The Love Guru, can't be helping things much, but hopefull his experience on The Surreal Life will have toughened him up enough to get him through any dark days.

If not, maybe Mike Myers has some closet space under the stairs somewhere in his home where little Verne can live in luxury...with covered parking for his scooter.

More Proof That Hayden Panettiere Is Not A Skank

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 21:19:00 +0000

Pay attention celebrity skanks...this is how you exit a car if you have any class or an ounce of self respect.

Notice how Ms. Panattiere slides out sideways, elegantly and efficiently? No beaver blunders, no camel toe, no crotch shots of lubed lips.

If only tartlets like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton could chew gum and walk at the same tiome, there might be hope for them in learning how to dismount an automobile.

Kudos to Hayden Panattiere for bringing a refreshing bit of class back to Hollywood's younger scene.

Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana Morphs Into Minx

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 20:46:00 +0000

Disney super-star Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) has been grabbing headlines recently with numerous racy pics of herself in various staes of undress, and if the rumors are true, the floodgates may be far from ready to close.

It seems like some more snap shots of the teen singer and sitcom star have found their way to the web, and from the angle of the shots, Ms Cyrus may not only be the subject, but the photographer as well.

Talk about shameless self-promotion.

Judging from the water marks on the pics, Billy Ray's baby girl may have something to worry about. Rumor had it that a fellow with the handle of 'TrainReq' was boasting about even racier pics he had of Ms Cyrus which were supposedly meant for the eyes of one of the Jonas Brothers.

Apparently TrainReq was able to hack her e-mail and find the nuggets of nubile naughtiness, which he then leaked to the internet. Clearly, Ms Montana likes to show lots of skin.

If she is this much of an exhibitionist at only 15, how long before we see a Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus sex tape?

Kim Kardashian - Sex Tapes And Special Sauce

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 20:10:00 +0000

Where's the beef? Looks like it's popping out of Kim Kardashian's bikini top.

The sultry sex-tape starlet isn't exactly a family friendly figure, but it seems like McDonald's doesn't mind slumming it when it comes to celebrating 40 years of the Big Mac sandwhich.

Anybody who has seen Ms. Kardashian in action knows she likes lots of meat in her mouth (not to mention other parts) and loads of 'special sauce.' Who better to promote a cheap and sloppy serving of fast food than a cheap and sloppy skank? Maybe Marhsall McLuhan was right...the medium is the message.

In this case it's all ass, no class.

Even so, there is no medium about Kim. Whether it's her spending style, big boobs or bountiful buttocks, everything about her says super-size me...including her taste in men.

Just don't expect her to troll out her tits for the McChicken's birthday anytime soon.

Kinky Kim prefers the dark meat.

This Man Has Nice Breasts...Oh Wait, It's Brooke Hogan

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 27 Jul 2008 22:34:00 +0000

Say what you want about modestly talented Ms. Hogan, but she sure looks manly sometimes.

It can be hard to say if she is hot or just huge, depending on the point of view, but we may be seeing much more of her in pictures soon. She certainly does fill out her bikini.

Seems like Playboy has made an offer to Pappa Hogan's little she-hulk, and she is apparently mulling over making a nude appearance in the men's magazine. How she will get away with it considering her father's level of over-protection is a whole other matter to consider.

Maybe Daddy will understand that when your daughter is not very talented, getting naked is pretty much the only career option left...and then comes the sex tape. Can anyone say 'roid rage?'

Baring her buns shouldn't be a big embarassment for Brooke since she wasn't exactly shy about showing the whole world that she couldn't sing or dance too well, and it will give her brother's cellmates something to stroke to at bedtime.

Audrina Partridge - Boob Job Takes Her From Boob Tube To Big Screen?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 16 May 2008 16:49:00 +0000

Here's Audrina Partridge sporting a sexy green bikini on the set of The Reef (or Into The Blue 2, according to imdb.com)

Yes, that's right...someone gave her an actual acting job in and actual movie. How wonderful for cinema.

It isn't like Ms. Partridge hasn't had any acting experience prior to this gig...Audrina herself admitted that sometimes they play up to the camera on The Hills. The show is about as authentic as Heidi's chest.

Surprise, surprise...another reality show that isn't very real. Who knew?

She sure is looking very slim and svelte in this pic, but there is something else that calls the viewer's attention...ahh, yes, the bigger breasts.

Apparently the onetime Playboy model wannabe has invested in some silicone and amped up her money makers to the next level. They are definitely bigger than the ones she was so proudly displaying in those nude pics she took a few years back.

It would appear that her boob job got her from the boob-tube to the big screen. Looks like her plastic breasts will make up for her wooden acting. Nothing shocking there.

It wouldn't be the first time a 'starlet's' talent was in her tits.

Leaping Lily Allen Takes Topless Plunge

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 14 May 2008 17:31:00 +0000

Looks like Lily Allen is following in the footsteps of her own career by taking a dive....topless.

No need to worry if you're a fan, though, it isn't a suicide attempt. The British singer and TV host is just blowing off some steam by jumping off of cliffs somewhere in France. She appears to be getting over her miscarriage just fine, and if she ever had a fear of heights, she seems to have dealt with that, too.

If Lily's looking a little bit plumper than usual, you can thank her television show, Lily Allen and Friends. Ms. Allen blames the stress of the show for her swelling up to a size 12 from her normal size 8, but she hopes to be back in shape by the summer.

In the meantime, have fun trying to spot her rumoured third nipple...and admire the young lady for her huge set of balls.

Clinton Can't Win?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 12 May 2008 23:04:00 +0000

With only a few weeks remaining in the primary season, and just a handful of primaries left to go, it seems pretty clear to everyone that Hillary Clinton has almost no chance of winning the Democratic presidential nomination...to everyone except her, that is.

Despite being behind in the delegate votes and having to lend her campaign a tidy sum estimated to be over 11 million dollars (out of her own pocket), the former first lady seems to think she not only has a shot at the nomination, but that she is the only logical choice to go up against John McCain.

Needless to say, Barack Obama feels otherwise.

With the West Virginia primary, which she is expected to win handily, merely hours away, Clinton's campaign is dogged by allegations that some comments she made in regards to an AP article were latently derogatory and laced with racism...a charge her people vehemently deny. If nothing else, it takes some heat off Obama by giving people something to talk about besides Rev. Wright.

Though her argument that the Florida and Michigan primaries should be counted do represent a glimmer of hope, the sad specter of reality seems to looming closer and closer as the days go by. Defeat looks to be a certainty, with pundits pointing to Obama's nomination as a forgone conclusion.

Could it be that the once proud Hillary Clinton, who had the swagger of an incumbent when the primary process first got underway, may have to eat campaign losses of over 10 million dollars along with a slice of humble pie should she not win the nomination after all?

Was all her hard work and political positioning, dating back to her decision to run for Senator in New York instead of somewhere she had roots (Like Illinois, Arkansas, or Pennsylvania), for naught?

It just might be that the woman who fancied herself 'the comeback kid' may actually end up being the person who refused to go away until she had to be asked to leave the party (pardon the pun), and nobody likes being that person. Then again, this is politics...so you never know.

Stranger things have happened.

Foxy Megan Fox Traipsing Topless

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 12 May 2008 22:41:00 +0000

Looks like the co-star of last summer's hit film, Transformers, has decided to shed her clothes and show some skin for her next film, titled Jennifer's Body.

It also appears that the aptly named Fox won't be showing her nipples, since she is sporting some pasties, but it definitely looks like she has increased the overall mass of her breasts somehow...silicone, perhaps?

Fox wouldn't be the first 'starlet' to get naked in order to advance her career, nor would she be the first on to get a boob job, but at least by covering her pink bits, she leaves herself somewhere to go from here in case more nudity is needed for a future career boost.

In the film, Megan will be playing the title character...a demonically possessed cheerleader who kills off the boys in her town. The script was written by Oscar winning former stripper, Diablo Cody, so that may explain the nudity. As for the rest....

Looks like Ms Fox has come a long way from her days of the one-line per episode 'hip' oldest child on the oh-so-saccharine schlock that was Hope & Faith.

Maybe the next time she doffs her togs on screen, it will be all the way.

Canadian Cutie Cuthbert Looking Luscious

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 11 May 2008 21:37:00 +0000

Summer's just around the corner, and that means bikini season is mere weeks away. For those of you that won't wait and can't travel, these pics will have to do.

Thank goodness it's always bikini weather somewhere in the world, otherwise we wouldn't see as much of certain lovely ladies as we'd like. There's just something about a sexy girl in a hot bikini...

Buxom blond Elisha Cuthbert, who seems to have flowered in the public eye over the last few years, definitely knows how to fill out her swim wear. This Canadian cutie is all curves.

No wonder they picked her for the part of a porn-star in The Girl Next Door. She certainly has all the tools of the trade.

As for her time away from the beach, Cuthbert has been spending it making more movies, including My Sassy Girl, Cat Tale, and The Six Wives Of Henry Lafaye. Looks like the former 24 actress has been a busy body lately.

Hope she'll squeeze in some quality beach time between projects.

Elizabeth Hurley Is Still Sexy

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 11 May 2008 20:55:00 +0000

Sure, you have to have money to date her...or marry her, but there is no question that Elizabeth Hurley looks damn fine for a woman about to turn 43 years old.

Hurley, famous for her relationship with actor Hugh Grant, is not just an actress, model, and designer, but also a mom to boot.

As if that isn't enough, she's also a smart, sexy and savvy business lady.

Rumour has it that when she gave birth to her child, fathered by millionaire producer Stephen Bing, she worked out a 2.1 million dollar deal for the first pics of her and her newborn son.

Not bad.

Further testament to her business acumen is the deal she struck with Hello! magazine for photos of her wedding to wealthy businessman Arun Nayar. They are believed to have fetched between 2 and 5 million pounds sterling...enough to pay for the entire 2 million pound wedding.

Not bad at all.

She may not be a very good actress, but she sure knows how to bring in the dough...and land rich men.

Is it her beautiful breasts or those sexy stripper legs?

'Yummy Mummy' Monica Bellucci

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 11 May 2008 20:37:00 +0000

In honour of Mother's Day, we decided to take a look at some rather attractive moms who continue to look good no matter what their age or how many kids they've had.

Monica Bellucci, a talented actress in her own right, is one 'yummy mummy.' Dressed in a simple wrap and a bikini top, she still manages to look amazing.

There may be numerous shots of her on the net in various poses and barely there outfits...and some of them are just plain naked, but nothing seems to convey the real beauty of a woman like a pic captured on the sly.

No doubt about it, she's still sexy. Mmmmmm....Monica.

Jay-Z And Beyonce Get Married...Finally

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:57:00 +0000

Surprise, surprise...a celebrity rumor that actually came true. Or so it appears.

Apparently Beyonce Knowles and her long-time boyfriend Jay-Z tied the knot yesterday, just a few days after taking out their 60 day marriage license.

The small affair took place in New York and was attended by friends, family, and the Knowles' family Minister, who is thought to have officiated the nuptials.

Notables in attendance include Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams of Destiny's child and Coldplay's Chris Martin, along with his wife Gwyneth Paltrow.

Even though the guest list numbered only a couple of dozen or so, 60, 000 White Orchids made their way over from a florist based in Thailand just for this event.

You have to feel sorry for whoever caught that bouquet.

This should end the speculation of when the two would finally get hitched, so that people can move on to equally unimportant things to talk about...

Like when they'll break up.

Hail To The King Of The Hill - One More Season Of Reign

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 05 Apr 2008 19:22:00 +0000

Hank, Peggy, Bobby and the boys from Arlen will be back again for at least one more spin as Fox is renewing King Of The Hill for a 13th season.

The second-longest-running animated series in prime time and Emmy award winning show about a propane salesman in small town Texas has received an order for 13 more episodes from the network, ensuring its' survival for the time being.

Over the years King Of The Hill has racked up an impressive gallery of guest stars including Merryl Streep, John Ritter, Dwight Yoakam, Willie Nelson, Will Ferrell, Sydney Pollack, Mary Tyler Moore, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt.

That's at least three Oscar winners and who knows how many Emmys and Grammys on that list, and it's not even close to being a complete one.

Hopefully the numbers will remain solid and the the show will stay viable enough to keep the gang around for a few more years to come.

With all the junk Fox has put on over the years, it would be a shame to see one of their better quality programs go.

Audrina Partridge - New Nude Pics A Publicity Stunt?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 19:22:00 +0000

So rumor has it that the new batch of naked photos featuring Audrina Partridge were leaked by none other than the Ms. Partridge herself.

TMZ reports that the pseudo-starlet was not very happy with the original set of prints that found their way on the internet, so she had a second set released.

Seems as if this The Hills hottie has certain sexy standards when it comes to being nude for millions to see...if only Audrina had those same standards when it came to picking friends and television shows to be on.

But hey, beggars can't be choosers.

So for now the brunette's boobs are generating more buzz than the other two blonde cast mates combined. Maybe there is a reason for seeking all this publicity. Could there be a marketing motive to drumming up all this free hype?

There has been talk of a The Hills movie. Or could it be her naked form will find it's way into the pages of Playboy after all?

Of course, Audrina's people deny her having any hand in this affair, but you never know.

Hopefully she won't be starting a singing career or launching some sort of clothing line like some other people on her show.

Besides, what does a girl who spends so much time being naked know about clothing anyways?

photo by egotastic

Naughty Naomi Campbell Better Cool Her Jets

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 19:36:00 +0000

Super model and reputed uber-bitch Naomi Campbell was arrested at London's Heathrow airport today for allegedly assaulting an officer.

That's right...she's graduated from throwing cell phones at civilians to bullying Bobbies.

She is said to have spit on an officer as a result of something to do with lost carry on luggage and an altercation which led to her being escorted off a flight when she got into it with some of the flight crew.

The new terminal has become famous for losing luggage items, delaying or cancelling flights, and just being an all around mess after barely a week in operation. Ms. Campbell certainly isn't the only passenger with complaints.

Having said that, this kind of behavior really isn't excusable, no matter what purse or Prada bag was misplaced. being rich, famous and sexy may have its' perks, but assaulting your fellow man, nevermind a cop, definitely isn't one of them.

Ms. Campbell better learn to cool it, or she may end up modelling prison wear if she's not careful.

Was The Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape A Stunt?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:53:00 +0000

With all the nude pics of pseudo-celebrities floating around right now, and all the video tape footage of the naughty things people in the spotlight do behind closed doors, you start to wonder if some of it isn't planted on purpose.

After all, it's no surprise the lengths that certain stars will go to for a little publicity these days...PR people are always pushing the envelope.

But what if you didn't have to go that far to get some buzz going? Look at the Lindsay Lohan supposed sex-tape scandal. Something is not quite right there.

Rumors have been circulating about a tape of her and Calum Best doing the dirty, with grainy snippets showing up here and there, only to be shot down by either herself or Best as not being them. The images that have been leaked are so blotchy that it is pretty hard to tell who is on that camera phone footage...but maybe that is the point.

Instead of having to suffer the shame of having millions of people see them in all their naked glory, and in between nearly nude photo shoots for various teen masturbation mags like Maxim and FHM, what if celebs could pretend that there was a saucy sex-tape of them somewhere out there?

It would still generate heat, it would still sell gossip rags, and it would still get the subject talked about on every tv channel, radio station and web page.

It would mean publicity without paying the price of public humiliation...a price that's too good to pass up.

Beyonce And Jazy-Z To Be Wed In Two Months?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 00:21:00 +0000

Looks like the reigning king of rap and hip-hop will be marrying the current queen of r & b in the not too distant future.

Music mini-mogul Jay-Z and his longtime love Beyonce Knowles took out a 60 day marriage license in Scarsdale, New York, which means the couple could be ringing those wedding bells within the next two months.

Unless it's all a big joke for April fool's Day.

Jay-Z's people have been avoiding the press, so no confirmation can be obtained from his camp, and Beyonce's representatives are remaining mum on the matter. Even so...you never can tell with these two.

This isn't the first time the dynamically musical duo have been rumored to be getting hitched. It's happened before, with one report having them tie the knot on the Caribbean island of Anguilla, but no marriage materialized from the trip.

Regardless, the two do seem to be very much in love, they make a great couple, and they have been together for six years.

How many showbiz marriages end up lasting that long?

New Nude Pics Of Partridge? Audrina's At It Again

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:04:00 +0000

As if her boobs and ass being shown all over the internet form a shoot when she was still a teen wasn't notorious enough, new nude photos of Audrina Partridge have popped up.

This time a half-naked Ms. Partridge is topless and tanned, showing off her perky breasts for the camera.

These pics are more recent, and show the sexy star of The Hills sporting a noticeable tattoo on the nape of her neck.

Things just keep getting better and better for Audrina when she gets naked. Her hot pics that were rejected by Playboy bring her all kids of attention, her show has a huge season premiere, and she got to appear with the Pussycat dolls in Las Vegas.

Whether this current batch of steamy shots will gain her more exposure remains to be seen, but judging from the photos, exposing herself is not a problem for Audrina Par tridg e.

photos by egotastic

Clinton Or McCain - Which Politician Has The Hotter Daughter?

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:01:00 +0000

Never mind who's going to win the White House and become the next President, the real issue here is who has the hotter daughter?

Is Hillary Clinton's charming Chelsea the bigger babe, or is John McCain's minx Meghan more mouthwatering?

Dith Pran, Subject Of 'The Killing Fields,' Dead At 65

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 30 Mar 2008 23:04:00 +0000

Cambodian born journalist and survivor of the genocide under Pol Pot Dith Pran died of pancreatic cancer at a hospital in New Jersey earlier today. His longtime friend and fellow journalist Sydney Schanberg announced his passing to the press.

Dith's journey to America is quite the story.

He had been working as a translator for reporter Shaunberg in the state capitol of Phnom Penh when the communist regime came to power and started relocating civilians to the countryside.

Shanberg was able to help his family escape to the U.S., but Dith remained in Cambodia until he was able to escape more than four years later. He eventually made it to America, where he was reunited with his family and eventually landed a job at The New York Times.

His harrowing odyssey became the basis first for an article and then a movie called 'The Killing Fields', while Schanberg went on to win a Pulitzer Prize for his work in the Cambodia.

The film takes its' title from a term that Dith coined after passing open graves filled with victims of Pot's purges as he fled across the countryside in search of freedom. It is estimated that as many as 2 million of Cambodia's 7 million inhabitants were liquidated under Pot's Khmer rouge regime, through execution, torture or forced starvation.

After surviving a genocide, overcoming so many obstacles, and finding his way to freedom nearly three decades earlier, Dith Pran succumbed to pancreatic cancer at the age of 65.

The Blonde One With The Sunglasses Has A Very Unique Look

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 21:47:00 +0000

Once again Spring Break season is winding down and all the pretty party girls and horny frat boys are heading back to school...where they will continue to party.

This pic, courtesy of CollegeHumor.com, shows 4 lovely ladies posing for the camera while a man who can't mind his own business looks on.

Actually, who can blame him? These gals are tanned, toned and sexy. The hot girl in white has nice boobs, but the one who stands out the most is the blonde wearing the sunglasses.

She has a very distinctive look.