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Think about that next time you talk back.

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

When I was 8 and dad was tucking me into bed…

Me: Dad is mom coming up to tuck me in?
Dad: No, the ghosts got her. Night Night.

Important things are happening, go away

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:00:00 +0000

I get home from pep band and have to do homework in my room when my mom walks in
Mom: Hey honey how was-
Me: GET OUT MOM IM DRAWING A CYBORG CHICKEN.
Mom: Where did we go wrong with you?

Yea you lazy cat, start being productive

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:00:00 +0000

Me to my Dad, who's sitting on the couch with my cat: You two are exactly alike. You both spend all day on the couch unless you want something to eat.

Dad, after a pause, looks at the cat: I think she's talking to you.

Again: Never Friend Your Parents

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 17:00:00 +0000

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What’s My Age Again?

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 14:00:00 +0000

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That Meme, I Don’t Think It Means What You Think it Means…

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

THE GOOD NEWS: My mom uses Rage Faces, and loves them! THE BAD NEWS: She doesn’t yet know what they all mean.

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BRB, Doing Coke off of a Stripper

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 15:00:00 +0000

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Looks Like We’re All Out of Stock on That One…

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:00:00 +0000

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Can Someone Get this Baby off My Back/Womb?

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 12:00:00 +0000

Check out more phoners over at Autocowrecks!

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True Facts, From Drugged Mother

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 17:00:00 +0000

There are tons more phoners over at Autocowrecks!

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