I Hate Your Fashion

When Basic Bro's Knit

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Fri, 12 Dec 2014 21:01:00 +0000

Can You Get Gonorrhea from Washing Your Hands?

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 18:21:00 +0000

Local Farmer Disguises Self as Hipster During Recent Night Out

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Thu, 18 Nov 2010 16:57:00 +0000

Was later heard saying, "I can kill my own damn chicken. I'm strictly here for the porn."

From darkroomdemons.com

What to Wear If You Never Want to Have Sex

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Tue, 16 Nov 2010 16:01:00 +0000

Toe shoes are the new crocs, and yes, everyone is staring at you and laughing when you wear them, you idiot.

Dear Maxim Magazine,

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 17:41:00 +0000

I thought your cover girls were supposed to be relevant and spank-worthy?
And for you to call her "rock's sexiest bad girl" is just insulting to rocks everywhere.

See Avril try to be "edgy" and "hot topic-y" in this behind the scenes video of her shoot here:

Paris Hilton is Such a Fashion Icon

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Mon, 01 Nov 2010 17:01:00 +0000

..said no one ever.

Next Generation Geordi La Forge Sunglasses

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 18:51:00 +0000

Also, my nerdiest post ever.

Team Middle-Aged Lonely Menopausal Housewife

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 04:01:00 +0000

I'm guessing all the XXL's are probably already sold out :(

Yes. Someone makes these just for you here.

WTF.

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 19:01:00 +0000

Now I remember why I started this blog in the first place.

What to Wear if You Want to Look Like You're Coming Off a 5-Day Bender and Just Became Legally Blind

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 21:01:00 +0000

At least that's what I think L.a.m.b. is trying to tell us.

The Illinois Shore

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 21:31:00 +0000

I believe this flex pose is called "The Stroke".

Robert ayers II

Four Local Discotech Clubbers Establish They Can Count to Three

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:51:00 +0000

The white Amelia Earhart scarf, sunglasses and Ed Hardy trucker hat scream that they don't want to get laid ever again.

Robert ayers II

Saddest Deejay in the World Still Remains Sad and Confused :(

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:41:00 +0000

I hope he can make it through the holidays.

Robert Ayers II

Perms: The Ed Hardy of Hair Styles

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:01:00 +0000

wannaparty.com

This Has Been a Long Time Coming

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 17:01:00 +0000

Check back in a few months...because I'm taking an indefinite vacation from this blog.

xo
FAH

Do You Smell Something Fishy?

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 16:01:00 +0000

Call me old fashion, but I like to eat my raw fish off of a sterile and clean plate.
(even if the girl is hot.)
BTW, is the C-section scar supposed to be an appetizer?

Jaundice is the New Black

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:31:00 +0000

robert ayers II

Is Shitting Crapping Your Pants Fashionable?

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:01:00 +0000

What To Wear if You Want to Look Like Bath Salts and Meth are a Healthy Part of Your Diet

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 18:31:00 +0000

emailed submission

Happy Labor Day Weekend!

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 23:31:00 +0000

Sorry for leaving you without warning, but I really needed to take a break.
I'll be back here Tuesday, so go out enjoy the (last weekend to wear white) social and economic achievements of American workers.

Bonus photos of people who enjoy looking like a hot American mess on their wedding day.

When Bronzer Attacks

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:01:00 +0000

"Stop trying to steal my look!" --said the penny

darkroomdemons.com

Another Local Go-Go Dancer Shatters World Record For Most Bras Worn at One Time

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 18:01:00 +0000

"Fuck it. I'll just wear all of them."

robert ayers II

Granny Panties Make Huge Gigantic Splash at Recent Bougghy Fashion Show

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 16:31:00 +0000

Though I can't be sure, I think these panties might double as a parachute.

chicago-scene.com

American Apparel Allegedly Wants You to Look Like a 1990s, Middle-Aged, Suburban Housewife

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:31:00 +0000

Scrunchie comes free with a mini-van and and a brood of children who need to be taken to soccer practice.

American Apparel

Reality Show Murderer

noreply@blogger.com (FAH) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:01:00 +0000

As sad as it may be, are any of us who watch these shows really surprised that a contestant ended up killing someone and then killing himself? I just always thought it would happen while a show was taping.