So today I was just doing some summer homework at my school’s campus center when suddenly this middle-aged guy decides to sit IN MY BOOTH, trapping me inside the tiny table.
So I asked him, “Can you please move? You’re kind of crushing me.”
And he says, “Wow asian girls are even cuter up front.”

I didn’t really feel like getting raped so I grabbed my stuff and ran.

AND THEN ABOUT 3 HOURS AGO..

I was sitting in my usual seat in the lecture hall when this girl came up to me and yelled at me to go sit somewhere else. And right when I got up, she started rubbing my chest.
THEN she told me, “You asian girls are so fucking flat. How do you even get guys?”
“Uhh.. I’m actually a guy.”
Now apparently we’re best friends, what the fuck.

–Submitted by Mikki–

Really, man? Really? You’re pushing your baby in a stroller…

–submitted by A–

I was unsure of whether he was joking or not, and overall found this disturbing, so I just went with the relatively safe reply, “What do you mean?”

He informed me then that when one has “no game,” it means that one can’t hit on people very well. I asked if he’d just had a bad experience trying to hit on someone and he replied with something like, “Haha, no. I don’t hit on girls.”

“Yes, you bleeding well do,” I thought, but I had enough willpower to refrain from saying so.

*Names have been changed to protect the guilty.

–submitted by nameless–

—Submitted by “Why are you so creepy?”—

Now I’m in the process of buying a pyramid and hopefully we’ll settle soon…I can’t wait to see her face…!!

–submitted by King Tut–

Once we got in front of them, they said “You ladies have a nice day.” We ignored them and kept walking. Then one of them said “Girl in the pink bag, can I at least know your name?” I was the one in the pink bag, so I laughed and kept walking. My cousins were telling me what to say back to them but I already had an idea.

They kept following us and they were really starting to get on my nerves. A few minutes later, they asked if we wanted to go back to their hotel rooms and hang with them later. One of my cousins said “Sure what time?” But before they could respond, I quickly said “Sorry, I’m three months pregnant.” They all shouted in disappointment and me and my cousins just stood there and laughed. And that was the last we heard from them.

–submitted by Devan–

“Hi, how can I help you?” I said.

He waved the basting brush and said, ” I bet this would tickle your fancy, eh!”

I stood there kind of dumbfounded before mumbling something to the effect of, “Uh… yeah…”

Then the man walked away chuckling to himself creepily. It was only two seconds after he left that I realized I should have said, “Sir, I’d appreciate if you and that brush stayed as far away from my fancy as possible.” but alas, it was too late.

–submitted by Paige–

Some older guy in a car slows down and says, “Can I have some?” – a common lame line. I ignore him hoping I’m not about to get kidnapped and that he will go away, which he does.

I breathe a sigh of relief. About a minute later he comes back GETS OUT OF THE CAR and asks “Can I have some?” once again. At this point I’m really beginning to panic, trying to figure out how to get rid of this guy FAST. So I respond, “No hablo ingles.” and he totally bought it!

He quickly apologized and drove away for good

–submitted by Emy–

 ” Yeah you splash water on yourselves” winked, and sped off. ”

I have never been to Subway again in my life.

–Submitted by S.S–

She looked at my necklace, it has the letter P on it, and she tried to guess my name.

“Patricia?”

“No…”

“Patty?”

“That’s the same name….”

“Priscilla?”

“No…”

Eventually she shoved her hand back down my shirt and replaced the necklace, then told me to make a wish. She shouted “POOF!” and walked away. Single most awkward experience of my life to date.

–submitted by Paige–