He’s efficient, but lazy

This ad was not so successful on the Titanic

I would buy one, but I don’t have change

That’s what people would do if our planet had two suns.

Perfect for those who hate people from the oncoming lane

It’s a great product, but the people from the balloon are not that happy about it

Perfect, if you want to shave your forest

So, in the future people will start being honest?

Things were simpler before color television

That says something about the safety of bus transportation

Is this an ad for a drill or for a condom?

I might be a pumpkin because I puke exactly the same way

They wanted to eat him hard boiled!

He will expire after they do

They’re getting ready for breakfast

I sure hope light is his only weakness

Are you saying I’m fat?

That’s how they faked the Moon landing

It seems that rock wasn’t the only thing hard that night

I like the Hitler one the most

That’s how old people feel when they climb on the escalator

It really made an impact on the other eggs

That’s what people do when they have too much money

I am a nail biter, but I usually bite my own nails

They were too lazy to clean the whole window

Your toilet waste went on the ride of its life

Every time you close your eyes, a car hits a bicycle.

You can’t do this with a Chevy

That explains the poor condition of Asian roads

To be used in case of an emergency only

What a show off

Not as much as I hate them when they drop on my head

It looks great, but it tastes like pepper spray

That soccer player should be a gymnast

The sight of no toilet paper is easiest way to make people panic

They took that back when a car crashed into the pole later that year

They don’t allow fat girls to sit on this bench because it is bad publicity.

I guess that explains the awful taste

His plan backfired when people started improving their aim.

The only weird part is that the light bulb doesn’t respond to women

I thought Nokia was the one connecting people

The best use for a number 2 pencil I’ve seen so far.

I would write something funny, but maybe someone else will

If this doesn’t work in real life, they’re looking at another lawsuit

You can’t argue with Nike.

They don’t know if they should go into the paper or organic basket.

10 bucks on the cheetah

In Soviet Russia, picture takes you. To the communist prison.

The Sphinx has been around, so I would like to get tested

Mirrors don’t lie

God knows how to push your buttons.

When will they stop playing chess and start building cars? Mercedes.

This ad is obviously placed somewhere in Europe

Whatever you do, don’t stop at step 4.

I have a similar anti-theft sandwich, but I make it the natural way

Your girlfriend is going to hate it

This way, you can change into a priest if you want to get a little frisky with the trick or treaters

I was afraid of the dark way before Alan Wake

Damn, they’re all already gone

The studio considered suing themselves, but they settled out of court.

Or maybe it’s a poor ad for a handcuff maker

Maybe they should consider making suits too

No wonder most dress designers are gay.

They will work great on your mother in law!

Great, now I can finally eat that crowbar I always wanted

The presidential afro.

It’s like King Kong all over again

I can’t tell if this is an ad for a gym or for steroids

This is the perfect gift for your alcoholic dad.

If you don’t spend hours looking at porn on your computer, your vision might be good enough to see this porn.

By that logic, I’m Einstein

The look I have when I see a woman adjusting her bra.

That straw is probably obsessed about its weight

That’s why you should advertise toilet paper in the city where the Globetrotters are playing

You can’t take her by surprise.

You thought your girlfriend is angry because of your current sexy calendar? Wait till she sees this

If you have to get people off your dog, you need to get a smaller dog

Why the long face?

It was all fun and games until Chuck Norris saw this sign

The people living in those apartments are probably pissed

Especially if you are having a nightmare

In a sense, he’s already shooting

Great, now my daughter wants an elephant instead of a pony

Jerry doesn’t stand a chance.

They had to get a restraining order against cupid

That wheel takes awesome photos

No wonder he is offered such great roles.

At least this way it makes sense.

It’s science, bitch!

I didn’t know Fry was half Asian.

I guess I don’t need a GPS anymore

This is his wallpaper.

She’s looking at the crazy cat lady from across the street.

Unfortunately, she blew her cover when they showed her their bathing place.

Conclusive proof that gay pride is completely natural

Batman discovered this when he was kissing himself in the mirror

Move away slowly.

It must be the one from Harry Potter

So what? You can’t come in without a warrant.