tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9318547848071220522024-09-08T06:49:42.722-07:00Sarcasm, the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.ArlenKaliFuenteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00745149356056215196noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-931854784807122052.post-25683972760341259192011-09-08T06:39:00.008-07:002022-09-28T22:01:24.966-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </div> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Bowlby One SC; font-size: large;">For insane people, </span><span style="font-size: large;"><br /><span style="font-family: Bowlby One SC;">a sane person is insane.&nbsp;</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: Reggae One;"><span>&nbsp;</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: Reggae One;">I'm glad I'm not in love, <br />thus I'm not much into <br />silly love songs.<span>&nbsp;</span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: Reggae One;"><span>&nbsp;</span></span></span></div> <br /></div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: Metamorphous;">"In today's world, when<br />truth conflicts with narrative,<br />it's the truth that has&nbsp;</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: Metamorphous;">to apologize." <span style="font-size: medium;"><i>-Bill Maher</i></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: Metamorphous;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>&nbsp;</i></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: Metamorphous;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><i>&nbsp;</i></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on"><b><span style="font-size: medium;">"Age does not guarantee <br />wisdom." -John Kennedy&nbsp;</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6" dir="auto" lang="en">One of the dumbest things in the world&nbsp;</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6" dir="auto" lang="en">is when we have to take the words of&nbsp;</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6" dir="auto" lang="en">dumb politicians seriously.</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6" dir="auto" lang="en">&nbsp;</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-family: Frijole;"><span style="font-size: x-large;">God teaches no one <br />to love himself, so don't <br />teach others to do it</span>.</span><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6" dir="auto" lang="en"><span style="font-family: Frijole;"> </span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6" dir="auto" lang="en"><br /></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6" dir="auto" lang="en"></span></span>Those who imagine <br />that they have life are <br />afraid to die:-)</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">Don't overuse <br />your love reaction. <br />You may not have it <br />when u needed it most.</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">Unhappiness has a reason. <br />It has a cure. Intoxicants <br />will only make it worse.</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">Beware of those<br />who call you a demon,&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">he is either a real demon&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">or a saint.</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">Truth is the ultimate cure <br />for all illnesses, especially <br />when there is a pandemic of lies.</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">Ignorance <br />makes one fearful <br />and easy to control.</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on"><div dir="auto"><div class="d2hqwtrz r227ecj6 ez8dtbzv gt60zsk1" data-ad-comet-preview="message" data-ad-preview="message" id="jsc_c_1u3"><div class="alzwoclg cqf1kptm siwo0mpr gu5uzgus"><div class="jroqu855 nthtkgg5"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6 ztn2w49o" dir="auto"><div class="m8h3af8h l7ghb35v kjdc1dyq kmwttqpk gh25dzvf n3t5jt4f"><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">For a joke to be funny, </div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">it has to be true:-)</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;"><div><div dir="auto"><div class="d2hqwtrz r227ecj6 gt60zsk1 o9wcebwi" data-ad-comet-preview="message" data-ad-preview="message" id="jsc_c_1yd"><div class="alzwoclg cqf1kptm siwo0mpr gu5uzgus"><div class="jroqu855 nthtkgg5"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6 ztn2w49o" dir="auto"><div class="m8h3af8h l7ghb35v kjdc1dyq kmwttqpk gh25dzvf n3t5jt4f"><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">Like a tree w/o roots, </div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">an atheist is a son </div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">who claims he doesn't</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">have a loving Father.</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">You'll be what you hear. Beware,<br /></div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">singing out of tune is contagious.&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;"><br /></div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">Fear of God is <br />the silliest fear.</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">When things become complicated, <br />go back to the basics; <br />the answer is there.</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;Fear will drive you to do wrong.</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;Fear of death <br />comes from the passive idea <br />that worldly life is forever.</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;Praying to God for money,<br />is like asking a millionaire.<br />for a penny.&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;"><br /></div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">Even nonsense seems <br />to make sense when adorned <br />with rhythm and rhyme.</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">"Everyone is dying, <br />but no one thinks that <br />he is going to die."&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;"><div><div dir="auto"><div class="d2hqwtrz r227ecj6 gt60zsk1 o9wcebwi" data-ad-comet-preview="message" data-ad-preview="message" id="jsc_c_2kh"><div class="alzwoclg cqf1kptm siwo0mpr gu5uzgus"><div class="jroqu855 nthtkgg5"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6 ztn2w49o" dir="auto"><div class="m8h3af8h l7ghb35v kjdc1dyq kmwttqpk gh25dzvf n3t5jt4f"><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">May birthday ....inuman na!!</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">may ikinasal .....inuman na!!</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">may sumahod....inuman na!!</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">may nanalo ....inuman na!!</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">may natalo ....inuman na!!</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">may <span><a tabindex="-1"></a></span>paalis ....inuman na!!</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">may dumating ...inuman na!!</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">may ipinanganak..inuman na!!</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">may namatay ...inuman na!! </div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">may lindol:-o ANG LAKAS!! ..dasal muna:-)</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">Poetry can make <br />a lie sounds true <br />and a wrong <br />seems right.</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;"><div><div dir="auto"><div class="d2hqwtrz r227ecj6 gt60zsk1 o9wcebwi" data-ad-comet-preview="message" data-ad-preview="message" id="jsc_c_2p5"><div class="alzwoclg cqf1kptm siwo0mpr gu5uzgus"><div class="jroqu855 nthtkgg5"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6 ztn2w49o" dir="auto"><div class="m8h3af8h l7ghb35v kjdc1dyq kmwttqpk gh25dzvf n3t5jt4f"><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">Not believing in something </div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">that you are so focused on </div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">and where you get your name from</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">is nonsense and absurd.</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">&nbsp;</div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;">"The fear of the truth <br />is proof of the extent <br />of the lie." <span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6" dir="auto" lang="en">..by John McArthur</span></div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6" dir="auto" lang="en">&nbsp;</span></div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;"><div><div dir="auto"><div class="d2hqwtrz r227ecj6 gt60zsk1 o9wcebwi" data-ad-comet-preview="message" data-ad-preview="message" id="jsc_c_2yk"><div class="alzwoclg cqf1kptm siwo0mpr gu5uzgus"><div class="jroqu855 nthtkgg5"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6 ztn2w49o" dir="auto"><div class="m8h3af8h l7ghb35v kjdc1dyq kmwttqpk gh25dzvf n3t5jt4f"><br /><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;"><div class="d2hqwtrz o9wcebwi b6ax4al1"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6" dir="auto" lang="en"><div class="m8h3af8h l7ghb35v kjdc1dyq kmwttqpk gh25dzvf"><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: Oleo Script Swash Caps;">Normal people learn <br />from their mistakes.<br />Fools never make mistakes:-)</span></span></div></div></span></div>&nbsp;</div></div></span></div></div></div></div></div><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6" dir="auto" lang="en">&nbsp;</span></div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6" dir="auto" lang="en">&nbsp;</span></div><div dir="auto" style="text-align: start;"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6" dir="auto" lang="en">&nbsp;</span> </div></div></span></div></div></div></div></div>&nbsp;</div></div></span></div></div></div></div></div>&nbsp;</div></div></span></div></div></div></div></div>&nbsp;</div></div></span></div></div></div></div>&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">&nbsp;</div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on">&nbsp;<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6" dir="auto" lang="en">&nbsp;</span></div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on"><span class="gvxzyvdx aeinzg81 t7p7dqev gh25dzvf exr7barw b6ax4al1 gem102v4 ncib64c9 mrvwc6qr sx8pxkcf f597kf1v cpcgwwas m2nijcs8 hxfwr5lz k1z55t6l oog5qr5w tes86rjd pbevjfx6" dir="auto" lang="en">&nbsp;</span> <br /></div><div style="text-align: center;" trbidi="on"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-family: Metamorphous;"> </span></span></div> ArlenKaliFuenteshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00745149356056215196noreply@blogger.com0