I Was Your Age Twice - Older. Wiser. Pissed.

Legendary Television Host and Comedian Ed McMahon Dead at 86

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:15:55 -0500

STORY HERE

Actress Farrah Fawcett Dead at 62

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:09:28 -0500

story here

Pop Legend Michael Jackson Dead at 50

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 18:06:24 -0500

story here

Morning

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 10:08:36 -0500

Top Four Adult Jokes of 2008 ~funny but naughty..read at your own risk

Thu, 18 Jun 2009 09:07:51 -0500

Fourth Place:Remember Naughty.. I warned you

Request From a Friend that I post this where I can ... So here it is~ not checked for accuracy anywhere

Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:14:46 -0500

Billy Graham's Prayer For Our Nation
THIS MAN SURE HAS A GOOD VIEW OF WHAT'S HAPPENING TO OUR COUNTRY!
'Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, 'Woe to those who call evil good,' but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values. We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery. We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.. We have killed our unborn and called it choice. We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable. We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem. We have abused power and called it politics... We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition. We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression. We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment. Search us, Oh God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from every sin and Set us free. Amen!'

Words for Women to Live By!!

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 07:08:35 -0500

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

A year after Iowa floods, many still wait for help

Fri, 12 Jun 2009 05:54:51 -0500

Hole in government's disaster relief net leaves 1,000 households dangling

CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa - Jaylynn Banks and her family have moved four times since the Cedar River burst its banks last June and flooded a huge swath of Cedar Rapids, including their neighborhood.

Their home, like those of hundreds of others here, is too damaged to inhabit, so they pay rent along with their mortgage, all on an annual income of about $20,000 after taxes. With their living situation in constant flux, Banks said they've been living day-to-day, unable to plan for the future.

New Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream Flavor

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:16:03 -0500

In honor of the 44th President of the United States,

JUST TOO CUTE.

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 07:09:15 -0500

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter .

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep... 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,.............

Love it!

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 10:03:55 -0500

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Harley Biker are
all walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie
pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want
the land to be forever fertile in Canada .' POOF! With the blink of
the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Innovations in Lingerie * FAIL!

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 22:33:47 -0500

What will they think of next?

Thai cops: Carradine’s death may be accidental

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 07:30:18 -0500

Do you miss being a little boy?

Sun, 31 May 2009 10:51:18 -0500

Words to Live By:

Sun, 31 May 2009 10:46:21 -0500

1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often.

3. Going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

4. It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.