I Was Your Age Twice - Older. Wiser. Pissed.

Robot Marketed to Be Grandma's New Live-In Helper

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 12:02:24 -0500

It has suction cups instead of hands, two sets of tank-tracks instead of feet, and is strong enough to carry an adult up a steep flight of stairs.

story here

got this from one of our old timers~ When Rednecks Rap

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:39:13 -0500

Baseball Fan Released From Jail To See Game~Only In Iowa :-)..Ahhhhaha

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:39:19 -0500

KEOSAUQUA, Iowa --

An Iowa man serving a 10-day jail sentence walked out of jail on Wednesday to attend a baseball game with his family.

A magistrate judge approved the temporary release for Randy Barker. Barker left the Van Buren County Jail at 1 p.m.

You're An EXTREME Redneck When.....

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:28:54 -0500

1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

4. You think a woman who is out of your league bowls on a different night.

5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

Nude, Gun-Wielding 91-Year-Old Man Helps Make Arrest of Home Intruder

Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:56:36 -0500

LAKE WORTH, Fla. — Authorities say a 91-year-old man in South Florida jumped out out of bed naked and held an intruder breaking into his house at gunpoint until deputies arrived.

Patrick Swayze Dies of Pancreatic Cancer at 57

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:13:32 -0500

Patrick Swayze, the hunky actor who danced his way into viewers' hearts with "Dirty Dancing" and then broke them with "Ghost," died Monday after a battle with pancreatic cancer. He was 57.

"Patrick Swayze passed away peacefully today with family at his side after facing the challenges of his illness for the last 20 months,"

The Four Wives

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 08:56:41 -0500

There was a rich merchant who had four wives. He loved the fourth wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies. He took great care of her and gave her nothing but the best.

He also loved the third wife very much. He was very proud of her and always wanted to show her off to his friends. However, the merchant was always in great fear that she might run away with some other men.

Ads for atheists stir up free speech debate

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 19:25:36 -0500

Signs on buses read, ‘Don’t believe in God? You’re not alone’

DES MOINES, Iowa - A dispute about bus advertisements seeking to publicize atheist views has touched off a free speech debate after the signs were torn down — then posted again — on the sides of Des Moines city buses.

The ads, sponsored by the Iowa Atheists & Freethinkers, picture white puffy clouds against a blue sky and read: "Don't believe in God? You are not alone." The Des Moines Area Regional Transit Authority stripped the signs after receiving complaints, then after meeting with the atheist group, reversed course and replaced the ads.

Couple Seeks New Home for Statue of Soldier After Town Says 'No Thanks'

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 08:30:38 -0500

A Massachusetts couple is looking for a new home for a granite statue they built to honor American troops fighting overseas after the town that they planned to donate it to declined their offer after residents complained.

Mark and Debra Blain, owners of Fireplace Mantels Etc., in Millbury, Mass., told FOXNews.com that they created the prototype statue — depicting an American soldier in uniform standing in front of a stone U.S.A and waving American flag — and decided they wanted to give it away.

Florida Woman, 90, Behind the Same Wheel 559,000 Miles Later

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 10:53:19 -0500

The last time Rachel Veitch bought a car, gas cost 39 cents per gallon, Lyndon B. Johnson was in the White House and "The Little Old Lady From Pasadena" was a hit song on the radio.

Nearly 600,000 miles later, the 90-year-old Florida woman still drives her 1964 Mercury Comet Caliente every day.

Go, Granny, Go. This Is A fun Read Lots of Spunk to this ole Gal !!

Email From A Friend

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 14:07:12 -0500

THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A SOLDIER IN IRAQ.

I was just watching the news, and I caught part of a report on Michael Jackson. As we all know, Jackson died the other day. He was an entertainer who performed for decades.
He made millions, he spent millions, and he did a lot of things that make him a villain to many people. I understand that his death would affect a lot of people, and I respect those people who mourn his death, but that isn't the point of my rant.

Naughty!!

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 13:54:34 -0500

4 Religious Truths

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:28:05 -0500

During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four religious truths:

1.
Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.

2.
Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

3.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.

4.
Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

PSALM 2009 - 2012

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 11:25:34 -0500

PSALM 2009 - 2012

FIRST BOOK OF DEMOCRAT

Train-mooning draws smaller, calmer crowd

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:45:36 -0500

LAGUNA NIGUEL, Calif. - The pants were down but so was the size of the crowd for a bizarre ritual in Southern California.

It's the annual "Moon Over Amtrak" event in the Orange County community of Laguna Niguel in which people line up to moon passing commuter trains.

It began as a bar bet in 1979 and has continued ever since.