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IUC World Exclusive: Beatles Area Rug…fooling the bladder cops!!!

HisHighness — Wed, 09 May 2012 22:57:09 +0000

End of the bed bench…starring the bewley bunch…beatles area rug…stuck big time rush…zoolabo…are tarantulas poisonous…bison burrito revenge…sex is not the problem lust is…fooling the bladder cops…taking a physical count of inventory…whisky tango menu…Carmelo body fat…kissed like yanina wick!!!!!!

IUC World Exclusive: Not 1545…Feeling the Kicks No More!!!!!!

HisHighness — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:00:06 +0000

Trying to avoid public controversy…physical trauma…induced…14 weeks of gestation… suction-aspiration…some prostaglandin analogs…like Kay to Michael…summoned to the house of seance…defying the odds kele moon…fake doctors note…mystery woman’s nude pics on Dell Inspiron…not 1545…some form of Newton’s method…pics of a yeast infection….pics of a glass of wine…Jen’s call of the dead easter egg…trouble of the “crashed” 1464…Doug’s headers exhaust cutout…wholesale bling…miserable failure…James jumps the shark…getting the elder scroll in skyrim…pretending meaning in Hindi…feeling the kicks no more…damn it feels good to be a gangsta..stolen child support…wayward cloud…driving killing games…”monogamous animals”, yeah right!!!!…William Bendix lived the Life of Riley…like Brangie loved his reflection…until 1464!!!

Bonus Clue: 02/09/99???

Major Announcement: I’ve had interest in another book about the dynamic couple – I might release it as an Ebook. Anybody want to read it????

IUC World Exclusive: All the single ladies…put a ring on it????

HisHighness — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 17:10:13 +0000

Cuz if you liked it then should have put a ring on it…i’m not that kind of girl…just saying Carmelo…and little Mr. delivery man…UPS three months ago…remember that Jolie woman…kissing the blarney stone…asking the wrong questions Dexter…have u ever been mellow…serious and eager…like Tony and Frances…diamonds are the hardest metal…feeling a cold sore coming on…like the moon over the day…Doris that is…Rock Hudson wave?

****well done****

IUC World Exclusive: Brangie’s Desperate Attempt to Avoid Going Bust – “Engagement”

HisHighness — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 14:52:17 +0000

The recent “engagement” announcement was a desperate attempt to avoid seeing the Brangie brand collapse, according to two sources close to the notorious couple. “Their star has dwindled the last year,” one source told IUC. “They needed something to generate the press they used to get. So they decided to go with the engagement thing. It was all pre orchestrated, hoping to turn it into loads of media attention to revive their brand. The couple is a major brand and are worth millions together. That’s a primary reason why they stay together. If they split they’d be worth pennies.”
Another source close to the couple said “Brad and Angie don’t win Oscars and they don’t receive the kind of money for making films they used to. Studios look at them as being has-been. They are praying that the engagement ring revives everything. I wish them luck.” Developing…

*****Breaking Angie-Anthony Bball Story Coming Soon*****

IUC Breaking Story: Famous Hollywood Couple Ordered to Watch NBA Basketball In The Raw

HisHighness — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 11:57:50 +0000

An A-list Hollywood couple recently went through relationship counseling. Part of their treatment therapy involves watching one NBA game a week in the their birthday suits. Both were advised to cease smoking and were given the patch to help kick their nic fits. Developing…

*****Breaking Update on “engagement” coming soon*****

IUC World Exclusive: Abdominal Thrusts, heimlich maneuver…NYC’s Finest Park Central and Bahr Che!!!!

HisHighness — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:18:47 +0000

Quilting machines…lazy swan golf…fooling the bladder cops…easter bunny vs genghis khan…recipes for leftover ham…abdominal thrusts…late night heimlich maneuver!!!!

NYC’s Finest: Best place to be in the spring is NYC. Located just a block away from Central Park, Park Central Hotel is the best deal in the Big Apple. Super friendly staff, excellent views combined with a world class breakfast buffet Park Central is the best deal and cleanest if you want to stay in Midtown.

Speaking of finest visit Bahr Che for some fine wine tasting and excellent dishes. Very reasonably priced, Bahr Che is a hidden gem that serves the best wine I’ve ever had in the city. Manager Camille Glickman is a class act and makes patrons feel extremely comfortable and welcome, as if they’re drinking in their own living room.

*****Breaking Story Coming Soon*****

IUC World Exclusive: A-List Actor Tried to Choke His Partner…..

HisHighness — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 14:33:11 +0000

An A-list actor recently admitted to a close friend that he tried to choke his partner last year during a major spat after his partner accused him of cheating on her with one of her closest friends. The pair reconciled after the A-lister agreed to private counseling and anger management. Developing…

IUC World Exclusive: Staying Erect…Xtranormal App!!!!!!

HisHighness — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 16:11:28 +0000

Staying erect…for a long time…image prism…following atticus…blue eyes crying in the rain…asking jerold panas…swinging with the finkels…breaking down the bible…jesus hopped the A train…bring back my bonnie to me…xtranormal app!!!!!

IUC World Exclusive: Exes Are Exes For A Reason….

HisHighness — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 23:37:02 +0000

Cheating like Calipari…smelling the barn burn…lying like a sieve…gummy bear alchohol…smoking reefers day and night…floating teeth horse…shit stinks more and more each day…living like the Jones…off the grid…fading light ultraxion…power aura crushed…exes are exes for a reason…getting messed up like a Jimi…sending a virus…exes and ohs…the end of phony booths!!!

IUC World Exclusive: Doing The Dougie…Kitty In The Keg!

HisHighness — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 17:18:59 +0000

Foolish heart….directionless…like Holden at Pencey Prep…sifting the litter box…wishing for the moon…stride rite…kitty in the keg…flying spaghetti monster…doing the dougie…yelling for freebird…staying lean while bulking…hearing a beeping noise…bedding the mosin nagant…going solo like roald dahl…snakes and earrings!!!!