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IUC Exclusive: True Tales of Sex in The Sky – Did Brad Bonk Airline Stewardess behind Angie’s Back?

HisHighness — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:58:34 +0000

She’s hot, she’s young, she’s nasty and she claims to have bonked some of the hottest stars in the world in the air, including a top British politician, a star player of the L.A. Lakers, a Fox TV host and none other than “Hollywood’s leading golden boy”. All are married or in long term relationships. French model “Racine”, 22, moonlights as a stewardess. She’s also pursuing a music career, working with several top hip producers in NYC. “Racine” claims she loves to have sex with married men, “the same way Angelina Jolie fucks men who are attached”. “They get so excited when they cheat,” she said. “And it turns me on because I’m able to give them what they lack.” “Racine” does not hide her highly shaped curves and her well developed level of self esteem. She claims she’s better in the sack than AJ, at least according to the men she’s slept with. “I slept with at least three men Angelina slept with and they all told me they never had better sex,” “Racine” said. “Sex for me is like food, I need it every day. When I’m working in the air nothing is better than having an amazing orgasm.” Does Billy like to Bob in the air? Is Brad one of the three or will he deny it to high heavens?
IUC Update: Blockbuster will come Monday morning…stay tuned!!!!!
Meanwhile, Senor Morton’s new Angie “tell all” ain’t getting good reviews (Check it out)

IUC Exclusive: No More Facebook for His Highness

HisHighness — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:21:43 +0000

Few realize that Facebook is a complete waste of life. As people spend hours each day chatting and posting on their FB pages the owners of FB laugh all the way to the bank. After much thought, I have decided to leave Facebook forever. And I don’t regret it one bit. Finally, I have my life back and have avoided the inevitable FB death epitaph. Is FB an elaborate scam or is it legit? Let us know.

IUC Review: Check out The Stars at Penthouse 808 – Best Rooftop in NYC

HisHighness — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 13:08:38 +0000

Not exactly Manhattan, but breathtaking views of the Manhattan skyline from a stone’s throw over the 59th Street Queenboro Bridge. A playful and sprawling rooftop, Penthouse 808 does an amazing job breaking the monotony and redundancy of Manhattan’s shaky, overcrowded rooftops that are too loud and claustrophobic to enjoy the views. This super cool rooftop has great service, amazing food and some of the world’s best DJ’s. It’s the closest thing I’ve seen on the east coast to South Beach. Located across the Queensboro bridge at the Ravel Hotel in Long Island City, Penthouse 808’s Pan Asian menu is second to none, featuring everything from mouth watering sushi appetizers to steak and fish entrees that will have you savoring every bite. This is premium dining with a twist, a full service seating on the rooftop with mouth-watering gastronomy amidst the best nocturnal views of Manhattan’s skyline I have seen. An amazing culinary expedition combined with the perfect sunset cocktail. IUC Rating: ***** out of *****

Sugar Ray Ramone Catone – The Bronx Bi-Blogger: Morton Paid Sources To Yap on Angie, Was He Misinformed????

HisHighness — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:39:08 +0000

Untrusted application launcher…singing the blues like Marty Robbins…buttnumbathon…butt naked near death….like Michaelangelo Antonioni…guresome twosome tour…often three…and four…and five…duped torrents…gory anime..ghetto talkswitch…boring and jacking…sources of calcium…gone baby gone…Brad’s bibme…his scanty urination…all over France…all over new tome gone sour…where’s the beef???…Did you bang the babysitter when she was blind and shutter…And you got nothing to lose…And you’re living a dream…With the sand in your shoes…Falling in love is easy…It’s easy to do…And a sunrise sneaks through my blinds…My demise, I just can’t help it…It’s suicide, looking in your pale blue eyes!
Te Amo, SRRC

IUC World Exclusive: My Biggest AJ Blockbuster Coming This Week – Not Even Senor Morton Has This One

HisHighness — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:43:40 +0000

Stay Tuned!!!!!

IUC Blind Item: What Famous Star Offered Her Unauthorized Biographer Sex in Exchange for A Favorable Book?

HisHighness — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 21:21:59 +0000

This just in – can you guess who????

IUC Exclusive: Morton’s New Tome Claims Angie Targets Men Who Are Attached

HisHighness — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:32:39 +0000

I revealed the exact same thing. I didn’t, however, focus on Ethan Hawke. That was one of the nuggets I left out for legal reasons. I have learned Morton read my book cover to cover several times. I hope he has another #1 bestseller. Morton is a good bloke, even if his style does not hold a candle to the new generation.

IUC News: Check Out Lil’ Ern’ interviewing Halperin on The Unfiltered Show, Talking About MJ

HisHighness — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 11:19:54 +0000

CBS Radio host Lil’ Ern’ is one of the best in the biz. He always shoots from the hip. It was a pleasure to guest on his show again. check out the interview here (The Unfiltered Show)

IUC Sunday Soup: Penelope Want to Be Bigger Than Angie; Sports Sex Scandal; Enterprise

HisHighness — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 21:09:01 +0000

- Penelope Cruz has been heard telling friends now that she’s Javier Bardem’s full time bitch she intends to be more famous than Angelina Jolie. “Penelope wants to be the top name in Hollywood,” a friend told IUC. “Now that she’s married to Javier she could be well on her way to being a major superstar, bigger than Angelina Jolie, bigger than Charlize Theron.” Will Penelope be bigger than Angie? Who’s sexier? Let us know.
- IUC Blind Item: Expect a major sex scandal involving a famous athlete to emerge in coming weeks. Can you guess who????
- IUC Travel Tip Of The Week: If you visit Montreal and need to rent a car the best place by far is Enterprise at Trudeau Airport. Louie and his fabulous staff are the best rental car outlet I have encountered anywhere. They put client satisfaction before anything. In an increasingly cold business world many businesses should consider taking a lesson from the good folks at Enterprise.

IUC Nuptials: How Long Will Carrie Underwood Marriage Last?

HisHighness — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 12:46:46 +0000

Very few Hollywood/sports marriages have lasted more than a period. Will this one be different? Considering both parties spend most of the year apart on the road and will undoubtedly have many lonely nights, IUC doesn’t have much hope here. Let us know your thoughts.