tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405Thu, 19 Dec 2024 03:31:04 +0000Becoming The UbermanPersonalRandomBoxingOther ProjectsWrong FrequencyAnimeGamesGamingRantWhy do I write shit like this when I have work to do?Youtube Comment of The Dayhttp://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Unknown)Blogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-5646675019268311802Sun, 13 May 2012 21:21:00 +00002012-06-01T21:50:52.405+01:00GamingRantWhy do I write shit like this when I have work to do? This is a long rant. If you’re looking for a summary of the following 2,274 words, consider this a favour: · No real innovation in gameplay. ·  Mostly WoW clones. ·  Technology is stuck back in 2006-era. ·  F2P sucks. Warning: the following text may contain copious amount of nerd-rage and small traces of ignorance. Viewer http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2012/05/m-m-fuck-o.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-8006065270267830407Sun, 04 Mar 2012 22:36:00 +00002012-03-05T14:54:04.510+00:00Wrong Frequency So I put crazy bitches with less-crazy bitches and now there are more crazy bitches being more bitch-crazy while you watch other crazy bitches, dawg. So a number of videos have come to my attention recently featuring certain crazy bitches, and I believe that by the power of mockery, strategic internet harassment, and psychologically-targeted trolling, we may just may be able to rid the worldhttp://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2012/03/crazy-bitches.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-878858201111090411Tue, 14 Feb 2012 00:30:00 +00002012-02-14T00:42:44.166+00:00Personal When does the good stuff start? Only a handful of hours remain before Valentine ’s Day lands a left-hook to my unguarded, bruised loneliness, so I figured until then I’d fight to the very last minute, and write a nice little romance story  as a part of my three two-part Valentines Event. Because deep beneath my jaded outer shell beats the tender heart of a man. You chicks dig that, http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2012/02/valentines-story.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-65844328770902996Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:56:00 +00002012-02-13T16:16:46.946+00:00PersonalWrong Frequency Ah, Valentine's Day. The most self-hate inducing holiday of the year, and just like the year previous, present, and (probably) next, I'm alone, surprising no-one. I'd like to say that it's because I have higher standards than everyone else...so I will. It's because I have higher standards than everyone else. These have nothing to do with it. So I figured that because Ihttp://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2012/02/guide-to-sruviving-valentines-day-as.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-5763480167806231360Wed, 24 Aug 2011 12:49:00 +00002011-08-24T14:13:01.063+01:00Random In every effort to push the most traumatizing blog post in history off the front page, I decided to write about the new site design and to see how many out of the 0 people that read this blog actually like it, along with cats pushing water melons out of lakes. So, for better or for worse? Well, I've wrestled with HTML for long enough now to not change something about the design. Granted,http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/08/blog-redesign-and-oh-my-god-i-hate-html.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-5283796744840781073Tue, 23 Aug 2011 16:36:00 +00002011-08-23T18:03:21.210+01:00Wrong Frequency Look at the puppies, because you're about to get really depressed. I simply cannot joke about this. It's wrong. It is the most disgusting and unethical news I've heard in a very long time, only worsened by the absence of pictures and actual stories. You are not going to like what you're about to read, you have been warned. Korean channel SBS TV aired a documentary recently http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/08/chinese-pharmaceuticals-selling-energy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-2456251085802347303Fri, 19 Aug 2011 07:22:00 +00002011-08-24T14:31:55.290+01:00AnimePersonal Don't judge, you know you'd hit that. I know I would -  in the face. I hereby dub (ZING!) this post the most nerdiest collection of words I have ever written, ever. If there are any girls reading this, I know you all have highly sex-giving opinions of me, so for your own heart-breaking safety please stop reading now.  Okay, so with the horde of extremely hot Jessica http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/08/sub-vs-dub-episode-1-dub-fanaticism.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-4490404693851008659Fri, 12 Aug 2011 05:42:00 +00002011-08-19T08:35:52.656+01:00PersonalDuring my non self-fornicating alone time, I stumbled across an interesting article about a guy named Sheridan Simove who, *ahem* “wrote” a book called “What Every Man Thinks About Apart From Sex”.  The best thing about this book though is - (SPOILER ALERT) - it’s blank. HAHAHAHAHA!  Do you get it? Because (and you'll love this) seeing as men only think about sex, the book http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/08/soon-to-be-blank-bestsellers.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-2334594477452190255Wed, 10 Aug 2011 04:13:00 +00002011-08-10T21:39:21.581+01:00PersonalRandomSo as it turns out, I suck at consistency. But you know what I don’t suck at? Being lazy. I’m (un)surprisingly well accomplished in that field. Point in case: writing. Alot of shit has been on my mind as of recent, and alot of shit on my mind often means two things: 1) I’ll write about the shit on my mind and 2) my mind stinks of shit. I have so many ideas and stuff I want to write about, but http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/08/apology-to-my-mixed-gender-ass.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-1182464438420847048Wed, 03 Aug 2011 01:15:00 +00002011-08-11T00:58:18.950+01:00Youtube Comment of The Day Ok, call me sad, but I often  find as much if not more entertainment in the comments section of Youtube videos than the video itself. So to honour those few genius who take their time to add to our amusement from afar, I've decided to dedicate this post, and possibly many others to come to the best most recently read  Youtube comments. Whathttp://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/08/youtube-comment-of-day.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-8044739173159809825Mon, 01 Aug 2011 22:40:00 +00002011-08-25T04:21:08.825+01:00Games A fan of any fighting game (Street Fighter, Tekken, Marvel Vs. Capcom, ect.) has at least once in their gaming lifetime pulled off an unbelievable comeback. Whether it be against a human or AI, when the odds are so far up your ass that death itself is is standing beside your on-screen character - winning under such conditions deserves recognition. It gives us a sense of pride so strong in our http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/08/quite-possibly-greatest-moment-in.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-7910384824688317813Fri, 22 Jul 2011 20:54:00 +00002011-08-03T19:46:14.683+01:00AnimePersonal One big happy pseudo-family Taking every advantage of Uberman while I’m still within its napped-grasp, I decided to make Cowboy Bebop the most recent addition to my anime playlist. Before any anime veterans reading stops believing in the me that believes in the you, let me say that I’ve had the pleasure of knowing the Bebop crew before hand. I first watched the series in 2007 and again in 2008http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/07/narration-of-end-cowboy-bebop.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-7978198972557742082Sat, 02 Jul 2011 01:49:00 +00002011-08-25T04:29:36.759+01:00BoxingIf you're wondering what kind of ring name "Cocky Loser" is then you must've missed the memo regarding my intense hatred of David Haye. More on that later. Immediately after one of Haye's fight, he spotted Wladimir in the crowd and decided to start a little show. The reason why I bothered to write a post dedicated to this fight is because it's quite possibly the biggest and most http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/07/world-unification-title-match-david.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-2606873335000469503Wed, 29 Jun 2011 08:36:00 +00002011-08-25T04:16:13.630+01:00Becoming The UbermanwitThis is an on-going quest for uberness (well, kinda). If you haven't read any of my previous posts, you will have no idea what I'm talking about. Go here to see all the days gone by so far. --- Formalities of Progression No, your eyes do not deceive you - gee-whiz-pop-golly this is indeed an Uberman update, let’s all rip open the condoms, bathe in oil and talk about how elephants mate (http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/06/becoming-uberman-week-6-what-it-means.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-7339671211920758562Sun, 05 Jun 2011 01:51:00 +00002011-06-05T02:57:06.022+01:00RandomAmong all this Uberman-craze I thought it'd be wise to lighten the mood a little with another couldn't-be-more-true image. Not only does this image accurately describe my thinking process while programming, it also provides an excellent escape plan in case everything goes to shit. http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/06/art-of-programming.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-229414822795332755Thu, 02 Jun 2011 02:53:00 +00002011-06-02T03:57:17.593+01:00Becoming The UbermanThis is an on-going quest for uberness. If you haven't read any of my previous posts, you will have no idea what I'm talking about. Go here to see all the days gone by so far. --- I should note that I find no need to write a blog for each day, as (apart from my slow transformation into a brainless zombie), there really is not much to write about on a daily basis. Instead I will write http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/06/becoming-uberman-week-2-devolution-of.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-8927996358231224000Sat, 28 May 2011 04:03:00 +00002011-05-28T07:59:05.182+01:00Becoming The UbermanThis is an on-going quest for uberness. If you haven't read any of my previous posts, you will have no idea what I'm talking about. Go here to see all the days gone by so far. --- So far, there has been progression on both sides of the spectrum. On one side, blackouts have not only been cropping up in the morning but also during midday naps too. I also recall over-sleeping in the http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/05/becoming-uberman-day-6-hint-of-fail.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-1620250698478048941Sat, 28 May 2011 03:58:00 +00002011-05-28T08:04:37.931+01:00Becoming The UbermanThis is an on-going quest for uberness. If you haven't read any of my previous posts, you will have no idea what I'm talking about. Go here to see all the days gone by so far. --- Firstly - no I am not stuck in the dream world, and two – I am not dead. I know I haven’t updated my blog in quite a while but theres no need to send me emails asking if I'm ok (I like it really), its completely http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/05/becoming-uberman-day-5-curse-of-uberman.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-1142172394312468027Thu, 26 May 2011 01:34:00 +00002011-05-28T01:30:26.342+01:00Becoming The UbermanI've been receiving a lot of emails recently in regards to my adaptation of Uberman, several of them being words of support from people all around the world, and I sincerely thank those who took their time to ask about lil’ old me. Your emails are what kill the zombified stare off my face every night, and for that I couldn’t be more grateful. How about some internet bro-fist? Amongst the http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/05/becoming-uberman-faqs-do-not-question.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-3855241281279023828Tue, 24 May 2011 08:07:00 +00002011-08-25T04:25:03.220+01:00Becoming The UbermanI made this mainly as a way for people to navigate around my previous and coming days. Its becoming a pain for me to update each individual day with hyperlinks and such. So, I'll be updating all my Uberman logs here in a nice clean post. If you're ever confused, you're more than welcome to use this to navigate your way around my sleep-deprived quest for uberness. Day 1: "http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/05/becmoing-uberman-table-of-days.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-3898302694106742665Tue, 24 May 2011 07:16:00 +00002011-05-28T07:46:24.899+01:00Becoming The UbermanThis is an on-going quest for uberness. If you haven't read any of my previous posts, you will have no idea what I'm talking about. Go here to see all the days gone by so far. -- Before I start I’d like to clarify a few things that I believe I have not made clear in previous posts, one of them being the total amount of hours I have slept throughout the past couple of days. This has been http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/05/becoming-uberman-day-4-hi-there-my.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-356082036109406163Mon, 23 May 2011 02:33:00 +00002011-05-28T07:31:06.441+01:00Becoming The UbermanThis is an on-going quest for uberness. If you haven't read any of my previous posts, you will have no idea what I'm talking about. Go here to see the days passed so far.-- It has now become a physical struggle to type. As I write this, I find it hard to determine which letter belongs to which key. I can no longer write coherently for more than a few minutes, or my writing deteriorates to the http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/05/becoming-uberman-day-3-new-nemesis-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-7579643065441399266Sun, 22 May 2011 04:36:00 +00002011-05-26T15:38:19.492+01:00Becoming The UbermanThis is Day 2 of an on-going quest for uberness. If you haven’t read any of my previous Uberman posts, you will have no clue what I’m talking about. Go here for my report of Day 1. --- Things are starting to get increasingly dangerous, and precautions had to be made. I have entered a new stage within this adaptation phase that endangers my chances of achieving epic uberness. The story that led tohttp://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/05/becoming-uberman-day-2-mishaps-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-6895116999889770607Sat, 21 May 2011 23:36:00 +00002011-05-26T15:50:41.615+01:00RandomI don't usually find anything that has compelled me enough to write a short post. I'm the kind of guy that likes to pour incoherent thoughts into a single, long-ass frickin' novel. However, I found an image that accurately sums the entirety of my academic education at university. In fact, it was so accurate and contained that much truth; I felt a sudden rush of obligation to http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/05/ways-of-student.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2617609845377230405.post-8384610966972701880Sat, 21 May 2011 06:58:00 +00002011-05-26T15:37:56.798+01:00Becoming The UbermanFor those of you who do not know: I am embarking on a quest. A quest so sacred and so desired, little have returned sane. What is this quest I speak of?  What is this pilgrimage of enlightenment?  This journey of power?  This mission of impossibility? The answer is infact, quite simple - I have no idea what I’m talking about. The truth is I’m so sleepy I could care less http://idlikesomepoundcake.blogspot.com/2011/05/becoming-uberman-day-1.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Unknown)0