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    <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:49:14 -0800</pubDate>    <creativeCommons:license>http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/</creativeCommons:license><image><link>http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nd/2.0/</link><url>http://creativecommons.org/images/public/somerights20.gif</url><title>Some Rights Reserved</title></image><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Idontlikeyouinthatwaycom" type="application/rss+xml" /><feedburner:browserFriendly>This is an XML content feed. It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site, subject to copyright and fair use.</feedburner:browserFriendly><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" /><item>
      <title>New Moon Is Fantastic</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 07:51:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[It's hard to imagine that a movie about a emo vampire and a werewolf fighting over the heart of some ugly chick wouldn't be hailed and praised as one of the greatest movies of all time, so it's no...<br/>
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      <title>Oh Boo Hoo</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:30:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Director Roman Polanski is still sitting in a Switzerland jail awaiting extradition to the United States for drugging and sodomizing a 13-year old girl in 1977. But apparently his wife and two kids...<br/>
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      <title>Armenians For Gay Rights</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 06:10:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The Kardashian sisters put tape over their mouths and got airbrushed by alien technology for the pro-gay marriage NOH8 (No Hate - see what they did there??) campaign. They'll be lauded as heroes in...<br/>
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      <title>Marisa Miller Is Next</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:47:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[No Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is complete without Marisa Miller, and although the Asian I stole looks hotter in Agent Provocateur and La Perla, I'm really not complaining when Marisa Miller...<br/>
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      <title>Good Morning, Friday</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:36:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I wondered why I woke up to the sun winking at me and bluebirds pulling my back sheets as a glowing unicorn fetched my slippers and led me to my laptop this morning, but then I quickly realized it's...<br/>
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      <title>Amy Winehouse Is Getting Me All Hot</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:36:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[It was reported that Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital for a cold the other day, but dear Christ that's not what happened. 3am reports:<br/>
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      <title>IDLYITW Links</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:35:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Beyonce stage dives [Popeater]<br/>
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      <title>Amber Heard Is Different</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:24:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I usually think Amber Heard is a hot piece of ass, but what's the deal with the makeup? It looks like she put in on with that thing Homer Simpson made. Don't get me wrong, she's hot, but she looks...<br/>
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      <title>Chastity Bono Is Dumb</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:06:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Other than Sarah Jessica Parker, Kirsten Dunst, and Cameron Diaz, Chastity Bono is the ugliest woman to ever appear on IDLYITW. She/He also has mental problems. Popeater reports:<br/>
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      <title>Somebody Get This Little Boy A Sweater</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 07:42:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Claire Danes showed up to the UK premiere of Me & Orson Welles in London in a see through dress and no bra last night, and I'm still trying to figure out why. Breast cancer awareness month is over,...<br/>
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      <title>Robert Pattinson Is Cruel</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Stephanie Meyer and Anne Rice have turned vampires into total hair product gaywads who prefer to cry and talk about their feelings than fuck people up, so it's no surprise that Robert Pattinson went...<br/>
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      <title>I Spoke Too Soon</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 05:56:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I know I just professed my love for Ashley Greene, but that was before I saw my beloved's New York Times outtakes. I'm sorry, Ashley. It's not you, baby. It's me. Actually, it's my penis. You see...<br/>
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      <title>PETA Did Something Right</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <guid>http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2009/11/peta-did-something-right.html</guid>
      
      <content:encoded><![CDATA[For all intents and purposes, PETA is a terrorist organization and a death cult who kill more animals than 1,000 people who wear fur, so if you really want me to get behind your cause, you're really...<br/>
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      <title>IDLYITW Links</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:49:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Adam Lambert's record company tried to hide he was gay. With a feather boa I take it. [Popeater]<br/>
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      <title>Johnny Depp Is The Sexiest Man Alive</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:03:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The queer vampire almost won, but 2009's Sexiest Man Alive has gone to Johnny Depp. People magazine reports:<br/>
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      <title>Masturbating For Jesus</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 09:14:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Unless you're spaceship just landed or you just got released from and underground bunker to survive the Zombie Apocalypse, you know that former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, admitted to playing...<br/>
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      <title>Woody Harrelson Is Really Smart</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:58:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I had a long-winded intro for this post where I talked about acid and politics and hippies, but nothing I could say would sound crazier than Woody Harrelson did in a recent interview with Salon.com....<br/>
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      <title>Carmen Electra Might Have A Sex Tape</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:33:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[I've wanted to go spelunking in between Carmen Electra's legs like Batman since 1995, so this video that showed up online yesterday of her getting it on with some chick is what one might call "good...<br/>
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      <title>It Has Begun</title>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 07:18:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[My obsession with Ashley Greene is reaching damn near crisis levels, so I really wish she would have had the decency to let me know she was a attending a Tim Burton tribute at the Museum of Modern...<br/>
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      <title>Sir GaGa Was On Gossip Girl</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:50:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Apparently I can talk about everybody except gays and Jews on here before people start getting all butt hurt, so that pretty much ruins what I was going to say about homeboy's appearance on Gossip...<br/>
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      <title>Kristen Stewart Is Unattractive</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:11:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Apparently a quarter ounce and a smoker's cough are good accessories, because Kristen Stewart showed up at the New Moon premiere last night looking completely average and ordinary. Notice I didn't...<br/>
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      <title>Ashley Greene Is At A Premiere</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 07:27:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Piece of ass Ashley Greene attended the premiere of New Moon last night, the sequel about the effeminate vampire's fag hag and her love triangle with him and a werewolf. How romantic. Ashley Greene...<br/>
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      <title>Ashley Tisdale Is In A Bikini</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:40:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[High School Musical star and hair weave enthusiast Ashley Tisdale is in Mexico right now. Coincidentally, my penis is asleep right now. This is how she looked before all the plastic surgery and the...<br/>
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      <title>IDLYITW Links</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 06:05:00 -0800</pubDate>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Kirsten Dunst wants Jake Gyllenhall back, is still ugly [Popeater]<br/>
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