I'll try it before you buy it!

The Nexus Excel

2009-07-04T02:41:00.000-07:00

The Nexus Excel from Tabutoys is one of the most efficient prostate toys I've ever tried, and that's saying something.

Not all prostates were made the same. What works for mine doesn't always work for others, however, from all the customer comments I've read about the Excel it seems we share a common theme; we like it. In fact, a majority of us love it.

What's not to love? It's made out of phthalates-free plastic. It's also hygienic and while it's also nonporous, it shouldn't be shared between partners without the use of condoms. Condoms keep everyone safe and while hard plastic really isn't a material that will allow bacteria to penetrate its surface, it's better to be safe than sorry.

The Excel offers a rather interesting design compared to other anal toys. With a bulbous head atop a bubbled shaft, it's a concoction of curls, cylinders, and spherical shapes.

An interesting note about the Excel is that its sides are flat. This helps to make insertion a little easier, however, it's still quite big and the first time prostate user may find the 1.75" diameter too large. I'm certainly not a beginner but I'm also not an advanced anal player and I found it pretty big. The odd bubbled shapes on the shaft were awkward and made insertion that much harder. Even with a lot of lube (water-based and silicone are safe to use) this was one of the harder toys I've ever put inside my anus, and not just because it's hard plastic.

Once it was inside, I had to focus on deep breathing and relaxation and because at first, my body wanted to do nothing other than expel it from my body. Once I was loosened up a bit (no pun intended) I welcomed pleasing sensations and orgasmic potential that came forth. This toy felt absolutely incredible, even when I wasn't moving, a feat mastered by few prostate toys.

The directions recommended rocking back and forth, allowing "the handle of the Excel to transfer pressure to the prostate-perineum area", supposedly, this movement will bring on spontaneous orgasm that is hands-free, however, I had to subject myself to to penile stimulation. And I'm not complaining about having to jerk my cock in the least! But it would have been nice to cum without having to touch my dick. I'll keep trying but outlook looks doubtful.

The S-shaped handle of the Excel offers a rollerball that is intended to sit below the scrotum at the perineum, this stainless steel ball applies pressure wherever it's pushed against. The other part of the handle serves as a nodule that can be moved by you or your partner to stimulate the prostate. However, you should be extremely careful when moving it around as damage to the prostate can occur as it such a fragile part of the male body.

To clean the Excel first remove the steel rollerball with the provided extraction tool. The tool isn't neccessary as anything that is thin enough will slide into the hole to pop the ball out. Wash the toy down with soap and water or with an isopropyl alcohol solution. Unfortunately, hard plastic cannot be boiled so this is really one of the only negatives about this toy. The other being difficult insertion.

Powerful orgasms delivered and received. The Excel really is one hell of a toy, it's a must buy for those who take their prostate health seriously.

You can purchase it at www.Tabutoys.com for $71.00, and with their shopping program you earn frequent shopper points that lead to money off future purchases.

My Wife, the Sadist

2009-06-04T10:34:00.000-07:00

My wife is a sex blogger. Let me rephrase that to something more appropriate; my wife is an attention whore that discusses our sex life for anyone that will read it. Fact of the matter is, she gets the majority of the topics discussing me wrong but that's okay because half the time I don't even know what the hell I'm doing.

I'm watching her right now. Sitting there with a stern look on her face, her angry little fingers sweeping over the keys. She just saw me looking, shit. Face forward, focus on the screen, keep typing. Now glance over again and watch her readjust herself in her chair, sitting up a little straighter and getting a little closer to her computer screen. She's so pretty when she types up those psychotic rants. How did I get so lucky?

I am not the perfect husband, I'm not even the perfect male reviewer. To help plead my case in how much I suck, I'm a month late on a particular review and every time I sit down to type about it I'm at a loss for words. I've tried to ask my wife to help with her opinion of it but I've been met by comments like, "I don't know" or "I don't care". She's mad about something. She's mad at me and how much I've had to work lately, at least this is what I gather in between her grumbles of "I don't know's" and "I don't care's".

Our blogs have become conversations waiting to happen. I feel like I know her more through her writing than what she's said to me in a face-to-face conversation in the entirety of our marriage. She exposes herself without regard on her website and people comment and feed into her self-absorption. I love that smug side of hers where she knows that people love her and love to actually read her talk about herself. I wish she had this type of confidence about herself when she gets off the computer.

Shit, she just saw me looking again. I'm at a loss for words over this review and over how much I want her to have sex with me right now. Okay, I'm going to go ask her to help me with my review.

Ended up asking for a blow job instead. She told me to go fuck myself. Shit.

Still have to work on the review. Let's see if I can actually finish it and turn it in today.

To My Wife

2009-06-01T08:41:00.001-07:00

I've been an asshole. I'm sorry.

I really love my wife

2009-05-08T22:02:00.000-07:00

Before

After

I really love my wife and I hope that she finally realizes it now.

Semenex was my gift to her; she often complains about the taste of my cum and well, I wanted to make it a little better for her. (By often I mean whenever I truly beg, and by begging I mean whenever I subject myself to stand around in Macy's while she asks me which cornice valances would look better in the dining room. And yes, I just said cornice valances.)

I put myself through hell so that my cum would taste better for her but you know what? It meant guaranteed head and it meant she wouldn't complain about the taste so maybe, I did it for myself too. Okay, I know I did it for myself but I'm telling you, I risked life and limb for her.

Why am I going on and on about the agonizing, excruciating, damn right tom-fuckery fact that I love my wife? Because I drank Semenex for her. Trust me, I could drink warm, skunky, piss beer without batting an eyelash but seriously, Semenex was beyond disgusting.

I didn't know what I had gotten myself into. I read reviews online (the only ones I could find were written by women) and they made it seem like Semenex could really be something magical. And while it works, (yes, it does do that at least) it was the most repulsive substance I had ever swallowed.

So what did it actually taste like exactly? Rancid eggnog mixed with broccoli water, pineapples, and garnished with a little nutmeg and a final hint (just a hint) of celery. It smells great. It smells like gingerbread cookies coated in cinnamon, it's even a nice light brown color but do not be fooled! Once you actually mix this in water it turns green and has a taste not many people could stomach.

The main ingredients are pineapple, broccoli, bananas, celery, strawberry, fructose, cinnamon, ginger, nutmeg, citric acid, vitamin B6, B21, and E, calcium, magnesium, creatine, selenium zinc, and chlorophyll.

Serving Size: 2 scoops/tbsps (level)
Servings per Container: 10

Amount Per Serving: 21.5g
Calories: 75.3

Total Fat: 0.56, Saturated fat: 0.05g
Cholesterol: 0g
Sodium: 0.91g
Total Carbohydrate: 16.4g
Dietary Fiber: 0.56g
Sugars: 13.7g
Protein: 1.1g

Amount Per Servings / % Daily Value
Vitamin B6: 2.9mg - 145%
Vitamin B12: 15mcg - 249%
Vitamin C: 14mg - 23%
Vitamin E: 4.3 IU - 14%
Cakcium: 417mg - 41.7%
Creatine: 190mg
Iron: 0.98mg - 5.54%
Magnesium: 221.45mg- 55%
Phosphrous: 22.15mg - 2.2%
Potassium: 203mg -5.8%
Folic Acid: 16.1mcg - 4%
Selenium: 223.6mcg - 319%
Zinc: 5.81mg -38.7%

With everything in it, it sounds like it would be good for you! Like it might actually tastes decent but the broccoli and ginger combination is what really makes it feel like you're throwing up in a dumpster out back of Red Lobster (and let's include "in the middle of July where the temperature is nearing 100 degrees", just to drive that point home).

The jar that it comes with promised that it was sweet-tasting and provides the "perfect blend of specific fruits and begetables at nine times their normal concetrations together with three essential spices to create the first male supplement ever made publicly available to actually sweeten semen." And while they lied with "sweet tasting", it actually does what it promises.

My wife has told me that my semen has tasted like snot, salt water, fish, expired fruit, cayenne pepper, and her occasional favorite flavor, "shit". I figured that anything was better than any of those flavors so Semenex ought to be worth something. And it improved the taste tenfold. What was the flavor? One night it was pineapples mixed with salt and the next she said it was like butter rum. See, I love her SO much that I drank Semenex not only once, not only twice, but three times for her.

Why did I drink it three times if she only gave me head twice? Semenex will not enhance the taste of your semen for 12 to 24 hours. After24 hours we got the salty pinapple, she was annoyed that there was a salt flavor so instead of her giving me head the next night, we waited an extra day to let it brew a little longer. And even though I did it three nights, only got head twice, one night I got a hand job! Semenex recommends as the first step that you ejaculate at least once before bed time to rid the body of natural tasting semen.

Step 1: About an hour before bed, ejaculate at least once to rid the body of natural-tasting semen.

Step 2: Open SEMENEX container and stir contents thoroughly.

Step 3: Pour 6 ounces of water or other beverage (e.g juice or tea into a lidded container or shaker.

Step 4: Add one serving (two level tablespoons/scoops of Semenex)

Step 5: Close the lid and shake contents vigorously, then drink.

Tips: While SEMENEX will enahnce Semen taste in as little as 12 to 24 hours, it is recommended that you repeat steps 2 to 4 for an additional one to two nights, being careful not to ejaculate further (the human male phsiology takes approximately three days to fully replenish semen supply.

For best results, an additional serving of SEMENEX may also be taken about mid-morning or lunch the following day(s) thereafter. Take no more than two servings per day.

These Statements have not been evaulated by the FDA.

Using Semenex is easy, finding something that it will actually taste good with is hard. I opted for OJ the last night and it was the best solution I could find. The first night was purely water which I shook up furiously inside of the bottle and that made me gag to the point I was dry heaving/retching. It was smooth, not gritty as I had read in another review I found through google- the texture and consistency was fine to stomach.

Because of the repulsive taste, I wondered, is it not supposed to taste this bad, maybe something is off? Unfortunately, it's good till 9/10 so the bad taste isn't from it being expired, it's just a nasty tasting product. A good thing is that it lasts for 12 months once opened so maybe in a few months when I've forgotten just how bad it is, I'll give it another go.

Another downside is that I've had to wait 3 weeks to actually take it. I've been on a low carb (no sugar) diet to drop a quick 20 lbs for my job and the 13.7g's of sugar in Semenex would have set me back. To some it doesn't sound like a lot but my guess, the sugar in this is table sugar and it would have hindered my weight loss progress. I couldn't afford to risk anything so I had to hold off on being able to take this. I don't expect diabetics would fare very well with this product or those that have hypoglycaemia- if you do, Semenex's website actually tells you to consult your doctor.

For now, it's a very expensive luxury item that would I'd be hard pressed to purchase, I'm also quite confident that I can alter the taste of my own cum if I lay off the Mexican food and eat a diet rich in vitamins and fruit (mainly pineapple).

Semenex was an adventure to say the least, and really made me thankful that I never auditioned for Fear Factor because with Semenex, the fear of the taste is the #1 factor why I would not recommend this. However, I'm going to go out on a limb here and recommend this (to those with strong stomachs) because it does actually work. I took it not once but three times and due to how bad it tastes, it's a testament to how much I really love my wife.

$44.99Semenex

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Slither

2009-04-26T20:06:00.000-07:00

TabuToys was kind enough to send me the Silicone Support & Girth Ring. My wife says I have a large dick so I've never felt the need to improve myself in the "size department", however, it's always a good thing to try new experiences and test uncharted waters.

I rather like silicone toys. They're body compatible and phthalates free, I don't necessarily enjoy pumping chemicals into my body so safe sex toys are for me, the equivalent of an organic diet. California Exotic Novelties has started producing more toys in silicone and I'm happy about that because this has been a brand that I've trusted for years. And fortunately, the Silicone Support & Girth Ring was up to par with the rest of their phenomenal products.

The only real issue I had was with its inflexibility and size; its 1 3/4" unstretched diameter was so small that I could not get it on when I was hard! Talk about an impossible fit, it was like trying to cram a soccer ball into the cup on a mini golf course. However, when I was soft, this was quite an impressive product. California Exotics totes that it's promising for men who suffer from ED, I do not, but this ring does have a place in my bed. . .

After I cum, my wife requests that I keep pumping because she has not yet been able to orgasm and requires penetration to achieve it, I try to oblige but my dick always slithers out. With herculean strength, I do all that I can to keep myself inside of her but I fail time and time again. The Silicone Support & Girth Ring makes it possible for me to stay inside of her as it holds my failing cock up and creates the feeling that it is still hard, if only for a little while. I simply slip it over my flaccid cock after orgasm and push my way inside of her until she's finally able to cum, it makes it possible for the sex to last longer, even if it is for her enjoyment only.

This is a product for those women who think their mate cums too quickly, I can admit that my wife has said that on many an occasion; this large cock ring support keeps my wife at bay and fends off any possible fights, it makes our sex life a lot more enjoyable for her and my head hurt a lot less.

Enjoy the Silicone Support & Girth Ring and many other sex toys from TabuToys.com

Ginger Leigh’s Fabulous Shopping Spree

2009-04-23T00:00:00.000-07:00

Win $1,000 worth of products with Ginger Leigh's Fabulous Shopping Spree? Fuck. Yes.

First up, the Peekaboo Pole Dancing Kit. Now many of you would think, why in the fuck would a guy want a stripper pole? To watch my wife wrap her legs around it and slide up and down. I'd sit watching her, silently stroking my cock while she makes magnificent love to it and shows me just how well she can move her gorgeous body. I am a highly visual person; watching her, wanting her, and not being able to touch her would be all I need to get by.

Next up, the Nexus Vibro White. My prostate the very hard to find, very hard to please, central station of my pleasure. Nexus prostate massagers, I've heard, are incredibly effective and this one has been crafted with all the bells and whistles, that will hopefully send my train screaming down the tracks at full speed ahead.

I hear the O2 Revolution calling to me. I want my wife to fuck me, to assert some control and slide a big, soft dildo in my willing ass. But to do that she needs a harness and the Corsette Harness Cheetah Vibrating looks just as wild as she does!

After the rare occasion of her fucking my ass, we'd need to even the playing field with some actual love making. Both the Kama Sutra Earthly Delights Tin and the Gift Set Carnal Pleasures could make me melt. Each are unique in their own way- one with Indian infusion, the other with Japanese. Pleasure balms, oils, desensitizing creams, and sweet body dusts would make for incredible nights of slow kissing and deep caressing- they'd help me to show my softer side to my wife and show just how much I love her.

I may live a vanilla life outside of the bedroom, but once in it, I'm a completely different man and I have a very dark side! The Wide Tip Riding Crop would be an implement that got a lot of use, simply because the design is so simple and the brand is so trusted. Spartacus products have never failed me and the Crop would be perfect for the nights when my wife wants to explore more of her submissive side.

Because I think my wife is beautiful and I only want the best for her, the Lock Red Satin Lined Ankle Cuffs, Locking Red Satin Lined Wrist Cuffs, and Locking 1 1/2 Red Satin Padded Collar would treat her like my princess. I may play Dom but that doesn't mean that I can't spoil her when she's in the role of sub. I love her and this red satin set would be the ultimate present, a reminder of that love and the fact that it locks is a reminder of who has the power.

On nights when my wife isn't around, the Kochi Japanimation Love Doll would be my company. From her cartoon eyes to her tight pussy and ass, I'd definitely have something to keep me busy!

When I'm in dire need of some entertainment, Fuck - 2 DVD set would highlight any dull evening! A 2007 AVN Award Winner on Film for Best Art Direction, Best Cinematography, Best All-Girl Sex Scene, Best Group Sex Scene, and Best Oral Sex Scene would be the type of film to keep me interested from start to finish! And what would I want while I'm watching Fuck 2? Flip A Sista Over By Pipedream. I trust Pipedream products and I've always wanted a chocolate lover. This silicone masturbation sleeve looks like it would be easy to hold, especially when things get a little slippery with some Sex Tarts Lube in Grape Soda. This lube would pull double duty for masturbation and oral sex. Grape Soda would have one hell of a taste, I can only imagine!

And what does my dream wish list total? $988.46! Damn!

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HNT

2009-04-08T21:53:00.000-07:00

My balls. Not that special, just a set of large balls. As a reviewer, I often get stuck with really small cock rings. Even ones that are unstretched at 2 1/4" aren't big enough for me.. I've yet to find a steel ring that I can wear the traditional way that actually fits, maybe someday.

I'm not the only naked dude this week, check out Views from the Back Row to find more of us.

Pony Up

2009-03-30T21:02:00.000-07:00

The Lil' Pony was primary designed to be a positional aid for doggy style. Doggy style seems to be, as of late, our position of choice. My wife will complain her knees hurt or her back hurts if we do it anywhere but the bed, and the Lil' Pony seemed like the opportunity to have sex somewhere other than the bed.

The only other experience I have with bedroom furniture is with Liberator's Ramp and Wedge. The Lil' Pony is vastly different from the Wedge; it's 21" long whereas the Wedge is only 14", it's 10" high whereas the Wedge is 7", and it's only 2.5 lbs whereas the Wedge is 5 lbs. I had difficulties with the Wedge for doggy style, mainly, that it put the point of entry way too low and I had to work my body to be able to reach her pussy. The Wedge was too much work, the Lil' Pony however, made things easy and doggy style something that was rather enjoyable.

I do have a big issue with the Lil' Pony, something that could ultimately be the deciding factor on whether or not you want to purchase this. The triangular corner that your partner straddles and lays their body against is sharp and hard. My wife has a very sensitive abdomen, she doesn't like me touching it, she will even wear loose pants so they don't dig into her waist, and having the Lil' Pony constantly put pressure on her stomach was hard for her. After 5 minutes of use she couldn't take any more discomfort and we had to alter the way we used the pillow.

The foam inside of the Lil' Pony is very stiff and was designed to hold up to rough play and heavy partners but unfortunately, that translates into a pillow that isn't accommodating. The point designed to be straddled is way too sharp, even for people that don't have sensitive abdomens. Not being able to use the Lil' Pony as intended detracted away from it's usefulness. Instead, we opted to position the Lil' Pony under her as we did with the Wedge. In it's defense, it worked a lot better that way as the triangular side under her pelvis was softly rounded as opposed to severely pointed. Instead of her straddling it, we used it to prop her up and put her ass in the air and her breasts flat against the mattress; while this caused less mobility for her, it created the ability for me to have more control.

The cover on this pillow is a very soft water-resistant polysuede that feels a lot nicer than Liberator's choice of cover; it's easy to unzip and wash, and Love Bumper (the manufacturer) sells extra covers that come in an array of colors. This pillow includes a light gray velcro strap to hold a vibrator in place. It can fit vibrators up to 3" in girth and would accommodate even a Hitachi. Simply place your vibrator under the strap and if you can, straddle the pillow and ride and grind away. This strap makes the pillow not only ideal for partner sex but hands-free sex as well.

A plus is that beyond doggy style, your partner can position this between their legs while they lay on their side and you fuck them from behind. This position won't require for either of you to hold her leg up and allows for use of the strap; my wife certainly enjoyed being able to grind her clit against the pillow as her vibrator buzzed away. You can also slide this under your back while your girl rides you, it works especially great this way if you prefer to put your upper back up against the headboard or wall.

While the foam was stiff and not very comfortable, the Lil' Pony did not bend or smoosh under pressure, it really held its shape. This is something that offers a few more options than the Wedge, but not being able to use it as intended was incredibly disappointing; the sharp corner of the Lil' Pon y was ultimately its downfall, and for me, greatly detracts in its appeal.

If the Lil Pony doesn't sound like your perfect positional aid, be sure to check out EdenFantasys' range of Liberator shapes as well as their incredible selection of sex toys.

$99.99Lil' pony

Position pillow by Love bumper

Material: Foam

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HNT

2009-03-18T20:53:00.001-07:00

Gospel of Bondage

2009-03-17T10:40:00.000-07:00

This was my first time choosing restraints and I think I did a pretty damn good job. The Bondage Basics Restraint Kit by Kinklab offered at Edenfantasys was a no-brainer. It had everything a guy could ever want, well, I would have loved to see a collar and leash but hey, I ain't complaining.

While the cost may seem overwhelming, it's an investment that won't break on you, you're bound to get years worth of use out of this kit so in the long run, you're saving yourself the cost of a lot of replacement kits. Once your package arrives and you hold it in your hands it's pretty justifiable. The blindfold and restraints are made out of superb quality leather, the nylon rope is undeniably silky, and the entirety of the kit is incredibly easy to use. Ease of use is the most important thing when it comes to a beginners kit, the second may very well be something that's going to be comfortable with the ability to be worn for a long period of time.

This basics kit comes with four restraints total, two for your wrists and two for your ankles. The the wrist straps adjust from 6" to 9" and the ankle straps adjust from 7 ½" to 12". If you have thin or meaty wrists and ankles these will be comfortable, thicker people need not worry about fit as the Bondage Basics Restraint Kit was designed to accommodate people of all sizes.

The leather on the restraints is hard. The exterior is smooth and underneath is rough and unsanded. There isn't a lot of padding on the sides so while these won't cut into your flesh, they'll dig in a little and will become increasingly uncomfortable as your 'kink session' progresses. If you like to keep your partner squirming in anticipation or by being uncomfortable, you'll absolutely make good use of these. Bondage isn't about keeping things light and gentle, at least for me it isn't, so I do want something with a bite; these weren't extreme but they did keep the pace and matched my tastes of wanting a kit more along the lines of "bad ass".

To secure the restraints on either wrists or ankles; simply match the best fitting notch (not too tight, not too loose) to the end metal tab and pull the strap through it. These are self-keeping, no matter how hard you pull these will not come undone, especially once you've looped the nylon rope through the larger of the two tabs. These are so easy to use I'm quite possible a monkey could secure these to his own wrists or his partner's, and yea, I'm the type of guy that wishes he had a monkey. (If you're familiar with Dane Cook's cd, Retaliation, you'd want a monkey too. Not so much for the awesomeness of the mutual appreciation of bananas but maybe for a duel partner, just throw a suit of armor on him, give him a sword, and do battle.)

The blindfold is padded and the leather is milky soft. It has a wide elastic strap that fits on fairly large heads and does not dig into skin, although it will leave marks if worn for an extended period of time, the good news is the marks fade within a few minutes. It has a large tag that says "Kinklab" which I didn't particularly care for. You can open your eyes and blink while wearing the blindfold, you don't have to squeeze your eyes shut at all times, and unfortunately, this translates into even if your partner aligns the blindfold perfectly over your eyes, you can still see out if you move your head the right way. It's comfortable to wear but being able to see what's going on at times ruins a little bit of the fun; I was like a kid on Christmas, I found my presents and I peeked inside, the fun being ruined was all my fault but I didn't want to be tempted with finding the presents at all. If it had been a little tighter and hugged my face a little better I would have had all visibility restricted.

There is 25 feet of rope. If you don't know how long 25 feet is, it's fucking long~ that should be descriptive enough, lol. You're able to be tied up (or tie your partner up) in a variety of ways. Simply have your lovah make good use out of the restraints by looping the rope through the tabs, and have them tether you to the headboard or give you a little room by securing you to the legs of the bed frame. The rope feels silky against skin and will not burn, even if dragged across your flesh. It leaves marks but that's to be expected of any implement used to bind you.

If you're brand spankin' new to BDSM (speaking of spanking, check out my first paddle review) than the Bondage Basics Restraint Kit offered at Edenfantasys will not disappoint. I'm still learning a lot about the lifestyle, I'm not even sure if I'll ever progress past a few play sessions with my wife. I mean fuck, I'm not even comfortable calling her names beyond "slut" yet, but this is something anyone should invest in if they're longing to take that next step. Even advanced players in the BDSM world are bound to appreciate the quality of the leather blindfold and restraints and the silky texture of the 25' rope.

I'm overall pleased with all included parts and whether you're topping, bottoming, or switching, these restraints are as easy to wear as they are to secure on your partner. This is an attractive kit made for couples that are looking for a little "more" out of their sex life.

Check out Edenfantasys for their incredible range of BDSM equipment and sex toys.

$78.99Bondage basics restraint kit

BDSM kit by Kinklab

Material: Leather / Nylon

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HNT

2009-03-11T22:17:00.000-07:00

I haven't been around lately, we'll blame work. I wanted to make sure I posted an HNT because come to find out, people actually want to see more of me, go figure.

This HNT is an old one, I haven't had any time to take a picture (I'm even a few days behind on a review for Edenfantasys). This was at a friend's 70's themed wedding. My wife, the internet junkie, found me a true to life leisure suit for $9 on Ebay. Yes, I felt like a goofy asshole but because of this genuine suit we won a fondu set for the best dressed couple. I now blame this suit's pants for my inability to have children, lol.

HNT

2009-03-04T22:55:00.002-08:00

My little girl...

Prostate Pleasure

2009-02-27T11:33:00.000-08:00

The Pfun plug by Njoy encompasses a slew of great elements to create one of the best prostate massagers on the market.

If you're new to stainless steel there are a few things to consider. First, it's heavy. At only 4 3/4" inches long, 11 oz is a lot. The plug is rather small and easily fits in the palm of the hand, the only noticeable bulk is the teardrop head. Looks can be deceiving though, the entire weight is compacted into an object that's rather slim, it may look unassuming but when I finally held it I was truly surprised by how heavy it was. I figured it would be hollow stainless steel but it's solid 316 grade stainless steel and that weight conveys both in your ass and out of.

Second, it's cold until you warm it up. It's important to run this under the tap for a minute or put it in a cup full of hot water. If you insert the Pfun plug without attempting to warm it up in any way possible, it's going to be cold. Very, very cold. Naturally, this can be boiled for complete sterilization but don't boil it before use as it will hold the heat for a long while and you may just burn yourself. Also, do not put it in the freezer because believe it or not, frostbite could occur. Stainless steel is conducive to thermal play but it will take 20 minutes or so for the Pfun to reach your desired temperature.

Using the plug is easy and I definitely recommend lube. I prefer Eros Bodyglide, it's a great silicone lubricant that leaves your skin feeling silky and makes the insertion of toys a breeze. The body of the plug is slick and smooth so with the right amount of lube, the toy will slip inside, you may feel a strange adjustment as you get to the second bulge of the shaft but a deep breath will help remedy any obstacles.

The teardrop-shaped head of the plug is narrow and tapered to help the toy ease into your ass, while the initial point of the tip graduates up into a bulbous, voluminous shape, it's not cumbersome. The best thing about the shape is that it did in fact stimulate my prostate. This is the first toy that targeted it, well, honed in like a missile would be more appropriate. I'd like to thank the angled crook of the shaft as it made it possible for the teardrop head to effectively reach and massage my prostate.

One of the best elements to this toy is that it did not try to slip out on it's own, even as I came. Of course, I pulled it out as I was cumming (I do this in hopes to intensify my orgasm) and despite a very liberal application of lubricant it showed resistance because of it's angled shape and the way it curved into my body.

The shaft narrows to a thin, oblong ring which is surprisingly comfortable when nestled between your cheeks. It's also the perfect size for two fingers to fit inside comfortably in order to retrieve the plug. Removal of the Pfun can be uncomfortable; the head is bulbous, so pulling it out, and because the way it naturally just wants to "lock" into your body like a puzzle piece, is like trying to pull a cat out of a tree. Despite the difficulties in taking the plug out, the slick finish is helpful because of the way it naturally wants to glide.

While the Pfun does indeed stimulate and effectively massage the prostate, does not mean it is not without its flaws. I had to remove the plug during sex because one, over stimulation of my prostate had me wanting to cum within a minute (not necessarily a bad thing) and two, the weight made it hard to thrust and pump hard. I had a difficult time maneuvering around in bed; if I moved too much it was uncomfortable because of the sheer heft of the toy, and also, with even the slightest movement, the plug would bump against my prostate causing me to nearly blow my load. I wasn't really able to control my ejaculation with the plug as it pressed against my prostate and when I finally came, it was a very huge orgasm with a lot of vocal expression. My entire body was racked with orgasmic waves and I felt like my prostate had been fully drained, visually inspecting my wife and the sheets afterward, I noticed there was quite a but more ejaculate than usual.

The Pfun is a luxury item. It comes inside a hard box that's made out of a recycled hard wood composite material (think Masonite) and covered in black paper. Inside of the box where the plug sits is a foam insert that's lined with fuschia taffeta. The box is meant to not only keep your toy safe but to display it. The plug, besides being crafted out of medical grade stainless steel, also has a mirror-shine finish which makes it a very nice looking toy- you wouldn't expect something so "pretty" to be designed to go in your ass.

The Pfun far surpassed my expectations, I knew that it was a luxury priced item but I did not think it would live up to its price tag. While the weight was too much for me, the fact that the plug effectively massaged my prostate and had me wanting to cum every time I moved, makes this a toy that deserves a spot inside every guy's sock drawer. While the size may seem large at first, I truly believe this would work well for beginners, just be advised that it's hefty and requires adequate lubrication.

$89.99Pfun plug

Prostate massager by Njoy

Material: Stainless steel

Safety:

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First HNT

2009-02-26T00:18:00.000-08:00

I didn't want to but she made me.

Spank Your Slut

2009-02-16T19:07:00.000-08:00

Watch your girl cozy up with this fleece paddle like she would with your favorite fleece shirt.

This high quality 16" leather and fleece paddle from Edenfantasys (they have a huge range of sex toys) is made by Spartacus, one of the most respected manufacturers of BDSM ware. It's reinforced by spring steel which can be shown in one of the pictures I'm including below.

The most important thing I would like to say, is smack your thigh with the leather side before you use it on your partner. The first time we broke it out I smacked my wife with it not realizing how hard it hit. She actually yelped and her ass was red and angry afterward. It has a bite to it.

The paddle will cut through the air effortlessly and end with a resounding "thwap" against naked skin. It's easy to yield despite it's cumbersome size, and has a leather strap guaranteeing it won't fly out of your hand anytime soon. One issue I had was that it tends to lean towards the fleece side, the padding is about an inch thick so it adds a little bulk causing that side to gravitate downwards. Overall, when weighing it on my postal scale, it was a 0.8 lbs. Really not that much at all making it easy to maneuver, regardless of the size of your hands.

The entirety of the leather used is smooth, there are no rough edges to be found. The fleece is soft and full. When the fleece side is used against flesh it won't hurt. The unpredictability of when you swing with it has the potential to make your partner jump. The best part is not letting your partner know which side you're using. Soft or hard? The ability to mix it up adds a sense of whimsy and mystery to your play.

The surface face of the paddle is about the size of a football so it covers a really good amount of skin. This is definitely something to spank with and works well with really juicy, meaty asses. It will leave imprints of the leather side immediately after having contact with skin but they soon fade. Checking my wife's ass the day after there weren't any telltale signs of our naughty play.

The biggest issue I had is that the fleece attracts lint and hair. Make sure to brush the fleece out before and after play as it will instantly pick up any debris that it can. If you have cats, best of luck to you. lol. Another problem I noticed is that the leather indents, make sure not to store anything on top of the paddle and don't throw it around. Keep it tucked in a drawer with some soft clothing to prevent damage to it. Treat it with respect.

Overall, this is a very, very high quality paddle. There isn't any worry of it breaking, splitting, or splintering like lesser quality paddles anytime soon. This is truly a top notch spanking device that will last you for years. The Paddle fleece by Spartacus is soft and smooth, and is perfect for those brand new to BDSM play or those that have been involved in the lifestyle for years.

$72.99Paddle fleece

Paddle by Spartacus

Material: Leather

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Does a Body good...

2009-02-04T21:22:00.000-08:00

Finding the right lubricant is like finding the right car, the right house, the right job; It's a life decision for those that take their sex seriously.

I'm sure most of us have muddled through with awful lubricants that were too sticky, too dry, too watery, too runny. I have many woes and many bad experiences to share, the majority of those bad experiences included water-based lubricant. Tantus provided me with the solution to the water-based problems I had been having. Like our toys? Try Eros Original Bodyglide. You can purchase both the Bodyglide lubricant and sex toys from Edenfantasys, they're a one stop shop.

The majority of toys I own are Tantus, meaning the majority of those toys are silicone. Silicone toys and silicone lubricants? Am I hearing that right? Tantus uses platinum grade silicone, so they promise that they rarely have a problem with any lubricant. They recommend Eros Bodyglide because it's pure silicone just like their toys. There's still a chance the two could bond and you're left with a gummy mess so it's important to do a spot test beforehand right on the base of the toy. If it stays clean you're good to go.

Why is silicone lubricant so great? "There are no topical body reactions to pure silicone lube. There are no irritations, no allergens and no microbes that can attach to the molecules and grow bacteria." Silicone lubricant will also stay slick, it makes sex wet and slippery, whereas most water-based lubricants dry out and are runny as all hell. What makes Eros so great is that it's velvety. Not only is it long lasting, thin, but it's like liquid velvet.

My wife gave me a hand job the first night it arrived. Usually, she'd have to reapply lube several times, those lubes would be sticky, running, uncomfortable, they'd dry out and I'd be left with chaffing from the moments where there wasn't a liquid barrier between her hand and my cock. A few drops of Eros Bodyglide and she stroked my cock without any issues. Her hand felt like it was wrapped in velvet and afterwards the skin on my cock felt like silk. Everything was satiny smooth because Eros Bodyglide is also marketed as a personal moisturizer and skin conditioner. It promises to leave skin silky soft and smooth, and it certainly delivered on that promise. It was literally the best hand job I've ever received, her silky hand made it feel like an angel had descended with a mission to jerk me off.

The hand job was great and the use with my Tantus toy, Elements Pi, was easy as pie. It made the surface of the toy slick, it easily glided in without any resistance and the lubricant stayed slick on the toy the entire time of use.

And how was anal sex? Ask my wife. She is a huge complainer but she never spoke up in protest once. That right there is enough to leave me feeling very impressed. Helping a woman who's usually given me grief about anal to not say a negative thing about it, fucking priceless.

Ingredients are as follow:
Cyclopentasiloxane (a silicone fluid)
Dimethicone (a silicon-based organic polymer)
Dimethiconol (a type of silicone that feels like silk on the skin)

Eros Original Bodyglide can be purchased at Edenfantasys.com, 3.4 oz for $23.99, 8.5 oz for $48.99, and 16.75 oz for $89.99. Be sure to check out their range of adult toys while you're there!

$48.99Eros original bodyglide

Lubricant by Pjur®

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She says

2009-01-26T00:15:00.000-08:00

She's mad, she says that we don't do it as much as we used to. I say the same thing I always do, "I'm sorry".

This is the cycle we go through. Being married certainly has its plus and minuses. Sometimes you lose sight of the most important things like what brought you together. Sex never used to be an issue, that's because we had it often. As soon as we decreased the frequency is when the majority of our problems started. And the majority of the problems started when she was pregnant. Our son is 4 now, parenthood hasn't been inundated with the same midnight trysts, rolls in the hay for 4, 6, 8 hours, or the inability to speak from grunting and screaming. The first two months we were together I spent so much time on my back and my knees that I forgot how to walk.

To some it would seem the foundation of our relationship was built on sex. Yes, it was a huge part of our self expression but there's more beyond the physical. It just seems that sex was the one thing we'd always do together and as a result, sex is now a huge part of our marriage. Not having sex feels awkward but it's something you have to learn how to manage. If you don't learn to cope than the results are anger, frustration, and hurt feelings. I've learned to cope but my wife has not.

We make sacrifices, we have to. When you love someone if you're too tired, if you have a headache, or if your boss literally consumed your soul that morning in a meeting, you still put out. I'll always put out for her. I'm just trying to find a way to help her cope for the times that I'm not strong enough to sacrifice an hour of sleep for an hour of sex. And until I do, I will be saying "I'm sorry" a lot more often.

Valentine's Day

2009-01-22T15:03:00.000-08:00

Check out all the Valentine's Day deals at Edenfantasys.

Resolved

2008-06-30T18:32:00.000-07:00

The sex toy community may seem large but when there are so few male reviewers, it is easy to spot similarities amongst reviews, as in my case.

There should be honor and integrity amongst writers, we shouldn't feel as if other people have stolen our words or leeched our messages and themes. For all writers, no matter the topic, we include parts of ourselves in the words we type. I include my cock and balls in every review and if I feel another man trying to push his kibbles in bits in with mine, I'm going to get agitated.

The response I received about my recent run in with plagiarism from a fellow reviewer:

Oh wow aaaaa yeah I didn't read your review till just now after Epiphora tweeted about your blog post about this, but I am really sorry they are a lot a like. The new way of reviewing for the description takes away a lot of what you can say about the toys and our toys are a lot a like to start with. I am really sorry though and will make sure to read your reviews before writing mine from now on. If there is any thing you want me to do to fix this accident tell me I would be more then happy to.

We are all adults here, and one of the things about being an adult is holding yourself accountable and responsible for any wrong-doings you may commit. However, to act as if you are just as much a victim as I am and then blame the obvious similarities in our reviews on the new reviewing template, is unfair to me and to the website we review for.

UPDATE 07/01-

With some exceptional communication skills on the part of the reviewing website's program manager this situation was resolved. I have removed the majority of this post to not further insult the website (even though that had never been my intention) or criticize their methods for handling this situation because within 24 hours they made everything right again.

This goes out to any and all reviewers for any and all sites; PLEASE do not copy other's reviews or even steal segments out of their reviews, we work long hours to produce quality reviews and to have someone steal half of our content within a few minutes time is insulting and demeaning.

Thank you.

Average Joe

2007-11-06T10:30:00.000-08:00

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