I'm Kathy

Happy New Year, Lovelies!

2012-01-01T02:02:00.001-08:00

Lovelies, year new happy.

1st, if you were wondering why I haven't talked about Brownies (he's my brother's then mine's dog), we gave him away. Our old landlord was allergic of dogs and since he's the noisiest, he was the 1st candidate.

It was heartbreaking as we gave him to my mom's friend. However, knowing he's enjoying his stay there, we didn't take him back. He loves his new owners. Since he's happy, we're happy. I do miss him, sometimes. He's part of Droggies, after all.

By the time we gave him though, my brother bought another dog which is Yuwie.

Remember this story?

The bad news: when the landlord became an ass and told us they're allergic of dogs blah blah which led to...

The good news: when we planned on moving for many different reasons one of them having Brownies back. But since his new owners love him so, we let them have him.

Honestly, I want Brownies back. But right now, he can have his adventure.

2nd, remember G? The dog who fought Yuwie? Who likes to hug strangers? I gots a pic of him!

3rd, I made a new site, AGAIN. Idk the deal about me and websites. I find building them fascinating and challenging.

This new one fershers.com isn't so new. Domain was sitting idly since June. I decided to make a use of it in the name of fun.

What's fershers.com?

A blog about umm. Look, I find lots of things hilarious but don't bother to blog MOST of them because... no big deal. And since imkathy.com centers about me, I mostly talk about myself and the things that revolve around me, funny or not. imkathy.com can't be the ideal place where I make fun of stuff and dump stuff I find hilarious (I have a complicated kind of humor. I don't even know what it's called. It's that complicated).

So, fershers.com is born.

A place in the name of fun. No excuses, just pure excuses-free. Home of shenanigans teeheeheehehehehe. Whatever that's not imkathy.com or goradde.com.

~~Fun~~ Serious fact: imkathy.com has become my boring online journal. I can't even say one funny thing here. Idk what happened to the vibe in here. It's gotten serious and more selfish. Hey Kathy, just look at your domain name, SERIOUS AND MORE SELFISH? WHAT A SURPISE! But I still love you, imkathy.com. I love you too much that I'm talking to myself. You will always be my boring online journal with pics!

To more fun, adventure and learnings.

Cheers!

HAPPY SERIOUS AND MORE SELFISH NEW YEAR!!!

Crotch grab!

How’s Your Christmas?

2011-12-25T02:15:00.001-08:00

Mine was a blast. With all those kids throwing firecrackers at us upon going to church and I was giving them the "throw that shit to me and I'm gonna cut your head off" look. Apparently, they didn't take that seriously because it's Christmas, it's acceptable to be a shithead.

When we reached to the church, the place was dark. Mass was over at 9:30pm. We arrived at 10pm ish. Tough luck. So we went to IT park and drank smoothies. What more fun way to celebrate Christmas than in a coffee shop!

We talked, laughed, gossiped, laughed some more. Normal family stuff during Christmas.

When we reached home, our neighbor tenant and his dog were watching them firecrackers. The dog was some kinda terrier. His name was "Georgie?/Georgien?/Jorjin?" or "G" for short. He was big, as tall as my tummy and friendly. My brother called him "a giant monkey." He likes to hug strangers.

When we opened the door to spend Christmas inside, all hell broke loose.

Don Goliath and Yuwie hurriedly went out. Don Goliath saw G and backed out. Yuwie saw G and ATTACKED him. Yuwie was 1/8 the size of G. Can you imagine the terror?

The 2 brave dogs fought like they've never fought before. I was screaming. I don't know what the others were doing. I can tell they were screaming, too. It was like watching the biblical battle of David vs Goliath but in our case, David was losing hard.

My brother daringly grabbed G's chain then picked up poor Yuwie. Thankfully, Yuwie was unwounded. His clothes protected him from the furious teeth of G. When we examined him closely, a small part of his back had a loss of hair. In our theory, G had bitten Yuwie but thanks to his clothes, G's teeth hadn't penetrated his skin deeply. Just the hair.

My brother called G "a crazy giant monkey" that time.

We were all shocked.

When we went inside, we checked Yuwie more thoroughly. He's okay. Not hurting. Thank God of all heavens! Hallelujah!

We ate and ate. Then I went upstairs and wasted time on Youtube. Nigahiga, you are one insane niga. I spent 4 hours on your channel. LOLOLOLing like a crazy monkey. See what I did thur?

Before going to bed, I group greeted (and reminded the P word. As in PRESENTS to) my friends.

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On December 25 (today), I bathed Don Goliath and made love to the internets.

No, don't say it. No nooooooo. Your Christmas sucks. I know. :(

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Some pix:

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How’s YOUR Christmas, punchkins?

Greetings, Yall

2011-12-24T01:18:00.001-08:00

We've finally moved!

This Christmas is our first Christmas in our new place. Very exciting if you ask me.

During our movement, we've segregated our extra and unused stuff to be given out to the less privileged. Coincidentally, Typhoon Sendong victims are in dire need of food, clothing, etc. And iStorya.net is doing a donation drive for the victims. Good call, iStorya.

I'm calling everyone who lives in the Philippines (or abroad) to please help donate whatever. The littlest things mean a lot to these victims.

GMA Kapuso Foundation has extended their arms to those who are in need, as well.

More ways to help can be found here.

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On a different note, this is my new little corner.

Putting a check mark on my whiteboard for every hottie I see on the road. JK. But that would be fun to do since I see everything from here. By everything, I meant the trees and rooftops. Wooo nature.

And yes, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

One Multi-Talented Asian Kid

2011-12-15T02:13:00.001-08:00

Once upon a sunny day.

He can sexy dance, too.

via imgur

To The Progress Of Globalization

2011-12-09T00:44:00.001-08:00

Just little updates from what's happening around my world. They're significant to the progress of globalization so I made sure I can post this in case of emergency.

I'm beginning to like Yuwie more than Goliath. He's very playful and hyper. A member of DODO (Dogs On Drugs Organization). If there's any. While Goliath's your average lazy spoiled princess who does nothing but lick his crotch.
This month, we're moving to a new apartment. The plan was for my brother, mom and me to go on separate ways. Different apartments, different lives. But my brother acted like a baby and insisted we live in THE SAME APARTMENT. I was against the idea first, but the grown ups are paying for the monthly rent and I only have to pay the electric billz. Well, awesome. (In the Philippines, kids live with their parents until they get married. It's tradition. Some live with their parents even after getting married. Some, rarely, live away for whatever purposes. I want to experience the latter, hopefully, soon.)
I'll be MIA in the next few days as we're in the process of movement (My friend and I picked the term "movement" instead of "moving" because it sounds like I'm part of some social uprising).
It's nice to see people being generous and helpful this holiday season. It would be nicer if they do it all the time.
Have you bought my present yet? Well, you should. It's mandatory.
Merry Christmas! In case we're all gonna be busy drinking ourselves into oblivion and forget to greet each other.

Awwwww.

Trust No One

2011-12-04T01:14:00.001-08:00

Especially if they're too nice and look like this.

It's a trap.

Run.

And WTF Beaver. Why would you murder such classic of a song?

Learn from the big boys. Like Josh Groban. Yes, be overdramatic. Real men are like that.

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Sorry guys. Just had to get that off my chest. Just lost 10 lbs in my left boob.

Lazying In The Deep

2011-11-28T04:19:00.001-08:00

Guess what I did today? Nothing.

I'm thinking of postponing my next tooth-pulling session next next week. THIS WEEK IS SUPER lame.

Abstract art made with Penultimate.

My schedule of facing danger again and more loops of boredom will be tomorrow.

While I was busy not enjoying my lazy days, I made a checklist of the things (that’s already happening) that’ll happen if I decide to pursue my schedule.

✓ Do nothing.

✓ Don't carry Goliath 'cause his head alone weighs 50 lbs. Blood will spurt out of your mouth if you insist.

✓ Talk 140 characters at a time or blood will spurt out of your mouth.

✓ Or just shut up, all the time.

✓ Don't laugh.

✓ Don't work out or exercise, wait next year.

✓ NO MASSAGE SESSIONS UNTIL NEXT YEAR.

✓ Take your meds after every meal. Everytime you forget, your poor gums sting until you take your meds.

✓ Don't clean your room. You wanna do it right now? Don't.

✓ Sometimes, you think people are just messing with you and you can actually do all of the things above.

✓ You want to flip over your apartment and let all hell break loose. Instead, you're sitting there being lazy because it's the right thing to do.

My decision:

NO. I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE DENTIST TOMORROW. I'M SCARED OF THE CROWBAR OR SOMETHING BUT I'M MORE SCARED OF THE BOREDOM I HAVE TO GO THROUGH POST-PULLING.

The thought of eating ice cream to my heart's desire with the approval of a dentist was wonderful. At first.

The thought of no work, TV all day, texting 24/7, fun fun fun wasn't so fun after all.

Maybe I'll see my dentist sometime in December. But not now. I'm in the verge of dying from idleness. I'd read a book but I don't like books.

Last book I read was Timothy Feriss' The 4-Hour Workweek. Interesting book. I started reading it last um September and I'm still on page 54.

Timothy Feriss must've written it after getting his tooth pulled out. Or he's just a deep person. Deep people are awesome.

"What is the opposite of happiness? Sadness? No... boredom."

A Bitesize Story

2011-11-27T01:11:00.001-08:00

Last November 22, I woke up early 12pm ish to get my teeth pulled out.

Arrived at dentist clinic by 2pm ish.

Before going inside the clinic, a street boy yelled "Gwapa lagi ka te." Meaning "Girl, you be pretty." He yelled twice 'cause I pretended I didn't hear.

Signed papers at clinic.

Dentist said only 1 tooth will be pulled that day or I'll die. Apparently, 2 teeth on opposite sides can't be pulled out at the same time. Whatever, chicken.

Round 1. Shot of anesthesia. Using a small crowbar or something. Nope. Tooth still there.

Round 2. Another shot of anesthesia. Can't feel my face, lips, tongue, everythang. Using a bigger crowbar or something. Nope. Got scared and thought I probably looked like a platypus.

Round 3.
Dentist (to his assistant): Hold her face.
Me: Oh shit, I'm gonna die looking like a fucking platypus.
Dentist: Let's make it dance.
Me: .....Is my jaw still attached....?.....
Dentist: Done.
Me: -Is alive.

After the deadly situation, I looked in the mirror right away. My face looked normal. So that's what anesthesias do. Making people think they look shittier than they already do.

Dentist: You look pale.
Me: Haha I got a little scared. No shit, I wasn't wearing waterproof makeup.
Dentist: So, you have to come back next week for your other tooth.
Me: SURELY.

I signed some papers again, blah de shobedoo, went home, tweeted how awesome my tooth-pulling experience was.

If you're wondering, these 2 bad(ass) teeth are located at the back of my mouth. Thankfully. I'm too young to look like a crackhead.

AND LOOK.

I'm lovin' it. (Definitely not related to the above story)

Whenever I crave for some fat food, I'll just stare at those cutesies and my cravings will be gone. Probably.

Comments Are Now Re-Opened

2011-11-16T02:56:00.001-08:00

If you haven't noticed but you probably did, didn't you? My comments section were temporarily closed.

The initial plan was to re-open them on January 2013 when I probably won't be as busy as these days. I could've kept the comments section open but everyone (2 or 3 people) got used to me responding to every comment posted and I thought it'd be rude if I stop responding to them altogether.

Until recently, a reader emailed me saying I should enable comments "just in case." What's funny is, this reader hasn't commented on my blog before, ever. I asked why and if she hated me, she replied, "I don't have anything witty to say."

Folks, my comments section was (is and will be) like my neighbor's mom, open for everyone.

And since I'm opening my comments section again, I have a few forewarnings:

1. I won't be able to respond to your comments. Not because I don't like your floral pants but I'm just busy and my little project is my priority right now. Unless it requires immediate smartassness, I'll be found hanging out in Goradde's crib.

2. There's no prerequisite or whatever difficult terms before posting a comment. A simple "hi smd" is worth a thousand words.

3. If you have nothing nice to say, say it anyway. I'm Kathy believes in democracy. However, if you go out of your way to insult my citizens and me, I'm gonna find you and beat the shit out of your pillow.

4. I'll read all your comments. With a british accent in my head.

5. I'd appreciate it if you spare a lil of your time on my lil project.

Have a kickass day.

I'm Busy Cleaning And Don Goliath's Busy Watching

2011-11-15T03:11:00.001-08:00

You know, those sayings about how pets adapt to their master's personality and looks, are completely false.

I trained my dog, Goliath, to be hardworking, friendly, appreciative, tidy, respectful and pure.

As he was growing up, it's a cold hard slap to the face as he endlessly barks with the hint of "Bitch, I'm gonna eat you alive" to our visitors.

I don't know where I've gone wrong. I've forgiven him for humping his brother because I learned it's part of life.

He stopped peeing on our new furnitures because we don't have anything new. I can see his improvement since we have a new dog and he hasn't peed on him yet.

Let's call this new dog "Yuwie". I don't like his name but it reminds me of "Army Men: Air Attack" which brings back good childhood memories. Army Men: Air Attack was a helicopter playstation game and whenever they fire missiles, they go "Huawei!" or something like that. Kind of gay, really. My cousins loved it.

So one time, the dogs got super excited to see this lovely lady (AHEM) when I heard a tiny scream from Yuwie. Goliath accidentally sat on Yuwie's head. Knowing Goliath, I'm sure that wasn't an accident. I saw his bitchface as he walked away pretending his butt didn't make no sin.

I'm just gonna go listen to Borgore and cry a river for breeding such a spoiled ~~drama queen~~ princess.

EDIT: Don Goliath likes being called a princess.

Happy 11.11.11

2011-11-11T03:10:00.001-08:00

Nothing important.

Just wanna say I love you all.

Happy 11.11.11

Because It’s Damn Awesome

2011-11-06T02:44:00.001-08:00

Recently, I bought a white iPad 2 because it's nice and useful. I shouldn't have waited too long because it is indeed nice and useful.

Here's the unboxing photos:

Recent screenshots:

Wallpaper from Simple Desktops

I've downloaded 3 games so far:

Modern Combat 3: Fallen Nation

Because it's damn awesome. Oh God, when did I become so... not so ladylike. Oh I know, since I played MC2. I'm just a girl sitting in front of my iPad blowing brains out.

Starfont: Collision HD

Reminds me of StarCraft. StarCraft was the first game I played on our old pc that shuts down every 2 hours circa 2000.

Zynga Poker

I LOVE POKER.

Apps that I love include:

Atomic Web Browser

Far better than Safari.

Flipboard

Stunning virtual magazine for blogs and sites. Integrates with Google Reader.

Evernote

Syncs notes.

PCalc Lite

Handy calculator app.

GarageBand

Really fun. This is a song I made with Smart Drums.

Twitter

Well, yeah.

Facebook

Well another, yeah.

iBooks

Stanza is fried on iOS 5 so this is a good replacement.

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Somewhere before November 6, my brother bought Yuwie (however it's spelled) --a chihuahua. It's a big bully to Goliath and Brownies who are 100x bigger than him.

Also before November 6, I received an earth-shattering, ground-breaking bad news disguised as one motherfucking brilliant news.

I can't say anything about it yet. I have to wait til this news becomes one ass-munching motherload of liquid heaven news. Right now, it's still one pit of horrendous stench of a news.

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Christmas is fast approaching and gifts are still unbought. My list is kinda long. Budget is short. I heard they sell a pack of underwear for P200 ($4).

Teehee

2011-10-22T03:25:00.001-07:00

Holy Broccoli, I want an iPad 2.

Before, I thought it was awesome if someone gave me an iPad 2 out of nowhere because they have extra cash to spare and like my shiny hair. I'll wholeheartedly accept it. Now, I really want one.

Image courtesy of Engadget

MMMMMMMM beautiful.

If I don't have 3 kids, 2 husbands and 2 callboys to feed, I'd be spending carelessly on material things.*

*I don't have such yet I'm not spending carelessly on material things. I need a suga daddy.

Also, I'm temporarily disabling comments on this blog. I'm kind of busy and won't have much time to reply to 2 or 3 comments here. If you want to drop your awesome thoughts tho, you can check out Goradde. Or tweet me.

In the meantime, go check these homies. They're more awesome than me.

A “Lee Min Hot” Boy

2011-10-17T02:06:00.001-07:00

I think I have a huge crush on Lee Min Ho.

Fuck.

Who knew this day would ever come? How are we supposed to say romantic nothings to each other when we don't understand each other? Fucking attractive piece of shit. Just kidding, snookums.

Anyway, I want City Hunter Season 2 ASAP. I love that show to pieces. Everything is perfect. Even that fat, semi-bald dude who spends his day wasting money on kitchen utensils.

Man after watching such bomb of a TV show, I don't think I can watch Jersey Shore again. It'll be like kissing a guy after (him) eating my dog's ass.

I've been listening to City Hunter's OST over and over. I can tell my heart has been wider by 2cm since.

I'm so very much attached to this show. I wouldn't be surprised if I fill this blog with City Hunter posts til 2012 (if we’re still alive). I've finally found my guilty pleasure.

Look world, I'm a grown up now. I've become so fucking mature and lame.

In fact, I wore my new heels whilst cleaning my room today. Like a grown up.

Just Sittin Here Havin Feelings

2011-10-13T01:52:00.001-07:00

Because this is such a dramatic post with dramatic songs and I'm feeling dramatic right now, I'll let you in on a dramatic convo I had, days ago.

While watching some tearjerker TV show.

Me: LOL are you crying?

Important Person: No... You're the only person that can make me cry.

Me: ...

Just random scary remarks. They scare me.

In semi-related news, I miss watching my NEWEST FAVORITEST TV SHOW I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WITHOUT SUBTITLES BECAUSE IT'S FOREIGN, KOREAN TO BE EXACT.

I'M JUST SITTIN HERE WATCHIN YOUTUBE VIDEOS OF CITY HUNTER'S OST. I DOWNLOADED THE OST BUT I UNDERSTAND NONE OF THEM SO THANK YOUTUBE FOR THE ENGLISH TRANSLATION OF LYRICS.

I LOVE THIS SONG.

AND THIS.

ESPECIALLY THIS.

JUST SITTIN HERE HAVIN FEELINGS.

I Should Stop Burning Food

2011-10-07T23:36:00.001-07:00

Added to my New Year’s Resorbolustions.*

*Hard to spell obscure stuff.

Dream About Suits

2011-09-30T00:51:00.001-07:00

You know, Suits, the TV show.

What's odd is this is my first time to dream about a TV show.

The dream goes like this:

Jessica announced that the United States will experience a major blackout at 4AM.

Meanwhile, Harvey was driving his JELLYMOBILE underwater. It looks like this with a curve front, transparent everything with a dash of red.

The power went out and so did Harvey's JELLYMOBILE’s engine. So he sank deeper. I can see the fear in his eyes thru the transparency of his mobile.

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On the next episode, everyone was indifferent to whatshisface's whereabouts.

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There's a scene where I was there. In our parish. Where they held the trial. Concerning an ex president. When the trial has officially begun, this ex president uttered, "George Bush was guilty, Harvey. It's not about the sales, it's about the seller." Harvey announced, "I'm done here. I'll sign the somelawpaper." The ex president smiled.

(The scene was held in a Philippine parish yet most of the characters were white. The parish will hold its annual fiesta this October)

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On the next episode, Harvey managed to get out of his JELLYMOBILE. He swam up and saw a giant seawall. Mike was there. He cried for help. The bastard didn't hear. He swam from where his JELLYMOBILE sank to the seawall which was like 100 miles away.

When Harvey reached the seawall, he gave Mike a cold stare. Mike gave the "where u been? u ok?" look.

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Weird dream, man.

This Song Makes My Heart Melt

2011-09-17T21:54:00.001-07:00

(I have a heart, really)

Like how you looked at me with your soul piercing eyes.

Like how my name was dancing across your pupils, boo, you're my soulmate.

Like how we played dodgeball in the dark with bowling balls.

Like how we mixed our beer with pure gasoline because we're hardcore.

Like how we spent 24 hours of passionate baby making.

Like how your goodbye cut into me like a heated knife cuts into butter.

Like how our dreams were sealed in a dream jar. Who stole the dream from the dream jar? You stole the dream from the dream jar. Who me? Yes, you. Couldn't be. Then who?

I Love Sundays

2011-09-12T01:32:00.001-07:00

Last Sunday, I lured my mom into leaving yahoo mail because it's so 50s. She thinks the 50s were cool so I told her if getting locked out and hacked is cool then stick to yahoo. Partially convinced, she signed up on gmail.com. I told her to pick another username besides her ancient one on yahoo.

As she was shouting out loud her desired usernames for me to yay or nay, I couldn't help but laugh at such bizarre choices.

I grabbed a pen and paper and listed them:

honesty
friendship
blueeagle
whitedove
bluewhitedove
bluewhite
ting
tamdog
tamdove
bluetam
blueeaglewhite
bluewhiteeagle
bikoputo
bikobudbud
bikobingka
bikotamis

Our chosen username was undoubtedly awesome. Which I can't share for privacy reasons.

Upon facing the security question, she said, "Help me decide my question, dear." To which I politely replied, "Choose the 'Write my own question' option. Then type 'where did you spend your first honeymoon?'" My brother hurriedly interrupted, "How about 'when did you lose your virginity?'" We both laughed except mom.

I love Sundays.

Workouts Are Strictly For Superheroes

2011-09-06T00:30:00.001-07:00

I just finished my 28 day workout with the aim of shedding off 10 lbs.

With all the keeping track of foods, duration of workouts, calories burned on the treadmill, I can safely say this is the realest workout shit I've ever done.

In the back of my mind, I knew I didn't give my all. Hell, I was watching TV while on the treadmill, most of the time. I'd look at the little treadmill monitor, thinking, "Oh, I'm almost there" "I'm done already?" "What just happened? Is this real life?"

My dedication left me.

If I was dedication, I'd leave myself, too. I promised not to drink during my rigorous workout period. Yet, I did. Whoever invented vodka must be shot. Kidding, love you. The vodka not the inventor.

All is said and done. No time for regrets. Plenty of time to keep hustlin. "Winners never quit. Quitters never win."* existed for a reason. Whatever the reason is. Elizabezzle probably knows, she wrote about it.

*My motto on our high school yearbook.

Did I tell you already how much lbs I've lost? A whopping 2 lbs. The exact equivalent of 2 trips to the restroom.

If you're like me, struggling to tone your bod or failing to lose 200+ lbs, I have 2 words for you "Push harder." It's all about pushing your limits. And remember, lifting the spoon loaded with chocolate cake to your mouth doesn't count as a workout.

I wanted to cut this short, however, the urge to share my love and hate for workouts is furiously boiling inside of me. Must let it out. Make this post hot and wet. Pun intended, fuckers.

HATE:

1. Snickers/running shoes - Am I the only one who doesn't like snickers? Please, say yes so I'll feel special. My feet feel hot and bothered while wearing them. And not in a good way.

2. Feeling beaten up and gang banged post-workout - I just wanna sleep a la Sleeping Beauty after riding that pimp of a treadmill.

3. No liquor - Personal choice. I mean, don't you feel guilty after your first shot of tequila knowing your head will be making out with the toilet bowl later? Thus, lazy day the next day. Too lazy to breathe and workout.

4. No junk foods - "Okay, you can eat ice cream but 5 scoops only, 1 bowl of potato chips, not soup bowls, sauce bowls, per month. You complaining? Eat an apple."

LOVE:

1. Refreshing, results to a great body, ego and confidence boost, guy next in line will fall in love with your butt, he'll get your number, take you to dinner and admire your butt, watch The Notebook, make love in an abandoned house, get married, pop babies, die happy. - No explanation needed because it'll blow your mind.

RIP: My Last Body Toning Update

2011-09-01T03:58:00.001-07:00

You can totally skip this post. I won't get mad. I'd be more mad at myself if you sit through all of this shit.

Made it a point to post these body toning updates on my blog to... to... yeah, why? I don't have a specific reason. Do you like cake?

Image credit

(Or you can directly scroll down to the bottomest for the good stuff)

Part 1: Burned a total of 2 cal on day 1.

Part 2: Wrestling with the bipolar weather.

August 7
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 1 siopao. Pineapple juice.
Snacks: Special bingka. Potato chips.
Dinner: Ube bread. Honey stars cereal + fresh milk.

August 8
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 1 chorizo. 1 fried egg. 1 cup of rice. Green tea.
Snacks: Mangoes, grapes.
Dinner: 2 siomai. 1 cup of rice. 1 siopao.
Duration of workout: 40 mins
Fave background music of the day: Watching TV
Amount of calories burned: 48 cal
Color of boxer shorts: Red
Amount of makeup used: 0 grams

August 9
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 1 chorizo. 1 fried egg. 1 cup of rice.
Snacks: Ham and egg sandwich. Pineapple juice.
Dinner: 1 siomai. 1 cup of rice. Pineapple juice.

August 10
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 1 scrambled egg. Tuna. Pork. 1 cup of rice.
Snacks: Grapes. Onion rings. Dozens of home cooked fishballs. Pineapple juice.
Dinner: 1 fried chicken. 1 cup of rice.
Duration of workout: 36 mins
Fave background music of the day: Watching TV
Amount of calories burned: 42 cal
Color of boxer shorts: Red
Amount of makeup used: 0 grams

August 11
Foods I ate:
Brunch: Ginaling. 1 cup of rice. Green tea.
Snacks: Chicken salad.
Dinner: 2 pieces of chicken legs. 2 cups of rice. Banana.
Snacks: 3 pan de leche.

August 12
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 4 egg sandwiches. 1 banana. Pineapple juice.
Snacks: Apple. Soya milk.
Dinner: 5 nuggets.1 cup of rice.
Duration of workout: 15 mins
Fave background music of the day: Watching TV
Amount of calories burned: 21 cal
Color of boxer shorts: Hot pink
Amount of makeup used: 0 grams

August 13
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 1 chorizo. 1 cup of rice. Green tea.
Snacks: Apple. 13 home cooked fishballs. 1 squid roll.
Dinner: 1 chorizo. 1 cup of rice. 8 home cooked tempuras.

August 14
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 2 and a half chorizo. 2 and a half cups of rice.
Snacks: 1 apple. 8 home cooked fishballs. 6 tempuras. Pineapple juice.
Dinner: Omelelette.
Duration of workout: 32 mins
Fave background music of the day: Watching TV
Amount of calories burned: 38 cal
Color of boxer shorts: Pink
Amount of makeup used: 0 grams

August 15
Foods I ate:
Brunch: Steamed pork. 1 cup of rice.
Snacks: Apple. 2 pandesals.
Dinner: 1 chicken leg. 1 cup of rice. Half pint mango ice cream.

August 16
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 17 home cooked fishballs. Pineapple juice.
Snacks: Grapes. Pineapples. Jackfruits.
Dinner: Chicken. Half plate spaghetti. 1 cup of rice. Mangoes.
Duration of workout: 20 mins
Fave background music of the day: Watching TV
Amount of calories burned: 20 cals
Color of boxer shorts: Black
Amount of makeup used: 0 grams

August 17
Foods I ate:
Brunch: Steamed fish. 1 fried egg. 1 cup of rice. Red tea.
Snacks: Fruit salad. Onion rings.
Dinner: Chicken. 1 cup of rice. 1 drumstick ice cream.

August 18
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 1 chorizo. 1 cup of rice. Red tea.
Snacks: 7 home cooked tempuras.
Dinner: Chicken. 1 cup of rice. Fruit salad.

August 19
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 1 sausage. 1 fried egg. 1 cup of rice.
Snacks: 8 home cooked fishballs and 6 tempuras.
Dinner: Super deep fried chicken. 1 cup of rice.
Duration of workout: 33 mins
Fave background music of the day: Watching TV
Amount of calories burned: 40 cal
Color of boxer shorts: Black
Amount of makeup used: 0 grams

August 20
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 1 sausage. 1 cup of rice. Red tea.
Snacks: Apples.
Dinner: Chicken. 1 cup of rice. Pineapple juice.
Snacks: Half cheese bread.

August 21
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 1 sausage. 1 cup of rice. Red tea.
Snacks: 2 regular bread. 1 banana.
Dinner: Chicken. 1 cup of rice. Ice cream.

August 22
Foods I ate:
Pre bfast: Camote.
Brunch: 1 fish. Chicken. 1 cup of rice. Ice cream. Half banana.
Snacks: Apple.
Dinner: Deep fried chicken. 1 cup of rice.

August 23
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 1 chorizo. 1 fried egg. 1 cup of rice.
Snacks: Apple.
Dinner: Chili bbq potato corner fries. Goldilocks siopao.

August 24
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 1 sausage. 1 cup of rice.
Snacks: NA
Dinner: Nachos. Mango juice. Absolut vodka.

August 25
Foods I ate:
Brunch: Pork & beans.
Snacks: NA
Dinner: 11 home cooked tempuras. 4 home cooked fishballs. 1 siopao. Some sweet bread. 1 glass of coke.

August 26
Foods I ate:
Brunch: Beef. 1 hard boiled egg. Bola2x. 1 cup of rice.
Snacks: Choco ice cream.
Dinner: Nilagpad. 1 fried egg. 1 cup of rice. Tanduay ice.

August 27
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 1 chorizo. 1 fried egg. 1 cup of rice. Red tea.
Snacks: Potato chips. Ice cream.
Dinner: Chili bbq potato corner fries. Pineapple juice.

August 28
Foods I ate:
Brunch: Chicken. 1 hard boiled egg. 2 cups of rice. Red tea.
Snacks: 2 kitkats.
Dinner: Blue bay tuna (adobo). 1 cup of rice. 1 glass of coke.
Snacks: 2 peanut butter sandwiches.

August 29
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 1 sausage. 1 cup of rice. Coffee.
Snacks: 4 peanut butter sandwiches.
Dinner: Chicken bbq. 1 cup of rice.

August 30
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 3 peanut butter sandwiches. Coffee.
Snacks: Potato chips.
Dinner: Cheese, garlic and chili bb potato corner fries. Pineapple juice.

August 31
Foods I ate:
Brunch: Bola2x. 1 cup of rice. Red tea.
Snacks: Apple.
Dinner: Fried chicken. 1 cup of rice. 1 can of soda.
Duration of workout:
20 mins - kettebells
10 mins - treadmill
Fave background music of the day: Katy Perry - I'm Still Breathing
Amount of calories burned (on treadmill): 12.6 cal
Color of boxer shorts: Purple
Amount of makeup used: 0 grams

If you bothered to reach this point, here's a video of Lady Gaga falling off the piano. No reason. (LOL)

I'll be sharing the result of this body toning madness on my next post. How many lbs I've lost and stuff I only care about.

I'd still be toning my body but no longer posting the updates here. Really, I don't think anyone would like to know the foods I ate or color of my boxers. It's green and I didn't work out today.

Whatever, Man

2011-08-28T22:44:00.001-07:00

Junk:

Man at poker table: I'll give you chips if you flirt with me.
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahaha.…. -straight face-

Junkier:

Junkiest:

This was clearer on my cam. Ignore the laughs of my adoring fans. They're just jealous of my terrible drumming skills. Clearly.

Shawty, You Can't Handle This

2011-08-17T05:31:00.001-07:00

Robyn's Dancing On My Own is blaring in front of me. Almost at full volume. I need distractions to think.

I've acquired this trait back in my school days where I study while watching TV. When my study sessions reach over midnight, I would blare music to stay awake and concentrate.

Sometimes, when using the comp, I jam to rap to get pumped up. That explains why some of my posts look like bursts of raging black hormones.

I'm secretly black.

1. My heroes are: Nicki Minaj, Beyonce and Tyra Banks.
2. I have a big butt.
3. I have nigger lips.
4. I like rap and rnb.
~~5. My soul is black.~~
5. I like chicken.

Find me. Circa 2007.

Because of such phenomenon, I labeled myself an asiagger. Pronounced as ey-shugger. An asiagger is similar to a wigger, but filthier and more awesome.

According to Brother Number One from urbandic, a wigger is:

"A White Kid pretending to act like hes Black, s/he has appalling spelling and grammar skills and usually finds it hard to speak proper english."

Hes should have an apostrophe. Brother Number One is obviously a wigger.

I was delighted to know Taylor Swift was a thug in her past life.

That was dope. Makes me proud of my inner roots. Also, Elizabezzle from Flourish In Progress is one hardcore biatch. I love her already. She talks about clans, gangsters and thugs. So much respect. Represent.

I was gonna post more body toning updates but I misplaced my copy of records. I'm praying my dogs have nothing to do with its disappearance. Or else. :(

So, to fill the void of body toning updates, shoot me with your best rap. Go.

A Poem Called Sixty Nine

2011-08-11T03:50:00.001-07:00

69% of bloggers have written poems on their blogs. One heartfelt poem won't hurt imkathy.com's reputation. Would it?

Sixty Nine

Hello world,
What can I do for you today?
What can you do for me today?
What can we do to each other today?

Bow.

Also, meet my new friend Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan Nyan...

Also #2, Brownies and Goliath, the star of Droggies are on twitter. You're free to follow their shenanigans.

Also #3, mom got sick yesterday and I was babysitting her. She got well today. Surprised me, really. I didn't know I have mad caring skills. Why, I could be a babysitter. Ugh kids. Nvm.

Her fast recovery was prolly because of her and my friends' prayers. Hallelujah.

Also #3.5, yesterday, I was watching TV when mom woke up from her nap. Minutes later, she asked "No more horse with scales?" She was talking about Saphira. The dragon from Eragon.

My Nose Is Full: Body Toning Day 2, 3 And 4

2011-08-07T00:35:00.001-07:00

Oh God. What's up with my nose? Or what’s inside my nose?

The weather's bipolar again. What happened to my nose? It's stuffed again.

Anywho, some body toning updates:

IMPORTANT INFOS:

August 4
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 1 chorizo. 1 fried egg. 1 cup of rice. Green tea.
Snacks: Blueberry yogurt.
Dinner: Vienna ham & egg sammich. Fresh milk.
Duration of workout: 30 mins
Fave background music of the day: None, was watching TV
Amount of calories burned: 35 cal
Color of boxer shorts: Red
Amount of makeup used: 0 grams

August 5
Foods I ate:
Brunch: Tuna. 1 fried egg. 1 cup of rice. Green tea.
Snacks: 1 small plate of spaghetti. Half McDonald's regular burger.
Dinner: 1 bola-bola. 1 cup of rice. Avocado shake.
Snacks: 2 tempuras. 4 fishballs. No alcohol. :)

August 6
Foods I ate:
Brunch: 1 slice of ham. 1 fried egg. 1 cup of rice. Green tea.
Snacks: 2 regular ham & egg sandwiches. Mix of fruits: mango, grapes, pineapple.
Dinner: Chocolate chip cookies. Plain bread.
Duration of workout: 30.50 mins
Fave background music of the day: None, was watching TV
Amount of calories burned: 36 cal
Color of boxer shorts: Red
Amount of makeup used: 0 grams

P.S. Pirating The Moffatts albums right now. They’re so cute. I don’t even care.