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    <title>In The Mind of A Thirtysomething Mom</title>
    
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    <updated>2009-11-13T11:22:35-05:00</updated>
    <subtitle>A little about my family and anything else I feel like stirring up.</subtitle>
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        <title>HELP!!!!</title>
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        <published>2009-11-13T11:22:35-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-13T11:22:35-05:00</updated>
        <summary>I walk into the living room a minute ago, and K turns to me with this really pleased with herself look on her face and says, "Isn't it pretty momma?" while pointing at this: Yes, that is crayon. IN THREE...</summary>
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            <name>Smoochiefrog</name>
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<content type="html" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/my_weblog/">&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;I walk into the living room a minute ago, and K turns to me with this really pleased with herself look on her face and says, "Isn't it pretty momma?" while pointing at this:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c47883301287596e6d3970c-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="100_4438" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00e54f9d8c47883301287596e6d3970c " src="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c47883301287596e6d3970c-320wi"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a69519e0970b-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="100_4439" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a69519e0970b " src="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a69519e0970b-320wi"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a6951a33970b-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="100_4440" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a6951a33970b " src="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a6951a33970b-320wi"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Yes, that is crayon.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;IN THREE different places.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;On the tile.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;By my front door.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Now HTHeck do I clean that????&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Any and all suggestions are appreciated!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size: 9px;"&gt;And she wonders why the crayons got taken away earlier this year.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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        <title>I Lost</title>
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        <published>2009-11-12T09:30:41-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-12T09:30:41-05:00</updated>
        <summary>You wanna know what happens when you try to sneak a second serving of M&amp;M's? This is what happens: Stupid attacking baking powder. Suffice it to say, it hurts so much more than you'd think. When the edge of the...</summary>
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<content type="html" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/my_weblog/">&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;You wanna know what happens when you try to sneak a second serving of M&amp;amp;M's?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;This is what happens:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a686f22c970b-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="100_44372" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a686f22c970b " src="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a686f22c970b-320wi"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Stupid attacking baking powder.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Suffice it to say, it hurts so much more than you'd think.  When the edge of the can hit my toe, I swear I saw stars.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;And of course it's too cold to wear flip-flops.  Dang it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
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    <entry>
        <title>Next Weekend</title>
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        <published>2009-11-10T10:46:41-05:00</published>
        <updated>2009-11-10T10:46:41-05:00</updated>
        <summary>What will you be doing next weekend? No I'm not talking about this coming weekend, I'm talking about next weekend. The weekend of the 20th-22nd. You know, the weekend. Oh, you don't know? Will this refresh your memory? Will you...</summary>
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<content type="html" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/my_weblog/">&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;What will you be doing next weekend?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;No I'm not talking about this coming weekend, I'm talking about next weekend.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;The weekend of the 20th-22nd.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;You know, &lt;em&gt;the &lt;/em&gt;weekend.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Oh, you don't know?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Will this refresh your memory?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a66e8459970b-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="New moon" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a66e8459970b " src="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a66e8459970b-320wi"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Will you be one of the ones standing in line waiting for the doors to open?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;  Did you buy your tickets online 2 months ago so you would make sure you saw it on opening day?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;  Will you be sporting a Team Edward or a Team Jacob shirt? (I'm a Jacob fan BTW; yeah get over it)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;I won't be.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;In fact, I won't even be near a theater.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Thanks to &lt;a href="http://www.eventchaser.com" target="_blank"&gt;EventChaser&lt;/a&gt;, I'll be at &lt;a href="%3Ca%20href=%22http://www.razorgator.com/tickets/sports/wrestling/wwe/wwe-survivor-series-tickets%22%3EWWE%20Survivor%20Series%20Tickets%3C/a%3E" target="_blank"&gt;Survivor Series&lt;/a&gt; in DC looking at this:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c4788330128756fd6fe970c-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="Johncena" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00e54f9d8c4788330128756fd6fe970c " src="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c4788330128756fd6fe970c-320wi"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;this,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a66e911f970b-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="Jericho" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a66e911f970b " src="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a66e911f970b-320wi"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;this,&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c4788330128756fde23970c-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="Batista" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00e54f9d8c4788330128756fde23970c " src="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c4788330128756fde23970c-320wi"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;and possibly this,&lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a66e8c61970b-popup" onclick="window.open( this.href, '_blank', 'width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0' ); return false" style="display: inline;"&gt;&lt;img alt="Randy_orton" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a66e8c61970b " src="http://www.smoochiefrog.com/.a/6a00e54f9d8c4788330120a66e8c61970b-320wi"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;*Le Sigh*&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;I'll catch up on the wolf/vamp stuff later.  I've got my priorities.  :)&lt;/p&gt;
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