INANITY, MISTER

OBAMA'S EMAIL HACKED!!!

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 17:17:00 +0000

Harpy Bipthday To Me!

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:57:00 +0000

My birthday is this Sunday. So naturally my office got party-bombed while I was at lunch. Decorated and deluged with gifts. I have some really awesome ofizmates.

This was waiting for me on my return:

- Pirates of the Caribbean metal lunchbox
- Original Slinky (metal, not plastic)
- Silly String
- 3 Color Glow Necklaces (the rave kind)
- MARVEL Heroes 100-piece puzzle
- Baby dinosaur bath scrubby puff
- Pirates of the Caribbean paddle ball
- Magic Growing Dinosaur (grows 600% in water)
- HULK Airheads (turns your tongue green)
- Iron Man Smarties dispenser
- Crazy Straw Glasses (drink thru them)
- Dinosaur Magic Towel
- 4-fingered Hand Of Flaming Death Racing Truck
- Skull Racing Car
- Wrist Armor Launchers
- Bright Blue Dress-Up Hair Extensions
- Hot Pink Dress-Up Hair with Bow
- 3 Birthday Cards including MADBALLS Card and a Merman Crown Punch-out Card.
- The Last Unicorn 25th Anniversary DVD featuring voice talents of Jeff Bridges, Mia Farrow and Angela Landsbury (!!!)

In addition to the massive booty haul, my office was decorated with the following:

- Multicolor garland with hanging dinosaur circle punchouts (all famous species depicted)
- Happy Birthday streamers
- Happy Birthday whiteboard art
- 3 Pirate ceiling hanger decorations
- Pirate Adventure popup table centerpiece
- Balloons all over the floor

...and the piece de resistance...

- the HARPY BIPTHDAY wall-hanging!!!

heroin is so passé

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 20:23:00 +0000

This morning I asked the Twitterverse what are the top signs that you are addicted to Twitter. Say a Novena for these people, please:

@pseudojoe: um...asking what the signs are? if you have to ask you probably are =)

@kbodnar32: soo many more than 5 tweets per day

@sbazemore: using a standalone app so you can tweet faster.. :)

@budesigns: you refer to people by their @names.

@93octane: referring to YOURSELF as "@[me]"

@stefsull: tweeting while driving.

@blisster138: Twittering while driving on a mobile phone w/no QWERTY keyboard option - oh noes!

@YatPundit: rear-end auto collisions while replying to tweets via SMS

@Soulprncs2: involuntary Tweeting.

@tmroggen: when you can do ctrl R in your sleep.

@budesigns: coworkers find it easier to contact you via @replies than the corporate email.

@stefsull: tweeting to significant other when they're in the same house... even on the same sofa.

@Kayla_C: When you look at your watch during meetings or social events, you're not wishing it was over -- you're calculating how long it
@Kayla_C: it's been since your last tweet. (still getting used to 140 characters)

@kateymarie: Twitter is the last "person" you talk to at night and first in the morning

@pseudojoe: i tweeted while working out at the gym once

@kateymarie: catching yourself tweeting while walking into a bathroom

And the Number One Sign that you are addicted to Twitter:

@danananda: You cut people short at 140 characters when they are telling you about their weekend.

curious george

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 16:25:00 +0000

bff.Jay: u should tell amy about Jack Johnson new cd - Sleep Through the Static
bff.Jay: it's really good

93octane: thinking...NO

bff.Jay: what!? why???
bff.Jay: i thought she liked Citizen Cope and stuff
bff.Jay: and Jack Johnson.........???

93octane: i might as well hand her a bunch of sewing needles and say "would you please repeatedly stab me in both eyes with these? thanks."

time out

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:00:00 +0000

Amy: i want a vacation
Amy: i NEED a vacation

93o: google "vacation"

sxsw flickr slideshow

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:54:00 +0000

omgwtfbbq!!1

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 22:03:00 +0000

the original lolcat was sended by tofuburger to cheezburger ovar IM

that night he bot the domain and put up the pic.

chz showded tofu who went @_@ OMGWTFBBQ!!!1 make it a blog

We make a blog. chz + tofu. internets ftw!

fancy meeting you here

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 21:27:00 +0000

HALO's Master Chief at SXSW
said he was here for the LOLWUT? panel...and the free beer.

and jSon just wailed on SLipKnoT's 'Before I Forget' on GHIII at the ScreenBurn arcade here too. T'was awesum in the mostest.

apparently

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 15:55:00 +0000

at SXSW, if you don't have an iPhone, you're a second-class citizen...

and that would be me, Jason and someone's grandmother.

lolwut?

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:02:00 +0000

OHAI GAISE!!1 I R HERE IN TEXAS...U CAN NOT BELEIVE THAT ICHC IS HERE MAKING A PANULS!!!1 100% AWESUM AND FULL OF WIN!!!1

LOLWUT? Why Do I Keep Coming Back to This Website?

dirty trick

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 15:33:00 +0000

Point of order: If we are going to keep cat food in the exact same type of container as we are keeping the Cheerios in, it would be nice if they were not both left out on the breakfast table together for a certain someone to come downstairs and find BEFORE he has had any coffee.

And that's all I have to say about that.

settled

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 22:01:00 +0000

Lame Survey: Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

LJBerteau: Chicken...because, you know, if Adam had eggs for breakfast that first day...you just don't take those kind of chances.

spitting

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 17:39:00 +0000

best friend or smiley fry...you make the call.

all his rowdy friends are coming over tonight!

my valentine

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 19:25:00 +0000

In honor of...an excerpt from "Halo 3 Cheat Codes, as Explained by Neglected Girlfriend Janet Iverson" by Andrew Kiraly.

B, A, X, Y, Y, DOWN, RIGHT

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Get all the cheat codes here!

heed

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 14:47:00 +0000

the warning

gravy

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:57:00 +0000

fuel52: just got back from lunch

93o: WOW!

fuel52: ROFL

93o: u r truleh amazing

fuel52: ya, i figured you'd have thought that...

93o: what'd u have?

fuel52: u don't want to know

93o: sure i do
93o: not

fuel52: Port Of Call
fuel52: cheezburger
fuel52: ice cold Abita Amber

93o: stfu

fuel52: ROFL

fuel52: i'll mail you my napkin

93o: i freaking hate you

fuel52: just kidding
fuel52: had chinese food

93o: oh man you were messin with me?

fuel52: i was
fuel52: i'm sorry
fuel52: that indeed was cruel

93o: good one tho
93o: you got me good

fuel52: i would have rathered Port Of Call if that helps you any

93o: well join the club, johnson

fuel52: did you have cardboard with some gravy for lunch?

93o: no
93o: they were out of gravy

you know, folks

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 17:03:00 +0000

It's not nearly so much WHAT you post...as it is THAT you post.

Honestly.

hey peoples

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:32:00 +0000

i see dead blogs.

happy mardi gras

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 19:15:00 +0000

amy: how do you know when it's homesickness, and when it's terminal?

r.i.p. netscape

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 16:53:00 +0000

93o: Netscape: The Browser That Started it All Dies a Quiet Death
93o: http://blog.wired.com/monkeybites/2008/01/netscape

Amy: =( that's sad
Amy: it started it all!
Amy: you even had a navigator polo! LOL

Amy: we've been around a loooooooooooooooooooooooong time, haven't we?

93o: no kidding

Amy: kinda makes you feel like a dinosaur yourself

93o: rawr

hey courtney

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Fri, 01 Feb 2008 15:14:00 +0000

chock-full of cute, fluffly animals:

whatever the second thing was has been replaced by ham.

and the secret to world domination is...

A SECRET AND I'M NOT TELLING!

pulled teeth

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:25:00 +0000

ziskey: doodles...

93octane: what is

ziskey: who did your email?
ziskey: cruisemail

93octane: ?

ziskey: design

93octane: SEAMail?

ziskey: whateva

93octane: who designed the CruiseDeals.com HTML email?

ziskey: yea seamail hoooooly shhhhhhhit

93octane: ?

ziskey: yeeeeeeees!

93octane: wtf is wrong with you

ziskey: :-T
ziskey: who
ziskey: WHO?
ziskey: WHOOOO?????
ziskey: ?????

93octane: me asshat

ziskey: OK, DAY-UM
ziskey: like pulling teeth
ziskey: VERY NICE!!!

93octane: wtf
93octane: bra where you been? i did that back in '06

ziskey: next time i try to compliment you i'll just stab my arm with a pen...

i high-five strangers

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 17:20:00 +0000

gearaholics

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:50:00 +0000

let them eat cake.

or stuff it in a sock and call it a pedal wrap!

hey, jason

noreply@blogger.com (93octane) — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 17:06:00 +0000

say bra, how bout a blog post sometime this century?