Inappropriate Twilight Obsession

Eclipse Trailer

2010-03-12T12:21:00.000-08:00

Ummmm...... are we losing a little steam here?

Why do I think this trailer is a little "blah".

Tell me what u think.

Rob in the Shower

2010-02-12T15:22:00.000-08:00

Yes!!!!!!

Clips are coming out fast and furious from "Remember me".....

Here's the scene where Rob throws me Emilie in the shower...

Taylor is Legal!!!!!!!!!

2010-02-11T09:17:00.000-08:00

I know, I know...I haven't updated this blog since Christmas.

Sorry- there's not that much going on out there in the twilight Universe until we start getting Eclipse photos.

But Today is a momentous day. Adult women everywhere are breathing a collective sigh of relief that Taylor is officially an adult and none of us are going to jail.

Still outrageously inappropriate....but legal. :)

Twilight Boys

2009-12-24T17:35:00.000-08:00

I am so sad that one of my favorite blogs, "Twilightheaded" is closing down. But I wanted to share with you this awesome Xmas video they put together featuring Taylor, Rob, Kellan and Jackson:

Christmas Rob Video

2009-12-17T08:58:00.000-08:00

I don't have time today to post about the YUMMINESS that was Taylor Lautner's Rolling Stone issue OR his amazing handling of a bo-staff on SNL....

But if this video doesn't make you smile, nothing will.

From the awesome girls at Robsessed:

Let's Discuss!!!!!!

2009-11-20T06:18:00.000-08:00

*****SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!***********

DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE AND WANT TO EXPERIENCE IT WITH A CLEAN SLATE*******

This post is for those who've seen it - I'll give you my thoughts then I want to hear yours!

OK!

Overall, I'm going to give it a B-* (UPDATE! See end for second viewing change of grade). Mostly for being really true to the book.

The Bella- in-the-mirror dream - totally gave me chills. Really well done and exactly how I pictured it.

I thought Edward overall looked too vampire-y! I missed Biology Class-Edward and Restaurant-Edward. The slo-mo entrance that worked so perfectly in Twilight shouldn't have been repeated- it just looked cheesy.* See update for retraction.

You know I love Rob, but I kinda was cringing at the emo overacting. My love, you coulda dialed that down a bit.

My most overwhelming impression is THIS WAS TAYLOR'S MOVIE.

OMG. Taylor looked SO hot, SO beautiful and his presence onscreen was so compelling. Surprisingly, the long hair was really working for me. :P And helloooooooo abs. Pecs. Delts. Back. Tattoo. Rain. Lips. RRRRRRawr.

There were some really funny lines and funny moments in this one: Jessica is HILARIOUS, Charlie, always great, Mike did a great job too.

WTF was up with Jasper's HAIR??????????? He looked like a soccer mom.

I wish Rosalie had more screen time- she actually looked really pretty ( i think she lost some lbs after people called her 'chubby") and she had a few wonderfully delivered lines at the end re: the Vote.

Esme's contacts were out of control - she looked like a lemur.

Emmett, hunky and adorable as always - wish he'd had more screen time too. Maybe lathering up in the shower. :P

The Volturi were good....Jane was not as scary/creepy as I was imagining...Aro was excellent. Felix- that dude is HUGE! Good job on hugeness, Felix. Wasn't loving Edward's Dad-pajama outfit in the clocktower scene.

Cheesetastic Deal-breaker moments: The fake background when Alice & Bella are driving, and Alice's vision of Edward and Bella hunting together: WTF with Edward's gay outfit???????

Overall...and I say this with the utmost LOVE for all things Twilight and I will TOTALLY see the movie again......

It was missing something. Not angst. There was plenty of angst. But....the Jasper blood scene could've been more intense....the months going by scene could've had sadder music...the Volturi scene could have been scarier...I've seen the running for the clocktower more compelling in fanmade videos....

I don't know - I guess the word is 'flat'???? There was something about Twilight that was more alive..

**UPDATE!!!! (Friday night) I went to see it again with my girlfriend and loved it so much more the second viewing. I appreciated the music more, appreciated Kristen's acting more, and even teared up a few times. I didn't even hate the Bella/Edward future vision as much. I actually dug the slow-mo Edward arriving at school the second time around. maybe it was the rum in my Diet Coke. Updated grade: B+/A-

What did you guys think? What did you love- what did you hate- Did it live up to your expectations? Will you go again?

Astonishingly, This Post Is About Another Movie

2009-11-19T07:45:00.000-08:00

OMG you guys.

As much as I am running around like a mental patient today because of the premiere tonight, I got sidelined by the TRAILER FOR REMEMBER ME!!!!!!

OMG. Rob is breathtaking.

Remember Me

Trailer Park | MySpace Video

Countdown Week!!!!!!!

2009-11-15T13:11:00.000-08:00

Oh. Em. Gee.

It's Countdown Week.

Hopefully you have all bought your midnight show tickets for Thursday night.....

I will be posting a Friday 2am Review as soon as I get home to tell you what I thought - don't worry - I'll warn you of spoilers.....

Gah! I'm so excited!

Here are my questions:

Will I turn Team Jacob after seeing that bod on the big screen?
Will Emmett get more lines?
Will the music be as good?
Will KStew stutter through the whole thing?
What if I get swine flu on Thursday?
What if a huge meteor hits the earth and NONE of us ever get to see it?

Someone talk me off the ledge.

Tell me: what are you looking forward to most?????

Aaaaaaaand thud*

2009-11-02T07:15:00.001-08:00

Holy. Mother. of . God.

I will never look at a lobster bib the same way again.

I Think I'm Pregnant

2009-10-31T18:38:00.000-07:00

Double-click to enlarge. Then get your pre-natal vitamins.

As If A Taylor Turns 18 Countdown Widget Weren't Inappropriate Enough

2009-10-28T06:50:00.000-07:00

My awesome reader Dawn alerted me to a new level of Twilight inappropriateness..

Check THIS out from Twitarded: Edward panties...

and check out the inside:

The best part about this is how normal it makes my obsession look.

Thanks, inappropriate Edward panty- creator. :)

Once Again, Places I'd Rather Be

2009-10-17T08:21:00.000-07:00

If I could choose where I'd most like to be right now:

Aruba

Hawaii

Paris

or

I choose there.

Welcome My New Widget

2009-10-09T08:27:00.000-07:00

OK. I can't take it anymore.

My Twitter friend Kandis directed me to these new Rolling Stone shots of Taylor..

and so I think I need to add a new widget to this blog:

Countdown Clockgreat free widgetsWidgetboxMore info

"Days Til Taylor Turns 18"

Crazy Sexy Fanvid

2009-10-04T08:04:00.000-07:00

OOOOhhhhh boy this is a good one - just saw it over at Twilightheaded. Enjoy!

(some gets cut off on my blogsite: just click and it'll go to youtube)

New Moon Set Photos

2009-09-21T13:05:00.000-07:00

OOOh! The LA Times just posted some great stills from the set:

and a special treat.............

nothin' wrong with a little photoshop:

Another Hot Rob video

2009-09-20T07:33:00.001-07:00

You just can't have enough sexy Rob fanvids.

I heart Screencaps

2009-09-14T14:15:00.000-07:00

So, so, so sorry about SCUMMITT Entertainment's removing the trailer.

Idiots. Don't they realize it just encourages interest in the movie????

Retards.

Anyhoo.

We all were salivating at the same moment, yes?

Yup, that moment.

Full New Moon Trailer!!!!!!!

2009-09-11T14:37:00.001-07:00

OMG OMG OMG OMG

Help Me

2009-09-04T20:08:00.000-07:00

Oh.

My.

GOD.

Hold my calls. Cancel my plans. I will be drooling over these pictures for the next week.

Hommminna, homminna..(is that how you spell it?)

2009-09-03T07:26:00.000-07:00

Crap!

More jailbait photos of Taylor - from Teen Vogue.

Holy hotness.

The only counter-attack I can think of is:

SPONTANEOUS OVULATION ROB PHOTO!

Did it work?

Wet

2009-08-26T18:09:00.000-07:00

"Hello, Honey? Yeah, the pool boy fell in and I really should throw his clothes in the dryer. Can he borrow a pair of your boxers?"

(double click to enlarge at your own risk)

Kristen is a Mad Flirt

2009-08-13T13:29:00.000-07:00

Ok, so after I replayed this video about 25 times to watch Taylor do a STANDING BACK FLIP...I realized: That KStew is a boy-scammin' ho.

Look how she's seducing him! Acting all shy and crap..... Joan Jett hair-havin' ho bag.

Team Jacob's Platform in a 14-Second nutshell

2009-08-12T15:19:00.003-07:00

Um......what? I was daydreaming. Replay.

New Clip From New Moon!

2009-08-03T18:51:00.000-07:00

Just got back from vacation, so I just saw this tonite for the first time!

OMG. It previewed at Comic Con.....Bella & Jacob motorbike scene...Jacob ripping his shirt off, Edward appearing as a vision.....WHY ISN'T IT NOVEMBER????????

Back in the Saddle

2009-07-21T19:33:00.000-07:00

Whew!!! Just in time:

R. Patz hotness in full effect.

Amen and can I get a Halleluia.