Under UKM - Underwater ME

Yuna - Dan Sebenarnya

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 06:55:00 +0000

Yuna-Dan Sebenarnya

oh bulan
jangan layan diriku lagi
pabila,
air mata membasahi pipi
dan lagu2 di radio seolah2 memerli aku
pabila,
kau bersama yg lain
adakah perasaaan benci ini sebenarnya cinta
yang masih bersemadi untukmu
dan sebenarya ku mengharapkan
di sebalik senyuman mu itu
kau juga merindui aku
ku enggan
berpura pura ku bahagia
ku enggan
melihat kau bersama si dia
oh ku akui cemburu
telah menular dalam diri
pabila
kau bersama yang lain
adakah perasaaan benci ini sebenarnya cinta
yang masih bersemadi untukmu
dan sebenarya ku mengharapkan
di sebalik senyuman mu itu
kau juga merindui aku
pabila kau merenung matanya
ku rebah,
jatuh ke bumi
di saat kau benar-benar mahu pergi
seperti ku bernafas dalam air
adakah perasaaan benci ini sebenarnya cinta
yang masih bersemadi untukmu
dan sebenarya ku mengharapkan
di sebalik senyuman mu itu kau juga merindui aku
oh

Sony Ericsson Product Brief cum Dinner at The Northam

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 08:57:00 +0000

Beautiful melon! Fantastically carved!

Hall of The Northam

Upper view fish pond

East N West Dining Hall

Hop, Hop & Hop & Get CHop

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 17:02:00 +0000

What do you think about Party-hopping? Hopping around and getting paid for hopping!

คลิป องค์บาก 2

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 14:48:00 +0000

WORTH A WATCH!

I just watched this afternoon! The scenes and effects are awsome!

Tony Jaa Is The Real Muay Thai Fighter!

ONG BAK 3 is followed by this... Wait for it!

p/s Sorry for not updating the blog for such a long time...

5 Reasons Guys Are Still Single

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:09:00 +0000

Do you find yourself wondering why most of your buddies have steady dates, yet you can barely secure a first date, let alone a second (and, playing a regular game of Mahjong and Canasta with your grandparents and their friends doesn't count)? Guys, if so, it's time to ask yourself a few Foxy questions...

Do you... have a problem with eye contact? Even if you love everything about this other person, it won't matter, if you can't take your eyes off their body parts. They'll likely think you're out for one thing, or that you're just kind of creepy. Sure, they might be wearing something revealing, but that's no excuse to stare all night long. Get a grip and get comfortable with eye contact, which creates a much better bond.

Do you... eat like a caveman? Utensils are there for a reason -- so you can eat like a gentleman. Shoveling food into your mouth is not something you should subject your date to. Same goes for talking while chewing. Not only is it unpleasant to watch at a time when your job is to be easy on the eyes, it's a red flag that says you're a little short on self-awareness -- an important characteristic in a mate.

Do you... trim your toenails? Not that your date will necessarily see your toenails right away, but when they do end up eyeballing them, unkept toenails are a guaranteed huge turnoff. It means you don't take care of yourself, and valuing yourself is an important part of a healthy relationship. Plus, let's not forget the damage they can do to the other person's leg when you're snuggling up on the sofa watching movies.

Do you... order "everything on the side" at a restaurant? In other words, do you order like a girl? Please don't. Because if your date has to be tortured by, "I'll have the Cobb salad, but no cheese, avocado, or bacon, and dressing on the side, and the pasta, but no oil please, and extra light on the pinenuts," they may be forced to hide under the table or at least wonder what kind of demanding partner you could be. If you have dietary restrictions, do your best, just don't get into what will happen to your belly if you don't follow them.

Do you... assume you're going to strike out? The Secret said it once but we'll say it again: In a lot of ways, you manifest your own destiny. So, if you have lots of thoughts about being unlucky in love, you may be pushing people away in ways you may not even know. If you assume the worst of the world and yourself, spend a few minutes before your date making a mental list of why you're looking for a relationship and why you are an incredible a catch.

Bullet Soup

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 13:41:00 +0000

在食堂排队，听见旁边一男生说：“师傅，来碗‘子弹菜花’汤！”（紫菜蛋花汤）哈哈，笑得我喷汤了。

Frog & Moth...

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 13:38:00 +0000

高二时，我们的语文老师是一个刚从南昌调到北京的老教师，他的口音特重．他的儿子靠上了清华建筑系，这也是他来北京的目的，他特为他儿子骄傲，总和我们说起他儿子，每次都这么说“偶（我）蛾（儿）子是青蛙（清华）大学蟾蜍（建筑）系的”．．．

蛾子如果到了青蛙和蟾蜍那里，不就成了点心了吗．．．

Confucius & His Student

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 13:33:00 +0000

当年找工作时，主考官问我哪年毕业的。
我本来是要说2000年的，结果一激动说：“两千年前。。。”

更瀑布汗的是，主考官竟然噢了一声，说：“孔子的学生吧。”

Funny Chinese Character

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 13:36:00 +0000

昨一同事问我。节日的节怎么写？我回答：草字头下面加一个节日的节去掉草字头！全体人员爆笑!我还一时没有反应过来~~~~~~~!

Constipation & Atoms

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 13:30:00 +0000

物理老师讲波：“这是一根粗弹簧，我从两端推它，看，它是不是变密(便秘)了？”

Hair... =_=

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 13:28:00 +0000

一次去市场买菜，准备聚餐，一个韩国朋友买了生菜，要2块4，他把身上所有的零钱都给了小贩，还缺一毛钱，所以他对小贩说--

“我的毛，都给你了，所以没有毛了。”

小贩哑然，半天，回答--
“你的毛我不要了。”

Liu Xiang & Chicken Wings...

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 13:27:00 +0000

想起来那会儿肯德基出留香展翅时，因为没看广告，是听别人说的，一直以为是刘翔给肯德基代言了。到了肯，直接跟服务员说我要刘翔展翅... ...

Make Your Order Now!!!

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 13:26:00 +0000

前几天下班和几个同事去一家小店吃饭，当时店里人挺多的，一个胖呼呼的服务员正忙的不可开交，一同事喊：“服务员~~”，那姑娘颠儿颠儿跑了过来：“几位结点啥帐？”，当时我们全倒，以后再去这家吃饭，点菜时候喊“服务员结帐”，然后吃完要走的时候喊“点菜！！”

Yen & Orang Utan

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 13:25:00 +0000

我同事要问人民币跟日元的汇率，他开口就说，人猿跟日元怎么兑换的。

What A President...

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:24:00 +0000

工会主席一番慷慨激昂地演说之后，最后一句达到了高潮：同志们，让我们今年的工作做得比明年更好！全场皆倒。

Steamed Teacher...

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:22:00 +0000

我们老师很厉害，有一天他这么说："把作业拿出来，我们对一下答案，对的打叉，然后在上面写上正确答案………"

When You Are Dining With Friends...

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 13:19:00 +0000

和一帮朋友吃饭 ...

其中一个人估计是被兄弟出卖了，郁闷的不行闷头喝了不少啤酒，然后脸通红的站起来大吼一声 ...
兄弟！不是出来卖的！！！
估计原来是想说兄弟不是用来出卖的 ...
当时偶们一桌十几个人就全趴了...

A Worthwhile Cause

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 06:28:00 +0000

"The Stanley M. Isaacs Neighborhood Center reaches across generations and cultures with innovative programming that encourages growth and self-reliance throughout every stage of life. Bridging the neighborhoods of Yorkville and East Harlem, the Center provides educational and cultural opportunities and promotes social and physical well-being while responding to the changing needs of the communities we serve.

Founded in 1964 in the settlement house tradition, our services include Meals on Wheels, adult day services, a senior center of over 2,100 members, after school and evening programs for children and teens, youth employment services, adult education classes, cultural and educational events, and workshops. We have a track record of program innovations that have served as models for others in the fields of older adult services, adult education and youth services.

In over 40 years of service to the community, the Isaacs Center has grown exponentially in its scope and reach, serving more than 6,000 New Yorkers annually through three service areas, which encompass approximately 15 programs."

CLICK HERE to read up on this entry and DONATE.

A Worthwhile Cause

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 06:22:00 +0000

"A challenge to the youth of the world to solve the problems of our time.

PeaceJam’s Global Call to Action is an international movement of young people who have decided to work together to solve the most pressing issues of our time. In small groups and clubs, in cities and in villages, Global Call to Action groups are tackling important problems facing our planet – and we are making a difference.

The Call to Action comes from a group of Nobel Peace Prize laureates, men and women who have dedicated their lives to working for peace, equality, justice and a better world. These international leaders have identified ten problems that are at the root of much of the world’s suffering. Now they are asking young people to lead the way by taking action to solve these problems.

Over the next ten years PeaceJam, with the support of the Nobel Peace Laureates, aims to engage young people on a massive level, working toward the creation of ONE BILLION acts of service and peace. In order to achieve this, the Global Call to Action movement extends far beyond youth and the PeaceJam Foundation itself – any group of motivated individuals from any organization, age level, and walk of life can take part.

PeaceJam’s Global Call to Action doesn’t ask people to simply ‘identify’ problems or to ‘spread awareness’ of the issues. The Global Call to Action is about just that – ACTION."

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Cure Of All!

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 12:34:00 +0000

'There could be an Aids vaccine in four years,' says Nobel Prize winner

A French scientist awarded the Nobel Prize for discovering the Aids virus has predicted there would be a 'therapeutic vaccine' for the disease within four years.

Luc Montagnier and his team discovered HIV at the French Pasteur Institute in Paris 25 years ago, and have been awarded the prestigious prize along with other scientists who worked on discovering the root of the virus.

Montagnier, 76, said a treatment could be possible in the future with a 'therapeutic' rather than preventive vaccine for which results might be published in three or four years if financial backing is forthcoming.

'I think it will be possible with a therapeutic vaccine rather than preventative vaccinations. We would give it to people who are already infected.

A therapeutic vaccine prevents disease from flourishing after it has taken hold.

The Nobel Assembly of Sweden's Karolinska Institute praised their work, saying: 'The discovery was one prerequisite for the current understanding of the biology of the disease and its antiretroviral treatment.'

The other half of the Nobel prize was awarded for the German scientist's research that 'went against current dogma' by setting forth that oncogenic human papilloma virus (HPV) caused cervical cancer, the second most common cancer among women.

HIV

'His discovery has led to characterization of the natural history of HPV infection, an understanding of mechanisms of HPV-induced carcinogenesis and the development of prophylactic vaccines against HPV acquisition,' the Assembly said.

Medicine is traditionally the first of the Nobel prizes awarded each year.

The prizes for achievement in science, literature and peace were first awarded in 1901 in accordance with the will of dynamite inventor and businessman Alfred Nobel.

The economics prize is a later addition, established by the Swedish Riksbank in 1968.

The Nobel laureate for physics will be announced tomorrow, followed by the chemistry Nobel on Wednesday, literature on Thursday and the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday in Oslo.

Headline of The Week Weak

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:25:00 +0000

Ohio woman, 90, attempts suicide after foreclosure

A 90-year-old Ohio woman, facing eviction from the home she has lived in for 38 years, shot and wounded herself this week, becoming a grim symbol of the U.S. home mortgage crisis.

Addie Polk was found lying on the floor of her home with what appeared to be a self-inflicted gunshot wound to her shoulder when police came to the home on Wednesday to serve an eviction notice, Akron police spokesman Lt. Rick Edwards said on Friday.

Polk survived the shooting and is being treated in a hospital.

It was the latest attempt by sheriff's deputies to evict Polk from her modest single-family home because she could not keep up with her mortgage.

"It appears they're evicting her over her mortgage. She's lived in the house, the neighbors said, something like 38 years and in the last couple of years fell prey to some predatory lending company or financial institution," Edwards said.

Local news reports said deputies had tried to serve Polk's eviction notice more than 30 times before Wednesday's shooting.

Home foreclosure rates are at record highs in the United States, in many cases because buyers with adjustable interest rates could not keep up with sharp increases in monthly payments. The foreclosure crisis has sparked a wider housing market downturn and is at the heart of the U.S. financial crisis.

[Image via Wenn, by courtesy of Perez Hilton]

A Worthwhile Cause

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:21:00 +0000

"Kidscape is committed to keeping children safe from abuse. Kidscape is the first charity in the UK established specifically to prevent bullying and child sexual abuse. Kidscape believes that protecting children from harm is key.

Kidscape works UK-wide to provide individuals and organisations with practical skills and resources necessary to keep children safe from harm. The Kidscape staff equips vulnerable children with practical non-threatening knowledge and skills in how to keep themselves safe and reduce the likelihood of future harm.

Kidscape works with children and young people under the age of 16, their parents/carers, and those who work with them."

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A Worthwhile Cause

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 10:34:00 +0000

CARA is a non profit "no-kill" animal rescue group located in Jackson, MS that provides food, shelter & care for hundreds of abused, unwanted, & stray animals.

CARA is operated mainly by volunteers & a few part-time employees. The expenses for our programs & services are supported by private donations from individuals, businesses, & fund raising events throughout the year. We receive no funds from the city, county, state or federal government.

The primary goal of CARA is the placement of our adoptable animals into loving, caring homes; thereby enhancing the bond between animals & people. Our services are designed to promote responsible pet ownership. By education, communities can learn the benefits of proper care & treatment of all pets & why spay/neuter is important.

Shoutout: Pets are so cute!

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A Worthwhile Cause

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 07:17:00 +0000

"Help for Orphans International is a non-profit organization which provides superior education facilities and materials for orphans around the world.

Our overall purpose is to elevate the well-being of orphans and empower them to succeed in whatever endeavor they choose. We provide an exceptional learning environment, along with educational tools that bring out the natural ability in our students, as well as give a firm grounding in the basics necessary for self-sufficiency. We are helping orphaned children help themselves. We firmly believe education represents a powerful tool for generating jobs, improving incomes, and expanding the opportunities available to these orphans. Our focus is on helping to create self-sufficiency among orphans by supplying the orphaned children with a basic education as well as teaching sustainable agriculture.

By providing our curriculum to already established schools as well as creating new schools for orphans in areas that have few educational resources, Help for Orphans International improves the lives of as many orphans as we can support and reach. In addition to the state-of-the-art phonics, reading, life and study skills courses that are easy to teach and self-paced, we also train teachers to create a specific curriculum to provide their students with skills that are relevant to their community.

In many of the orphanages we reach out to, certain basic needs have to be met before we can begin the educational process. Help for Orphans provides food, clean water, vaccinations, clothing and other needed supplies in order to establish an effective learning environment.

Having already begun building schools and assisting orphanages in India, South America, Uganda and Kenya, Help for Orphans International intends to expand as rapidly as possible in order to meet the needs of as many orphans as we can reach. The rapidly increasing numbers of orphans, particularly in Africa and other countries hit hard by recent natural disasters, create a tremendous need for assistance. Please help us by making a donation. We will utilize it effectively in order to create a sustainable solution for these children."

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Headline of The Week Weak

noreply@blogger.com (Jensen Ong Macus) — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 12:24:00 +0000

Iowa man faces charges after hugging officer

A hug has landed an Iowa City man in hot water.

An Iowa City man who thought a police officer just "needed a hug" faces several charges including assault on a peace officer and public intoxication.

Police said a 21-year-old man was arrested on Saturday. According to police records, the man ran up to the officer and stuck out his arms.

The officer told him to "get away," but the man didn't take the hint and embraced the officer.

When the officer told the man to put his hands behind his head, he refused. He was then handcuffed.

[Image via Wenn, by courtesy of Perez Hilton]