India Satire

In Year 2030: 4 pronged war in Pakistan to decide who will take access of the country

2016-01-18T16:33:00.001+05:30

After sending all the small and mid sized terror organizations democratically by sending people to place from where they can't come, Teherik-e-Taliban Pakistan (TTP), Afghanistan Taliban (Taliban), Jaish-e-Mahmood (JeM) and Lashkar-e-Taiba (LeT) are on the verge to take access of great country called Pakistan. Our correspondent from Quetta confirmed the development and told India Satire's office that all are in the final round of democratic war.

India to declare secret of its cold blood on the auspicious occasion of Republic Day

2013-01-26T08:05:00.001+05:30

In a grand ceremony of Republic day today, Indian Government is planning to reveal the secret of its cold blood and genes of unresponsiveness.

Parineeti Chopra sues Maaza producers and Imran Khan for cheating, sparks controversy

2013-01-25T09:26:00.001+05:30

Leading Bollywood actress Parineeti Chopra issued a legal notice to Maaza producers, Coca Cola International and Imran Khan, her co-actor in one advertisement for cheating her.

India awaits Pakistan's nod over disclosing all the evidences against RSS and BJP

2013-01-23T09:08:00.001+05:30

Indian Government said it is awaiting Pakistan's permission over disclosing all the evidences that prove RSS and BJP are terror organisations.

US announced $5mn bounty on Nitin Gadkari and Mohan Bhagwat

2013-01-22T14:49:00.001+05:30

Reacting to India's Home Minister Sushil Kumar Shinde's 'comments' that BJP and RSS are terror organisations and planted hindu terrorists all over India, US announced BJP President Nitin Gadkari and RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat as biggest terrorists and announced a bounty of $5mn each whoever discloses their locations. This development was response to 'fair show' by India's Home Minister Sushil Kumar Shinde, according to terrorism expert Hafiz Saeed.

Rahul Gandhi started working day and night

2013-01-22T05:22:00.001+05:30

Following the footsteps of his great grandfather, newly elected vice president of Congress Party Rahul Gandhi started working day and night for unknown reason, according to sources.

Salman Khurshid beheaded himself just to start peace process with Pakistan again

2013-01-20T06:14:00.001+05:30

To reach to an ultimate zone of peace process and de-escalate the tensions between two countries, India's foreign minister cut his own head and presented it to Pakistan's external minister Hina Rabbani Khar to take home and use it as football. This way India showed its eagerness to start peace process with Pakistan again.

Unanswered questions on India’s Food Security Bill

2013-01-19T04:40:00.001+05:30

Bullshit

The standing committee on food, consumer affairs and public distribution on Thursday signed off on the Food Security Bill that nearly matches recommendations made by the Sonia Gandhi-headed National Advisory Council (NAC), in a move that would boost the prospects of the ruling Congress party at the next election.

Minimum 5 Bollywood producers read news titled Mahesh Babu isn't eager to work in Hindi Cinemas - Source

2013-01-17T07:43:00.001+05:30

A source, closely link to topmost producers of Bollywood cinemas said that at least 5 hindi film producers and directors read the news that Telugu superstar doesn't want to work in Bollywood movies. Source said that all of them were keen to launch Mahesh Babu in their movies.

Kamal Haasan will show his blockbuster Abhay along with Vishwaroopam to apologise for delayed DTH launch

2013-01-14T16:18:00.001+05:30

After a delay in the release of Vishwaroopam for paid Direct to Home (DTH) audience, apologetic film-maker and actor Kamal Haasan announced that he will show his erstwhile blockbuster 'Abhay' along with the new movie on February 2.

Huge turnout at Asaram Bapu's ashram to learn rapist bhagao mantra

2013-01-14T14:25:00.001+05:30

Asaram Bapu's ashram in Ahmedabad has seen a huge turnout of people including girls, women, their family and all people with the psychic of rapists to take his darshan and learn the security techniques and different mantras.

India started living with rape incidences as routine exercise - Survey

2013-01-14T10:28:00.001+05:30

Survey

According to a survey conducted by private surveyor, Indians learnt to live with gang rape incidences and insecure life of women. Many of Indians are started thinking over suggestions of Mohan Bhagwat, Asaram Bapu and other political leaders to help secure their women.

India changed draft rules of 'Aman Ki Asha' the peace process, sets new regulations to protest Pakistan's mutilation of Indian soldiers

2013-01-11T14:43:00.001+05:30

After mutilation of 2 soldiers at Line of Control, reacting to the popular consensus Indian Government decided to crack down the initial idea of Aman Ki Asha and announced new regulations on Pakistan showing its protest. External affairs minister of India, Salman Khurshid sent this six point agenda which includes black protest letter to Pakistan's exterior minister Hina Rabbani Khar.

Mahatma Gandhi talks on Asaram Bapu

2013-01-11T13:37:00.001+05:30

Special Guest Column

I believe in peace and I was having a long peaceful rest after 1948 when India Satire called me asking my opinion on Asaram Bapu and rest other leaders which are proposing few peaceful ideas tackling the rapes in India.

Asaram Bapu found asking his disciple when Poonam Pandey's movie Nasha is releasing

2013-01-08T14:29:00.001+05:30

Controversial Baba and spiritual guru, Asaram Bapu raised another controversy after asking his disciple the date on which Poonam Pandey's debut movie 'Nasha' is releasing.

Breaking: Poonam Pandey quit her first movie Nasha due to lack of exposure

2013-01-08T12:50:00.001+05:30

If bollywood sources are to be believed, leading model turn actress, Poonam Pandey quit her first movie 'Nasha'. According to sources, controversial actress Poonam Pandey left the movie as the film had nothing hot to offer to her audience.

Breaking: Indian doctors warn manifold rise in mental cases in 2013

2013-01-08T12:22:00.001+05:30

Survey

The Indian Psychiatric Society (IPS) warned Indian government that there is a chance that an exponential rise in mental cases undetected in 2013.

Sir Isaac Newton talks on Dawood Ibrahim

2013-01-07T12:58:00.001+05:30

Special Guest Column

It is very difficult to describe Dawood Ibrahim. I have never seen the complicated creature like he in this world. He is the only living creature that is to an exception to my all theories of gravitational power.

Javed Miandad to break relations with Dawood just to enter in India

2013-01-07T11:25:00.001+05:30

Pakistan's cricketer and former captain Javed Miandad will break all his relations with Mumbai bomb blast accused Dawood Ibrahim to help successfully conduct India-Pakistan 'Aman ki Asha' campaign.

Congress leader Digvijay Singh rewarded a big ass hole to RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat

2013-01-06T14:19:00.001+05:30

Veteran Congress leader Digvijay Singh gifted a big ass hole to RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat which he was holding for last one decade.

A man is searching for Mahatma Gandhi's quotes on killing mosquito

2013-01-05T14:23:00.001+05:30

Mahatma Gandhi's ardent follower Rajat Sharma found searching on the internet Gandhiji's quotes on killing mosquitoes is non violent act.

"I am searching on the internet whether Gandhiji wrote or said something on mosquitoes. I am his ardent follower and can't slap a mosquito without his permission," said Rajat Sharma who is working for a reputed TV Channel.

Rajat Sharma is facing a severe irritation and annoyance caused by a mosquito which is consistently sits on his face and bites him badly.

Government produced total death number from illegal clinical trials, says it is lesser than that of NDA time

2013-01-04T08:52:00.001+05:30

Reacting to the Supreme Court's slap on Thursday on failure to stop illegal clinical trials of untested drugs by multinational companies, UPA Government said that the apex court has to see the government in

Shashi Tharoor reveals name of all 23 wives and demands divorce law should be named after him

2013-01-02T17:12:00.001+05:30

New Book Download on Gang Rape Victim

2013-01-01T16:32:00.001+05:30

Government confirmed that offering Rs 15 lakh to rape victim's family means shutting their and protesters mouths

2013-01-01T11:19:00.001+05:30

Unconfirmed sources from the government confirmed that the government offered Rs 15 lakh to rape victim's family is just an exercise to shut its mouths along with protesters rather than giving a relief.