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Don't believe in eating vegetables and fruit everyday that make the slimming body. Proof of elephants, rhinos and gorillas eat vegetables and fruit, its'body still fat. Don't believe in swimming that make a thin body. Proof of whales and hippos, swimming every day, its's body still fat.

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After the baby was born, the panicked Indonesian father went to see the obstetrician. "Doctor," he said, "I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly be mine." "Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the gene pool." "It isn't

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Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers or briefs? A: You'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all Q: What do you call a pregnancy that begins while using birth control? A: A misconception Q: What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant? A: Have sex just once a year Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? A:

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A well groomed and handsome man noticed a woman browsing a nearby isle in a supermarket. He approached the extremely attractive and voluptuous woman who smiled at him politely. He asked, "Would you mind if we chatted for a couple of minutes?" “Why.” she asked. Well, you know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. “I don't understand.” She said. Well, you see, every time I happen to

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One Evening, a husband and wife were getting all snugly in bed. The passion was heating up. But then the wife stopped and said: "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says, "WHAT??" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.

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Dating: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. Easy: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being

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A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rearview mirror pulls to the side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer approaches the car. The man says, "What's the problem officer?" Officer: You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm afraid I'm going to have to ticket you. Man: No sir, I was going a little over 60. Wife: Oh, Harry.

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A couple had been married for 25 years when they celebrated their 60th birthdays. During the celebration a fairy appeared. She told them that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand. Next, it was the husband's turn. He

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flooding is always cause suffering. but its also creates uniqueness. from the highway into river that surrounded the building. Jakarta is like venice in italy but there people are taking advantage of the floods to having fun. there is also the opportunity to join the marines vehicle, many people are not prepared for the flood, but this one really solid with his

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plestisen ? or please tyson ? or playstation ?

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anti lighting helmet Is this helmet or durian fruit? steel helmets or scales? full proctection helmet

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Different meaning of traffic lights green light abroad: the vehicles should be road in Indonesia: the vehicles should be road yellow light abroad: get ready to stop, reduce speed in Indonesia: a quick step on the gas, before the red light red light abroad: stop in Indonesia: more speed, especially if the red light is less than three seconds

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eating noodles extra electric shock

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prohibited accident here!, the hospital is still far

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throw the money in it'splace

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If you are injured, who do you choose?

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Indonesian Farmer Indonesian farmers superhero

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blow dry?  cream bath?

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speeding is equal to worship getting speeding ... getting closer ... with god

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"If you have a dollar," asked the teacher, "and you ask the father one dollar, how much money do you have?" "One dollar," said Johnny. "You do not know basic math," said teacher shook his head, disappointed. Johnny shook his head slightly as well, "you did not know what my father was like."

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A young mother went to the kindergarten to pick up his daughter . Seeing her show unhappy face , She asked what was wrong with her. The girl said : " Today the teacher has criticized me , She told me inactive raised my hands to answer a teacher's question in the class. " Mother immediately ask what had happened . The girl said : " Teacher says , in the home , children are folded blanket itself

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One afternoon a man came home from work and found some of the confusion. The children were playing in the yard using their pajamas. Inside the house was the sound of a loud TV blaring and a family room full of toys. The dishes in the kitchen sink and breakfast foods meet spilled splattered on the table. The man up the stairs where he found his wife lying in bed wearing pajamas, reading a

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"Take a pencil and paper," said the teacher, "and write an essay with the title 'If I was a rich businessman.'" Everyone started writing seriously, but Philip just leaned back in his chair and folded his arms. "What," asked the teacher. "Why do not you start writing?" "I'm waiting for my secretary," he said.

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Eight-year-old Sally brought a report card from school. Her grades were good - mostly A and some B. However, her teacher had written on the bottom: "Sally is a smart little girl, but she needs to improve something in the field. She talks too much in school. I had an idea that I will try, which I think might be able to break the habit that. " Sally's dad signed her report card, putting a note

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The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student must be absent. Kelly, a student, decided to skip class and go to the mall with her ​​friends. she waited until her parents had left for work and called the school itself. Kelly: "Hi, I'm calling to report that Kelly can not go to school today because she was sick." Officers in high school: "Oh, I am sorry to

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