" Innovative wins"

KBC...Interesting Must read facts

2013-09-08T19:07:00.001-07:00

KBC... Interesting Must read....
You all know KBC is Good Business.
But have you ever pondered how
well?????
Any guesses?????
Let's see...
Airtel is charging Rs.6 per SMS sent
for this contest. Assuming there are
only 100 entries from say 10 cities of
some 20 districts and 20 states...
6 (Rs. per SMS) x 100 (entries) x 10
(cities) x 20 (districts) x 20 (states)
i.e. = 6 x 100 x 10 x 20 x 20 =
Rs.24,00,000.
Rs.24 lakh in just 20 minutes (from
people trying for the Rs.2 lakh cash
prize). Imagine the scenario if 1000
entries try out from 100 cities?
The figure simply grows by 2 more
zeroes and yields a whopping Rs.24
crore!!!!!
And it does not stop there. In
practice, it could be another multiple
of 100 or a multiple of 1000 on an
average. In that case, it is 24 x 100
crore earnings in just 20 minutes on
every episode!!!
And the prize money: A mere Rs.2
crore!!!!! (and from whose
pocket?????)
Smart Business By Siddharth Basu!
And the best part of the above
calculation is just the SMS
earning!!!!! What about the Ad
money?????
A rough annual profit calculation
goes like this:
(2400 x 5 x 4) (episode/month) x 12 =
Rs.5,76,000 crore.
Let even 50% get dissolved in taxes
and other payments; still, you will be
left with (which includes
even the meagre Rs.480 crore of prize
money, i.e., if every episode bags
Rs.2 crore prize) –Rs.2,88,000 crore
profit!!!!! (Only from SMS).
Therefore, a Very Simple Question:
"KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI" and your
options are...
A) SONY TV
AIRTEL
C) AMITABH BACHHAN
D) SIDDHARTH BASU
Computerji, iska jawab bataiye....
Answer: All FOUR..!!!!
###$$$$$$$$$$$$
This is just for fun

Laws of Humans

2013-08-24T23:12:00.001-07:00

Law of equality : The time taken by
a wife when she says I'll get ready
in 5 min is exactly equal to the
time taken by husband when he
says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!
Law of Queue: If you change
queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than the one
you are in now.
Law of Telephone: When you dial a
wrong number, you never get a
busy tone.
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your
hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch.
Law of the Workshop: Any tool,
when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.
Bath Theorem: When the body is
immersed in water, the telephone
rings.
Law of Encounters: The probability
of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen
with.
Law of the Result: When you try to
prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.
Law of Bio mechanics: The severity
of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.
Theater Rule: People with the seats
at the farthest from the screen
arrive last.
Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit
down for a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something
which will last until the coffee is
cold.
Law of Proposal : After u accept a
proposal you will get a better one..

Why is the child in hand s of the beggers always sleeping, ???

2013-04-28T11:45:00.001-07:00

WHY IS THE CHILD IN HANDS OF THE
BEGGARS ALWAYS SLEEPING??????????????
"Why is sleeping child in the hands of beggars?
Have you ever wondered ... "
This article I read a few months ago. Who is the
author of, I don't know.
Please read…..
""Near the metro station sits a woman of
uncertain age.
Women’s hair
is confused and dirty, her head bowed in grief.
The woman sits on the dirty floor and next to
her lies a bag. In that bag
people throw money. On the hands of a woman,
asleep, is a two year old baby. He's in a dirty
hat and dirty clothes.
“Madonna with baby” - numerous passers-by
will donate money. The people of our kind- we
always feel sorry for less fortunate. We are
ready to give unfortunate people the last shirt,
the last penny out of your pocket and never
think another issue.
Helping, seems like. “Good job done”...
I walked past a beggar for a month. Did not
give any money, as I knew that this is a gang
operated scam and money collected by the
beggar will be given to whoever controls
beggars in the area. Those people own
numerous luxury properties and cars.
Oh and beggar also gets something, of course “
A bottle of vodka in the evening and a döner
kebab”.
A month later, walking past the beggars, as
shock, it suddenly
hit me….
I'm staying at a busy crossing, stared at the
baby, dressed as always- dirty track suit. I
realized that it
seemed "wrong", finding a child in a dirty
underground station from morning to evening.
The baby slept. Never sobbed or screamed,
always asleep, burying his face in the knee of a
woman who was his MUM.
Do any of you, dear readers, have children?
Remember how often they
slept at the age of 1-2-3 years? Hour two,
maximum three (not consecutive)
afternoon nap, and again – movement. For the
whole month, every day of my
walking in the underground, I've never seen a
child awake! I looked
at the tiny little man, with his face buried in the
knee of his mother, then at the beggar, and my
suspicion was gradually formed.
– Why he sleeps all the time? I asked, staring at
the baby.
The beggar pretended not to hear me. She
lowered her eyes and
hid her face in the collar of her shabby jacket. I
repeated the question. The woman again
looked up. She looked somewhere behind my
back, tired with utter irritation. Her look was
similar to the creatures from a different planet.
-F **k off ... her lips murmured.
-Why is he asleep?! I almost cried ...
Behind me someone put his hand on my
shoulder. I looked back. A some old man was
looking at me disapprovingly:
– What do you want from her? Can’t you see
how hard she’s got it in her life… Eh …
He gets some coins from his pocket and throws
them in the beggar’s bag.
Beggar made a hand wave of a cross,
portraying the face of humility and universal
grief. The guy removed his hand from my
shoulder and strolled out of the underground
station.
I bet, at home, he will tell how he defended
poor, distraught woman from a soulless man in
a tube station.
Next day I called a friend. It was a funny man
with eyes like olives Romanian nationality. He
only managed to complete three and a half
years of education. The complete lack of
education does not prevent him from moving
around the
City streets on very expensive foreign cars and
live in a “small” house with countless number of
windows and balconies. From my friend I
managed to find out that this business, despite
the apparent
spontaneity, clearly organized. Its supervised by
begging organized crime rings. The children
used are in "rent"
from families of alcoholics, or simply stolen.
I needed to get the answer to the question –
why is the baby sleeping? And I received it. My
friend Gypsy said the phrase, completely
ordinary with calm voice that twisted me in
shock, just like he was talking about weather
report:
-They are on heroin, or vodka ...
I was dumbfounded. "Who is on heroin? Whom –
under vodka?! "
He answered
-The Child, so he doesn’t scream. The women
will be sitting whole day with him, imagine how
he might get bored?
In order to make the baby slept the whole day,
it pumped up with vodka or drugs. Of course,
children's bodies are not able to cope with such
a shock. And children often die. The most
terrible thing – sometimes children die
during the "working day". And imaginary
mother must hold another dead child on her
hands until the evening. These are the rules.
And the by passers-by will throw some money in
the bag, and believe that they are moral.
Helping
"mother alone" …
… The next day I was walking near the same
underground station. I stocked up journalistic
identity, and was ready for a serious
conversation. But the conversation didn't work
out. But turned out the following ...
A woman was sitting on the floor and in her
hands she was holding a child. I asked her a
question about the documents on the child,
and, most importantly, where was yesterday's
kid, which she simply ignored.
My questions were not ignored by passers-by. I
was told that I was out of my mind screaming
at poor beggar with a child. All in all, I was
escorted out of the tube station in disgrace.
One thing remained was to call the police.
When police arrived, beggar with the baby
disappeared. I stood with a full sense of - “I'm
trying to fight windmills”.
When you see in the subway, on the street
whether women with children,
begging, think before your hand climb for
money. Think about that, if it wasn't for your
hundreds of thousands of handouts, the
business like this would have died. The business
would die and not the children-inflated with
vodka or
drugs. Do not look at the sleeping child with
affection. See horror… Since you're reading this
article, you know now- why the child is sleeping
in beggars hands.
P.S.
If you copy this article on your wall or just click
"Share", your friends will read it too.
And when you decide again to open your wallet
to throw a coin to a beggar, remember that this
charity could cost another child's life.""

Six lessons of life

2013-04-01T07:49:00.001-07:00

Lesson 1: Naked Wife
A man is getting into the shower just as his
wife is finishing up her shower when the
doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in
a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens
the door, there stands Bob, the next door
neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll
give you $800 to drop that towel.” After
thinking for a moment, the woman drops her
towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800
dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in
the towel and goes back upstairs. When she
gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…
“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door
neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband
says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he
owes me?”
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to
credit and risk with your shareholders in time,
you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure.
Lesson 2:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the
manager are walking to lunch when they find an
antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes
out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just
one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the
administration clerk. “I want to be in the
Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care
in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me
next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in
Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal
masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas
and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK,
you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The
manager says, “I want those two back in the
office after lunch.”
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have
the first say.
Lesson 3:
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a
leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up
her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm
129?” The priest removed his hand.
But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her
leg again. The nun once again said, “Father,
remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized
“Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at
the convent, the nun went on her way. On his
arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look
up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek,
further up, you will find glory.”
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed
in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 4:
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all
day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you
and do nothing all day long?” The crow
answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on
the ground below the crow, and rested.
...A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing
nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
Lesson 5: Power of Charisma
A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love
to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed
the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well,
why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied
the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The
turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that
it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating
some more dung, he reached the second
branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he
was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the
turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the
top, but it wont keep you there.
Lesson 6:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It
was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground
into a large field. While he was lying there, a
cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow
dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay
there all warm and happy, and soon began to
sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird
singing and came to investigate. Following the
sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and
ate him.
Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to
keep your mouth shut

10 Beautiful and stunning message !

2013-03-20T05:27:00.001-07:00

10 Beautiful and Stunning messages !

Stay away from anger...
It hurts ..Only You!
If you are right then there is no need to get
angry,
And if you are wrong then you don't have any
right to get angry.
Patience with family is love,
Patience with others is respect.
Patience with self is confidence and Patience
with GOD is faith.
Never think hard about the PAST, It brings
tears...
Don't think more about the FUTURE, It brings
fears...
Live this moment with a smile,
It brings cheer.
Every test in our life makes us bitter or better,
Every problem comes to make us or break us,
The choice is ours whether we become victims
or victorious.
Beautiful things are not always good but good
things are always beautiful.
Do you know why God created gaps between
fingers?
So that someone who is special to you comes
and fills those gaps by holding your hand
forever.
Happiness keeps you sweet.

Amazing albhabets full forms about life

2013-03-11T02:26:00.001-07:00

Alphabets are so intelligentlly arranged...they
show you the way of life....
"A"lways
"B"e
"C"ool.
"D"on't have
"E"go with "
F"riends.n Family
"G"iveup "
H"urting
"I"ndividuals.
"J"ust
"K"eep
"L"oving
"M"ankind.
"N"ever
"O"mit
"P"rayers.
"Q"uietly
"R"emember
"S"peak
"T"ruth.
"U"se
"V"alid
"W"ords.
"X"press
"Y"our
"Z"eal..

Believe in God..alwayz

2013-03-10T03:28:00.001-07:00

Look to the LORD and his strength; seek his face always.

Me: God, can I ask You a question?
God: Sure
Me: Promise You won't get mad
God: I promise
Me: Why did You let so much stuff happen
to me today?
God: What do u mean?
Me: Well, I woke up late
God: Yes
Me: My car took forever to start
God: Okay
Me: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong
& I had to wait
God: Huummm
Me: On the way home, my phone went
DEAD, just as I picked up a call
God: All right
Me: And on top of it all off, when I got
home ~I just want to soak my feet in my
new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn't
work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did
You do that?
God: Let me see, the death angel was at
your bed this morning & I had to send one
of My Angels to battle him for your life. I
let you sleep through that
Me (humbled): OH
GOD: I didn't let your car start because
there was a drunk driver on your route that
would have hit you if you were on the road.
Me: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your
sandwich today was sick & I didn't want you
to catch what they have, I knew you
couldn't afford to miss work.
Me (embarrassed):Okay
God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person
that was calling was going to give false
witness about what you said on that call, I
didn't even let you talk to them so you
would be covered.
Me (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a
shortage that was going to throw out all of
the power in your house tonight. I didn't
think you wanted to be in the dark.
Me: I'm Sorry God
God: Don't be sorry, just learn to Trust
Me.... in All things , the Good & the bad.
Me: I will trust You.
God: And don't doubt that My plan for your
day is Always Better than your plan.
Me: I won't God. And let me just tell you
God, Thank You for Everything today.
God: You're welcome child. It was just
another day being your God and I Love
looking after My Children...
REPOST if you Believe in HIM ♥
Worth posting.

An hour for family; bitter truth for an employee

2013-03-07T08:31:00.000-08:00

True story that reckon your life..

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an
hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do
you ask such a thing?"
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me,
how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an
hour."
SON: "Oh! (With his head down).
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"
The father was furious.
DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is
so you can borrow some money to buy a
silly toy or some other nonsense, then you
march yourself straight to your room and go
to bed. Think about why you are being so
selfish. I work hard everyday for such this
childish behavior."
The little boy quietly went to his room and
shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even
angrier about the little boy's questions.
How dare he ask such questions only to get
some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had
calmed down, and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really
needed to buy with that $ 50 and he really
didn't ask for money very often. The man
went to the door of the little boy's room
and opened the door.
DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"
SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".
DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too
hard on you earlier. It's been a long day
and I took out my aggravation on you.
Here's the $50 you asked for."
The little boy sat straight up, smiling.
SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled
out some crumpled up bills. The man saw
that the boy already had money, started to
get angry again. The little boy slowly
counted out his money, and then looked up
at his father.
DAD: "Why do you want more money if you
already have some?"
SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but
now I do.
"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour
of your time? Please come home early
tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with
you."
The father was crushed. He put his arms
around his little son, and he begged for his
forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to all
of you working so hard in life. We should
not let time slip through our fingers without
having spent some time with those who
really matter to us, those close to our
hearts. Do remember to share that $100
worth of your time with someone you love?
If we die tomorrow, the company that we
are working for could easily replace us in a
matter of days. But the family and friends
we leave behind will feel the loss for the
rest of their lives. And come to think of it,
we pour ourselves more into work than to
our family.
Some things are more important.

Women in your LIFE as WIFE....

2013-03-07T04:16:00.001-08:00

Tomorrow you may get a working woman, but
you should marry her with these facts as well...
Here is a girl, who is as much educated as you
are ; Who is earning almost as much as you do ;
One, who has dreams and aspirations just as
you have because she is as human as you are ;
One, who has never entered the kitchen in her
life just like you or your Sister haven't, as she
was busy in studies and competing in a system
that gives no special concession to girls for
their culinary achievements.
One, who has lived and loved her parents &
brothers & sisters, almost as much as you do
for 20-25 years of her life ;
One, who has bravely agreed to leave behind all
that, her home, people who love her, to adopt
your home, your family, your ways and even
your family ,name

One, who is somehow expected to be a master-
chef from day #1, while you sleep oblivious to
her predicament in her new circumstances,
environment and that kitchen
One, who is expected to make the tea, first
thing in the morning and cook food at the end
of the day, even if she is as tired as you are,
maybe more, and yet never ever expected to
complain ; to be a servant, a cook, a mother,a
wife, even if she doesn't want to ; and is
learning just like you are as to what you want
from her ; and is clumsy and sloppy at times
and knows that you won't like it if she is too
demanding, or if she learns faster than you.
One, who has her own set of friends, and that
includes boys and even men at her workplace
too, those, who she knows from school days and
yet is willing to put all that on the back-burners
to avoid your irrational jealousy, unnecessary
competition and your inherent insecurities.
Yes, she can drink and dance just as well as you
can, but won't, simply Because you won't like it,
even though you say otherwise.
One, who can be late from work once in a while
when deadlines, just like yours, are to be met ;
One, who is doing her level best and wants to
make this most important relationship in her
entire life a grand success, if you just help her
some and trust her.
One, who just wants one thing from you, as you
are the only one she knows in your entire house
- your unstinted support, your sensitivities and
most importantly - your understanding, or love,
if you may call it.
But not many guys understand this......
Please appreciate "HER"
I hope you will do.... :)
Tx for reading.......vny

STORY BEHIND YOUR DATE OF BIRTH

2013-03-06T08:09:00.001-08:00

STORY BEHIND YOUR DATE OF BIRTH !!!!

Interesting !!

Hey this is really true and see it will work for
you too
If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of
any month U r number 1....
If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of
any month then U r number 2...
If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of
any month then U r number 3...
If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of
any month then U r number 4...
If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any
month then U r number 5...
If U were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any
month then U r number 6...
If U were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any
month then U r number 7...
If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any
month then U r number 8...
If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any
month then U r number 9...
Number 1
You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn,
hardworking, honest,Jealous on competing
basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly,
authorities,Famous
person...always want to be and regarded as
first on people position, they are often like to
be independent, will never be under others, self
confident people!
You are most likely to fall in love in the younger
age, but will get marry when you mature! You
are likely to have problems with people who
have opposite views
And you are most likely to take revenge over
your enemies in a long time basis. You are a
spender, but you will have a good profession in
the future.

If you are guy you will be very popular that
everybody will have mental attraction and
respect at you. You can go anywhere from the
local shop to the heart of the parliament
because you are positive and well talented in
numerous issues!! But in your life you will
always have some people who will work hard to
bring you & your name down. This is
undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will
be hated by some people too...
Your family life is very cool, you will have a very
nice partner & wonderful children... You are
pioneer, independent & original...
Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!
Number 2
No matter what, you will be loved by every one
coz your ruler is the moon and every one loves
the Moon. Well.. You are a person who day
dream a lot,
you have very low-self confidence, you need
back up for every move in your life, you are very
much unpredictable. Means you do change
according to time and circumstances, kind a
selfish, have a very strong sense of musical,
artistic talent, verbal communication.
Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to
gloom and fade away so everybody can expect
changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma
Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a
Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and
peace (I mean in the community and your own
home).
If you really have a deep thought about your
own believe in God you can feel the difference
which will make you stronger! Most of the time
your words are a kind of would be happening
true! So without any knowledge you can predict
the situation. You will become poets, writers,
any Artistic business people! Rajnikant V/s CID
Jokes
You are not strong in love, so you will be there
and here till you get marry.. If U r a girl you will
be a responsible woman in the whole family. If
U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments
in the family or Vice-versa. Means you will
sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of Your
family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad
vision, a power behind the scenes, well
balanced People!!!
Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can
put up with you !!!
Number 3
You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most
of the times, religious, loves to climb up in your
life. You always tend to have lots of problems
within
your family in the early stages but you will put
up with everything.. You have the strong word
power, pretty happy face.. So wherever you go
always
you have got what you wanted!!! And from the
birth always wanted to work hard in order to
achieve something.. You will not get anything
without hard
work! When you reach a man/ woman age you
want other younger once to listen to you
because you want younger people to respect
people older than
them. You do set so many examples to others.
Generally you are not a cool person. It's not
easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you
are! But once you like someone's attitude then
here you
go, what can I say? It will be a lasting
friendship. You always have respect from
others.
Your life seems to have lots of worries and
problems but sure they won't be long.. you will
always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money
a bit too
much so temptation will push you to endless
trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it's
over. Looking after your family and help friends,
so you will
spend a life time just being generous and kind
(except 21st born men). And number 3s you will
be such an example of how to be in the culture
& life!!! If you are girl then you have good
character and culture & hardworking attitude.
You always
follow.
You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition
focused, a person who brings beauty , hope &
joy to this world!!!
Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!
Number 4
You are very stubborn too, very hard working
but unlucky in important matters in life, very
cool, helpful, you have rough word power..
Might put lots of people away from you, you
may cause nuisance to others if you are a man,
and you often understands others and their
problems well. If you are a girl you are very
good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you
spend most of the time after girl friends
(almost) at times, you will have sort of too
much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends
will spend your time & money and get away
with their life and you will become empty
handed and don't know what to do... So be
careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Rajnikant
V/s CID Jokes
Your good will is you are always there to help
family and friends. Tell you what you people are
little gem! s, specially the girls.. You always fall
in love in younger age as well. You often live
with disappointments, for an example you have
got a degree in some thing... but you will be
unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs.
But you will take care of your family very
well...All you need to be careful of people who
will take advantage of your kind heart. And
beware of your relations too..
You are radical, patient, persistent,a bit old-
fashioned, you live with foundation & order...
Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!
Number 5
You are very popular within the community, you
can get things done by just chatting..to even
enemies! You have a pretty good business mind,
you are often have no-idea what is today is like,
or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does
anything when your head thinks "lets do this".
You will be famous if you open up a business,
get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very
popular with sense of humor ,you are the one
your friends and families will always ask for
help, and you are the one actually get money on
credit and help your friends. You will have more
than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down
you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other
half will have a pretty good amount of control
in you, be careful! You tend to go for other
relationships! Contacts even you are married at
times 'coz your popularity.. Rajnikant V/s CID
Jokes
You are someone who get along with anyone
coz the number 5 is the middle number..
Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an
explorer with magic on your face. You learn
your life through experience and it's your best
teacher!!!
Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!
Number 6
Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don't
care about others. I mean you are always want
to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You
will be very good in either education or work
wise or business management! You are
talented, kind (but with only people who you
think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys,
popular and more than lucky with anything in
your lives. All the goodness does come with
you. Your mind and body is just made perfect
for love.
You are lovable by any other numbers. But if
you are a number 6 man, you will experience
kind of looks from most girls and will involve in
more than few relationships until you get
married. If you are girl, most of you will get
marry/engaged early. You are a caring person
towards your family & friends . If you miss the
half-way mark then you are about to suffer
physically and mentally. Generally you will lead
a very good inner-home happiness with nothing
short of. You are a person of compassion,
comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility,
good judgment, and after all you can heal this
world wounds to make peace for every life coz
you have the great power of caring talent to
make this world of love one step further...
Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5 !!!
Number 7
You have got the attraction to anyone out
there, you are realistic, very confident, happy,
such a talented individual with your education,
music, arts, singing, and most importantly
acting too. You have real problems with bad
temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with
the subjects listed above. Rajnikant V/s CID
Jokes
You give up things for your parents. I mean you
value your family status a lot, you will be in the
top rank when you reach a certain age. If you
are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a
very talented too. Most of the number 7s face
lots of problems with their marriage life.
Only a very few are happy. You have everything
in your life, but still always number 7s have
some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their
lifetime.
It's probably the Lord given you all sort of over
the standard humans talents and you are about
to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready
looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you
don't, then you might end-up single. So take
care with this issue,
ok?
You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy
person.. You are born to contribute lots to this
world!!!
Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!
Number 8
You are a very strong personality, there's no
one out there will understand you. You are very
good at pointing your finger at some thing and
say "this is what".
You are more likely to suffer from the early
ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not
good you might lose either of your parent and
end up looking after your entire family. You
often suffer all the way in life.
The problems will not allow you to study
further, but you will learn the life in a very
practical way. You are the one who will fight for
justice and may die in the war too. You are
normally very reserved with handful of friends
and most of the time live life lonely and always
prepared to help others. Well. once you get
married (which is often late) then your bad
lucks will go away a bit and you! u become safe.
You will face un-expected problems
such as : the error, government, poisonous
animals, accidents.
You are some one with great discipline,
persistence, courage, strength which will take
you to success. You are a great part of a family
team. You are a fighter!
Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!
Number 9
Hey...you guys are the incompatibles people in
the world. You are so strong, physically and
mentally... You are often have big-aims. You
will work hard and hard to get there. Normally
you suffer in the early age from family
problems and generally you will have fighting
life.. But when you achieve what you have done,
it's always a big task you have done! You are so
much respected in the community, you are a
person who can make a challenge and
successfully finish the matter off. Rajnikant V/s
CID Jokes
You are very naughty in your younger age, often
beaten up by your parents and involve in fights
and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your
life time. But when u grow you become calm
and macho type.
Love is not an easy matter for you. You are
good in engineering or banking jobs coz people
always trust you.
Your family life is very good, but will have
worries over your children.
Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient,
very wise & compassionate.
You are born to achieve targets and serve every
one all equally without any prejudice.
You are totally a role model to anybody in the
world for a great inspiration.
Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

“Is the Indian Education system

2013-03-04T11:31:00.001-08:00

Crossfire: “Is the Indian Education system

failing?”

Panelists:

1. Prof. Sultan Ahmed Ismayil, renowned soil
biologist and ecologist
2. Bushra Shariff, Founder of Zenslap Artist
management
3. Dr Eugene D'vaz, Poet and Painter, Prof. at St
Joseph College Trichy.
4. Mr Prashanth Raj, Director at The Viral Fever
5. Dr. Chris Phillip, Professor dept of Optical
Physics, Imperial College London.
One could blame the lackadaisical precedents
for the initial lukewarm response for this
discussion but whoever missed it have lots to
lose. By far this was the best Crossfire in the
past four years. The earlier editions did have a
lot of crosstalk but lacked fire in the discussion.
Although panel was formed by pick and place
from different teams including GL and
Infotainment, it seemed like a conscious effort
in forming a group with polarized standpoints
to discuss if “The Indian education System is
failing”. The opening comment by Prof Ismayil
instantly put the pace of the discussion into
overdrive, “When a teacher talks, students
listen but when students talk, students learn.
The students pass not because of teachers but
in spite of them. In the present scenario, the
students are passing but the institutions are
failing“. Making a strong point against the stale
syllabus and the reluctance of even the
autonomous institutions, he stood for updation
of curriculum to meet the current day needs. As
the discussion moved on the cultural
background of India was blamed.
Notwithstanding the comment, Chris made a
quick rebuttal citing the example back at his
home. England despite having a huge cultural
background, it has never impeded the higher
education as the faculty in the universities were
all young. He even noted that bringing about a
change in the varsities was easier than in the
industries. Talking about innovation, he
remarked that one must be brave enough to
make mistakes and a system that does not
tolerate mistakes can’t encourage creativity;
only by funding a hundred failed experiments
can anyone make an innovation. As the
discussion progressed India-centric and the
Indian universities were blamed for not making
to the top 200, the panel described Indian
system of education as broad spaced and
holistic; for a western mind that capitalizes on
specialization, they would never have the right
yardstick to understand our excellence. For the
appalling state of affairs, a lion’s share of
blame goes to the students who are not
rebellious against the ills that the system
suffers from. Each one of them is content with
a handsome pay check and is not willing to
involve in any skirmishes against the system.
But at the same time, it’s the constant fear of
the administration that keeps the students in
abeyance. In an anecdote that was narrated, a
father who sees something beautiful in an
exhibition wants his son to see the same. So he
puts him on his shoulders, but his son sees
something even more beautiful farther behind.
This must be typical the mindset of a teacher
who must not compete with students rather
complete their education. When it comes to
running behind dreams, a few pointed out the
shaded horse attitude of students to look for
green pastures of economically satisfying jobs.
Concluding the discussion, financial well being
might be an achievement but we must be brave
and dare to be different in choosing less
explored avenues to become super achievers.
Dr Vinod moderated the discussion and duly got
what he deserved from the fiery panel for
blaming the poor ranking of Indian universities,
besides the memento. :)

Welcome to Stock Market !

2013-03-04T00:20:00.001-08:00

Stock Market

Once upon a time in a village, a man announced
to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for
Rs 10. The villagers, seeing that there were
many monkeys around, went out to the forest
and started catching them..
The man bought thousands at Rs 10 and as
supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped
their effort.
He further announced that he would now buy at
Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers
and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and
people started going back to their farms. The
offer rate increased to Rs 25 and the supply of
monkeys became so little that it was an effort
to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy
monkeys at Rs 50! However, since he had to go
to the city on some business, his assistant
would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told
the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the
big cage that the man has collected. I will sell
them to you at Rs 35 and when the man returns
from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs 50."
The villagers squeezed up with all their savings
and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant,
only monkeys everywhere!
Welcome to the'Stock Market':p :D

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

2013-02-28T23:03:00.001-08:00

TAX STRUCTURE IN INDIA

1) What r u doing?
Ans. : Business
Tax :pAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!
2) What r u doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!
3) From where r u getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY
& OCTROI!
4) What r u getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!
How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : Pay dividend distribution Tax
5) Where u Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!
6) Do u have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!
7) Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!
8) Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!
Ans : No
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax
9) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!
10) Where r u taking your client for Lunch &
Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
11) r u going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!
12) Hav u taken or given any Service/s?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!
13) How come u got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday
Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!
14) Do u have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!
15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment,
where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!
16) Hav u purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !
17) How u Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!
18) Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL
EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE
CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!
19) Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!
20) INDIAN :: can i die now??
Ans :: wait we are about to launch the funeral
tax!!

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB!

2013-02-23T02:50:00.001-08:00

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB!

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in
a closed Room with an Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates into the room and
close the door.
Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours
and then analyse The situation..
If they are counting the
Bricks.
Put them in the Accounts Department.
If they are recounting them..
Put them in Auditing ..
If they have messed up the
Whole place with the bricks.
Put them in Engineering.
If they are arranging the
Bricks in some strange order.
Put them in Planning.
If they are throwing the
Bricks at each other.
Put them in Operations.
If they are sleeping.
Put them in Security.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces.
Put them in Information Technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Put them in Human Resources.
If they say they have tried
Different combinations, yet
Not a brick has Been moved, put them in Sales.
If they have already left for
The day.
Put them in Marketing.
If they are staring out of the
Window.
Put them on Strategic Planning.
And then last but not least.
If they are talking to each
Other and not a single brick
Has been Moved.
Congratulate them and put them
in
Top Management..
Tx for reading..
Vinay shukla

FIRST Save and THEN Spend !

2012-11-03T09:09:00.000-07:00

"""First you save what you have and the remaining only you spend for yourself """

while you are earning, first always try to make plans for saving the maximum you earn and then work on it and achieve it.
The remaining only you plan to spend on yourself that's the way to sustain and absorb any sudden ups and downs.

That come on our day to day life. !
V&V

Raise your Spirit

2012-10-23T13:27:00.003-07:00

Proverbs 8: 18 With me are riches and honor, enduring wealth and prosperity.

As leaders we need to be wise about our hearts. When we find that we seem to be frustrated, seem to lack satisfaction in things we do, and we seem to ask is this all there is? That is the time we must search for the clues to see what that voice inside of is calling us to.

I find in those frustrating times I am saying I don’t want to settle for this. I can be more, I can do more, and I have more to give than what I am doing.

Wisdom is calling out to us, “You are better than this so come grow into the bigger person that you are. When we do this verse tells us of our awaiting rewards.

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living.
Gail Sheehy

Keep Moving; as time Do !

2012-10-15T06:44:00.001-07:00

A college class was graduating on a hot and humid day.

As the graduates walked across the platform and received their diplomas from the president of the college, he smiled, shook their hands, and said loudly, “Congratulations!” Then, in a much lower voice, one that was firm and could be heard only by the graduates, he would say, “Keep moving.”

He was only trying to keep the line moving across the stage, but his words were good advice for a lifetime: “Keep moving.” After every achievement growing up, graduation, marriage, job promotion, even retirement the best advice is, “Keep moving. Don’t stop. Don’t stagnate.”

There is more to life than you have found thus far. This is not the end; it is only the beginning. “Keep moving.”

When we approach life with this attitude, we look forward to the future and what God has in store for us.

Happy Engineer's Day.. Mechanicals's

2012-09-14T13:08:00.001-07:00

Engineers’ Day

Sep15

Engineering is not merely knowing and being knowledgeable, like a walking encyclopedia; engineering is not merely analysis; engineering is not merely the possession of the capacity to get elegant solutions to non-existent engineering problems; engineering is practicing the art of the organized forcing of technological change… Engineers operate at the interface between science and society… ~ Dean Gordon Brown

The Institution of Engineers (India) observes September 15 every year as the Engineers’ Day to commemorate the birthday of the legendary engineer Sir M. Visvesvaraya. In recognition of his monumental services towards national development and for the cause of engineering, Sir Visvesvaraya was honoured by the country’s highest civilian honour, the Bharat Ratna, in the year 1955. He served as the dewan of Mysore State and was considered to be the architect of the all-round development of Karnataka. Among his most successful projects are the design and construction of the K.R. Sagar dam and its adjoining Brindavan Gardens, turn-around of the Bhadravati Iron and Steel Works, setting up of the Mysore Sandalwood Oil Factory and the founding of the Bank of Mysore.

On this occasion I would like to share a poem on engineering graduates I came across in the Internet

I Am the Very Model of an Engineering Graduate

by Gary Friedman I am the very model of an engineering graduate;
I work with systems and with problems both of nature delicate;
I’ve studied properties of things in motion for the hell of it,
Regurgitating answers to insure that my degree I’ll get;
I’ve studied chemistry and learned the formulas of saturate
Solutions in normality in labs that are immaculate,
And programmed huge machines with large routines I’ve written just so that
Infrequently will I encounter problems that I can’t attack;
I’m very good at systems both in digital and analogue;
Have studied great philosophers; can quote to you their dialogue;
I’ll work all day and never quit, that is if I can manage it;
I am the very model of an engineering graduate.
I use my Hewlett-Packard for the answers found in calculus,
And problems most encountered in numerical analysis;
It calculates proportions used in heart and lung dialysis;
Eventually I’ll work for them and move to where Corvallis is.
My interests are much greater than my friends and colleagues might believe;
I’ve worked with magic and performed illusions written to deceive;
In elementary schools I’ll work with children who do not receive
The help and dedication they require so they might achieve.
My years of work and study have allowed me to become involved
In engineering problems that have only partially been solved.
My grades, however, are the pits, and I don’t really give a s—,
That’s why I am the model of an engineering graduate.

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The engineer is the key figure in the material progress of the world. It is his engineering that makes a reality of the potential value of science by translating scientific knowledge into tools, resources, energy and labor to bring them into the service of man … To make contributions of this kind the engineer requires the imagination to visualize the needs of society and to appreciate what is possible as well as the technological and broad social age understanding to bring his vision to reality. ~ Sir Eric Ashby

Have you ever stopped to think what would be your life without engineers?

Life Without Aeronautical Engineers

Life Without Civil Engineers

Life Without Communications Engineers

Life Without Computer Engineers

Life Without Electronic Engineers

Life Without Mechanical Engineers

Life Without Electrical Engineers

Being a Mechanical engineer I am proud of being. Even the sentence also implies..

i.e " Sab Ka Baap Ek ..

Uska naam "MeCH"...

Reservation against Cancellation RAC

2012-09-12T21:26:00.001-07:00

Wipro chairman Mr. Azim prem ji's comment on reservation:

* I think we should have job reservations in all the fields.
I completely support the PM and all the politicians for promoting this.
Let's start the reservation with our cricket team.

We should have 10 percent reservation for Muslims.
30 percent for OBC, SC /ST like that. Cricket rules should be modified accordingly.
The boundary circle should be reduced for an SC/ST player.
The four hit by an SC/ST/OBC player should be considered
as a six and a six hit by a SC/ST/OBC player should be counted as 8 runs.
An SC/ST/OBC player scoring 60 runs should be declared as a century.
We should influence ICC and make rules so that the pace bowlers
like Shoaib Akhtar should not bowl fast balls to our SC/ST/OBC player.
Bowlers should bowl maximum speed of 80 kilometer per hour to an SC/ST/OBC
player. Any delivery above this speed should be made illegal.
Also we should have reservation in Olympics. In the 100 meters race,
an SC/ST/OBC player should be given a gold medal if he runs 80 meters.
There can be reservation in Government jobs also.
Let's recruit SC/ST and OBC pilots for aircrafts which are
carrying the ministers and politicians (that can really help the country)
Ensure that only SC/ST and OBC doctors do the operations for the ministers
and other politicians. (Another way of saving the country..)
Let's be creative and think of ways and means to guide INDIA forward.
Let's show the world that INDIA is a GREAT country.
Let's be proud of being an INDIAN...
May the good breed of politicians long live..*

*Share it if yu r against reservation*

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Invest and Earn

2012-08-25T04:21:00.001-07:00

Puslar de Vny ,, facebook.com/vinay805

" Blue Eyes" the only word to define the new look of my pulsar. Its really rocking to invest on your desire.

" Only investment made you Earn"..

This is damn true because all is game of timeline you learn earn and pay. Economy doesn't lack you steps to graph; only shows your footprint towards coming stream in sands. Its upon you how you make it go or take it somewhere permanently.