<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Fri, 22 Mar 2024 02:30:49 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>doping</category><category>environment</category><category>honeybees</category><category>michael rasmussen</category><category>tour de france</category><title>Intellectual Lint</title><description></description><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>108</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-559076852560688250</guid><pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 17:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-09-17T10:29:52.124-07:00</atom:updated><title>The AIG Bailout</title><atom:summary type="text">My Republican friends tag Clinton and Obama as &#39;socialist&#39; or &#39;tax and spend liberals&#39;. They are opposed to nationalized insurance of any kind.Last night, the Republican administration bought 80% of AIG, bailing them out from a catastrophic failure. They did this with a loan to AIG from taxpayer funds that will be repaid at an incredible 11% interest. AIG will NEVER dig out from under this. </atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/09/aig-bailout.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-351177914406568998</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-09-05T16:37:45.249-07:00</atom:updated><title>Bragging About My Computer</title><atom:summary type="text">Cool new tool that one of my clients just launched, shows how nifty my computer is:Processor:AMD Phantom X4RAM:4GBVideo Card:ATI CrossfireVideo Mode:1600 x 1200 x 4294967296 colorsCatalog Your PC Inventory</atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/09/bragging-about-my-computer.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-7932523332179402274</guid><pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 20:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-08-29T13:10:24.363-07:00</atom:updated><title>Sarah Palin: Creationist, Pro-Life VP Candidate</title><atom:summary type="text">It&#39;s been a while, but I had to post this:Sarah Palin is McCain&#39;s VP. Also a creationist.If you are a Democrat and vote for McCain because you somehow don&#39;t like Obama, you are a moron.Moron.Stupidhead.</atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/08/sarah-palin-creationist-pro-life-vp.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-5388029509772829893</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 16:21:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-21T09:22:10.819-07:00</atom:updated><title>Married 10 years...</title><atom:summary type="text">...can ya believe it?</atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/06/married-10-years.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-1413027953586450652</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:44:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-18T09:46:59.951-07:00</atom:updated><title>Hummer Mileage Not Found</title><atom:summary type="text">Hee hee:Hummer Mileage</atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/06/hummer-mileage-not-found.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-4888902482660291457</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 15:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-03T08:50:10.389-07:00</atom:updated><title>Rat King Sighting Causes Panic on NY Subway</title><atom:summary type="text">NEW YORK, JUNE 3rd, 2008: Horrified commuters fled a New York subway today after seeing an enormous &#39;rat king&#39;.Rat kings occur when several rats become intertwined at the tail. Their tails then grow together. were once thought to be fiction. Since then, numerous specimens have been found.&quot;It was the most revolting thing I&#39;ve ever seen,&quot; Franklin Snyder, a Manhattan commuter,  commented.Several </atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/06/rat-king-sighting-causes-panic-on-ny.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnf-9cwwEq3Qb5_8v1zEilpfdbBk57-Rm5U7kCNTeFXWpW7KSITJXLwNr824K9LpnMqAekuxm8pHOoy-lVa7MnRliI5ZVsyh5UfssjZnAw_dJgGUvswCfxHjR_gDy1Z0IbEbO6Kg/s72-c/roi.gif" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-5654373489593657338</guid><pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 05:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-02-22T21:06:49.728-08:00</atom:updated><title>Be Afraid...</title><atom:summary type="text">Utah students carry guns to class.I&#39;m not sure how I feel about this, except to say I&#39;m glad I live in Washington.Nothing against guns, but these folks made Karl Malone their hero for years. Can we trust them with loaded firearms?</atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/02/be-afraid.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-2760110934131538163</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jan 2008 05:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-20T21:42:19.683-08:00</atom:updated><title>Pondering Cloverfield: It&#39;s About The People, Not the Monster</title><atom:summary type="text">Cloverfield is not a monster movie. It&#39;s a movie about how friends respond to unexpected catastrophe - in this case, a humungous monster possibly released by the Tagruato Corporation as they drilled for the secret ingredient in their Slusho.A lot of folks walked away from this movie shaking their head. They expected Godzilla rampaging through a cardboard city.Instead, Cloverfield gave us a gritty</atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/01/pondering-cloverfield-its-about-people.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-8389554536497825489</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 02:05:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-15T18:09:33.029-08:00</atom:updated><title>Unspeakable Acts, With Fingers and Mice</title><atom:summary type="text">Several of my staff work on a podcast: The Weekly Geek Show.If you like intelligent commentary on everything from video games to HD DVD, sprinkled liberally with bursts of hilarious grossness, I highly recommend it. I nearly drove off the road laughing at this week&#39;s episode.But I must set the record straight.In the post, Chris states that, when at work, he&#39;s required to stick his finger up his </atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/01/unspeakable-acts-with-fingers-and-mice.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-8245810378925327936</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 22:30:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-09T14:33:18.663-08:00</atom:updated><title>CEO-ness: A Haiku</title><atom:summary type="text">Finances eat me,With small, angry bites, untilAll smartness is gone.</atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/01/ceo-ness-haiku.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-4165245390612161339</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 22:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-08T14:08:26.540-08:00</atom:updated><title>Caption this Photo</title><atom:summary type="text">I dare you.</atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/01/caption-this-photo.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnZ33NW8HDi8xTTZ7cEnl45NqbRdQXQEd9Zcmb_FRd8kZX_0LDQeddD26_c6QZ4JgfmYg8WZc5wPoH5fVjKbOIk1Df0CYsMvOn5GxWbtwUL9c1q9KaNk-1DTC1AwZq7OELLlFq0Q/s72-c/4.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-6962085387454553548</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 18:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-05T10:16:14.388-08:00</atom:updated><title>The Purple Boot from the Sky Lives!</title><atom:summary type="text">If you&#39;re not a gamer, you don&#39;t know what this means. And I don&#39;t mean a cool video gamer. I mean a hardcore, geeked out D&amp;D and tabletop gamer. The kind of person who can regale his or her gaming buddies with hours of tales from past adventures.The &quot;purple boot from the sky&quot; is a magical happening, whereby the Game Master (usually one of your friends, who you&#39;re harassing constantly to give </atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/01/purple-boot-from-sky-lives.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-2642790892885551074</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jan 2008 18:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-05T10:11:02.541-08:00</atom:updated><title>Design Busted</title><atom:summary type="text">Sorry, I know I broke the design with that last photo.I&#39;ll get around to fixing it, I swear. After I fix two other sites I built for friends, rehab my back, get back on my bike, make level 70 in WoW...</atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/01/design-busted.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-5957752445068014879</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 20:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-04T12:27:20.418-08:00</atom:updated><title>I Want to Ride My Bicycle</title><atom:summary type="text">.flickr-photo { border: solid 2px #000000; }.flickr-yourcomment { }.flickr-frame { text-align: left; padding: 3px; }.flickr-caption { font-size: 0.8em; margin-top: 0px; }		I Want to Ride My Bicycle, originally uploaded by oybay.					Simplicity is a beautiful thing.Wonder how much this bike weighs?</atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/01/i-want-to-ride-my-bicycle.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2131/2122394412_fab36e18c8_t.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-2567517615212621904</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 03:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-03T19:14:02.945-08:00</atom:updated><title>President Huckabee?</title><atom:summary type="text">No, I can&#39;t say it.I can no more like the idea of a Baptist Minister in charge than I could an orthodox rabbi.</atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/01/president-huckabee.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-3848709276003700577</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jan 2008 17:54:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-02T09:56:21.326-08:00</atom:updated><title>The Bullshit Generation</title><atom:summary type="text">I&#39;ve come to a realization over the last few years:My grandparents&#39; generation defeated the Nazis.My parents&#39; generation put a man on the moon.My generation created the iPod.Wonder what our kids will do?</atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/01/bullshit-generation.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-7930013929003254701</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 17:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-01T10:00:11.261-08:00</atom:updated><title>New Year&#39;s Philosophy</title><atom:summary type="text">I&#39;d rather be a Than a </atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/01/new-years-philosophy.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdGi1Xzmlh6UrcAoQ5C-lS7yfRoHpXafEIUuvA7FRW8G0vk0ZCn9terpRyvgaAut3dDfPWDfVubDbYzEQToXfzLY5k9GtUpitXrqQXqVNKYsjmlmHbDrUuq_Dcgrtyk55qjI6tYQ/s72-c/34812219.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-7408543977404243855</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jan 2008 17:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-01T09:52:36.896-08:00</atom:updated><title>Objects in Mirror...</title><atom:summary type="text">I have a new Toyota Prius that includes a backup camera. This neat gadget displays what&#39;s immediately behind my car on a little screen in the dashboard. That way, if a short person is right behind me, I won&#39;t squash them.When I put my car into reverse last week, I nearly had a heart attack. In the monitor was the biggest damned squirrel I&#39;ve ever seen. For a second, I thought a rodent the size of</atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2008/01/objects-in-mirror.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj23g5bGj1p0ykHLgBD3jbmYhfnWNSc06FQEx-_3FuPRa4YrM3ai9bOhSzfvDlALvEFuipQfUv8Uk1a15rEWil0J89H5Ir2CbioqQwumM6L80lmUOvIjQ_8VftZwk4VP1UUU_OJGQ/s72-c/objectsinmirror.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-8223998957657215125</guid><pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2007 05:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-29T22:00:28.643-08:00</atom:updated><title>4 Things to Do If Think Your Child Has Whooping Cough</title><atom:summary type="text">My son just tested positive for Pertussis (Whooping Cough). It&#39;s a nasty bug that used to kill 10,000 or so people a year. Now it kills less than 100. But it&#39;s super-contagious, and all the more so because your child won&#39;t necessarily start barking like a seal when they get it.H. had a mild cold 3 weeks ago. Then he developed a persistent, mild cough that mostly bugged him in the morning.After 9 </atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2007/12/4-things-to-do-if-think-your-child-has.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmd9tweuTq07KxO_RGDpB-q0A1iMvUn_wz1bQdV1ycEOq5bPUCEX6nikFeNP77fY9g1zlDdPCYn7bpFkoVBIaToPn9zwJBq5fSlyZcMYwZu33cgMWn8LmtX0NgWnkZ1EhNsHXhlw/s72-c/34843916.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-1464025992065826401</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 23:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-28T16:03:49.716-08:00</atom:updated><title>Screw Jewels. I Want Chocolate.</title><atom:summary type="text">I am a long time chocoholic. My staff have often seen me creeping around, peeking surreptitiously into everyone&#39;s lunches, trying to scavenge some chocolate candy.I can&#39;t help it. Both of my parents are chocolate addicts. So I was doomed.I&#39;ve always favored the cheap stuff: I can go through Kit Kats, for example, like nobody else.Then someone got me this:Holy cow. When I took my first bite (20 </atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2007/12/screw-jewels-i-want-chocolate.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-6889655981775954596</guid><pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 23:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-12-28T16:11:54.486-08:00</atom:updated><title>13 Raccoons in the Kitchen: A True Story</title><atom:summary type="text">In early 99, I had a sinus infection. It felt like Bruce Willis was shoving icicles into my forebrain like a scene out of Die Hard 2.That, in itself, isn&#39;t important. Nor is the fact that the doctor gave me a prescription for Tylenol with Codeine.What matters, though, is how these two bits of trivia caused me to lose a turf war with a herd of masked home invaders.My wife and I lived in a nice </atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2007/12/13-raccoons-in-kitchen-true-story.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEifCKlEKn4UEgnojT7qGILx5vrfO20dAjdei8zTmdB4OMtPO7InZm8PKPAR0bJca9aKZtFmeqnXc8OYBTlFvQZ_xgzSmlRSx3TQRnemHbp2dkbXPW-c1nQ1ZSmk4_96v5nEwV5e4g/s72-c/24723332.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-5929833255747792358</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:23:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-11-13T09:28:28.016-08:00</atom:updated><title>Bradbury, 1988-2007, RIP</title><atom:summary type="text">My cat, 20 years old, was very ill with kidney and heart problems over the last month. We finally put him to sleep yesterday.Looking back over the last 20 years, I realize that with only a few exceptions I knew him longer than almost anyone else.I&#39;ll miss his poignant, Siamese-inspired silent meows, and his love for peas, corn chex and tuna water. I&#39;ll also miss his unique personality, and his </atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2007/11/bradbury-1998-2007-rip.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-7292915065675899864</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Oct 2007 16:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-20T09:20:15.447-07:00</atom:updated><title>My New Car</title><atom:summary type="text">I just bought  Prius, fully loaded.Not only is it immensely satisfying in a tree-hugging kind of way, but it comes loaded with so many gadgets and gizmos that I nearly drove off the road playing with the voice-activated navigation, bluetooth phone, cool screen that shows the ridiculous mileage I was getting and turning the radio on by saying &#39;radio&#39;.It&#39;s ugly in a charming kind of way, too...</atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2007/10/my-new-car.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-2796642315344549452</guid><pubDate>Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-10-01T09:20:41.977-07:00</atom:updated><title>Monday!</title><atom:summary type="text">Yesterday, the Giants AND the Cowboys both won.I should&#39;ve known today would get off to a rocky start.I walked into my company today, and:We have no phones.Someone plagiarized my work so blatantly they&#39;re either stupid, have no class, or are just evil.A new employee starting today came in to find out that his computer&#39;s busted.Weeeeee......</atom:summary><link>http://ilint.blogspot.com/2007/10/monday.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Ian)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9570602.post-8123773855896416850</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Sep 2007 22:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2007-09-18T16:09:17.575-07:00</atom:updated><title>(Snap) MY SPINE!</title><atom:summary type="text">For the last 3 months, I&#39;ve been hobbling around on what I assumed was a torn hamstring. 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