Every time the idiot GM of your favorite sports team makes a move it is crucial that you show how strongly you agree, which makes him correct, or how strongly you disagree, which makes him wrong. There is no better way than trying use a scientificy sounding term like “process”.

It really doesn’t matter if it makes any sense in the instance at all. It doesn’t matter if you just sell textbooks, and have never actually played the sport you pretend to be an expert about. All that matters is other people that are likely as dumb as you are think that it is clever. This is where the diagram comes in. Instead of typing out some long and fact filled post, you can just call your GM a “genius”, or and “idiot” and then post this diagram. At least half the other posters will think you are a good poster.

I’m the biggest bandwagon TV fan there ever was. I wait until any show announces the final season and then I marathon the whole thing so that I can pretend I’m a fan. This is what the cool kids do. They don’t wait 9 years to see how it goes down. They wait until they can see the end without having to wait more than a few months. I did this for Lost, and I sure as hell did it for Smallville. Only show I actually stay current with is Dexter. Everything else I listen to people talk about and nod my head and smile. Then the last season I roll up like I’m a “serious fan”.

Anyways, since I just got done with Smallville I think this fight was the highlight of the entire series even if whatever that episode was about was ridiculous. Nothing better than seeing Lana roundhouse kick Chloe in the face with her ugg boots to knock her down the stairs. Of course there are 12 posts of it around the net and not one of them bastards will let you embed it.

It has become more popular than a Forex mentoring program The best mainstream song I have seen of Double Rainbows was by Jimmy Fallon, as Neil Diamond on Saturday Night Live a couple weeks ago. Unfortunately this is the best video I could get of it since it gets depleted anytime it gets popular.

Fallon as Neil Diamond and Double Rainbows:

This one most people tend to say is really annoying, but I found it completely hilarious. It is a girl doing a monologue of the Double Rainbow video. Listen for the dog.

By far the most idiotic, and probably the most childish though is this one. I’m sure you can guess just by looking at the still image at the start of the video why, and then you will laugh at the absurdity.

This show starred Matt LeBlanc, best know as Joey Tribbiani on Friends of course. After that I have no idea what this show is about. Let me just guess before i look it up based entirely on the intro clip (see below).

First and foremost I can say I hate the theme song more than any show I have ever seen. Joey is cruising in a convertible into Hollywood, or something I have no idea. Apparently he must be a star, but he is only half idiot it appears from the intro. He seems to think he is all that and has at least a sense that he isn’t a moron by making goofy sex looks into the camera like he is a true stud.

What does this mean? I geuss he must be an actor in LA, or some BS and he struggles to make it and terrible jokes ensue. Eventually they probably couldn’t figure out what they wanted to do so they started to bring Friends cast on to boost ratings. I am guessing as this had to be done I’m sure. Then instead of being smart he was dumbass Joey again. Playing swimming pool supplies and hooking up with chicks.

This is all you need to know:

Matt LeBlanc portrays Joey Tribbiani, a struggling actor and food lover who becomes famous for his role on Days of our Lives as Dr. Drake Ramoray. Joey is a womanizer with many girlfriends throughout the series, in keeping with his character on Friends.[1] The series roughly picks up where Friends left off, with Joey at the beginning of the show making a move from New York to LA to proceed with his acting career. He is constantly talking about food or eating sandwiches or pizza.

Wow…what a great show. I dude that screw chicks and talks about pizza. How could this have possibly failed?

Tiger riding a horse:

Monkey on a goat on a cup on a tightrope

Monkey riding a dog:

OK…that’s enough for now. You should be able to find more amazing animal videos on your own now.

By the time I got into the ORIGINAL pilot I already hated the show. The un-aired version was way better than the real pilot I saw, but that doesn’t mean a whole lot. At first it isn’t a terrible show, and I got a few chuckles out of it. Then I got to the new cast and the new California Cavemen series and I started to hate it immediately.

The original pilot was changed because there was a controversy about the show being somewhat racist towards blacks (African Americans…whatever). While you can sort of see it in the pun-aired pilot with tons of black stereotypes, it wasn’t nearly as bad as the actual show that DID air to me.

Besides not really being funny anymore a couple episodes in, I really started to notice how the Cavemen were using ALL black stereotypes to talk about themselves. While the intention may not have been racist, but it’s hilarious that anyone though that using the same stereotypes of black people for CAVEMEN was a good idea.

Anyways…this show sucks balls and really should have been canceled. I mean I wouldn’t even watch this on Youtube for free it sucks so hard. Guess I will get back to my PS3 instead of watching TV anyways as games are a more fun time waster anyways.

Get ready to not laugh…..

Mexican weather is so predictible…
It’s chilli today and hot tamale
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How do two snails settle their differences?
The slug it out.
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(I actually made this up.)
Why did our uncle come over?
To molest us.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
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Two elephants walk off a cliff…boom, boom!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.”
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***Classic funny***
Why did the airplane crash?
Because the pilot was a tomato (carrot also acceptable).
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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
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What’s brown and sticky?
A stick
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Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to
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Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
because he had no guts.
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
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Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, “It smells fishy around here.”
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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
Because he was looking for Pooh
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How do you make a bandstand?
You take away their chairs!
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(LMAO)
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
You would too, if your name was MGHHHHHHHHUH.
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OK…that’s enough….

Anyways, when I heard about a show called “Last Comic Standing” I figured, hey they might actually have funny comedians on here and do a screening process like American Idol where we only had to watch one excrutiating episode. False. The show wasn’t even really about being funny. They may have had a handful of decent comedians show up, or pass their screening process, but they made the show to appeal to the idiots that like stuff like The Real World. Most of the comedians should ahve been selling health insurance in nc rather than competing as a comic.

Let’s see…I like comedy. I like to laugh. Do I give a rat’s ass about people living together and fighting? I want to laugh, not be pissed off.

They did actually let the better comedians knock off the token a-holes, but they still tried to manufacture drama with people that just weren’t into it. You know comedians that actually were trying to make it as COMEDIANS.

Everyone loves GEICO commercials. They are clearly some of the most creative over the last decade. From the Cavemen, Gecco, and many other random funny ones I always enjoy them. Great ad team they have. Did I really want a TV show based on any of these things? No, not really.

When I heard Cavemen announced, and saw ads for it, I thought it was just another joke GEICO commercial. I bet most people didn’t realize it was going to be a series either. It was, and it lasted for only 12 episodes before it was cancelled. The series was placed on hiatus during the Writers Guild of America strike, and cancelled before the strike ended.

The premise of the show was basically the same as the commercials. Cavemen living in modern society and everyone thinks they are dumb. Trying to fit in an live like Homo sapiens. Getting into everythign they do including dating and worrying about quick weight loss.

The original pilot was never aired because it was said to be “racist” because some critics thought the Cavemen were being used as a metaphor for blacks and other minorities. The series subsequently underwent a major creative “retooling”, which included changing the show’s venue from Atlanta, Georgia to San Diego, California.

The unaired pilot can be viewed on Youtube here. In fact the entire series can be viewed there if you are interested in this piece of history.

Description of video:

“Joel, Andy and Nick are invited to a private BBQ which Kate’s parents are having. Joel attempts to get Kate’s father’s blessing for him and Kate to marry. This pilot has different actors than the show that aired. Most notably Joel’s brother Jamie. Sam Hunnington was brought in and his name was changed to Andy. Also the show was changed to being in San Diego instead of the southern United Staes. Also aspects of joels job changes. Norksbild has different colors as well. Comidian Nick Swardson is in the pilot as well as the first episode.”

Follow the trail…poor kid…hurr durr father

Perfect lesson for not being an idiot on the internet.

Oh and this is great: