tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:50:02 +0000Iranian idiothttp://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)Blogger450125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-2550820025957168157Tue, 08 Jul 2008 22:46:00 +00002008-07-09T03:20:02.413+04:30escapology<description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">702</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Lets Play a Game</span><br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div> <span style="font-weight: bold;">- Let's Do Something</span><br />What?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">- Let's Go Somewhere</span><br />Where?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">- I Donno! Anywhere!</span><br />What Are you Gonna Do?<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">- Anything...</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);font-size:78%;" >i</span><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/330259378" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/330259378/2008_07_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_07_01_archive.html#2550820025957168157</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-1552997709747849535</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:41:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-06T02:00:58.181+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">women</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Human Nature</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">About Men</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">701</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Your Guns N' Roses</span><br /><br />Cleavage<br />is the deepest Valley One Could Ever Fell down!<br /><br />Specially For a Guy Like Me<br />Who is into Nature and Wildlife<br />Yet is Scared Of Heights and DownFalls!<br /><br />چاك سينه<br />عميق ترين دره اي ست كه مي شود در آن سقوط كرد.<br /><br />آن هم براي پسري مثل من<br />كه اهل طبيعت و حيات وحش است<br />و در عين حال از ارتفاع و سقوط واهمه دارد!</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/327579179" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/327579179/2008_07_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_07_01_archive.html#1552997709747849535</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-5542028790933120810</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:37:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-04T03:43:40.263+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Independence Day</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">United States Of America</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">700</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Independence Day</span><br /><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /><br /><br /></span> <div style="text-align: justify;"> <div style="text-align: center;"> </div> <div style="text-align: left;"> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"> </span></span>GOD </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:180%;">BLESS<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">^$#i</span></span></span></span></span><br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">THE AMERICA</span></span></span></span><span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:78%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">n Blonde</span></span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(255, 204, 0);font-size:78%;" ><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span></div> </div> </div> </div> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/326209350" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/326209350/2008_07_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_07_01_archive.html#5542028790933120810</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-393449502029358999</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-07-02T04:11:55.219+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Televishit</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">MBC Persia</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">699</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">External Case</span><br /><br />See!<br />Even Arabs Have Reached to the point That Iranians in Iran<br />Really Need To Get themselves out of the life at the height Of 0 Meters above Shit surface!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">MBC Persia:</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Nilesat: 12341 27500 Vertical 3/4</span><br /><br />ببين!<br />حتي عرب ها هم به اين نتيجه رسيده اند<br />كه ايراني ها جدا نياز به بيرون آمدن از ارتفاع 0 متر بالاي سطح گه دارند!<br /><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">MBC Persia:</span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Nilesat: 12341 27500 Vertical 3/4 </span><br /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/324479874" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/324479874/2008_07_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_07_01_archive.html#393449502029358999</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-7903669497102052552</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 22:34:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-30T03:10:21.366+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Idiot's Territorial pissings</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Me n' Rock Idols</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">698</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Celebrities Who Sold The World</span><br /><br />Oh! Be Serious!<br />A Sole Voice of a Singer, or Music Rhythm cannever get you HIGH!<br />Its just the Remainder of the Drug or Booze<br />in The Writers and the performers of the song<br />that keeps You and the Music industry Going!<br /><br />Is there really, any other time<br />when you get to lose yourself in the music<br />Scream out loud,<br />go crazy,<br />Shout out for joy,<br />or sing the most sexual feelings,<br />or unspeakable Truths of one's personal life as lyrics,<br />With/as the singer?!<br /><br />And Make a Thom Yorke,<br />Amy Winehous,<br />Slash,<br />Jim Morrison,<br />Britney Spears,<br />James Hetfield,<br />Dave Gahan,<br />Curt Cobaine,<br />Courtney Love,<br />Ozzy Osbourne,<br />Kelly Osbourne,<br />Eminem,<br />Eddie Van Halen,<br />Iggy Pop,<br />Alice Cooper,<br />David Bowie,<br />Lindsay Lohan,<br />Charlie Parker,<br />Michael Jackson,<br />Dee Dee Ramone,<br />Johnny Cash,<br />Marilyn Manson,<br />Elton John,<br />Jimi Hendrix,<br />Janis Joplin,<br />And...<br />Iranian idiot<br />From You And For You?!<br /><br />I Mean,<br />Help <a href="http://www.iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/">Iranian Idiot</a> to Make you <a href="http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html#2290915475862719525">such a Post</a>*.<br />I mean Write,<br />Dammit! Whatevaa...<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">* - ...and Most of you just remain silent, misknown and dull to it!<br /><br /></span></div> جدي باشيد!<br />صداي خواننده يا ريتم موزيك كه به خودي خود نمي تواند شما را كاملا High كند!<br />اين تنها باقي ماندهء اثرات دراگ و الكل باقي مانده<br />در نويسنده ها و اجرا كننده هاي آهنگ است كه شما و صنعت موسيقي دنيا را<br />دارد روي انگشت خود مي چرخاند!<br /><br />چه وقت ديگري را مي شناسيد<br />كه در آن از خود بي خود مي شويد<br />بلــــــــــند فرياد مي كشيد<br />ديوانه مي شويد<br />از شدت شادي جيغ مي زنيد<br />يا مي توانيد سـكـسي ترين احساس ها، يا سخت ترين حقيقت هاي ناگفتني<br />را در قالب شعر بخوانيد؟!<br /><br />و از شما يا براي شما تام يورك<br />ايمي واين هاوس<br />اسلش،<br />جيم موريسون،<br />بريتني اسپيرز،<br />جيمز هتفيلد،<br />ديويد گاهان،<br />كرت كوبين،<br />كورتني لاو،<br />آزي اوزبورن،<br />كلي اوزبورن،<br />امينم،<br />ادي ون هالن،<br />ايگي پاپ،<br />آليس كوپر،<br />ديويد بووي،<br />ليندزي لوهن،<br />چارلي پاركر (هنرمند جز)<br />مايكل جكسون،<br />دي دي رامون<br />جاني كش،<br />التون جان،<br />مرلين منسون،<br />جيمي هندريكس<br />جنيس جاپلين<br />و...<br />ايرينين ايديت<br />بسازد؟!<br /><br />ببخشيد!<br />يعني <a href="http://www.iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/">ايرينين ايديت</a> <a href="http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html#2290915475862719525">يك چنين پستي</a> بسازد*،<br />يعني بنويسد،<br />اصلا هر چي...<br /><br /> <div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">* - ... و اكثر شما سر از آن در نياوريد</span><br /></div> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/322827256" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/322827256/2008_06_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html#7903669497102052552</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-5868812543768832775</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 08:17:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-27T12:50:43.319+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bla Bla Bla</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">697</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Post Freak</span><br /><br />Put Your Comments Where Your Mouth is!<br />Yeaaaah!<br /><br />نظراتتون رو بچپونين تو حلقتون!<br />آره ه ه ه ه !</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/321168145" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/321168145/2008_06_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html#5868812543768832775</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-2290915475862719525</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 22:50:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-24T03:29:14.165+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">40% Vol</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">rock n' roll</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">696</span><br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Drink a whole Bottle Responsibly<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp3.blogger.com/_cZnS5jBW4sU/SGAqGUNMTUI/AAAAAAAAAEk/K18X6WmbhKI/s1600-h/Slash+and+JAck+Daniels.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_cZnS5jBW4sU/SGAqGUNMTUI/AAAAAAAAAEk/K18X6WmbhKI/s320/Slash+and+JAck+Daniels.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215214656486657346" border="0" /></a><br />There is no doubt that <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Daniel%27s">Jack Daniel's</a>,<br />is the most influential Character in the history of Rock n' Roll.<br /><br />بي شك <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Daniel%27s">جك دانيلز</a><br />تاثير گذار ترين شخصيت در تاريخ راك اند رول است!</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/318474512" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/318474512/2008_06_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html#2290915475862719525</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-5724110617059551507</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 00:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-20T05:52:17.476+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Astrology</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Bla Bla Bla</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">695</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Asstrology</span><br /><br />Zodiac Sign: Gemini,<br />Perfect Match: Ladies Who Drive Black peugeot 206<br /><br />متولد ماه خرداد<br />علامت منطقه البروج: دو پيكر<br />بهترين جفت:خانم هايي كه 206 مشكي سوار مي شوند.</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/315807007" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/315807007/2008_06_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html#5724110617059551507</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-8885278077651623167</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:14:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-18T17:04:42.059+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Robb Flynn</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Metallica</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">ِDesert Rock Festival 2008</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Lars Ulrich</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Desert Rock Festival</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Machine Head</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Dubai Desert Rock Festival</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">694</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">lucky son of a bitch? How Come?</span><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">i</span></span><br /></div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_cZnS5jBW4sU/SFj9Cb8dDLI/AAAAAAAAAEc/hc2Y_2BNeMc/s1600-h/lars-Ulrich---robb-Flynn.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_cZnS5jBW4sU/SFj9Cb8dDLI/AAAAAAAAAEc/hc2Y_2BNeMc/s320/lars-Ulrich---robb-Flynn.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5213194786984234162" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;">Tell Me, If Lars Ulrich Thinks He is the only one who has taken a picture with Robb Flynn?!!<span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">i</span></span><br />ببينم Lars Ulrich واقعا فكر مي كنه، تنها كسيه كه با Robb Flynn عكس داره؟<br /><br />***<br /><br />He'd Better take a look at MY picture With Robb Flynn!<span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">i</span></span><br />بهتره يه نگاه به اين عكس من و راب فلين بياندازه!:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_cZnS5jBW4sU/SFj9CECnqRI/AAAAAAAAAEU/0pgC1XkyvPM/s1600-h/Meeting-Rob-Flynn---desert-.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_cZnS5jBW4sU/SFj9CECnqRI/AAAAAAAAAEU/0pgC1XkyvPM/s320/Meeting-Rob-Flynn---desert-.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5213194780567644434" border="0" /></a><br /></div> <div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Note:</span> The Above Picture is Copyrighted to <a href="http://www.rosshalfin.co.uk/"><span style="font-style: italic;">Ross Halfin</span></a>, One Of The Adorable Characters I've ever known.<br />And The Bottom One is Copyrighted To Me, with the nickname of: <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/">Iranian-idiot</a>!<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">i</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">توجه:</span> تمامي حقوق عكسي كه در بالا مي بينيد متعلق است به <a href="http://www.rosshalfin.co.uk/"><span style="font-style: italic;">راس هافن</span></a>، يكي از شخصيت هاي قابل ستايشي كه تا به حال شناخته ام!<br />و تمامي حقوق عكس زيرين متعلق است به اينجانب، تحت نام مستعار: <a href="http://www.iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-style: italic;">Iranian-idiot</span></a><br /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/314610553" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/314610553/2008_06_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html#8885278077651623167</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-2036644349141043735</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-15T18:22:57.877+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Love Games</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Love Affairs</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">polly ticks</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Politicians</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">social analyses of the idiots</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">693</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Tools For Fools</span><br /><br />Mouth,<br />Is The Only Tool for All The critics of politics in Taxis of Iran!<br /><br />You Only Have The Right to Use Your Hands<br />In the Policy of Loving Me!<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 153, 153);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">PS.:</span> When You sit in a Taxi, You hear so much from people discussing politics in Iran.</span><br /> <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">What's more, Taxis Pick up as much passenger as they can, until You HIRE the Driver. </span><br /><br />دهان،<br />تنها ابزار عامهء صاحب نظران امورات سياسي در تاكسي هاي ايران است!<br /><br />در سياست عشق ورزيدن به من<br />فقط حق استفاده از دستانت را داري!<br /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/312406893" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/312406893/2008_06_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html#2036644349141043735</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-1075673563058729406</guid><pubDate>Sun, 08 Jun 2008 23:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-09T04:21:05.341+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Empty Spaces</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Documentaries From idiot's life</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Truth is...</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">692</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">A Head, Yet To Explode</span><br /><br />You And I Got Saturated from each other!<br />I Saturated You<br />and<br />You Saturated Me!<br /><br />***<br /><br />It's Like any other goddamn Addiction,<br />affects you and if you delay, it drags you down<br />That is:<br />Me addicted to Myself<br />With a world built on superstitions.<br /><br />***<br /><br />Now I'm on a stage<br />that I Feel like<br />I need some time<br />to go to rehab<br />and get rid of this<br />and those numb feelings in all those words and comments that I've Always Heard during these Years.<br /><br />***<br /><br />and I Recommend you<br />to Spend some of the things that you already have achieved, on yourself<br />Whether you are a successful blogger at the time,<br />or an Ex-successful, tired and old one like me,<br />or any other type of successful that you think you are!<br /><br />Find yourself a private Doctor<br />Thats Someone that - I Bet - You really do need him too!<br />Somebody from the depths of your own self<br />for your own self<br />and for your own addictions.<br /><br />Even all the Hollywood Stars<br />Have got their own Private Doctors<br />For the moments they get addicted<br />to Alcohol,<br />to Drugs,<br />to themselves<br />to their own career<br />to their Fans.<br /><br />And Remember<br />You are just another Star<br />in your very own, so called Hollywood world<br />A Star<br />in your very own, so called Hollywood world<br />a Star!<br />a Star.<br />a Star...<br /><br />A Bright Spot in Space<br />A bright Spot...<br />A Spot...<br />.<br /><br />من و تو اشباع شديم از همديگر!<br />من از تو<br />و<br />تو از من!<br /><br />***<br /><br />مثل هر اعتياد لعنتي ديگري<br />كه تو را مي گيرد و اگر دير بجنبي زمينت مي زند<br />اينست:<br />اعتياد من به خودم<br />با دنيايي ساخته شده بر موهومات.<br /><br />***<br /><br />حالا به جايي رسيده ام<br />كه احساس مي كنم<br />كمي زمان نياز دارم<br />تا از خودم عاري بشم<br />از احساس كرخت و گيج كلمات و نظريه هايي كه تمام اين سال ها شنيده ام.<br /><br />***<br /><br />شما هم،<br />چه در حال حاضر يك بلاگر موفق باشيد<br />چه موفق سابق، خسته و پير و پخته مثل من<br />- يا هر نوع موفقي كه خودتان حس مي كنيد -<br />وقت آن رسيده است كه كمي از داشته هايتان را خرج خودتان كنيد!<br /><br />براي خودتان يك دكتر خصوصي پيدا كنيد<br />چيزي كه - باور كنيد - شما هم واقعا به آن نياز داريد!<br />كسي از اعماق خودتان<br />براي خودتان<br />و اعتيادهايتان<br /><br />اين روزها ستاره هاي هاليوودي هم<br />دكتر هاي خصوصي خودشان را دارند<br />براي وقت هايي كه معتاد مي شوند<br />به الكل<br />به مخدر<br />به خودشان<br />به شغلشان<br />به طرفدارانشان.<br /><br />يادتان باشد<br />شما هم يك ستاره ايد<br />در دنياي خيلي هاليوودي خودتان<br />يك ستاره<br />در دنياي خيلي هاليوودي خودتان<br />يك ستاره!<br />يك ستاره.<br />يك ستاره...<br /><br />يك نقطه درخشان در فضا<br />يك نقطه درخشان...<br />يك نقطه...<br />.<br /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/307634095" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/307634095/2008_06_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html#1075673563058729406</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-3618188877383237968</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 23:29:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-08T04:01:40.096+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Idiot's Written Laws</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">691</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mericans Do It Better</span><br /><br />And I Go Thinking about some way to tell you:<br />Just Make Sure<br />You Get Your Kiss Goodbye From Her too!<br /><br />***<br /><br />Everyone Know about A deep Kiss<br />I Mean They should know how to do it!<br /><br />But What makes it Special and memorable is<br />Doing it in the pedestrian, apposite of that mosque that a Mollah Was shouting religious Guidance crap about Women and the freaking dignity they believe in for them!<br />In front of the eyes of some displeased follower Beholders, In Some hot way that you'd smell the Crime and Guilt in the Air<br />With a foreigner Girl Who indisputably didnt know<br />She was commiting a Big crime:<br /><br />Loving Another Human being!<br /><br />***<br /><br />And you, who are thinking about the kiss you missed last night,<br />You Read My Mind buddy!<br /><br />And We 2 Get the hell out of that place before we get into trouble.<br /><br />و من مي روم فكر مي كنم در مورد تو كه:<br />حواست باشه<br />تو هم حتما بوسهء خداحافظي تو از طرف بگيري!<br /><br />***<br /><br />بوسهء كشدار را همه بلدند،<br />منظورم اينست كه بايد بلد باشند!<br /><br />اما بوسهء‌ كشدار بايد به ياد ماندني باشد!<br />چيزي كه يك بوسهء كشدار را به ياد ماندني مي كند،<br />انجام دادنش توي پياده روي آن طرف خيابون،<br />درست روبروي مسجدي است كه تا چند ساعت پيش صداي داد و هوار رهنمود هاي يك آخوند در مورد شان و منزلت زن، گوش آسمان را هم كر كرده بود<br />جلوي چشمان نظاره گر چند رهگذر سياه پوش، آن قدر داغ كه بوي جرم و جنايت در هوا بلند شود<br />با دختر غريبه اي كه مسلما نمي دانست،<br />داشت جرم سنگيني مرتكب ميشد:<br /><br />دوست داشتن يه آدم ديگه!<br /><br />***<br /><br />و تويي كه هنوز در فكر بوسهء از دست دادهء شب گذشته ات هستي<br />ذهن من رو مي خوني...<br /><br />بعدش قبل از اينكه مشكلي پيش بياد، من و تو مي زنيم به چاك.</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/307042316" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/307042316/2008_06_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html#3618188877383237968</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-3371773510047316125</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 23:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-05T19:59:17.922+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Girls Of Our Lives</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Something Hot</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">690</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">We Ain't Much Different</span><br /><br />It's Time<br />To Reveal Every Victoria's Secret!<br /><br />I Am feeling Sooo Hot these days!<br /><br />وقت آن رسيده<br />كه راز تمام ويكتوريا هاي دنيا فاش شود!<br /><br />چه داغ داغم من!<br /><br />پي نوشت: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victoria%27s_Secret">Victoria Secret در ويكي پديا</a> - <a href="http://www.victoriassecret.com/">Victoria Secret</a></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/304877498" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/304877498/2008_06_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html#3371773510047316125</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-5073709110068801373</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-01T19:28:29.099+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">dreaming</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">689</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Bad Obsession</span><br /><br />Day Dream! Based on: "Not Now Honey"!<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);font-size:78%;" >i</span><br /><br />با "الان نه عزيزم"، خيال پردازي كنيد!</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/302341144" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/302341144/2008_06_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_06_01_archive.html#5073709110068801373</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-8682179412640428953</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 20:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-29T01:02:00.632+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">40% Vol</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Vulture - Culture</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Frustrating Tales Of Alcoholics</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">688</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">You're All I Need</span><br /><br />In Our Culture, Scotch is a Whiskey produced in Scotland!<br />This Means That Everyone else should go and wash their Dirty Dishes!*<br /><br />Our culture! Mine and yours! Us!<br />during the Long nights!<br /><br />* - In Iran, People Miscall Dishcloth, Scotch.<br /><br />در فرهنگ ما اسكاچ يعني ويسكي اسكاتلندي!<br />اين به خودي خود يعني بقيه بروند ظرف هاي نشسته شان را بشويند!</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/300110130" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/300110130/2008_05_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html#8682179412640428953</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-8452189342711392487</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 14:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-26T18:50:09.753+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">punk'd</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">About Men</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">687</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Velvet Jam<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_cZnS5jBW4sU/SDrErU0o1II/AAAAAAAAAEM/hWvEFcseTZo/s1600-h/ghght.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_cZnS5jBW4sU/SDrErU0o1II/AAAAAAAAAEM/hWvEFcseTZo/s320/ghght.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5204688567982937218" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br />The Guy in the Picture is an Iranian Blogger!<br />thinking about: if he could have Angelina Julie on his left and JLo on his right<br />He'd do his best to keep his Balance!<br /><br />اين ياروي با كيسه يخ، آقاي <a href="http://ghght.blogspot.com/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">قره قوروته!</span></a><br />داره به اين موضوع فكر مي كنه كه <a href="http://ghght.blogspot.com/2008/05/191387.html"><span style="font-weight: bold;">اگر...</span></a></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/298414758" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/298414758/2008_05_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html#8452189342711392487</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-9081051885115502604</guid><pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 14:33:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-24T19:05:03.672+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Empty Spaces</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Abstraction</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">686</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">At War With Themselves, With You, And With The World</span><br /><br />Keep Your friends Close<br />And keep your Enemies Closer!<br />No;<br />Keep Everyone Close!<br />Everyone...<br />Friends<br />Friends<br />Enemies<br />Enemies<br />Friends And Enemies,<br />Friends And Enemies,<br />Enemies And Friends,<br />Enemies And Friends;<br />Close Ones<br />All Of The Closest Ones<br />Close Ones<br />Close<br />All...<br />Everyone...<br />Everyone...<br />And Everyone!<br />All n' All n' All!i<br /><br />دوستانت رو نزديك نگه دار<br />دشمنانت رو نزديك تر!<br />اصلا<br />همه را نزديك خودت نگه دار!<br />همه...<br />دوستان<br />دوستان<br />دشمنان<br />دشمنان،<br />دوستان و دشمنان،<br />دوستان و دشمنان،<br />دشمنان و دوستان،<br />دشمنان و دوستان؛<br />همهء‌ نزديكان<br />همهء نزديكان<br />نزديكان...<br />نزديك..<br />نزديك<br />ان...<br />همه...<br />همه...<br />و همه!<br />همهء همهء همه!</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/297277564" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/297277564/2008_05_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html#9081051885115502604</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-2977816500177904288</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 19:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-23T01:51:56.939+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bar n' alcohol</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">685</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Later That night, When Manchester United Won The Champions LEague Cup</span><br /><br />Yeah Steven!<br />I'm So Drunk And You're out of your mind!<br />Who's Gonna Take us home now??<br />a Big Black Car which is Ridiculously Long<br />That Fucked Us and the money in our pocket Hard?!<br /><br />Was that it?<br />Was That Really a Limo?!<br />It Tasted Bitter...<span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">i</span></span><br /><br />آره استيون!<br />من مست و تو ديوانه!<br />ما را كه برد خانه؟؟<br />يه ماشين سياه كه به طور خنده داري دراااازه و<br />ما و هر چه پول در جيب مان باقي مانده را قرار است سخت بسپوزاند...؟؟<br /><br />آره؟<br />اون واقعا يه ليموزين بود؟!<br />به همين تلخي...؟<br /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/296058719" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/296058719/2008_05_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html#2977816500177904288</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-8301301241587179140</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 14:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-21T19:10:48.702+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">40% Vol</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">weird Tales Of Alcohol</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">684</span><br /> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Breakdown</span><br /><br />If Manchester Utd. loses his Match Tonight<br />I'm Gonna Drink half a Bottle of Red Wine, for that<br />Otherwise,<br />I'm Gonna Drink Half a bottle Of Scotch, For Celebration!<br /><br />Makes No Difference!<br />My Irish Pal And I Are Gonna get Wasted at the end of the night!<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);font-size:78%;" >i</span><br /><br />اگر منچستر يونايتد بازي امشبش رو ببازه<br />من از ناراحتي نصف يك شيشه شراب قرمز خواهم خورد!<br />در غير اين صورت<br />نصف يك شيشه ويسكي اسكاتلندي مي خوريم كه جشن گرفته باشيم!<br /><br />فرقي نمي كند!<br />من و رفيق كله گرد ايرلندي ام، آخر شب قراره تلف بشيم!<br /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/295109524" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/295109524/2008_05_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html#8301301241587179140</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-5820414462297145336</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 09:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-19T13:47:14.121+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">New old life</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Aint it The Life</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">683</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THe World Upside Down</span><br /><br />I have Missed The Time That I Was 73 Years Old...<br /><br />Those Times When I Used To Sit in the Attic<br />thinking about Betty, A resting in peace Wife<br />and "Olga" a 65 Year Old Lover which has got one foot on the grave, and one on the Banana peel<br />and those flying Children, that I Let fly out of my cage and wont come back again.<br /><br />Listening To Some Tom Waits<br />Reading Richard Brautigan...<br /><br />May Drink Some Alcohol and Burn one of those cigarrettes left in the closet<br />from years Ago<br /><br />Uhhh...<br />I Have Missed those moments...<span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">i</span></span><br /><br />دلم براي 73 سالگي خودم تنگ شده<br /><br />آن موقع ها كه در اتاق زير شيرواني ام مي نشستم<br />و به بتي، يك همسر مرده<br />و "اولگا" يك معشوقهء 65 ساله اي كه يه پاش لب گوره، پاي ديگه اش روي پوست موز، سر در هوا<br />و بچه هاي پرنده، كه از قفس زندگيم پرواز دادم بروند و برنگردند...<br />فكر مي كردم.<br /><br />تام ويتس گوش مي كردم<br />و ريچارد براتيگان مي خواندم...<br /><br />شايد الكلي مي نوشيدم و يكي از اون سيگارهايي كه سال هاي سال توي كمد مونده بود رو آتيش مي زدم...<br /><br />هـــــــــــــــــــــي...<br />امان از جواني...</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/293364935" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/293364935/2008_05_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html#5820414462297145336</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-5713419672605619603</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 21:27:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-18T02:08:04.369+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Moments In Life</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Documentaries From idiot's life</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Aint it The Life</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Rock Concerts</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">682</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Once Upon A Time, Not So Long Ago...</span><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);font-size:78%;" >i</span><br /><br />I've Just Arrived In Dubai!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;">It was last week that I realized that <span style="font-style: italic; font-weight: bold;">Bon Jovi</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></span>is Gonna perform live in Abu Dhabi, Emirates. and During these few days that I hadnt Wrote here, I'd been trying to get Visa and tickets to fly to Emirates! You know, Life is out there! Thank God I made it!<br />Everything went so fast and the day after tomorrow, I'll be going to <span style="font-style: italic;">Emirates Palace Hotel</span>, to see the first man with long curly hair wearing Leather clothes, I loved on Tv Screen when I was just 6!<br /></div><br />***<br /><br />Life these days, Doesnt Mean anything but going to Rock Concerts, I Guess!<br /><br />Like In Iran, I see myself a stray dog, who'd do anything to save money, even by not buyin his favorite Cookies!<br />And the Other day, somewhere out there, Anywhere, He'll be having fun, Spending Money, Enjoying Himself, And May even Share a Champagne with closest Folks he has on earth!<br /><br />***<br /><br />Fortunately<br />Nobody knows What I do for this life that I've been trying to live!<br />I'd stay like a face of a stranger,<br />Staying out of the sight of those who'd recognize me!<br />Nobody knows this and They just see the surface<br />And they Do Look envious to me and my life!<br /><br />Yeah! Me!<br />A stray Dog in Iran,<br />A King of My Own Dreamlike Kingdom, abroad!<br />Creepin in the Society,<br />Finding My Way through Problems And People to move Forward,<br />to unhappened stories of Tomorrow and tomorrows!<br /><br />And You know what?<br />The Thing That Gives me the fuel to move on,<br />is this envious look of those <span style="font-style: italic;">Friends</span><br />which proves to me that the path I'd chosen in my life<br />Is Just About Right!<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">I AM</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">Living On a Prayer</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">, you know!</span><br /><br />همين الان رسيدم دوبي!<br /><br />هفتهء پيش بود كه از قضيهء كنسرت Bon Jovi در ابوظبي امارات خبردار شدم و اين چند روز كه نبودم رفته بودم دنبال كار و بارهاي سفرم! و خوشبختانه تونستم بليت جور كنم!<br />همه چيز خيلي سريع اتفاق افتاد و پس فردا توي Emirates Palace Hotel ساعت 9 ميرم كه اولين آدم مو بلند فرفري، چرمي پوش عمرم رو كه اولين بار در 6 سالگي روي صفحهء تلويزيون ديدم رو از نزديك ببينم!<br /><br />***<br /><br />اين روزها زندگي من، انگار چيزي نيست جز كنسرت راك رفتن!<br /><br />در ايران، من خودم رو يك سگ ولگرد مي بينم، كه هر كاري مي كنه تا پول جمع كنه، از جمله نخريدن Hi-Bye!<br />و روز ديگه، يه جايي اون بيرون، هر جا، خوش مي گذرونه، پول خرج مي كنه، لذت مي بره، و به خاطر زندگي شايد شامپايني رو هم شريك شه با نزديك ترين موجودات روي زمين!<br /><br />***<br /><br />خوشبختانه<br />كسي نمي دونه من واسهء اين زندگي اي كه مي خواهم براي خودم زندگي كنم، چه كارها كه نمي كنم!<br />مثل چهرهء يك آدم غريبه باقي مي مونم،<br />از چشمان آدم هاي آشنا دور مي مونم،<br />كسي اين رو نمي دونه و فقط سطح رو ميبينن<br />و به نظر مياد<br />به چشم حسادت من و زندگي من رو نگاه مي كنن!<br />آره! من!<br />يك سگ ولگرد در ايران،<br />شاه سرزمين و قلمروي روياهاي خود خودم، خارج از ايران!<br />مي خزم در جامعه،<br />راهم رو پيدا مي كنم از لابلاي آدم ها و موانع، رو به جلو<br />به داستان هاي اتفاق نيوفتادهء فردا و فرداها!<br /><br />و مي داني؟<br />اون چيزي كه به من انرژي حركت ميده،<br />بنزين سهميه بندي نيست<br />و همين نگاه ها و نظرات حسادت آميز <span style="font-style: italic;">دوستان و آشناياني</span> است<br />كه به من ثابت مي كنند<br />راهي كه در زندگي شروع كرده ام به دنبال كردن آن<br />كاملا درست است!<br /><br />مي دونيد چيه؟<br />I AM Living On A Prayer<br /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/292511688" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/292511688/2008_05_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html#5713419672605619603</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-7722981106731159552</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 11:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-06-18T17:06:16.116+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Slash</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Slash's Autobiography</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">ِDesert Rock Festival 2008</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Weekly Pic</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Dubai Desert Rock Festival</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">681</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Slash, Booze, Rock n' Roll<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp1.blogger.com/_cZnS5jBW4sU/SCbfjkJHNII/AAAAAAAAAEE/IZNPUvxyBsg/s1600-h/Corner.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp1.blogger.com/_cZnS5jBW4sU/SCbfjkJHNII/AAAAAAAAAEE/IZNPUvxyBsg/s320/Corner.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5199088621936129154" border="0" /></a>Click On the Picture for larger Size<br />براي بزرگتر شدن عكس روي آن كليك كنيد<br /><br />My Favorite Corner in the whole world!<br /><br />Standing From Right:<br />Manchester United's Timeline, A Bottle Of Scotch, A Bottle Of White Wine (On Duty!), A Fantasy Bottle (empty!), A Bottle Of Shiraz Wine, And My <a href="http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html#1287690034627842548"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Holy Book</span></a>!<br /><br />The Drum Stick You See in the Picture is The official Drum Stick For <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Luzier"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ray Luzier</span></a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korn"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Korn</span></a>'s Back Up Drummer.<br />Which has got Ray's signature and Korn's Band Name on it!<br /><br />One of those things I got at This year's <a href="http://www.desertrockfestival.com/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Desert Rock Festival</span></a>!<br /><br />خواستني ترين گوشهء دنيا!<br /><br />ايستاده از سمت راست:<br />تاريخچهء تيم منچستر يونايتد، بطري اسكاچ، بطري شراب سفيد (در حال انجام وظيفه!)، يه بطري فانتزي (خالي!)، بطري شراب شيراز، و <a href="http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html#1287690034627842548"><span style="font-weight: bold;">كتاب مقدس من</span></a>!<br /><br />در ضمن درام استيكي كه مي بينيد، درام استيك رسمي <span style="font-weight: bold;">Ray Luzier</span> درامر بك آپ <span style="font-weight: bold;">Korn</span> هستش.<br />كه امضا خود Ray و نام گروه Korn روش حك شده!<br /><br />از دست يافته هاي ما در <a href="http://www.desertrockfestival.com/"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Desert Rock Festival</span></a> امسال!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">تگ براي بعضي ها: خفن انگاري! (خيالي نه و البته تصويري!)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 153, 153);">پي نوشت: هه!</span></span><br /></div> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/288054587" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/288054587/2008_05_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html#7722981106731159552</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-1287690034627842548</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 06:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-08T19:53:44.533+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Abstraction</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">680</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rebel Angels</span><br /><br />A Heavenly Book,<br />Is a book that can fly up to Heaven!<br /><br />Holy Book,<br />Is A Book That Have been Autographed By Its Own God!<span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);font-size:78%;" >i</span><br /><br />آسماني، كتابي است<br />كه بتواند در آسمان ها پرواز كند!<br /><br />مقدس، كتابي است<br />كه توسط خدايش امضا شده باشد!</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/285917019" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/285917019/2008_05_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html#1287690034627842548</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-4444272120325930558</guid><pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 11:23:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-06T18:05:49.670+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Relationships</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Aint it The Life</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">679</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fairytale</span><br /><br />Tell Me!<br />HAve your father - when you were 5 -<br />dragged you behind himself for a long walk in the pedestrians<br />without saying a single word?<br />And end up in a Fast food,<br />Sat you in a chair and talked to you about the seperation of him and your mom<br />and you didnt say a word<br />and Just stared at your hamburger<br />and Felt like there was something bad going on?<br /><br />Neither did my father!<span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">i</span></span><br /><br />ببينم!<br />پدرت، وقتي 5 ساله بودي<br />تو رو به پياده روي طولاني در پياده رو ها بدنبال خودش كشونده<br />بدون اينكه يك كلام با هات حرف بزنه؟<br />دست آخر ببردت به يك همبرگر فروشي<br />بشونه تورو روي صندلي و با تو از جدا شدن او و مادرت حرف بزنه<br />و تو هيچ حرفي نزني<br />و فقط خيره بشي به همبرگرت<br />حس كني چيز بدي قرار است اتفاق بيوفتد؟<br /><br />پدر من هم نه!</div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/284639528" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/284639528/2008_05_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html#4444272120325930558</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19921699.post-7289863689786705349</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 11:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-05-06T17:18:11.688+04:30</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Creep Show</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">Weekly Pic</category><title /><description><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">678</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></div> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Creeep Show<br /><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_cZnS5jBW4sU/SB2ZeQ1g-nI/AAAAAAAAAD8/sTZhXkoWLfM/s1600-h/Nane-shahrzad.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_cZnS5jBW4sU/SB2ZeQ1g-nI/AAAAAAAAAD8/sTZhXkoWLfM/s400/Nane-shahrzad.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5196478290249972338" border="0" /></a><br /></div> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span>This old lady here is Shahrzad's mom!<br />No need to introduce, the girl Standing behind her is THE Shahrzad!<br />With All These Descriptions<br />You can go for her, If you think She's Beautiful and has a nice body.<span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 204);">i</span></span><br /><br />اين پيرزني كه مي بينيد، مامان شهرزاده!<br />اونم كه اون پشت مي بينيد خب معلومه كيه ديگه، خود شهرزاده!<br />با اين اوصاف<br />اگه فكر مي كنيد طرف خيلي خوش قيافه و خوش هيكله، بفرماييد!<br /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~4/283259593" height="1" width="1"/></description><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianIdiot/~3/283259593/2008_05_01_archive.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Iranian idiot)</author><feedburner:origLink>http://iranian-idiot.blogspot.com/2008_05_01_archive.html#7289863689786705349</feedburner:origLink></item></channel></rss>