tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-295521042012-01-03T23:28:55.234+03:30در این وبلاگ تمام پیام های کوتاهی که به موبایل ما میرسه رو میذاریم. پس اینجا بهترین آرشیو پیام های کوتاه ایرانه Full of sms jokes which delivered via cellphone text service in Iran with their exact delivered date. it is uptodateJoker Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05430990337028290704noreply@blogger.comBlogger39125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-70652022165792884092010-06-26T18:15:00.003+04:302010-06-26T18:27:50.600+04:302010-06-26T18:27:50.600+04:30<div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>زن به دامپزشكي مراجعه كرد و گفت: من اصلاً حالم خوب نيست.</div><div>دامپزشك گفت: شما اشتباهي اومدين اينجا، اينجا دامپزشكيه!</div><div>زن گفت: نه دكتر، درست اومدم، آخه من صبحها كه بلند ميشم اخلاقم مثل سگه،</div><div>ازصبح تا ظهر مثل خر كار ميكنم،</div><div>ظهرها هم مثل گاو غذا ميخورم، بعد از ظهر مثل خرس ميخوابم،</div><div>تازه شب كه شوهرم ميآد بهم ميگه سلام سوسك سياه.</div><div><br /></div><div>-------------------</div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>استاد: اون کدوم عضو بدنه که میتونه تا 8 بار بزرگتر بشه ؟</div><div>دانشجویه دختر : میدونم ولی روم نمیشه بگم</div><div>استاد : به 3 دلیل برات متاسفم:</div><div>1-. جواب مردمک چشم بود</div><div>2- فکر ت منحرفه</div><div>3- توقعت خیلی زیاد</div><div><br /></div><div>-------------------</div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>به ترکه میگن میدونی چرا اسم این خیابون ولیعصره میگه اخه صبح و شب هیچ خبری نیست ولی عصر بیا ببین چه خبره</div><div><br /></div><div><div>-------------------</div></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>از رشتیه می پرسن : زن نجیب کیه ؟</div><div>میگه : زنی که از خواب که بیدار میشه یه راست بیاد خونه !</div><div>می پرسن : زن کد بانو کیه ؟ میگه : اون که صبح داره میاد خونه دوتا نون هم بگیره </div><div><br /></div><div><div>-------------------</div></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>غضنفر مسجد میسازه، كسی مسجدش نمیره.</div><div>برای جلب توجه مردم سر در مسجدش میزنه نماز صبح یك ركعت بدون وضو</div><div><br /></div><div><div>-------------------</div></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>بهمن و علی(اصفهانی) سرباز بودن.</div><div>بهمن ميميره، علی ميره برای خانواده بهمن تلگراف بزنه که بهمن مرده.</div><div>مسئول تلگرافخانه میگه: هر کلمه هزار تومان، برای تاريخ و امضا هم پول نمیگيريم.</div><div>علی میگه بنويس: بهمن تير خرداد مرداد </div><div><br /></div><div><div>-------------------</div></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>خانوم در حالی که جدول حل میکرد از شوهرش پرسید : یک اختراع نام ببر برای جبران اشتباهات بشر !</div><div>شوهر گفت : محضر طلاق</div><div><br /></div><div><div>-------------------</div></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>قزوينيه ميره پيش روانشنناس ميگه اين كودك درون كه ميگن كجاست ؟</div><div><br /></div><div><div>-------------------</div></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>پسر اصفهاني: بابا! چرا ما مثل بقيه مردم با كشتي نميريم كيش؟</div><div>بابا: خفه شو شناتو بكن</div><div><br /></div><div><div>-------------------</div></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>و خداوند زنها را افريد تا هيچ مردي به مرگ طبيعي نميرد.</div><div>سوره سكته/ ايه دق</div><div><br /></div><div><div>-------------------</div></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>ترکه میره مکه برعکس همه طواف میکنه... بهش میگن</div><div>چرا برعکس طواف میکنی؟ میگه شما از اون ور دنبالش کنین </div><div>من از این ور میگیرمش</div><div><br /></div><div><div>-------------------</div></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>از غضنفر میپرسن: پارسال روز زن چه کادویی به زنت دادی؟</div><div>میگه: بردمش کیش. میگن: ای ول بابا، دمت گرم، خوب حالا امسال چیکار</div><div>میکنی؟ میگه: میرم میارمش</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-7065202216579288409?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4sBGgdV879MSeYg7_FXWRj5V6zE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4sBGgdV879MSeYg7_FXWRj5V6zE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4sBGgdV879MSeYg7_FXWRj5V6zE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4sBGgdV879MSeYg7_FXWRj5V6zE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/Oh6Lg-LSQ9U" height="1" width="1"/>Joker Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05430990337028290704noreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2010/06/blog-post_26.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-19865500544962811302010-06-02T01:49:00.002+04:302010-06-02T01:55:27.050+04:302010-06-02T01:55:27.050+04:30<div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>ترکه خرما خیرات می‌كرد، یكی رسید یه مشت برداشت. ترکه مچش رو گرفت و گفت: بریز سر جاش! یه نفر مرده، اتوبوس كه چپ نكرده</div><div><br /></div><div>-------------------</div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span> ترکه میره دزدی، تفنگ رو میذاره پشت گردن یارو،‌ میگه: تکون بخوری با لگد می‌زنم تو سرت </div><div><br /></div><div>-------------------</div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span> ترکه روزه می‌گیره، ۵ دقیقه به اذان روزشو می‌شکنه. میگن: چرا اینکارو کردی؟</div><div> میگه: خواستم به خدا</div><div> ثابت کنم که می‌تونم، اما نمی‌گیرم</div><div><br /></div><div>-------------------</div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span> غضنفر مجری مسابقه بيست سوالی ميشه، يارو ازش ميپرسه، جانداره؟ ميگه: نه. ميپرسه: تو جيب جا ميشه؟ غضنفر كلی فكر ميكنه، بعد ميگه:‌ تو جيب جا ميشه اما اگه تو جيبت بريزي، جيبت ماستی ميشه!</div><div><br /></div><div>-------------------</div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span> اخیرا کشف کردند دختر های ایرانی به حرف‌های «پ» و «خ» خیلی علاقه دارند. مثلا دوست دارند «پول» «خرج» کنند. «پسر» «خر» کنند. «پدر» «خام» کنند. «پراید» «خرد» کنند. «پاسپورت» بگیرند برن «خارج»، «پر رو» و «خوشگل» باشند و ... ادامه دارد!</div><div><br /></div><div>-------------------</div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span> ترکه يه سگ فلج داشت، هر وقت دزد ميومد، سگه رو ميذاشت توي فرغون و دنبال دزده</div><div> مي‌دويد!</div><div><br /></div><div>-------------------</div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span> غضنفر با خدا قهر می‌کنه. می‌خواد نماز بخونه میگه:</div><div>4 رکعت نماز ظهر می‌خوانم به هیچ کس هم مربوط نیست .</div><div><br /></div><div>-------------------</div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span> غضنفر سواد نداشته , ميره انتخابات رياست جمهوري شركت ميكنه ! بهش ميگن تو كه سواد نداري ! ميگه مگه ریدن توي مملكت سواد ميخواد !</div><div><br /></div><div>-------------------</div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span> به لره میگن: نظرت راجعه به این 4 مورد چیه؟</div><div> 1- شخصیت</div><div>2- شعور</div><div> 3- فهم</div><div> 4- عقل</div><div> لره یک کم فکر میکنه میگه : به نظر من این همون چهار محال بختیاریه</div><div> </div><div>-------------------</div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span> دهاتیه مياد تهران مي بينه همه لباس آستين كوتاه پوشيدن تعجب مي كنه مي گه اوا پس اينا چه جوري دماغشونو پاك مي كنن.</div><div><br /></div><div>-------------------</div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span> به یه ترکه کرگدن رو نشون میدن و ازش میپرسن که شما به این چی میگین؟ ترکه یه نگاهی به کرگدن میکنه و میگه: ما گه میخوریم به این چیزی بگیم.</div><div><br /></div><div>-------------------</div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span> دو تا ماشين با هم تصادف مي‌كنند. افسر مياد و مي‌پرسه: كدومتون مقصر بوديد؟ غضنفر ميگه: والله من خواب بودم، نديدم </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-1986550054496281130?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/566vPQ0K6BtjmwAVaKRPXkL492E/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/566vPQ0K6BtjmwAVaKRPXkL492E/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/566vPQ0K6BtjmwAVaKRPXkL492E/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/566vPQ0K6BtjmwAVaKRPXkL492E/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/WzNeAPv_M84" height="1" width="1"/>Joker Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05430990337028290704noreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2010/06/blog-post.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-2672308617198660612010-05-21T23:22:00.002+04:302010-05-21T23:35:29.438+04:302010-05-21T23:35:29.438+04:30زغال قليونتم رفيق! ميسوزم تا بسازمت!!!<div><div>----------------------------</div><div><div>سوزن رفاقت در تيوپ قلبم فرو رفت و گفت: فييييييييييس تازه فهميدم پنچرتم رفيق!</div></div><div><div>----------------------------</div><div>پدال دنده موتورتيم با پا بزن تو سرمونو خلاصمون کن!</div><div><div>----------------------------</div><div>قرمزي چشاتم نفازلين بريز فنا شيم</div><div><div>----------------------------</div><div>بند کفشتيم گره بزن خفه شيم</div><div><div>----------------------------</div><div>کش شلوارتم رفيق ولم کن تا آبروتو ببرم</div><div><div>----------------------------</div><div>زنگ در خونتم هر کس تو رو بخواد بايد منو بزنه</div><div><div>----------------------------</div><div><div>ديروز روز جهاني آوارگان بود، توقع داشتم يه تشکر خشک و خالي از ما ميکردي که يه عمريه آوارتيم !!!</div></div><div><br /></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-267230861719866061?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/W9xOarA5tm8rmB1jcV_LvEkx1sI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/W9xOarA5tm8rmB1jcV_LvEkx1sI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/W9xOarA5tm8rmB1jcV_LvEkx1sI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/W9xOarA5tm8rmB1jcV_LvEkx1sI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/uXc26HwbNss" height="1" width="1"/>Joker Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05430990337028290704noreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2010/05/blog-post_21.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-19527497878182741712010-05-20T02:45:00.006+04:302010-05-20T02:55:38.358+04:302010-05-20T02:55:38.358+04:30<div><span class="Apple-style-span"><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>ترکه میخواسته نماز بخونه میگه الحمدلله رب العالمین... خدایا سرتو درد نمیارم ولاالضالین</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;">------------------</div><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>معلم اضيظم عذ اينکه به من خاندن و نوشطن عاموخطي حذار بار اضط ممنونم! "مهموود عهمدي نجاد </div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;">------------------</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>تركه ميرن پيك نيك زنش ميگه بشينم زير اون درخت خوبه.تركه ميگه نه همين وسط جاده پتو بنداز امن تره!زنش ميگه اينجا ماشين ميزنه خلاصه بعد از مقداري بحث ميندازن وسط جاده.بعد ميبينن يه كاميون داره مياد طرفشون هر چي بوق ميزنه اونا از جاشون تكان نميخورن كاميونه هم فرمونو ميپيچونه ميره تو درخت.تركه به زنش ميگه اگه زير اون درخت بوديم مي مرديما !!!!!!! </div><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><div style="text-align: right;">------------------</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"> <span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>ستاد مبارزه با بد حجابي اعلام كرد: نگهداري عسل و ميرزا قاسمي در يخچال ممنوع مي باشد مگر اينكه در يخچال باز باشد!! </div><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><div style="text-align: right;"> ------------------</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>دعاي خانم ها : خدايا به من عشق بده تا همسرم را دوست بدارم ؛ صبر بده تا تحملش كنم ؛ اما قدرت نده كه مي زنم لهش مي كنم ... </div><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><div style="text-align: right;">------------------</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>مرد به سرعت به خانه امد و فریاد زد عزیزم ساکتو ببند .من همین الان ۱۰ میلیون دلار برنده شدم . زن : ساکها رو برای ساحل ببندم یا کوه . مرد : مهم نیست فقط ساکتو ببندو از جلو چشام دور شو </div><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><div style="text-align: right;">------------------</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>اصفهانيه قله اورست رو فتح كرد.بهش ميگن انگيزه ات چي بود؟؟ ميگه خدا لعنت كنه كسي رو كه گفت اون بالا نذري ميدن ... </div><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><div style="text-align: right;">------------------</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>چه وقت زنان خدا را شکر می کنند؟ </div><div style="text-align: right;">زن رو به خدا کرد و گفت: چرا باید دیه ما نصف مردها باشد؟ خداوند مهربانانه فرمود: عزیز من ! اگر با کشتن، تو را از شوهرت بستانند، به او هشت میلیون می رسد، ولی اگر او را بکشند تو صاحب شانزده میلیون می شوی !!! زن خندید و گفت: خدایا حکمتت را شکر ... </div><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><div style="text-align: right;">------------------</div><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><div style="text-align: right;"> <span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>از طرف بهداشت اومدن سرکشي گاوداري به ترکه گفتن شما به گاوهاتون چي ميديدگفت علف!جريمش کردن بار دوم که اومدن بازم همون سوال رو کردن ترکه گفت ما به گاوهامون چلو کباب ميديم:-؟؟ باز هم جريمش کردن بار سوم اومدن باز هم همون سوال رو از ترکه کردن ترکه کمي فکر کرد بعد با خوشحالي گفت ما به گاوهامون پول تو جيبي ميديم هر چي دلشون ميخواد بخرن بخورن ... </div><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><div style="text-align: right;">------------------</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>لره واسه اولين بار يه اخوند مي بينه بهش ميگه يعني اینقدر سرت درد مي کنه؟ </div><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><div style="text-align: right;">------------------</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>ترکه داشته يكي رو بدجور ميزده و هي داد ميزده كمك كمك! بهش ميگن بابا تو كه داري اينو مي زني، تو چرا كمك مي‌خواي؟ ميگه آخه اين گفته اگه بلند شم لهت مي كنم </div><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><div style="text-align: right;">------------------</div><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>لره تلويزيون ميخره بعد کنترلشو پس مياره به صاحب مغازه ميگه بيا داداش اين ماشين حساب توش بود ما حرومي بهمون نمياد </div><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><div style="text-align: right;"> ------------------</div><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>به تركه ميگن....ميس كال چيه؟ميگه يه نوع مقياس وزن هست...نشنيديد؟ مثلا" ميگن يه ميس كال زعفران </div><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><div style="text-align: right;">------------------</div><div style="text-align: right;"> </div><div style="text-align: right;"><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>سه تا ترک ميرن دزدي- صابخونه بيدار ميشه و دزدا ميرن هر کدوم تو يه گوني قايم ميشن!صابخونه مياد و به گوني اول لگد ميزنه..صداي نون خشک در مياره! به دومي لگد ميزنه .. صداي گردو در مياره! به گوني سوم لگد ميزنه ... هيچ صدايي در نمياد..دوياره محکمتر لگد ميزنه... باز صدا نميده!؟ دفعه سوم که لگد ميزنه ترکه با عصبانيت مياد بيرون ميگه بابا ..آرده ، آرد ...آرد صدا نداره ! ميفهمي؟</div></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-1952749787818274171?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l1Au9QizKWn7KGlDNLH8MRtIEag/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l1Au9QizKWn7KGlDNLH8MRtIEag/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l1Au9QizKWn7KGlDNLH8MRtIEag/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l1Au9QizKWn7KGlDNLH8MRtIEag/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/rEIB4eZeer8" height="1" width="1"/>Joker Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05430990337028290704noreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2010/05/blog-post_20.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-51312704936807269512010-05-15T16:22:00.003+04:302010-05-15T16:38:12.146+04:302010-05-15T16:38:12.146+04:30<span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>آبی باش ، مثل آسمان ، تا امری به هوای تو سر به هوا باشم<div><br /></div><div>-------------------<br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>هنگامی که نا امید شدی، به یاد آور که تاریکترین ساعت شب نزدیکترین لحظه به طلوع خورشید است</div><div><br /></div><div>-------------------<br /></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>I checked my pocket</div><div>I found nothing</div><div><br /></div><div>I checked my wallet</div><div>I found few coins</div><div><br /></div><div>I checked my heart</div><div>I found a dear and lovely friend like U</div><div><br /></div><div>So I am rich !</div><div><br /></div><div>-------------------</div><div><br /></div><div><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>دوستان باوفا سایه گستر لحظه های تلخ و شیرین روزگارند. سایه ات پایدار</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-5131270493680726951?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NvbemkG4AHrLOCc2Lp-NT2L8_pY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NvbemkG4AHrLOCc2Lp-NT2L8_pY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NvbemkG4AHrLOCc2Lp-NT2L8_pY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/NvbemkG4AHrLOCc2Lp-NT2L8_pY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/MRwxB6XEFis" height="1" width="1"/>Joker Mhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05430990337028290704noreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2010/05/blog-post.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-76992485121151307072010-05-13T16:49:00.003+04:302010-05-13T16:58:46.727+04:302010-05-13T16:58:46.727+04:30<span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>رشتيه جمعه صبح ميخواسته يك چرت بخوابه، هي تلفن زنگ ميزده و دوست و آشنا يك ربع احوال پرسي ميكردن و نميگذاشتن اين بنده خدا به خوابش برسه. خلاصه آخر شاكي ميشه، به زنش ميگه: خانم جان، من دارم ميرم بگيرم بخوابم... اگه تلفن زنگ زد، با من كار داشت، بگو آقا رضا خونه نيست. خلاصه ميره تو اتاق و هنوز رو تخت ولو نشده، رررررييييينگگگ تلفن زنگ ميزنه و زنش گوشي رو بر ميداره، و بعد چند لحظه ميگه: نخير آقا رضا خونه‌ هستن! رشتيه شاكي ميشه، داد ميزنه: خانم جان، مگه من نگفتم هركي با من كار داشت، بگو نيست؟! زنه ميگه: با تو كار نداشتن، با من كار داشتن!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>پسره با دوست دخترش مشغول كار خير بوده، دختره خيلي حال ميكنه، ميگه: عزيزم... بعد ازدواج هم اينجوري بهم حال ميدي؟ پسره ميگه: آره عزيزم... البته اگه شوهرت بيخودي گير نده<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>some one buys a pack of cigarette from a shop and start to smoking.<br />the shop assisit(female) says: excuse me you can not smoke in here<br />the customer: whay not i've bought it from here<br />the assist: Sir we are selling condom in this shop but that doesn't mean you can fuck me !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>يه روز دوتا تركه با لگد مي‌زدند توي تخمهاي همديگه. يكي مياد بهشون ميگه: شماها دردتون نمياد؟ تركا ميگن: نه... پوتين پامونه!؟<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-7699248512115130707?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8v0Wbw8xAUQ07FEbEd4ZuqIqpN8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8v0Wbw8xAUQ07FEbEd4ZuqIqpN8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8v0Wbw8xAUQ07FEbEd4ZuqIqpN8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/8v0Wbw8xAUQ07FEbEd4ZuqIqpN8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/8QVOQXoE3lo" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2010/05/kipcap.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-75505604296838520892008-10-14T18:44:00.000+03:302008-10-14T18:55:12.401+03:302008-10-14T18:55:12.401+03:30<span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(Mon, Oct 13, 2008 at 6:14 AM)<br />زن تركه ميميره. مراسم ختمش تركه بد دمق نشسته بوده يك گوشه و هي كلشو تكون ميداده، با خودش ميگفته: عجب! ...اي بابا... مگه ميشه؟! ملت ميان دلداريش بدن، ميگن: خوب بالاخره مرگ حقه و همه رفتنييم و ازينجور كس‌شعرا! تركه ميگه: نه آخه شما نميدونيد. والله ما خوابيده بوديم، لب من رو لبش بود، كيرم تو كسش بود، انگشتمم تو كونش بود... ايلده من نميفهمم اين جونش از كجاش در رفت؟!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(Mon, Oct 13, 2008 at 6:13 AM)<br />تركه ميره دكتر، ميگه: آقاي دكتر اين بواسير من خيلي اذيت ميكنه. دكتره ميگه: لباساتو دربيار، برو دمر بخواب رو اون تخت، ببينيم مشكلت چيه. خلاصه يارو تركه كون‌لخت دمر ميخوابه، دكتره هم يك دستكش اساسي دستش ميكنه، نوك انگشتش رو ميكنه به ماتحت تركه، ميپرسه: اينجا درد ميكنه؟ تركه ميگه: نه آقاي دكتر، يكم جلوتر. دكتره دستشو تا مچ ميكنه تو، ميپرسه: اينجا؟ تركه عرق ريزان ميگه: آااي.. نه آقاي دكتر، يكم جلوتره. دكتره دستشو تا آرنج فرو ميكنه تو، ميپرسه: اينجا؟ تركه اشك ريزان ميگه: آاااي.. نه آقاي دكتر.. اوووخ.. جلو تره.. دكتره شاكي ميشه، دستشو تا كتف فرو ميكنه تو، ميپرسه: اينجاست؟! تركه نعره زنان ميگه: آاااي .. آره... آآ.. همينجاست! دكتره اخم ميكنه، دستشو ميكشه بيرون، ميره جلو دستشويي صابونو بر ميداره، ميگه: عزيزجان، شما لوزه‌ت چرك كرده!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(Mon, Oct 13, 2008 at 6:11 AM)<br />رشتيه ميره دكتر، ميگه آقاي دكتر من ديروز رفتم خانه... دكتره ميگه: خب؟ هيچي قربان تو بشم، من يه چايي خوردم... خب... ديدم خانم صدايي ازش نيست... يه چايي خوردم.. ديدم لباسهاي خانم وسط اتاق ولوه.. خوب؟ هيچ چي دكتر جان، خيلي شك كردم، يه چايي خوردم... خب؟ خب به جمالت دكتر جان، آمدم ديدم خانم با يه آقاي غريبه رو تخت خوابيدن... تو چي كار كردي؟ من ولله خيلي عصباني شدم، يه چايي خوردم... بعد... بعد هيچي، خانم با اون آقا كارشون وخيم شد... تو چي كار كردي؟ سر ضرب يه چايي خوردم... خوب؟ جانم براتون بگه رفتم ديدم خانم با آقا داخل همديگه شدن... خب عزيزم تو چيكار كردي؟ خب دكتر جان بلافاصله آمدم خدمت شما ببينم اين همه چايي كه من خوردم ضرر نداره؟<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(Mon, Oct 13, 2008 at 6:08 AM)<br />يه روز دوتا تركه با لگد مي‌زدند توي تخمهاي همديگه. يكي مياد بهشون ميگه: شماها دردتون نمياد؟ تركا ميگن: نه... پوتين پامونه!؟<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(Mon, Oct 13, 2008 at 6:06 AM)<br />رشتيه جمعه صبح ميخواسته يك چرت بخوابه، هي تلفن زنگ ميزده و دوست و آشنا يك ربع احوال پرسي ميكردن و نميگذاشتن اين بنده خدا به خوابش برسه. خلاصه آخر شاكي ميشه، به زنش ميگه: خانم جان، من دارم ميرم بگيرم بخوابم... اگه تلفن زنگ زد، با من كار داشت، بگو آقا رضا خونه نيست. خلاصه ميره تو اتاق و هنوز رو تخت ولو نشده، رررررييييينگگگ تلفن زنگ ميزنه و زنش گوشي رو بر ميداره، و بعد چند لحظه ميگه: نخير آقا رضا خونه‌ هستن! رشتيه شاكي ميشه، داد ميزنه: خانم جان، مگه من نگفتم هركي با من كار داشت، بگو نيست؟! زنه ميگه: با تو كار نداشتن، با من كار داشتن!! <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(Mon, Oct 13, 2008 at 5:53 AM)<br />پسره با دوست دخترش مشغول كار خير بوده، دختره خيلي حال ميكنه، ميگه: عزيزم... بعد ازدواج هم اينجوري بهم حال ميدي؟ پسره ميگه: آره عزيزم... البته اگه شوهرت بيخودي گير نده! <br /><br />-------------------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-7550560429683852089?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xsI9MNffyFv765z4sJfM2cw83Xw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xsI9MNffyFv765z4sJfM2cw83Xw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xsI9MNffyFv765z4sJfM2cw83Xw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/xsI9MNffyFv765z4sJfM2cw83Xw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/ySK8vlrrRzQ" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2008/10/innam-chanta-comment-dige-az-kipcap.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-46569596797566321052008-10-12T14:02:00.000+03:302008-10-12T14:03:39.363+03:302008-10-12T14:03:39.363+03:30some one byes a pack of cigarette from a shop and satart to smoking<br />the shop assisit(female) says: excuse me you can not smoke in here<br />the customer: whay not i've bought that from here<br />the assist:sir we are selling candom in this shop but that doesn't mean you can fuck me<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-4656959679756632105?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/T2Rqszohz3ZUE2m8GOY57GWiNvs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/T2Rqszohz3ZUE2m8GOY57GWiNvs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/T2Rqszohz3ZUE2m8GOY57GWiNvs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/T2Rqszohz3ZUE2m8GOY57GWiNvs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/6tZSctL7lXg" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com1http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2008/10/innam-ye-commente-jadid-ke-kipcap.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-59666678338883192562008-09-29T11:07:00.001+03:302008-09-29T11:11:15.191+03:302008-09-29T11:11:15.191+03:30man be mardi vafa nemoodam ao poshte pa zad be eshgham har che dadam halalash bashad gheyr az an eshgham ke moft bakhshidam<br />[ferestande: hadis]<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />{baghiyeye doostan ham age joki daran ke doost daran inja gozashte beshe comment bezaran}<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-5966667833888319256?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tiCadDmD3WNzevkB89TQFhgNIzo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tiCadDmD3WNzevkB89TQFhgNIzo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tiCadDmD3WNzevkB89TQFhgNIzo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/tiCadDmD3WNzevkB89TQFhgNIzo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/d_j1mp9dKOI" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2008/09/innam-ye-commente-jadid.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-53313267429705194232008-09-25T02:05:00.002+03:302008-09-25T02:13:19.495+03:302008-09-25T02:13:19.495+03:30به ترکه میگن تو که روزه نمی گیری، چرا سحری می خوری؟ می گه نماز که نخونم،... روزه که نگیرم... سحری هم نخورم؟ بابا مگه من کافرم؟<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /> تركه كليدش رو تو ماشين جا ميگذاره، تا بره كليد ساز بياره زن و بچش دو ساعت تو ماشين گير ميكنن <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /> ترکه از دوستش ميپرسه عميق ترين ، طولاني ترين و مح کم ترين لبي که گرفتي کي بود؟ ميگه يه دفعه لبم رفت تو لوله جارو برقي ....<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /> ترکه تو اردبيل ميميره اعلاميه اش رو ميزنن به ديوار ... تو انتخابات راي مياره<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /> ترکه قاضي ميشه يکي ميره پيشش بهش ميگه من از همسايه ام شکايت دارم به من ميگه گه نخور . ميگه غلط کرده به اون چه ربطي داره برو بخور<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />تركه به البرادعي رئيس اژانس انرژي هسته اي ميگه:تو واقعا دكتر هستي؟ اونم با افتخار مي گه:بله من دكتر هستم.تركه ميگه:خوب بدبخت پس چرا تو اژانس كار ميكني؟<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />ژاپنيه 15 سال به يه مورچه ياد مي ده با چوب غذا بخوره مورچه رو مي ياره تو ميدون که به مردم نشون بده همه دور تا دور وايساده بودن نگاه مي کردن از قضا يه ترکه از اونجا رد مي شه مي بينه همه عقب وايسادن مورچم وسطه مي ره با پا موچه رو له مي کنه مي گه: اخه مورچم ترس داره؟ <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /> به تركه ميگن پشو سحره ! ميگه بذار بخوابم فردا بهش زنگ ميزنم<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /> همسایه ترکه بهش میگه حالا که ماه رمضان شده میخواهی سحر صدات کنم؟ترکه میگه نه همون اصغر صدام کن<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />احمدي نژاد: پيشنهاد بازي در نقش حضرت يوسف را رد كردم <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /> اطلاعیه:دفتر مقام معظم رهبری گم شده است..........................................................................................................................................................................از یابنده تقاضا میشود سریعا به دست آقا برساند آخه فردا امتحان داره!!! :):) :) <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /> to0rke mire jo0rab fo0 ro0shi mige jo0rab nakhii dariii marde mige are to0rke mige 2nakh bede <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /> يکي از بزرگان ترک حکايت کند / اگر يک نفر نيمه شب چت کند / و با فرد بيگانه صحبت کند / و کم کم به چت کردن عادت کند / و يک ساعتش را سه ساعت کند / و هر شب به فردي محبت کند / به افراد قبلي خيانت کند / و با بي خيالي جنايت کند / نه حدّ و حدودي رعايت کند / و اچ آي وي ِ خويش مثبت کند / و اين قصه را پر حرارت کند / براي رفيقش روايت کند / چنانکه رفيقش حسادت کند / و او هم رود نيمه شب چت کند / .......................واقعا نشستي همه رو خوندي<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />یه انگلیسی، یه فرانسوی و یه ایرانی داشتن به زندگی آدم و حوا توی بهشت نیگا میکردن. انگلیسیه میگه: چه سکوتی، چه احترامی!! من مطمئنم که اینا انگلیسیند! فرانسویه میگه: اینا هم لختن، هم زیبا و هم در حال عشقبازی!! حتماً فرانسویند! ایرانیه میگه: نه لباسی، نه خونه ای! فقط یک سیب برای خوردن! تازه، فکر میکنن توی بهشتن!!! صد در صد ایرانین<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /> torke to jazire adam khora gir mikone, mige: khodaya chetor sabet konam man adam nistam?! <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /> ترکه مي ره کلانتري مي گه قربان زنم گم شده ! افسره مي گه : مشخصاتش رو بگو . ترکه مي گه: يعني چي؟ افسره مي گه: مثلا من زنم 60 کيلو قد بلند موهاش طلايي .ترکه مي گه: زن من رو ولش بريم زن تو رو پيدا کنيم<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /> lore ba torke savare peykan mishan.torke navare video mide be lore mige bezar gush bedim.lore mige vaghean torkiaa , navare kamiono dadi migi bezar tu peykan<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-5331326742970519423?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nhoU9G5p-_F9MtllCi5zpFq_t80/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nhoU9G5p-_F9MtllCi5zpFq_t80/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nhoU9G5p-_F9MtllCi5zpFq_t80/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/nhoU9G5p-_F9MtllCi5zpFq_t80/1/di" border="0" 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src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/p5IyCPaZhwwGM426iXlsjNTaSM8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/8txURsVXLz0" height="1" width="1"/>E Jokernoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/12/blog-post.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-2957377451921590072007-10-22T16:12:00.000+03:302007-10-22T16:17:03.219+03:302007-10-22T16:17:03.219+03:30<span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(24-jul-2007) Be rashtiye migan:Bazam zaneto ba peykan bordan.Mige:Aooo mardom in hame benzino az koja miyaran!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(24-jul-2007) Dasteto bokon too damaghet ye andamagh dar biyar(nakhorisha) hala gerdesh kon(kesafatam khodeti) be khoda delam barat in ghadr shode:*.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(24-jul-2007) Döbale javabesh<br />Nagard!<br />Sahmiye bandiye.<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(24-jul-2007) 3 chiz lisidanesh keif dare:<br />1=kos dokhtare 18sale<br />2= sine zane 30 sale<br />3= kire ma ham ke ghabele haj agharo nadare <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(24-jul-2007) سن كه رسدبه پنجاه<br />فشارميادبه چند جا<br /> اول ميادبه بيضت <br />ازكار ميفته نيزت<br />دوم ميادبه زانو<br /> پشت ميكني به بانو<br />سوم ميادبه رونت <br />چوب ميكنن تو كونت باسرفه هاي موذي<br />پشت سرهم ميگوزي ميگي دارم ميمرم <br />وارث ميگه به كيرم .<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(24-jul-2007) Women are like an Internet virus: They ENTER your Life,SCAN your pocket,TRANSFER your money, EDIT your mind, DOWNLOAD their problems,DELETE your smile,HANG you forever.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(24-jul-2007) Age ye roz ba paham zadam to konet narahat nasho.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Chon khili toopi <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(24-jul-2007) Az khoda nakhah ke hameye 2nya male to bashe az khoda bekhah onike hameye 2nyaye toe male kasi nabashe.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(24-jul-2007) To ra az gol, na az gel afaridand,<br />ze atre yaso sonbol afaridand<br />Nemidanam to ra ba in hame hosn<br />Chera ghadri kholo chel afaridand ?!<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(24-jul-2007) Eshghe to tu Ghalbe man<br />Mesle afghanyaee mimune ke az iran biron nemiran<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(24-jul-2007) Be lore migan chera dars mikhoni? mige mikhoonam ta doktor besham matab bezanam pool dar biyaram beram neissan bekharam bahash kar konam!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(25-jul-2007) oon chiye ke Narme<br />Garme.<br />latife...<br />pashm dare..<br />lasham kheyli Hal mide?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Afarin,<br />patooye golbaft Nist!Hamooniye ke Avval fekr kardi!%%%<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(25-jul-2007) چندیست که بیمار وفایت شده ام.در بستر غم چشم به راهت شده ام.این را تو بدان اگر بمیرم روزی مسئول توئی که من فدایت شده ام<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(25-jul-2007) Ye zarbol masale afriqaii mige: "etsad at tenok ot marik" Yani to vasam azizitarini. Ama jaleb ineke age ino Az akher be aval ham bekhuni bazam hamin manio mide<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(25-jul-2007) Ba nazdik shodane rooze pedar, bare digar sardargomi va ebhaam, sarasare rasht ra fara gereft...!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(26-jul-2007) be bache migan , in kodam heivoone ke be ma goosht , shir , mast , kafsh , lebas mide? mige babam.<br />Rooze pedar mobarak<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(26-jul-2007) Duste khub mesle suoti-an mimune nazdiktarin chiz be ghalbete,behet etemade benafs mide,az oftadanet jelogiri mikone,hamishe bala negahet midare!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(26-jul-2007) از خره ميپرسن راست ميگن ترکا خرن ميگه صحبتي شده ولي ما قبول نکرديم<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(26-jul-2007) Goli gom kardeh am dar baghe hasti/ khodeto los nakon un gol to nisti/khari gome kardeham ba bare kashi/sms mizanam shayad to bashi.<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(26-jul-2007) Khare to khak ghalt mizadeh, lore be torke migeh: famileton dareh chi kar mikoneh? Torke: khahareto gaideh ab nabod ghosl koneh dareh tayamom mikoneh.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(26-jul-2007) Khabare fori: raies jomhor mahbub be dalile natayeje zaeif tim meli footbal Iran,Ghale noei ra barkenar va Gholam Hosein Elham ra be jaye ishan mansoub kard!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(29-jul-207) سلام مشترك گرامي<br />به نيت124000پيامبر<br />124000تاsmsبفرست<br />وبه نيت 14معصوم<br />14ساعت تلفن كن<br />انشاء الاه دوماه ديگر<br />خبر خوشي از مخابرات مي رسد<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(30-jul-2007) che khosh, mahmood ahdash ra vafa kard,<br /><br />che poole nafti andar sofre'ha kard,<br /><br />tamame nafte ma ra dad be lobnan,<br /><br />vali'kan looleash ra to koone ma kard.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(30-jul-2007) .<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />Tarhe por kardàne oghate feraghate Javänan iran ...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(30-jul-2007) dost dashtan hamishe goftan nist gah sokot asto va gah negah<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(30-jul-2007) Akharin khabar az oon dohya...<br />Pole serato bardashtan bejash dor bargardoon gozashtan!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(31-jul-2007) Age be kos began DEL:<br />mard : bi DEL<br />kir : DELjoo <br />jakesh : DELavar<br />koskesh : DELbar <br />jende : DELshekaste<br />zan :DELdade<br />dokhtar : DELbaste<br />pirezan : DEL khaste<br />kose goshad:daryaDEL<br />kose tang :DELtang<br />koskhol : DELshad <br />koslis : DELkhor<br />period :khoonin DEL <br />short : DEL gir!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(1-aug-2007) Ye jomleye rusi mige:<br />Maradtesod nok ravab maziza , yani to baram aziztaini, age barazsesho bekhuni ham hamin maniro mide.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(1-aug-2007) <br />ΞΞΞ:. , , .:ΞΞΞ:.<br />":ΞΞΞΞ:.¤.:ΞΞΞΞ:"<br /> :ΞΞΞΞ¥ΞΞΞΞ:<br /> ":ΞΞ:-'!'-:ΞΞ:" <br />In parvane az rahe dòor omade ke faghat behet bege khili gòoli <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(1-aug-2007) <br /> (\__/)<br /> (='+'=)<br /> (")(")<br /><br /> ( ', ' )<br /><( )><br /> J L<br /><br />__/ΓΠ\__<br />'-O----O-' >-->¤ <br />_______<br />l l<br />l O <br />l / l \<br />l JL<br />l<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(1-aug-2007) BORO BE JAHANAM !!!<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Chun faghat to mituni unja ro BEHESHT koni !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(1-aug-2007) 3 model mikonamet;<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Nemiduny chetorey?<br />1.Darket mikonam <br />2.Nazet mikonam.<br />3.Ye fekri baraye zehne kharabet mikonam.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(1-aug-2007) Cheshmat vaghty zibast ke male ashk bashe.Ashk vaghty zibast ke male eshgh bashe.Eshgh vaghty zibas ke male to bashe.To vaghty zibay ke dastet to DAMAGHET bashe<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(1-aug-2007) <br /> ? *<br /> * *<br /> /-/ * * *<br /> /-/ *<br /> /-/<br />däre shab mishe, nardebun gozashtam beri sare jat bekhabi, mahe man .<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(2-aug-2007) Daneshmandan kashf kardan dalile inke mardha be pookiye ostokhan dochar nemishan ine ke ta 100 salegi ham dast az mame khordan bar nemidaran!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(2-aug-2007) be ghazvinie migan bozorgtarin sade donya ro nam bebar mige shalvar!!!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(2-aug-2007) Be ye rashtiye migan, zaneto ba ye Patrol bordan...<br /><br />Mige: <br /><br />Ao0o0o0o0o0o... ina benzin az koja gir miaran?<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(2-aug-2007) SMS doesn't mean Short Message Service.. it means "Special Moments Shared" with special people like You.. Keep sharing the moments forever...;-)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(2-aug-2007) Cheshmato divert kardi ru delam ,<br />khiali nist hadeaghal az vibre daresh biar ta enghadr delamo nalarzune !!!...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(3-aug-2007) Torke ba zanesh zire patoo boode vali hich kari nemikarde. zanesh behesh mige rasti man ye soorakh darama! Torke mige: migam az ye ja sooz miada!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(4-aug-2007) To timarestan, navar kasete nohe mizaran. hame pamishan miraghsan ela yeki,migan in hatman saleme azash miporsan to chera nemiraghsi mige akhe man aroosam!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(4-aug-2007) <br />('.') ('.') ('.')<br />/ | \ / | \ / | \<br />_|'|_ _|'|_ _| |_ <br />age gofti to kodumi?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Ah! Cheghad khengi! Hamun ke doodool NADARE.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(4-aug-2007) Harfe dele ahmadinejad:<br />hengame neveshtan mikonam fekr<br />shayad sokhani biavaram bekr<br />ama be 2 chiz mobtalayam<br />eshale sokhan yoboosate fekr...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(4-aug-2007) Mikhamet bekhatere oonet...oon chize nazet...midoni ke chi migam?!...<br />Ooneto migam,oonike zire lebasete...Ooun ghalbe mehraboonet!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(4-aug-2007) Ye rooz Setare arezoha az asemon omad paeen va be man goft ye arezo kon<br />Man to ro azash khastam<br />Goft:mahale <br />Goftam:chera?<br />goft:man to kare jense bonjol nistam<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(4-aug-2007) <br />Ba tavajoh be ehtemale ejraye sahmiebandie sms pishapish norouze 87 ra tabrik arz minamayam !! ;-)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(4-aug-2007) Roye farshe dele man johari az eshghe to rikht ***<br />Amadam pak konam eshghe to ra, badtar shod ***<br />Kholase ride shod be farsh.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(4-aug-2007) fekre gonah manande atashi ast ke dar otaghi afrukhte shode , shayad khane ra nasuzanad ama hatman divarhaye sefide anra siyah mikonad.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(5-aug-2007) Harvaght to zendegi 2nbale ehsaset harkat kardi aghlet vasaterah yehale asasi azat migire<br />Ama harvaght 2nbale aghlet rahoftadi,ehsaset yehale asasi behet mide<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(5-aug-2007) Salam. Ye khabare khosh<br />Belakhare man ham zan gerfetam<br />O<br />O<br />O<br />O<br />O<br />O<br />O<br />O<br />O<br />ye hamzane khareji!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(5-aug-2007) Bedan ke az bozorgie gonahe oo nist,balke az kuchakie ghalbe tost agar ruzi ruzegari nakhasti ya natavanesti farde gonahkari ra bebakhshi.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(5-aug-2007) Mara har jor ke khahi dar be dar kon.jafayat ra az in ham bishtar kon.bezan ba eshghe khod atash be janam.vali atash neshani ra khabar kon<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(5-aug-2007) Age ye roz forokhtamet, narahat nashiha!!!Man adamforosh nistam,<br />javaherfrosham!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(5-aug-2007) Dishab to fekret budam ,ke 1 ghatre ashk az ,chesham jari shod .<br />Az ashk porsidam chera omadi ??<br />Goft akhe to cheshat kasi hast ke dige jaye man nist .<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(5-aug-2007) Age topet oftad khone hamsaye va parash kard aslan narahat nabash. Chon ye nafar hast ke ghalbesho bezare zire pahat ta bahash bazi koni..!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(6-aug-2007) chan ruze mikham yechizi begam ama rum nemishe<br />Hanuzam khejalat mikesham begam<br />alan vaghteshe ke begam<br />do<br />.<br /><br /><br />Dos<br />.<br /><br /><br /><br />Dose <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />dose litr benzin dari bedi<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(6-aug-2007) Akhunde mire menbar,ye zane mige: hajagha man tu manzel ba chador rah miram. mige: afarin, kelide beheshto bedin be in khahar. ye zane dige mige: man to manzel ba short migardam.. Mige: tabarakallah, kelide manzele ma ra bedin be in khahar...!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(6-aug-2007) Ye Ye<br />Ye Ye Ye<br />Ye Ye Ye Ye<br />Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye<br />Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye<br />Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye Ye<br />Yehoyi delam barat tang shoD....!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(7-aug-2007) Midoni farghe to ba goosfand chie?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Hichi!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(8-aug-2007) yaro mast mikone mige velam konin makham beram shorte zanamo dar biaram . migan akhe chera ? mige akhe keshesh kamaram ro azyat mikone<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(8-aug-2007) Aramesh dar zendegi behtarin<br />Chize:bia be zendegi fekr konim,be eshgh,be zibaee<br />Be behesht,be jahanam,be darak,Be tokhmam,man asab nadaramaa!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(8-aug-2007) Hearts can skip beat for a while<br />Memories can be kept in a file<br />A desert can replace the nile<br />But nothing can stop a smile<br />When your NAME comes on my mobile...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(8-aug-2007) dust daram to sib bashio man chaghu. pusteto bekanam ! ! !<br />miduni chera?<br /><br />chon age chaghu bekhad puste sibo bekane bayad doresh begarde.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(8-aug-2007) Behtarin pasokh be har soal, pasokhi ast ke mesle minijop bashad! Anghadr boland ke hame matlab ra beposhanad va anghadr kootah ke jazabiate mozo hefz shavad...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(8-aug-2007) Marda 2dasteand:<br />1.Onaii ke saat 8 shab be bad khodeshun khuneand va mobaileshun ru monshi.<br />2.Onaii ke 8shab be bad mobaileshun khunast khodeshun ru monshi !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(9-aug-2007) To faghat be man bedeh :<br />01) bekhab bedeh<br />02) vasta bedeh<br />03) dola sho bedeh<br />04) lokht sho bedeh<br />05) ba lebas bedeh<br />06) ro takht bedeh<br />07) ro zamin bedeh<br />08) to hammom bedeh<br />09) jigh bezan bedeh<br />10) ba naz bedeh<br />to har jori dòost dari bedeh<br />faghat ( S M S ) bedeh!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(9-aug-2007) Midoni farghe to ba tope football chie?<br />Oon bayad talash kone ta gol beshe,<br />ama to khodet goli.<br />Midoni farghe to ba khon chie?<br />Khon mire to ghalbo bar migarde ama to miri to ghalbo hamon ja mimoni . Midoni farghe to ba keshti chie?<br />Keshti be gel mishine ama to be del .<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(10-aug-2007) تركه ميخواسته تو زندگيش ازدوستاش جلوبيفته ميره زن حامله ميگیره<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(10-aug-2007) Alafe zire patim,<br />khar nashi maro bokhori !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(10-aug-2007) Zebaye man Az onjaye ke man khob shenakhtam va medonam ke to fereshteye va man ensanam khoda roye zamin haste<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Zod bash dar moghable man tazem kon<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(10-aug-2007) Safar be dore iran faghat ba 100 litr benzin!<br /><br />Az key ta hala?<br /><br />az vaghti ahmadi nejad omade<br /><br />az vaghti irancel omade<br /><br />az vaghti benzin karti shode!<br /><br />Az vaghti in sms omade!<br /><br />To chikar dari benzineto bezan!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(10-aug-2007) Bache Zang Mizane 110 Mige:Maman Babam 2sat Raftan Hamum dar nayomdan.<br />Police:boro bebin chi shode<br />Bache:mamanam ke morde vali babam hanuz kunesh tekun mikhore!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(10-aug-2007) Age donya bekhad mano to tanha bemunim vasat mimiram javabe donyaro midam,man eshghet ro be hame donyam nemidam,khaterate toro che khub che bad hak mikonam tuye tanhaiiam faghat be to fekr mikonam...<br /><br />-------------------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-295737745192159007?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ihWh7_N4v0uMrzC4WpFKBljVVcE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ihWh7_N4v0uMrzC4WpFKBljVVcE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ihWh7_N4v0uMrzC4WpFKBljVVcE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ihWh7_N4v0uMrzC4WpFKBljVVcE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/yIhHUKFY87I" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/10/24-jul-2007-ta-10-aug-2007.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-59276754378393736102007-08-10T15:06:00.000+03:302007-08-10T15:08:47.831+03:302007-08-10T15:08:47.831+03:30<span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(9-jul-2007) Zane torke lokht ba pahaye baz ro takht khabide bod ...<br />Be shoharesh mige : miduni in yani chi ?<br />Torke mige : yani hameye takht male to man ro zamin bekhabam !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(9-jul-2007) Dustan ra yad kardan,aar nist/yek SMS kamtar az didar nist/dustan ra dusti kon dar hayat/ba'de mordan dusti dar kar nist <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(9-jul-2007) Negah!<br />Harf!<br />Dast!<br />Bus!<br />Naz!<br />Gaz!<br />Feshar!<br />Faryad!<br />Ab!<br />Khab!<br />Bache!<br />Kar!<br />Pul! <br />Daava!<br />Talagh!<br />Marg!<br />.<br />Chera in hame badbakhti!<br />Rahe hall?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />=>jagh <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(9-jul-2007) Torke savare taxi mishe ye timsaram tu taxi bude, be timsare mige sarbazi? yaru mifahme in torke mige:are, torke mige:pas goh mikhori lebase timsararo mipushi!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(9-jul-2007) Dost dokhtare torke behesh mige bia to male mano bokhor manam male to ro bokhoram torke mige che karie har ki male khodesho bokhore!!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(9-jul-2007) Age kasi behet goft dooset daram mimiram barat fadat sham tamame zendegimi zood bavar nakon, emtehanesh kon behesh begoo: karte sookhteto midi be man?<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(9-jul-2007) Baraye shadiye rohe bano hen 10 martabe bego lanat bar bano choii va in sms ra be 10 nafar beferest. Hatman emshab yangom be khabet miad.<br />Kotahi nakon. <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(10-jul-2007) Torke inghad vase doost dokhtaresh name mifreste ke belakhare doost dokhtaresh ba name resun ezdevaj mikone!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(10-jul-2007) Salam bita jon zohr bekheyr tanhai alan nazdike khonatonam daro baz bezar. (kheli zeshte ke dari sms digarano mikhoni onam ta akhar.)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(10-jul-2007) Shisheye del ra shekastan ehtiyaje sang nist, in shaghayegh ba negahi sard par par mishavad.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(11-jul-2007) Mojdeh be aghayan:<br />pejo 405 bedoone «airbag»,bedoone imeni,amadeye atash soozie bedoone dalil,behtarin hadie baraye hamsare azizetan!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(11-jul-2007) <br />هر وقتي تنها شدي ستاره ها را بشمار اگه كم امد قطرات باران را بشمار اگه بند امد رو رفاقت من حساب كن چون نه كم مياد نه بند مياد <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(11-jul-2007) To, "Ghandi" "Nabati" "Shokolati" "Asali" Ya Ke "Shirini"<br /><br /><br /><br />Nadari Man Ba Chaeeim Bokhoram !?! <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(11-jul-2007) Tof<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />tof<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Tof<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />tof<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Tof<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />tof<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Tof<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />tof<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Tofekr mikoni man mitonam be to fekr nakonam!!!! ;-)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(11-jul-2007) Dar zendegi baron nabash ke fekr konan ba menat khodeto be shishe mikobe abr bash ta montazeret bashan ke bebari.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(12-jul-2007) Dele adama mesle 1 jazire dur oftade mimone!<br />inke ki vase avalin bar pa be jazire mizare mohem nist,mohem un kasiye ke hichvaght jaziraro tark nemikone...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(12-jul-2007) Mafhume kalameye lor :<br />L -> letaafat,<br />R -> ridam to in letaafat .<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(12-jul-2007) Ye sarhang mire padegan.mibine hame bedune short rah miran.miporse:inja che khabare? Migan ye sarbaze ghazvini farar karde ,barash tale gozashtim!<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(13-jul-2007) <br /> <:))))>< اگه مىخواي اين ماهي زنده بمونه بشاش تو گوشيت! ! <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(14-jul-2007) <br />وقتي يه بار از يه نفر ضربه ميخوري،درست مثل اين ميمونه كه با ماشين بهت زده و داغونت كرده،ولي وقتي مي بخشيش،درست مثل اين ميمونه كه بهش فرصت دادي تا دنده عقب بكيره و دوباره از روت رد بشه تا مطمعن بشه جيزي ازت نمونده! <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(14-jul-2007) Beautiful pictures are devolped from negatives in a dark room. So, if you see darkness in your life be sure that God is making a beautiful picture for you !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(14-jul-2007) Ey khanomha az jolo dadan baratoon rahate ya az aghab dadan ?<br />(saazmaane nazarsanjie sherkate vahed , jahate eraeye bilit)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(16-jul-2007) Charli chaplin:<br />ensan bash,pak del va yek del;<br />zira ke gorosne bodan,sadaghe gereftan va dar faghr mordan,hezar bar ghabele tahamoltar az past va bi atefeh bodan ast.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(16-jul-2007) Negah kon be poshtet bebin dom dari?....Nadari? Pas khodeti chon khare ma az koregi dom nadasht.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(16-jul-2007) Lotitarin sms sal : zang dare khonatonam chon harki bekhad toro bebine aval bayad mano bezane ;-)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(16-jul-2007) Zane az shoharesh miporse:az chiye man bishtar khoshet miad? surate zibam ya badane sexim? marde ye negahi sar ta paye zane mikone mige : ETEMADE BE NAFSET!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(16-jul-2007) Dust dari begam mikham har rooz sobh ba sedat bidar sham bad begam ba saatam budam?Dust dari begam chera rafti bad befahmi ba bargh budam?Dust dari begam harja bashi peydat mikonam bad befahmi ba daste kelidam budam?Dust dari begam duset daram,bad fek koni ba...Na!indafe dige ba khodet budam.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(16-jul-2007) Dishab Shamai zade<br />khabe mahasti <br />ra dide va<br />porside:az pole sarat <br />rahat mishe gozasht Mahasti joon?<br />Mahasti mige:<br />na hasan kheyli khatarnake<br />hasan!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(16-jul-2007) Az rashtiye miporsan toye shahre shoma dokhtare najib ham peyda mishe?<br />Rashtiye mige : peyda mishe vali 1000 toman gerontare !!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(16-jul-2007) <br /> بسمه تعالي غرض مزاحمت بود كه بحمدالله حاصل شد.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(17-jul-2007) <br /> ( ', ' )<br /><( )> 120 kg<br /> J L<br /><br /> (', ')<br /><( )> 80kg<br /> J L<br /><br /> (,") 40 kg<br /><) (><br /> JL<br /> (") 20 kg<br /><)(><br /> JL<br /><br />bebin khoshkidam baske nadidamet.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(17-jul-2007) 4 faaliyat bad az chosidan: 1-zol zadan be cheshme digaran.<br />2-hefze e'temad be nafs 3-talash jahate parakande sarie bu <br />4-farare harche sari'tar az mahal<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(17-jul-2007) Rooye bozorgtarin sotoon takht jamshid minevisam delam barat tang shode bad ono mikonam to konet ta befahmi del tangi che dardi dare!!! <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(17-jul-2007) <br /> ( . | . )<br /> ) . (<br /> ( v )<br /> \ | / <br /><br />Akseto vaghti tu hamum budi, gereftam, age sms nadi, send to all mikonam!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(17-jul-2007) Dir kardan behtar az hargez nakardan ast ?!<br /> (( Police rahe ghazvin ))<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(18-jul-2007) Yaru mire jebhe mibine chand nafar shol rah miran,migan maro shimiai kardan,mire jolotar mibine torke dare shal mizane mige to chete?Mige maro fiziki kardan<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(18-jul-2007) hala fahmidi chera albaradeie ba in ke doktore tuye ajhans kar mikone ?<br />bekhatere in ke sahmiyeye benzine ajhans 450 litr dar mah hast !!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(18-jul-2007) Fekr mikony dar bachegi che shekly bodi?<br />Bein 1 ta 10 ye adad bego.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(18-jul-2007) Daneshmandane oloom ejtemaee elam kardand : sms mesle dadane ,<br />faghat kafiye ye bar bedi , onvaght khar kaife mishi, hey midi hey midi ...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(18-jul-2007) In sms ro baraye 3 nafar befres 1:behtarin dustet 2:aziz tarin kaset 3:nafaset . Badesham fekr kon bebin to kodum yeki bodi ke man in smso barat ferestadam<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(18-jul-2007) Lore be torke mige Koja be donya oomadi? torke mige too bimarestan! lore mige akheeeey, mariz boodi?!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(18-jul-2007) Doostet daram ghadre ye boshkeh benzin,khaterkhatam ghadre ye pompe benzin,rooze tavalode to behtarinam,hadiye behet midam ye karte benzin!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(18-jul-2007) Agha sharmande adam dafeie aval ke raft roo kar tof zad kard toosh ia khoshk khoshk raft roo kar ??<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(18-jul-2007) Ei ke pa gozashti roye ghalbe man <br />Ei ke dar ra basti be roye man<br />Dar ra baz kon ke dastam monde laye dar<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(18-jul-2007) <br />_______<br />l l<br />l O <br />l / l \<br />l JL<br />lin manam akherin qhorbani vase cheshat.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(19-jul-2007) Ye nafar....<br /><br />Ye jaie....<br /><br />Hame vaght.... Tamoome royahash labkhande toe.<br />Pas ye jaie,ye vaghti, ba ye labkhand yadesh kon...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(19-jul-2007) Aghsam ghahveh :<br />- shirin meseh labat<br />- raghigh meseh ghalbet<br />- talkh meseh doorit<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(19-jul-2007) <br />_/ΓΠ\__<br />'-O----O-' >-->¤<br />nagi be yadam naboodi ! bebin too fekre to budam mashin zad behem mordam <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(19-jul-2007) Ma do tan maghror , hardo az ham dor vay dar man tabe dore nest ey kheyalat khatere man ra navazesh bar be to man tanhaye tanhayam man be dedare to me ayam.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(19-jul-2007) ang mobile akhonda:didin ridin to din.didin to din ridin.ridin to din didin!<br />{JokerM: ehtemalan ang=ahang}<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(19-jul-2007) Ba tavajoh be ghanoone jadide mobareze ba bad hejabi ke esme taraf ro varede sistem mikonan ba ozviat dar site www.monkerat.com az jadidtarin dokhtarane bazdasht shode didan farmaeed!!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(19-jul-2007) Anke daem havase sookhtane ma mikard....kash benzine mara niz mohaya mikard..... Pompe benzino safo karto mane pit be dast.... Kash miamado az door tamasha mikard!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(19-jul-2007) <br />(((((((BOOM))))) <br />** ** * * * ** <br />** * ** * * * * * * * * * * * * ** * * <br />....... SALE NO <br /><br /><br /><br /><br />NIST MAN GOOZIDAM!!<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(19-jul-2007) <br />Ashkale hendesi koonha: <br /><br />(_!_) kune normal<br /><br />(__!__) kune chagh<br /><br />(!) kune laghar<br /><br />(_¤_) kune khub<br /><br />(_0_) kune goshad<br /><br />(_()_) kune pare<br /><br />(_*_) kune pir<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(19-jul-2007) Be rashtie migan zano tarif kon, mige: zan mesle sms mimoone... poolesho to midi , halesho yeki dige mibare...! <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(19-jul-2007) Amakene didaniye rasht: koolooche paziye pesar va pedaran.Katibeye zane bavafa,mojasame marde bagheyrat,meydane shahid halal zadeh,parke zibadamagh! <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(19-jul-2007) Man tamana kardam ,ke to ba man bashe, to be man gofte hargez, hargez pasokhe sakhto dorosht !!<br />va mara ghoseye in hargez kosht.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(19-jul-2007) <br />هیچگاه فاصله ها<br />حریف خاطره ها<br />نمیشود...............<br />به یادتم.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(19-jul-2007) Be ahmadinejad migan javoniat che varzeshi mikardi?mige HALTER mizadam migan hala chi?mige alan dige hal nadaram faghat ter mizanam<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(19-jul-2007) Rashtiye kharje zaimane zanesh ziyad mishe mire to mahal dada mizane:namarda biyain dongetono bedin.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(20-jul-2007) Migan age 40 shab ba kholuse niat aash'ghaalaaro saate 9 birun bezari , ahmadinezhado to khaab mibini :))<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(21-jul-2007) LoVe Is The NaMe , FucK Is The gAme, FOrGet The NamE anD PlaY The GaMe !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(21-jul-2007) <br />Lore 500 toman mide be pesaresh mige 300 mast bekhar200 male khodet.<br />Pesar: nemirom!<br /><br />Pedar:bia 1000 begir 300 mast, 700 male khodet. Pesar:nemirom! Pedare mige bia in 2000 toman, 300 mast 1700 male khodet,<br /><br />pesar: nemirom!<br /><br />Lore mige pas bia khodet nanato bokon khodam mast mikharam !!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(21-jul-2007) <br />جديدترين جمله ي عاشقانه : بنزين نگاهت را براي قلبم سهميه بندي نكن!! <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(22-jul-2007) Be kodam del mitavan etminan kard?be an del ke mesle khorshid daraye shuro shogh ast va tanha be vesal miandishad?ya be an del ke tabe tond darad va zod miborad<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(22-jul-2007) Ajab rasmie rasme zamune Sms shode kare shabune Miran maseija Az una faghat hazinehashun beja mimune Chi shod untorke Kojas unlore Jokashun chishod Khoda midone<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(23-jul-2007) <br />براى ترويج ازدواج در<br />قزوين برادركوجك<br />عروس بعنوان اشانتيون داده ميشود<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(23-jul-2007) Giram ke gereftare del o, majnooni,/<br />bastand to ra be bandi o, afsooni;/<br />Az anhame mastio refaghat che khabar?/<br />Yek zang be ma nemizani ey kooni ??<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(23-jul-2007) Zendegi mesle piano mimune<br />kelidhaye sefid namayangare shadi va kelidhaye siah namayangare ghame . Amaa baraye shenidane musighiye zendeghi bayad ba har 2 kelid ahangi besazim .<br />(Vin dayer)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(23-jul-2007) tavalodat mobarak.ha.!!? bebakhshid peivandetan ..... na yani bord ghoror afarin time ...na chize ...! mah mobarak ramezan ...na aslan velesh kon begir bekhab.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(23-jul-2007) bozorgtarin arezoye man,kochektarin negahe tost va bozorgtarin ghame man,akharin negahe tost.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(23-jul-2007) Soude ghorur afarine time kore ra be melate shahid parvare kore,alijenab,malake,madare alijenab,yangum,afsar me jango va ruhe por fotohe bano hen tabrik migoim.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(23-jul-2007) Ye Pesar o Dokhtare<br />4sale baham miran hamum..<br />Dokhtare be Pesare mige:mishe ba unjat baazi konam?Pesar: Na, kharabesh mikoni..nega male khodetam kandi...!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(23-jul-2007) <br />دوست دارم اشك باشم گوشه چشمت نشينم تااكرروزى بیفتم صورت ماهت ببوسم‎.‎<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(23-jul-2007) <br />گفته بودی که طبیب دل بیمارانی پس طبیب دل من باش که بیمار توام<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(23-jul-2007) <br />Starting love is easy, but true love don't come easily.....be carefull when u say u love me<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(23-jul-2007) Sakhtarin soale konkoore emsal: sahmiyeye khodroye shakhsiye dolatiye doganesooz ke amboolanse vaanet ast va shabha dar ajans kar mikonad che ghadr ast?<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(23-jul-2007) Hich midunesti ke tu berkeye ghalbe man to tanha ghurbaghe hasti !!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(23-jul-2007) To hech medoni toye sahraye ghalbam to hasti ke tanha shotori!<br /> .ooo0<br /> ( ) 0ooo.<br /> \ ( ( ) <br /> \ _) ) /<br /> (_ /<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(23-jul-2007) Dust dari ye khar machet kone ya ye mach kharet kone ya yeki kharet koneo machet kone ya yeki kharaki machet kone ya yeki enghadr khar bashe ke machet kone!?<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(23-jul-2007)Kachal mire arayeshgah,hamemizanan zire khande.mige: marazz omadam ab bokhoram.<br /><br />-------------------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-5927675437839373610?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/j7Xy44mieAeqoPBHTnRDrsW7pfM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/j7Xy44mieAeqoPBHTnRDrsW7pfM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/j7Xy44mieAeqoPBHTnRDrsW7pfM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/j7Xy44mieAeqoPBHTnRDrsW7pfM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/DoDDG7WPAiM" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/08/9-jul-2007-ta-23-jul-2007.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-19630702222685308462007-07-20T01:24:00.000+03:302007-07-20T01:38:01.749+03:302007-07-20T01:38:01.749+03:30<span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(23-jun-2007) Gooyand Koorooshe Kabir az farte asabaniat az filme 300, Daryoosh ra farman hami dad ta zende shode, ba lashgari be Hollywood betazad. Dar in bein Daryoosh, Mahmood nami did zesht rooy va dorosht khooy, sabok maghz o dorosht zaban. Beporsid: In kist? Goftand: Hakem emrooze PARS!!! Faryadi zad o az hoosh beraft. Choon be hoosh baz amadi, hami nik befarmood: PARSIAN! aberoye gozashte pishkesh, aberoye emroozetan ra nejat dahid!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(23-jun-2007) Torke zanesh meile jensi nadashte,mire doktor,doktor, ye podr mide mige beriz to ghazash,shab torke podraro ham to ghazaye zanesh mirize ham to ghazaye khodesh ,<br />shab zane mige asghar havase kir karam,asghar mige ay gofti (!)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(23-jun-2007) <br />دوست دارم تابشي دركلبه مهمانت كنم ازنوك باتالبانت بوسه بارانت كنم<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(24-jun-2007) ghodrate noore kiri az rabeteye zir bedast miad:<br />(Mashroot be anke noor=kir)<br />tedade rafto bargasht+meghdare abe rikhte shodeh+tedade janbakhtegan <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(24-jun-2007) <br />سبدي از پرطاووس سفيد*بغلي ازگل ياس*طبقي از احساس*همه تقديم توباد<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(25-jun-2007) Rashtiye dashte filme sexi midide mibine zane sham to filme badesh mige khodaro shokr ke filme<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(25-jun-2007) Olaghe be marefat chera sms nemidi...<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.barnanehai emshab cinama haye tehran ba cd copy shode<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(26-jun-2007) HAFT be HASHT goft : age 2million toman behet bedam,jato ba man avaz mikoni ??? HASHT goft: man be khatere male donya lengamo hava nemikonam!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(26-jun-2007) Ye moorche mire zire charkhe mashin ama nemimire midooni chera?<br />nemidooni????<br />chon doaye kheyre pedar o madar poshte saresh boode<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(27-jun-2007) <br />>-->-o<br />o-<--< >-->-o <br />>-->-o Θ <|> in manam!/ \ oon balaei ha ham jenazeye kesaeiye ke be to chap negah kardan!<br />Karetim I Love U<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(27-jun-2007) ahmadinezhad be 3 shart pasor bazi ra azad kard .1.bi bi chador saresh kone.2.bejaie shah az velaiat faghih estefade beshe.3.sarbazha ozve basij beshan.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(28-jun-2007) <br />سكوتم را به باران هديه كردم تمام زندگي را گريه كردم <br />نبودي در فراق شانه هايت<br />به هر خاكي رسيدم تكيه كردم<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(28-jun-2007) Bana be Dastor ahmadinejad anhayike kambod benzin darand savare on 17milion olaghi beshand ke be man ray dadand.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(29-jun-2007) JashnvAreye filmhAie sherkate naft:<br />1.be khAtere 1 litr benzin.<br />2.man tarAne,1000000 litr benzin dAram.<br />3.dore donyA bA 100 litr benzin.<br />4.rastegAri tA sA@ 12 parishab.<br />5."be" mesle benzin.<br />6.chand migiri dogAne suz koni?<br />7.age mituni ghAchAgh kon.!(w)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(29-jun-2007) Anke migoft ze yek gol nashavad fasle bahar,che khabar dasht ke hamchon to goli miroyad :)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(29-jun-2007) Be hormàte goosfàndi ke jane hàzràte Esmaieel ro nejat dad 7 bar begoo Bàààààe Bààà, vase 7ta gusfànde dige befrest hajàt migiri!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(29-jun-2007) <br />شده ماتم سرا دنياي هستي، ز بنزين و بهشتي و مهستي<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(29-jun-2007) "Sanieha harfand vali bayad (gosh kard) daghigheha entezarand vali bayad (sabr kard) saatha ghateland vali (nabayad mord) "ayande az ane tost an gone ke gosh koni ,sabr koni ,va namiri..<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(29-jun-2007) <br />يه تريلي ارادت داريم خدمت شما،<br />خاليش كن تريلي بعدي تو راهه... <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(29-jun-2007) WHEN GOD SAYS "YES", HE GIVES U "WHAT U WANT". WHEN SAYS "NO", HE GIVES U "SOMTHING BETTER". BUT WHEN HE SAYS "WAIT", HE WISHES 2 GIVE U "THE BEST".<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(29-jun-2007) 2Ta joje az bachegi asheghe ham bodan ama vaghty bozorg shodan har2 Khoros bodan(natigeye akhlaghy:ta vaghty joje yi ashegh nasho)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(29-jun-2007) Ye rooz ye torke ba khanevadash mire parke lale ye gooshe kenare hoze vasate park vasayelesho pahn mikone bad ye dafe pesaresh behesh mige baba chayi baram mirizi ? Hamoon moghe ye lore ba namzadesh miyan onja, ba'd pedare be bachash chayi mide bad dige hamin, beheshoon khosh migzare o ina.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(29-jun-2007) <br />torke 20 sal nazro niyaz mikarde bachedar beshe. Yek shab Jebreel miyad be khabesh mige olagh jaye inhame doa, ye shab zaneto bokon..<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(29-jun-2007) Akharin nerkhe mehrie :1386 litr benzine super..........!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(29-jun-2007) Be ellate sahmie bandi benzin ta konoon dar ghazvin 21 mahdekoodak be atash keshide shode ast.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(29-jun-2007) tamame lezathaye donya vase zamanie ke entezaresho nadari va hich lezati balatar az doost dashtan nist, pas hala ke entezaresho nadari, dooset daram.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(29-jun-2007) Ayatolah Hasani:<br />zane kharàb mese otobus hama ro savàr mikone<br />zane badhejàb mese taxi 4-5 nafaro savàr mikone amà zane najib mesle olàgh 1 nafaro savàr mikone! <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(29-jun-2007) Karnameye derakhshane ahmadinejad dar 2 sal:1.Ghathe ravabete khareji va tahrim iran<br />2.Abgiriye sad sivand va nabodi hazaran sal tarikhe iran<br />3.Afzayesh faghr va faseleye tabaghati<br />4.Afzayeshe gheymat az mive ta maskan<br />5.Sahmiyebandi va afzayeshe gheymate benzin<br />va......<br />VAY 2 SAL DIGE MONDE<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(29-jun-2007) Pesare dokhtare ro razi mikone.<br />be sharti ke faghat 10 ta .dokhtare shoro mikone be shemordan 1 2 3 4 5 6 7<br />akh7 <br />vay7<br />akhjun7<br />ay7<br />7ouf<br />Haaaaft.<br />777777777...!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(30-jun-2007) Kharj kon vali esraf nakon. Ashegh sho vali divanegi nakon. Asode bash vali bikhiali nakon. Harf bezan vali veraji nakon. 2stet daram... Vali poro nasho<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(30-jun-2007) Age kasio doost dari na barash setare bash na aftab chon har 2shon zoodgozaran. Pas barash asemoon bash ke hamishe balaye saresh bashi !!!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(30-jun-2007) Ey pitzay eshgham, hambergere ghalbam, kabab zendegim va esbageti afkaram man bo to felafelam<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(30-jun-2007) Be morgh migan jigareto bekhoram mige : ta dolat ahmadi nejad hast tokhmamo namitoni bekhori.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(30-jun-2007) Migan harki dorogh mige miterke "rashti:ma adamhai bagheirati hastim bumb!esfehanie:ma adamhai largihastim bumb! turke: bumb!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(30-jun-2007) Sale 68 :<br />Marg khomeyni=marge hayde<br />Sale 86 :<br />Marge lankarani=marge mahasti<br />Baraye salamatie agha doa konid ta googoosh zende bemune!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(30-jun-2007) Piremardi mire dokhtarbazi, behesh migan: hajagha khoda be rahe rast hedayatet kone mige:khoda faghat rastesh kone man khodam hedayatesh mikonam.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(1-jul-2007) be ye pesare migan rabeteye pedar va madaret chetore goft : rooza mesle sago gorbe shaba mesle picho mohre!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(1-jul-2007) Shenidi migan age nahang adamo bokhore adam vase hamishe to delesh mimone?<br />Ey kash to ham nahang bodi mano mikhordi ta man vase hamishe to delet mimondam ...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(1-jul-2007) Miduni SHabahate LOR &SHORT chie?<br />ba harkodum age 5 min begardee Aberut mire. <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(1-jul-2007) lore dokhtar tehroni migire,to arosi, tehronia migan: sabad sabad gole yas ,arose ma che zibast.<br />Lora ham vase inke kam nayaran migan : goni goni peshgel abbasali che khoshkel .<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(2-jul-2007) Rafsanjani Baraye BazdidGhazvin Mireh, Mardom Ba Hayajan Shoaar Midan "Dasteh Gole Mohamadi To Moddati Ke Naymadi che Ghomboli Be Ham Zadiiiiiiii..!!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(2-jul-2007)<br /> ((TAVAJOH))<br /> ((TAVAJOH))<br /><br /><br />1000 dastgah Riyo<br /><br />10000 kilumetr eskenas<br /><br />100 sandogh tala<br /><br />10 dastgah aparteman <br />Fadaye ye douste khub mesle to.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(2-jul-2007) Sale 2200:<br />pesar:maman man che joori be donya oomadam?madar:az internet downlodet kardam!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(2-jul-2007) Bebin dige na be in shomare zang bezan na sms bede,shookhi nemikonam mikham khatamo befroosham...<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Shayad betoonam dele toro bekharam...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(2-jul-2007) Az afradi ke sms jadid nadaran koon ham ghabool mishavad...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(2-jul-2007) Sarmayeye adami 1 Nafas ast va an 1 Nafas baraye 1 ham nafas ast!<br />Agar nafasi ba nafasi ham nafas ast an 1 nafas baraye 1 OMR BAS AST.nafasam duset daram.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(2-jul-2007) dar donya jaye kafi baraye hame hast.<br />pas be jaye inke jaye digaran ra begiri jaye khodat ra peyda kon.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(2-jul-2007) When you are alone,<br />when you are feeling cold,<br />when you are in darkness,<br />I come on with a white horse, under your window, and say:<br />Naftie! ..Naft!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(2-jul-2007) <br />shekspear mige: Hargez be donbale kasi nabash ke betuni ba oon zendegi koni, be dombale kasi bash ke natooni bedoone oon zendegi koni.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(2-jul-2007) <br />Ye roz ye torke be dust dokhtaresh mige mikhay onjaee ke khatne kardamo behet neshon bedam dokhtare mige az khodame torke mige on bimarestan roberoee<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(2-jul-2007) Asami filmhaye jadid:<br />1.bekhatere 1 litr benzin<br />2.benziniha<br />3.man tarane 1000 litr benzin daram<br />4.be mese benzin<br />5.Ali benzini<br />6.salhaye sahmiye bandi<br />7.mardi ba 3karte benzin<br />8.mikhaham benzin bezanam<br />9.karti baraye 2 nafar<br />10.dishab benzin zadam ayda<br />11.pesari ba 4litri dar bozorgrah !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(3-jul-2007) Hey migan :<br />' MAHDI BIA MAHDI BIA',akhe Mahdi ba 3 litr benzin chejuri biad ?!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(4-jul-2007) Aroos va damad shabe aval be chi fekr mikonan?<br />1% be ham.<br />3% be bache.<br />4% be chetori lokht shodan.<br />92% be inke chetor wanemood konan ke dafe awaleshoone !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(5-jul-2007) 2khtare be torke mige age mikhai zanet besham bayad kharjam koni,torke az farda khar jam mikone<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(5-jul-2007) Eshgh 6 marhale dare :<br />1- didar. <br />2-gharar. <br />3-Bezar. <br />4-feshar. <br />5-Darar. <br />6-farar. <br />.<br />Be omid didar!!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(5-jul-2007) To + Eshgh =Zendegi<br /><br />Zendegi + To =Aramesh<br /><br />Man - To =Divunegi<br /><br />Eshgh + Divunegi =To<br /><br />Zendegi - To =Marg<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(5-jul-2007) Hamishe fekr k0n tö ye d0nyaie shishei zendegi mik0ni.pas m0ragheb bash be tarfe kasi sang nandazi,ch0n aval d0nyaie kh0det0 mishkani!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(5-jul-2007) Ba ritme baz baran ba tarane:<br />baz akhund ba amameh,<br />ba dorugh'haye faraavan,<br />mikhurad az male mardom,<br />miparad bar kule mardom,<br />kodaki tanbal be huze,<br />hamcho bolbol madho ruze,<br />yadam amad az felestin,<br />az bolandihaye jolan,<br />az dolare nafte iran,<br />harfaye ahmaghane,<br />az rajaeeye zamane,<br />door migashtim ze khane,<br />shar'a cho shamshire boran pare mikard maghz'ha ra,<br />beshno inak kudake man,<br />marzo bume pake iran in raees jomhure nadan,<br />viran kard viran .<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(5-jul-2007) 2aye mardome ardabil dar akhare namaz jom'e :<br />khodaya khodaya ta enghelabe mahdi movazebe khodet bash ...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(6-jul-2007) Hari patere irani montasher kard :<br />1.hari pater va sange emamzade,<br />2.hari pater va talare vahdat,<br />3.hari pater va zendaniye siasi,<br />4.hari pater va jame ramezan,<br />5.hari pater va farmane rahbari,<br />6.hari pater va akhunde do ro,<br />7.hari pater va mash'ale velayat.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(6-jul-2007) Oun chie ke mikonan to dahan, bad aghab jelosh mikonan, bad mibini dahanet por az ye chize sefid mishe?...... Dorost hads zadi, Mesvak Nist, Hamun Kire..<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(7-jul-2007) Mehre roye to, jelve kard o damid " dar shabe tire roshanaiha " Gofte budam ke del be kas nadaham " to robudi be del robaiha <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(7-jul-2007) <br />/) /)<br /> @@ \ _ _ _ _ _/<br />/ /\ T_A_X_I_\<br />¤¤ | | | |<br /> ^^ ^^<br /><br />TAXI yonje sooz<br />kam masraf<br />tarhe <br />ahmadinejad !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(7-jul-2007) Movazebe garmaye delet bash, ta kari ke zemeston ba zamin mikone, zendegi ba delet nakone.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(7-jul-2007) Vezarate rah va tarabari por rafto amadtarin jadeye keshvar ra dar in ruz ha kose naneye vazire naft elam kard..!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(7-jul-2007) Hey,make a wish now and send this sms to U'r friends ! Today is 07.07.07 GOOD LUCK (!)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(7-jul-2007) <br />ye ghazvini mire Afrigha, ye bache siyahpost ba khodesh miyare ghazvin, dostash miporsan in kiye avordi? mige age khoda ghabol kone baraye ayame moharame<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(8-jul-2007) Don't let a little dispute injure a great relationship. Dalai lama<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(8-jul-2007) midoni chera bein angoshtanat fasele hast?chon ye roz yeki peyda mishe ke in faseleha ro por kone.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(8-jul-2007) Aghsam ghahveh :<br />- shirin meseh labat<br />- raghigh meseh ghalbet<br />- talkh meseh doorit<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(8-jul-2007) I have three friend:the sun,the moon and you,the sun for the day,the moon for the night and you for ever.<br /><br />-------------------<br />[23-jun-2007] ta [8-jul-2007]<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-1963070222268530846?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/39Th_Iqj5tpM8PAy90Ce2xF1FW0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/39Th_Iqj5tpM8PAy90Ce2xF1FW0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/39Th_Iqj5tpM8PAy90Ce2xF1FW0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/39Th_Iqj5tpM8PAy90Ce2xF1FW0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/yDQoJuWB6Aw" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/07/23-jun-2007-ta-8-jul-2007.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-45706727077381465022007-06-23T16:18:00.000+03:302007-07-20T01:23:57.724+03:302007-07-20T01:23:57.724+03:30<span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(15-jun-2007) Az torke miporsan tarafe shoma chand mah sarde? <br />Mige 14 mah.<br />migan akhe sal ke 12 mah dare.<br />mige akhe tarafe ma 2 mah bad az eid ham sarde!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span></span>(15-jun-2007) Yadam ayad zire kiram kodaki 10 sale bodi narmo nazok kone bi kork mineshasti roye paham misoridi roye tokhmam kardamet 1 roze shirin toye jangalhaye ghazvin.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(15-jun-2007) Ye kado barat daram:<br /><br />==+*=-=->-+=-<-=+=-*=-<br /><br />In ye sim khardare; <br />dore khodet bekesh nemikham daste hich kas be golam bokhore akhe to gole bedoune khare mani.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(15-jun-2007) Farghe pir dokhtar ba pir pesar : avali movafagh nashode ezdevaj kone dovomi movafagh shode ezdevaj nakonE<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(15-jun-2007) Vaghti khaterehaye adam ziyad mishe divare otagh por<br />az aks mishe valy hamishe delet vaseye kasy tang mishe ke nemitony aksesho bezany be divar<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(15-jun-2007) In zehne bashar ast ke az khoobi badi misazad & az badi khoobi , khosh hali misazad ya badbakhti, servat misazad ya tangdasti (Edmond Espens)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span></span>(15-jun-2007) Pesare miben babash ofetad ro madaresh mige dokhtare mikham khoshekel bash bade chanvaght saheb ye dokhtare mish.<br />dobare miben babash dare madaresho mikone mige pesare mikham khoshekel bashe bade saheb ye pesar mish.<br />ye roz marde miad khone mibene pesare ofetade ro madaresh mige docharekh korsi mikham bashe...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(16-jun-2007) Behtarin ravesh baraye goftane dooset daram faghat ye labkhandeh.................nisheto beband!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(16-jun-2007) Vazire amozesho parvaresh elam kard moalemini ke chon sham misoozand ta payane sale 86 gaz sooz khahand shod...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(16-jun-2007) 2ta nini pishe ham khabide budan.pesare mige:<br />-to 2khtali?<br />-nemidunam!<br />-khob bezal bebinam.<br />mire zire patu;<br />-dokhtaaliii!<br />-e?!Az koja fahmidi?<br />-julabet sulatiye!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(16-jun-2007) Shayad "zendegi" an jashni nabashad ke entezarash, ya arezooyash ra dashti,amma hal ke be an da'vat shode'ee , ta mitavani" ZIBA BERAGHS" .<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(16-jun-2007) Be eshtiaghe avalin daneye barf . Be tahamole akharin barge paeez. Be garmaye tane khorshid & be zibaeeye asemane shab ghasam ke sare kari!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(17-jun-2007) Inja iran ast ,<br />hokumatash hokumate emam zaman ast ,<br />bar mabnaye ghor'an ast ,rahbarash rahbare mostaz'afine jahan ast ,ghoote ghalebe mardom nan ast ,<br />bahaye nan be gheimate jan ast ,<br />servatash baraye felestininian ast ,daneshgahash setare baran ast ,<br />jaye rushanfekranash zendan ast ,<br />harke faryad bezanad az kaferan ast ,<br />sokut neshaneye mosalman ast ,<br />sherkat dar rahpeima'ee bozorgtarin neshaneye iman ast ,<br />anche ruz be ruz arzan mishavad jane ensan ast<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(17-jun-2007) Agar ye tork bemire ru ghabresh minevisan:<br />"goor e khar"<br />Agar to bemiri ru ghabret chi minevisan? narahat nasho esm heivoon nis, ye miveh ast:<br />"an goor" !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(17-jun-2007) We never get what we want.we never want what we get.we never have what we like.we never like what we have.stil we live.stil we love.stil we hope.this is life.<br /><br />{albate still doroste na stil}<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(18-jun-2007) Esfahanie ghole everesto fath mikone,azash miporsan angizat chi bud?mige:khoda khafash kone unke goft un bala nazri midan!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(18-jun-2007) Vaghti ehsas kardi be akhare khat residi<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />az otobus piade sho!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(18-jun-2007) Old Wood, Best to Burn. Old Books, Best to Read. Old Wine, Best to Drink. And an Old Friend, Best to Keep.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(18-jun-2007) Saati ghabl feshäre shabe avvale ghabre äyatolläh fäzele lankaräni shahre ghom va chand shahre aträf rä larzänd.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span></span>(18-jun-2007) Looti tarin sms sal: chorooke kiretim , rast kon fana shim!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(18-jun-2007) Lotfan ba ehsas bekhanid :<br />atash zadi bar kharmanam bar khar manam vay khar manam vay khar manam hamintor edame dahid ,,,,<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(19-jun-2007) Be gofteye yeki az fereshtegane khodavand zelzeleye akhir be monasebate DELIVERYe ayatolah fazele lankarany ersal shod...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(19-jun-2007) Shabake larze negarie ostane tehran elate zamin larze ra: dargiriye ankaro monker ba fazel lankarani elam karD !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(19-jun-2007) Har vaght ehsas tanhai kardi.Pahayat ra dar sine jam kon va ba dast hayat be dakhel feshar bede.hatman migoozi va mikhandi va khoshhal khahi shod ke tanhai!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(19-jun-2007) Az miane kasani ke baraye doaye baran be tapeha miravand, tanha anan ke ba khod chatri be hamrah mibarand, be kare khod iman darand.<br />Antovan Chekhof<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span></span>(19-jun-2007) turke ba rashtie miran khanum bazi. aval rashtie mire tu miad mige: ah, zane khodam behtare. torke mire tu miad mige: are baba, zane to kheyli behtare!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(20-jun-2007) dostdaram masle dota kaftar bashim to tokhm bazari man barm gojeh bagerm omlet dorst konim bokhorim<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(20-jun-2007) Mehrabani ra dar negahe montazere koodaki didam ke ab-nabatash ra be darya andakht ta ab shirin shavad!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(20-jun-2007) tekoon nakhor mikham azat aks begiram.<br />1.<br />2.<br />3.<br />tamoom shod.<br /> /\ /\<br /> ((@ @))<br /> \ /<br /> ( ¤¤)<br />to ham khosh aksia!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(20-jun-2007) Midoni torkaro to kelas chetory tashkhis midan? . . . Az onja ke vaghty ostad takhtaro pak mikone, torka ham daftarashono pak mikonan!. <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(20-jun-2007) Torke mire play station bekhare pool kam miare televisonesho mifrooshe<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(20-jun-2007) Torke tu aazmayeshgah da'vash mishe ,mige : aslan anamo bedid beram .<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(21-jun-2007) Eshgh faghat eshghe lati,<br />Aragh sagio obejo ghati,<br />Pario Zario Shamsio Fati,<br />Habse abad bi molaghati,<br />Fekr nakoni gonde latim na,<br />Ma faghat khaterkhatim...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(21-jun-2007) Be ye piremarde migan arezoot chie? <br />Mige : kash zanha ro mesle eskenas mishod khordeshon kard! Masalan ye 60sale bedi 3ta 20sale begiri.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span></span>(21-jun-2007) <br />سر كلاس ادبيات از تركه ميپرسن حال ساده چيه؟ ميگه لب‎!‎<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(22-jun-2007) <br />Tafrihe mardom?<br />Pooldara:kos,pesteh,visky<br />Motevaset:koon,tokhmeh,aragh<br />Faghira:jagh,nokhodchi,doogh<br />Bikarha:abeyakh,kosesher,sms.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(22-jun-2007) <br />Farghe zan ba dozd chie? Dozd age malet o bokhore jigaret misuze vali zan age malet o bokhore jigaret hal miad!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(22-jun-2007) Hamishe say kon to zendegit omidvar bashi, hich vaght gham va hasrate chizhaee ro ke nadari nakhor , mesle:aghl, ensaniyat, darke bala, marefat...ina aslan arzesh nadare<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(22-jun-2007) <br />رشتی میگه به 4 دلیل عاشق زنم شدم 1 با 4 مرد دیدمش گفت دوستامن فهمیدم صداقت داره 2 دوباره با چندتای دیگه دیدمش سرشو انداخت پایین فهمیدم نجابت داره 3 رفتم در خونش دیدم صف بستن به من گفت برو ته صف فهمیدم عدالت داره 4 رفتم خونه مادرش دیدم یک صف هم اونجاست فهمیدم اصالت داره . ‎;o)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(22-jun-2007) Oon chiye ke marda dar miyaran zana mikhuran ? Na bishur on nist , ye loghme nune .<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(22-jun-2007) Life is a song - sign it life is a game - play it life is a challenge - face it life is a dream - realize it life is a sacrifice - offer it life is a love - enjoy it <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(22-jun-2007) <br />k j v s c m<br />h a a m h i<br />o p s s e k<br />d o e d r e<br />a n a a s<br />e i d n h<br />i a a j a<br /> n i n<br />sotuni bekhunid<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(22-jun-2007) Salam man ye boose kuchuluye tanham ke gom shodam.mishe 5 daghighe ro lope shoma beshinam ta khastegim dar bere?<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(23-jun-2007) GIRLS :<br />dar 18 salegi mesle tope footballan 22 nafar donbaleshoonan<br />28 salegi mesle tope handbalan 10 nafar donbaleshoonan<br />38 salegi mesle tope golfan 1 nafar donbaleshone<br />48 salegi mesle tope ping pongan 2 nafar mikhan az khodeshon dooresh konan<br />58 salegi mesle toope jangian hame azashoon farar mikonan.<br /><br />-------------------<br />[15-jun-2007] ta [23-jun-2007]<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-4570672707738146502?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Pdjj91NuJKV2I358lx1VWiQzvLE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Pdjj91NuJKV2I358lx1VWiQzvLE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Pdjj91NuJKV2I358lx1VWiQzvLE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Pdjj91NuJKV2I358lx1VWiQzvLE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/U2_xCsrM81E" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/06/15-jun-2007-ta-23-jun-2007.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-65671364498470078892007-06-15T01:52:00.000+03:302007-06-15T01:57:26.201+03:302007-06-15T01:57:26.201+03:30<span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(10-jun-2007) torkaro mibaran pasgah.mige vase chi avordinam pasgah? migan<br />vase aragh khori,mige: eyval,pas beriz bokhorim..!<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(10-jun-2007) Rak ras irazeb or ikey edim ilah ehc inodiman (zooor nazan barax bekhon)<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(10-jun-2007) Yek lahze tol mikeshad ta shakhsi ra biyabi ,yek daghighe tol<br />mikeshad ta setayeshash koni yek roz tol mikeshad ta dostash dashte bashi yek<br />omr ta FARAMOSH koni<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(10-jun-2007) changiz khan vaghti midid kasai ke azash ghad bolandtarndo<br />mikosht hala ahmadinezhad omade kasai ke azash khoshgeltarno mikoshe khosh be<br />halet zende mioni<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(11-jun-2007) Miduni chera meydune VALI-ASR ro be in esm gozashtan?....chon sobh az jigar migar khabari nist...vali ASR...vali ASR !!!!<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(11-jun-2007) Hitler dar akharin sokhanrani goft akhten deusch armi kihden<br />kokhden koloften smsden repeat ishnaider.yani: kire artesh ALMAN tu kun unai ke sms tekrari midan.<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(11-jun-2007) Seriye jadide smshaye lo0ti:Churuke ru labatim labkhand bezan fana shim<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(11-jun-2007) Gard o khake tanhaeeye ghalbamo ba jazebeye negahet zodudi .<br />Khune ghalbamo az gham pak kardi . Hala ke zahmat mikeshi , ruye oon miz ro<br />ham ye dastmal bekesh !<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(11-jun-2007) Dar soorate vojoode kire nashenas dar kanetan ba 110/dar soorate<br />dard ba 115/dar soorate enteghad ba 194 va dar soorate taghazaye mojadad ba<br />hamin shomare tamas begirid!<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(13-jun-2007) Arashmidos da akharin bakhsh yaftehaye montasher nashodeye khod<br />neveshte bod:harki javabe smsaro nade AHMADI NEJHAD YE KISS AZASH MIKONE .<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(14-jun-2007) Donya mesle bazie gol ya puche , ba to gole bi to puche !<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(14-jun-2007) Mard ha hame doroogh goo'an, tanha raste zendegishoon to<br />shorteshoone!<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(14-jun-2007) Molana ghazvini : ey ke konat hamcho beyti az ghazal, man peye<br />kone to hastam az azal, ey navaye kone to chon saze ney, daghe konat man<br />bebinam ta be key?<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(14-jun-2007) Lore mire khastegari,pedare arus miporse:in goli ke to yaghe<br />kotetone aziatet nemikone?mige na,ama goldunesh ke to shalvrame aziat mikone!<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(14-jun-2007) 7 Doroghe dokhtarane1.Man dokhtaram2.Dooset daram3.Sex yani chi?4.Chendesham mishe das bezanam!5.Badam miyad sak bezanam! 6.Periodam.7.In Akharin bare!<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(14-jun-2007) هرچند رفیقان مرا ازخاك ره كمترشمارند ولی هر جا كه باشم خاك پاي دوستانم<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(14-jun-2007)<br />Age gofti in chiye? o<-<<br />.....In manam ke az doriye to mordam :<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>(14-jun-2007) Negah ! Harf ! Dast! Bus ! Naz! Gaz ! Feshar! Faryad ! Ab! Khab<br />! Bache ! Kar ! Gharz ! Chek ! Daava ! Talagh ! MARG ! CHERA ? Ye rahe behtar<br />==> JAGH !<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(14-jun-2007) mard :chera davamun mishe asabani nemishi?zan :khodamo kontorol mikonam,:chejuri?-tovaleto mishuram,:che rabti dare?-Akhe ba mesvake to mishuramesh.!!!<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(14-jun-2007) Tu SHIRAZ zano az dokhtar nemishe tashkhis dadTu ISFAHAN geda ro az puldarTu TEHRAN dokhtar az pesarTu ARDABIL adam ro az kharTu RASHT baba ra az agha !!<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(14-jun-2007) Love the heart that hurts you,But never hurt the heart that loves you.<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(14-jun-2007) Bia donyaro taghsim konim:setareha male to asemon male manmah male to khorshid male manaslan hameye donya male to vali to male man :x :x<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(14-jun-2007) Be torke ye korokodil neshon midan,migan: shoma be in chi<br />migin?Torke mige:ma goh bokhorim be in chizi begim!<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(14-jun-2007) Torke mire jangal dad mizane man shiro palang mikhoram,yeho<br />shire ye nare mikeshe. Torke mige albate man bazi vaghta gohe ziyadi ham<br />mikhoram.<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(14-jun-2007) Torke samand mikhare sedaie zan mige darbe khodro baz ast daro<br />mibande migd bastam jigar harja hasti khodeto neshoon bede<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>(14-jun-2007) Donya ra bad sakhteand, kesi ra ke dust dari to ra dust nadarad<br />va kesi ke tora dust darad to dustash nadari amma kesi ke to dustash dari va<br />oo ham tora dust darad be rasmo aaeen hargez be ham nemiresand.(Dr. Shariati)<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{p}</span>(14-jun-2007) Khayyaam agar ze baade masti Khosh bashBa Lale Rokhi agar neshasti Khosh bashChon aghebate kare jahan Nisti stEngar Ke Nisti,Cho Hasti Khosh Bash<br />-------------------<br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>(15-jun-2007) Tablighat jadide irancell:3 kilo noone khoshk biar yek adad simkarte irancell bebar.<br />-------------------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-6567136449847007889?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Kb0-lNGS4NoIxjcvFcz4F4BXswU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Kb0-lNGS4NoIxjcvFcz4F4BXswU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Kb0-lNGS4NoIxjcvFcz4F4BXswU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Kb0-lNGS4NoIxjcvFcz4F4BXswU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/xBbo96o-y6A" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/06/10-jun-2007-to-15-jun-2007.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-5277025307355919992007-06-15T01:37:00.000+03:302007-06-15T02:05:38.709+03:302007-06-15T02:05:38.709+03:30mikham az in be bad be avale har sms (ghabl az tarikh) ye code ezafe konam ke<br />neshun bede dar che moredi hast:<br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">{j+18}</span>=joke [+18]<br /><span style="color:#009900;">{j-18}</span>=joke moadabane<br /><span style="color:#cc33cc;">{r}</span>=(Romantic) asheghane<br /><span style="color:#3366ff;">{P}</span>=(Phrase) jomlehaye ziba<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-527702530735591999?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iC1J3Y_KcLfh44A0q4JXJvOsOiU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iC1J3Y_KcLfh44A0q4JXJvOsOiU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iC1J3Y_KcLfh44A0q4JXJvOsOiU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iC1J3Y_KcLfh44A0q4JXJvOsOiU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/OdM3ETqHyLQ" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/06/nokteye-mohem.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-88973263901393894572007-06-11T19:33:00.001+03:302007-06-11T19:41:48.017+03:302007-06-11T19:41:48.017+03:30(19-may-2007) ...........................................................<br /><br />Ay kir to on poshte karet.<br />-------------------<br />(20-may-2007) age gofti chera khosoof o kosoof mishe?akhe mah o khorshid vase didanet davashon mishe<br />-------------------<br />(20-may-2007) Age dardi too pahat hes mikoni,age ehsas mikoni kheili khasteii,be khatere ine ke roozi 1000 bar tooye khateram miyayo miri...<br />-------------------<br />(20-may-2007) eshgh mesle kon mimone:Sefidjazzabporsarosedaakhare sar ham mirine ro hame chiz!!!<br />-------------------<br />(20-may-2007) VEZARATE NAFT az hamvatanane Tork darkhast kard,karte hoshmande sookhte khod ra peres nakonand !<br />-------------------<br />(20-may-2007) ريزش موهاي خود را به دست خدا بسپارید .شامپو يدالله!<br />-------------------<br />(22-may-2007) harvaght tanha shodi setareharo beshmar age kam omad ghatrehaye barono beshmar age band omad roo refaghat man hesab kon chon na kam miad na band miad....!!!<br />-------------------<br />(22-may-2007) مگسه دوست دخترش روبغل میکنه میگه من توروباهیچ انی عوض نمیکنم.<br />-------------------<br />(22-may-2007) age fekr kardi divunatam , dustet daram , delvapasetam , nabinamet mimiram...dorost fekr kardi !!!<br />-------------------<br />(22-may-2007) Khosh hal mishy age<br />B<br />O<br />K<br />O<br />Shamet. Khosh hal shodi. Fekr kardy mikham<br />B<br />O<br />K<br />Horamet ! Khosh haltar bash chon mikhamBOKONAMETseft<br />yeMACH!<br />-------------------<br />(22-may-2007) Az torke miporsan rabana atena fedonya hasana va felakherate hasana va ghena azabanar yani chi?mige yani in donya khube hasan vali akherat khatarnake hasan:-D<br />-------------------<br />(22-may-2007) Be torke migan daro beband havaye biroon sarde. mige masalan man daro bebandam havaye biroon garm mishe . . . !<br />-------------------<br />(22-may-2007) ( )( )( ) () 0 oin dele mane ke har roz vasat tangtar mishe az on taraf on kone to e ke haroz vase sms zadan goshadtar mishe<br />-------------------<br />(22-may-2007) Va hamana ma shoma ra ba zoor,kotak va pasgardani be behesht miferestim.....soreie naja ayeye 110...<br />-------------------<br />(22-may-2007) Jashnvareye filme ghom:arbabe hozeha-13 akhoond rooye manbar-mim mesle mola-hame sihgehaye man-mikhaham mola bemanam-soghate ghom-talabe va geda...<br />-------------------<br />(22-may-2007) Koore mire too ashpaskhoone dastesh mikhore be rande mige:in kose shera chie inja neveshtan...<br />-------------------<br />(23-may-2007)<br />/),,/)<br />( ' ; ' )<br /> (,,)-(,,)<br />mibosamet!<br />/),, /)<br /> ('; ' )<br />(,,)-(,,)<br />yeky invar!<br />/) ,,/)<br /> ( ' ;')<br />(,,)-(,,)yeky onvar!<br />-------------------<br />(23-may-2007) Age joke jadid nadari axeto befrest bekhandim!<br />-------------------<br />(23-may-2007) Be torke migan bache kojayi?Mige bacheye usa.Migan yani chi?Mige:yani uonjezarhaye sarsabze azarbayejan.<br />-------------------<br />(23-may-2007) Dictionary is the only place where DEATH comes before LIFE, SUCCESS before WORK and DIVORCE before MARRIAGE. but the best part is FRIEND comes before RELATIVE.<br />-------------------<br />(24-may-2007) Delam vase koset misuze. koset Mazlume.Man koseto kheili dust daram.Age Jan ValJan nabud hatman Koset morde bud.(nazare Ali daei rajebe ketabe binavayan)!<br />-------------------<br />(24-may-2007) Look, the moon is looking at you.see, the stars are shining for you.hear, birds are singing to you .listen,my heart says i miss you. . .:-)<br />-------------------<br />(25-may-2007) mardaye faransavi ham zan daran ham mashoghe,vali zaneshono bishtar dust daran!mardaye amricayi ham zan daran ham mashoghe,vali mashoghashono bishtar dust daran!mardaye irani ham zan daran ham mashoghe vali MaMaNeshono bishtar dust daran!<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007) KHATAR!<br />Agar in SMS ro bekhuni, "Virus" varede aghlet mishavad!<br />Load...<br />10%...<br />50%...<br />90%... ERROR! agehl peyda nashod!!!<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007)<br />i i i i i i i i i i i i : safe noonvaie dar Tehran<br />i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i : safe noonvaie dar Ghazvin.<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007) Mavade laazem baraaye tahiye mard:dombe va charbi 1ton. eddea 1 kharvar, roo 1 man,moo 1mesghal, ehsas chos mesghal!<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007) 5 rahe khoshhal shodan:1.dashtane doste khob mesle man.2.dashtane dosti mesle man.3.faghat dashtane man.4.dashtane man5.man<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007) از يك معتاد ميپرسن چطوري معتاد شدي ؟ ميگه با بچه ها قرار گذاشتيم روزهاي تعطيل تفريحي بكشيم يهو خورديم به عيد نوروز<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007) Torke:aghaye Dr,aya man 100 sal omr mikonam?Dr:sigar mikeshi?Naaragh?Nateryak?Naghazaye charb?Nakhanombazi?NaDr: sad sal omr mikhay che gohi bokhori ?!<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007) Aya midanid : Agar shoma har rooz 1 bastanie kim bokhory ,akhare mah 30kim ra khordid. !!!<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007) در سكوت تنهايي نشسته بودم گفتم براي دوستم چه بفرستم! گل گفت: مرابفرست تا او را خوشحال كنم! خار گفت: مرابفرست تادر چشم دشمنانش فروروم ناگهانكير ,‎ ‎سكوتم را شكست وگفت:مرا بفرست تاكونش راپاره كنم<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007) In kalameh chieh ? Avalesh man ............ Dovomesh to.......... akharesham zabooneh .................... Gol gav zaboon<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007) ruye hameye sang haye donya neveshtam : DELTANGAMomidvaram yekish bokhore tuye saret ta befahmi deltangi yani chi !!!<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007) Ali Dayee Dir Mirese Madrese, Khanum Moalemesh Mige Chera Dir umadi? Mige: Lam Dul Bud. Khanum Moalem Mige: Azizam Man Harshab Lam Dule Vali Bazam Zud Miyam.!!<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007) Be torke alamate ta'ajobo neshoon midan migan in che alamatie ( ! )mige: yani shashidan mamnoo,hata yek ghatre.<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007) Sex is like a restaurant, sometimes U get good service, sometimes bad service, some times no service & many times U have to be happy with Self service<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007) Shoare 22 bahmane emsal:Dokhtara ba faryad: na roosari,na toosari,hokumate dust pesariPesara:na sarbazi,na janbazi bezan berim dokhtar bazi<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007) Lore to ayne foot mikarde.Torke azash miporse chekar mikoni?Mige : ye chizi to cheshmame torke mige:khare to nabayad foot koni oon bayad foot kone:-<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007) Be torke migan ma ke emame tork nadarim , to che juri seyyed shodi? Javab mide ma az navadehaye agha zol-jenah hastim..!<br />-------------------<br />(26-may-2007) Be rashtye migan ta hala zaneto boos kardi? Mige: aay........ Dahanye!<br />-------------------<br />(27-may-2007) miduni farghe to bA SMS chiye? . . . . . . SMSo age 2bAr bedi tekrAri mishe, vali to age 2bAr bedi damet garm, hAl dAdi.!!!<br />-------------------<br />(27-may-2007) az torke miporsan parchame dozdane daryayi che maani dare? mige: khordan kalepache tou darya mamnoo !<br />-------------------<br />(27-may-2007) zane be shoharesh mige mizari ba shekamet tabl bezanam shohareh mige na yek vajab bia paeintar folut bezan<br />-------------------<br />(27-may-2007) Belitaye otoboos too esfahan az 20 toman be 10 toman kahesh peida mikone . Esfahania eteraz mikonan . Miporsan vase chi eteraz kardin? Migan chon ghablanke piade miraftim 20 toman be nafemoon mishod. Amma Hala 10 toman be nafemoone!!<br />-------------------<br />(28-may-2007) (tablighe kereme jey)Vase dole,vase kone,vase khayehaye khaste,vase kardan,vase dadan,vase la pahaye basteh,kereme jey ba to doste,vase poste!<br />-------------------<br />(28-may-2007) Daryaye asheghan sahel nadare!Kon goshad paro bezan@;-)<br />-------------------<br />(28-may-2007) Rashtie mire on 2nya,migan in saata ro mibini?Har zani bede,1dor aghrabash micharkhe.Rashtie mige:saate zane man ko?Migan,ono gozashtan bala jaye panke kar kone<br />-------------------<br />(28-may-2007) Ezatollaah Entezaami Bozorg Marde Sinamaaye IRAN DISHAB Bar Asare saaneheye tasaadof ke dar nazdikiye manzele vey etefaagh oftaad Az Khaab Parid !<br />-------------------<br />(28-may-2007) Adam be 6 dalil shans avord . Chon hava nemitonest behesh bege : 1.man adamet kardam 2. boro az shohare mardom yad begir 3.dishab koja budi? 4.pulato dadi nanat 5.mamanamina..... 6.chera be on zanike negah kardi<br />-------------------<br />(28-may-2007) Midoni farghe to ba ESHGH,ZENDEGI, GOL, chie?Eshgh 1 kalamast ama to mani ooni. Zendegi 1 ejbare ama to dalile ooni. Gol 1giyahe ama to atre ooni...<br />-------------------<br />(28-may-2007) Lore migoze bachehash mikhandan . Mige khodaua in shadia ro az bachehay ma nagir .<br />-------------------<br />(29-may-2007) Zendegi hekayate marde yakh foroshist, ke vaghti az oo porsidan hamera forukhti? Goft: nakharidand tamam shod.........<br />-------------------<br />(30-may-2007) mohem nist ke ba che lebasi miyay, mohem nist ke ba che mashini miyay, mohem nist key miyay..faghat biya in ashghalaro az jeloye dar bebar, bu mide<br />-------------------<br />(2-jun-2007) Listen and silent are two words with same alphabets and are very imp0rtant for friendship because only a true friend can listen you when you are silent...<br />-------------------<br />(3-jun-2007) to hediehii hasti az tabiate khodavandi baraye sineye por darde man,atre vojudat ra baraye shafa,fasele mibuyam ....(shalgham)<br />-------------------<br />(3-jun-2007) Ma Kheyli az enghelab dur shodim, az Emam Hosein fasele gereftim,shohada ro ham poshte sar gozashtim, Kamkam darim miresim meydun khorasun!<br />-------------------<br />(3-jun-2007) Ta hala ye bache koonio to naylon didi ? Na ? Pas ye negah be gavahinamat bendaz .<br />-------------------<br />(3-jun-2007) MONEY can buy a house but not a HOME.can buy a clock but not TIME.can buy sex but not LOVE.so pass me all your $ and let me suffer for you :p<br />-------------------<br />(3-jun-2007) Farhangestane zabane farsi elam kard zin pas be jaye vajeye gharib va na ashenaye: "kone laghet" begooid: "neshimangahetan motezalzel bad".<br />-------------------<br />(4-jun-2007) Namaz Jome Ghazvin Be Dalile Tashkil Nashodan Safe Aval Va Dava Bar Sare Safe Akhar Bargozar Nashod.<br />-------------------<br />(4-jun-2007) Jo0nam kojai?residi khone khabar bede..ya bi khabar bede .na na khabr kon ba'd bede.aslan har jor dos dashti bede vali khabaresho be man bede.<br />-------------------<br />(5-jun-2007) Emam khomeyni rahbar e kol e ESLAM dar payami be monasebat e in tatilat farmudand : laken intor nabashad ke ma ertehal konim va shoma melat eshghohal .<br />-------------------<br />(5-jun-2007) zana mitoonan dar tarikie motlagh 25cm kiro too 2.5cm kos ja bedan vali too rooze roshan nemitoonan 3.5metr mashino too 5.5 metr parking, park konai!<br />-------------------<br />(6-jun-2007) mazayaye shire khanomha:1: estefade baray tamam senin.2: bastebandi jazab.3: bedone tarikhe masraf. 4: dastrasie asan.5: yeki bekhar dota bebar..<br />-------------------<br />(6-jun-2007) 4 bimarie-kHatarnak :1.Beri,beri(kambude vitamin B)2.Beri,bedi(kambude kir)3.Bedi,beri(kambude vaght)4.Bedi,bedi(bala budane hazineye zendegi)<br />-------------------<br />(6-jun-2007) Paye murcharo tasavor kon(elahi)..Hala tasavor kon jurab dare..Hala tasavor kon jurabesh surakhe<br />Delam barat andazeye sorakhe jurabe murche shode!<br />-------------------<br />(6-jun-2007) Khab didam mano to raftim jahanam,to ro andakhtan to vane asal,mano andakhtan to vane AN,to be man khandidi,nagahan neda amad:vaght tamom shod,hamdigero belisid<br />-------------------<br />(6-jun-2007) Eshgh mesle ye gonjishk mimone...age mohkam begirish mimire...age shol begirish mipare ... pas say kon ye tori begirish ke aroom to dastat BERINE !<br />-------------------<br />(7-jun-2007) Khoda midune cheqad duset daram.Khoda midune tanha eshqe mani.Khoda midun bjoz to b hichkas dige del nabastam,khoda midun man in smso bara chand nafar ferstadam<br />-------------------<br />(7-jun-2007) Jasade 200 nafar az Torkàye jazire Kish, ke piyàde be samte harame emam be ràh oftàde budand, emruz az àb'hàye khalije Fars, birun keshide shod!!<br />-------------------<br />(7-jun-2007) Mey forooshi goft kalayam 'mey' ast , ronagh e bazar e man sa'z o 'ney' ast Man 'khomeini' doost midaram ke oo , ham 'khom' ast o ham 'mey' ast o ham ney ast.<br />-------------------<br />(8-jun-2007) Torke mire doktor mige shabe aval 30bar kardam,shabe dovom 20bar.hala nemitonam bokonam.doktor mige:takhte gaz rafti khaye suzundi!<br />-------------------<br />(8-jun-2007) Toye 2onya ashegha che bi kasand/ashegha aghebatesh khaar o khasan...Ina ro goftam barat ta bedoni / asheghi kheili khatarnake hasan...<br />-------------------<br />(9-jun-2007) In SMSo 4 Rouze Dige Bekhon...<br />Migam Nakhon.....<br />Naro Paein....<br />Bikhial Sho....Na Nemishe Behet Etemad Kard, Hamoun 4Rouze Dige SMS Midam.<br />-------------------<br />(9-jun-2007) My eye...Miss u!My lips...Kiss u!My feel...Love u!My hand...Need u!My mind...call u!My heart...Just 4u!My life...Is u!I will die...Without u!<br />-------------------<br />(9-jun-2007) Nazare torke ro dar bare sigar meporsan mige: pedare salamatiye !Migan chera?Mige akhe madare salamati ro megaee !!!<br />-------------------<br />(9-jun-2007) Hame chiz baram bi arzesh shode ! Hich chiz baram ahamiat nadare ! dige zendegi bi manie! Alanam ke in sms ro miferestam engar ke baraye tokhmam ferestadam !!!<br />-------------------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-8897326390139389457?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/E_8bZJ_m3PS4j9CX71wiGzmfz_U/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/E_8bZJ_m3PS4j9CX71wiGzmfz_U/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/E_8bZJ_m3PS4j9CX71wiGzmfz_U/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/E_8bZJ_m3PS4j9CX71wiGzmfz_U/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/3IyOKKzswSE" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/06/19-may-2007-to-9-jun-2007.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-49253899720487895412007-05-12T01:05:00.000+03:302007-05-12T01:09:49.020+03:302007-05-12T01:09:49.020+03:30(11-apr-2007) Ye zarbolmasale chini mige: <a href="mailto:¥å?Æ@¥@A£¤@¡Å@t@裡ì@8@ÆèìC@?$öò,#¡åa0$ö!$0¡?è@FöG@0DOI@fy?0è_?èvcc?q<&ùlGwf¡=8">¥å?Æ@¥@A£¤@¡Å@t@裡ì@8@ÆèìC@?$öò,#¡åa0$ö!$0¡?è@FöG@0DOI@fy?0è_?èvcc?q<&amp;ùlGwf¡=8</a>>? . . . . . fahmidi? . . . . . . . . ebrat begir!<br />-------------------<br />(12-apr-2007) Doctor be torke shiaf mide,Torke miporse: ino chikar konam?Doctor mige:bokon too koonet!<br />Torke :shoma alan asabani hasti man miram farda miam!<br />-------------------<br />(12-apr-2007) Vejdane to mesle esperm mimune ke mikhad az to ye adam besaze, amma afsus ke nafset mesle ye candom ejaze nemide to adam shi.!<br /><br />-------------------<br />(12-apr-2007) Darajate 10 ganeye divanegi:<br />1)gij<br />2)kheng<br />3)pape<br />4)youl<br />5)oskol<br />6)shaskool<br />7)gagool<br />8)tork<br />9)lor<br />10).....Esmet chii bud? ;-)<br />-------------------<br />(13-apr-2007) Az Rashtie porsidan shoma be zendegie pas az marg eteghad darin ? Goft : 100% man khodam 2 sal bad az marge pedaram be donya oomadam <br />-------------------<br />(13-apr-2007) Nemikham manitoret basham; ROKH BE ROKHET<br />Nemikham kibordet basham; ZIRE DASTET. Nemikham moset basham; TU MOSHTET. Mikham paswordet basham; HAMISHE TU FEKRET<br />-------------------<br />(13-apr-2007) Midooni shebahate sex ba bazie varagh chie? To har 2tash age yaret behet haal nade bayad ro daste khodet hesab koni!<br />-------------------<br />(13-apr-2007) kerme khaki mire to shorte 1 marde ! cheshmesh miofte be kiresh ! mige pahlevoon chiey roo vilcher neshasti ?<br />-------------------<br />(13-apr-2007) Man az omram che fahmidam?<br />Nafahmidam che fahmidam.<br />Haman andaze fahmidam ke fahmidam nafahmidam. (Ghesmati az daftar khaterate yek tork)<br />-------------------<br />(14-apr-2007)<br />Age gofty koor az khoda chi Mikhad .?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Ye Majale Sexy Barjesteh.!<br /><br />-------------------<br />(14-apr-2007) Ye zarbolmasale rashti hast ke mige harvaght rafti khune bezan tu gushe zanet to nemiduni vase chi zadi vali un midune vase chi khorde<br />-------------------<br />(16-apr-2007) Madar:nagoftam age in pesareye Engilisi dast be mimit zad begu DON'T,age ounesho be inet zad bego STOP? Dokhtar:akhe un har 2karo kard manam goftam DON'T STOP!<br />-------------------<br />(16-apr-2007) Ajab rasmie rasme zamone sms shod kar shabone miran mesega az ona faghat hazinehashon beja mimone chi shod on torke kojas on lore jokashon chi shod khoda midone<br />-------------------<br />(16-apr-2007) ghasam be LOVE pakam, ze eshghe YOU halakam, ey gole rishe rishe, I LOVE YOU hamishe<br />-------------------<br />(18-apr-2007) Gorge mire dare khooneye shangoL o mangoL,mige:baz konid manam madareton. kherse miyad biron,mige:to naneye maro gayidi,ona 10 saLe az in ja raftan.<br />-------------------<br />(19-apr-2007) Eshgh az doosti porsid: farghe ma chist?Doosti goft: man ba SALAM shorou mishavam, to ba NEGAH ...man ba DORUGH joda mishavam, to ba MARG ... !!!<br />-------------------<br />(19-apr-2007) Ravabet omomie kolieye bankha elam kardan : Az hamshahriane tork zaban khaheshmandim 5000 tomani ra posht nevisi nafarmaiid.<br />-------------------<br />(19-apr-2007) ey anahita ey nik ey tavanatarin mara in kamyabi arzanidar ke man bozorgtarin shahriare hameye keshvarha shavam ke bar hameye divan va mardomane dorvand va jadovan va parian va kaviha va karaphaye setamkar chiregi yabam (aban yasht kerdeye 12 band 46) ba afsus va anduh ab giriye sivand saati pish be dasture raise jomhur aghaz shod.<br />-------------------<br />(19-apr-2007) Ham zesht ham javadam bad tipo bad lebasam goyam sokhan faravan ba anke bisavadam tigho jilet nadaram hamam rafte ze yadam tanam dahad kami bo man ahmadinejadam<br />-------------------<br />(19-apr-2007) Bebakhshid in moghe mozahem shodam,mikhastam begam,mikhastam begam,ey vay bebakhshid yadam raft mikhastam chi begam...<br />-------------------<br />(20-apr-2007) Morghe mire maghaze migeh agha ye tokhme morgh bedin,yaroo migeh shoma dige chera?morghe migeh,shoharam gofte be khatere 50 toman andameto kharab nakon...<br />-------------------<br />(20-apr-2007) torke bacheash dogholo mishe miporsand chera mige akhe bejaye kandom,karbon gozashtam.<br />-------------------<br />(20-apr-2007)<br />In sib,<br />Behtarin sib,<br />Shekle sib,<br />Sare sib,<br />Kare sib,<br />Gozashtane sib,<br />Ye sib,<br />Adame sib,<br />Dost dashtanie sib,<br />( Hala sib ro hazf kon va az aval bekhon );-)<br />-------------------<br />(20-apr-2007) Torke ranande taxi bude.ye akhunde jolo savar mishe.mige agha mano 2nafar hesab kon.torke mige man to ro tokhmamam hesab nemikonam.<br />-------------------<br />(20-apr-2007) Too diary ke gol ashegh mishe, tooti harf mizane, olagh avaaz mikhoone, mahi gerye mikone,che eshkaly dare ke gosfand ham sms bekhoone!!!Kheili 4kerim<br />-------------------<br />(20-apr-2007) Midoni farghe to ba gav chiye ?? Shokhi kardam baba chera narahat mishi ! Hich farghi nadari ;)<br />-------------------<br />(20-apr-2007) Ersal SMS tekrari jorame va keifareash:<br />1. amozeshe mantegh be 60 tork<br />2.Amoozeshe gheirat be 60 rashti<br />3.60 bar sherkat dar namaze jome gazvin !<br />-------------------<br />(20-apr-2007) Az arabe miporsan shoma az che senni Alatetoon roshd mikone ke enghadr bozorg mishe? Arab: ma az hamun aval kirim. Be morure zaman dast va pa dar miarim !<br />-------------------<br />(20-apr-2007) torke mire party,migan chetor bood ? mige khoob bood, oonja esme ye gol ro room gozashte boodan hamash migoftan OSGOL<br />-------------------<br />(20-apr-2007) Torke dashteh to darya ghargh mishodeh har dafeh keh mirafte paein ab mikhord miumad bala migoft salam bar hossein.<br />-------------------<br />(21-apr-2007) ghorbonet beram<br />jigaram<br />khoshkelam<br />fadat besham<br />doret begardam<br />jonam<br />nafasam<br />zendegim<br /><br /><br />inaro tamrin mikoni seriye bad ke mano didi behem migi..:-D<br />-------------------<br />(21-apr-2007) Be torke migan ba SWISS jomle besaz , mige:<br /> zahremar , man dige ba hichi jomle namisazam , shoma dari az tork bodane man SWISStifade mikoni !!<br />:-)<br />-------------------<br />(21-apr-2007) Be torke migan ali yaret. mige yare khodet ma timemoon takmile.<br />-------------------<br />(21-apr-2007) Yeki harfe hagh javab nadare ,yeki sms tekrari...<br />-------------------<br />(22-apr-2007) Looti tarin smse sal: ghermezie cheshetim, nefazolin beriz fana shim.<br />~~~<br />Torke tofang mizare rooye geloye dozde,mige:age tekoon bokhori, ba lagad mizanamet.<br />-------------------<br />(22-apr-2007) Magase jolo aayineh dasht tip mizad, behesh goftan khabariye goft are sare kuche ridan :-><br />-------------------<br />(23-apr-2007)<br />اول دوتا لنگاشو باز می کنم بعد با تف خیسش می کنم بعد میمالمش کارم که تموم شد با دستملا پاکش می کنم, من عینکمو اینجوری تمیز می کنم تو چی<br />-------------------<br />(23-apr-2007) Khodavanda zemestan afaridi.be yek sine do pestan afaridi.benazam ghodrate charkhofalak ra.ke zire naf golestan afaridi.<br />-------------------<br />(23-apr-2007) Shabahate dost dokhtar ba gooz:<br />1.Age velesh koni rahat mishy .<br />2.Age kasi azash bo bebare aberot mire .<br />3.Age negahesh dari khodesho chos mikone .<br />-------------------<br />(23-apr-2007) 1000 shakhe gole roz ye baghal pichake sabz ye sabad sibo anar hamasho misparam be to bebar sare 4rah befrush sudesh nesf nesf<br />-------------------<br />(24-apr-2007) Hekaiat:<br />Kire sag bosid majnon khalgh goftand an che bod<br />Goft an sag gahgahi kone lili karde bod<br /><br />-------------------<br />(24-apr-2007) Be torke migan ta hala gharch khurdi mige na vali bache budam jer khurdam .<br />-------------------<br />(24-apr-2007) Khanome ba yagheye baz saresho kham mikone be taxi mige:motahari mikhore?ranande mige:chera motahari bokhore<br />Khodam mikhoram!!<br />-------------------<br />(24-apr-2007) ghable dadan raa'yat konid : 1:hamam<br />2:shorte no<br />3:atr<br />4:lebase rahat<br />5:ye fenjan ghahve<br />6:ghazaye sabok<br />ba alaghe 2onbal mikoni mage mykhay bedy?!<br />-------------------<br />(24-apr-2007)<br />__/??\___ ("v")<br />'-O----O- ' v '<br />in ghalbe mane,,,age fekr mikoni be yade to nist... ba hamin mashin lehesh kon<br />-------------------<br />(24-apr-2007) Baziha deleshon baraye mahi misoze bazi baraye mahigir, amma hich kas delesh baraye to ke noke gollab baste shodi nemisoze.<br />-------------------<br />(24-apr-2007) un chiye ke ZANa dar miaran,MARDa mikhoran?<br />HERS<br />un chiye ke MARDa dar miaran,ZANa mikhoran? POOL<br />un chiye ZANA baz mikonan MARDA mizaran tosh?<br />HESABE BANKI<br />-------------------<br />(24-apr-2007) Doost mesle short hamishe ba adam hast, amma Dooste khoob mesle kandom adamo az khatar mohafezat mikone.<br />TO DOOSTE KHOOBE MAN HASTI..<br />-------------------<br />(26-apr-2007) Khabare fori : Seiied hasan nasrollah be ahmadinejad goft bia be amrika hamle konim ahmadinejad goft na hasan , kheili khatarnake hasan .<br />-------------------<br />(26-apr-2007) Torke dashte yekio mikarde abesh nemio0made,mige:fekr konam o0n 2/3 bare ghabli ke jende kardam polesho0no nadadam abamo ghat kardan<br />-------------------<br />(26-apr-2007) Be elate masrafe bish az hade abe kamaretan,kire shoma be elate bedehi ghat mishavad!<br />-------------------<br />(27-apr-2007) Boro paeen<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Paeentar<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Yezare dige<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Khob residi,hala mitooni SUCK bezani...<br />-------------------<br />(27-apr-2007) Mi2nesti ke ghiafat kheili 2khtar pasande?...midooni chera?...chon ghiafat kheili kirie...<br />-------------------<br />(27-apr-2007) Bache Rashtie:Baba Jan<br />Dar Ane Vahed YaniChi?<br />Baba: Farz Kon Mamanet Bere Bede On Vaght"DAR ANE VAHED"Man Misham Zan Jende,To Madar Qahbe, Daeitam Khar Kosse !<br />-------------------<br />(28-apr-2007) Be torke migan midooni chera shamshire hazrate ali 2 shakhe bood?mige chon shabha mizadesh too sharj!<br />-------------------<br />(28-apr-2007) bache ghazviniye az morabiye shenash miporse: agha vaghean age shoma angoshtetono az too koonam dar biyari man ghargh misham??!!!<br />-------------------<br />(28-apr-2007) Seyed hasan nasrollah be ahmadinejad mige bia be amrika hamle konim.ahmadinejad mige:na hasan kheili khatarnake hasan<br />-------------------<br />(28-apr-2007) Be monäsbate säle Ettehäde Melli , emsäl loro torko rashti nadärim hame kharan !!!<br />-------------------<br />(28-apr-2007) Torke pari daryae mibine mige ba man ezdevaj mikoni? Pari mige man adam nistam torke mige fekr kardi man adamam??<br />-------------------<br />(29-apr-2007) Torke hamam nemiraft, cherk khoshkon mikhord<br />-------------------<br />(30-apr-2007) Esfehaniye kart internetesh tamom mishe,mindazatesh to aabe joosh!<br />-------------------<br />(30-apr-2007) 5 haghighate zendegi:<br />1.to nemitooni hameye dandoonat ro ba zabunet lams koni<br />2.hameye ahmagh ha bad az khondane haghighte aval oon ro emtehan mikonan<br />3.haghighate aval ye dorughe<br />4.alan to labkhand zadi chon ye ahmaghi<br />5.be zoodi in sms ro vase ye ahmaghe dige mifresti<br />to ke hanuz nishet baze DivÖÖnE?!<br />-------------------<br />(30-apr-2007) har kasi too donya ba ye chizi khar mishe:<br />khers ba asal ,<br />toti ba tokhmeh ,<br />sag ba ostekhon,<br />mard ba... ,<br />zan ba tamjid ,<br />to chetor?<br />hanoz moz dost dari ???!<br />-------------------<br />(30-apr-2007) Negahe manteghie ye tork be zendegi : age edison nabud majbur budim tu tariki TV tamasha konim<br />-------------------<br />(30-apr-2007) Vezarate ershad teye bayaniyei shere atal matal tootoole ra be dalayele zir gheyre mojaz khande:vojode kalameye pestoon va tahrike bacheha,estefade az keshvare hendostan,estefade az zane kordi,estefade az kolah va tarvije bad hejabi,<br />shere eslah shode: atal matal zobale,gave gholi bahale ham shir dare ham astin shiresho bordan felestin,begir ye zane rastin esmesho bezar hakime ke chadoresh zakhime.<br />-------------------<br />(30-apr-2007) "cheghadr mahi"<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /> ><((:> <:))><<br /> <:))><<br /> <:))>< ><((:><br /> ><((:><br /><br />-------------------<br />(30-apr-2007) bacheha fereshtehaie hastand ke harche pahayeshan bozorgtar mishavad balhayeshan kuchektar mishavad<br />-------------------<br />(30-apr-2007) Nelson mandela dar ketabe khaterate khod minewisad: dar mobarezatam zanam naghshe daste rastam ra bazi mikard, wa dar zendan daste rastam naghshe zanam ra!<br />-------------------<br />(30-apr-2007) Be rashtie migan vahede pule dobai chie?mige dor!migan chera dor?mige akhe zanam az dobai ye palto baram avorde mige vase kharidesh 5 dor dadam!?...<br />-------------------<br />(1-may-2007) Man golam<br />To mongoli<br />Baham mishim golmangoli<br />-------------------<br />(1-may-2007) Yek nafar....<br />Ye jaei....<br />Ye vaghti ...<br />Tamume royash labkhande toe .Pas ye jaei ,ye vaghti, ba ye labkhand yadesh kon.<br />-------------------<br />(2-may-2007) Roosari'hatono bekeshid jolo ta yadeton bere:<br />1-shahrame jazayeri chi shod<br />2-benzin sahmie bandi shod<br />3-gheimate maskan 10 barabar shod<br />4-bikario faghr sathe vasie jamee ra fara gereft<br />(send 2 all...)<br />-------------------<br />(3-may-2007) Maare mire tooye hamume zanune,Hame jigh mizanan, mige: khaharha natarsin, namahram nist, man kobraam !!<br />-------------------<br />(5-may-2007) Torke mire kharej. Migan esmet chiye? Migeh: SUN GOD BETWEEN TWO WATERS GOLD SHIT DEAR WIFE. Migan farsi begu. Mige: SHAMSOLAH MIANDOABI ZARGANDE ZANJANI.<br />-------------------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-4925389972048789541?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/G2qwSTXJ1hema5i1Ib846wUO36A/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/G2qwSTXJ1hema5i1Ib846wUO36A/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/G2qwSTXJ1hema5i1Ib846wUO36A/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/G2qwSTXJ1hema5i1Ib846wUO36A/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/J95c1qEQSQk" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/05/11-apr-2007-ta-5-may-2007.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-24396418438391568232007-04-12T00:54:00.000+03:302007-04-12T00:56:59.306+03:302007-04-12T00:56:59.306+03:30(21-mar-2007) . ' 12 ' . 9 /¡__ 3 ' . 6 . 'tik take saat faryade marge saniyehast ama dostiha hichgah nemimiran... noroze 86 mobarak.<br />-------------------<br />(21-mar-2007) Ya Mohavelal Male val Amval ,Havel Malena Ela Ahsanel Mal !az rahe door norouz ra be melate Iran tabrik Miguyam . . .....<><br />-------------------<br />(22-mar-2007) Nothing to depress u, Only joys to surround u, Many friends to love u, And God to bless u. These are my wishes for u in 1386<br />-------------------<br />(23-mar-2007) یکی فارس دیدم ثریا برفتبه دنبال دانش به هرجا برفتگرفتند او را بکردند سختاز آن روز دیگر به جایی نرفت!<br />-------------------<br />(24-mar-2007) Molla sadra, ebn sina, Albert enshthein, izak nyoton, mary koori, amir jamiei, va digar andishmandane bozorge jahan sale khobi baraye shoma arezo darand<br />-------------------<br />(25-mar-2007) Aslan hayajanzade nashid hich etefaghi nayoftade ye chand rooz tatilio baz hamoon asho hamoon kase ba in tafavot ke benzin geroon mishesale no mobarak Ramin<br />-------------------<br />(26-mar-2007) سرسره بازی روی قوس انتگرال چه حالی داردنگریستن به جهان از حلقه ی فوران چه احوالی داردبوییدن رایحه ی بنزآلدهید از لوله ی ارلن با بودن در باغ گل سرخ چه فرقی دارددر جام اکو جز چرخ و چرخه نیابی که چرخ فلک و چرخه غذایی دارد<br />-------------------<br />(26-mar-2007) یک شاخه رز سفید تقدیم تو باد...رقصیدن شاخه بید در بهار تقدیم تو باد<br />-------------------<br />(27-mar-2007) Havva: do u love me, ADAM?Adam: do I have another choise?<br />-------------------<br />(27-mar-2007) Javani ke shabe arosiyash nazdik bod natavanest baraye khodash shorti bekharad va ba ajale ba goni berenj sh0rti sakht.shabe ar0si vaghti shalvarash ra dar av0rd ar0s khan0m ghash kard.madare aros vaghti 0 be hosh amad azash porsid chera ghash kardi!ar0s goft:roye shortash neveshte bod vazne khales 25 kg.<br />-------------------<br />(28-mar-2007) Zire sigari ba inke midone sigar delesho misozone ama bazam ono to delesh ja mide zirsigaritim.<br />-------------------<br />(28-mar-2007) Az barghe negat az larzeshe sedat az tondiye nafaset az tapeshe ghalbet fahmidam : porkarie tiroyid dari<br />-------------------<br />(29-mar-2007) Migan farda saate 9 khoshgela va khoshtipa ro migiran. Toro khoda az khune birun nariya. Nemigiranet zaye mishi.<br />-------------------<br />(29-mar-2007) ey mazda an ke andishe ash nik ya bad bashad kerdar va goftar va vojdanash niz be niki ya badi khahad garaEed rahi ra ke andishe ba azadi bar gozinad erade va iman niz az an peyravi khahad kard va ba an hamahangi khahad dasht yasna hate 48<br />-------------------<br />(1-apr-2007) dokhtare dashte baftani mibafte ye booye badi miomade ! migan : booye chiye ? mige : mamanam gofte yeki az zir yeki az roo yeki vel kon !<br />-------------------<br />(1-apr-2007) odaya man dar kolbeye faghiraneye khod chizi daram ke to dar arshe kebriyaei khod nadari. man chon toei ra daram va to chon khod ra nadari-------------------<br />(1-apr-2007) تحفه ای یافت نکردم که فدای تو کنم یک سبد عاطفه دارم همه ارزانی تو<br />-------------------<br />(1-apr-2007) 5 rahe adam shodan:.......................Bikhod pile nakon. To adam besho nisti.<br />-------------------<br />(1-apr-2007) Lore mire doktor mige doktor ye mush rafte to konam dar nemiad.Doktor ye chob mikone to kone lore.Lore khoshesh miad mige aghaye doktor nakoshesh zajresh bede.<br />-------------------<br />(1-apr-2007) Shabahate zan ba gusfand chie ?....Be joz pashm hamejashuno mishe khord !<br />-------------------<br />(1-apr-2007) Salam100,000 toman pool dari be man gharz bedi Albate man chek nadaram behet bedam kiramo pishet amanat mizaram age man poleto khordam to ham kiramo bokhor...!<br />-------------------<br />(2-apr-2007) 1taye man2stet daram3taree shabhae man4rye dardae man5ye aftabam6ye omram7.8 bar migam9karetam10met garm<br />-------------------<br />(2-apr-2007) Chonin goft zartosht:ke ba gereh zadane sabze gereh az kare khod bogshaeid. pas ma ham chonin konim.(13 bedar mobarak!)<br />-------------------<br />(2-apr-2007) Pishapish 19e farvardin, tavalod Javad Yasari mobarak. In smso vase harki ke fekr mikoni javade befrest. Man ke javadtar az to soragh nadashtam.<br />-------------------<br />(2-apr-2007) Be torke migan khod erzai yani chi?Mige yani talfighi az sanaye dasti va honarhaye tajasomi.<br />-------------------<br />(2-apr-2007) پیرزنه میره چیکنیکی چر کنه میکه ننه همچین توش کن که تا یک ماه بسوزه<br />-------------------<br />(2-apr-2007) Zendegi tafsire 3 kalame ast:khandidan, bakhshidan , faramoush kardan.Pas bekhand o bebakhsh o faramoush kon!<br />-------------------<br />(2-apr-2007) VA UST KASI KE BARAN RA PAS AZ ANKE MARDOM NAOMID SHODAND,FORUD MIAVARAD.<br />-------------------<br />(2-apr-2007) 1386 shakhe gule bahari taghdime shuma va nahsiye 13 az U door,13 bedar mubarak.<br />-------------------<br />(2-apr-2007) // // // / / /&/// // // // // ina sabzeye 13bedare! Un vasatisho baraye residane To be hameye AREZOOHAT gereh zadam. 13bedar khosh begzare! <br />-------------------<br />(3-apr-2007) Boro pain¡__¡¡__¡¡__¡¡__¡¡__¡¡__¡¡__¡¡__¡hala mikhay nardebano bardaram hamunpa'in bemuni !Are?!<br />-------------------<br />(3-apr-2007) Miduni?<br />farge to ba Eshg chie:On kalamast vali to Ma'ni oni;farge to ba zendagi:on ejbar vali to dalil Oni;farge to ba gol:on giyahe vali to atre oni; farge to ba she'ar:on Neveshtas,Vali To ta'bir oni.<br />-------------------<br />(4-apr-2007) Torke jebhe bod az har taraf khom pare miumadyeki dad zad goft:sangar begiridtorke az onvar mige:vase man bar bari begirid.<br />-------------------<br />(4-apr-2007) Az Khoda Pool Khastam Bank Dad,Derakht Khastam Jangal Dad,Otagh Khastam khone Dad,hala mitarsam azash toro bekham behem ye galle gosfand bede.<br />-------------------<br />(4-apr-2007) Charkheshe roozegaro bebin: soosk az moosh mitarse, moosh az gorbeh, gorbeh az sag, sag az mard, mard az zan, zan az soosk!<br />-------------------<br />(4-apr-2007) alan modatiye ke beyne 2ta zarbolmasal gir kardam:belakhare javabe ablahan khamushist ya sokut alamate rezast?<br />-------------------<br />(4-apr-2007) Torke mire khune mibine zanesh ba chanta marde gardan koloft neshaste mifahme joko eshtebah umade mire birun rashtie miad tu<br />-------------------<br />(4-apr-2007) V V vV vv v Vv v vvmiduni ina chian?Ina parandehaee hastan ke az tarafe man baraye busidane to umadan* vVin 2ta ham kar dashtan dir residan*<br />-------------------<br />(4-apr-2007) Age mikhay dostet dashteh basham in noghteharo donbal kon... . Didi kambood mohebat dari :-)<br />-------------------<br />(4-apr-2007) 1i bod 1i nabod,zire in saghfe kabod,1gharibe ashena,delo junamo robud,Injori negam nakon,Gole yase mehrabon,On gharibe khodeti,Hamishe baman bemon.<br />-------------------<br />(4-apr-2007) Ye Soal anatomic : kare azoleye basan dar khanuma chie? ....Javab:Harkate koreye cheshme aghayuno kontorol mikone!!-------------------<br />(5-apr-2007) eidiye roftegara ro faramoosh nakonin;<br />bahashoon mehraboon bashin;<br />va havashoono dashte bashin...,<br />inja irane,<br />shayad hamin adam farda rayis jomhoor beshe!<br />-------------------<br />(5-apr-2007) Esmeto gozashtam khorshid didam azam door shodi,esmet gozashtam bad didam miaio miri,esmeto gozashtam damagh ta jolloye cheshmam bashi!<br />-------------------<br />(5-apr-2007) Boro paeen.....Natars boro......Khaste shodi?....Hala in paeen kasi nist,ye boss midi! ;-)<br />-------------------<br />(5-apr-2007) 1=S 2=K 3=d 4=O 5=i 6=m 7=h 8=r 9=a 0=e 17469 1980 29853<br />-------------------<br />(5-apr-2007) 1)mobileto vardar.... 2)bezar ru lopet! 3)tu rahe umaaaaaad... Umaaaadd... MM UUU CHCHCH... MMUUUCHCHCH... Hala bezar dare gushet! . . .<br />-------------------<br />(5-apr-2007) Zendegy 3chiz ast:1-Ashky ke khoshk mishavad.2-Labkhandy ke mahv mishavad.3-Yady ke mimanad va faramoush nemishavad.<br />-------------------<br />(5-apr-2007) Too sahraye ghalbam to tanha shotori...<br />-------------------<br />(5-apr-2007) To aziztarin, mah tarin, khoshgel tarin, mehrabon tarin, ba marefat tarin, dostdashtani tarin, bahal tarin, dosti ke dari manam.<br />-------------------<br />(6-apr-2007) Khabare fori : Yeki az nezamiyane engelisi hazer be bazgasht be keshvarash nashod. Oo dar een bare goft : Mikham bebinam akhare "Torsho shirin" chi mishe?<br />-------------------<br />(6-apr-2007) Salam hamvatan, aya midani ba khamoosh kardan lamp dar hengame sex, lezzate an 3 barabar mishavad?! (ravabete omoomi sherkate tavanir)<br />-------------------<br />(6-apr-2007) Harchi beyne ma bud tamum shode :.....biya axeto pas begir! ,****, ( @..@ ) "(--)"<br />-------------------<br />(6-apr-2007) Morning or night you are light.. Big or small you are all.. Young or old you are gold.. Far or near you are dear..<br />-------------------<br />(7-apr-2007) Dost dokhtare torke behesh sms mede ke: emshab beya mano bokon emshab hashar shodam mekham mano jer bede !!Torke khiyle hal mekone in sms ro send to all mekone<br />-------------------<br />(7-apr-2007) لره می گوزه زنش سکته میکنه تو اعلامیش<br />-------------------<br />(8-apr-2007) pesara ke miran khastegari migan omadim az baghche shoma gol bechinim, age dokhtara beran khastegari chi migan?omadim shelangetuno bebarim golamono ab bedim!!!<br />-------------------<br />(8-apr-2007) Pofak 100 toman Shir 200 toman Bastany magnom 300 Toman Noshabe 100 toman Sigar 25 toman cd 500 toman Dige rot mishe sms 14 Tomany baram naferesty ? <br />-------------------<br />(8-apr-2007) Ahmadi nejhad pas az payan dor aval riyasat jomhouri: man karam tamum shod, kasi dastshoei nadare?<br />-------------------<br />(8-apr-2007) ترکه رو میبرن زندان میگن چی شد گرفتنت میگه داروخونه زدم بالاش نوشتم نواربهداشتی با نصب در محل<br />-------------------<br />(9-apr-2007) girl: Sorry sir,U can't smoke here.Customer: But I bought these cigarets from this store!Girl: We also sell condom,but it doesn't mean U start to fuck me!<br />-------------------<br />(9-apr-2007) 2 hafte eghàmat dar behtarin hotele iran, bà kabàbe makhsus, pakhshe tasvire shomà dar TV hàye jahàn, kharide ràyegàn az hàkupiyàn, belite Tehran- London, didàr bà re'is jomhur, hamràhe 10 jàyezeye digar....kàfist be àbhàye Iran tajàvoz konid!<br />-------------------<br />(9-apr-2007) Boro kenare panjare ta setareha bebinanet onvaght hasoudishon mishe ke maheshon male mane...!!<br />-------------------<br />(9-apr-2007) Hame donbalet migardan vali peidatNemikonan.mikhayBeheshun begam keTo tu ghalbe manZenduni hasti?<br />-------------------<br />(9-apr-2007) Hezar shakhe gole roz...ye baghal pichake sabz...ye sabad sibo anar...Miseparamash be to...bebar sare 4 rah befroosh, sudesh nesf nesf..!<br />-------------------<br />(9-apr-2007) Sex farangy:AhhohyesohbabycomeOnohhumfuck meOhThankssex irany:YavashAkhHosh,heyvunmuhmamo kandiBoo midiJer khordvahshibisho'ur raf to konam!<br />-------------------<br />(9-apr-2007) Midooni farghe gooz ba to chie?Gooz yeroozi az delam birun mire vali to hichvaght az too delam birun nemiri<br />-------------------<br />(9-apr-2007) Bib Bibboro kenar khis nashi!! <br />...in sms ab dare,chon ye mache gonde hamrash dare...<br />MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMach.<br />-------------------<br />(10-apr-2007) Har ja hasti blutose galbet ru roshan kon mikham tamame vojudam ru barat send konam.<br />-------------------<br />(11-apr-2007) BEGIN:VNOTEVERSION:1.1BODY;ENCODING=QUOTED-PRINTABLE:************=0A***********=0ADCREATED:20060402T143857ZLAST-MODIFIED:20070411T073055ZCLASS:PUBLICX-IRMC-LUID:000000000016END:VNOTE<br />{matne khod ra be jaye * bezarin. in sms be surate khod be khod dar ghesmate note mobile girande gharar migire. in sms 100% bish az 1part sms mishe(nagi nagofti);-)}<br />-------------------<br />(11-apr-2006) Albert anishtaim:Zendegi mesle docharkhe savarist baraie hefze taeadol baiad harekat kard.<br />-------------------<br />(11-apr-2007) Agar asemun biofte,agar zamin belarze,agar khorshid siah she,agar mah be 2nim she,agar darya sahra beshe..<br />badbakht dare ghiyamat mishe neshasti sms mikhuni?<br />-------------------<br />(11-apr-2007) Az ye chini miporsan az ghazvin che khabar,mige;NASHI BASHI TASHI TOOSHE!!!<br />-------------------<br />(11-apr-2007) Arezouye jooje tighi : nazesh konan , arezouye panda : akse rangi begire , arezouye gousfand : sandalie jeloye vanet beshine va arezouye khar : nemigam daghe delet taze nashe !!!<br />-------------------<br />(11-apr-2007) Yek tude boghze por feshar,az markazi tarin noghte dar hale harekat be samte chashmanam ast ke pish bini mishavad dar ruzhaye ayande ba baran ru beru shavim...<br />-------------------<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-2439641843839156823?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uOpyf5LpGKAfDw5tJW2LjHpkrCU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uOpyf5LpGKAfDw5tJW2LjHpkrCU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uOpyf5LpGKAfDw5tJW2LjHpkrCU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/uOpyf5LpGKAfDw5tJW2LjHpkrCU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/uKuNvRGOYJw" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/04/21-mar-2007-ta-11-apr-2007.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-1175208331128433382007-03-30T03:14:00.000+03:302007-03-30T03:29:46.410+03:302007-03-30T03:29:46.410+03:30(4-mar-2007) In sms ro ta 17 rooz ayande nakhoon...<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Didi taghat nayovordi!<br /><br />*EYDET MOBARAK*<br /><br />yadet bashe avalin kasi ke sale 1386 behet tabrik goft MAN bodam.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(4-mar-2007) Mahi ghermez kocholoiy hastam dar tong shisheiy del to, movazeb bash delet nashkane ke man mimiram.... "<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(4-mar-2007) <br />شما از اداره برق شاکی خصوصی دارید!چون برق چشاتون یک نفر را کشته<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(4-mar-2007) Sale no nazdike tu khune tekuniye deletun maro birun nandazin.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(5-mar-2007) Zendegi gole zardist be name GHAM , faryade bolandist be name AAH , morvaride ghaltanist be name ASHK va ayeneye shekasteyist be name DEL ...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(5-mar-2007) yeki mohabat mikone yeki naz.oni ke naz mikone hamishe mohabat mibine ama oni ke mohabat mikone hamishe tanhaye tanhas.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(7-mar-2007) Che doa behtar az in:<br />khandeat az tahe del,<br />gerieat az sare shogh, <br />nabovad hich ghrubat ghamgin.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(8-mar-2007) vaghti sedaye zang message miad...manish in nist ke sms dari...manish ineke...yenafar be yadete !!!<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(8-mar-2007) <br />در هسرت دیدار تو در قاب لمه ریدم هرچه بهم زدم توراندیدم<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(9-mar-2007) --THE WANTED-- Bebakhshid, Shahram Jazayeri khooneye shoma nist? agar nist, befrest baraye nafare bady. (tarhe jostojooye khane be khaneye ghoveye ghazaeeye) <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(9-mar-2007) Ek<br />ok<br />vak<br />vok<br />oak<br />oak<br />vaok<br />voak<br />ovak<br />avok<br />avak<br />ovok<br />vokovak<br />uovoukovak<br />kovak kovak<br />didi belakhare zaböne ordakaro yad gerefti.Farda zabone meymonaro kar mikonim;-)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(9-mar-2007) Dustan ra yad kardan,aar nist/yek SMS kamtar az didar nist/dustan ra dusti kon dar hayat/ba'de mordan dusti dar kar nist <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(10-mar-2007) age gofti Tashaboh "Gooz" ba "Shahram jazayeri" chiye? ........jofteshoon vaghti dar miran hich kas gardan nemigire...! <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(11-mar-2007) Ghazvinie 1robat mikhare forushande mige:shekamesh lebas shuie dastash jaru barghie.Fardash ghazvinie miad mige pedar sag chera nagofti kunesh charkhe gushte!?<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(11-mar-2007) Dar peye ekhtelafe nazare olama dar morede inke shabe 4shanbe suri 22om ast ya 29om, ruze 22esfand yom-ol-shak, va az 22 ta 29esfand hafteye Vahshat! elam shod!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(11-mar-2007) <br />وخلقناالاحمدی نژاد سهواً وانا لخلقه من النادمین.(همانا ما احمدینژاد را اشتباهی افریدیم واز خلقت ان پشیمانیم)سوره توبه<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(11-mar-2007) Zendige 2 nime ast,Nime aval arezuye nime dovom va nime dovom hasrate nime aval,Pas yadet bashe shayad chizi ke emruz dari arezuye fardat bashe!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(11-mar-2007) Friendship is like wine,It gets better as it grows older!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(12-mar-2007) Dar jaye khali harfe monaseb bogzarid<br />.<br />.<br />Ki-am too k-unat<br />Monde.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /> ey baba dige fekre bad nakon ke aslan in Harfa be man miad?!<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Javabe sahih :<br />A: f<br />B: h<br />Kifam too khunat<br />Ja monde.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(12-mar-2007) Tabrike torki:holule mahe mobarake noruz bar tamame fajr afarinane arseye isar va peyrovane an hazrat salavat!!!!!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(12-mar-2007) yek rashtiye ba rotbe 80000 pezeshkiye tehran ghabool mishe .barasi mikonan mifahman farzand 5 shahide :)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(13-mar-2007) Zerangi?<br />zerang"Aftabast"ke male hamaro dide!<br />zerang"estekane"ke mofti az hame lab migire!<br />zerang"samavare"ke dastasho zade bekamaresho hame Abesho mikhoran!!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(13-mar-2007) 7 ruz dige:<br />BAHAR miad o hamechio"taze"mikone,<br />Salo,maho,havao,Tabi'ato...<br />Vali faghat 1 chiz kohne mishe ke be hame un tazegia miarze:<br />"Dustimun"<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(13-mar-2007) garmiye sholehaye emshab hararate nafashayetan, va sorkhye an arzanie roye shoma.<br />EYD MOBARAK..,<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(13-mar-2007) tou holand namayeshgahe gol bood ama azash esteghbal nashod chon ghashangtarin gole donya hanoz to irane va dare in sms ro mikhoone<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(13-mar-2007) Chonin goft zartosht:<br /><br /><br /><br />ke sozanid badi ra dar atash,ta ze atash boron ayad niki.pas to ham chonin kon.<br /><br />Sorkhiye to az man,zardiye man az to<br /><br />(4shanbeh sori mobarak)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(13-mar-2007) AGE NIYOTON GHABLE<br />Margesh roye mahe<br />ToRO midiD manaye<br />HAGHYGHYE JAZEBARO MIFAHMId.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(14-mar-2007) <br />Hoselat sar rafte?<br /><br />.<br />.<br /><br /> /) /)<br /> @@ \_____/<br /> / /\ ____ ¤¤ | | | | <br /> ^^ ^^<br />Bia ba "malus" koshti begir<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(15-mar-2007) Dame eyde,mogheye khone tekoni,ye vaght to khone tekoniye delet maro nandazi biron<br />(Sale not pisha pish mobarak)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(15-mar-2007) Be gofte khabar gozarie afghan :Dar edame rahpeymae 22 bahman mah mardome ardebil az mashhad ham gozashtand.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(15-mar-2007) Twist ur mind.<br /><br />i + opposit of w + initial of ice + twice the letter b 4 t +<br />3/4 of x + (1-1) + topless O .<br /><br />If u know send answer back to me .<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(16-mar-2007) Sebe sorkhe ra be man bakhshedo raft, aghebat bar eshghe man khandedo raft,ashk dar cheshmane sardam halghe zad, be morovat geryeam ra dedo raft.....<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(16-mar-2007) Kaghazetim " ehsaseto rom benevis asabaneyateto rom khat khaty kon ashkato baham pak kon hata age sardet shod besozonam ta garm shi faghat doram nandaz.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(16-mar-2007) Majid delbandam mire sandewichi mige:man kosis mikham.migan:majid:oun sosise.mige:ba kose ziyad migan:oun sose.Mige pas yek kone ezafe rosh bedin migan: on nune kon nist.Mige aslan nemikham baba kir shodam...!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(16-mar-2007) boro ey del ke vaghte khabe / salame del hamishe bijavabe/ agar az man bekhahi goyam nasihat/ age ashegh beshi koonet be bade...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(16-mar-2007) Miduni faseleye beine angoshtat vase chiye?<br />Vase ine ke ye ki ba angoshtash unaro por kone.;-)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(16-mar-2007) Akhonde moalleme zaban ingilisi mishe shuru mikone be dars dadan : one, two, three, four, fiue, naoozobella sex.<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(16-mar-2007) In sms ro 5 roz dige bekhon.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Az onjae ke midonestam adame bi janbei hasti va alan ino mikhoni va misam 5 roz dige sms midam.<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(16-mar-2007) Man ta chand rooze dige baraye hamishe miram, az tamame khoobihat mamnoonam, age az man badi didi bebakhsh va faramoosh kon, ghorbanat sale 1385.<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(16-mar-2007) <br />Saal e 1386 az tarafe Irandustan, sale KOUROSH e BOZORG namgozari mishavad.<br />Agar IRANI hastid va Iran ra dust darid,in payam ra baraye dustanetan beferestid<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(17-mar-2007) Mikh mire tu koone esfehanie, Doctor mige: 5000 toman migiram daresh miaram.<br />Esfehanie mige: 500 toman midam,kajesh kon bishtar tu nare!!<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(18-mar-2007) Mother to her teenage daughter:<br />I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.<br />Daughter (excited):<br />Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know?<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(18-mar-2007) Har vaght deltang meshavam meyam poshte dar ghalbe to <br />Hay dar mezanam<br />Pas har vaght ghalbet<br />Mezane bedon delam barat tang shode .<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(18-mar-2007) Bro tu mikruskup nega kon!<br />Nega kon!<br />Nega kon dege! Sare kar nisti!<br />Khub deghat kon,un dele mane ke barat ye zare shode!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(18-mar-2007) <br /> ,,¤*¤,, <br /> ;" . _ . ";<br /> ( _ )<br /> > < <br /> <br /> ,,¤*¤,,<br /> ;" _ _ "; <br /> ( * ) <br /> > <<br /><br />hichi,faghat mikhastam bo0o0oset konam.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(18-mar-2007) Boro tu teleskop nega kon! Nega kon! Sare kar nisti nega kon dige! Oon barghe negahe mane ke montazerete!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(18-mar-2007) Zane torke dasht jadval hal mikard az shoharesh miporse: alat tanasolie zanha 2 harfi chi mishe? torke mige ofoghi ya amoodi zanesh mige ofoghi, mige lab.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(18-mar-2007) Torke radiologist mishe, be mariz mige: moteassefane too aksetoon yeki az dande'hatoon shekaste bood, vali man ba photoshop dorostesh kardam..!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(19-mar-2007) Ba ArezooYe 12 MaH Shadi,52 Hafte Khandeh, 365 Rooz Salamati, 8760 Saat eshgh,525600 Daghighe Barekat,3153000 Sanieh Doosti, SALE NO PISHAPISH MOBARAK.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(19-mar-2007) Vaghti migam ghalbam sang shode,be khatere in nist k kasir o tush rah nadam,be khatere ineke mikham FaGhAt TO tush bashi !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(19-mar-2007) ><(((:> *><(((:> *<br /> ><(((:> ><(((:> * ><(((:> *<br /> En mahi haro taze gerftam.midameshon beto.age mano dost dari rozi 3 bar goshito bekon to AB ta namiran!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(19-mar-2007) $^¥ ]<()|\| ]<€ 2 ||\| |)() R¤¤Z€ |)()|\|¥^ £^G}{@ ]<]-[¤[)€t¤ |\|^B||\|| , /\L^|\| ¥€]<| |)^R€ |\|€Ä^T |\/||]<¤|\|€,|\|€|\/||]<^| 1 L^B]<}{^|\||) bezani?(in sms sarekari nist. sai kon bekhonish!)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(20-mar-2007) <br />._o/'<br /> I Hey to!<br /> JL<br /><br /> <br /> o midooni <br />< > cheghadr <br /> JL duset daram? <br /><br /><br />._____o_____.<br /> l <br /> JL Inghadar!<br />Eydet mobarak<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(20-mar-2007) emroz 2nafar azama adres o shomareye toro greftan ke bian pishet ,manam dadam ,yekishon khoshbakhti bod o on yekiam movafaghiat to sale86 moratab mian soraghet<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(20-mar-2007) Pisha pish eide norooz ra ba 7 sine: <br />1. SALAMATY<br />2. SARVARY<br />3. SOROR<br />4. SAADAT<br />5. SARBOLANDY<br />6. SARSABZY<br />7. SARAFRAZY<br /><br />beshoma tabrik migooyam.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(20-mar-2007) Gharnha pish jamshid aiene zibaye rooze no ra bana nahad Ta navadegane koroshe kabir dar ziba roze nakhoste bahar be irani bodane khod eftekhar va be yek digar shad bash goyand.<br />noroz be kam, rozegaretan bahari va shadietan paydar bad.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(20-mar-2007) Sayeye hagh<br />Salame eshgh<br />Saadate ruh<br />Salamate tan<br />Sarmastie bahar<br />Sokute 2a<br />Sorure javedane<br />"Inast haftsine ariayi,pishkeshe shoma"<br />NORUZ PISHAPISH MOBARAK!.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(20-mar-2007) B:-q:-/BGJ*MTP-&@A:%+x?*."/*%&#:-):- ,<@8V= ino ferestadam mashghool bashi dast too damaghet nakoni.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(20-mar-2007) Pishapish aghaze sale <br />14086 Ahurai, <br />7029 Mitrae,6757 Ashuri ,<br />3745 Zartoshti, <br />2566 Shahanshahi Va <br />1386 Shamsi , <br />farkhonde bad !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(20-mar-2007) <br />ملاصدرا,اسحاق نیوتون, زکریای رازی, آلبرت انیشتن,من و بقیه دانشمندان سال خوشی برایتان آرزومندیم!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(21-mar-2007) <br /> . ' 12 ' .<br /> 9 /¡__ 3<br /> ' . 6 . '<br />tik take saat faryade marge saniyehast ama dostiha hichgah nemimiran... noroze 86 mobarak.<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(21-mar-2007) Donya ra barayetan shade shad va shadi ra barayetan donya donya arezumandam. Az emruz ta Noruz 87 har ruzetan piruz...<br />*SALE NO MOBARAK *<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(21-mar-2007) Har rouzetan now rouz, now rouzetan pirouz bad.<br />Hamishe delat shado labat khandan bad.<br />Sale now mobarak.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(21-mar-2007) Ba ArezooYe 12 MaH Shadi,52 Hafte Khandeh, 365 Rooz Salamati, 8760 Saat eshgh,525600 Daghighe Barekat,3153000 Sanieh Doosti, "SALE NO MOBARAK"...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(21-mar-2007) lahzei ke sal tahvil shod midoonam labkhand mizadi kash har sanie sal tahvil beshe ta labkhand hamishe mehmoone labat bashe .... sale no mobarak!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(21-mar-2007) Happy new year!Happy new day!Happy new Time!Happy birthday!<br />Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh man chemidonam in kharejakia chi migan.Agha age in sms resid sale no mobarak<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(21-mar-2007) Mozhde ey del ke masiha nafasi miayad!Ke ze anfase khoshash boye kasi miayad!Eid bar shoma va khanevadeye gerami mobarak bad!!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(21-mar-2007) Mesle mahi zende,mesle sabze ziba, mesle samanu shirin ,mesle sombol khoshbu ,mesle sib khoshrang ,va mesle sekke ba arzesh bashid <br />SALE NO MOBARAK-<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-117520833112843338?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X_hNM1mS9zUdD0J8E5-PUrpMVWI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X_hNM1mS9zUdD0J8E5-PUrpMVWI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X_hNM1mS9zUdD0J8E5-PUrpMVWI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X_hNM1mS9zUdD0J8E5-PUrpMVWI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/wbydCa_e980" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/az-4-mar-2007-ta21-mar-2007.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-1175208206458775942007-03-30T03:11:00.000+03:302007-03-30T03:13:26.473+03:302007-03-30T03:13:26.473+03:30(11-feb-2007) Torke babash mimire sevomesh kheyly shologh mesheh chehelomesh ro bilit mefroshe.....!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(11-feb-2007) Eshgh yàni: donya ra be andazeye yek nafar koochak kardan, ya yek nafar ra be andazeye donya bozorg kardan.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(11-feb-2007) 1 nafas yade khoda,1 sabad khatere asode va shad,1 baghal shabnam arameshe sobh,1 hezar ayne az jense doaa,hame taghdime to bad.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(12-feb-2007) <br />به ترکه میگن چی شد که ترک شدی میگه بچه بودم خر گازم گرفت واکسن نبود<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(12-feb-2007) Be rashtie migan beri mosaferat dorie zaneto chej0ri tahamol mikoni?mige:kiramo DIVERT mikonam ro kire akbar agha...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(12-feb-2007) Sexe (f)orogho (g)ol morad<br />f: aah fuck me<br />g: ha?<br />F: migam bokon mano <br />g: ha?<br />F: jeram bede<br />g: ha?<br />F: ah ajab khare nafahmi<br />g: chy be malos tohin kardi mikonamet<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(12-feb-2007) To kheili mifahmiii ... To kheili bahooshiii ... Bahooshi ... Bahoosh ... Mifahmi? ...To kheili bahooshi ... Fahmidi?<br />....<br /><br />Sms talghini baraye mongola!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(12-feb-2007) Zendegi eshgh ast eshgh afsane nist anke eshgh ra afarid divane nist eshgh an nist ke kenarash bashi eshgh anast ke be yadash bashi <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(13-feb-2007) Age ye ruz shad shodi arum bekhand ta gham bidar nashe.Va age ye ruz ghamgin shodi arum gerye kon ta shadi na omid nashe.Charlie Chaplin.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(13-feb-2007) Che khoshayand ast raghse ghalam bar safheie ehsas, che zibast naghshe to ra tarsim kardan bar asemane khial!Zibatarin salamha bar to bad ei khodaye mehrban! <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(13-feb-2007) Medoni (dost) yani che?<br />Yani :<br />(D) = dashtane<br />(O) = oni ke<br />(S) = setayesh kardanesh<br />(T) = tamome nadare<br />valentaine mobarak<br />;-)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(13-feb-2007) <br /> in ye naaafe:<br /> @<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Bi tarbiat paeen tar az naf donbale chi migardi?!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(13-feb-2007) Torke mikhaste bere towalet doostesh mige jaye manam beshash. 3 saat bad torke miad biroon mige pedar sag to ke shashetnemiad maraz dari migi jam beshash!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(14-feb-2007) Some people have nice eyes and some people have nice smile and some of them have nice face ' but you have all of them with a nice heart.<br />HAPPY valentine <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(14-feb-2007) Kabko olagho ordak ... KeBrito gazo fandak:<br />VALENTINE ET MOBARAK...!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(14-feb-2007) Age shokoolat bodi shirin tarin bodi.age arosak bodi baghali tarin bodi.age setare bodi roshan tarin bodi.va ta zamani ke dost mani AZIZ TARINI*HAPPY VALENTINE*<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(14-feb-2007)<br /> . ' 12 '.<br /> 9 __/ 3<br /> ' . 6 . '<br />Time will always Fly, but my Friendship with u will never die... happy valentain.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(15-feb-2007) Age man va to 2ta barg bashim hengame khazan man zodtar az to mishekanam ta zamani ke miufti dar aghosham begiramat.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(17-feb-2007) wow ! * * * * * * * * * * ..FRIENDS are like stars... you do not ALWAYS SEE them but you know they are always there.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(17-feb-2007) Agar mahi beshi daria be daria<br /><br />Agar kaftar beshi sahra be sahra<br /><br />Be donbalet miam konet mizaram<br /><br />Man az H.I.V ham tarsi nadaram!!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(18-feb-2007) Torke be dusdokhtaresh mige: miyay khunamun? Dokhtare mige: na mitarsam.Torke mige: tars nadare nim saat miyay ba ham harf mizanim baad shalvareto mipushi miry!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(18-feb-2007) Mikhastan torke ro oskol konan,ye chek behesh midan rush minvisan:KHODA TOMAN ! mibinan dare gouni gouni pul az bank miare birun,miran mibinan raeis banke lore!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(19-feb-2007) 10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100,ash mash arom bash, dard nadare rahat bash,ino begir bezar lash,movazebe konet bash!?(yarkeshi dar ghazvin)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(19-feb-2007) Sakhttarin soale konköre 86: 1)hehehehe 2)hehehehe 3)hehehehe 4)hehehehe . . . dar kodam gozine gholmorad dare gerye mikone?<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(19-feb-2007) Ay ke dor az mano dar ghalbe mane ba khabar bash ke donyaye mani<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(19-feb-2007) Larzeshe dsedat,barghe negahet,tapeshe ghalbet,nafase tondet,araghe ro peshonet , hamashon neshon<br />mede ke teroyed dari , hatman boro doktor ;-)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(20-feb-2007) Zane torke mikhabe vasate takht,pahash ro baz mikone o be torke mige midoni in yani chi?Torke mige yani takht male khodete va man bayad emshab ru zamin bekhabam<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(20-feb-2007) Rahbar mire rasht <br />Rashtiya shoar midan : zanike dar aghde mast hedye be rahbare mast<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(20-feb-2007) Be rashtie migan be june zano bachehat ghasam bokhor mige be june rashto hume<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(20-feb-2007) Be torke migan ye foshe bahal bede.<br />Mige:nafam to cheshmet.<br />Migan:inam shod fosh.<br />Mige:akhe age nafam bere to cheshmet oonvagt kiram mire dahanet!!?;-)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(20-feb-2007) Esmeto roo derakht minevisam gol mide,roo sahra minevisam golestoon mishe,roo kooh minevisam shokoofe mide,khodemoonim akhe PESHGELAM shod esm...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(20-feb-2007) Yeki bud yeki nabud,un ke bud to budi,un ke 2 ghalbe to nabud man budam.Yeki dasht yeki nadasht,un ke dasht to budi,un ke joz to kasio nadasht man budam.Yeki goft yeki nagoft,un ke goft to budi,un ke duset daram ro be hichkas joz to nagoft man budam!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(21-feb-2007) Khabare fori : <br />Dar Edameye Rahpeymaeeye Rooze22 Bahman, Mardome Ardebil Be Tehran Residand!...........<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(21-feb-2007) Emruz ruze khoshtiptarino khoshgeltarin duste 2nyast<br />To ham in sms ro baraye kaC befrest ke motmaeni hichki behesh in ruzo tabrik nemige ;-)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(22-feb-2007) Kasete jadide mehran modiri: "dasta hame bäla, moraba bede baba, bein forooghe baba, begin 1000 mashalla..."<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(22-feb-2007) <br />بچه کیر باباشو میگیره و میگه این چیه؟ میگه ماکارانی, میگه چرا یه دونست؟ میگه آخه تک ماکارونه<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(23-feb-2007) Shenidam engelisit kheili khoobe!<br />ino tarjome mikoni?<br />"Shall ware to be can"<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />chi shod?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Nemituni,na?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Be farsi bekhun.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(23-feb-2007) Gheymate mive dar mayadine tare bar afzayesh yaft .<br />Ghadr khodeto bedun golaB<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(23-feb-2007) Ghalbamo hedye midam behet,kheili movazebesh bash,na be khater inke ghalbame,be khatere inke TO tooshi!<br />I Love U SWEETY!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(23-feb-2007) <br /> /) /)<br /> @@ \_____/<br /> / /\ ____ ¤¤ || ||<br /> ^^ ^^<br />Bebin che asheghone axeto barat keshidam!!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(23-feb-2007) Police beynol melal Elam kardeh Neshane makhsoose hakeme bozorg mitikoman tavasote ghazviniha serghat shodeh ! Movazeb Bashid ehteram nagzarid.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(24-feb-2007) Harvaght delet baram tang<br />shod matne zir ro bekhun<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />ey kalak Che zod delet baram tang shod!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(24-feb-2007) <br />شب عملیات بود حاج حسن دستی سر بچه ها کشید حال عجیبی داشت آفتابه را برداشت رفت پشت خاکریز یییهو صدای انفجار آمد حاجی روی مین ریده بود<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(25-feb-2007) When the door of happiness closes, another opens but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one which has been opened for us.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(25-feb-2007) <br />دقت کردی همه چیزهای خوب توی دنیا خانوم اند؟: خورشید خانوم, پروانه خانوم برعکس همه چیزهای دب آقایون اند: آقا دزده, آقا گرگه<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-feb-2007) Agar be "AN" begim "GOL"<br />KOON: Goldan<br />ES'HAL: Golab<br />GOOZ: Golbang<br />SIFOON: Golbar<br />CHOS: gol ya pooch<br />SHASH: golabi<br />WC: golzar<br />AHMADINEJAD: gol agha!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-feb-2007) Soeale ravan shenasi:<br />Ba javab be in soeal mitavanid befahmid afsorde hastid ya na.<br />Soeal:<br />Afsorde hastid ya na?<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-feb-2007) Ye vizhegie mosbate<br />mano too 1 kalame begu...?<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-feb-2007) 2aye emam jome tabriz: khodaya khodaya ta enghelabe mahdy movazebe khodet bash<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-feb-2007) Torke payambar mishe , mardom azash miporsan ketabet ku ?<br />mige man ahle in gherti baziha nistam jozve migam benevisid.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-feb-2007) Faseleha: az nefrat ta eshgh Yek buse, az doshmani ta dusti Yek salam, az ghahr ta peivand Yek labkhand, az duri ta samimiat Yek SMS.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(27-feb-2007) <br />ترکه میره کله پزی میگه آقا برام پاچه هایده بیار, زبون مهستی, چشمای حمیرا. یارو میگه تموم کردیم فقط کیر آغاسی مونده<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(27-feb-2007) Matalak haye basijia :<br />Ruzehato begiram jigar?<br />Vaght dari vasat doa konam?<br />Heif ke ruzam vagarna jigareto mikhordam!<br />Khahar age namazet dir shode beresunamet!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(28-feb-2007) Galb barkhy dokhtarha mesle gabreston memone kasy bere onja dege bar nemegarde ama galb barkhe pesara mesle hotele panj setarast malom nest ke meyad v ke mere;-)<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(28-feb-2007) <br />رشتیه به زنش میگه خدا وکیلی تا حالا چند نفر شب کنارت خابیدن میگه بخدا فقط تو میخوابی بقیه تا صبح بیدارن<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(1-mar-2007) Torke mireh kharej. Migan esmet chiye ? Migeh POWER GOD NEW DAY. Migan farsi bego . Mege GHODRATOLAH NOROZI !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(1-mar-2007) Farghi nemikone godale äbi kuchak bashi ya daryayi bikaran ;zolal ke bashi äsman dar tost...!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(1-mar-2007) Khatane chist: yek now kolah bardarie eslamist ama ,ba niyate kheir!!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(1-mar-2007) Angoshteto bokon too damaghet...HO batoamaa... zood bash ye andamagh biar<br />biroon (kesafatam khodeti) gerdesh kon,(nakhorishaa) delam barat enghadr shode...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(1-mar-2007) 2ta foshe jadid az torka:<br />1. ye kari nakon dahanamo baz konam berinam beheta<br />2. Mikhay sare man kolah bezari??? ridam tu un kolahi ke mikhay sare man bezari<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(1-mar-2007) <br />لره رفت المپیک گفتن به چی فکر می کنی گفت به مقام معظم رهبری<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(1-mar-2007) Mohem nist ke ghashang bashi,ghashang ine ke mohem bashi hatta baraye ye nafar.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(1-mar-2007) Jorj boosh :<br />melati ke 4shanbe soori ba taraghe koone hamdigaro<br />pare mikonan<br />age energiye haste'ei<br />dashte bashan koone<br />donya ro pare nemikonan ?!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(1-mar-2007) Az torke miporsan miss call chie ? Mige : ye no vahede andaze giriye masalan ye miskal zaferoun. <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(1-mar-2007) Boro pain<br />¡__¡<br />¡__¡<br />¡__¡<br />¡__¡<br />¡__¡<br />¡__¡<br />¡__¡<br />¡__¡<br />hala mikhay nardebano bardaram hamun<br />pa'in bemuni !Are?!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(1-mar-2007) dar peye hazfe time esteghlal az lige asia, shahram jazayeri elam kard hazer ast az shohrat va etebare khod baraye halle in moshkel estefadeh konad.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(2-mar-2007) Hamishe tasavor kon ke too ye donyaye shishey zendegi mikoni . Pas moragheb bash be tarafe kesi sang nandazy chon aval donyaye khodeto mishkany..!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(3-mar-2007) Bebakhshid mozahem shodam, ye soal daram ke chand rooziye mesle khore dare roohamo mikhore.<br />Haj zanboor asal ,haje tamato rafte bood ya omre??!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(3-mar-2007) To jigare mani,eshghe mani,hame kasami,vojoodami,mahe mani,omre mani,nore mani,roohe mani khomeini,bot shekani khomeini...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(4-mar-2007) <br />امیدوارم خوشیهایت مثل اسهال باشه: مداوم,مکرر,روان و پر سروصدا.!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-117520820645877594?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Sfpl9RHZlcVIAVmZh1iBKNKBmds/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Sfpl9RHZlcVIAVmZh1iBKNKBmds/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Sfpl9RHZlcVIAVmZh1iBKNKBmds/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Sfpl9RHZlcVIAVmZh1iBKNKBmds/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/tdKKa-nz3v8" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/03/az-11-feb-2007-ta-4-mar-2007.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-1171625536883345262007-02-16T14:58:00.000+03:302007-02-16T15:02:16.896+03:302007-02-16T15:02:16.896+03:30(17-jan-2007) Baraye eshghe to dar ghalbam 3 kooh sakhtam .avali kohe vafa dovomi kohe sedaghat sevomi....kohi ke har vaght behem gofti dostet nadaram az on bendazamet paeen<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(17-jan-2007) To aziztarin mah tarin khoshgel tarin mehrabon tarin ba marefat tarin dostdashtani tarin dosti ke dari manam!!!<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(17-jan-2007) To0ye zendo0ne eshghe to enghad sholo0gh mikonam va zendaniha ro be ham mirizam ta majbo0r beshi mano bendazi to0 enferadiye ghalbet !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(17-jan-2007) 1-agar avalesh be fekr akharesh nabashi akharesh be fekre avalesh miofti<br />2_aghaze kesi bash ke payane to bashe<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(18-jan-2007) BORO PAEEN<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />.. <br />Sare Kar Nisti Boro Payeen<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />Payeen tar<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />.......<br />Hala Boro Bala !<br />Bala Beri Paeen Biyay <br />Dooset Daram!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(18-jan-2007) To jigare mani, eshghe mani, hame kasami, vojoodami, mahe mani, omre mani, nore mani, roohe mani khomeini, bot shekani khomeini....<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(18-jan-2007) ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ\Ω/ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ... ina hame mikhan bokonanet. man ham onjam. bebin dastamo barat boland kardam!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(18-jan-2007) Torke masjed misaze hich kas nemire namaz bekhone pelakard mizane : namaz bedone vozoo, shekaste , neshaste , gooz azad.!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(18-jan-2007) Be torke migan yek mojood nam bebar mige yakh migan yakh ke mojood nist mige;chera baba kenare jade neveshte boodan yakh mojood ast<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(20-jan-2007) Mozafare zargande hashari mishe be foroogh mige:kos bede baba,foroogh mige man 2khtaretam nemishe,bad mozafar mige-pas jagh mizaniiiiiim! <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(20-jan-2007) Be ahmadi nejad migan nazaret dar bareye shohada chie?<br />Mikhande!<br />Behesh migan chera mikhandi?<br />Mige: mahmod dare gerye mikone!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(21-jan-2007) A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t ( ) v w x y z <br />Age gofte jay u kojast?<br />To ghalb man.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(21-jan-2007) Shebahate 2khtara ba Taliya:<br />1-Kheili arZunan.<br />2-Ziyad etebar nadaran.<br />3-Del kh0shk0nakan.<br />4-KelaSet0 aSaSi paeen miyaran.<br />5-Male bad bikhe rishe Sahebeshe.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(21-jan-2007) Bush:Agar 2 sa@t barghe japon beravad amrica dar teknology az japon jolo mizanad.<br />AhmadiNejad:Agar 2 sa@t barghe iran beravad, dar jamiat az hend jolo mizanim.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(21-jan-2007) :-Dاگر 30 روز روزی یه بستنی کیم بخوری سر ماه سیکیم خوردی<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(25-jan-2007) Be torke migan chera esme in khiabono gozashtan valiasr?Mige: chon soba kos mos khabari nist vali asr...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(25-jan-2007) To mesle khorshid hasti.midooni chera?chon ba hamoon negahe avalet mishod fahmid az poshte kooh oomadi...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-jan-2007) Az zaban yek pedar: salian derazi boud fekr mikardam raze afarineshe dokhtar chist?va taze 1 mahi mishe fahmidam dokhtar afaride shode ta,moraba bede baba.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-jan-2007) Marde be zanesh: 3ta heivone vahshi nam bebar ke ba kh shoro besh. <br />Zan:<br />1)khodet <br />2)khaharet <br />3)khoda biamorz madare.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-jan-2007) torke ba khodkar mirafte hamom migan khodkaro chera mibari to hamom mige har jamo beshoram alamat bezanam. <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-jan-2007) FERDOSIe ghazviny: * beyandäkhtam bache rä ruye khak * nadidi be omrat chonin koone päk * feshordam baru kire chon daste bil * to gui ke raftast khortume pil<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-jan-2007) Bazi vaghta cheshmam be ghalbam hasodi mikonan chon to hamishe dar ghalbe mani vali az cheshmam dori.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-jan-2007) Be torke migan ba ebadat jomle <br /> besaz mige: don't worry <br />about that<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-jan-2007) Eshgh yani kuchak kardane 2nya be andazeye 1nafar va bozorg kardane 1nafar be andazeye 2nya.<br />Pas be andazeye bozorgiye khodet va kuchikiye 2nya duset daram.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-jan-2007) /),,/)<br /> ( ' ; ' ) <br />(,,)-(,,) <br />mibusamet! <br /> /),, /)<br /> ('; ' )<br />(,,)-(,,)<br />yeky invar!<br /> /) ,,/)<br /> ( ' ;')<br /> (,,)-(,,)<br />yeky unvar!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-jan-2007) """""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""" """"!!! in gharar bood jok bashe ama be monasebat ayame sogvari filter shode.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-jan-2007) Eshghe vaghei eshghe mahi be ab hast ke age az ab begirish mimire<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-jan-2007) Khabar dari sorod meli avaz shode?.....sar zad az ofogh mehre khavaran foroghe baba moraba bede baba<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-jan-2007) Jashnvareye filme esfahan:<br />_yek teke nan baraye do nafar<br />_Ta hala moz khordi?<br />_Dah nafar zire yek chatr<br />_Man asghar 15 toman daram<br />_Dishab piza khordam aida!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-jan-2007) Midoni farghe borosli ba to chiye<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Mage in paein ridan ke harchi mishe miyay in paein ?!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-jan-2007) <br /> .ooo0<br /> ( ) 0ooo.<br /> \ ( ( )<br /> \ _) ) /<br /> (_ /<br />Akh joOoOoOon alan goOshit bOoye pa migire!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(26-jan-2007) Biya be sakhtihamoon fekr nakonim be zendegi fekr konim,be bahar,be eshgh,be behesht,be jahanam,be darak,be to che,be man che,man nazi ro talagh nemidam!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(27-jan-2007) AGE BA DIDANE MAN GHAM ROO DELET JOON MIGIRE/ MIMIRAM KE TA ABAD GHALBE TO AROOM BEGIRE.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(27-jan-2007) Agar shambodam anqadr misokhtam ta mahfele zendegiat ra noranisazam/agar baran bodam anqadr mibaridam ta qobare qamat ra beshuyam/afsoos ke na shamaam na baran!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(27-jan-2007) Ädàma vase ham mesle ketab mimonàn,vaghti be entehäsh miresan,miran soraghe yeki dige.Yademon bashe vase digaran,tond tond vàràg nàkhorim.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(27-jan-2007) Ye doctore be torke shiaf mide torke mige chikareshoon konam?doctore mige bokon too koonet ,torke mige alan shoma asabi hastin man badan mozahem misham!!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(28-jan-2007) torke khorma kheyrat mikarde,yeki miyad ye mosht barmidare.torke mige:avazi yeki morde,otobos ke chap nakarde!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(28-jan-2007) Aseman ra mikhaham baraye oboor, jade barik ast.<br />.<br />Mah ra mikhaham baraye noor, rah tarik ast.<br />.<br />To ra mikhaham baraye nezafat, eid nazdik ast...<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(29-jan-2007) Jashnvareye film ghazvin: Kon sourakh (dastani) bouse bar kon(eshghi) radde pay kon (polisi) kon bi sourakh (takhayyoli) kon pare(jangi) mobareze ba kon(<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(29-jan-2007) <br /> (((((( )))))) <br /> (((( @) (@ ))))<br /> (((((; <._.> ;)))))<br />(((((( ,__, ))))))<br />natars,gahi ogha'at mobile mesle ayeneh mishe...!<br /><br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(29-jan-2007) Boro bala<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Balatar<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />To be en sen residi hanoz farghe bala va paen ra nemidoni? Tamrin kon farda chap va rasto bahat kar mikonam.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(30-jan-2007) Kheili vaghte mikham ye chizi behet begam ama<br />Natonestam hala<br />Mikham harfe delamo begam <br />Man toro kheili...<br />Chi omadam.<br />Bebakhshid heiat dare nahar mide<br />Ta bad<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(30-jan-2007) Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best in the world.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(31-jan-2007) SEXE MOZAFAR KHAN :<br /> 1 MACH MIKONIM <br /> 2 LOKHT MISHAVIM<br /> 3 EHSASATI MISHAVIM <br /> 4 LENG MIDAHIM BALA<br /> 5 RAST MIKONIM <br /> 6 FORU MIKONIM <br /> 7 AZ HAL MIRAVIM<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(1-feb-2007) To ba mobailet che kar karde ke har vaght zangh mezanam mege moshtareke<br />mored nazar dar ghalb shoma ast !?<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(3-feb-2007) Arezoohato ye ja yaddasht kon va yeki yeki az khoda bekhah. Khoda yadesh nemire,vali to yadet mire ke chizi ke emrooz dari,arezooye diroozet bood.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(3-feb-2007) Emroz roze khaterehas<br />avalin khatereiy ke az man be zehnet mirese chie?<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(3-feb-2007) Zaman be man amukht ke dast dadan be maniye refaghat nist, busidan ghole mandan nist, va eshgh varzidan zemanate tanha nashodan nist.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(3-feb-2007) TABRIK <br />Be monasebat kashfe daroye darman bimarie HIV tavassote daneshmandane sarzamine PARS<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(4-feb-2007) Hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah . . . gholmoorad dare mikhande! chon maloos dare sms mikhone!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(4-feb-2007) <br />پلیس راه اردبیل اعلام کرد رانندگانی که زنجیر ندارند سینه بزنند<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(4-feb-2007) Ghazviniye mire khastegari behesh dokhtar nemidan,ru kune dokhtare asid mipashe !<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(4-feb-2007) <br />بوسه بر عکست زنم ترسم که قابش بشکند قاب عکس توست اما شیشه ی عمر من است بوسه بر مویت زنم ترسم که تارش بشکند.تار موی توست اما ریشه ی عمر من است<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(6-feb-2007) Moraghebe Andisheat bash,an be Goftar tabdil mishavad. Moraghebe goftarat bash an be Kerdarat tabdil mishavad. Moraghebe kerdarat bash an be Adat tabdil mishavad.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(6-feb-2007) Hamishe aks khanometon ro to kifeton bezarin ta har vaght moshkele bozorgi vasaton pish omad be aksesh negah bendazid va bedonid moshkel bozorgtary ham darid<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(6-feb-2007) Mordan an nist ke dar khake siah dafn shavam ,mordan an ast ke az khatere to ba hameye khatereha mahv shavam. <br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(6-feb-2007) Dshab khabeto didam dashti pelehaye taragh ro yeki yeki tey mikeshidi<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(7-feb-2007) Ye ruz ye joka ro mitekunan azash koli tork mirize birun<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(7-feb-2007) Bebakhshid mozahem misham az joloye golforoshi rad mishodam didam ghashangtarin golesh nist! Negaran shodam goftam sms bezanam begam:GAV CHERA KHORDISH !!<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(7-feb-2007) Vaghti baroon miyad hame chiz ghashang mishe.Zamin ,chamana ,gola .Migama to ham boro zire baroon shayad faraji beshe.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(7-feb-2007) <br /> /\_/ (='+'=)<br /> \(\__/) <br />bebakhshid Pishiye man paride too gooshiye shoma!<br />Akhe ta hala jigari mesle shoma nadide<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(7-feb-2007) <br /> ////<br /> <(@ @)><br />--o0O---------00o--<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />delam barat tang shode bud. kilid nadashtam az divar umadam bala bebinamet!<br />;)<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(8-feb-2007) Loqman ra goftand adab az ke amukhti?<br />Goft:be to che kesafate ashghal?Mage fuzuli avazie bishoure khakbarsare ahmaghe nafahme bipedar.in gokhoria be to nayumade<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(8-feb-2007) Kheili sakhte un kasi ke goft vase cheshmat mimire bere o soraghi az tovo negahet nagire, kheili sakhte ke to paeez, ba gharibi ashena shi ama vaghti ke bahar shod ye jori azash joda shi, kheili sakhte ke deli ro ba negat dozdide bashi vasate rah ama az eshgh ye kami tarside bashi, kheili sakhte beri yek shab vase chidane setareh vali ta residi onja bebini ke roz shode 2bareh.<br /><br />-------------------<br /><br />(8-feb-2007) Mard Amado dardi be dele alam shod <br />az ruze azal ghesmate zanha gham shod <br />dar daftare khaterate havva khandam <br />janam be Labam resid Ta ADAM shod!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-117162553688334526?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cK2wWIsxS-GNoX3bj5f7jz2zTvU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cK2wWIsxS-GNoX3bj5f7jz2zTvU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cK2wWIsxS-GNoX3bj5f7jz2zTvU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cK2wWIsxS-GNoX3bj5f7jz2zTvU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/DMTuk8zOQNY" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/02/az-17-jan-2007-ta-8-feb-2007.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-1168986407915211842007-01-17T01:54:00.000+03:302007-01-17T01:56:47.936+03:302007-01-17T01:56:47.936+03:30(22-dec-2006) Shabi ba khiale to ham khone shod del na bodi bebini che virone shod del na bodi bebini parishoniamo faghat bad o baron shenidan sedamo,ghamet sardo vahshi be virone mizad delam ba to khosh bodo peymone mizad.<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(22-dec-2006) Emrooz sobh ke khoda panjereye asemoono baz kard azam porsid : chearezooyi dari?<br />Manam goftam: khodaya movazebe kasi ke in sms ro mikhoone bash.<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(23-dec-2006) Dasato mosht kon...kardi?...Hala moshteto mohkam bekub paie cheshme man ta kur sham durito nabinam...<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(24-dec-2006) Torke mire darookhoone mige 156 kandom bedid ,yaroo mige mikhay chekar,torke mige ba yeki khoorde hesab daram mikham khandanesho begam...<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(24-dec-2006) Torke ba khare ax mindaze. Axaro mifreste vase nanash, poshte axe minevise nane joon man blaiam ha !!<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(24-dec-2006) Madrese lorha vaghty moalem ye chizi roo takhte minevise bacheha ham minevisan va vaghty az rooye takhte pak mikone bacheha ham az rooye daftareshon pak mikonan<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(24-dec-2006)<br />--/Γπ\- - ("V")<br />'-O----O-' 'V'<br />in ghalbe mane,age fekr mikoni be yade to nist ba hamin mashin lehesh kon.<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(24-dec-2006) Navare Ghalbie Normal<br />_/|_,-._/|_,-._/|_<br />Navare Ghalbe Man Vaghti To Baram SMS Mizani<br />_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_<br />Hala Bebin Age SMS 'Nadi' Chi Mishe<br />____________________<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(24-dec-2006) Hamishe va harja ke hasti motmaen bash ghabi hast ke baraye to mitape oonam ghalbe khodete .;-)<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(24-dec-2006) Midun chera timhaye footbale zanha kamtar az mardast? 1.Kamtar peida mishe 11ta zan lebase yejur bepushan<br />2.omran Tu mosabegheye baadi hamun lebaso bepushan!!!<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(24-dec-2006) Paiame rahbar be rezazadeh:<br />Sahne ra didam,fajih bod,shalvar kordi bepush<br />(vasalam)<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(24-dec-2006) eide ghorban nazdik shode,in jamaat kharo gosfand nemishnasan negaranetam!!<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(24-dec-2006) 2ta abam barfy,2tarafe rudkhune asheghe ham shodan,Una az eshghe ham,ab shodan ta shayad yejaee vasat rudkhune be ham beresan!<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(24-dec-2006) Mardom 2 daste hastan:<br />1)sigari<br />2)kooni<br />Khoshhalam ke sigari nisti...<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(24-dec-2006) Sangi ke taaghate zarbe haye tishe ra nadarad,tandisi ziba nemishavad. Faghat 1bar forsat hast ta az vojoodat tandis besazi.<br />Pas zakhme tishe khaste nasho.<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(25-dec-2006) Zendegi mesle ye dikast,hey ghalat minevisimo hey pak mikonim .dubare minevisimo baz pak mikonim. Ghafel az inke ajal yeho dad mizane : Bargeha bala !<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(25-dec-2006) Lahzeha ra gozarandim ta be khoshbakhti beresim ghafel az anke lahzeha hatman khoshbakhti budand(doc shariati)<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(26-dec-2006) Rashtiye: dokhtaram dishab koja budi?<br />Dokhtar: ta sobh dashtam midadam, chetor? Rashtiye: hichi baba, faghat be darset latme nakhore!!<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(26-dec-2006) taarife eshgh dar kudaki:Ekhsh yani bezali onam az pofaket bokhole ama faghat tota done ha! :p<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(27-dec-2006) Shaere ghazvini:<br />Rokhe zibaye to ra mah nadarad hargez omghe soorakhe to ra chah nadarad hargez...<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(27-dec-2006) dost dashtam elm onghadr pishvaft mikard ke mitonestam az tarighe sms chob to konet konam.<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(27-dec-2006)<br />عجایب هفت گانه ایران<br />1رشتی با غیرت<br />2ترک بی خریت<br />3تهرانی با جرات<br />4اصفهانی بی منت<br />5کرد با تربیت<br />6یزدی با مهرفت<br />7لر با شخصیت!!<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(27-dec-2006) midoni be 206 sandoghdar chi migan<br />.<br />..<br />.<br />.<br />Nemidoni<br />.<br />.<br />Jenifer lopez<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(27-dec-2006) Kiss is a key of love/love is a lock of marriage/marriage is a box of children/children are problems of world/so how many problems a kiss can create for us<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(28-dec-2006) Torke mire jurab furushi mige: agha man ye jurab mikham, furushande mige: mardoone? torke dastesho deraz mikone, dast mide mige: "mardoone"!!<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(28-dec-2006)<br />معلم اضیظم: عذ اینکه به من خاندن و نوشطن عاموخطی حذار بار اضط ممنونم.<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(28-dec-2006) Tanhaiam bato, khoshbakhtiyam bato,tusahra ba to,tudarya bato,tu asemuna bato,tu moshkelam bato,chipse jadide bato.ALL THE BEST<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(28-dec-2006) Lore az dustdokhtaresh poshte telefon miporse kojayee ? Dokhtare vasash naz mikone mige : tuye delet ! Lore mige : pas chera in hame ridem tone nadidem!<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(29-dec-2006) Torke arusi mikone shabe arusish zanesh behesh mige pas chera hich kari nemikoni?<br />Mige khafe sho man zan gereftam ta dige az in kesafat kari ha nakonam!<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(29-dec-2006) Bache ke bodam ta 10 mishmordam! Fekr mikardam akhare hamechi 10e,hala nemidunam akhare dost dashtan cheghade!vali mikham begam doset daram Ghade 10 taye bachegi!<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(29-dec-2006) Criss mass nazdike. Age Baba Noel boodi too kafshe man chi mizashti? Aval javabe mano bede, bad vase baghiye send kon.<br />Javab haye jalebi migiri.<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(30-dec-2006)<br />[زی ذی نامه]<br />الهی!به حردان در خانه ات. به آن زن ذلیلان فرزانه ات . به آنانکه در بچه داری تکند. یلان عوض کردن پوشکند. به آنانکه با ذوق و شوق تمام.به مادرزن خود بگویند:مامان.به آنانکه دامن رفو میکنند. زبعد رفویش اتو میکنند. به آن مادران به ظاهر پدر. الهی !به آه دل زن ذلیل. به آن اشک چشمان ممد سبیل!که ما را بر این عهد کن استوار! از این زن ذلیلی مکن برکنار.<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(30-dec-2006) Ghanoone 100 Anishtain:<br />Agar be sor@ate noor betooni tooye jahan berini, behet migan AHMADINEJAD.<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(30-dec-2006)<br /> .*"''"**.....**"''"*.<br />*. Eid ghorban .*<br />*. Bar Shoma .*<br /> *. Mobarak .*<br /> "*. Bad .*"<br /> "*.*"<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(30-dec-2006)<br />به تو یه سمبوسه هدیه می کنم دو حرف اولش برای دشمنت باقیش واسه تو<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(31-dec-2006) Hey sms!<br />boro pishe unke mikham!<br />agar kar dasht mozahemesh nasho!<br />age khabidebud,arum bebusesh!<br />age toro khund begu: dusesh daram!<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(31-dec-2006)<br />وصیت نامه صدام: بعد از مردن من ریشم را به رفسنجانی و دستم را به خامنه ای بدهید<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(01-jan-2007) Bose tanha, tasadofi ast ke polis nemikhahad. Va aghosh tanha, parkingi ast ke jarime nemikhahad. Bepa to parking, tasadof nakoniha!!!<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(01-jan-2007) 555555555555555555555555555555555555 teke tekehaye ghalbam ra baraiat miferestam ta anra dar dastnat begiri va tapeshe ghalbam ra ehsas koni.DOSET DARAM<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(01-jan-2007) Zendegi be man amokht ke chegone gerye konam.Ama gerye be man nayamokht ke chegone zendegi konam.To niz be man amokhti ke chegone dost bedaram.Ama be man nayamokhti ke chegone faramoshet konam.<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(01-jan-2007) Emruz delam baraie to tang mishavad, \be emtedade aseman negah mikonam va to ra ibinam ke hanuz neshasti va mara negah mikoni va an lahze ast ke delam aram migidar<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(02-jan-2007) Age eshgh nabashe adami nist,age adam nabashe zendegi nist,napors az man che amad bar sare eshgh,javabe man bejoz sharmandegi nist.<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(02-jan-2007) Age bekham dore 2nya dar 80 rooz begardam 80 rooz dore to migardam chon to hame 2nyaye mani.<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(03-jan-2007) Mokhafafe kalame love lake of sorrow (daryache gham)ocean of tears(oghyanoos ashk) valley of death(darre marg) end of life(akhare zendegi)!!!!<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(03-jan-2007) Shabi ba khiale to ham khone shod del na bodi bebini che virone shod del na bodi bebini parishonamo faghat bad o baron shenidan sedamo,ghamet sardo vahshi be virone mizad delam ba to khosh bodo peymone mizad.<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(03-jan-2007) Az Sham 3 Chiz Amokhtam Eistade Bemiram Bi seda Bemiram Be Paye Doost Bemiram...<br /><br />----------------------<br /><br />(03-jan-2007) Ye mordab baraye be dast avardane niloofar salha mikhabe ta arameshe niloofaresh beham nakhore. Pas age kesiro dost dari,baraye dashtanesh salha sabr kon.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-116898640791521184?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-zdrl7DBeTB3jqjFSunR6tLX-7I/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-zdrl7DBeTB3jqjFSunR6tLX-7I/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-zdrl7DBeTB3jqjFSunR6tLX-7I/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/-zdrl7DBeTB3jqjFSunR6tLX-7I/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/fdesOwPiAj4" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/01/innam-smshaye-jadid.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29552104.post-1168121108935945792007-01-07T01:34:00.000+03:302007-01-07T01:35:08.943+03:302007-01-07T01:35:08.943+03:30(01-dec-2006) What is life? Life is a puzzel that we should solve it. in fact that is story of love. try to enjoy it . It,s hard but you can try.<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(02-dec-2006) Javayez bank basigian 1000 farvand tank zolfaghar<br />Bilit safar piade be marghad agha te 5000 nafar 99 tasbihe 99 dane be 100 nafar<br />200 metr chafie be 400 nafar<br />har 5 milimetr rish dar har rooz yek emtiaz<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(02-dec-2006) Lore o torke miran makke dashtan be sheitoon sang mizadan.<br />ye dafe lore mige man sangam tamoom shod torke mige kam nayar fohsh bede.<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(03-dec-2006)<br />گرمای کون شما قوت قلب ماست(روابط عمومی بسیج ناحیه 1 قزوین)ّ<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(03-dec-2006) A good friend is like a computer.He "ENTERs" in your life."SAVES" you in his heart."FORMAT" your problems.And never "DELETE" you from his memory.<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(04-dec-2006) Science has proved that sugar solves in water.So please don't walk in the rain.Imay lose one of my friends!<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(07-dec-2006) Midoni 'bani adam azaye yekdigarand yani chi?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Yani to jigare mani ;)<br />(rOOze daneshjU mobarak)<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(07-dec-2006) Ari aghaz doost dashtan ast, garche payane rah napeydast, man be payan nayandeesham, ke hamin doost dashtan zeebast.<br />Ruze daneshju mobarak!<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(07-dec-2006) Dar kucheye dars rahgozarim hanuz.<br />Vin rahe deraz miseparim hanuz.<br />Az avale sabtenam salha migozarad.<br />Ma vahede pas nakarde darim hanuz!<br />Ruse daneshju mobarak<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(11-dec-2006) Niyat kon baraye FALe HAFEZ:<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />To ke dar jame tala mey mikhori.<br />Khaye o kire mara key mikhori?<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(11-dec-2006) Atal matal totole , esme kiram dodole , man in kiro nadashtam , vaghti konet gozashtam , ye ho didam ke pof kard , badesh to konet tof kard.<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(15-dec-2006)<br /> @<br />@@@@@@@@@@<br />@@@@@@@@@@<br />@@@@@@@@@@<br />@@@@@@@@@@<br />@@@@@@@@@@<br />@@@@@@@@@@<br />@@@@@@@@@@<br /> Agar gofti in chie? . . . . . . namaze jomee ghom. (Akse havaee)<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(16-dec-2006) 5 modele kardan:<br />1-suzan nakh kardan,2-berenj dam kardan,3-lebas tan kardan,4-badbadak hava kardan,5-zaye kardane onaey ke fekre bad kardan<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(16-dec-2006) Az ye akhonde miporsan chera ghable ab khordan bayad 3ta salavat dad?Mige akhe to ab 3ta jene:1done oxijen ba 2ta hidrojen;)<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(16-dec-2006) cheghadr mahy!<br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br />.<br /><br /> ><((:><br /><:))><<br /> <:))><<br /> <:))><<br />><((:><br /> ><((:><br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(16-dec-2006) Torke mire zarbazi<br />.--.--<br /> -----<br />--------------<br />-----------<br />Donbale chi migardi torke nist rafte sarbazi;-)<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(16-dec-2006) "Va zendegi<br />Va zendegi taravate yek sibe sorkh dar dast haye kudak bavar man ast gazesh zadam sir shodam"<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(16-dec-2006) Kohne forosh dad mizane: cheraghe shekaste mikharim kafshaye pare mikharim,asbabe kohne mikharim, bi ekhtiyar dad mizanam :kohne forosh ghalbe shekaste mikhari<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(16-dec-2006) midoni farghe parchame keshvar ba shorte malake ? avaki be eftekhare shah bala mire.dovomi be eftekhare shah paiin miad.<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(16-dec-2006) RUZETAN RA BA GUZiDAN AGHAZ KONID (KONSERVE LUBIAYE TABAROK)...<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(16-dec-2006) Torke mire khastegari az dokhtare khoshsesh nemiad mige ma mirim ye dor mizanimo barmigardim.<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(16-dec-2006) Torke ghorso mikone to koonesh. migan chera in karo mikoni? mige bayad ghabl az ghaza mikhordam yadam raft!<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(16-dec-2006) Ye kuin dari shah nadare/surakhi dari chah nadare/be ma ke neshunesh nemidi/vase ma tekunesh nemidi/be kasi midi arab bashe/kiresh 7,8 vajab bashe.....<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(16-dec-2006) In sms ro ta 6 ruze dige nakhun<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Naro paein<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.AZIZ !<br />.<br />.<br />PAS YADET BASHE AVALIN KASI KE YALDA RO BEHET TABRIK GOFT MAN BOODAM<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(16-dec-2006) Hamchim mishasham rut ke aftabe arab ham khoshket nakone.<br />Hamchin mirinam rut ke bastan shenasa ham nafahman male kodum dore hastia<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(16-dec-2006) age ye ruz khoshhal budi arum bekhand ta gham bidar nashe va age ye ruz narahat budi arum gherye kon ta shadi na omid nashe. (charli chaplin)<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(16-dec-2006) TRUE FRIENDS are like mornings, u can't have them the whole day, but u can be sure they will be there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever!<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(16-dec-2006) Ari aghaz doost dashtan ast, garche payane rah napeydast, man be payan nayandeesham, ke hamin doost dashtan zeebast.<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(17-dec-2006) Zendegi ejbar ast,marg entezar ast,eshgh yekbar ast,Agar raftam to yadam kon,agar mordam to khakam kon,agar mandam be Mehre khod to shadam kon<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(17-dec-2006) Tu in donyaye namard ye 2khtare nabina bud ke ye 2st pesar dasht.2khtare 2st pesaresho kheili 2st dasht.behesh migoft:age man 2ta cheshm dashtam vase hamishe bahat mimundam.yeruz ye nafar peida shod ke cheshmasho dad be 2khtare.2khtare vaghti tunest 2st pesaresho bebine,did ke unam nabinast.be pesare goft:dige nemikhamet,az pishe man boro!pesare vaghti dasht miraft labkhande talkhi zado ba ashk goft:<br />MOVAZEBE CHESHMAYE MAN BASH!!<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(18-dec-2006) Zendegi 4ta pich dare,deghat kon !<br /><br />1-Khordan<br /><br />2-Khabidan<br /><br />3-Ridan<br /><br />4-Kardan<br />ziad sare pich 3 naeist chun man sar pich 4 montazeretam !<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(18-dec-2006) Cheghadr sakhte gole arezhato toye baghcheye yeki dige bebinio hezar bar tu khodet beshkanio arum zire lab begi gole man beghcheye no mobarak...<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(19-dec-2006) Dool chist?<br />Mojoodi bi defa va bi zaban ke jozve gorohe bimohregan va dasteye khazandegan be shomar miravad,dar sorate ehsase khatar bad karde vakoone mohajem ra pare mikonad...<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(19-dec-2006) Torke mirerestoran mige ghaza chi darin garson mige :<br />bjxijwziljasojikxstv ba limoo . torke mige bjxijwziljasojikxstv ba chi ???<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(19-dec-2006) omreton 100 shabe yalda deleton ghadde ye darya<br />toye in shabaye sarma yadeton hamishe b ma.Pishapish YALDA mobarak<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(19-dec-2006) 'Khoshbakhty mese ye parvanas,vaghty donbalesh midavy parvaz mikone, amma vaghty vaisy miad ro saret mishine' barat arezoye ye donya parvane daram!<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(20-dec-2006) Ba tavallode 2vomin gusfande shabih sazi shode dige nemitunam begam:<br />2NYA DIGE MESE TO NADARE !<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(20-dec-2006) Bi sms namoni BOLAND Salavat befrest...<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(20-dec-2006) Nefrine 2007 :<br />elahi filmet darad<br /><br />D0khtare baraie basijie bos mifreste basijie ja klhali mide mige ya zahra<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(20-dec-2006) <br />T I T A N I C <br /> _||__ .<br />_,-'::::::::'=._,/t__<br />'_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _/ ba tamame mosaferashfadaye to...;-)<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) Bie ey del kami varone gerdim<br />baraie ham bia divone gardim<br />shabe yalda shode nazdik ey dost<br />baraie ham bia HEMDONE gardim.<br />Pishapish YALDA mobarak.<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) Yek bache 3 chiz ra be yek adam bozor miamozad<br />1-shad budan bedune dalil<br />2-daem be kari mashghol bodan.<br />3-taghaza kardan ba tamame vojod.<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) Volter:<br />Shome momken ast goli<br />Zire pa leh konid ama mahal ast betavanid atr an ra dar faza mahv konid<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) Ba tavajoh be inke yek seri az jandaran ra emoroz(akhare paiz) sarshomari mikonand taghaza mishavad ta akhare shab dar manzel khod bemanid<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) Har chi zang mizanam mobilet anten nemide...fekr konam jat bade...be mamanet begoo jato avaz kone!!!<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) Dele adama mesle ye jazire dor oftade mimone,inke ki vase avalin bar pa be jazire mizare mohem nist,mohem on kasiye ke hichvagt jaziraro tark nemikone...!<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) Hamishe be kasi fekr kon ke to ra dust dashte bashad na an kasi ke to oo ra dust dari. (Viliam shekspeir)<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) Miguyand shaghayeghha nemimirand pas ta marge shaghayeghha DUSAT DARAMMMMM.<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) Chizi dige namonde<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Faghat ye ruz forsat dari<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Ke jojehato beshmari<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Akhe Farda Akhare Paeeze<br /> *Yalda Mobarak*<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) To khoshtip tarin va khoshgel tarin va ba adab tarin adami hasti ke tahala to omram didam, inam hendoneye shabe chellat.<br />*yalda mobarak*<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) Omreton sad shabe yalda/deleton ghade ye daria/toye in shabaye sarma/yadeton hamishe bama.shabe yalda mobarak<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) Baradar zane ranande daie zane ahmad ast.Ranande che nesbati ba zane ahmad darad?<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) Paeiz ra dost daram chon fasele gham ast gham ra dost daram chon gerye del ast del ra dost daram chon eshgh ra be man amokht eshgh ra dost daram chon to ra dost daram<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) "shadihayat be bolandie emshab, ghahayat be kootahie emrooz" Shabe yalda barayat be khoshy baad.<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) be elate tagharone shabe jome ba shabe yalda kandom ba tame hendevane resid.<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) Deraz tarin shabe sal mobarak.behtar az in nemishe ta mitoni bezan .ta sobh vaght dari.<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) Age kasi barat sms kiri ferestad,baraye javab dadan ajale nakon,beshin rush fekr kon!!<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) be ye divoone migan chera divoone shodi? mige man zani gereftam ke ye 2khtare 18 saqle dasht 2khtare zanam ba babam ezdevaj kard pas zane man madarzane pedarshoharesh shod.2khtare zane man pesari zaed ke dadashe man va naveye zanam bood pas naveye manam bood pas man pedarbozorge dadasham bodam.Zane man pesari zaed ke zane pedaram kahare natanie pesaram va madarbozorge oo shod pas pesaram dadashe madarbozorgesh bood va man khaharzadeye pesaram shodam....!<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(21-dec-2006) Omreton 100 shabe yalda - deleton ghade ye darya - toye in shabaye sarma - yek booseye garm taghdim be shoma...<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(22-dec-2006) Midoni uin jomle be farsi yani chi?<br />WITH CARPET RICE WITH FISH WHAT<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Baghali polo ba mahiche<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(22-dec-2006) Goshito 90 daraje be rast becharkhon va bebin:<br /><br />(e<br /> --;)<br />(e<br /><br /><br />()<br /> --;)<br />(e<br /><br /><br />(e<br /> --;)<br />(e<br /><br />FOR YOU.<br /><br />------------------------<br /><br />(22-dec-2006) Az joje tighi kocholo porsidam;bozorgtarin arezot chie?Masomane negaham kard o goft:baghalam mikoni?@<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/29552104-116812110893594579?l=iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JJG9cyXGzXGJXG4BjoTW0PPHZZI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JJG9cyXGzXGJXG4BjoTW0PPHZZI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JJG9cyXGzXGJXG4BjoTW0PPHZZI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JJG9cyXGzXGJXG4BjoTW0PPHZZI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/IranianSmsJokes/~4/bAIm4oBhZmI" height="1" width="1"/>Mehradnoreply@blogger.com0http://iranian-sms-jokes.blogspot.com/2007/01/innam-badish-baham-upload-kardam.html