tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014531534254771698Fri, 01 Nov 2024 10:31:47 +0000Top List of all time 18Octhttp://ironniat.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Iskander)Blogger14125en-usnocomedy,funny,jokes,jungle,news,business,laugh,jangoliaRandom funny thoughts about live and its ironny.The Ironny of being aliveEmad Iskanderemadiskander@yahoo.comEmad Iskandertag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014531534254771698.post-6873471105461522925Tue, 17 Aug 2021 17:12:00 +00002021-08-17T10:12:45.224-07:00With all due respect for all regions... and for the next minute, put all your believes on one side of your brain and heart, and take a minute to read .. Have you ever stopped and considered what will happen when you die without considering your current belief system..  The first thought is, this can't be the end of all my thoughts , feelings and memories ?There must be something , http://ironniat.blogspot.com/2021/08/are-we-too-proud-to-die.htmlemadiskander@yahoo.com (Emad Iskander)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014531534254771698.post-2585916541069725419Mon, 19 Dec 2011 17:05:00 +00002011-12-19T09:06:25.132-08:00Warning:I can not be held responsible to your actions after you read this….warning may damage your health.We all know the story, and fears some of face imagined during our childhood of a scary real monster under our beds .. Then time passes by, we realization reality, and we lose this belief and we think we are now all grown ups. Are we really ?? This idea is hunting us all the time, there is no http://ironniat.blogspot.com/2011/12/scary-monster-under-your-bed-hit-well.htmlemadiskander@yahoo.com (Emad Iskander)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014531534254771698.post-2684441620860020763Thu, 15 Dec 2011 18:50:00 +00002011-12-15T10:50:40.619-08:00Hey again, I wanted to criticize so many things using comparisons as usual.There is still the fact that I am no different than other people, and I still keep the below as just thoughts that I never act upon.Job: You will work to get paid.Wife:You will pay to suffer.Job:When you get an offer from another employer, you can talk about it ,and get a pay raise.Wife:When you get another offer, you willhttp://ironniat.blogspot.com/2011/12/subjecting-reality.htmlemadiskander@yahoo.com (Emad Iskander)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014531534254771698.post-5363812918108857471Sat, 10 Dec 2011 21:48:00 +00002011-12-10T14:39:39.792-08:00I am talking about age 25-30 years.Let me start by saying , this is my opinion and not facts.We are a generation of men and women , who were raised on fast food and sitcoms.. need more to say ?Okay, there are few people was raised in a different way, but if you are reading this article and age between 25 and 30, chances are you are one of us.I will not start by saying it is conspiracy, but let mehttp://ironniat.blogspot.com/2011/12/we-are-crippled-generation.htmlemadiskander@yahoo.com (Emad Iskander)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014531534254771698.post-5897494425971461431Sun, 09 Jan 2011 20:50:00 +00002011-01-09T13:50:42.002-08:00Part 1:Random thoughts about women and love.Terrorist Vs A Normal GirlfriendA Girlfriend:Will slowly torture you,drain your energy,tries to end your life,and if you survived she will talk you into insanity where you will kill yourself.Terrorist:Will end your life once, and you might even survive it.Terrorist : 1 GF:0Terrorist:Have a higher purpose of performing his act.A Girlfriend:Will do it forhttp://ironniat.blogspot.com/2011/01/induction-to-reality-part-1.htmlemadiskander@yahoo.com (Emad Iskander)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014531534254771698.post-6836732849605195133Wed, 21 Oct 2009 19:37:00 +00002009-10-21T12:44:29.547-07:00http://ironniat.blogspot.com/2009/10/eating-8-legs.htmlemadiskander@yahoo.com (Emad Iskander)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014531534254771698.post-6539347159510345009Tue, 20 Oct 2009 01:39:00 +00002009-10-21T10:08:16.461-07:00Iraca border is securedThe Iraca's army has announced today that its north border is now secured after building the G-fence has been completed.The fence was built by the ORATCOM construction.The fence took 5000 man hours and used the latest technology in the field of constructions and Bio-killing technologies.The Iraca's army spoke commented:"As you can see,The fence was built out of wood that http://ironniat.blogspot.com/2009/10/news-from-parallel-universe.htmlemadiskander@yahoo.com (Emad Iskander)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014531534254771698.post-3816445247866213112Sun, 18 Oct 2009 20:13:00 +00002009-10-18T14:17:14.791-07:00Top List of all time 18Oct Here we will mention top 5 of all time for some subjects.Top 5 most wanted jobs5) Actor4) Singer3) House-wife (applies to men and women)2) Junky1) Porn starTop 5 most chearful disease situations5)A vampire blood bank receptionist.4)Werewolf farm keeper.3)Polititian with Trourette syndrome2)A surgent with parkinson disease.1)Rapest with an erectile disfunction.Top 5 most hated people5)Satan4)http://ironniat.blogspot.com/2009/10/top-list-of-all-time-18-oct.htmlemadiskander@yahoo.com (Emad Iskander)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014531534254771698.post-8756005734081333379Sat, 17 Oct 2009 06:57:00 +00002009-10-17T03:22:17.300-07:00Nokta Seamen & AppiePs:Nokta = Joke in arabic languageIn a strategic move by "Nokta Seamen" to face their powerful competitor "Alcoten-Lotent" ,the company contracted with Appie to have Appie new UPhone execlusively for Nokta Seamen's operated GSM networks.On asking Mr.Smith Gran the executive dierctor of Notka.US:What do you expect from your recent move to have UPhone as a partner ?Smith:We http://ironniat.blogspot.com/2009/10/business-news-17-oct.htmlemadiskander@yahoo.com (Emad Iskander)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014531534254771698.post-894968257292905623Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:04:00 +00002009-10-16T15:02:55.164-07:00Turtles start the new class.The turtle "Mick Mhoey" class starts 1 week from today and lasts for 1 month.The class titled "Art of simple seduction" has recieved greate reviews in the "The jungle classes" news paper.Mick Mhoey added:Lesson one is "Convincing Spell/Guy -Guy under the spell- " , Lesson two " Getting to second base?".So you can imagin the success the class can offer the attendies.Thehttp://ironniat.blogspot.com/2009/10/daily-jangolia-16-oct.htmlemadiskander@yahoo.com (Emad Iskander)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014531534254771698.post-8159187092302674802Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:28:00 +00002009-10-15T14:05:13.832-07:00MaCDucks decides to take it to courtMackDucks has decided yesterday to take the recent case to court instead of paying settlment money to Miss Bigasston.The story started when Bigasston sued MackDucks asking for 21 million dollors as a setllement for getting fat from eating burgers at their restaurant.Although the company has confessed that it's food might be the reason for weight gain,it has http://ironniat.blogspot.com/2009/10/news-from-parallel-universe-15-oct.htmlemadiskander@yahoo.com (Emad Iskander)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014531534254771698.post-7423178935067359037Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:18:00 +00002009-10-14T13:12:00.293-07:00General Bicycles new beast.GB has surprised everyone yesterday in it's annual celibration when it revealed it's new car.Although the company has been facing a lot of difficulties the last couple of years,the remaining 5 employees has managed to produce a car with amazing features that they called it the beast.The car can go up to 320 mph and of 400 hp.One of the news writer asked the designer "http://ironniat.blogspot.com/2009/10/hourly-news-1015-pm.htmlemadiskander@yahoo.com (Emad Iskander)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014531534254771698.post-5783773306904334090Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:42:00 +00002009-10-13T13:13:19.897-07:00FF Strikes hardFF commonly known as Fishy Flu strikes Turop hard.yesterday it was counted that 30 % of all population in Turop suffer from the diseas.The doctors commented "it was going to happen sooner or later,3rd world countries always wash up their animals with water instead of dry cleaning which eventualy led to fish catching the common swine flu".The new drug that has proven its success hashttp://ironniat.blogspot.com/2009/10/news-from-parrallel-universe-13-oct.htmlemadiskander@yahoo.com (Emad Iskander)tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4014531534254771698.post-4673358628063970227Mon, 12 Oct 2009 18:57:00 +00002009-10-13T13:01:14.720-07:00Accidents Section-A rat kills his family and ends his life.Butterball rato collapsed and slaughtered his wife and 623128 kids and hung himself. It is said that Butterball has been facing financial problems during the past few month which may have led to this. The accident took place beside the old gutter and lasted for 2 weeks.-Feel Safe North Cost !Yesterday, the FDI finally cought Jim the tigerhttp://ironniat.blogspot.com/2009/10/daily-jungolia-12-oct.htmlemadiskander@yahoo.com (Emad Iskander)