It Burns http://itburns.net/fire Feel the fire of my hatred. Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:22:19 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 en Copyright Eli Young http://feeds.feedburner.com/ItBurns elyscape@gmail.com (Eli Young) elyscape@gmail.com(Eli Young) 1440 Feel the fire of my hatred. I am an angry, angry man. I loathe pretty much everything. And so I invite you to feel the fire of my hatred. Eli Young No yes http://itburns.net/fire/files/smalllogo.png It Burns http://itburns.net/fire 144 144 Copyright Eli YoungSociety & Culture/Personal JournalsComedyelyscape@itburns.netEli Young Episode 8: In Which Age Limits Are Instated http://itburns.net/fire/archives/39/episode-8-in-which-age-limits-are-instated http://itburns.net/fire/archives/39/episode-8-in-which-age-limits-are-instated#comments Sat, 11 Jul 2009 02:22:19 +0000 elyscape@itburns.net (Eli Young) http://itburns.net/fire/?p=39 In this extremely delayed episode, I forbid people from doing things. On an unrelated note, please let me know if you have a better idea for how I should end these.

]]> http://itburns.net/fire/archives/39/episode-8-in-which-age-limits-are-instated/feed 2:40 In this extremely delayed episode, I forbid people from doing things. On an unrelated note, please let me know if you have a better idea ... In this extremely delayed episode, I forbid people from doing things. On an unrelated note, please let me know if you have a better idea for how I should end these. podcasts Eli Young yes No http://itburns.net/fire/podpress_trac/feed/39/0/Episode_08.mp3 Episode 7: The Television of Yesteryear http://itburns.net/fire/archives/35/episode-7-the-television-of-yesteryear http://itburns.net/fire/archives/35/episode-7-the-television-of-yesteryear#comments Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:35:15 +0000 elyscape@itburns.net (Eli Young) http://itburns.net/fire/?p=35 Once upon a time, children’s television didn’t suck. I’m not really sure what happened between then and now. All I know is that my brother Abe and I are not happy about the change.

]]> http://itburns.net/fire/archives/35/episode-7-the-television-of-yesteryear/feed 12:28 Once upon a time, children's television didn't suck. I'm not really sure what happened between then and now. All I know is that my brother ... Once upon a time, children's television didn't suck. I'm not really sure what happened between then and now. All I know is that my brother Abe and I are not happy about the change. podcasts Eli Young yes No http://itburns.net/fire/podpress_trac/feed/35/0/Episode_07.mp3 Episode 6: Not So Much Delicious As Annoying http://itburns.net/fire/archives/29/episode-6-not-so-much-delicious-as-annoying http://itburns.net/fire/archives/29/episode-6-not-so-much-delicious-as-annoying#comments Sun, 01 Feb 2009 21:20:53 +0000 elyscape@itburns.net (Eli Young) http://itburns.net/fire/?p=29 If you somehow don’t already know, believe me when I tell you that food, while tasty, is a huge pain in the ass. Popcorn in particular can fuck right off.

]]> http://itburns.net/fire/archives/29/episode-6-not-so-much-delicious-as-annoying/feed 6:30 If you somehow don't already know, believe me when I tell you that food, while tasty, is a huge pain in the ass. Popcorn in ... If you somehow don't already know, believe me when I tell you that food, while tasty, is a huge pain in the ass. Popcorn in particular can fuck right off. podcasts Eli Young yes No http://itburns.net/fire/podpress_trac/feed/29/0/Episode_06.mp3 Episode 5: The Ragemobile http://itburns.net/fire/archives/23/episode-5-the-ragemobile http://itburns.net/fire/archives/23/episode-5-the-ragemobile#comments Mon, 18 Aug 2008 23:05:11 +0000 elyscape@itburns.net (Eli Young) http://itburns.net/fire/?p=23 This marks the beginning of my systematic rejection of all modes of transportation. I probably won’t follow through with that, but that’s not the point. What I’m trying to say is that I have much hate for automobile-related bullshit.

I really do need a Ragemobile, though.

]]> http://itburns.net/fire/archives/23/episode-5-the-ragemobile/feed 5:00 This marks the beginning of my systematic rejection of all modes of transportation. I probably won't follow through with that, but that's not the point. ... This marks the beginning of my systematic rejection of all modes of transportation. I probably won't follow through with that, but that's not the point. What I'm trying to say is that I have much hate for automobile-related bullshit. I really do need a Ragemobile, though. podcasts Eli Young no No http://itburns.net/fire/podpress_trac/feed/23/0/Episode_05.mp3 Episode 4: The Forbidden Fruit http://itburns.net/fire/archives/21/episode-4-the-forbidden-fruit http://itburns.net/fire/archives/21/episode-4-the-forbidden-fruit#comments Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:41:12 +0000 elyscape@itburns.net (Eli Young) http://itburns.net/fire/?p=21 In this much-delayed episode of It Burns, I tell you that Apple sucks. So great is my hatred for Apple that it took almost sixteen minutes to get me to quiet the hell down.

]]> http://itburns.net/fire/archives/21/episode-4-the-forbidden-fruit/feed 15:40 In this much-delayed episode of It Burns, I tell you that Apple sucks. So great is my hatred for Apple that it took almost sixteen ... In this much-delayed episode of It Burns, I tell you that Apple sucks. So great is my hatred for Apple that it took almost sixteen minutes to get me to quiet the hell down. podcasts Eli Young no No http://itburns.net/fire/podpress_trac/feed/21/0/Episode_04.mp3 Episode 3: Get It Off! http://itburns.net/fire/archives/18/episode-3-get-it-off http://itburns.net/fire/archives/18/episode-3-get-it-off#comments Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:36:43 +0000 elyscape@itburns.net (Eli Young) http://itburns.net/fire/?p=18 Did you know that the anesthetics your doctor gives you can actually result in your death? What about the unclean nature of soap? Find out this and more in this great new episode of It Burns!

Note: nearly every word of the preceding statement was a lie.

]]> http://itburns.net/fire/archives/18/episode-3-get-it-off/feed 2:10 Did you know that the anesthetics your doctor gives you can actually result in your death? What about the unclean nature of soap? Find out ... Did you know that the anesthetics your doctor gives you can actually result in your death? What about the unclean nature of soap? Find out this and more in this great new episode of It Burns! Note: nearly every word of the preceding statement was a lie. podcasts Eli Young yes No http://itburns.net/fire/podpress_trac/feed/18/0/Episode_03.mp3 Episode 2: Stop Trying to Kill Me http://itburns.net/fire/archives/11/episode-2-stop-trying-to-kill-me http://itburns.net/fire/archives/11/episode-2-stop-trying-to-kill-me#comments Sun, 01 Jun 2008 20:37:03 +0000 elyscape@itburns.net (Eli Young) http://itburns.net/fire/?p=11 In today’s lesson, I enumerate the perils of billboards and packaging.

]]> http://itburns.net/fire/archives/11/episode-2-stop-trying-to-kill-me/feed 4:55 In today's lesson, I enumerate the perils of billboards and packaging. In today's lesson, I enumerate the perils of billboards and packaging. podcasts Eli Young no No http://itburns.net/fire/podpress_trac/feed/11/0/Episode_02.mp3 Episode 1: It Begins http://itburns.net/fire/archives/7/episode-1-it-begins http://itburns.net/fire/archives/7/episode-1-it-begins#comments Sat, 31 May 2008 07:25:52 +0000 elyscape@itburns.net (Eli Young) http://itburns.net/fire/?p=7 Well, here it is. The beginning of It Burns.

]]> http://itburns.net/fire/archives/7/episode-1-it-begins/feed 1:50 Well, here it is. The beginning of It Burns. Well, here it is. The beginning of It Burns. podcasts Eli Young yes No http://itburns.net/fire/podpress_trac/feed/7/0/Episode_01.mp3 Eli YoungadultFeel the fire of my hatred.