it happened. true story.

wastinglight-: hoobadoo: canadian troops make coffee still...

Sun, 19 Feb 2012 09:37:34 -0500

wastinglight-:

hoobadoo:

canadian troops make coffee

still funny

#hey starbucks is good coffee #IT’S EXPENSIVE

Photo

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 11:12:57 -0500

pokemongifs:

Sat, 18 Feb 2012 10:59:45 -0500

pokemongifs:

itsnotfiftyitsfive0: dothemonkeydance: descartes-and-thoseca...

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 13:35:18 -0500

itsnotfiftyitsfive0:

dothemonkeydance:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

sensorydeprivationprincess:

turboslime:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

omg that is hilarious

LMAO

tiersuptothemoon: tiersuptothemoon: NOT OUR DIVISION

Fri, 17 Feb 2012 13:27:10 -0500

tiersuptothemoon:

tiersuptothemoon: NOT OUR DIVISION

consultingtimelady: assortedstufffuckyeah: darckcarnival: rrri...

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 22:09:58 -0500

consultingtimelady:

assortedstufffuckyeah:

darckcarnival:

rrrinzler:

lizawithazed:

I hold you in high esteem if you get this joke.

Favourite pun.

Can’t not reblog.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

pahahahahaha I APPROVE :’)

canadian-problems: submitted by loveeandrockketss

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 21:18:50 -0500

canadian-problems:

submitted by loveeandrockketss

konfusionwithak: What time is it? It’s Valentimes!

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:29:19 -0500

konfusionwithak:

What time is it? It’s Valentimes!

"This bitch is fine, fresh, fierce, she knows more about this shit than most of you basic assholes...."

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:12:49 -0500

““This bitch is fine, fresh, fierce, she knows more about this shit than most of you basic assholes. Hire her so you can be so lucky to be graced by her presence daily.””

- My friend’s quick bio of me to apply to work for Toronto FC

cosmographia: eunuchjellythou: cestsecouer: whenbrothersbreak:...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 18:39:00 -0500

cosmographia:

eunuchjellythou:

cestsecouer:

whenbrothersbreak:

#that’s motherfucking paul mccartney #when paul mccartney’s cheering you you’ve fucking made it

if paul mccartney cheered me i think i would off myself and call it a life

who the fuck is that bitch sitting down

if paul mccartney is on his feet

THE WORLD IS ON ITS FEET

I don’t think I’ve heard enough Adele songs to call myself a fan or not. I really have no opinion about her at this precise moment.

BUT DAMN. That is Sir Paul McCartney raising his hand in approval. JESUS DAMN.

kesburr: pkaner: February 15th, 2012, Jonathan Toews sits down...

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 22:09:59 -0500

kesburr:

pkaner:

February 15th, 2012, Jonathan Toews sits down with BHTV to discuss how he celebrated Valentine’s Day.

bless

crayolasaurus: rufflebutts: to bet on it or not to bet on it...

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 21:14:41 -0500

crayolasaurus:

rufflebutts:

to bet on it or not to bet on it that is the question

whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to prance around on a golf course, or to sing to my reflection in a pond

talejustlikeme: why is this so funny to me

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:41:56 -0500

talejustlikeme:

why is this so funny to me

frowny: deantrippe: By Grant Snider. (via) contemplates...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:27:28 -0500

frowny:

deantrippe:

By Grant Snider. (via)

contemplates becoming a surrealist

Ah hahaha, surrealism might explain why my life is crazy.

simonkjaerlighet: Vom Vorton - Cat on the Pitch

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:32:43 -0500

simonkjaerlighet:

Vom Vorton - Cat on the Pitch

I want this effing cat! ): If I lived in Liverpool, I’d...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:32:24 -0500

I want this effing cat! ): If I lived in Liverpool, I’d adopt him!

vaztumblesdownhill: definitelyreal: It’s okay Pluto, you’ll...

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 09:08:42 -0500

vaztumblesdownhill:

definitelyreal:

It’s okay Pluto, you’ll always be a planet to me.

It’s okay I’M NOT A PLANET EITHER.

FUCK YOU ALL, PLUTO IS A PLANET.

PLUTO WILL ALWAYS BE A PLANET.

YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A PLANET.

PLUTO DIDN’T EVEN HAVE A CHANCE TO SHINE!

PLUTO HAS TO BE A PLANET

IT HAS ITS OWN WIKIPEDIA PAGE AFTER ALL

Best. Astronomy test. I’ve ever written.

getoutoftherecat: move cat. you are not snooki and this is not...

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:17:38 -0500

getoutoftherecat:

move cat. you are not snooki and this is not the smush room.

adeline39: The Kop cat.. Not a footy fan.. Full Story

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:09:28 -0500

adeline39:

The Kop cat.. Not a footy fan..

Full Story

THE WANTED IN MONTREAL

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:46:53 -0500

THE WANTED WILL BE IN MONTREAL.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

COME TO ME.

AND BY “COME TO ME” I MEAN PLAY A SHOW IN TORONTO