It's a Great Life...

Are you freakin' kidding me?

2012-01-22T20:13:00.001-05:00

We were all at my parents last Wednesday for baths and birthday cake for my favorite niece ever. FYI, It is not polite to point out she is my only niece but I digress...My Mom tripped as I took the dogs out and face planted on the kitchen floor. We called 911, got my sister over to keep my Dad, my kids Dad over to take them and I headed off to the hospital. Thank the Lord and all the Heavens she didn't break anything! She did however dislocate her "good" shoulder and get about 8 stitches across her fore head. Oh, and 2 black eyes to match her now purple chin. Holy Hell! Can we catch a break? Really, just one would be nice. They reset her and sent her home but having had one shoulder replaced and dislocating another just about sent her over the edge. She was not a happy camper. Thankfully when I went to help her wash her hair we discovered she has remarkably good movement. Monday she will go for a check-up and we've successfully consolidated the appt to cover both of her shoulders and get her stitches out. Nothing like a 3 for one deal, man.

My Dad's MRSA seems to be healing per the doc but I think it still looks pretty awful. And he told me his heart is acting up and he can tell because he's breathless. He's probably right. We also talked about his dementia some today and he did not remember it's part of his disease. He tells me about his hallucinations. Today he saw folks playing tennis and golf in the back yard but "knew they were not real" because he realizes he does not have all that in his backyard. I'm glad he can tell the difference in reality and I am glad they are all positive but I know they frighten him and my heart cries for him. He lamented today that he is trapped in his own body and it will no longer do as he says. He has a very positive attitude overall but does get frustrated. I am always amazed at his patience and grace.

I told them to go ahead and get some help in (OK, maybe I begged them, maybe I didn't) because I am waiting for a call from "Scheduling" to sign up for a hysterectomy. I explained that I will NOT be able to do all I'm doing now as I recoup. Lord I hope they "get it" but one can never tell.

We seem to have quite the black could over us. My nephew is being sent for an MRI because he has a painful lump in his back. And my uncle is recovering from a bleed out behind his thigh muscle caused by his meds. I told my mother not to worry. We're just getting it all out of the way early this year.

And I got to see my sweet, fat, big, little, chunky, rolly-polly, love-bug grandson today! He is such a sweet happy baby. I love him with all my heart and I am glad she is staying with them. Not only does she give some help around the house, he makes everyone smile every day. He is growing by leaps and bounds and is the best snuggler!

She Rocks!

2012-01-17T22:38:00.002-05:00

I have been fortunate enough to work with this fabulous lady...Go see what happened to Ryan at H&M!

Off and Running in 2012

2012-01-16T11:49:00.000-05:00

I am very happy to share with you that Oz finally got adopted! He has a wonderful family complete with his very own 11 yr old, dog buddy, mom and dad and huge fenced in yard. I sent him off with his conch shell yesterday.

You don't know about the conch shell? We collected some while in the Outer Banks (They are really large welks but the kids will hear none of that.) I had the youngest arrange them in the flower bed and after some trial and error Oz claimed one. He'd carry it around, dig a hole to put it in and take it out. He's throw it. He'd paw it. He'd bark at it. And every now and then he'd try to sneak it in the house. It was by fa his favorite toy here. I have no idea why. I thought he should have it though in his new home.

My mother's shoulder continues to mend and my grand baby is awesome. Due to colds and off schedules I haven't seem him but plan to rectify that soon. My dad is fighting with MRSA in his leg yet again. Hopefully we'll have that gone soon.

My Aunt and her family continue to struggle. Their home burned the week of Christmas. Fortunately they have wonderful neighbors and got help from the Rec Cross and their Insurance company but they continue to face troubles. My uncle was hospitalized for a bleed behind his thigh due to heart meds, their cat is missing and their dog ended up in the emergency vet last night due to seizures. I think at this point they are holding onto sanity by a thread so say your prayers, send love and light, whatever you do but please keep them in your thoughts.

Dena is being forced to work in Newport News so much now that she's rented a room in the home of a friend through May and will hopefully be home on weekends. Gotta love the railroad, right? Her pseudo-move is today. And since life is never complete without complication she was diagnosed with Carpal Tunnel in both hands and recommended for swift and immediate surgery. She won't do that of course. Not having short-term disability to cover her pay plus taking on a room in Newport News makes her quite clear on NOT wanting to get it done.

I need to follow up with my doctor too. I am moving down the road of a hysterectomy. I'd be upset if I wasn't so excited about the idea of no pain/bleeding every freakin day. Oops, that may be TMI but seriously, I'm over it. They can have my parts. ;)

The boy is in the drama club and playing basketball. He's decided to take baseball season off but the girl will still play. They continue to excel in school and make me laugh every day. So no matter what may go on in all the corners of my small world I will continue to go with the flow and not take life too seriously. I love my world.

Oh! And look at the Cool pics of our pups courtesy of our partnership with a VCU Student on a project! We were out of available fosters to send that day so my guys got to go for a photo shoot! Piggy's are not very good but only because you can see her trepidation. Good experience for her and I am still proud of how well my little crack baby did. lol

Happy New Year!

2012-01-02T07:52:00.000-05:00

It was a rough stretch getting to vacation but I made it and have now fully recovered from "real life." Just in time to start up again. We had a good Christmas which included 2 weeks of time with family and friends, tomfoolery and generally committing to going with the flow. We spent an entire evening at Bass Pro playing games, decorating cookies and chatting with Santa. (I hope you like the pics.)

Poor Dena was working and simply could not keep up with what we were up to or who we were with on any given day since I have an extraordinary ability to turn on a dime. We were thankful she managed to be home for Christmas, go out with the fam for breakfast on New Year's Eve and even make it home on New Year's before midnight. I spent New Years watching Disney movies with the kids until they passed out in the Living Room. Exactly my kind of party. Yesterday was dedicated to detailed cleaning and dog walking.

My mothers shoulder (replacement) is healing well but we are still needed to help every other day. As I go back to work that makes me sigh. Loudly. I managed to set up some nice new opportunities for myself to return to and am excited as well as concerned about my ability to have a good work-life balance. There was no balance prior to this vacation and I hope I did a good job of setting myself up for success. We shall see.

Foster Puppy Oz is still here. He's had applications but not one person to follow through. It's sad because he is not a "crack-head" he's actually grown into a very nice young dog. He'd fit in beautifully if Piggy would accept him but since she has refused to for 6 months my hopes are not high. Lord, I wish he'd get adopted.

As we move into 2012 I have a list of new items to tackle and goals I want to achieve. I hope you do too and wish you luck and skill in all your endeavors.

And so it begins...

2011-12-14T20:14:00.000-05:00

I haven't seen my son all evening. He is having movie night in his room.

He can tel he'll be a man "soon" because he is watching ESPN by choice.

He has showed me his non-existent armpit hair more than once lately.

He is beginning to stress Family Life classes and wishes they would hurry up and get it over with.

He agreed to stand with, but not sit on the lap of Santa for his little sister's benefit.

He's 11 now and somehow I thought I had a little more time before all this.

Weekend Awesomeness

2011-12-04T19:49:00.000-05:00

Dena making dinner since I had to work late (even thought I was home)
The boy playing football outside with his friends
Dressing up and attending a Christmas Concert at a beautiful church we'd never been to
Spending time with my parents, seeing my eldest & my grandson
Movie Night with popcorn on the couch
The ex dropping off medicine I was out of
Kids helping clean house extensively, including the kitchen cabinets
Everyone working together to put up & decorate our Christmas Tree
Homemade Sunday dinner of baked chicke, butter beans and pasta
Baking Chocolate cake with 2 types of frosting for dessert
The boy losing his last baby tooth

I will go back to work tomorrow but at least it will be with a smile. And vacation is coming soon!

Hola Muchachas!

2011-12-03T11:14:00.000-05:00

It's been ages...

Mom is recovering quite nicely from surgery
Dad is behaving well for everyone but feeling a bit bullied by his granddaughter
My grandson is turning into quite the chatter...He only yells at his toys or his Mommy though
His Mommy had a job interview and Lord, I hope she gets it
Dena has been MIA a bit as she runs trains to the beach under the cover of night
Oz is sadly still here. He had some great photos done and is starting to settle out of true puppy-hood
Teh boy is looking forward to basketball and I need to figure out when that starts
And the little girl is taking a season off

Me? I am absolutely drowning between work and running after everyone but hope to spend more time here over the holidays. Here's some of what has occupied me...That captioned photo was my contest entry. The dog actually found that prize walking our own James River.

Miss Virginia may not be so pretty after all

2011-11-16T13:46:00.000-05:00

You may have heard about the drama surrounding Miss Virginia recently...I'm not sure how far that news spread but do believe it stayed local.

You can read my take on the topic here.

It's almost showtime! Are you ready for your Debut?

2011-11-15T20:18:00.000-05:00

That's what I asked my Mom as we waited in the staging area.

She thoughtfully had a concrete sidewalk installed to eliminate trip hazards for my Dad with late-stage Parkinson's Disease very recently. A railroad tie was left there creating what could be a nice border if filled in with flowers...And as she rushed to the car late last week to go pick up one of her granddaughters she tripped over that wood and came down hard.

Almost miraculously my daughter pulled up after she realized she could not get up and was left yelling and hoping for help in the dark, and took her to the ER. We followed up with orthopedics the next day and a surgeon was called in. We did a scan and some pre-surgery testing and I must say they sugarcoated it all quite nicely. Today we arrived for shoulder replacement at 10am. Now at 8pm I am still sitting in the surgery center.

While they got us back rather quickly the doctor fell behind and her blood pressure was too low for comfort so she didn't get her 11am surgery until around 3pm. They are keeping her for at least a day now and bringing in another doctor because post surgery her blood pressure is again too low. Per the nurse, she is insisting it's fine because it was low when she got here. I know she's OK but not back to fabulous yet.

It seems the next month and a half will be busily spent coordinating my parents care between my sister, my eldest and I while trying to keep up with daily life. That's not a complaint. It is a fact and one I readily accept. I love my parents dearly and know there is nothing they would not do for me. How could I ever give any less in return?

Cheers to a speedy recovery Mom...I think by the end of this day I'll be ready for a drink. ;)

Fall Back?

2011-11-06T15:30:00.000-05:00

I will swear on my grave I hate the falling back of the clocks each year. It signals winter and darkness to me which I simply don't care for. It means cold days and colder nights. Toss in short days and I'm not really a fan.

I'm a Spring kinda girl and could pretty happily skip over Winter entirely I think...But in reality I know that's not really-really true and there are good things about the time change...

Only 46 days until the days get longer
I will never adjust to the time change so I should be on time for work every day now
"Falling Back" typically coincides with the end of football season for the kiddos
The end of football means more free unstructured time - which I LOVE
I will go to bed earlier because the chill will chase me to my soft warm bed
I will use the crockpot more because it's easy, smalls good and I will be indoors more
The holidays are upon us which signal vacation time to me

What else? I don't know, cause really-really, I don't like the short days.

One of the best ways to work

2011-10-21T19:53:00.001-04:00

Dena has been out of town all week in Newport News. I've had a shit-ton of work to get through this week! Pile up work-work, kids to keep up with and animals to care for and I really did not have much room to breathe.

The bright spot was clearing my calendar with the exception of one meeting and setting up work at the kitchen table Thursday. I had fresh coffee and quiet. It was wonderful. I worked for about 9 hours periodically gazing out the big picture window and relishing the pure, simple, lack of interruptions. I got more done in one day than I can in 2-3 in the office. Never ceases to amaze me.

When I was done I tried to teach Oz to play fetch (he did actually bring the stick back once) and danced to the radio while I made a Shepherd's Pie. I ate while playing on my computer and watched what I wanted on tv without any remarks or comments. I picked up the wee one from cheering and turned in early with my snuggle-pig.

It was an excellent day.

Body or Mind?

2011-10-15T20:55:00.000-04:00

C got rid of the baby. My Mom is having an affair and was going to run off with another man so she gave all 3 Bostons away. She moved the house too. My 7 yr old was seen smoking cigarettes with my sister. There were strangers in the house too.

If you've been reading for any time you know my Dad has Parkinson's Disease. He has Lewy's Body Dementia which comes along with it but is "with it" most of the time. As his body declines the time came to adjust his meds. Primary question? Do you change them to help him be more active to the detriment of brain power? Or adjust them to improve the dementia knowing he won't be able to do what he tells his body to do. Seems they opted for the body and he's had a challenging few days. They'll give it a week to see if all improves and if not, try, try again.

In that position I don't know what I would choose. How about you?

What's that thing you hate?

2011-09-26T13:09:00.000-04:00

And by hate I mean abhor. The thing around the house you nevah-evah-ebah want to do. You'd rather be dipped in honey and stuck in the front yard butt-ass naked rather than complete.

For me it's putting away my clothes. Seriously. I will scrub toilets, re-org kids rooms while through every toy/game piece-by piece, crawl under the house, weed the flower beds for 3 days straight but I will never happily put away my clothes. Ever.

This is a problem as you try to teach your children to be neat. And when you undertake fall cleaning and that's the only thing left to do.

In my fantasy land my one true love will put away my clothes for me. And by put away I mean hang my shit up. I can handle the dresser. If I had limited but awesome free fundage I'd skip the cook and maid and only have a washer woman.

I don't have a washer woman, no one wants to hang up my clothes and they wont even take pay for it at my house. Damn. I'm screwed.

VA Pride takes place this weekend

2011-09-23T11:07:00.000-04:00

My kids have been to Pride. Have yours?

The funny thing is we 1st went by accident because we were donating to Diversity Thrift and Pride just happened to be going on...of course the kids wanted to go to the free festival and had a great time. :)

Here are my Ten Reasons you should take YOUR kids

10 Days

2011-09-22T08:42:00.002-04:00

And snuggly as ever!

My Fall Five

2011-09-21T21:12:00.001-04:00

I love Ryan over at The Woven Moments and felt only slightly guilty reading her Fall Five. She has a fabulous sense of humor, clearly enjoys blogging and has potential coming out of her ears. Plus I know her in real life which is always a bonus.

She loves Fall. I do not and as I spin, twirl and skip through daily life I have not thought about my short term goals in some time ~~I admit as I hang my head~~.That's not how I roll so it must be time to do some work.

Over the next few months I vow to

Practice Presence...I plan to focus on one thing at a time, fully feel and experience what I am doing, and quiet the busy voices in my head
Practice Saying No Not Right Now...We have 3-5 football games a week right now between the 2 children so regardless of my skipping practice I'm one busy bitch. Oz is still here, school and work are busy and I want to focus more on my immediate family and new grand child.
Experience Joy in Nature before it gets cold. I deeply miss the warm summer days spent in and out of the pool but I will soak up the sun, enjoy the deck, get out and hike again with the dogs and have some fire under the stars.
Perform a Financial Checkup. I've been slightly sloppy lately and I feel the results. I want to get back on track and only pay cash for Birthdays and Holidays
Find time for and Cherish the Quiet Moments for the sake of sanity an being able to more fully love and support my family while encouraging them to grow and live life to the fullest

What do you plan to accomplish?

And Our Baby?

2011-09-18T15:25:00.000-04:00

He came home Friday! He beat his goals and is now eating like a pro. His Mommy is great and they are coming to visit me today!

SMILE

Fall. Brought to you by the letter F...

2011-09-18T09:24:00.000-04:00

as in Fuckety-Fuck-Fuck-Fuck...I used the pool the week of Hurricane Irene to stay cool. Then I went on vacation. Then I had a grandchild. And it got cold. Too cold to clean the pool properly anyways. So with the lows in the 50's last night my pool is still open. Anyone want to come fore a swim?

I did manage to prep the deck for fall though and thoroughly clean the grill. I can close up the pool in a couple of days as the chemicals take. Those leaves may have to wait to spring but we shall see.

See how I haven't mentioned the baby yet? He stays on my mind and managed to turn things all around and come home Friday! He is doing great and his Mommy is too.

Vacation was cool. The slide was awesome for everyone until it broke 3 days in (BOO!!!) The room was cool but the beds were made of concrete and the ocean was great except for riptides and small craft advisories. We had a great time but will likely not go back to A Place At The Beach. In addition to pool and beach time we hit the aquarium, the maritime museum, went out to eat twice, visited the Fort Macon National Park, cooked out lots, took a boat taxi to a deserted island and rode in an airplane. Good stuff...See?

That Crazy Thing Called Love

2011-09-15T22:05:00.000-04:00

Malakhi is 4 days old and was to come home on Tuesday. Now we hope for Sunday.

Little Man still hasn't got the hang of the whole dinner thing. He won't nurse and is struggling with the bottle. He did pass his hearing test though. His goal is to get 30ml of formula down in 30 minutes (that's like 6 teaspoons) and it seems a lofty goal for him. He got an NG (feeding) tube to make sure he's getting enough nutrition while we wait for the magic lightbulb to come on. Now he'll see a specialist and we will possibly move onto more testing from there to try and figure it all out.

Send us love and light and keep him in your prayers. No matter what you believe.

We want our Little Man to go home.

His Mommy is still at the hospital 24 hours a day and his Daddy is there as much as he can be (I'm glad he is rising to the challenge even if a bit late and hope he will continue to do so.)

I've taken vacation to spend my time there. Sadly I feel the need to get back to work but so don't want to leave them up there. I am torn.

I love him so much...

If only I was retired.

Or a housewife.

But I'm not.

We'll see what they have to say and I'll go from there.

Proof that Life Goes On...

2011-09-12T22:03:00.000-04:00

Vacation was great but we can get to that later...The day we were to check out I got the call that my eldest was at the hospital preparing to give birth. We threw our shit in the car and blazed home at about 90 miles per hour. I got there with about an hour to spare.

She handled it like a trooper and only had to push through 5 contractions. No hems, no tearing. Just a perfect baby boy. His cord was wrapped around his neck and was cut before he could be delivered.

Malakhi Alexander was born after a Full Moon on Sunday, 9/11 at 1:36pm.

He was 19.5 inches long and weighed in at 6.1lbs.

Now we wait. He did not manage to pass his hearing test today due to fluid in his right ear and is not eating well. He gets 2 more tries before we insert a feeding tube. His new Mommy is frustrated, worried and praying as am I. I'm sure he'll be fine but you always want them to get the hang of things right away.

I was there when he came into the word and I photographed his 1st bath for my daughter since she could not yet walk. She is doing well and by morning I plan to be able to say the same for him.

Now I am a Grandmother.

6 days...

2011-09-01T14:02:00.003-04:00

What do you do during a Hurricane? One leaving you without electricity? What about the aftermath? The power company called me at work to say we're back on but here are some sweet and some ~~evil~~ funny moments to make you smile...

During:

Plot your ice snatching escapade while waiting for Hurricane to end in an attempt to save your food
Wonder why the water drained from your tub while you fill it again using a different plug
Take pictures of trees falling outside your window
Report your power outage hoping to be in the front of that "line"
Delare your bathtub plugs shitty as you find the tub empty again
Take pictures of the kids as you laugh at them with their umbrellas because they got to take the dogs out
Grumble when you "win the lotto" and have to take the dogs out.
Let water out of the pool each time the dogs have to go out so you don't witness a scene from "Grownups"
Chill on the couch and talk
Play Board Games
Eat the peanut butter cookies Mommy made
Give in and go to bed shortly after dark as you listen to the winds and rain howl

Day 1:

Get up at 5am to go snatch aforementioned ice
Pack freezer with ice
Drink day old cold coffee
Begin yard clean up and debate the value of a generator
Wake up children to help with pool clean up
Put them on stick duty due to shrieking, whining and all around drama
Cook thawed sausage and scrample eggs on grill for breakfast
Explain why you can't really make muffins well on a grill
Shovel debris from pool for about 3 hours
Call Power company and hear power should be on b/t 5 & 11pm
Go take a nap with the youngest while another adult takes a turn
Continue cleaning pool
Wonder if you have to work the next day
Give in and charge Blackberry in car
Cook dinner on grill
Declare "pool clean" good enough for work on Monday
Roast marshmallows over storm debris
Sleep on loveseat

Day 2:

Take several detours on way to work due to downed trees
Return to work and refrain from punching folks who say "What? I never lost anything"
Call Power company and hear power should be on b/t 5 & 11pm
Score generator on loan from an AWESOME friend who now has power
Try to confirm vacation is still on in OBX
Call Internet company who says there is an outage in the area - No shit!
Toss cold water and melty ice
Realize dinner is all frozen so re-heat leftovers on grill
Console crying son who is afraid the dog will die because he won't act normal
Sleep on couch

Day 3:

Shower at work
Call Power company and hear power should be on b/t 5 & 11pm
Call Internet company in the hopes of working from home this week to hear there is "an outage in the area"
Buy Coffee
Try to confirm vacation
Feel thankful the children are with their Dad for the night
Take Puppy to Vet appointmet
Buy more gas for grill
Get call from Power Company to confirm service has been restored...It wasn't
Hold Meet & Greet for foster puppy
Collapse into the couch (it's still hot upstairs) at 11pm after using generator to watch tv

Day 4:

Continue to be trapped in traffic due to lack of traffic lights
Confirm Vacation can proceed!
Attend meetings all day
Call Power company and hear power should be on Saturday night b/t 5 & 11pm
Call Internet company who says there is an outage in the area - No shit!
Leave work to pick up children...Find them on the 3rd try at the pool with their Grandma
Learn child is beginning to dilate and threaten her life if she has that baby next week
Arrange sister as back-up house sitter in case grandchild comes
Drop children with the father who has power
Go to bank since they just got power

Day 5:

Awaken due to aftershocks (we had an earthquake last week too)
Arrive to shower at work and discover we are down to one working shower...celebrate being next in line
Make call to re-schedule son's appt missed in the shuffle
Locate bus routes online and try to look up teachers
Call Power company and hear power should be on b/t 5 & 11pm Saturday
Wonder who will dog-sit if I don't have power
Print confirmation and directions for vacation due to no home internet
Call Internet company who says there is an outage in the area - No shit!
Get call from Power Company to confirm service has been restored...OMFG, Dena confirmed this is true
Make plans to return generator...

Now if I can just get the back-to-school & vacation shopping done, get him to his appointment, football practice a jamboree, back-to-school-time, the DMV, the bank and N.O.T. have a grandbaby this week I can go on vacation.

If you Could...

2011-08-27T12:08:00.000-04:00

1) live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

I would live within one mile of a beach. I’d pick Anna Maria Island, The Keys, Sarasota, Pompano, Stuart or Fort Walton Florida…If compromise was needed I’d settle for somewhere between the Outer Banks of NC and NY but sand and ocean would be non-negotiable.

2) change anything about your body, what would it be?

It would be my weight. It’s always embarrassing to admit but I tend to hide behind my fat and get insecure when I get thin. I know how to lose weight and want to lose weight but the emotional issues seem to make it harder.

3) go to your perfect job, what would it be?

I would actually own several small business that should tie in nicely all together…I’m thinking small city with my own Nursery (offering landscape design and installation) with a real estate business on the side willing to help with staging and possibly home repairs.

4) change anything about your partner, what would it be?

I might get thumped for this one but I like most everything about her. Honestly? I’d make her better able to happily roll with the tides. Example? Her job requires travel and being on call with never any more than 2 hours notice. It’s stressful for her and she watches the boards they call folks from like a hawk you’ve never seen. One more? We are going on vacation in one week. I don’t have a budget or a single plan in place except where we will stay. That to me is adventure and totally the way to go…she may try to slit her wrist with a spoon before the week is over ;)

5) have dinner with a celebrity, who would you choose?

I am so never impressed by celebrity so this question is no good…

6) be invisible for a week, what would you do?

I’d be a creepy, stalker girl…I’d sit in on everything and everyone that has ever sparked my curiosity so I could see if it’s all the real deal.

7) tell someone the absolute truth what would you say?

I hated when my feelings were so hurt as a child and while I may have forgiven I can’t quite seem to forget.

8) have a talent that you don't have now, what would it be?

hmmm…I’m glad I like who I am enough to really stuggle with this one. I wish I was better at carving out time to be creative. I like painting and creating art but don’t think I’m very good.

9) see someone who has died just for an hour, just to talk, who would you want to see?

I would really like to spend that time with my Grandmother. I miss her and still think of her daily. I keep reminders of her in my home and try to live up to the standards she taught me.

10) be the opposite sex, who would you want to look like?

AntonioBanderas?

11) pick the time of your death, when would you want it to be?

I’ll pick that time where I still have good quality of life but am teetering on the edge and go quietly in my sleep from a massive stroke .

13) pick an actress to play you in the movie of your life, who is closest to what you really look like and could play your personality well?

I am so not the movie know-it-all but I guess I’ll go with Ally Sheedy.

14) change your name to any other, what would it be?

Something more exotic…Kinda sexy...I really like Zoe until I met so many dogs with that name. so Perhaps I’ll stick with my middle name on this one: Veronica

Ok, your turn. Pick a question or two or three. Tell.

Damn...Forgot that one...

2011-08-27T10:58:00.000-04:00

When planning for Irene I forgot one critical supply...duct tape for the children.

Someone please make them stop. ;)

P.S. you really don't want to google this in the post Casey Anthony days. :(

Fires, Earthquakes & Hurricaines. Oh my!

2011-08-26T13:56:00.002-04:00

So the Dismal Swamp has been on fire ~~fo-evah now~~ since August 4th and a-large-collective-we are hoping the hurricane will put the fire out. There's been no trouble here except for the occasional smoke smell and hazy days.

You know we had an earthquake on the 23rd too right? People up and down the east coast felt it but I work less than 30 miles from the epicenter so we felt it for realz...I was coming out of a meeting and we stood around looking at each other watching the lights sway. I thought it was fuckin awesome. Apparently lots of folks didn't. We evacuated and hung out socializing in the parking lot until they decided the building was safe and sent us all home. Someone must have realized earthquakes come with aftershocks so the closed and sent us home shortly thereafter. There were mad jokes about taking turns using our cell phones (as in "no it's my turn...quick jump in") and locusts coming and 1st born sons. I had fun.

As we learn of actual damage it's not quite as funny maybe. I mean really? Who would get earthquake insurance here? That means there is a lot of work to be done with no insurance company to foot the bill and the Louisa High School is closed with kids worrying about how they will adapt. They'll be fine (we all will) and I for one am still glad I got to experience it. That's a pic of damage to their City Hall.

And now we brace for Irene.~~..That cunt has been to way more beaches than I this year fo' damn sure.~~ I remember Gaston and Isabelle all too well so what did/am I do to prepare?

picked up all loose stuff in the yard
did NOT go grocery shopping for refrigerator stuff
Filled the car with gas (cause you can't buy any when the power is out)
will charge my phone and laptop
gather my candles and put batteries in the radio if needed
added more chlorine to the pool
turn on a lamp (so if we lose power we will notice when it comes back on
and unplug most other electronics so they can't get fried
fill the tub (cause boiling water for drinking on a grill sucks)
ensured I have propane in the grill

Is it end times? I don't think so. If it is can we please wait until after I go to the beach on vacation?

Bring on the Rapture jokes people...we are primed for them in VA I do believe.

Days and counting...

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In just days I will be heading to put my ass in the sand.

For.A.Week.

God Bless the Ocean!

In the meantime I'm seeing lots of grasshoppers as fall approaches.

That baby better NOT come early. Why? "Cause I said so...I have vacation to attend to.

I have also come to the realization that I am not a fan of little league football...Seems I've been whining to anyone who will listen that I miss my children. When I take them to the beach they will be stuck with me for days and I won't have to share. So NYAH!

Football requires 6 day a week practices and since I don't count watching practice as quality time with my boy (for me anyway) he generally goes with his dad (since dad IS the coach and all it makes sense, no?) The girl devotes 2 days a week to cheering on the days she is with her dad anyway so I'm getting time in with her...but I still miss my boy, dammit. When he is home he is busy...sigh...with other 10 yr old boys and not his mommy.

But on a lighter (or not) Note the eldest has moved to the grandparents. She has more room, we have more room and hopefully (just maybe) she will get a small taste of what it COULD be like to have her own place. She still needs a job and is struggling there. I've helped her get all her nursery furniture together and now she thinks she may be ready for nesting.

I cried like a baby the day I moved her. Dena pointed out she would only 15 minutes away and still with family. I cried more. She asked if I wanted her to stay. I said no, she has to grow up...And now we chat daily, I see her several times a week and my house is cleaner than it has been in years. Who knew?

And Oz is still here. He is MUCH better, still worships Sprout and has Zero apps. Two inquiries but no apps. He is enjoying the one day a week I take him to football for walks and I plan for him to go to every game and be pimped out on the visiting side each week...Hopefully he will have a home soon. Like before my grandbaby gets here in 5 weeks. SMILE