the MeSwamy blog

7 years, 4 months, 8 days later in the middle of the pandemic

2021-05-14T03:53:00.003-07:00

My resume claims I blog, um so opened my blog and oh I didn't post since 2014. Definitely something I can pick up while Im locked down. I wonder why I stopped blogging and after a deep retrospective, it hit me "Aha" back then facebook was not a place where you shit post your thoughts, so "You needed a blog."

Soooooo hows life been ever since? I got married, did a butt load of traveling, started reading philosophy, Oh Oh and started a travel music video page, will definitely spam about all that soon. Right now lets focus on the pandemic. I hope we survive this, I hope we rise strong. But once we do that how do we NOT lose our minds????? Heres some thoughts I collected

Be the good samaritan - It has been more than a year, the pandemic has locked us down along with that it has locked a significant amount of the economy. Many have lost jobs, many are taking home less, many are having to spend more to eat the same amount of bread and many are having to just wait for resources and have nothing available. If you are someone who is still economically sound, help out. You don't need to go out of your way and hand out money. You can do things like continuing to pay your maid/cook/gardener/help even if they cant come, or even small help like not bargaining with vegetable vendor, helping small shops survive, donating small amounts when ever possible to aids for suffering family. If you ever wanted to do good this is the time, this is where you feed your inner con

Stop spreading darkness - We are so quick in sharing news of death and suffering without validating. The national/international media is shamelessly doing that for TRP, but you are a modal conscious entity why are you doing that? What are you going to get out of terrorising someone. If you have a news that helps do share, if you have a news thats only going to cause confusion or chaos just drop it. We already have a lot of pain, pressure, depression, anxiety and suffering. We do not want any more.

Explore your self - We have always wondered what would we do if we had more time, if we could have flexible hours, if we spent more time with family, if we could live without worrying about traffic, if we had time for workout...Well all those "if"s are now answered and most of us(including me) are doing nothing about it. We could be making the best of it but we are making excuses and cursing those who are using the time properly. Lets stop doing that. Let me promise to myself a few things that i would do

1) Read something daily(physical book)

2) Meditate daily

3) Workout daily (If not to rip my body, at least to stay fit)

4) Start a hobby (or just engage in something new)

5) Spend quality time with family

6) Eat healthy ( more like less unhealthy, try*)

BackPack Trip #1 : Thiruvanamalai, Senji, Pondy & Hogenekal

2014-01-05T10:35:00.001-08:00

Prelude

The plan was a group of four in my car and follow this trail(as in map) to the falls. Start on a Sat morning 3'ish drive to Alamparai fort before the sunrise, then hold there till its 7'ish. Then to Senji for a climb, up the hills then go to the Thiruvanamalai, at last Dharmapuri and crash for the night. Then the next day Hogenakal whole day and back home.First we picked 16-17th Weekend, but we found it was Karthikai Maha Deebam on 17th so we postponed it to 23rd-34th weekend. It was all set until Friday when half the crew abandoned. First guy dropped off claiming his boss wold allow a leave, the other got cought driving drunk so had to appear in court the next day, and one more just got sick in a matter of 3 minutes. Now to find a replacement Replace meant 2 guys ready with some cash, bag packed to stay away for 2 days in 6 hrs notice. We still called people. But then we had to CANCEL the plan !

The Leg Shake

So it was just me and Subburam. So I rang him up "Dude I have a crazy idea, just pack your bags quick, come to my house, we'll leave like we planned". After multiple calls and convincing he came and the trip was on. "We use Public Transport". Now we both sitting in front of my computer screen staring at the map of Tamilnadu totally confused, it was like we were planning to run away. There was a deep hesitation deep in my heart about leaving "Legs shaking" I said, But then boom, I locked the door and the key was with grandmother who was way asleep so at midnight the last bridge was burnt and Subbu was already on the bike. My legs still shaking as I walk out, A First timer experience, and my voice pitch out of excitement was high as fuck and I was literately looking around for any my self hopelessly clueless.

So when we started moving to the CMBT Bustand It felt like everybody was staring at us as we drove The people,The stray Dogs, The Closed shops even The Moon. Parked the bike in the new basement parking in CMBT, walked to the rightmost end of the bus stand, there it was standing a bus to Thiruvanamalai it was around 1am. So this is where we dicided we cut off the internet from our phones ie. no social media, no messaging no giving fks about anything. Just explore the local area.

Awakening

So we just got out of house, boarded a bus and we have no clue what we were doing for the next 48 hrs. Madness. I was blabbering like a drunk man. Sleepy but the head wont let you. The Head is excited. "Then once you settle down on the thought that the journey has begun, the travel consumes you: I dozed off. Suddenly a thudding sound I woke up.Around 3am it was Thindivanam People shouting loud sounds but it passed and I was back to sleep but only that I noticed that it was getting fking cold due to dew and the bus was riding bloody fast and the windows wont fkin close. It was chill, my bare folded legs in the bus freeze and the bus took a shrap turn and a final halt which woke me up.

"Thiruvanmalai" shouted the bus guy.This was An Awakening from the sleep, from the fact that randoms trips can be fun, from the fact that travel is what I love more than resting and most of all the fact that Thiruvanamalai is Mystic. Magic. It was like I went there because someone called me there.We rented one of those bathrooms in front of the temple 15 bucks per head, decent room, med-chill water for a quick shower, actually the shower dint work, so perhaps a quick bucket.. Left our bags in some locker shop. Went is took the Special line for 20 Rs per head. The whole darsanam got over in an hour. Generally takes two at least. Then since it was still dark, we could see the Thiruvana Malai Jothi which was still burning up the hill. On the way out they were selling Puliodarai and Sakara pongal in temple. Perfect Breakfast. Then without no further delay. We board a bus back to Senji.

To the Top

Senji Fort comes like a kilometer before the Senji town(from Thiruvanamalai), we dint know that. But to our luck someone was getting down near the fort, they stopped the bus we saw the fort and grabbed our bags and jumped down. Here we changed out jean and got into shorts and a comfy shirts. Then we took the tickets to the small hill (for we knew to climb the big one was not really our cup of coffee at least not in this trip) So we start climbing to realize it was no joke to do so, but even after lets say a 50 steps we found a neat place to view and it was a scenic beauty.

There we met a Norway guy Called Arne, He was climbing faster than us. He was old, very old. So we now had to keep up. So when we get tired we picked a nice spot and starte taking pics to make it look like we were not tired but then you know taking pics. After exploring around the top fort temple etc etc there is this point where you can clim onto its roof. So we reached a mid point over the roof from where the view was even more beautiful. Then we got to the top of the fort from where I took off my shorts n shirt, got foot-lose sitting on the the roof of the fort temple. Arne also got up to see if it was worth being there.
Thats where he opened up saying we are to damn lazy for our age,
and we exclaimed a yes and surrendered to his will power at that age, that when we are 60 + we want to be like him. Wandering ! Then a bunch of wild kids came running in, a school trip perhaps. They kept bugging Arne to take pics in his cam. Then a bunch of Russians came in (we could tell that cus way back we saw a Russian Embassy car). The crowd was enough to break the peace. So we left. We had so much POTENTIAL climbing down was easy :P

Beach Blues

After we climbed down re hydrated our self. Re hydrated again. Then took a quick bus to Senji town, from what we saw, Senji town was just a crossroads of two highway thats all. We were the two strange guys dressed up in shorts with backpack, clicking stuff with cams. People staring at like we were some Travel guy from Nat Geo and might take a camera out any sec and put them on TV.Bliss. So we reshed to take a bus to Pondyyyy. From Pondy bus stand we planned to drop off our bags in Station before we roam. The Station. "Oh the station" said the auto guy and said "That would charge extra" so we went to the station to throw our bags in the Cloak Room. "These bags are not locked" said the Cloak room in-charge so we had to get small locks so while roaming around station we saw the mens waiting room, I went in to take a leak, There was a big bathroom inside all clear and a nice shower. We were paying the auto guy extra anyways. So let him wait. We took a shower. freshened up before lunch. Then we rented a gear less bike. drove to Le Club(Really excursive nice ass place) grabbed a quick eat n a drink. Then off to explore the beach. We had a plan to goto Auroville and Paradise beach. But then first we went to Auro Beach, walked in a bit to find a decent place to sit and stare at the beach. The clouds were divine dancing with each other and the waves then compliment. It was sobeautiful we stayed theretill it got dark and had only 2 hours for our Train trip to Dharmapuri. Then a quick dinner and an ice cream and slept in train. The train takes a long path to reach our destination but on the brighter side we sleep in the train and no wasting time or money in lodging ;)

To the Falls

It was too dark, too early and too cold when we got down.The falls was an hours journey from the Station. So we took a power nap in the platform. Then took an auto to the bus stand from where we took off to Hoganekkal, the real reason why this idea of trip even came into cognition. Smokey Rocks. As soon as youget down like any other tourist place you are flooded by people offering you hotel rooms, Massage, Boat ride. Even early mornings. So we settled down on one man who would take us on a boat ride then massage then go into the falls. So we go near the boating place that the big game. The massage guy and the boat guys are different The boat guys are one govt. approved Labor association. Commies. Bloody Commies. So they decide rates on spot and give off. They said for us one boat to carry you and massage guy wait there till the Massage and bath os over and coming back would be 1500 INR irrespective of how many of us, 2 3 4 5 6 same rate. We dint wanna argue or debate we were too high on happyness so we took off. The first mail Falls was massive huge, remarkable sight. Then further he would take you closer to the fall to have a better view of the the huge falls.He would then do down stream river between two hills and plenty number of small falls falling from the hills, so you pick one spot and have you own private falls for starters ;), Then he takes you to a place the main rocky hill from where a dis-tributary flows, we picked a nice rock near which was another rough yet shallow water fall. KKR Herbal Oil. The massage was bloody relaxing it was like my whole nervous system restarted. Then we soaked in that oil for some time and dived in. Then washed off. There were many places where they sell fresh fish fry. So for fish lovers its a Yes. Do try it, I guess it must be Sweet water fish mostly. Then the a small walk you reach another masive view of falls that falls under the Karnata State side. This time I was so footloose I was too lazy to put on a shirt to pose for a pic ;) The the boat brought us back. And I tipped the boat guy, because even before gettin on boat the guy had asked for it. Asked.

Calm. Mind. Composed. Body. In the Hoganekal bus stand itself there was a public toilet/Bath we took a shower there. I was surpriced by its neatness and the number of neat clean mirros they had. It was too good for a Tamil Nadu Govt. Run public toilet. We even took pics there.

The Return

It was 2pm when we left Hogenekkal, we planned to lunch in Dharmapuri as we were tired and wanted to catch some sleep in the bus before lunch. On reaching we found out a nice restaurant dined our first nutritious meal of the trip. The direct bus to chennai would have taken us 3 more hoursso we took the next very bus to Krishnigiri. The paniarams in Krishna giri are bloody awesome. From there to Velore. While drinking some milk in Velore. Luck scratched our back with a point to point AC bus to Chennai. 48 hours. Bliss.

9 Busses, 3 Auto Rickshaw, 2 Bikes, 1 Train and a heck of a Boat ride

Loosing Demons

2013-12-22T10:08:00.002-08:00

I been loosing demons,
Between the paths of man and lord,
Between despise and love,
Between the time and space.

Are they running away from me,
Or is it me who's staying behind,
Are they being stolen from me,
Or Am I eroded eternally.

I shall stand, for my hold,
I will hold, on my thought,
Hunt is on and demons be, will caught,
For he who lost his demons, lost his all.

Goa Road Trip: One Ford Ikon and Four Days

2013-09-13T11:04:00.000-07:00

Well there was no doubt as to what is the best way I could spend a long weekend of 4 days in India. Goa. Having set the budget right, a car ready serviced, 15hrs drive across B'lore to Goa from Chennai was the only thing I thought of at least for the week before the trip.

"It was not about the destination, neither was it about the journey, I was more like can I make it or not, I needed no better reason as there was only one way to find it out."

The night before the trip I had rushed out of my house because I had realized that I dint have any stickers on my car, important indeed, hence stuck a "Why so serious?" with splash of joker on it. Well the next day bags packed, set to office waiting for 7 to come. 7 is when we leave. 9 was when we left. Nightlong drive pretty much lame. With the dawn the drive became what we were looking for, wind, mountains, green things that you dont see in cities and yeah empty roads, 6 lanes. Lunch was when we breath the air of Goa. South Goa Palolem was the first stop apart form the tolls and some really funny cops on border who charge 50 bucks per vehicle no matter what. So we reach Calangaut and get a shady shack well some place I stayed when i went 4 yrs back. Night was just free random roaming Titos lane and lotta sleep. Day started early with beach walks not the some one gave fks about but beach was right out of the shack and a two wheeler waiting for us to ride.

"It was all going good because we followed the plan, but the best part was we had no plan"

Breakfast was mere customary in nature, the morning was already written for Agoda fort, so we took more photos than views we grasped and scenes we sighed.Then excitement toiled us and lured us that Saturday noon to driving all the way to Arambol Beach. A ride worth remembering before you sleep any given day, that beautiful. So we saw a localite with two school girls uniformed in back of his bike, must be returning from school. Later we saw a Causasian women driving by with her son in front in a bike, probably on vacation. So we took no turns, no deviations kept moving it was at least 5 minutes later when the guy with me in the bike pointing out to the bike in front said "Whats with the bikes in goa with one guy and 2 uniformed girls in back", me staring at him as he passed by wondering if he was the same guy I saw some

time back. I had that shit confirmed when I saw the Causasian mother crossing us again. Thats when I got the bike stopped and jumped out like WTF just happened. Since we all were sober what happened was paranormal or may be there was a change in the matrix. There was only one way I could keep my calm now, stop looking at the people or passerby. Arambol was a beauty, so was the sweet water lake near by and so was the view from the small hillock far away people watch but never climb. But the climb was trippy. And the climb was trippy. But the view, I tell you is worth remembering every time you wake up. The rest of the evening was not worth being mentioned it was pretty much accounting and checking where we stood. Then the Night was on Curlies.

"Curlies is the best place for parties on a Monsoon Goa. I'd call it best for it was the only one reserving the definition of a party for a Goa's Saturday night"

The next was a calm Sunday, so we had to goto Chapra fort. This time even more photos clicked. So we planned to walk by the hill past the fort which flows down into the sea. A great place to retreat but not in a hot sun when you haven't even drunk a drop of water since morning but had 2 coffees. Click! Well now that we had seen the Vagator bech from a very beautiful view point. We knew thats where we would jump into before lunch. Yea that happened. But lunch? Well there was a vadapaw shop which also sold pakodas and tea. The water they had was cold. Well why wait till be drive to the city for lunch.

"When you back to the room you could do something important like, leave again"

The night was more of, in the room packing stuff, for we had to leave the next day early morning. Morning 6 we push filling the car with the cheap Goa petrol. Breakfast as soon as we drove past goa borders. Well often when trips like this end its hysterically heart breaking but then we were more worried about reaching to some legendary restaurant near Ambur called "Star Briyani" before it closed. Then eventually got back home. Home was not where I head to, but home is where we all come back. The most important thing one should note, one who was part of the trip specially, myself doubtlessly that,

"There are times when you dont know what you want to do, There are times when you dont want to know what you want to do and There are times when you have nothing to do. Its important to know the difference of the three situations but to act in all the same way. Drive though time."

Look what I found an old poem of mine "Engineering Paradise"

2013-08-25T08:07:00.003-07:00

YEAR 1:

Been through the skies

his dreams in his eyes

they scream for heights

but he would compromise

once and for all

and then twice and then thrice

and they call

this the engineer's paradise.

YEAR 2:

What he's seen on the lines

on the books of a size

he could barely rejoice

all the dust and the noise

for a thousand falls

and a hopeless rise

and they call

this the engineer's paradise.

YEAR 3:

Slowly he likes

through the time that he rides

cus this time he is used to the waves and the tides

but despite

he is still with an upright wall

and they call

this the engineer's paradise.

YEAR 4:

At last he decides

what he thinks provides

him the chance to glide

to his dreams full of skies

but this hall

of fame is a REALITY BITE

and they call

this the engineer's paradise.

Will half of Andhra Mess rename to "Telengana Mess" ??

2013-07-30T11:18:00.001-07:00

Intro and Built Up

1000 suicides(theoretically yes, but mostly murdered), 100s of school/collage days ruined, lots of people fasting, lots beaten by cops and paramilitary. Dint pull much of India attention who were rejoicing Sunny wearing dress and Ponaam getting rid of it, but yes they did pulled some right strings in the center and now here we have the binary fission of Andhra Pradesh into two daughter states Telengana and Andhra Pradesh(Jr). Not we are still left with the big doubt.

The Big Doubt
Will half of Andhra Mess rename to "Telengana Mess" ?? Well this definitely is not a literal question. The point here being:

Will this bring about difference in culture?
Will this create a distance between the Telugu Speakers?
Will there be a fight for resources and power ?
Will the people try to un-belong the current oneness to a new state of self representation?

In simpler words is this partition going to be good or is it going to suck out ?

The Binary Fission of States
This is not the first splitting of state and thank to the UPA and her puppets this will trigger a chain reaction and every state will want to split, who knows even Union territories might want to split.

Well the purpose stated on papers was that funds are not allocated to Telengana region. What does that even mean, Do they have weak leaders or do they dont have enough resources govt wanted to encap OR IS IT THAT SOME ONE THOUGHT THAT AP NEVER HAD A CM FROM THEIR VILLAGE/TOWN SO THEY WANTED A NEW STATE AND HAVE THEIR OWN CMs.

Splitting up of state would be acceptable is it were due to resource allocation or lack of Administration due to excess of size or what ever, but bullshit is bullshit and this is India.

Purpose solved ?
We have seen states splitting up with agenda and purpose before but were the purpose solved, oh wait were their even any real purpose ? Well does this split really have a purpose ?To this UPA would be like "YES Purpose solved, Phase one complete". But then the question remains unanswered.

Now that we have Two States, I just hope that it doesnt suck bad like the book.

Summing up life Until now

2013-06-16T03:36:00.001-07:00

I have been through many phases in my life
in different cities and to best explain them
I could sum them up in to three points to
the best of my memory of things I did or that
I liked or things that influenced me,

They go like this:

First School and Before that (Mumbai):
- Roaming and wondering aimlessly
- Lotta Bombay/Mumbai swear/cus words
- Bollywood music

Middle School Life Pt. 1 (Kolkatta):
- Food, Sweets, Food, Sweets and more Food.
- Arts ( Painting, Music, Creative Writing)
- Ultadanga colony( Durga puja, Friends group, community meets)

Middle School Life Pt. 2 (Patna):
- Understanding the real meaning of diversity
- Learned the importance of breaking rules
- Importance of Indian history, Archaeology the real PATLIPUTHRA

High School(Chennai):
- Hate towards formal education, look for something beyond it, the importance of being well read and well in formed
- The real love for Programming begins, "The GEEK Code begins"
- Learned the truths behind society and stopped giving fucks forever

Graduation(Chennai):
- Music, Wattabottles, events , shows, recordings studios and some bloody weight loss for that !
- Free and open source software, the movement, the conferences and the million dollar legal class bunks
- First every worried/paranoid about the future and hence a lotta bad hasty decisions

Post Graduation(Outskirts of Chennai):
- Learned the Disadvantages and the awesome awesome Advantages of living alone.
- Started to realize making hasty decision suck real hard, and to never never never take opinions. Its always better to make our own mistakes.
- Importance putting knowledge into action and how just thinking and noting ideas never help anybody.

Job Pt. 1 (Chennai):
- Click Click Click, Hog Hog Hog, Click Click Click, Hog Hog Hog Damn im fking fat again.
- Wonder dafuq am i doing in this city for such a long time ????????????
- That one random hot chick in a far away table in canteen, dosent matter who :P :P :P

Life reloaded

2013-04-08T12:01:00.005-07:00

Not that I care, neither do you but then "I;ve been fine", hope the same for you. Well its been a long time I wrote a blog so expect more spelling and grammar errors. Well now that a mangosum summer has begin and still TNEB cuts powers two hours a day, I have enough reason to act crazy and blame it on the heat :P OH wait what the hell I have a job now, the stupid society would suddenly expect me to act sane like "Dude you got a job man, you cant goto your terrace just wearing a boxers" // D'oh// Well now that I have been associated well enough with two different industries par se a lil bit in Indian IT and a lil bit in Music industry, I otice that few terms have totally different meaning in the two industry :

Programming

In Music: It means electronically arranging, sequencing, producing the sound/music/instruments outputs and processing them into complete into complete instrumentals. Its a process of converting a composition into compleate track by fitting in the right tones of instruments samples and effects too some times.

In IT : As plain as it sounds writing codes, some times form our own some times from google, rarely when google is stuck, from bing/yahoo or from older codes. The most important thing is to make sure you get the output when tested.

Delivery

In music: Its about the voice and tone continuum, the better you got breath control the more bang bang you go. Also your delivery help you do better in concerts unless your carrying the track backstage played and you just lip syncing like most musicians :P :P

In IT: Im not saying this just to make it look bad, but I have asked many people form many different IT companies across all carders of positions and I still have'nt understand what it means. Lets say it has somehing to do with "Technical Aspect", " The getting the software ready" , "The core work", or lets call it "The development of app/services" but I bet there is no one to explain it simple to you !

Engineer

In music: Engineer is a guy who literally fixes everything, he takes a singer voice and does the magic and makes it godly. He can even make actors who can barely deliver a simple dialogue sing like a freaking pro with all the latest software. And unlike what a hacker/geek thinks Mac is not a toy, its actually the temple for any sound engineer.

In IT: Well in IT engineer is a guy/gurl who spent four years in a college just because the HR/ HR policies think that makes him/her super qualified to work in technology/project randomly allotted. But then HELL YEAH IM PROUD OF MY ENGINEERING !!

WTF Marriage !

2012-07-30T08:08:00.000-07:00

MY dear regular blog readers dont take me wrong I never had an intention to write a blog post on marriages, but then I got this mail from indiblogger forum that there is a competition on blog post entries where 3 winning posts get Kindle Fires and lots more goodies to win as prize for the title Love marriage or arrange marriage? Honestly speaking marriages are social menace, the second stupidest thing man ever invented after GOD of course BUT then here it goes

And since its 32 years past 1980 so I wanted my blog post to not look like an arts college freshman year debate from 1980 and so I added some real recent happenings !!

Arranged Marriage :

Well all your life you are taught not to speak to a stranger and suddenly your asked to sleep with one and live rest of your life. [If your still considering I was complaining by the previous line, you can stop reading you are too old for this go read news paper]. Well but sad truth is no trials here, and of course no replacement or returns (but now slowing things are getting better).
The best part of arranged marriage/date is that if you are bad in picking the right person let some one else do it just be good at getting picked :D
If the right person is picked its not so different from a Love marriage, except the marriage part comes before the LOVE part !!
The added BINGO in this type of marriages is you can blame your family for anything and everything, and it could be awesome !!!!!

Love marriage :

The argument that "In Love marriage you live with some one you know well " hold very true but this aint not so far from living and sleeping with a stranger any ways. The point is some times, and only some times there is a good understanding between "the boy and the girl" or "the boy and the boy" or "the girl and the girl" which makes the partnership better.
But some times people are lost in infatuation and lust, i mean why did i even type sometimes, most of time people are lost in a fantasy world either due to

Social Status[having a gf/bf has become a privileged]
Mental Status[thanks to Indian movies]
Wrong idea about relationships[thanks to americans movies] and they forget that personality match is the most important thing in a long marriage and not SIZES/SALARY/FAVORITE TV CHANNEL.

Well here you get to Hit and Trial, Trial and Replace, do personality fit and find the right person, but rarely people do that they only try and fail !
Well like most popular cases here FAMILY get to blame you for anything and everything, seriously anything and everything.

Well be it arranged or love ALL MARRIAGES END IN THE SAME MESS now a days, so the point is to decide whether to marry at all [ which is just a stupid ceremony where we spend money for society and feed unknown people with lots of food] or just stay together in a happy relationship [ raise both your middle fingers realy high, if people think its wrong ]

Gauhati Happenings

2012-07-20T10:39:00.000-07:00

WOW so again some men molested a girl and YOU might have seen it on youtube as well, Shouting kill these bastards, but you dint stop the video you let it play, waiting to know when it will zoom next or where does it end.

No Im not that worried about "20 men MOLESTING a GIRL on streets", its been happening for last few decades.

- Im worried about 16 yr old girl going to pubs.
- Im worried about her family supporting that idea.
- Im worried about how mass media encourages and also spreading obscene footage.
- Im worried about the camera man who was zooming on the hands when his main argument to plead guilty was he wanted to capture the face.
- Im worried people pervertly spreading the video making it viral and how people go searching "Guwathi molestation non censored video" on Google.
- Im worried about the group of people who are eagerly waiting on youtube for the next such incident to happen.
- Im worried about how the NGO want the culprit to be caught but not giving a DAMN to clean the system.
- Im worried about how lightly the politicians take such things, like they already knew it was going to happen.
- AND Im worried about them politicians who would have actually purchased a copy of the same for their next Assembly.

Well I chose to be the change I want to see, I ignore what the news says, what the CM says, what the PUB owners say, what the accused says or what the youtube comments say,
I choose to stay away from video, I CONDEMN IT BY not watching it !
I choose to not blame any one, if any one is to be blamed we all are to be blamed thats why its called a system !!

Le me in Le Europe !

2012-05-31T07:16:00.002-07:00

I went on a Europe trip(with Family) just got back, to realized I had UNLOCKED 5 ACHIEVEMENTS

1) Went to Austria and dint smoke.

2) Went to Germany and dint drink beer.

3) Went to Italy and ate punjabi food.

4) Went to Paris, dint even sniff wine.

5) Stayed a week in Europe SOBER.

Well it was a fabulous 9 nights-8 days trip for only INR 99,500 (Yup it was a steal for such a low price, I really recommend them and have given the contacts of travel company at the end ), well a very good amount of credit goes to our Guide Monti Grewal [If you had done great International tours, there is a good chance you could have met him] and the coach driver Bobby [Seriously he should be on extreme driver shows they put in AXN, he would rock the show]. Well the tour began like this

18 MUNICH, GERMANY.
Landed in Europe, for the first time, pretty much evening, got into our coach, Silence....Monologue of guide...silence.....monologue of guide....suddenly I was like DID YOU SAY OCTOBER FEST ???.......KOOL....silence again, got into an awesome country side hotel near Innsbruck, Austria.
How did Munich react to us: They dint! They were busy with local football match.

19 INNSBRUCK, AUSTRIA
It was an ancient Gothic(Real Gothic NOT EMO) city, looked like if it were just out of the books of Dracula and Dragon tales. Here people still drive on horse back and some really awesome looking carriages. "Happy people" Well they smoke all day and get good beer and good cheese, why wont they be happy. Well this is the most tolerant country in europe.
How did Innsbruck react to us: Tourists.....hmmmm... Waiter get me more cheese, beer and a lighter.

20 VENICE, ITALY
Boarded the coach in the morning after some delicious Bread and cheese session and started for .Veneziaaaa. The moment we drove into the Italian borders, I knew we were in a much familiar place. Dirty roads, people spitting anywhere, bribe~able cops and MAMA MIA no queues for purchasing tickets for the ferry to Venice. Venice has the most interesting architecture man ever made. and people have BOATS for a car. And of course the world famous Gondolas, which could be romantic, lovely etc etc but with 100 people always staring you and clicking your pics admits the city. NAH not for me!! And there are these illegal...what what do I call them African-Italians who try to sell fake Guchi and Gabana bags, sun glasses and belts...When they see an Indian Lady they shout "Hema Malini" and Indian men "Amitab Bachan buy bags or Dharmendra buy bags" XD XD.
How did Venice react to us: Mamma Mia! Welcome to Veniciaa drink as much as you can! TOILETS: 2 eruo per person.

21 ZURICH, SWITZERLAND
We touched MILAN in the morning a DRAMATIC city, then headed towards Zurich. The most scenic drive in my whole life[till now] Switzerland was just like they show it in TV..... "AMA-fkin-ZING". The monuments, the city squares, the big banks thats is holding money stolen from us, banks holder money made from cheating the USA in derivative scams, the inside trading legends, the black monet protecting gods and goddesses, everything is RIGHT HERE.
How did Zurich react to us: OH NO! More Tourist....they are stealing our Swiss oxygen OH NO!

22 Mt. TITLIS, SWITZERLAND
Well first Carriages in Austria, then Boats in Venice here people have personal winch for winch for a car, they live up a hill, use the winch/cable car to go up and down :O :O :O :O then Mount Titles my first encounter with real snow :') MIND THE BLOWN ! Then we hit Lucerne another extremely beautiful city full of in-tolerate people. Well the issue is in SWISS everyone is trained for the army. But well an army whose standard Issue knife has a Wine cock opener and a Nail filer LOL they better be a NEUTRAL COUNTRY !
How did Mt Titlis react to us: Button click Winch goes up, Button click Winch goes down!

23 LUXEMBOURG
I personally have no hard feeling against Luxembourg, those people are well of the city is well maintained and is also an important commerce capital etc etc BUT SERIOUSLY Its like a bunch of really drunk dukes got together and built a city. They went like this-----"Hey you take that hill, il take this", "Now lets fortify it and build passes", "Awww Passes are too long, Lets built many bridges", "Lets build wide roads", "hmm there is too much space in roads lets put a building in the middle"......Here people are so scarce, people come here either to deposit money in bank or to buy cheap petrol.
How did Luxembourg react to us: Look! more people, our population is increasing !!

24 Paris(in night)
The city is really beautiful, well styled and designed...in the bright light just another beautiful with a shiny metal tower visible from everywhere. The Lauvre and the Notre dame standing out with pride and the 22 kg gold dome where Nepolean the Great rests in peace. Then in evening i got on to a cruse ride, and night :O :O :O :O magic happens, its like OMFG where am I the whole city so so well light up that you wont blink even a sec, the first thought that would come to your mind is "Im not leaving". Then the illumination of Eiffel tower, leaves you speechless, mind blown and damn shyt I dont know how to explain, you have to see it. I think it should be made a mandatory that one should visit PARIS at least once in his lifetime.
How did Paris react to us(in night): :-|

25 Paris(in day)
The morning plan was to visit Eiffel and climb it LOL and see the Louvre. I was like balls im not waiting in line, so i went out in morning to meet my friends, meanwhile everyone left for the Lauvre. Now i was near the tower with my friend neither did i have money nor passport ;) But my friend toured me around :D :D and made sure I dont get lost :D :D
How did Paris react to us(in day): :-|

Well Europe on a whole was a great place for a break, one should visit Europe over America or the oriental east for Europe has more than one can imagine(if one can imagine). I think one would need a week to see each country by itself. Well but then tours always end only when you can get back to your own homes and sleep in ur own bed room, and use ur own toilets...what a comfort !

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The DIVA who ate an Aspirin

2012-05-11T09:47:00.002-07:00

Disclaimer: If you are a women who think "All men are rude and ALL women are innocent and what ever a women does is always has a reason, please dont read this blog post you could rather spend your valuable time in this website -- http://www.cutecats.com/"

Well now to the question "How much of inconvinence a women can bear to look cool/hot to a small likeminded group? ", the answer is another question ":O REALLY SHE'S THAT DESPERATE ? ". Well lets review one by one.

1) Heels

Theres a saying a true gentleman is some one who gives his shoes to her and carries her "heels", I mean WTF?(now if ur wondering whats wrong in that, please read the Disclaimer again). Well on a conversation with some one who was wearing a matching heel lets say 5 inches to her dress when asked if it hurts so much why do you wear it? said "Times are changing fashion is changing" and when reminded of her both skin getting cut and ankle sprained said "Looks are important to a women".

Well I doo see a point, but they also "dance crazy" with it, drive cars with it, carry babies with it in their arms YES its stupid and we all know "YOU WEAR HEELS CUS UR FKIN SHORT".

2) Low hip skin fit pants

Low hip pants (which originated from US jail homosexual culture) meets skin fit pants (which makes sure that ur skin is tightly packed) both put to gether AHAA! a new "Modern womens outfit" and gives a garuntee of knee ache and skin rashes. The main purpose of skin fit is convinence, why do they spoil it by pulling pants to a level that its exactly most difficult to move around with, so that a few chipmonks can hi5 them and say "cool pants !!!"

3) Tight (-1) size dresses

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4) Hair Gel/Straighteners
Ah !! A perfect hair style to match their perfect duck face.(If your a women and think duck faces are cool go read the Disclaimer properly and if you a man and still like duck faces here is a site for you http://www.nyan.cat/ ). Gels and Sprays to keep your hair set in a style that dossent even have a name and stay bald or close to hair less in your older age a sincere wow.

Well, Surveys have proved and I myself also acknowledge the fact that (real) men like simple fashion and simple stuff so women dont really need to mess up AND if the ARGUMENT is "We dont dress for MEN" then fkin wear something THAT DOSSENT HURT YOU ! You STUPID #!$(@ !

Pirates of The FM Rainbow

2012-04-29T12:04:00.001-07:00

I was so proudly debating with an elderly friend of mine that "Piracy exist because there are people in Internet who want people to have things for free, and we are just victims of this Offer. To prove this I threw my pitch that "Before Internetifycation and DVD era We all bought original Cassettes and went to movies". Then I opened my old stash to show him my old cassette collection to prove my side of argument.

Nostalgic titles kept coming KuchKuchHotaHai, Mohobateen, Taal, Deevdas, some SanuNigam Album, then one LuckyAli Album, Adnan Sami llift Karade, a couple of Tamil Strings' Dhaani, Pukaar, RehnaHaiTereDilMein, DilChahtaHai, Lagaan, LegendOfBhaghatSingh and WOAH WOAH WOAH a 90 minutes recordable tape on which, with sketch was written 50 Cent, Shady and Dr Dre. Well now obviously I lost the battle and had no choice but to flip the argument with something else, before I was pointed out. I started talking about how we recorded those songs from my friends of friends friends collection.. Some times when we dont get the required song or like if that album was never released in India, I used to call the FM Rainbow show which played English songs and request for the track and record from radio when they played it live.

Well if you experienced this or if not at least notice the fact in the parah above, we(u, me, everyone) be it now or 10 yrs back, definitely did involve in Music and Movies piracy but there was definitely a partiality, a natural BIAS which was based on HOW likely we would be entertained by the MEDIA in question.

Suppose I had Rs150 and there was a 50Cent cassette OR an RHCP cassette OR say Backstreet Boys cassette against Devdaas cassette AND one more Hindi movie. I would go for the 2 hindi Movie cassette.
(No im talking about Value add by purchasing music). But if it were an Eminem Cassette or MJ against 2 Hindi movies. I would buy an Eminem or MJ tape.

The same goes to movies we always have 2 types of movies one we go see in theater and buy original collector DVD, the second, we either torrent it or get a pirated DVD from the street shop. There are many factors that impact this action[both in movies action softwares etc etc ] First would be our personal likes and dislikes. Secondly the reviews we read in common media or by word of mouth.Sometimes we jump into the Bandwagon and do what most people do(buy/pirate). This decision making cant be quantified.

# The theory is based on observation and extrapolation of thought no research done.

The Struggle Cafe

2012-03-04T07:24:00.002-08:00

White summer sky, yellow summer hay,

The fake water on the road, far away,

No sign of life, all time of the day,

But im here to stay and run the Cafe.

The dust in the air,the dirt on the road,

The sun and the flair, shining cafe board,

Like a ancient lost page of an ode,

But im here to stay and stick to my code.

Its a summer of a May, a Bay full of ray,

Stuck in the middle, we pray, we prey,

The hot day air make my weather vane sway

But im here to stay like it Guy Fawkes Day.

The burn on my skin, the sweat on my chest,

Thoughts compressed, confessed, sweet, summer test.

Wont stop till it sets, far on the west.

And im here to stay and stand for my quest.

Diwali WTF

2011-10-26T11:47:00.000-07:00

Diwali suxxx yeah lets get over it, we all know diwali just suxxxx its a stupid day admit stupid time of the year where we do stupid things namely:
1) Burst crackers, fireworks pollute the sky, sometime fire works on us, and then wake up with a burning eye due to excess smoke in the air.
2) Eat sweets like pig and end up in new unhealthy situations, every year and then take resolutions that dont even help.
3) Buy things we dont even need, at prices we dont really afford, on discount that are so fake.
4) Pray in a language(sanskrith) we hardly understand.
5) Well now the movie makers actually make us believe that we badly need to WATCH A MOVIE ON DIWALI, if not at least go to the theater and see the poster.
6) All the TV channels compete for TRP putting exclusive shows to make sure that no one watches TV.

7) We walk into a flooded Textile/Clothing shop to pick one random dress just for the sake of it and wait 2 hrs for the bill.
8) From this year onward they have found even dogs are badly affected.
9) NOT to mention about the SMS which are not free on this day and the day before.
10) From when did diwali and booze sale started correlating ???
11) We random walk the stock market ourself that too knowingly.

WELL we actually forget the fact is DEEPAWALI/ DEWALI is all about just lighting up a diya/deepam/oil lamp, LIVE SIMPLE..ITS Beautiful :)

And thats how i MBA

2011-08-10T10:36:00.000-07:00

Now that my interns are over and my college breaks open for 3rd semester the second year of MBA. Apart form the regular college is boring, hostel sucks, i hate college food etc etc regular MBA punchnama i have some hot opening story...

The first day of my course i woke up late and missed the very first session, now that is not something so cool a thing as i am answerable the next day. So i thought il say i had some medicine and couldent wake up early or some crap like that and this is what happened

PROF : Swamynathan ! You dint come to my morning class yesterday ?
ME : sir last night i was ill ! i had heavy dose of medicine late night so couldent get up early.
PROF : oh ! royal stag ?
ME: (mumbling and holding myself in shock) no sir i had cetrazine......
--one asshole from the back shouts "have I made it large"--
PROF: discuss about the cetrazine later
ME :@!$!

Inception-e-discO

2011-06-17T09:53:00.000-07:00

[If you havent seen the Movie inception you might not enjoy this post to its fullest but after reading this post if you watch Inception you enjoy it mroe than rest ;)]

I have a confession to make!!

LONG LONG AGO when I was studying for my exams,I slowly dosed off, to realize I started dreaming. AND what I was studying was playing around the dream :O :O :O

The same happened quite a few more times, that's when i found to my surprise i had super powers "i could built and go into a dream world just by reading books".

Then i started reading newspapers, magz to pull more of current things into my dream and there i became a strong dream technician. Then if i wanted to study something, all i had to do was start reading the book goto my dream, search for my dream-bookshelf and keep a book of that subject,and before some character out of no where, with no introduction comes and snatches it away. After i make sure its safe i quickly run from it, swing in the air, jump down and tadaaaa ITS ON.

Kept doing this for quite some time till i realized when i study with other i could navigate into others dreams too, I started keeping book in their dream-shelves too!! BUT to get them out of the dream i had to shoot a bullet in their forehead. When im in their dreams i could as well browse what was there in their dream-shelf to see what they have already studied, or browse into their secret vaults to find their dark or bright secrets...SLOWLY i turned this into a profession, no not the book thing actually the secret vault thingy...... I make them read Harry potter and put them into sleep, when they are in their dream i pose like the new replacement for "dumbledore" and ask them to check if their vault is all right and when they go open it BANG :D :D :D :D

If i read a book in my dream i could further go into inner dream levels, but if i read the same book twice i go into LIMBO, which in simple words is "a disco that plays miley cirus all day long WITH THE VIDEO ". SO i had to take precaution each time.

It was going all good till i started dealing the wiser ones who refuse to read Harry potter so i gave them sidney sheldon, the biggest mistake in my life. You never know when a women chases you or tries to kill you in very unmentionable ways. AND IT WAS THEN i had an unsuccessful mission and this time we had a college faculty involved. YUP I was given a chance to make it up, I had to train a bunch of students a day before the final Semester exam AND they showed up only 20 minutes before the exam.

Eight guys 20 min, which means in first dream level il have 1.5hrs, but wont be enough to find 8 books. So i have to make them study a book in their dream and goto the next dream level where i get an equivalent of 8 hrs where i can keep the book finally and then come out of one dream and make other person goto next level and so on.

NOW i was done with 4 person. I had 12 min in real world left 40 min in the first level. Sort of enough but this is when One of the students imagine about the invigilator and the dream manifest to be against us and the remaining 4 are lost in different levels, Not i found two in same level after a long search, and to this i realized that all the books were with one person and he is still missing. Then i used by spare book to goto next level catch the guy who had the book. We were now in his dream and it was inside a library now this is the rush of my life ---> the other guy in the library read the very book he read in the beginning and HE WENT INTO A LIMBO.......

I finished the remaining guys now i had only 3 minutes left in real world = 20 minutes in level 2 = 3 hours in level 3 = 22 hours in level 4 =62 yrs in the LIMBO. I took the risk, went into the LIMBO(the last time i was in limbo was when i read 'angles n demons' twice in 2 levels) and trust me LIMBO was not a great place!!! THIS time Miley Cirus was playing LIVE. It was already 22 yrs for the guy who was in, and no wonder what would happen to a guy who heard Miley 22yrs live, he almost lost IT, killing him and bringing back was easy. I told him she was singing and he died out of surprise!!!

Now we all in level 1 with 12 minutes there, 1 min40sec in real life. I forgot my gun, now freaking out to find ways to get out. It was just a minute before the elcturer pushed us from the benches kicking us out of our dream right in time for exam.

They and me Happily lived ever after :)

Facebookaholic

2011-03-09T09:11:00.001-08:00

I turned on my laptop. Even before the desktop loaded, I clicked on the browser icon, I couldn't wait till i could click on the Facebook.com short cut on the user tab, it turned on with my password saved; I hit enter fast, like a chat ninja.

There was I.

In front of a huge number of notifications, which slowly i opened one by one. I liked a few random pics even if I thought it were stupid, then a few status messages which I dint even read fully, then a few app request without wondering "Why would some one even like a app request?" and then drop a few comments hopefully, hopeless. Then like my own comments even if it had just a little essence of humor, then randomly read a few other comments, and like the rest. Then comes the crucial decision making part when I need to choose a pic of mine and change my DP again. Update a status. Like it. I would even like the like button if it were feasible. Read a few messages often spam, then reply with equally meaningful content. Then go to my profile page and poke back the huge list awaiting to be clicked. Then slowly sit back and scroll down through the updates and follow the usual facebook of custom of likes. And then a cold sweat drips when I think about logging out.

Finally I logout. And shut my laptop.

Walk out to my bed to realize that the reason I had turned my laptop on to see my "time table" for tomorrows class !!

The fact that worries me more is that when I turned on the laptop again i thought it was more important to share it on my status message, but what i typed was top big for it THATS WHY I BLOGGED and I still havent checked the time table YET !

I in the witness of the almighty and the fear of thy self, declare and admit that I am a Facebook addict !

SAVE ME !!! SAVE YOURSELF TOO !!

the TREK

2011-02-03T07:45:00.000-08:00

It was too early a morning, one among the rare days when i get to see a 5 am, took a shower, had to brush while in shower as i was already late .......;) ....... .......rushed to CMBT where we all, a group of 16 from my college and 4 more from the ECOLOGIN, the trek organizers assembled, where we came to realize that MTC bus was waiting for us :O :O. As soon as we jumped in, we started our grand endeavor with bananas :P :P YUP in the bus early morning, followed by few more snacks, juice etc etc etc.....we got down at VELLORE where we had breakfast(i mentioned this to make sure that dont mistake the bus munchies for breakfast, we actually eat a lot). Then we got on a bus to some place then from that some place we got on a share auto to another some place, from where we started our trek.

Well before i get into the details of the trek there is something i would love to mention, well................... few first timers got a huge suitcase along filled with all everything perhaps a beauty parlor would have,and the HELL I WAS THINKING when i was teasing them for carrying heavy luggage !!!!!!!!!!!! cus never did i know due to physical endurance and trek continuity I HAD TO CARRY IT ALL ALONG X(.......one more thing is the fact that we realized it the HARD way that it was not a picnic, it was a hilly forest trek oh around 10 km walk everyday...........and things like how fresh and brisk we were before we started and it was only 30 min and everyone is crying.......putting it in a single word it was fulla surprises!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAY1: The organizers had planned for a tight tough trek just to give us a taste of what real trekking is all about. It was Armageddon. Semi-dense hilly forest with bushes and shrubs which had more thorns than leaves, rocks scattered all the path enough to make keep us slow and yet make someone fall every 2 min, weird looking snakes, insects which even etymologist wouldn't have seen,and not to mention the heavy luggage.But then we were still busy searching for our favorite cream biscuit from the bottom of the bags, drinking pepsi as if we were chilling in a lounge and fighting for the last piece of lays! We were divided into 3 segments obviously the first, the middle and the last........for coordinating, controlling etc etc etc...but then all i remember was anybody who made it fast were first slowest ones the last the remaining the middle, and co-ordination LOL I REALLY PITY THE ORGANIZERS FOR ACCEPTING US TO TREK :P................then we stopped by a small hillock for a small break, eventually became a big one and of course yes we were already slow and late. then we were told we would trek for 15 more min reach a stream then an hour and an half more to a village where we would grab some rest and have lunch...............and yes we were so FAST that we took some rest and had our lunch within an hour near the STREAM then 2 more hours the village where we got some more water ate more snacks then we were told we are going to have a down trek leading to a valley village where we would camp for night, it was almost dark when we started and forests in dark i need not describe. The rocks were slippery/shakey, bushes suspicious of animals and water almost over, STILL every time some one slips there is a person aptly ready to capture a foto and shout a call ! :P :P.....the organizers did a great job of encouragement THEY SAID ONLY 10 MINUTES MORE EVERY 30 MIN FOR 3 HOURS............and then we reached....we are some food locally prepared got into better dresses laid out a tent and ROCK on i have no memories of between 11pm to 7 am....

DAY2: We got up one by one got FRESH(sort of) then we had a small session on making different types of knots, i loved the handcuff knot, then we quickly pushed off started walking, i was re-leaved of suitcase, but it was my turn for tent bag x( X(.............we were walking on open field :D :D flat lands no trees but then hot scorching sun....we had to cross the same stream 3-4 times at different places.....sounded weird but then it was fun watching people fall at streams, then we landed near a waterfall.....it was shallow...it was a natural slide....the water was clean and REALLY COLD......and yup everyone was thrown into the water no matter what, and those who resisted were later attacked and submerged in completely.......and we lunched......now every one was soo sleepy that no one even want to walk an inch but then in 30 min we had rock climbing in teams of 5 :O :O :O, i still cant believe i actually climbed a huge rock :O :O :O then we trekked uphill by the evening and yes the final destination was always 10 min away. then an open grounds where we hoisted the tent...........had a camp fire...........cooked sweet potatoes which we carried for 2 days.....then had our supper.................then had a rounds of talks/chats/blabbering/etc etc/.......then we tried sleeping...but it was soo cold and the camp filled with dew few guys pumped out the fire again and few more joined them........the good thing was when most of them were outside there were a lot of extra blankets enough to keep me warm in the tent :P :P :P

DAY 3: Woke up late to find that still majority of them were hidden under blankets, it was almost 8 and we were asked to start off ASAP, most of them refused to BATH, but a few of us to be specific a 4 of us asked for JUST 10 MIN and took a healthy drench in the stream and got back by 9, had some camp made maggi n cup noodles ...then we rolled up the tent had some map making activities we had to cap the map of the locality on ground it was kinda fun !!!!!! then we sat doing nothing ...when the girls started playing and swinging in tree branches and YUP few more fotos of falling people. then some locally made lunch from a village and we started of slowly walking an open road which lead us to a bus stop where we had to wait for a bus which never came...mean while people started pwning each other............yeah i got owned badly :( :(...........we got out of the hill in a state of art vehicle to another some place from where the BUS got us back home :D There is lot more to discuss about the trek but then im god damn tired of writing..

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me and mbaaaaaaaaaaaa

2010-11-07T00:36:00.000-07:00

For those whom i havent informed yet, yes im doing an MBA now(yup u can beat my ass up later for not telling ul :P). Might sound weird but im in hostel in my hometown(but then im loving it), and things are good.

MBA in a simple words would be getting back the human nature, cus we're turned into animals in under graduation and this is the wake up call.

The MBA subjects are different, unheard of before, taxing and of course vast and they literally change a person(well from the above para u can see that i lost the sense of humor).

We had an internal exam and lets see how things turn up!

Statistics:
Nice subject, clean theory all you need to do is just write formulas and substitute values and u get the answer, sounded so exciting, but then we have more than 300 formulas.

Economic:
Economics is something everyone should know(i dont) we gain enough knowledge of this subject from dailies and weeklies(i dint) its more of common sense that theory.

TQM [total quality management] and OB [observational behavior ohh i mean organizational behavior]:

These two papers are the soul of MBA [im sorry no more comments, if ur an MBA u wud know what]

Accountancy:
Accountancy the heart of finance, money matters a really interesting subject i sorta fell in love with accountancy but then our relation is a bit complicated, i realized this in exams.

LEGAL ASPECTS of business:
This is something i fear most we actually need to remember acts and sections and schedules "meri toh ek defination mein fatthi hai, ye toh pura act ki bath karthe hai"(in tamil "inge oru defination ke vakku illai, act ah act") I even tried wearing black dress for the law exam but dint work.

summing up: well now u know why i dont post blogs so often, why i stopped movie reviews, or why my fb status and gtalk status are either lame or copied from other sites !

GOD BLESS ME

guys dont hmm to guys !!!!!!!!!!!!

2010-07-22T11:03:00.000-07:00

me : hey there oyoyoy !!
girl : hiii.. wassup?
me : am duin gud
girl : hmm
me : whats hot?
girl : hmm ...nm just beating around
.
.
girl: hmm... i gtg :) bye
me: oyoyoy tc

WELL THAT WAS SO NORMAL !!

now...........

me : oyoyoy dude long time
guy : hmm :)
me : >.<
guy : yeah long time
me : any news?
guy : hmm.. no
me : bye i gtg

WELL HERE THE HMM SOUNDS GAY !!

C mon guys you dont HMM to other guys while ur talk in person YTF do u'll do that on chat !!!!!!

Well guys dont hmm to guys, unless they have HOMOSEXUAL MOTIVES

Its not about being gay its about acting gay, i mean no disrespect to the homosexuals, but then i hate guy who act gay, and piss me off ! Apart from this there are many more thing that can piss you off like delayed chatting, u just asked something and the person answers something questioned 2 min bk :P

a: dude i got a car !
b: wow man
a: i call her "niki"
b: happy for you !
a: my wife gave it !
b: is she hot ?
a: what ???????
b: whats the millage?
a: i get a 15 on a litre
b: thats hot man
went out some where
a: yeah went to a long drive like a 100 miles with ma wife
b: thats long man
a: to a motel
b: did she make noise

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i would jus say type in a speed ur opponent is typing.

good bye !

maggy takes atleat 8 minutes to make

2010-04-28T20:35:00.000-07:00

"2 minutes mein noodles tayaar" fuck that !!!

Well this is how it goes for me, this is the way i cook the legendry maggy noodles

minute 1: i try to open the pack with my hand but its hard so i look for sciscors and open the pack, empty the pack to the pan

2 : start the stove and run back to the place where i threw the cover, just to confirm if its 2 cups or is it 1.5 cups and then add the masala packed

3 : then the whole of masala wont come out because i dint cut it properly, not tear the whole packa apart and put it in the pan, then break the noodle cake into smaller chunks in the pan

4 : always some asshole haas to and has to call me when i cook something so i put on sim and attend it

5 : 5 minutes over and still not boiling, and i am stiring it, hmmmm i love this smell

6: now it boils, slowly bubbles coming but i cant wait, so i pick out a noodle and slurp it

7: getting thicker n thicker and now i start sweating cus of the heat and yes i dotn have my kerchier so run back to comp table n grab one

8: yup its ready but, i want it thicker so sim and wait................. then put some ketchup over it and oyoyoy its ready !!

10: its all finished !

HEY NOW I GET , ITS CALLED 2 MIN NOODLES CUS WHEN YOUR HUNGRY YOU FINISH IT IN 2 MIN.

ps:ive tried even with microwave even that takes longer duration

on writing a formal letter

2010-04-10T05:07:00.000-07:00

My first acquaintance to formal letter writing was in 6th standard when i was in Calcutta, dint give much damn about it till i was in 10th, where formal letters had a considerably large marks. Well lemme cut the history short and end it here and to the point. We often not give much importance or sometime soon at all to English classes, since we can anyway pass without learning anything "cus we know the shit". BUT for instance when it comes to a real life experience :D we fk up.

Here goes a small story of what happened. I had dropped a check with the challan filled in a drop box in the AXIS ATM in Koyambedu. Now a week later i got a cal early morning
caller:"good morning, is this swamynathan"
me(yawning):yes
called:we are calling from axis bank !
(now i was about to cut the call cus i taught it was some tele marketing shit but before i did something stupid)
caller: had you dropped a Cheque of #### bank for **** rupees.
me: yes i did
caller: you have mentioned the account number wrong
me: huh what
caller: goto nearest Axis bank and get the issue solved.

I slept again cus it was too early for me to wake up 9 40 am.

Then after lunch i went to the bank nearby thinking all i have to do is tell him blah blah blah happened and he will fix it.

I did that and then he made some calls verified some details from me..........
HE suddenly turned to me and said no issues just write a letter to return the check and give it to the lady in that desk and he went of handing me a A4 empty sheet.

The world spun around me i was like "wot dhe fk " :O

Now to whom do i write, what format do i follow, what details do i disclose in a letter, what content do i write. All my english teachers flashed in my mind right from LKG to 1ST yr in engg all laughing at me singing "watcha gonna do when they come for you ?"

Then the lady sitting next to me was writing a letter too, :D:D:D of course i dint learn how to write a letter from all these years of so called formal eduction "BUT I WAS GREAT AT COPYING".
She wrote the city n date, i did the same
She addresses it to the branch manager i did the same
She wrote her address i wrote mine :D
She started with the body i waited for her to finish the body of her letter so i could know how to portray the content,
Now i was well set ready to write i managed to write something and hurrayyyyyyyiiiiieeeeeOUCH, the lady moved out, now i was sitting there wondering all the wonders of the communications history with a half written formal letter i dint even see if the lady signed on the right side or the left side[i know it dossent matter BUT STIL].
First did inky pinky ponky but then it dossent count for 2 opptions. So i waited for the area to get clear and did "spin the pen" it showed right side and phew i signed gave it to them and ran off !!

PS: If you are english teacher please quote this scenario in your classroom :(

atleast let the next generation be prepared!

JAI HIND!

my name is swamy and i am not a guruphiliac

2010-03-17T01:10:00.000-07:00

Well well well roumers spread all such fake gurus and saints are being attacked/targeted. So wanted to clearify the fact to you'll that swamy is just a component of my name hence i ended up with this post "my name is swamy and i am not a guruphiliac"

These gurus getting caught in sex,money or property scandals is not a new issue been uping for 20 yrs i guess.Still why the fuck do people trust these assholes.
Just because they wear saint attire you pray them, donete money, buy book,cds listen to speech etc etc. WEll why dont you assume the fact that he is a pornstar/cheat/fakeass and ignore him from the beginning and in this way
--> u wont get tensed when his video releases
--> u wont have the guilt of being misguided by an asshole
--> u wont have to waste petrol burning his office down
--> most of all there wont be any stupid spiritual channels and those frequencies can be used for something more creative.

Lets get more basic do we really need such gurus ! I guess no , we have rights to decide our own life styles, we should just take advise from these gurus "and not follow them !". Now sometime back me and my friend joined yoga class i had a little refreshment from it and i came out of it. But my friend does it everyday and wants to become hardcore in yoga, he always wanted to become a businessman BUT bad luck he was an obidient kid. The differenc is, in the yoga class i just took what i needed but he folowed everything told to him, if it were 500bc, he would have been awesome, but unfortunately its 2010 ad. Now in midst of this he ralised that the yoga master himself dossent follow the compleate yoga .Now that guy is F'ed in the A.

So my point is these saints may be good may be bad or may be good in being bad, well it all shouldent be a consern. If they have something to preach listen to it, if u find something apt for you use it you dont need to compleatly follow it.Apart from that never forget the fact they are still humna biengs.

I know may people by now would be thinking i am writting such blog for a publicity stunt and to get blog hits and traffic and attention. HELL yes ur right and nothign wrong in it everyone does that u cut ur hair in a good sallon to ook good for attention, u buy costly dres from designer seris for the same reason u buy jweels mobiles gadgets etc etc etc for the same reaon so what i am doing in justified dont mail me/or comment such issues because my name is swamy and i am not a guruphiliac.

jai nityananda - part 1

2010-03-03T23:41:00.000-08:00

The whoile country raised a finger against him, posters burnts, office shatters, devotees hurt etc etc

Just because he had sexual affair !

Having sex is not a crime or a condemned thing, at a point of life every one does it, more over its cant be shunned in the very land of kamasuthra or the land of "SECOND LARGEST POPULATION".

The public and media are simply over acting and misbehaving just TOO MUCH !

They claim he cheated the audience , well he never did , he had the full divine knowledge he knew vedas he was a brilliant guy who in the past 7 years of his public life, has been a transformational force in the lives of over 2 million people across numerous countries around the world. The powerful truths he lives and shares and his personal authenticity have made his teachings relevant across religions, cultures and class.

HE AINT FAKE !

HAVING SEX WAS HIS BASIC HUMAN RIGHT !

ATLEAST HE DINT BROADCAST PORN TO PUBLIC LIKE THE NEWS CHANNEL DID!

And hello PUBLIC if u really think this whole thing was attoricous why are you watching it, how come youtube and other site clicks hit one lakh ot fifty thousand in 1 or 2 days.
Everybody is having a peak on it, but only one guy and one lady running through a blame , a stigma of scandal and a taboo of sex.

Many assholes also claim that he cant do it cus he claims he is still a bhramin and has taken brahmin vow in public WELL the whole hindu system is based on puranas and puranas never abstain any one from sex ! SO go fuck yourself, and it you wanna get famous video tape while u do that media will play it for free !

BTW nakkheeran.in version was mindblowing it had background music and shows lotta "jobs" done

BOTTOM LINE:ranjitha is still hot ! just like those karna days!

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