<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/atom10full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0">
    <title type="text">It's the Recession, Stupid!</title>
    
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com/" />
    <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-1574792</id>
    <updated>2009-07-01T06:12:00-07:00</updated>
    <subtitle type="html">Tips for human Americans on how to survive the recession from expert alien beings.</subtitle>
    <generator uri="http://www.typepad.com/">TypePad</generator>
    <logo>http://putinforpresident.typepad.com/RecessionImages/Spaceship.jpg</logo><link rel="self" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/Itstherecessionstupid" type="application/atom+xml" /><feedburner:emailServiceId>Itstherecessionstupid</feedburner:emailServiceId><feedburner:feedburnerHostname>http://feedburner.google.com</feedburner:feedburnerHostname><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com" /><entry>
        <title>UFO Recession Tip 13 - Drink Wine at Home</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Itstherecessionstupid/~3/E4Ye3-jSf10/ufo-recession-6.html" />
        <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com/2009/07/ufo-recession-6.html" thr:count="0" />
        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-45429036</id>
        <published>2009-07-01T06:12:00-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-06-28T21:35:55-07:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Zork Brauk</name>
        </author>
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Cheaper Food" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Couple Tips" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Low Cost Entertainment" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="UFO Tips 11-20" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Weblogs" />
        
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="alien" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="budget" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="depression" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="depression" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="dollars" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="drink" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="dui" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="dwi" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="economic" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="economy" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="entertainment" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="how to" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="love" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="recession" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="red wine" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="restaurant" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="romance" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="save money" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="sex" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="survive" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="ufo" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="under $10" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="under $15" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="wine" />
        
<content type="html" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com/">During recession, it is best to drink the wine at home to save money. Another benefit, if you are with your mate, you have a better chance of having sex quickly if you drink the wine at home. Based...&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
[[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Itstherecessionstupid?a=E4Ye3-jSf10:cEG9MGJZYeQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Itstherecessionstupid?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Itstherecessionstupid/~4/E4Ye3-jSf10" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content>


    <feedburner:origLink>http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com/2009/07/ufo-recession-6.html</feedburner:origLink></entry>
    <entry>
        <title>UFO Recession Tip 12 - Share a Cell Phone</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Itstherecessionstupid/~3/ZB0TsKpM4uo/ufo-recession-5.html" />
        <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com/2009/06/ufo-recession-5.html" thr:count="0" />
        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-45428970</id>
        <published>2009-06-30T05:40:00-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-06-28T21:28:51-07:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Zork Brauk</name>
        </author>
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Couple Tips" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Super Saver Tips" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="UFO Tips 11-20" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Weblogs" />
        
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="advice" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="alien" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="budget" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="cell" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="cell phone" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="cheap" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="depression" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="depression" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="economic" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="economy" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="how to" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="less" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="mate" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="money" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="phone" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="plan" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="recession" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="save" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="sex" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="spend" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="survive" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="ufo" />
        
<content type="html" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com/">Sharing a cell phone allows you to bond with your human mate, because you will spend less less time talking to other humans on the phone. One cell phone also makes it difficult for either party to...&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
[[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Itstherecessionstupid?a=ZB0TsKpM4uo:yiSudceNn28:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Itstherecessionstupid?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Itstherecessionstupid/~4/ZB0TsKpM4uo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content>


    <feedburner:origLink>http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com/2009/06/ufo-recession-5.html</feedburner:origLink></entry>
    <entry>
        <title>Recession Tip 11 - Sell Old Clothes on Ebay</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Itstherecessionstupid/~3/9qw8DTjCWmQ/recession-tip-2.html" />
        <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com/2009/06/recession-tip-2.html" thr:count="0" />
        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-45428876</id>
        <published>2009-06-29T06:12:00-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-06-28T21:26:15-07:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Zork Brauk</name>
        </author>
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Cheap and Green" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Pad Your Wallet Tips" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="UFO Tips 11-20" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Weblogs" />
        
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="alien" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="budget" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="clothes" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="depression" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="depression" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="ebay" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="economic" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="economy" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="how to" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="make money" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="old clothing" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="recession" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="save money" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="stupid" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="survive" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="ufo" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="used clothing" />
        
<content type="html" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com/">Selling on eBay can also be a fun, cheap entertainment for some humans. You will also add dollars to your bank account. Here is the choice, tired old suit hanging in the closet full of old memories...&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
[[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Itstherecessionstupid?a=9qw8DTjCWmQ:JjCO4m-hw8Q:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Itstherecessionstupid?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Itstherecessionstupid/~4/9qw8DTjCWmQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content>


    <feedburner:origLink>http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com/2009/06/recession-tip-2.html</feedburner:origLink></entry>
    <entry>
        <title>UFO Recession Tip 10 - Be a Brown-Noser (Part 1)</title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Itstherecessionstupid/~3/NQ9Fbz86-Y8/recession-tip-4.html" />
        <link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com/2009/06/recession-tip-4.html" thr:count="1" thr:updated="2008-03-13T21:34:14-07:00" />
        <id>tag:typepad.com,2003:post-45399866</id>
        <published>2009-06-29T05:19:00-07:00</published>
        <updated>2009-06-22T11:28:04-07:00</updated>
        
        <author>
            <name>Zork Brauk</name>
        </author>
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Brown-Nosing Tips" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Job Tips" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Top 10 Tips" />
        <category scheme="http://www.sixapart.com/ns/types#category" term="Weblogs" />
        
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="alien" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="brown nose" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="brown-noser" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="budget" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="career" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="cash" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="depression" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="economic" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="economical" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="economy" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="how to" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="job" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="money" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="planet" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="recession" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="save money" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="survival" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="survive" />
        <category scheme="http://sixapart.com/ns/types#tag" term="ufo" />
        
<content type="html" xml:lang="en-US" xml:base="http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com/">Hang on to your job at all costs! Suck up to higher authority! It's the Recession, Stupid.

Recession times take drastic measures. No job is safe. Do you understand? Make a strategy to insure your...&lt;br/&gt;
&lt;br/&gt;
[[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]&lt;div class="feedflare"&gt;
&lt;a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Itstherecessionstupid?a=NQ9Fbz86-Y8:TGwWlyycpZ4:yIl2AUoC8zA"&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/Itstherecessionstupid?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"&gt;&lt;/img&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Itstherecessionstupid/~4/NQ9Fbz86-Y8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</content>


    <feedburner:origLink>http://www.itstherecessionstupid.com/2009/06/recession-tip-4.html</feedburner:origLink></entry>
 
</feed><!-- ph=1 --><!-- nhm:dynamic-ssi -->
