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adminbad — Tue, 01 May 2012 17:00:57 +0000

I found a 1 inch large beetle on the floor in school. Most of the school was going to their classes at that time, and so I picked it up to make sure it wouldn’t get squashed. As I was taking it up to my class, I noticed the people who who noticed me carrying the huge insect freak out. Since school was over I decided to walk around scaring people with my the huge beetle. It was awesome, walking beside someone and when they realize what you are holding it, they freak out and back away in shock! IYAMBAD

adminbad — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:00:26 +0000

During one of my semesters in college, I had to live next to some obnoxious sorority pledges who made a racket at all hours of the day and night. One day, their “big” left them Hershey’s kisses outside their door. Guess who had a glorious chocolate binge that night? IYAMBAD.

adminbad — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:00:19 +0000

When my ex-boyfriend of two years cheated on me, the new girl was so worried about me calling to yell at her that she turned her phone off that night. Because her phone was off, she slept through her alarm and missed the most important university test of the year—one that contributed to about 75% of her mark. I don’t feel bad about it because I lost so much because of what she did. IYAMBAD

adminbad — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 17:00:20 +0000

Back in high school, there was this pack of girls who were incredibly arrogant-they routinely shouted at people for standing in front of them, for example. The final straw was two days after I had foot surgery; as I was hobbling around on crutches, they deliberately rammed me into a locker, screaming, “Get out the way, ***hole!” The next day, as they were running to get to class in time, I stuck out one of my crutches, and all 5 of them fell down 4 stair steps. IYAMBAD.

adminbad — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:00:21 +0000

In my first year of college, I lived with the most obnoxious people who wanted to blare repetitive dance music all day and night. After months of it, I’d had enough. One day, while they were all out, I got a screwdriver and opened there stereos. I loosened a few important wires; I didn’t damage, but just tampered with them. I got a good two months of silence. Luckily, I moved out shortly after. IYAMBAD

adminbad — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 17:00:45 +0000

When my ex-boyfriend was a gardener/handyman at a primary school, he had to paint all the benches and tables at the school. He did a wonderful job, but some kids decided they wanted to gouge out the dried putty a couple of days after he had finished. As punishment, they were made to fill the holes in and then sand back the dried putty to smooth it out again. He gave them the finest sand paper he could find. (he is)BAD

adminbad — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:00:16 +0000

I used to live in an apartment, and had upstairs neighbors who liked to have noisy sex on their floor or very squeaky bed at very inconvenient hours. Now, a nice love life is great, but they did not need to be so darn loud at 3 am. I happened to own a set of very powerful speakers. Whenever sexy time had been going on and off ALL DAY and far too late into the night, my roomie and I would point the speakers at the ceiling and blast obnoxious showtunes. It put a quick stop to the noise. IYAMBAD

adminbad — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 17:00:08 +0000

My younger sisters are quite spoiled when it comes to technology. I told one not to leave her phone on the floor where someone might step on it, and she said, “I don’t care. Dad will just buy me a new one.” After that, every time I found her phone lying around on the floor, I’d put it in some very improbable place somewhere else in the house. I don’t think she ever figured out how she kept “losing” her phone. IYAMBAD

adminbad — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 17:00:07 +0000

In 6th grade, I had study hall with a bully and a shy nerdy kid. One day, the teacher was out of the room and the bully was picking on the nerd. I told the bully to shut up. He responded in kind. The teacher came back in and pulled me out in the hall to ask if I’d told him to shut up and tell me how rude that was. I responded in an offended tone, “HE told ME to shut up.” It wasn’t a lie, since he HAD done so, just an omission. I was known as a good kid, so the bully got written up and I got off. IYAMBAD

adminbad — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 17:00:42 +0000

When I was in college, my friends and I had a contest to see who could kiss the person of their choice. I won! I kissed my film professor…and I liked it! IYAMBAD