J 4 JOKES

Beauty

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 10:13:18 PDT

The short joke on "Beauty" goes like this: Beauty is not how you look... It is not how attractive you are... It is not your figure too... Beauty is the inner self... So, change your underwear daily! Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes: Love jokesFooling Around jokesFlirting jokes* * * * *

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Hung Up To Dry

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 11:26:14 PDT

The short joke on "Hung Up To Dry" goes like this: After hearing that one of the patients in the mental asylum had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of the bathtub, the asylum director called him to his office... Director: Mr Bush, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you are ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved, later killed himself with a rope around his neck! Mr Bush: Oh, he didn't kill himself. I hung him up to dry. Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes: Mental Asylum jokesHospital jokesDoctor jokes* * * * *

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SMS

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 06:06:13 PDT

The short joke on "SMS" goes like this: If you don't like any of my SMS or don't like to read or if my messages disturb you, then please don't hesitate – feel free to throw your cell phone! Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes: SMS jokesCell Phone jokesMobile jokes* * * * *

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Having Sex

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 07:39:08 PDT

The short joke on "Having Sex" goes like this: Having sex is like playing bridge – if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes: Sex jokesAdult jokesOne Liner jokes* * * * *

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Bravery Patience Laziness

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 06:11:13 PDT

The short joke on "Bravery Patience Laziness" goes like this: Question: What is the height of bravery, patience and laziness combined? Answer: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for tsunami to clean up your ass. Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS jokes and text jokes: Lazy jokesHeight jokesQuestion Answer jokes* * * * *

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Marriage

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 06:38:50 PDT

The short joke on "Marriage" goes like this: It's funny when people discuss – love marriage vs. arranged marriage! It's like asking someone – if suicide is better or being murdered! Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, SMS jokes, funny text messages and text jokes: Marriage jokesLove jokesMen Women jokes* * * * *

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I Will Be There

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:32:32 PDT

The short joke on "I Will Be There" goes like this: Girl to boy... When in life, you wake up and you don't see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to take you to an eye doctor! Related humor jokes and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: Boy Girl jokesLove jokesGirlfriend jokes* * * * *

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Just Perfect

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 07:16:48 PDT

The short joke on "Just Perfect" goes like this: After 10 years of marriage, husband to wife... Everything about you is perfect – your eyes, your lips, your skin, your body. Just perfect! You are lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who's born to be a big liar? Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: Husband Wife jokesMen Women jokesMarriage jokes* * * * *

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Rocket jokes

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 07:11:49 PDT

The short joke on "Rocket jokes" goes like this: A discussion going on between an airplane and a rocket about speed... Airplane: How is that you can fly so fast? Rocket: You will know if they put fire under your arse! Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: Aviation jokesAirline jokesAir hostess jokes* * * * *

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Bears Long Hair

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:17:39 PDT

The short joke on "Bears Long Hair" goes like this: Question: Why do bears have long hair? Answer: Because there are no barbers in the jungle. Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: Question Answer jokesAnimal jokesHair jokes* * * * *

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Wants

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 07:44:50 PDT

The short joke on "Wants" goes like this: A woman wants everything from one man. A man wants one thing from all women. Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: Men Women jokesMatured jokesHusband Wife jokes* * * * *

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God jokes

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 06:58:54 PDT

The short joke on "God jokes" goes like this: Man: God, why did you make woman so beautiful? God: So that you love her. Man: Then, why did you make her dumb? God: So that she loves you. Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: God jokesMan Woman jokesDumb jokes* * * * *

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Same Price

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 09:59:53 PDT

The short joke on "Same Price" goes like this: In an airplane, a man got fascinated by a sexy air hostess... Man: What's your name? Air hostess: Benz, sir. Man: Lovely name! Any relation with Mercedes-Benz? Air hostess: Same price, sir! Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: Air hostess jokesAirline jokesMatured jokes* * * * *

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No Longer Together

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 10:26:26 PDT

The short joke on "No Longer Together" goes like this: Two women talking... Woman 1: Me and my husband are no longer together... Woman 2: Why? Woman 1: Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks all day, has no job and always curses? Woman 2: No, of course I couldn't! Woman 1: Well, he couldn't either! Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: Women jokesWife jokesMen jokes* * * * *

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Crowning Glory

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 06:45:11 PDT

The short joke on "Crowning Glory" goes like this: Question: Why did the king go to the dentist? Answer: To get his teeth crowned. Related humor jokes and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: Question Answer jokesDentist jokesOne Liner jokes* * * * *

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Fire Extinguishers

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:56:48 PDT

The short joke on "Fire extinguishers" goes like this: Man 1: My factory burned down yesterday! Man 2: Oh, I'm so sorry! What did you manufacture? Man 1: Fire extinguishers! Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: Funny jokesComedy jokesConfession jokes* * * * *

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Nothing Much

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 07:31:54 PDT

The short joke on "Nothing Much" goes like this: Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son: Nothing much, Dad! Just a nice radio with a sports car wrapped around it. Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, SMS jokes, funny text messages and text jokes: Birthday jokesDad Son jokesMom Son jokes* * * * *

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Viagra Crime

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 07:12:55 PDT

The short joke on "Viagra Crime" goes like this: Crime news... A crate load of Viagra has been stolen from a distribution depot just a few hours ago. Police are looking for hardened criminals. Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: News jokesViagra jokesAdult jokes* * * * *

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Beggar jokes

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 06:46:01 PDT

The short joke on "Beggar jokes" goes like this: Beggar: Sir, please give me a dollar! Gentleman: I don't have so much to spare! Beggar: Sir, I'm sure you can find some pennies for a poor man like me. Gentleman: Believe me, I've nothing to spare! Beggar: Then I think you should join me, sir! Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: Beggar jokesSarcastic jokesHumor jokes* * * * *

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Steal Ideas

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 10:51:31 PDT

The short joke on "Steal Ideas" goes like this: To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: Thief jokesOne Liner jokesReality jokes* * * * *

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Applause

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:12:55 PDT

The short joke on "Applause" goes like this: Little mosquito: Can I go to the theater? Mother mosquito: Yes! But be aware – pay attention during the applause! Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: Mosquito jokesAnimal jokesKids jokes* * * * *

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Talks Dirty

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 06:40:31 PDT

The short joke on "Talks Dirty" goes like this: When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $2.99 a minute. Related humor jokes and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: Man Woman jokesSexual Harassment jokesDirty jokes* * * * *

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Donkey Smile

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 11:07:29 PDT

The short joke on "Donkey Smile" goes like this: Question: Why did the donkey smile when he saw a flash of lightning? Answer: Because he thought that someone was taking his photograph. Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, SMS jokes, funny text messages and text jokes: Donkey jokesAnimal jokesQuestion Answer jokes* * * * *

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Best Husband

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 07:16:46 PDT

The short joke on "Best Husband" goes like this: An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: Archaeologist jokesHusband jokesWoman jokes* * * * *

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Chasing Intention

noreply@blogger.com (netbobz) — Sun, 31 May 2009 06:29:40 PDT

The short joke on "Chasing Intention" goes like this: Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Answer: Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving! Related humor and funnies with short jokes, one liners, funny SMS text messages and text jokes: Marriage jokesMen Women jokesDog jokes* * * * *

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