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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/rss2full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearch/1.1/" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2012 16:27:25 +0000</lastBuildDate><title>Blogging About John Paul 2 High</title><description>the blog for the John Paul 2 High Novel Series</description><link>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (regina doman)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>63</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/JP2HighBlog" /><feedburner:info uri="jp2highblog" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-5715724308127251518</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 13:47:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2012-02-14T08:47:28.978-05:00</atom:updated><title>Happy C&amp;M Day (again)</title><description>Just wanted to re-post this:&lt;br /&gt;
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You know, I was intending to do a lot more of these, but life got in the way.&lt;br /&gt;
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Did I mention Book IV is coming out very soon?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-5715724308127251518?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/aBla6bsUk1w/happy-c-day-again.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (John Doman)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2012/02/happy-c-day-again.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-7912752780428210565</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Oct 2011 19:16:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-10-14T15:16:01.701-04:00</atom:updated><title>Now taking pre-orders from Book 3!!!</title><description>The day is close at hand! I've just received this email from Chesterton Press:&lt;br /&gt;
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Toward the end of September, Chesterton Press, publisher of Regina Doman's Fairy Tale Novels, obtained the rights to publish the John Paul 2 High series. We are working like crazy to put new covers on the books and release Book 2: Summer of My Dissent by November 1.&lt;br /&gt;All three books are available for PRE-ORDER at &lt;a href="http://www.fairytalenovels.com/RetailOrders.cfm#JP2H"&gt;http://www.fairytalenovels.com/RetailOrders.cfm#JP2H&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We plan to release Book 4 by Easter 2012.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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So there you have it! Told ya Book III would be out soon! Pre-order now!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-7912752780428210565?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/O_vXF4-cdcI/now-taking-pre-orders-from-book-3.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (John Doman)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2011/10/now-taking-pre-orders-from-book-3.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-7486483078633091980</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 13:45:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-10-11T12:09:10.563-04:00</atom:updated><title>We're baaack! With now covers and lots of other cool stuff</title><description>Man! It's been a long time since we posted anything here, hasn't it? As usual, we have a good excuse, but as usual, we should have just ditched the excuse and posted more, right? Right. Moving on.&lt;br /&gt;
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Okay, here's what's going on: Book 3 has a title now: "&lt;b&gt;Summer of My Dissent&lt;/b&gt;". And it has a cover:&lt;br /&gt;
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If you're wondering why this book cover looks so different than the previous two book covers...well....the first two books are getting new covers as well!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;
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And that's not all - we're working on getting E-Book versions of all three books as well - that means you'll be able to get the books on your iPhone or Kindle or whatnot; purchasing right from the iBookstore or Amazon (or whatnot).&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;
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So...when is all this cool stuff going to happen?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;
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We're working on it. Night and day. Trust me. We're working really hard to get all three books out to you for Christmas. Book I is already done, and the other two are close behind.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;
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Keep praying for us!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-7486483078633091980?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/gZiuk1ltBYI/were-baaack-with-now-covers-and-lots-of.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (John Doman)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SlsQ7TqBsXs/TpRGb02kDJI/AAAAAAAAG-U/d0ZPZmZcg0U/s72-c/Book+3+Cover+semifinal.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2011/10/were-baaack-with-now-covers-and-lots-of.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-4047966592246329822</guid><pubDate>Sat, 04 Jun 2011 19:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-06-04T15:53:07.930-04:00</atom:updated><title>Big News about Book 3!</title><description>&lt;iframe width="399" height="227" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3WEbkv62Iec" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-4047966592246329822?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/PqzILhTg9w0/big-news-about-book-3.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christian M. Frank)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/3WEbkv62Iec/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>3</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2011/06/big-news-about-book-3.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-1750952155901066004</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 May 2011 12:43:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-05-25T11:02:19.976-04:00</atom:updated><title>Help with our book trailer!</title><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="227" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tdFTZwf619Y?hd=1" width="399"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-1750952155901066004?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/73eK4Kz9OU8/help-with-our-book-trailer.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (John Doman)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://img.youtube.com/vi/tdFTZwf619Y/default.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2011/05/help-with-our-book-trailer.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-4241509296650712351</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 13:28:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-05-18T09:28:39.874-04:00</atom:updated><title>Book 3 rewrite is done (phew)!</title><description>Hey guys, &lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry about the long dearth of posts. I had a good reason for it though (I ALWAYS have good reasons, don't I?) -- I was undertaking a massive rewrite of Book 3. Which is now...phew...complete. &lt;br /&gt;
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So what happens next? Well, first the editor of the John Paul 2 High team, &lt;a href="http://www.reginadoman.com/"&gt;Regina Doman&lt;/a&gt;, will be reviewing the book and doing a final edit. Then she will submit it to the guys at Sophia Institute Press for final approval. Hopefully,&amp;nbsp;I got it done just in time for&amp;nbsp;a summer release. &lt;br /&gt;
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I will post more once we have any news on a release date (not to mention a title, a sample first chapter, etc....)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-4241509296650712351?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/VLfCdpnTd7g/book-3-rewrite-is-done-phew.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (John Doman)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2011/05/book-3-rewrite-is-done-phew.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-7233753932714872697</guid><pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 21:32:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-04-05T19:43:53.204-04:00</atom:updated><title>Some Tidbits to hold y'all over: Meet Athan Courchraine</title><description>I know what you're all thinking: "You said Book 3 was done! So where is it? What's it gonna be called? What's it about? Can we get the first chapter? Or some more feast day stuff? Or SOMETHING?"&lt;br /&gt;
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Well...it is done. But we're still working on it! I know you're probably tired of hearing that. Heck, I'm tired of saying it. But it's true. Just be patient a little while longer...darn, I'm tired of saying &lt;i&gt;that&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;too. Oh what the heck, I'll throw you some more stuff your way. You ready?&lt;br /&gt;
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You're gonna see a &lt;i&gt;lot&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;of new stuff in Book III; more characters, more adventures, more lessons learned. Some mysteries will be solved. Maybe. But new mysteries will arise.&lt;br /&gt;
Book III will be from the viewpoints of &lt;a href="http://www.johnpaul2high.com/main.cfm?ID=56&amp;amp;level=2&amp;amp;r1=3.00&amp;amp;r2=7.00&amp;amp;r3=0.00&amp;amp;r4=0.00"&gt;Allie Weaver&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.johnpaul2high.com/main.cfm?ID=52&amp;amp;level=2&amp;amp;r1=3.00&amp;amp;r2=3.00&amp;amp;r3=0.00&amp;amp;r4=0.00"&gt;Brian Burke&lt;/a&gt;, and you'll learn a lot more about these two. A &lt;i&gt;lot&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;more. Plus, like I said, you'll meet a lot of new brand new characters. Let's just say that the student body of John Paul 2 High is going to get a bit...larger.&lt;br /&gt;
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So when I can spare time from rewrites, spell checks and editor's meetings, I will attempt to introduce some of the new characters you'll meet. Today we'll focus on a young freshman called Athanasius Courchraine -- or Athan for short.&lt;br /&gt;
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Athan looks like this:&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;But this is what he looks like in his own head:&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fxfwWsuw9hY/TZePCLXBOWI/AAAAAAAAFNc/6Qs0QzXzmVo/s1600/AthanSelfPortrait.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-fxfwWsuw9hY/TZePCLXBOWI/AAAAAAAAFNc/6Qs0QzXzmVo/s400/AthanSelfPortrait.jpg" width="381" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;Athan is an artist. He's Byzantine Catholic. Plus he likes football. And bazookas.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;One thing he &lt;i&gt;doesn't&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;like is St. Francis. We don't agree with him, of course. Apparently he thinks St. Francis is too wimpy. He'd like him better if he looked like this:&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;The views of Athan do not reflect the views of the JP2 High team, Sophia Institute Press, or anyone else besides the dancing monkeys inside his own head.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;Athan's best friend is Joey Simonelli:&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dtovURsPkak/TZeUyd-S8wI/AAAAAAAAFNs/LSbJwaJ1dlE/s1600/photo-37.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="240" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dtovURsPkak/TZeUyd-S8wI/AAAAAAAAFNs/LSbJwaJ1dlE/s320/photo-37.JPG" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;And who is Joey? Why, he's the younger brother of &lt;a href="http://www.johnpaul2high.com/main.cfm?ID=54&amp;amp;level=2&amp;amp;r1=3.00&amp;amp;r2=5.00&amp;amp;r3=0.00&amp;amp;r4=0.00"&gt;Liz Simonelli&lt;/a&gt;, whom you've already met. Oh, by the way...you'll learn some more about her too. You've been warned :)&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;Learn more about Athan, Joey and a multitude of other things in JP2 High Book III! Coming soon! And not in the biblical sense!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"&gt;CREDITS: Drawings by Christian Frank 2.5 (Ryan Corrigan). See more of his stuff &lt;a href="http://duckwithagun.blogspot.com/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. Photos by Craig Spiering (see his &lt;a href="http://spieringphotography.com/"&gt;work&lt;/a&gt; here). Inane scribbling by me; see more inane scribbling &lt;a href="http://johndoman.blogspot.com/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-7233753932714872697?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/_G756TfqlDU/some-tidbits-to-hold-yall-over-meet.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (John Doman)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-IUXGAMcoQfM/TZeSzLKXiII/AAAAAAAAFNk/oCYMnYFtyCY/s72-c/photo-144.JPG" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2011/04/some-tidbits-to-hold-yall-over-meet.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-7442393810590706227</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Feb 2011 14:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-03-04T14:51:21.654-05:00</atom:updated><title>Happy Chair Day!</title><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s1600/peterchair.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s320/peterchair.jpg" width="243" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Hello.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;My name is Daryl.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;And I am the Chair of St. Peter.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;I am here because today, February 22nd, is an ancient and mighty feast day in honor of...me.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Myself.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;I, the Chair of St. Peter.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Now I shall recite an epic poem that tells of the heroic deeds of...me.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Ahem.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Oh Great! Oh Glorious Daryl!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a name='more'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;So old! So gold! So sterile!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;I've endured greatest perils!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Made more jokes than Will Farrell!&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Did you know that I write Christmas Carols?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s1600/peterhat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="263" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s320/peterhat.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Hold it! &amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s1600/peterchair.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s320/peterchair.jpg" width="243" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Ah. Larry. I was expecting you.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s1600/peterhat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="263" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s320/peterhat.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Really? How? &amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s1600/peterchair.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s320/peterchair.jpg" width="243" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;The Chair knoweth all. &amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s1600/peterhat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="263" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s320/peterhat.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Balderdash! I come by every year! Look, Daryl, I've had enough! I, the Hat of St. Peter, protest!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s1600/peterchair.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s320/peterchair.jpg" width="243" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;(Heavy sigh...) Very well. What is the nature of your protest? &amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s1600/peterhat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="263" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s320/peterhat.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;I protest the idea of giving a &lt;i&gt;feast day &lt;/i&gt;to a moldy, pompous old stool!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s1600/peterchair.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s320/peterchair.jpg" width="243" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;What? (Splutter) I'll have you know that I'm a &lt;i&gt;throne&lt;/i&gt;, not a-&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s1600/peterhat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="263" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s320/peterhat.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;A stool, I say! A stool with delusions of grandeur!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s1600/peterchair.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s320/peterchair.jpg" width="243" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;I shall endure your impudence with patient silence. The chair shall prevail, despite the ravings of one lone article of clothing-&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BwKCifXKo0k/TWZ64l_0yWI/AAAAAAAAFBc/5WRNQkkoK8A/s1600/petershorts.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BwKCifXKo0k/TWZ64l_0yWI/AAAAAAAAFBc/5WRNQkkoK8A/s320/petershorts.jpg" width="296" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;I, the shorts of St. Peter, protest!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Vf-ckJRlH0A/TWSco35FZ5I/AAAAAAAAFAg/w3JLS3fjmCM/s1600/petershoes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Vf-ckJRlH0A/TWSco35FZ5I/AAAAAAAAFAg/w3JLS3fjmCM/s1600/petershoes.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;And we, the shoes of St. Peter, protest!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s1600/peterchair.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s320/peterchair.jpg" width="243" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;...Kevin? Phyllis? Argus? How could you?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1zlNTHMsV5s/TWScFGzrDhI/AAAAAAAAFAY/zGvjiN6gh-A/s1600/petershirt.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="287" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1zlNTHMsV5s/TWScFGzrDhI/AAAAAAAAFAY/zGvjiN6gh-A/s320/petershirt.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;I, the shirt of St. Peter, protest!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s1600/peterchair.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s320/peterchair.jpg" width="243" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Oh, Bob. Not you too.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1zlNTHMsV5s/TWScFGzrDhI/AAAAAAAAFAY/zGvjiN6gh-A/s1600/petershirt.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="287" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1zlNTHMsV5s/TWScFGzrDhI/AAAAAAAAFAY/zGvjiN6gh-A/s320/petershirt.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Sorry man. But Larry has a point.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s1600/peterchair.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s320/peterchair.jpg" width="243" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;I see. Anyone else?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ybQFsCtaFM0/TWSd7LDRYOI/AAAAAAAAFBE/Gz3pFELm9VM/s1600/peterspatula.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="218" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ybQFsCtaFM0/TWSd7LDRYOI/AAAAAAAAFBE/Gz3pFELm9VM/s320/peterspatula.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ybQFsCtaFM0/TWSd7LDRYOI/AAAAAAAAFBE/Gz3pFELm9VM/s1600/peterspatula.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I, the spatula of St.-&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s1600/peterchair.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s320/peterchair.jpg" width="243" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Save it. There's no way I'm going to be lectured by a kitchen utensil. I've been around longer than &lt;i&gt;any&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;of you, and-&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Vf-ckJRlH0A/TWSco35FZ5I/AAAAAAAAFAg/w3JLS3fjmCM/s1600/petershoes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Vf-ckJRlH0A/TWSco35FZ5I/AAAAAAAAFAg/w3JLS3fjmCM/s1600/petershoes.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Not longer than us! We remember when you were like us,&amp;nbsp;Daryl...just a simple, humble fisherman's stool, willing to serve the master and be content.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1zlNTHMsV5s/TWScFGzrDhI/AAAAAAAAFAY/zGvjiN6gh-A/s1600/petershirt.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="287" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1zlNTHMsV5s/TWScFGzrDhI/AAAAAAAAFAY/zGvjiN6gh-A/s320/petershirt.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;And then you started calling yourself a &lt;i&gt;throne...&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BwKCifXKo0k/TWZ64l_0yWI/AAAAAAAAFBc/5WRNQkkoK8A/s1600/petershorts.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BwKCifXKo0k/TWZ64l_0yWI/AAAAAAAAFBc/5WRNQkkoK8A/s320/petershorts.jpg" width="296" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;And writing epic poems about yourself...&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s1600/peterhat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="263" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s320/peterhat.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;You are certainly &lt;i&gt;not&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;sterile!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s1600/peterchair.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s320/peterchair.jpg" width="243" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Okay, fine. Maybe the poems were a bit much. But I &lt;i&gt;am&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;a throne. The master said so.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s1600/peterhat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="263" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s320/peterhat.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;No! You're no greater than the rest of us!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Vf-ckJRlH0A/TWSco35FZ5I/AAAAAAAAFAg/w3JLS3fjmCM/s1600/petershoes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Vf-ckJRlH0A/TWSco35FZ5I/AAAAAAAAFAg/w3JLS3fjmCM/s1600/petershoes.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Hold on. We hear someone coming!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;(door opening)&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s1600/peterhat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="263" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s320/peterhat.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;The master! &amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s320/Peter.jpg" width="228" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;..so Cunningham's in his own endzone, and then he lobs it 63 yards-&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s1600/Marty.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s320/Marty.jpg" width="267" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;No way! I don't believe it!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ybQFsCtaFM0/TWSd7LDRYOI/AAAAAAAAFBE/Gz3pFELm9VM/s1600/peterspatula.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="218" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ybQFsCtaFM0/TWSd7LDRYOI/AAAAAAAAFBE/Gz3pFELm9VM/s320/peterspatula.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;EEEEEK!!!!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;It's true! Happened in 1990 against the Bills...hey, wait a sec. What is my spatula doing in here...and why is it screaming?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s1600/Marty.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s320/Marty.jpg" width="268" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;...Um...actually, all of your things are screaming.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BwKCifXKo0k/TWZ64l_0yWI/AAAAAAAAFBc/5WRNQkkoK8A/s1600/petershorts.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BwKCifXKo0k/TWZ64l_0yWI/AAAAAAAAFBc/5WRNQkkoK8A/s320/petershorts.jpg" width="296" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;HIM! The German!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Vf-ckJRlH0A/TWSco35FZ5I/AAAAAAAAFAg/w3JLS3fjmCM/s1600/petershoes.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Vf-ckJRlH0A/TWSco35FZ5I/AAAAAAAAFAg/w3JLS3fjmCM/s1600/petershoes.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Run away! Run away!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Um...Hey guys. What's going on?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s1600/peterhat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="263" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s320/peterhat.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Master! How could you be associating with &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Luther"&gt;HIM!?!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1zlNTHMsV5s/TWScFGzrDhI/AAAAAAAAFAY/zGvjiN6gh-A/s1600/petershirt.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="287" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1zlNTHMsV5s/TWScFGzrDhI/AAAAAAAAFAY/zGvjiN6gh-A/s320/petershirt.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;After &lt;a href="http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome&amp;amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;amp;q=Martin+luther+quotes+the+pope" target="_blank"&gt;all&lt;/a&gt; the &lt;a href="http://thinkexist.com/quotation/i_feel_much_freer_now_that_i_am_certain_the_pope/159503.html" target="_blank"&gt;things&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;he &lt;a href="http://www.scribd.com/doc/3935334/Martin-Luther-Quotes" target="_blank"&gt;said&lt;/a&gt; about you!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s1600/Marty.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s320/Marty.jpg" width="268" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Um...well, actaully, to be fair, I said those regrettable things about his successors. The men who sit in that chair over there.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s1600/peterchair.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s320/peterchair.jpg" width="243" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Leave me out of this! I got enough on my plate today!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s1600/Marty.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s320/Marty.jpg" width="268" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;But I was wrong. I didn't understand-&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ybQFsCtaFM0/TWSd7LDRYOI/AAAAAAAAFBE/Gz3pFELm9VM/s1600/peterspatula.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="218" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ybQFsCtaFM0/TWSd7LDRYOI/AAAAAAAAFBE/Gz3pFELm9VM/s320/peterspatula.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Silence, heretic! Master, shall I smite him for you?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Heh heh. No, that's okay Janet. Why don't you tell us what's going on?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"&gt;(5 minutes later...)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Okay...I think I understand. Time for a teaching moment.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s1600/Marty.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s320/Marty.jpg" width="268" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Actually, Pete, I'd like to take this, It's the least I can do.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;I agree, brother. Go ahead.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s1600/Marty.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s320/Marty.jpg" width="268" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;All right guys. So you're all angry about Daryl here being arrogant, and pushy, and pompous...right?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s1600/peterhat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="263" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s320/peterhat.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;That's right, heretic. And especially that he calls himself a throne.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s1600/Marty.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s320/Marty.jpg" width="268" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;But he &lt;u&gt;is&lt;/u&gt;&amp;nbsp;a throne. Sorry, but he's right about that.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BwKCifXKo0k/TWZ64l_0yWI/AAAAAAAAFBc/5WRNQkkoK8A/s1600/petershorts.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-BwKCifXKo0k/TWZ64l_0yWI/AAAAAAAAFBc/5WRNQkkoK8A/s320/petershorts.jpg" width="296" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;What? Master...is this true?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Yep. Every word.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s1600/peterchair.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s320/peterchair.jpg" width="243" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Ha! Told you! Who's da man? DARYLL's the man; I mean, the THRONE! Woot! Woot!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s1600/Marty.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s320/Marty.jpg" width="268" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Ah, Daryll. I was just getting to you. You DO know that this feast, &lt;a href="http://www.americancatholic.org/features/saints/saint.aspx?id=1299"&gt;Feb. 22, the Chair of St. Peter&lt;/a&gt;, isn't actually about you, right?&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s1600/peterchair.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s320/peterchair.jpg" width="243" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;I...whaat??&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s1600/peterhat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="263" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s320/peterhat.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Ha ha! Nice job, heretic!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;That's right, Daryl. It's really about Jesus. Jesus started it all. He put me on that throne when he told me, "You are Rock, and upon this rock I will build my Church, and the gates of Hell will not overcome it." And ever since then, my successors have sat on that throne, and Hell &lt;u&gt;hasn't&lt;/u&gt; overcome the Church. Not for lack of trying. And &lt;u&gt;that's&lt;/u&gt;&amp;nbsp;what this feast is really about.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s1600/peterhat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="263" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s320/peterhat.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Ha ha! You see, Daryll! You're just a piece of furniture after all, you pompous, motheaten...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s1600/Marty.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s320/Marty.jpg" width="268" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Hang on there, Larry. You got to show Daryll a little respect. Don't do what I did.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s1600/peterhat.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="263" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-Zd3siyaJ_t8/TWSbcxts4JI/AAAAAAAAFAM/PsTdPeOsb7A/s320/peterhat.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Oh yeah? And what did you do, heretic?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s1600/Marty.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s320/Marty.jpg" width="268" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Glad you asked. Well, I had to deal with some pretty pompous popes back in my day. Worse than pompous, actually. Corrupt.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Sigh... that's right.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s1600/Marty.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s320/Marty.jpg" width="268" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;And that's what started me off on the wrong road. I was so angry at the corruption and the lack of focus on Jesus that I went too far. I didn't stop with condemning the corruption; I condemned the papacy itself...and then the Mass...and that lead me more and more into error. I grew more anti-semitic, for example; a horrible sin. And I incited violence and wars. In the end, my actions led to a permanent split in the Church, a century or more of wars all over Europe, religious persecutions on both sides, and suffering and violence...all because I didn't&amp;nbsp;respect&amp;nbsp;the Chair of St. Peter.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-1zlNTHMsV5s/TWScFGzrDhI/AAAAAAAAFAY/zGvjiN6gh-A/s1600/petershirt.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="287" src="https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-1zlNTHMsV5s/TWScFGzrDhI/AAAAAAAAFAY/zGvjiN6gh-A/s320/petershirt.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;So what are you doing up here, heretic? Why aren't you down in the other place?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Because he loved Jesus, of course! As did his followers...and all of the&amp;nbsp;separated&amp;nbsp;brethren! So stop calling him heretic!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s1600/Marty.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s320/Marty.jpg" width="268" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Well...let's be honest, Pete. I was a heretic.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/--ASpz0bGvPY/TWSar04jWmI/AAAAAAAAE_s/TC5pILOAJGQ/s1600/Peter.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Well...that's all in the past. And your followers are not. We're all part of the Body of Christ. And we need to work together; now more than ever.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s1600/Marty.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-LmBGwHPvyJM/TWSaYDzAIhI/AAAAAAAAE_k/LzM8G-RoWas/s320/Marty.jpg" width="268" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Amen to that, brother. So all of you need to get along. Daryll, stop being such a jerk. And the rest of you...no matter how big of a jerk he is, respect his office. Okay?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-ybQFsCtaFM0/TWSd7LDRYOI/AAAAAAAAFBE/Gz3pFELm9VM/s1600/peterspatula.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="218" src="https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-ybQFsCtaFM0/TWSd7LDRYOI/AAAAAAAAFBE/Gz3pFELm9VM/s320/peterspatula.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Not unless you want to get smitten.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-7442393810590706227?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/tTn1QFxrX9U/happy-chair-day.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (John Doman)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DogYhaJqaUU/TWSbVIK820I/AAAAAAAAE_0/G64SKmsiS24/s72-c/peterchair.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>4</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2011/02/happy-chair-day.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-2148727889437767141</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Feb 2011 14:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-03-04T14:52:01.931-05:00</atom:updated><title>Happy C&amp;M day!</title><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Hi there! I'm Methodius! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Um...and I'm his brother Cyril. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;And today is-&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a name='more'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Also known as Cyril the lesser. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Um...what? I never heard of that title... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Oh, yeah. They call me that all the time. Also "Cyril the Shorter," or "Cyril the Sicklier", or "Cyril the one who died first-" &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Speaking of which, today, February 14, is the date of my brother Cyril's death, and thus, our feast day!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;It should have been &lt;em&gt;your&lt;/em&gt; death day. You're more important. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Um...well...the Church thinks we're both important. You see, my brother and I&amp;nbsp;lived in the 9th century. Back then, most of Eastern Europe was still barbarian; they didn't even have a written language! So that's why me and Cyril invented...Cyril? Where you going?&amp;nbsp; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;Just need to visit the little monks room.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;What? We're dead! We don't have bodies! And why are you acting&amp;nbsp;like this? Making up nasty titles for yourself,&amp;nbsp;pulling your hood over your face, trying to sneak off- &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Argh! Because of what you're about to mention!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;What? The &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyrillic_alphabet"&gt;Cyrillic Alphabet?&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Exactly! Cyrillic! CYRIL! I'm tired of being in the spotlight! It's not fair to you! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Dude! I don't care! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Well I do! Why is it always "&lt;u&gt;Cyril&lt;/u&gt; and Methodius?" Why&amp;nbsp;did they name the alphabet after me? Why did-&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Cyril! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;........&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Calm down. They probably named it after you because you got a cooler name.&amp;nbsp;But if it really bothers you, &lt;em&gt;I'll&lt;/em&gt; do most of the talking. But you got to stop acting weird. Okay?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Okay. Sorry.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Anyway, you're freaking out for no reason. I bet that most people reading this don't know what the Cyrillic alphabet is. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;What? That's terrible! I mean...not that I care for my sake. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;I know you don't brother. Listen up kids. You ever see something written in Russian, or in Polish? Like this: &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rDfUcfoxB68/TVqJL_2jCfI/AAAAAAAAE-E/6e24j2avibg/s1600/sign_board_Cyrillic_letters.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" height="130" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rDfUcfoxB68/TVqJL_2jCfI/AAAAAAAAE-E/6e24j2avibg/s320/sign_board_Cyrillic_letters.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Or this: &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f2ZK9YJOZHI/TVqKpVh9PDI/AAAAAAAAE-Q/DgcsPmQ48ZI/s1600/cyrillic+newspaper.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" height="240" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-f2ZK9YJOZHI/TVqKpVh9PDI/AAAAAAAAE-Q/DgcsPmQ48ZI/s320/cyrillic+newspaper.jpg" width="320" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Ever wonder where those weird letters came from? Well, you can thank Cyril and me. Here's what happened: Cyril and I were asked by the Pope to go and preach the Gospel to the Slavs - the people in Eastern Europe. The Slavs were not only pagan - they were poor and downtrodden - in fact, the word "slav" comes from the german word for "slave" - because other people enslaved them so much. The Slavs didn't even have a written language, which was kind of important for our mission, since preaching the Gospel means &lt;em&gt;reading&lt;/em&gt; the Gospel, and the rest of the Bible. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;That's right! That's the only &lt;i&gt;method&lt;/i&gt; we knew. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Er...yes. So Cyril and I decided to sit down and make an alphabet that the Slavs could use. And this is what we came up with: &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-U2j_HM9KIYY/TVqO9arMqZI/AAAAAAAAE-c/Yfz0NjuSPcw/s1600/Cyrillic_Alphabet.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" height="280" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-U2j_HM9KIYY/TVqO9arMqZI/AAAAAAAAE-c/Yfz0NjuSPcw/s640/Cyrillic_Alphabet.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;And here's the crazy part: our little alphabet is still used today in all of Russia, and Poland, and Slovakia...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;...and Bulgaria and Croatia and Macedonia...&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Yep. So a pretty big deal. So Cyril, you want to tell the kids how we invented the Cyr- Um..I mean, our alphabet? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Hmm. Well, it wasn't easy. We had to be very careful. Very methodical. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Er...yes. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Sometimes we even had to use math. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;....well, not really... &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;And even though it was hard, we just trusted in God and kept plugging along. We didn't resort to any chemical stimulants. Like Caffeine, or coke, or Chrystal Meth.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;What's Chrystal Meth? &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;I'll tell you later. Also, we often eased the tension by cracking jokes. Sometimes Methane-related. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;What?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Because let me tell you, it's a good thing Methodius here &lt;em&gt;doesn't&lt;/em&gt; have a body anymore, 'cause he would rip some mighty-&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Well, that's all the time we have for today! Praise God in all things, and wish your Polish and Russian friends a happy Cyril and Methodius day! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Mg1bUXxvdI/TVk8VfInC-I/AAAAAAAAE9M/y5Am9z-0U_M/s1600/Cyril.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;A happy Methodius and Cyril day! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" h5="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s1600/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Whatever. See ya! &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;(Click &lt;a href="http://www.catholic.org/saints/saint.php?saint_id=39"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; to learn more about Cyril and Methodius!)﻿&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-2148727889437767141?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/J70IP7ABpeY/happy-c-day.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (John Doman)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZyAS6sdaPDQ/TVk9E4Mf3aI/AAAAAAAAE84/8U_n_EIQeL0/s72-c/cyril-and-methodius-19-c-russian.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2011/02/happy-c-day.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-577641533485596550</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 21:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-03-04T14:52:57.639-05:00</atom:updated><title>Happy St. Scholastica day!</title><description>&lt;span xmlns=""&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span xmlns=""&gt;Today is the feast of &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Scholastica"&gt;St. Scholastica&lt;/a&gt;, and I think we should celebrate it, for three reasons: &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span xmlns=""&gt;She's got the coolest name &lt;em&gt;ever.&lt;/em&gt; I mean, you &lt;em&gt;know&lt;/em&gt; she was smart if that's what her mom and dad named her. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;span xmlns=""&gt;
&lt;li&gt;We don't know much about her, aside from her famous  &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benedict_of_Nursia"&gt;twin brother&lt;/a&gt;. She needs a little more love. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Because of this story: &lt;em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;span xmlns=""&gt;&lt;em&gt;Her brother was accustomed to visit her every year, for "she could not be sated or wearied with the words of grace which flowed from his lips." On his last visit, after a day passed in spiritual converse, the Saint, knowing that her end was near, said, "My brother, leave me not, I pray you, this night, but discourse with me till dawn on the bliss of those who see God in heaven." St. Benedict would not break his rule at the bidding of natural affection; and &lt;strong&gt;then the Saint bowed her head on her hands and prayed; and there arose a storm so violent that St. Benedict could not return to his monastery, and they passed the night in heavenly conversation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span xmlns=""&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;span xmlns=""&gt;I just think it's kind of cool. And I wonder how it played out…&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a33bcnCNxu4/TVRbOBmrMtI/AAAAAAAAE7Q/TppBXfpWAEA/s1600/scholastica.jpg" imageanchor="1"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a33bcnCNxu4/TVRbOBmrMtI/AAAAAAAAE7Q/TppBXfpWAEA/s1600/scholastica.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;St. Brother, I am at the brink of death. Will you keep me company?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-e9PDVSpulBI/TVRbO06i1lI/AAAAAAAAE7U/1gJpoOI3Igw/s1600/St_Benedict.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-e9PDVSpulBI/TVRbO06i1lI/AAAAAAAAE7U/1gJpoOI3Igw/s320/St_Benedict.jpg" width="241" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Sorry. Gonna be late for Vespers.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a name='more'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a33bcnCNxu4/TVRbOBmrMtI/AAAAAAAAE7Q/TppBXfpWAEA/s1600/scholastica.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a33bcnCNxu4/TVRbOBmrMtI/AAAAAAAAE7Q/TppBXfpWAEA/s1600/scholastica.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;Vespers!?! I'm gonna be singing Vespers in &lt;em&gt;heaven, &lt;/em&gt; for Pete's sake! Speaking of Pete, I'm going to tell him you said that when I meet him. Later tonight.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-e9PDVSpulBI/TVRbO06i1lI/AAAAAAAAE7U/1gJpoOI3Igw/s1600/St_Benedict.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-e9PDVSpulBI/TVRbO06i1lI/AAAAAAAAE7U/1gJpoOI3Igw/s320/St_Benedict.jpg" width="241" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Um…well, see, St. Sis, I wrote this  &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benedictine_Rule"&gt;rule&lt;/a&gt;. And…the rule says I got to be back for Vespers.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a33bcnCNxu4/TVRbOBmrMtI/AAAAAAAAE7Q/TppBXfpWAEA/s1600/scholastica.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a33bcnCNxu4/TVRbOBmrMtI/AAAAAAAAE7Q/TppBXfpWAEA/s1600/scholastica.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;To heaven with the rule! I'm &lt;i&gt;dying&lt;/i&gt; here, Benny!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-e9PDVSpulBI/TVRbO06i1lI/AAAAAAAAE7U/1gJpoOI3Igw/s1600/St_Benedict.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-e9PDVSpulBI/TVRbO06i1lI/AAAAAAAAE7U/1gJpoOI3Igw/s320/St_Benedict.jpg" width="241" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;But Schola, they &lt;i&gt;named&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;it after me! The Benedictine Rule!&amp;nbsp;I mean, St. Benedict can't break the Benedictine rule! It would cause some kinda rift in the space-time continuum!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span xmlns=""&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a33bcnCNxu4/TVRbOBmrMtI/AAAAAAAAE7Q/TppBXfpWAEA/s1600/scholastica.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a33bcnCNxu4/TVRbOBmrMtI/AAAAAAAAE7Q/TppBXfpWAEA/s1600/scholastica.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;….........&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a33bcnCNxu4/TVRbOBmrMtI/AAAAAAAAE7Q/TppBXfpWAEA/s1600/scholastica.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a33bcnCNxu4/TVRbOBmrMtI/AAAAAAAAE7Q/TppBXfpWAEA/s1600/scholastica.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;Fine. Have fun at Vespers.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-e9PDVSpulBI/TVRbO06i1lI/AAAAAAAAE7U/1gJpoOI3Igw/s1600/St_Benedict.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-e9PDVSpulBI/TVRbO06i1lI/AAAAAAAAE7U/1gJpoOI3Igw/s320/St_Benedict.jpg" width="241" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Thanks! See ya! &lt;i&gt;(leaves with cheery wave)&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;/span&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-577641533485596550?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/mO617wS67RY/happy-st-scholastica-day.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (John Doman)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-a33bcnCNxu4/TVRbOBmrMtI/AAAAAAAAE7Q/TppBXfpWAEA/s72-c/scholastica.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2011/02/happy-st-scholastica-day.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-1582803746248861299</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Jan 2011 21:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-01-14T16:28:47.729-05:00</atom:updated><title>More website updates: Memes!</title><description>Even more updates to the &lt;a href="http://www.johnpaul2high.com/main.cfm?r1=3.00&amp;amp;ID=45&amp;amp;level=1"&gt;character webpages! &lt;/a&gt; Now each of the students has a little quote about them from the books. More intriguing, though, is this: each character has a meme! Check them out &lt;a href="http://www.johnpaul2high.com/main.cfm?ID=69&amp;amp;level=2&amp;amp;r1=3.00&amp;amp;r2=8.00&amp;amp;r3=0.00&amp;amp;r4=0.00"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. These memes were originally written by our very own Ryan Corrigan, the co-author of Book 2, and posted on this very blog last year - so this isn't &lt;i&gt;exactly&lt;/i&gt; a new update, but it makes it much easier to find them. &lt;div&gt;For more of Ryan's...unique...brand of humor, check out &lt;a href="http://steakrules.blogspot.com/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;...or &lt;a href="http://duckwithagun.blogspot.com/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;...or especially &lt;a href="http://dominicmakesmeangry.blogspot.com/"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-1582803746248861299?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/p-PN-R2WJJM/more-website-updates-memes.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christian M. Frank)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2011/01/more-website-updates-memes.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-5305133483492614704</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 20:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-06-14T14:35:37.610-04:00</atom:updated><title>New Character Pics! Check them out!</title><description>Hey guys, since we're done book 3 we have time to give the &lt;a href="http://johnpaul2high.com/"&gt;website&lt;/a&gt; a much-overdue makeover! Lots of new stuff will be added.. but for now, check out the character pages! There's several new pics of each of the students at JP2High, along with some...interesting...commentary by the students themselves! My personal favorite is &lt;a href="http://www.johnpaul2high.com/main.cfm?id=45&amp;amp;r1=3.00&amp;amp;r2=0&amp;amp;r3=0&amp;amp;r4=0&amp;amp;level=1&amp;amp;eid=83"&gt;James&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You can see all the rest &lt;a href="http://www.johnpaul2high.com/main.cfm?r1=3.00&amp;amp;ID=45&amp;amp;level=1"&gt;here.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stay tuned for more!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-5305133483492614704?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/MK6Y_8CSx9Y/new-character-pics-check-them-out.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Christian M. Frank)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2011/01/new-character-pics-check-them-out.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-4419432817726021147</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 22:06:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2011-01-07T17:26:28.366-05:00</atom:updated><title>So the Book is done...</title><description>...so what now? Well, lots. First of all, this book is &lt;i&gt;awesome&lt;/i&gt;. That's what everyone who has read it tells me. However, there's still a lot of post-production work to be done. Editing...cutting...thinking of a cool title (NOT "Protestant for the Summer") and promotion and such. So it looks like y'all have to wait just a little bit longer for the final product. All of this delay is just standard for publishing, by the way. But rest assured that all of us on the team are working as quick as we can to get the book out to you. &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;p class='blogpress_location'&gt;Location:&lt;a href='http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Alan%20Wood%20Rd,Plymouth,United%20States%4040.105326%2C-75.303852&amp;z=10'&gt;Alan Wood Rd,Plymouth,United States&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-4419432817726021147?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/eUYdKSTQKeU/so-book-is-done.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (John Doman)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2011/01/so-book-is-done.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-620789711190315713</guid><pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 17:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-12-24T12:18:37.623-05:00</atom:updated><title>BOOK 3 IS DONE!</title><description>Hey guys and gals. Guess what? Book 3 is done! &lt;br /&gt;
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Unfortunately, neither a title nor a publishing date is available, but rest assured that both should appear shortly (RIGHT, Series Queen?)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-620789711190315713?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/o6A_yFiKlD8/book-3-is-done.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (John Doman)</author><thr:total>3</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2010/12/book-3-is-done.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-5874412246957873052</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-02-15T19:13:05.953-05:00</atom:updated><title>The Book Club Notes are Here!</title><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_u8MzsLUZ7Ds/S3nd2q785II/AAAAAAAAB0M/WHPgWg12tRs/s1600-h/booklet_cover.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" ct="true" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_u8MzsLUZ7Ds/S3nd2q785II/AAAAAAAAB0M/WHPgWg12tRs/s320/booklet_cover.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;After what seems like forever (at least to those of us who worked so hard on it!) the Book Club Notes for &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.johnpaul2high.com/main.cfm?ID=47&amp;amp;level=2&amp;amp;r1=5.00&amp;amp;r2=1.00&amp;amp;r3=0.00&amp;amp;r4=0.00"&gt;Catholic Reluctantly&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; are available at last!&lt;br /&gt;
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And they are FREE.&amp;nbsp; Yes, if you want your very own discussion guide for Book One, all you have to do is &lt;a href="http://www.johnpaul2high.com/docs/Catholic%20Reluctantly%20Book%20Club%20Notes.pdf"&gt;click here&lt;/a&gt; and download it.&amp;nbsp; Make as many copies as you need to for your group, and have fun reading and discussing!&lt;br /&gt;
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We'd wanted to create this guide for a long time, because we have been hearing from Catholic school teachers who want just such a resource so they can use the book in their classrooms.&amp;nbsp; Now it's here, at last!&lt;br /&gt;
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So-- hey, tell your friends.&amp;nbsp; Tell your youth group leaders.&amp;nbsp; Tell your teachers. Wouldn't it be great it this was your assigned summer reading?&amp;nbsp; Now's your chance to lobby for it!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-5874412246957873052?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/-bPumg_BX4s/book-club-notes-are-here.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (regina doman)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_u8MzsLUZ7Ds/S3nd2q785II/AAAAAAAAB0M/WHPgWg12tRs/s72-c/booklet_cover.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>1</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2010/02/book-club-notes-are-here.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-4240197063973582785</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-28T10:48:37.833-04:00</atom:updated><title>Another great review of TAU</title><description>From some fabulous people.  Take a look!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://joes-everything-blog.blogspot.com/2009/10/stalkers-mystery-and-catholic-school.html"&gt;http://joes-everything-blog.blogspot.com/2009/10/stalkers-mystery-and-catholic-school.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-4240197063973582785?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/2_vgf0Fd2DY/another-great-review-of-tau.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Token "Teenager")</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2009/10/another-great-review-of-tau.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-5645238854511624831</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 14:18:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-28T10:26:53.844-04:00</atom:updated><title>Review of Tresspasses</title><description>Check out a new review of Tresspasses Against Us at &lt;em&gt;A Helping Hand&lt;/em&gt;!  Here is the link:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://ahelpinghand2.blogspot.com/2009/10/catholic-company-book-review-jp2-high.html"&gt;http://ahelpinghand2.blogspot.com/2009/10/catholic-company-book-review-jp2-high.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-5645238854511624831?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/7q_z1LwF7D0/review-of-tresspasses.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Token "Teenager")</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2009/10/review-of-tresspasses.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-8365320704786422251</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 21:10:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-05T14:56:21.176-04:00</atom:updated><title>Great review of TAU at Catholic Ponderings...</title><description>&lt;span style="font-size: x-large;"&gt;C&lt;/span&gt;heck this one out, seriously. A great review with some really good insights. &lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://catholicponderings.blogspot.com/2009/09/book-review-catholic-teen-fiction.html"&gt;+Catholic Ponderings+: Book Review - Catholic Teen Fiction: "Trespasses Against Us"&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;a href="http://homescribbles.blogspot.com/2009/09/book-review-trespasses-against-us.html"&gt;Home Scribbles: Book Review: Trespasses Against Us&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-8365320704786422251?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/2WEmk5KN4gQ/great-review-of-tau-at-catholic.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (John Doman)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2009/10/great-review-of-tau-at-catholic.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-41314877995925934</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Oct 2009 21:02:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-04T17:05:09.501-04:00</atom:updated><title>Christian Frank hits the big screen</title><description>A couple of weeks I did an interview on Catholic TV regarding the JP2 Novels. Check it out!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/33ziCcC2n5c&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0"&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/33ziCcC2n5c&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="344" width="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-41314877995925934?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/NpjH_OL7A-0/christian-frank-hits-big-screen.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (John Doman)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2009/10/christian-frank-hits-big-screen.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-1273694260119570947</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:51:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-03T15:07:55.513-04:00</atom:updated><title>In the Catholic Spotlight</title><description>&lt;a href="http://catholicspotlight.com/424/cs118-regina-doman-catholic-teen-fiction/"&gt;&lt;img style="MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 205px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 184px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386565152797222354" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u8MzsLUZ7Ds/SsDsd5v55dI/AAAAAAAABs4/QDr6P2gSlng/s320/catholiccompany.gif" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;C&lt;/span&gt;heck out this fun interview I did with Chris Cash and &lt;a href="http://catholicspotlight.com/424/cs118-regina-doman-catholic-teen-fiction/"&gt;Catholic Spotlight&lt;/a&gt; for &lt;a href="http://search.catholiccompany.com/search?w=regina+doman"&gt;Catholic Company&lt;/a&gt; today. We talked about the &lt;a href="http://www.fairytalenovels.com/"&gt;Fairy Tale Novels&lt;/a&gt;, editing books for Sophia Institute Press, and &lt;a href="http://www.johnpaul2high.com/"&gt;John Paul 2 High&lt;/a&gt;. I had a bit of a cold when I gave the interview, but aside from the hoarseness, I think I did okay. &lt;a href="http://catholicspotlight.com/podpress_trac/web/424/0/118-regina-doman-teen-fiction.mp3"&gt;Click here to listen.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also mentioned two new books that I edited for Sophia Institute Press,&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sophiainstitute.com/productdetails.cfm?PC=404"&gt; Bleeder&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;, and the on-the-verge-of-being-published &lt;a href="http://www.sophiainstitute.com/productdetails.cfm?PC=409"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Awakening&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. I'll be spotlighting both books myself later on this week. Enjoy!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-1273694260119570947?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/uDniuE9Nlsw/in-catholic-spotlight.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (regina doman)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u8MzsLUZ7Ds/SsDsd5v55dI/AAAAAAAABs4/QDr6P2gSlng/s72-c/catholiccompany.gif" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2009/09/in-catholic-spotlight.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-2750284473503891653</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 20:32:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-05-19T16:32:42.076-04:00</atom:updated><title>Book 2: It's HERE.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.sophiainstitute.com/productdetails.cfm?PC=387"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5337634833659942466" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 269px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_u8MzsLUZ7Ds/ShMWmekNVkI/AAAAAAAABpo/BKl5qHO3LrY/s400/trespasses.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sophiainstitute.com/productdetails.cfm?PC=387"&gt;Order it now.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;And don't kill me when you finish it: all I can say is, Christian Frank is working hard on Book 3. :)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-2750284473503891653?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/OIeRUxH-CCs/book-2-its-here.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (regina doman)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_u8MzsLUZ7Ds/ShMWmekNVkI/AAAAAAAABpo/BKl5qHO3LrY/s72-c/trespasses.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>5</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2009/05/book-2-its-here.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-3375622035564828392</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 21:14:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-04-07T17:14:56.079-04:00</atom:updated><title>Trespasses Against Us: Pre-order Book Two!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.sophiainstitute.com/productdetails.cfm?PC=387"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322060047926241954" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 161px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 256px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u8MzsLUZ7Ds/SdvBaoXxKqI/AAAAAAAABmg/arzgS9MnMMI/s400/Trespasses+cover.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_u8MzsLUZ7Ds/Sdu_nsMwDMI/AAAAAAAABmQ/Fo9u3RpM-d4/s1600-h/Trespasses+photo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322058073268817090" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 211px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 251px" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_u8MzsLUZ7Ds/Sdu_nsMwDMI/AAAAAAAABmQ/Fo9u3RpM-d4/s320/Trespasses+photo.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;It's here&lt;/span&gt;. At last.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;I am pleased to announce the second installment in a book series that's very close to my heart, &lt;a href="http://www.sophiainstitute.com/productdetails.cfm?PC=387"&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;John Paul 2 High Book Two: Trespasses Against Us.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt; The saga of seven students in a Catholic start-up school and their tempestuous relationship to the massive secular school next door continues and intensifies. As Series Creator (and as you know, I prefer the title Series Queen) I have to say I think this is even better that &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.sophiainstitute.com/productdetails.cfm?PC=340"&gt;Book One, Catholic Reluctantly.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; More suspense. More action. More craziness. More Catholic truth.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u8MzsLUZ7Ds/Sdu9M2jefZI/AAAAAAAABmI/NeOdIMaRbN4/s1600-h/Celia+with+roses2.jpg"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5322055413168766354" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 151px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 242px" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_u8MzsLUZ7Ds/Sdu9M2jefZI/AAAAAAAABmI/NeOdIMaRbN4/s320/Celia+with+roses2.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;p&gt;Celia Costain finds it tough being thought of as the perfect principal's daughter at John Paul 2 High. Being Catholic has never been easy, but now Celia’s friends are all dating and say she’s uptight. Celia can deal with that, but how can she relax with someone stalking her friend Allie?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;And no one will tell her what’s really going on!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;So &lt;a href="http://www.sophiainstitute.com/productdetails.cfm?PC=387"&gt;click here to pre-order the book!&lt;/a&gt; It won't arrive in time for Easter, alas, but you could always ask your parents to order it for you and put a note in your Easter basket saying it's coming!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-3375622035564828392?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/d-GCxUVWwbE/trespasses-against-us-pre-order-book.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (regina doman)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u8MzsLUZ7Ds/SdvBaoXxKqI/AAAAAAAABmg/arzgS9MnMMI/s72-c/Trespasses+cover.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>3</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2009/04/trespasses-against-us-pre-order-book.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-3687762572650012450</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Mar 2009 19:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-03-04T15:00:05.655-05:00</atom:updated><title>Trespasses Against Us - Coming April 2009!!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u8MzsLUZ7Ds/Sa6YxfubmzI/AAAAAAAABks/HtgCfwmXIl8/s1600-h/georgebook2(2).jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5309348986813651762" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 175px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 162px" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u8MzsLUZ7Ds/Sa6YxfubmzI/AAAAAAAABks/HtgCfwmXIl8/s400/georgebook2(2).jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Yes, Book Two of &lt;a href="http://www.johnpaul2high.com/"&gt;John Paul 2 High&lt;/a&gt; is almost here: &lt;a href="http://www.johnpaul2high.com/main.cfm?ID=48&amp;amp;level=2&amp;amp;r1=5.00&amp;amp;r2=2.00&amp;amp;r3=0.00&amp;amp;r4=0.00"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Trespasses Against Us&lt;/em&gt; &lt;/a&gt;was just sent to the publisher for proofing last night! We're still working on the cover photo, or I'd post it here for us. I really hope fans enjoy this book: Christian Frank has pulled it off again, and I think this book is even better than the first one! It chronicles George Peterson's "descent into darkness" as he starts seeking revenge against his enemy, Tyler Getz. Meanwhile, Celia Costain is trying to deal with the effects of dating as the school splits up into couples -- and she's not allowed to date. So more tension, more craziness, and more Catholic truth -- coming soon at John Paul 2 High!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Stay tuned for the cover and Chapter One -- coming soon!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-3687762572650012450?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/itU9gYNxJH0/trespasses-against-us-coming-april-2008.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (regina doman)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_u8MzsLUZ7Ds/Sa6YxfubmzI/AAAAAAAABks/HtgCfwmXIl8/s72-c/georgebook2(2).jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total>3</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2009/03/trespasses-against-us-coming-april-2008.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-4673820355588764384</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 17:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-01-21T12:06:22.602-05:00</atom:updated><title>No Delays for Book Two~!</title><description>&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;BTW&lt;/span&gt; to answer some concerns, a message was accidentally sent out from &lt;a href="http://www.sophiainstitute.com/"&gt;Sophia Press&lt;/a&gt; to the effect that &lt;a href="http://www.johnpaul2high.com/main.cfm?ID=48&amp;amp;level=2&amp;amp;r1=5.00&amp;amp;r2=2.00&amp;amp;r3=0.00&amp;amp;r4=0.00"&gt;Book 2 &lt;/a&gt;will not be out for another six months. I am pleased to say that we plan to have the book out a lot sooner than that! But as for a firm date, I don't have that yet. Let's just say we will be working as hard as we can to get it into your hands around Eastertime. Pray for us!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-4673820355588764384?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/N2Rs37hTfX0/no-delays-for-book-two.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (regina doman)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2009/01/no-delays-for-book-two.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6806926664281759125.post-2256135725260171834</guid><pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 16:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2009-10-03T15:10:38.027-04:00</atom:updated><title>CR Review!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://againstallheresies.blogspot.com/2009/01/catholic-reluctantly.html"&gt;Against-All-Heresies&lt;/a&gt; gave a cracking review of &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.johnpaul2high.com/"&gt;Catholic, Reluctantly,&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; the first book in the John Paul 2 High series I created for Catholic teens. Though the book is not written by me, I am its proud midwife. Here's a section of &lt;a href="http://againstallheresies.blogspot.com/2009/01/catholic-reluctantly.html"&gt;that review....&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;You really should order it here.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.catholiccompany.com/catholic-books/1006114/Catholic-Reluctantly/"&gt;&lt;em&gt; You will not be sorry.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;...I enjoyed reading them just as much as my daughters did. This book does not shy away from real issues. There are no pollyannas here. The characters are so real that you want to reach out and text them. Or IM them. They are people you would like to have as friends. They are people we would like our teenagers to be and maybe people that we wish we had been.&lt;/em&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://againstallheresies.blogspot.com/2009/01/catholic-reluctantly.html"&gt;Read More...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BTW to answer some concerns, a message was accidentally sent out from Sophia Press to the effect that &lt;a href="http://www.johnpaul2high.com/main.cfm?ID=48&amp;amp;level=2&amp;amp;r1=5.00&amp;amp;r2=2.00&amp;amp;r3=0.00&amp;amp;r4=0.00"&gt;Book 2 &lt;/a&gt;will not be out for another six months. I am pleased to say that we plan to have the book out a lot sooner than that! But as for a firm date, I don't have that yet. Let's just say we will be working as hard as we can to get it into your hands around Eastertime. Pray for us!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6806926664281759125-2256135725260171834?l=johnpaul2high.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/JP2HighBlog/~3/3LSTzsxG0_s/reviews-of-my-books.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (regina doman)</author><thr:total>2</thr:total><feedburner:origLink>http://johnpaul2high.blogspot.com/2009/01/reviews-of-my-books.html</feedburner:origLink></item></channel></rss>

