Homage to the Non-Conformist Guild

I am someone who always likes to have “all his ducks in a row” before starting something, so I’ve spent a great deal of time “preparing” this blog for a triumphant, definitive rebirth. Lamentably, the pace of the Internet and of life means that my ducks tend to wander about, neither does my ideal arrangement of them stay static. So finally, on this, the 23rd anniversary of my birth, I must put my metaphorical foot down and start creating content or this cycle of ornithological riddle may never end. And so it must be, that on this, my penultimate place of personal expression, I must use a form that is strikingly unlike my person. I do beg your pardon and your patience. As Ol’ Blue Eyes would say, “The best is yet to come.”