In this episode, we talk a lot about being sneaky while sneaking into a laundromat through a secret tunnel in Chicago. Hot Cheetos are often used to distract people while in shadow mode and Jill is being chased by her problems. Josh has to abruptly take a shit and excuses himself while Jill is visited by Saint Patrick, who loves telling jokes. Jill admits we are there to steal all his gold but he doesn’t seem to care and lets her know they in the dryers. St. Pat gives some sage advice to the kiddos out there by instructing them to be kidnapped by Pirates, it’ll boost your career and they also have the best peanut butter! He prides himself for his wall of celebrities who have visited the mat, especially the best rapper of all time, Joaquin Phoenix. There is a huddle of guys jerkin it in the alley way trying to keep the rats warm and Josh finally comes back, he was shanked. So tune in and enjoy this exhilarating adventure of mystery, intrigue, and The Hulkster’s 10 incher.

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In this episode, we throw an S Club party in the carny underground and explore the mysterious life of America’s most elusive group of people, the Carnies. But first we talk about Paul Bearer and the World Wildlife Federation and how the Macho Man likes the white cream of an 8th grade boy. We then discuss our upcoming power ballad “American White Baby” while Josh gets confused with life as a Carnita. We discover an underground Carnie Crossfire tournament and have no choice but to sponsor the entire event including our own champions named Lil Pete and Pat. We then learn that they only deal in Lizzies and favor Beanie Weenies over public safety, equipment repairs, and clown shoes. An old carny lures Josh with Riesens and touches his soft spots while Jill celebrates the blind CEO of OshKosh B’Gosh. Bugles, dip in shit.

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In this episode we take all the knees we can for charity, all while woolen your mom. But first, we kick things off with some non profit jib jab and about how all of this chaos has fostered a new religion simply known as, Light Skin Pig. We then talk about the sweaty dicks flapping around on the basketball court and about a new summer movie coming soon called, Honestly Dong. We finally get into our main “Hot Topic” which is about taking a knee for different charities and organizations like Socks For Rocks. What religion did the dinosaurs follow and did Zeus really rule with an iron clown shoe? Naked Jesse Eisenberg in 8K? Jill has never seen a tornado in NYC? All the answers to these questions and more in this titillating episode of JLB.

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In this episode, we talk about the Lord’s work, patriarchal dongs, God profit, Carl’s Jr, and the outrageous Jupiter glitter bomb. But first, we kick things off with a heated discussion about Reverend AppleBottom’s wife’s big ol’ brown roast beef lips and how it initially lead to the end of their 20 year marriage. Jill talks about her dream with the hilarious Shaquille O’Neal becoming president and Josh brings up his desires of bully pissing. We then explain the PD and MD of the family and how women who have the largest labias are the funniest and most outgoing. This brings us to our main “Hot Topics” which is about Pizza Supreme Leader Trump’s over reaching Executive Order 4P that makes it illegal to put pineapple on pizza. So tune in to find out how establishments like Pope’s Pizza is taking a stand and why Josh only calls the government on Fridays just before closing time.

***Riddle of the week***
can you suck a duck while being a buck or are you a cuck in a truck stuck in the muck? Ya fuck.

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In this “New Year” episode, we come together to celebrate Jesus’s real birthday by burning our old vision boards. But before we jump into how we learn about Josh’s new job, editing all of the Wikipedia articles. Although Jill is genuinely concerned for the Backstreet Boys wiki page, Josh genuinely doesn’t give a shit. He is also dropping his new album full of 90’s style interludes. It’s like they always say “the more interludes you got the better the flow”. Throw olives in the air if you want to be Greek. We then talk about our vision boards and the many different styles of crosses you can buy for burning or praising. Jill keeps interrupting to talk about Mase and Josh use to be a fire safety chief in Chicago; Youse gotta take cares of ya hands if ya wanna hold dem dags. Also, Jill threw some chicken bones and has determined that a complete economic crash is coming in 2017. So we spend some time talking about our future proof investments like downtown revitalization, buying up all of the Crossfire games, and artisanal crack rock stores. We will also see a rise in child labor this year and Creaky Door Syndrome. We then close out the episode with a fashion update with new trends like the classic over-sized white t-shirt and flesh colored leggings. I hope you have your big dicks ready because this episode is going to blow up your ear holes!

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In this episode, we are broadcasting live from the Jacksonville Mall here in North Carolina, also known as “The 2nd Pride of Jacksonville” closely following “The 1st Pride of Jacksonville”, Walmart. We kick things off with some holiday voicemails from our old friend Donnie Crespo and our new celebrity friend, Mario Lopez! He’s in the transport business now and he has seduced us with his trustworthy dimples. Josh is clarifying butter and Jill says children lack hobbies these days, hobbies like lawn mowing with a scythe. We briefly discuss the puzzling lives of neckbeards. We listen in to a paranoid mall Santa while being frequently interrupted by the unruly announcements from an elderly lady in the gift wrap department. Josh joins a horse club inspired by the movie “War Horse” and Jill was in the confederate army. Jill gives us another gratuitous fashion update and we end on a Jill 4 Jesus prayer that is to the tits!

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In this episode we gear up for the “War on Christmas”, whatever that is. Most people don’t remember their childhood so we talk about crossfire and it’s importance as the #1 toy for the last 30 years. Big Ben the farmer likes to lure children and Obama’s AR-15 equipped elves are coming to take our eggnog. We talk about the need to preserve our right to “Winter Pleasures” as well as dancing with plow boys. The great barrier reef is not that important and Carol loves her cheese fountain. So listen to this latest installment for tips on how to preserve your “Winter Pleasures” and keep our cups from changing!

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In this episode, we celebrate our 70th episode/year anniversary! We briefly talk about America while using the word of the day, “per capita”. Then we talk about the lately happenings, all involving our creepy neighbors and their schemes to create the perfect spider cat hybrid. We then get into our crazy, wild, and massive, “Hot Topics”, BLACK FRIDAY TIPS! Such insightful tips like grabbing all of the TV’s first, throwaway dogs, and cleats. So don’t forget your pizza funnels folks as we share the dark secrets into the mob psyche of Black Friday. Oh, and we also close out the episode with a champion diet, clumps of dirt and buttholes.

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In this episode, two detectives reunite to solve one last crime, but it all turns sour when they encounter their prime suspect, a simple janitor who goes by the name of, Barry Dickle. Now that our heroes, Dylan Pearl Long and Dillon Harambe Strong are back on the force, they look back on what drove them apart. Dylan saved most of a child and took up building clown houses while Dillon joined Internal Affairs to watch his darling wife Lucinda bang his supervisor, Mark (aka baby legs). But this case had breathed new life into these two rugged detectives and now they are back to solve the peanut butter butcher murders. Barry may think he is a superhero now, but taking him downtown will certainly change his tune. Justice, will always find a way.

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In this episode, we talk about Jill’s world voice over tour! Featuring her many accents from countries like Pakistan, Germany, Transylvania and British Carol. Don’t stare at her cunt! We then talk about our friends over at Pope’s Pizza, no salmonellas! K-Bone is utter shit and if you see him on the streets then strike him hard in the ears. Paul Walker saves Harambe and a pack of werewolves have eaten all my vegetables. We then get into our “Hot Topics” and receive a visit from our new neighbor, Reverend Applebottom. He has gone into the pop-up nuclear plant business and has given all his neighbors (including us) radioactive blueberry pie which turns you into a VEREVOLF! That’s right, we’ve got a full fledged verevolf epidemic going on here and Josh thinks he’s figured the way out, by eating buttholes. We then close out the episode with the one thing verevolves love the most, YouTube beat boxing.

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In this episode, we are broadcasting from the inside of a closet! There is a murdering child afoot and while hiding we decide to pass the time, and what better way to do that then loudly recording an episode of JLB! But seriously folks, we are in severe danger here. Anyway, we talk shit about other podcasts and their sniffle edits and then we join a babysitter club. Joan’s kid goes off the rails and plants clever lego traps and kills with menacing garden shears. Josh’s childhood teddy bear who was unsatisfied with his penis size decides to go off on an epic adventure comparing dongs. While in the closet we meet an old chain smoking big nose curmudgeon named Barbara who believes hard work, a pack of smokes, and shot of whisky will solve the world’s problems.

Fashion update: Grey wool is in this year!

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In this scary episode of JLB, (while watching a Paula Abdul video) we are visited by MC Skat Kat with a dire message about the cartoon world and how it is under attack by a menacing serial killer, known only as Christopher Robin. While shit is going down in 100 Acre Wood, he mistakes our podcast for an award winning radio talk show to ask for help and get the word out. After rambling on about how Abdul’s video paid for his grad school he recounts the terror caused by Robins. Killing cartoon notables such as Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, and Popeye the opium laced weed dealer. Josh then gets hung up on Jessica Rabbit’s boobs and inter-species love connection before closing things out and getting MC back home. So tune in for all this and more! Remember folks, cartoon cat dick can fill cavities.

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In this episode, we ramble on about some old fashion God related curse words and then treat our buffer fans to the many things Jill doesn’t understand. It’s not a club until the cops shut ya down. We then jib-jab about the ill fated Ford Francis Bacon, which was a car that used a bacon cooker to prevent you from falling asleep at the wheel. Jill tracked down balding middle aged men because she is the karma chameleon. Josh takes up the lost art of navigating and takes Jill on a misguided expedition to Birdmuta, where we get into our sexy mysterious Hot Topics. It’s all moistened clam ham and classic bear smackdowns from here folks, so tune in now ya bunch of buffers and find out!

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In this episode, Jill opens with a brief impromptu interview (via Snapchat) with presidential hopeful, Scat Mayor. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have his translator with him so she has absolutely no idea what he is talking about. Nevertheless, Jill charges on with thought provoking questions about reaching the millennials and the Snapchat dick pic method. Josh walks in from taking a humongous shit and finds Jill already doing the podcast without him and then she rambles on about wanting to join a vape club to represent Vape Nation. Should it be broadcast on Spanish ESPN? Damn straight! We then get on a little hashtag jib jab before Josh ruins our lives with a shit story about yet another club he has joined. Don’t worry, this one is actually relevant! Lets just say it has a little something to do with pokeballin’ and self rape *wink*. We then close things out by sharing a short audio clip from our new Youtube sponsor, Ultimate Tech Reviews Unlimited with Larry, where he does amazing tech reviews and his wife Barbara does dollar tree art reviews, they’re great!

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In this episode, we talk about agile foxes, shitty bus driver wages, neckbeard things, and the outrageous ham tax of 1863. We have a heated discussion about North Carolina’s many overrun fox farms and the silly practice of checking foxes buttholes for polyps. Jill may not know what a neckbeard is, but you can pretty much convince her to eat any garbage food with some slick advertisements. Which leads us into a brief Champion Diet jib jab before completely degrading our intern, K-Bone. We then go right into our “Hot Topics” about Jill’s swift decision to transition into a fox, well a chinese fox to be exact! Will she be the best chinese fox ping pong player of all time? Will she create a hot new foxtract dance move? These questions and more in this exciting episode! We then close out the show with a fascinating Noel Fielding update.

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In this episode, we watch just the tip of a documentary trailer called “Tickled” and become completely engrossed in the competitive sport of tickling. We discuss our new tickle team called “Tickle The Pickle” or TTP for short and how we are getting in on the ground floor of this billion dollar underground tickle ring industry. We briefly talk about JT’s ramen noodle hair, Sexy Howie D, and another new club Josh was invited to that involves dill pickles and buttholes. Ricola is the polish word for toe fuck and the numero uno way to win a tickling match is doggystyle. We then get into our very time sensitive Hot Topics about KT Tunstall and her biggest hit in 2000 something, “Black Horse and The Cherry Tree”. We go over the lyrics of the song with a fine tooth comb and discover that they are subtle clues that lead to her whereabouts, she’s been missing since. We then receive an unexpected and scary call from Betty, an adamant follower of the “Jill 4 Jesus” show.

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In this episode, we broadcast the audio of a new TV show featuring Reverend AppleBottom called, Jill 4 Jesus! Since today is Christ Line Tuesday, we take a few calls from folk who are desperately seeking some Godly advice from our divine host, Jill. We hear from a blessed woman who has a problem with her teenage son, a woman who is struggling with an addiction, and many more that require righteous advice. We then talk about the floods in WV and whether or not the movie “The Exorcist” played a part in it. Counselors are agents of the devil and then the venerable Reverend AppleBottom talks briefly about his street preaching schedule. The only true way to meet the Lord is to be dead and so we end the show with a radio baptism starring the one and only, Dr. Ben Carson.

Remember folks, if Jesus was pregnant, he would keep that baby.

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In this episode our very own intern, Kenny, joins us in the studio to have a frank discussion about his performance. Unfortunately, he had to bring a brat kid named Sam that he is babysitting, while “its” mom parties just three doors down the street. After Josh completely tears into Kenny’s ass, and I mean really gets up in there about his many duty failures here at JLB, Sam annoyingly reminds us that children are not precious little creatures that need to be cherished; This one needs discipline dammit! But it’s not all bad, because Sam gleefully informs us of all the atrocities our dear K-Bone may or may not have committed. You can’t trust kids, but you might be able to trust one who creeps and follows Kenny around constantly. So tune in to hear discussions on things like shit mud pies being fed to dogs, devil twins, Michael Jordan cutouts, scrapple, and so much more!

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We’re back!!! We’ve been having some technical problems, so we appreciate you folks for bearing with us through this difficult time in our lives.

In this episode we go on about this and that, tit for tat, bait for bat, frog foie gras, and other random things to peak your nips. Josh tried to make a baby with his computer at an attempt to get it working right, but the result was grilled shard marks in the private area. We go on and on about old times, parties, and a weird dancing man with glow sticks and large dangerous eyes. We do some shout outs, Josh tells us about yet another club he has joined and then the immediate failing of said club after his entry. We do our very first “Cold Topics” about the Polar Bear Crisis 2016! It’s a real travesty and probably the most important issue of our lifetime, so tune in to find out!

Don’t forget to keep Curtis’s name in your mouth.

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In this episode, we meet the mastermind behind the world’s most exquisite and delicious peanut butter spread, Peter Pan from Peter Pan Peanut Butter. But first, we kick things off with a new sponsor, Zata-Iran’s (made in Iran), If it’s rice then it’s probably not Zata-Iran’s or rice. We briefly talk about beach body big titties before jumping into our main interview with the hobgoblin himself, Peter Pan. As with most things in our lives, if we see something or someone strange we tend to kidnap it and question it relentlessly while letting the fear fuel our blind anger; and that’s exactly what we did when we saw this simple goblin like creature trying to snatch little lost boys. As Jill leaves the room to take a humongous shit Josh unties the little bastard and proceeds to drill him……with questions, ya bunch of big noses. We talk about it’s nut process, peanut allergies, Magicians Guild, Full House, Michael Jackson, supple toes, and so much more! So tune in and let the soothing sounds of Peter Pan’s creepy ass voice manipulate and lull you, into slavery.

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Come, gather around children and enjoy a mystical tale of the elusive, Crack Snek (snake). But before we get into this wonderful and inspiring journey we briefly talk about being encased in sugar as well as Jill’s crazy sexy Sam Neill dream. Then there is some random discussion involving tattoos to make your hands more manly, those damn freeloaders, french talk, and supple areolas. Finally, we get into our story about not just your average Crack Snek, but a whole Crack Snek family with an abusive wife, 40 baby sneks, and a hard working, steel factory supervising, man’s man of a ziti snake named Demetri. It’s a romping good time and a story that will inspire generations of Italian boys who desperately want to be actors.

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In this episode, failed news year resolutions, homeless stranger danger, and those darn lazy ice snakes. We also get into our main discussion about job interviews since we are interviewing for the “Derpist Podcasting Network”. We give you some hot tips and tricks to make you stand out and excel in your next job interview. Tips like voodoo, Ouija boards, fresh dogs,, and eating worms are guaranteed to get you that job and even an instant promotion! We then spend a considerable amount of time talking about one of the hottest movies of 2008, The Crank. We close things out with an exciting Noel update and some social media jib jabs.

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In this episode, we go completely off track and talk about various subjects like bitcoin cookies, drones, Tulsaletto, and whitewashing the problems away. Ol’ gofer arms (Josh, as he was called in his youth) briefly rants about witchcraft skyping before we engage in a postal worker drone baby discussion with drone-stradamus notes sprinkled in. Josh joins another community, this time of the bathrobe wizardry variety and Jill just suspects he is easily persuaded, especially if there are strong men involved. After whitewashing our problems away we finally hop into our main “Hot Topics” about the hit MTV documentary, “True Life: I Was Born Without An Anus”. Jill spouts off about the dino conspiracy and then we end the show with some recorded takes from our new job, tech support at Blizzard Entertainment.

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In this episode, we get back to the basics with a standard format that is guaranteed to bring the sibling confusion that’ll have you guessing. In this particular program we are graced with the presence of our celebrity special guest, Seth Rogen’s laugh. Josh is extra smiley today and talks briefly about the fun loving lawn community he joined that borders on being a kinky new sexual fantasy. We talk about lawyer stuff and Pepe Le Pew stripes before diving into our main Hot Topics about the Rain Conspiracy. Are meteorologist in on the secret? Do they have the key to the universe? How much are they really making off umbrella sales? We then liven things back up with a long discussion about the infamous, Walsh Brothers, before closing things out with fashion updates and a #ChampionDiet.

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In this episode, we take a trip into the deep anals of The Jungle to shoot our new documentary about pop-tart farm production. We haven’t found any masts or Keebler Eleves mass graves so we’re pretty sure there isn’t a conspiracy afoot, yet. Anyway, we learn about many different things here in the jungle like Junglos, talking animals, chain smoking bears, trains, and organic wood carved dildos. We’ll meet fantastic characters like a sexy snake and King Louie Armstrong who violently suffers from traumatic flashbacks, can’t get too close. But that’s OK, you’re the cream of the crunch! So, hop on board the train and join us on this exciting adventure full of wonder and mystery and riches beyond your wildest dreams!

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In this episode, we turn to the simple life of the Amish folk to bring you, our humble listeners, some guidance, some wisdom, and some sloppy wet bean chest. While learning to live an uncomplicated life (like the true Amish people of South Florida) we talk about the many Amish activities out there like plowing, churning, and dick in the dirt. We discuss some of the cultural divides as well as give you insight to the many wondrous insults and curse words that the Amish are forbidden to say. As with any Amish discussion, we have to talk about sports and in this case we ramble on about one of the great Amish American pastimes, throw sack. You are certainly in for a hoot, after this episode is finally transcribed by brother Jebidiah and released in about 10 years or so.

Warning! This episode was recorded on an actual Potato!

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Alright, alright alright, welcome to the party ya’ll. In this episode we get knocked out and wake up in a strange new magical world known as Fraggle Rock (The hit 80s kids show). After regaining consciousness in a seedy alleyway we are greeted by a special guest, fraggle garbage man Doopy-Doo. He has learned some truly unsettling things about the Fraggles and wants to use us to escape his hellish life here in FR. His grand conspiratorial musings have convinced and frightened us to our core and we want nothing more than for ol’ Doppy here to get out and enjoy a brand new 2016 Lincoln luxury car. We also discuss other issues tormenting frag society like masts, shipyards, cookies, singing, and mass graves. Tune in to hear what grave conspiracy is plaguing Fraggle Nation and the steps we all can take to save these pathetic puppet things.

Remember: An arm in the ass is worth two in the trash.

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It’s finally here! The 50th episode celebration!

In this episode, Josh chastises Jill on proper podcast etiquette before rambling on about about her weak fingers, thrift store underwear, and dumb interview questions. We then jump into the most exciting topic you can imagine, retirement plans. You’ll hear enthralling tales of credit card fraud, people scheming, and sand dune fox holes. We then pop on over to our “Hot Topics” of the day with a grand list of Jill and Josh’s (Mainly Jill’s) top hot obscure guys over 50. Jill then hits us with an exciting Noel update about his tour and then we close out the episode with special guest Reverend Applebottom in his new podcast segment, Lord Minute.

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Do you like trains? I hope so! Because in this episode we are bringing them back by discussing our passion for trains as well as our recent enrollment to Train Conduction School. Nevermind the vagrants who fry delicious eggs on trashcan lids, they may tempt and lure us train folk, but we are too dedicated to the craft. We talk about the many inspirations that attracted us to the trian life like fancy conductor hats and movies such as the “Polar Express”. We briefly jibjab about Steven Seagal and the story he broke that shocked the train community (it involved delicate touching and buffalo wings) before diving into little boys that have fresh young lungs. Josh breaks the news early about Fashion Week 2017 while Jill informs the listeners of the 25% suicide rate of train conductors and then there is the rivalry, Trains vs Planes. We close out the episode discussing our graduation thesis project as well as the train communities inspiring song, “Runaway Train” by Soul Asylum.

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In this episode, Jill is but a simple yet passionate peach farmer trying to defend her crop from little orange haired twin boys. We go over ways to thwart the terror they cause and one of those ways is you guessed it, Yahoo Answers! Not only has it helped me with my taxes, Yahoo Answers has provided us with the resources to solve virtually every known problem that has plagued mankind. It’s free and easy to use, in fact new users are signing up everyday and answering questions to help you achieve success and live a truly fulfilling life. Jill even found out what M.O. stands for using Yahoo Answers, but we digress. We then talk briefly about the controversial rivalry between Limbo Fuhrer and Demon Trucker before jumping into our latest Hot Topics, “Ways to be popular”. As a big nose listener you’re going to hear the top 5 ways that will exponentially improve your existence, by the only measurement that matters in life, being popular. You will hear tips like gain weight, push ups, going rouge, and saying things like “My word is my bond”. We close out our episode with your typical social media plugs but don’t forget, we are technically a 5 star podcast and if you have stars to give then you need adult supervision, that shits hot!

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In this episode we introduce you to our new lifestyle we’ve embarked on, celebrity chefing. That’s right folks, with months of dedicated butt sex and deals with devil turkeys we’ve managed to finally crown into the limelight of TV cooking and things. We tell you about our early life and what inspired us to become the cooking phenoms that we are today. Then we discuss Jill’s upcoming cookbook, “Champion Diet” which includes many heart healthy recipes like cheese and ranch, ranch infused baked beans, and ranch pizza. Bobby Slay and Jill then rag on our arch nemesis who is a cheap ass celebrity magician chef with a bitch wife assistant, yea we went there Jacque!

If you’ve ever had the urge to become a celebrity chef then we encourage you to listen to this episode. Who knows, maybe you’ll be one to too!

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In this episode we spout some jib jab about Pope’s Pizza, one of the greatest pizza places on Earth and the MOOn!!! We do spend some time talking about origins as well as the other founder, Carl Pope. Jill doesn’t know what a sand spur is but she does know what Cowboy spurs are but that’s ok because talking about Cowboy Hat Chili really makes ya hungry, man hungry. It’s hard, being a hard man, in this hard life, though if you were gonna be any kind of hard man, make sure you’re a boy of cows; A Cowboy. We then do a continuation of your last episode and expound a bit more about the remaining contents on our vision boards, such as soft bottoms and Instagram foodies. Then we get into our Hot Topics about ways to make a difference in our community, can you think of a few ways? Don’t worry, we got you covered! We talk about helping old ladies, elderly clothes, we address the homeless problem, cause power outages, rat farm, and so much more!

Don’t forget to pickup a copy of Fluffy Tangelo and Black Truffles new album Cheese Rounds Vol 1. on November 6th 2016.

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This year we are laying our lives on the line and sharing our New Year’s resolutions with you, the humble yet constipated listener.

That’s right folks, Josh #2 has returned from his “Everquest” and we are now back with this hard hitting episode that will bring tears to your eyes. But before we get into the meat paste of the program, we would like to take a moment and remind you that this is an election year and we are throwing all of our support to the one and only, Scat Mayor. You heard him on last week’s’ poddy and boy, what a doozy of an impression he left on us and all you fine listeners. Anyway, we kick things off with some political race jargon as well as some old man Ron Paul discussion about his frailty and Goodwill attire. Then we learn why Josh’s voice is so low before he challenges Josh #1 to a dangerous bike riding competition (not crossfire). Superman has an extreme allergy to poppy seed but that doesn’t stop him from scarfing down lemon poppy seed muffins, but he is a stupid superhero anyway. We then finally get to what’s on the docket for 2016 and it’s not all residuals and royalties either, it’s also about Crow’s Blood, hawk nuggets, deli meats, and lying more often. If you really want to know why Jill is a light fog or licking peps then you’re going to want to tune in to this eye opening episode about love, heart, and family. 100 likes bitches!

(This episode is brought to you by the Scat Mayor Campaign for Premium Power)

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Do you want to talk about the real issues in America?

Do you like Japanese culture?

These questions and more in this very special presidential political episode of JackaLackaBuff!

Josh #2 is currently out of the office so we got Josh #1 to help us conduct this most exclusive and most terrible interview with presidential candidate, Scat Mayor. Even after a grueling nine hour direct flight, he still managed to come in with guns blazing, energizing and mesmerizing us with his revolutionary ideas for the country. After some quick preliminary questions, Jill digs deep into what Scat Mayor is all about as a person and as a future leader. We learn of his love for Japanese culture as well as the policies of one of his idols, Emperor Palpatine, a fictional character in some stupid space movie. When Josh #1 grills him too hard, he receives a little backlash as well as a challenge from Scat Mayor, a Crossfire battle! Although Josh #1 ain’t no Luigi, he declines like a “gentle man” and continues the interrogation with cat like reflexes. All in all, Jill and Josh #1 are 100% completely sold on the idea of having a pure breed scatting president, and you will too after listening to this titillating and enthralling episode.

Hail Scat Mayor!

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A riddle for you!
How many nickelback’s does it take to get to the center of a Nickelback? Find out by listening to this extended jam packed episode with extra sniffs.

We kick things off with some old man life advice before laying out what just happened to us. You guessed it! We are trapped in a cabin in the icy Canadian tundra and have been snowed in by ambalanche. We are so jammed and hard packed in, but lucky for you multicultural Jill managed to pile up on some Kraft dinner as well as cooking up a mean St. Bernard dog leg, so we might make it after all. In this episode we find the Necronomicon (and its multiple uses) as well the absurd amount of interesting Nickelback memorabilia scattered throughout the cabin with items like signed shoes and bologna sandwiches. We then go right into our Hot Topic, “Survival tips if you get stuck in a cabin during an ambalanch” with such tips as marshmallows, door frames, and particularly cold bananas. Closing out the episode with fashion advice and as you would have figured this year it is all about, FUR!!! From fur contacts to furry retainers this episode has it all, and glory holes.

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We’re back ya bunch of big noses! We take a tug boat horn moment for 2015 and then get right into a few motivation-ally inspiring fitness quotes. New year, new you, right? We talk briefly about how Josh won the coveted “Small Male Butt” award for 2015 before diving into what Jill has been up to at the tail end of the year. As you know, Jill has been selected to be in a special program to learn about multiple health topics and she will then go on to speak about at colleges around the U.S. about what she’s learned as well as her research. We then get completely way off topic and Josh constantly forgets names and TV shows for no apparent reason; must be lack of mass in the ass. We discuss the many uses of Kale and why it is an essential green for your body and the different types of kale products. We then get back into our hot topics where Jill reveals to us, after intensive research at various gyms (before being kicked out), her astounding new exercise clothing that is going to revolutionize and shock the fitness industry to it’s fucking core.

If there is one podcast episode you have to listen to this year, it is this one!

You could lose 95 LBS with absolutely zero effort in a matter of weeks!

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In this episode we kick it off with some back and forth riff raff about our new play, “Sissy Hymen” as well as the person Jill met IRL before going into witness protection. We then jump right into one of our main hot topics, Things That Dangle. We hear from Demon Trucker as well as a story about Jill trying to be taught the word “pandering” even though we spent an entire episode on it already, she knows what it means folks. We then go into our second half of the hot topics on what is a good stocking stuffer as well as some Christmas shopping tips. Jill then regales us with a tale on how she straight up trampled a small child before we come to a close with some Champion Diet tips. Oh, Josh also out fractions Jill and the audience at home.

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In this script, I’m just going to get to the down and dirty details because that’s what a “Jive Turkey” would do. Welcome to Turkey Tuesday, the not so normal but very informative podcast about a global event that will most likely turn into some kind of war like catastrophe. Before we inform you hard, so hard, Jill gives us a disclaimer and then proceeds to talk about how Australians are all the rage this year in case you didn’t know. We then get into our main topic about Turkeys in Turkey and the step by step plans that involve plots, penguins, banking, accounting, and carnosaur chickens. Even though we were only there on a photography mission for National Geographic, we were able to decode their secret language and listen in to hear all about their diabolical plot and the horrors to come. But again, we would like to iterate that this is for informational purposes only as it is not our job to come up with a plan of action, we just heard this shit and was like, woah. Anyway, hope you enjoy this dire news and shout out to all our Indonesian fans out there!

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Hello out there to all you Lumberjacks and Lumberjackies! Welcome to the only podcast recognized by the National Lumberjack Association and beavers as our protectors you are going to chew some sweet maple wood enjoying this one. Before we chop in with our topics, Jill regales us with a story of her youth, something about diners and coffee socks. Also, Josh gives us a little more detail about science and the south, which means there wasn’t any unless it came from the good word. We eventually get to our disclaimer and all we got to say about that is fuck your baby dills because we ain’t havin’ that shit here. We then get into our Hot Topics about problems and common misconceptions in the lumberjack community like brawny man, brown bear don’t care, and fitting into small spaces because of our epic chopping wood muscles. We then jib jab back and forth about the growing concern of bears and how their technological advancement has far exceeded that of the simple lumberjack; even the beavers can’t keep up! We then give some great lumberjack fashion advice like plaid, plaid, and more plaid! Closing out the episode is our champion diet for lumberjacks which includes wood chips, whale blubber, and so much more!

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In this “fight of the century” episode, we suck you into the wonderful world of pickles! We spear things off with a rousing quote from the pickle king himself (and masturbatory revolutionary), George Washington! We then chip in a few jabs about our innovating pickle product ideas before Jill gives a rundown of people on her “insult of the day” list. Although Vince Vaughn may be a whopping cuntbag he can appreciate a good fight and that is what we bring you in our main event and Hot Topics, pickle spears vs pickle chips! The people have spoken and this is the one of the most serious issues that is plaguing our society at this very moment. Hell, even wars have been started over battles like this, just look at the Great Pickle War of 1860, also known to layman’s as the Civil War. What side are you on? Hrm? Anyway, we close out the show with a very exciting Noel update that will make the moon jealous! This very episode could rip the fabric of time and space and pickles, so go and listen to it now and remember, if you need breast implants go with organic pickle juice.

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In this delirium fueled episode we discuss many random topics starting with our recent poddy survey. That’s right folks, thirty countries have put in their vote for our best episode to date and you’ll have to tune in to find out which was #1. After a few jib jabs we talk about Movember, men’s health, and what it is really all about besides growing wicked awesome facial hair. We finally get to our “Hot Topics” about the cool new phrase/word/acronym that Jill created known as YOLO. We talk about the various meanings of YOLO before burning it out completely. In the midst of our discussion we shed some light on one of the most dangerous gangs in eastern NC and the real meaning behind “circle gets the square”. We close out with some more zany banter so be careful out there folks and don’t be a square.

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Get your daily dose of your triple P’s along with another scary spooky chapter of Jackalackabuff! Right here, right now!

In this suspenseful episode we get trapped in a museum with a real life mummy, when a normal museum lock-in goes awry and we are the only ones left to survive the night! Oh, and Hobo Jim. Before jumping in with our Hot Topics we first give you some sweet tips on how to compliment women, starting with their lady parts. We then speak with the only other person trapped in here with us, Hobo Jim, who crawled in through the air ducts to use the bathroom. As resourceful as he may be, Jill insists on making a citizen’s arrest after his rousing speech on morality and reading her palm. After ducking behind a couple of trash cans to further dodge mummy interaction, Josh regales us with a tale about bear attacks, mountains, and a lost pirate. We drop a couple beats of our upcoming hit single “Mummy Walk” and then provide you some insightful research about how male mummies sound like Morgan Freeman and female mummies be all nasally like. At some point we address our Hot Topics which is pretty much just tips and tricks on how to survive a mummy attack while trapped in a museum. All in all, I’d give this episode a 10 but Jill’s former lover, Frederick Fernando Fernandez, gives it chocolate cake.

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Hey, you, big nose listener, you ready? We have gone to the dark side and became Vampires for your amusement! Due to the initial impediments of oul speech (which is typically expelienced after becoming a Vampile) you may find this episode difficult to listen too, no? Ok, in this installment of JackaLackaBuff we “tingle youl eals” with some lofty quotes from the Vampile world and from famous vamps (not to be confused with tramps) like Jamie Kennedy and Meat Loaf. We then plunge right into a discussion about the many diffelent things that Vampire’s do like fly and shit. Speaking of shit, we don’t do much of that anymore since being turned to this gloomy lifestyle, but we do have a regular meetup! Moving on, we discuss the Hidden Valley (where vamps live) and the exciting music that is the soundtrack to Jill’s dull life, “The Monster Mash”. We close out the episode with some common myths that you may hear about us, I promise they’re not all bad.

Poppas and ranch blood is where it’s at so don’t go believing what that bitch Everly is telling you.

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In this spooky scary episode we get a little bit wild because we are broadcasting live from the basement of local kidnapping legend, G-Squeak! He is a special type of clown man thing who has the memory of a stupid horse, but is also a mastermind in the art of “Napping and Murdering”. While trapped in our cages, we start things off with some manic ramblings and then provide you with some unexpected parenting advice from old, alcoholic, Eastern European women. This segues perfectly into another delirious conspiracy rant from Josh about smoking and the correlating facts behind obesity rates in America. Then we give you some tips with our hot topics of the day on the varying methods of escaping from those who have kidnapped you. If that doesn’t tickle your butt hole then how about some dolphin safe tuna or flipper hands or maybe a sweet air guitar rendition of “Free Bird”? This episode has it all and before we completely pass out we end it on a high note with……that’s right you guessed it, fashion update for napped victims! We’ll be ordering a pizza here soon so make sure to come over for a wicked good cage party.

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In this tantalizing episode that harkens back to a simpler time, where men were men and women were men and men were confused but still had big ol ding dongs. We roll things back and pay homage to our news radio heritage to bring you a breaking news bulletin that you have to hear it to believe it folks. We then take you on a trip around the world with our international news casters that are reporting live from places like Russia and the internet. Then one of our most famous advertisers makes a live in studio appearance to tell us about one of his new products, the mouth product expert himself, Chinese Sean Connery. We get a letter from little Timmy with some wild and crazy mad libs that will tingle your ears clean off. We then close out our show with a fabulous Noel Fielding update that’ll make ya want to keep tabs on him too! Don’t be a square and take listen to this kind of exciting episode.

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Hello and welcome to the first ever JackaLackaBuff Philoso-poddy where we not only engage in philosophy mumbo jumbo but we also philosophize your dick off. In this episode we philosophically grab your attention with a deep and intriguing quote to awaken your mind. We then talk about our hilariously new and exciting play that is loosely based on A Christmas Carol. Then one of the interesting discussions that Jill brings to the table was philosophizing about what ancient philosophers were like in their heyday; Hair dresser anyone? We then close out the show with our most serious Hot Topics yet, Cats and the rising prevalence of the internet in our daily lives. Now enjoy a few lines from our hit play:

“I just want some bread, I’m starving, I’m dying over here!”

“I’ll eat your fucking shoe!”

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In this druthering episode of weenie goodness we return after spending 9 months becoming drutherified and certified in the exquisite art of hot dog inspection by the coveted Family Druthers Association (FDA). We talk a little bit about the organization and about the international hot dog eating contest at Bert’s hot dawg stand before we get into Jill’s hermit crab fads. Afterwards, we get into a serious discussion about the Lithuanian peoples and their premium landscaping talent, needless to say they got the Eskimos beat, bada bing bada boom, amirite? We answer one of the most anticipated questions there is to know about dogs, and that is what kind of meat you put in there? You can’t go druthering around all willy nilly, you gotta have a plan ya scat turkeys. We then dive in wiener first into our Hot Topics about the different ways you shove a delicious 6 foot Georgia hot in your watering mouth. We end things with a poll that we will post tomorrow on names for dogs and see what the folks out there got for us, hiennn? Anyway, this is going to be the hot dog podcast you’ve been dreaming of! So get off the pooper, eat a couple franks, strap in and strap on and take a listen.

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In this softly spoken episode we take a journey with our approved membership cards from Walgreens to explore the underground whisper community of ASMR. We start off with a murmuring disclaimer and a few gently chosen ASMR quotes to give you something to peacefully mull over while calmly sipping your coffee. After introducing a clip of the world renowned ASMR anthem “Whisper Song” (which is quietly played at every community convention on repeat) we discuss the rising and confusing issues that surround the whisper app (Hint: it’s not about whispering). Then our very own (ASMR Gallagher trained) Jill graces us with a few pleasing displays of audible wonderment with the rustling sounds of items like keys, ant hills, ten dollar bill, zippers, and a fiber one bar. We then silently end the poddy by subtly easing into our Hot Topics of popular whisper phrases like “that was a nice shit you took back there man” and “nice toes”.

We hope everyone enjoyed our peaceful trip and if you’re home alone while your mom is out getting pickles then please give this episode a gentle listen.

**Disclaimer: This is not meant to be a sexual poddy for the ASMR folks.**

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Heyyy! How you doin? How’s your mother? Good? Ok. In this episode we bring you a very special guest, Jill’s trusty and reliable mechanic, Vinnie No-Brains from Primo Auto. As you all know, Jill’s cah has been in the shop for a bit and we invite Vinnie on to discuss some car business and pizza joints like Pope’s Pizza. We then get a very inquisitive letter about cars and potatoes from one of our faithful listeners, Robert from Idaho (with the big dong). Even though Idaho is known for strip clubs and potatoes we still manage to throw out some advice to our sandino Robert. After some back and forth on our trusty tips we get down to brass tacks with our Hot Topics, you guessed it, about cah maintenance. This 350 horsepower episode is gonna have you pissing in your tank before ya know it!

Tell your mother I said hi.

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Hello out there fellow l33ters and interweb peoples! Web D00dz coming at ya with some really cool techie computer talk, no n00bz pls, lol. Broadcasting from the l337 lair with Jacob Willingsberth and Button Washington, we bring you a poop ton of sponsors (so we can make the big benjamins) before diving into how l33t we are with being the pioneers of the internet’s favorite Ma$e webring. Jacob talks about how “alpha” he his before him and Button drop some sweet web jokes on you n00bz, #lamo alert! We then drop some advanced computer tips and trivia on you lamos and do a Hot Topics of some of our favorite stuff, which is basically a primer on being cool and 1337. I know you can’t contain yourself with how awesome we are but we had to end the show sometime and so we end it on one epic note, Billy Dee Williams.

n00bz!

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In this “nonprofit” and “educational” episode we broadcast to you from the MOON!!!!! That’s right folks, we were sent here on a top secret mission by the French Government and to talk with you all about the “Moon Life” in a non-pandering way. We kick it off with a wise and pandering joke from our very own Jerry Seinfeld and then pander right into the futuristic tunes of the moon which is basically one song by Gary Numan on constant repeat. Though Jill’s main purpose in life is to find the Hidden Valley, she performs a humankind first of doing slam poetry on the moon and receives quite the spatial recognition for it. Before making history, Josh gave her a few voice tips from his pandering vocal coach which included dildos, gargle sounds and method speaking. We pander away with our Hot Topics about slut shaming spiders, moon crabs, and what happens when ya mix the two. We then close out the episode talking about fine dining, Saturn genital ringworm, moon cheese, and a moon fashion update. So let our pandering banter sway you into tuning in, because you are not gonna want to miss this most exciting episode!

Bless your peps.

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Hi Everybody! This is #1 Russian Podcast with Sasha and Yurkov; the only government sanctioned podcast. Sasha quotes supreme leader of Russia, Vladimir Putin, to raise spirits and inspire your brain. We talk about best things here in Russia like hospitality, water efficiency, and social justice with potato salad. In episode we bring you many scheduled spontaneous Russian dance jigs and then warm topic about stray dogs from west. There is good “random” ban-tar we have in this broadcast then we get letter from concerned secret name listener who need advice about next door neighbor. We get no red phone call this show so we will have another scheduled spontaneous episode soon, we hope.

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In this episode we kick it off with an inspiring quote about playing mind games with coworkers and then dabble in some “actual” news banter about Pope fashion and drug violence in Latin America. We then be good, charitable, christian southern women and solve the homeless people in tramp shoes problem. We get into some hot topics about “Hopes and Dreams” and end it with a direr PSA that will save lives and keep Tara Reid away.

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In this episode we get down and dirty with our breathy, soft, and jazzy voices to bring you some inspirational quotes while sipping on some delicious fair trade organic brown juice. We talk about some of our gourmet deconstructed food recipes and then we spit some Hot Topics right into your ear holes. You’ll learn some practical and not so practical tips to beat the heat this summer like bats and scats. We then get a fan mail question from our loyal listener, Jade, and it’s all about cat fashions! This is one episode you are going to want to listen to for at least 23 times and in 23 different places because it is just that good folks.

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In this gluten free episode we kick it off with some renowned banter about the old days of the internet and how we were basically pioneers of that shit. We then jump right into our main theme for this episode and if you haven’t guessed already, it’s gluten. We discuss the history of gluten dating back to biblical times and talk about the gluten pact Jesus made with one particular Roman who just wouldn’t let it go. We then read out one of our most inspiring gluten free quotes and figure out if dunking dry wall in coffee is the correct way to enjoy life free of glutens. There is an impromptu science bitch question, Jill blackout rages, and then we get a Birthday voicemail from our boy Donnie Crespo. It’s a spectacular gluten free episode that 1% will care too much about and the other 99% will actually laugh.

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It’s story time in the JackaLackaBuff studio!

In this beer friendly 21st episode, Jill proclaims herself as “the smart one” while existentially studying abroad to save the sea otters/seals. We then weave you a marvelous spur of the moment story, tenderly titled “The Tale of the Tainted Tangerine Tailor”, where there is apparently some confusion about the job duties of a tailor.

Listen to the enthralling tale about a poor downtrodden little boy who just needed some bread, but after meeting the town’s mysterious and withdrawn tailor, he is whisked away on a magical and emotional journey of self discovery, where he makes a tough and self-serving decision that will drastically change his life forever. Join us, in this enchanted story of the ages that will pull right at the heart strings and leave you weeping like a little bitch.

This episode contains 5% more boner talk.

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In this Father’s Day special 20th episode extravaganza of massive proportions we give you the most inspiring quote from the most influential thinker of the modern age, Steven Seagal. We then have a brief discussion about the loneliest dinosaur, Carl, who gets massive boners at inappropriate times. Jill then brings in Reverend AppleBottom for a surprise exorcism on Josh to exo-scissor his old housekeeper who periodically possesses him. One of our awesome listeners submits another fabulous science bitch question about belly button lint, thanks Bictoria! We then end it with a very special treat from one of our own loyal listeners, Adam Lassiter, who has composed a song for us lovingly titled “Bacon Grease”.

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In this episode we have absolutely nothing planned, you could say we were just gonna “wing it” but the good Lord, P-Dub, saved us with our very first guest call. That’s right folks, we got a call from our faithful Brooklyn listener, Donnie Crespo. He was jazzed to speak with us and talk about the latest conspiracy that is plaguing our country’s fragile educational system. It all started when he noticed one of the “kids these days” disrespecting his mother but little did he know a plot was brewing to keeps them chilren’s dumbed down. This is a serious matter and after listening to the episode we request all listeners to take immediate action!

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In this episode we sync our dockets and talk about the posh life. We talk about the hard life of living in mansions, necessary plastic surgery, knee caps, social issues, TatorTot Swift, and keeping our maid service in line for the next Rihanna jam. Also, we share with you our first Seagal update and talk about his latest film project. It’s a posh extravaganza you won’t want to miss!

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In this “phoning it in” episode we motivate your life with a phat quote by the phat Dr. Martin Luther King Jr; so phat. We also talk about fears, some more #championdiet tips and a sultry Noel Fielding update for you “Brit Brit” folks out there. A little phat nugget shout out to our international friends with the big thigh gaps!

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In this episode we discuss an epic fashion tip, Hot Topics, and then Jill snorts constantly. We also share a new commercial with the one and only Chinese Sean Connery and promote the only Russian podcast that is sanctioned by the government. So get your dunker strips ready and enjoy this exciting installment of Jackalackabuff; We also time shift.

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In this Mother’s Day special episode we bring up some childhood memories and get a little scared in the process. We also check out a voice-mail from a faithful listener as well as receiving a “Hot Topics” from our boy Robert in Idaho and then some champion diet advice with Josh.

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In this episode we kidnap Josh’s very laid back and willing butt doctor Bartleby B. O’Brian. We spend some time learning about our captives profession, the reason why he’s here and his disturbing obsession with the “behind” before a surprise guest crashes in on us. The one and only Cajun Cutter! (He finally got the internet) It’s an anal tantalizing episode you’re not going to want to miss!!!

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Sorry for the delay everyone, we had some technical difficulties but we are back on track. In this episode we talk about the coming super volcano apocalypse and how we survivors rage on and party. There is a lot of discussion about the hot fire and ash coming hard on us but in the midst of this tense episode we dole out some after apoc advice that will save your life. If you wear a large cool hat then you don’t want to miss this episode!

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In this mush episode we talk about our first sponsor, some relationship advice, and Journalist Jill takes on her first case while eating some poppas. We also hear from Chinese Sean Connery and discuss Colby cheese.

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In this mass inducing episode we discuss the “Goth Life” and what it means to truly be one with the darkness (it’s mostly just black eyeliner). We also get into the dismal poll results from our chipmunks and babies post and top it off with some short hot topics, a Noel Fielding update and our very first voicemail!!! It’s a scary one!

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In this 10th episode we are live in the TRL studio to finally release our dance hit “Fruit Stand Massacre”. We flew our good preacher up here to NYC to give us a prayer and we also talk about what we would do with all the money we will be making from our chart topping song.

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In this episode we literally get to some crazy hot topics, a special science bitch corner with Josh, some fashion tips and the Devil. We literally can’t say anything more about this episode because we wouldn’t want you to fall prey to living life in Satan’s playground.

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In this episode we talk about stories of old, hot topics, a segment of Jill does the news, premium voice accents, and a Champion Diet tip/slogan of life. So put that in your pooper!

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In this touching episode we discuss the country life with big shiny belt buckles and tasteful cowboy hats. We also get into how daunting it is tracking down a traveling hobo and of course your favorite hot topics.

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In this behemoth of an episode we invite a very special guest, our lawyer, Lawyer Lawyer. We legally discuss the hard times in living and breathing the street life and the legalese of our numerous cease and desist letters. We get into a hot topics discussion, a Noel update, motivational quote and a shout out.

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In this episode we bring up super hot topics, shout out to our man from Idaho and discuss potatoes, talk about the “club life” and then a quick diet tip.

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In this episode we basically get down to the basics with hot topics, cookies, relationship advice, babyface, word of the day, and a sweet fashion update.

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In this episode we basically get down to the basics with hot topics, old memories, shout outs, and Backstreet Boys.

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In this episode we discuss some sweet hot topics, news, magicians, and some premium Noel updates.

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We are Josh and Jill and we talk about nothing. We get to the heart of the issue with hot topics and expert testimony. In this episode we introduce ourselves and then some sweet hot topics, fashion tips, and dietary advice.

Excuse the title in the show as we changed it to JackaLackaBuff

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