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2012-04-12T11:03:00.001-04:00

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Blog 1

2012-02-20T08:26:00.000-05:00

Hey everyone. I hope everyone is having a great three day weekend like I am. Until this morning, my living room television died. Its like three-four years old and I used it a lot. It's a 42inch 1080p Sylvania but its okay its time to upgrade to a 46inch RCA. I like buying new gadgets and playing around with them. It makes my day.

WEIGHT UPDATE:
This weekend I went to Retro and got my work out on. I stayed there for about a good two hours just focusing on running. With my cleansing, its giving me a lot of energy to use in the gym which help lose about 4 pounds over the weekend, which makes me feel really good about myself. I just have to stay healthy and stay away from soda and I think I can beat this challenge. The reason I like the challenge is because its keeping me focus on a goal, without it I would have nothing look forward to and I will just move on. The challenge is my momentum and I don't want to let anyone down.

NRF UPDATE:
Yesterday we did a review on the new walking dead episode 9. The episode was one of the best ones all season and is making me look forward to the next one. To see why check out the video review at www.youtube.com/nerdragefilmshd

Today I am hoping to get Vlog 2 up on the site, talking about how we did during the week and what to expect coming up for Nerd Rage Films. So keep your eyes open for that.

Thanks for reading my blog and if you have any tips that can help me lose my weight just comment below or comment on the video.

Weight Challenge Blog 1

2012-02-19T07:08:00.000-05:00

This is my first blog for my weight challenge issued to me by my buddy Matt. I have a wedding coming up in August 2012 and I want to lose as much weight as I can but he bet me that if I reach 200 pounds before the wedding he will give me one dollar for every pound I lose and if I do not reach that goal I have to wear a statue of liberty outfit and stand in front of a major highway holding a sign saying "subscribe to nerdragefilmshd on YouTube". That's great and all but here's the thing I weight 270 pounds! So I am going to be updating this blog for now on, on my progress losing weight. Also I will be doing video blogs so everyone can physically see how I am doing.

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Walking Dead Season Two (second half)

2012-02-13T05:21:00.001-05:00

SPOILER ALERT:
AMC The Walking Dead last night aired the first episode of the second half of the second season and it was boring. I felt like this could've been the end of the first half because now it leaves Lori in car accident while she's pregnant without any knowing her whereabouts, Hershel's bad habits coming out, and Rick killing innocent people. But my biggest problem is there was no change in scenery. I figured they made a break in the season to make changes in location but they didn't. I am so sick of this farm. I really hope they make some changes in the next episode. Overall the show is awesome as it is. I just thought it was unnecessary to have a break that just leads right back to where they left of. There should've been a change somewhere.

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YouTube chatroom

2012-02-12T13:37:00.001-05:00

I'm thinking of starting a chatroom using pal talk that just strictly used for sharing YouTube videos and talking about them. What do you think of this idea?

Canon T2i

2012-02-10T16:58:00.001-05:00

Just got a new canon slr my old one was just too old. I hope this camera is good. I'm really looking forward to start using a newer canon. It has a lot of good reviews. If you have one let me know what you thought of it.

What happen to our future?

2012-02-10T05:17:00.001-05:00

I want my flying car! I need to be able to fly wherever I want. Be in Jersey at 8am then be in Florida by 10am. I'm tired of long car rides or over priced airport tickets. I can't even enjoy myself without spending thousands of dollars on a vacation. It's ridiculous. Better off fuck waiting for the flying car lets move up a bit. Make me a teleportation device! Let me just teleport instantly to my destination. That will make things even better. The world will be so much better with teleportation. There will be no more cars so less gas being used, people will have more money since they don't have to pay for gas, the environment will be cleaner, and no more traffic. I will be able to travel from the strip club to home to the diner and then work instantly. Make my life so much easier and more productive.

There's so much more I can talk about but I rather here your opinions. Comment them below.

Hyper Crush - Night Wave

2012-02-09T05:23:00.001-05:00

Hyper Crush release a new album finally might I add called Night Wave with the hot new track called "Werk Me". The album is a new sound for Hyper Crush and I love it. The tracks on the new album are all upbeat dance music compared to their old album The Arcade that was more like a hip hop album. Hyper Crush is a merging artist that I think deserve more credit then they get already. They travel around the united states just playing clubs and making every show different then the last one. To listen to samples of their music you can go to www.itunes.com or www.hypercrush.com. Plus you can always just check them out on YouTube where they have their new music videos like Werk Me and Maniac. It's worth your time.

The problems on deleting porn

2012-02-08T10:00:00.001-05:00

If your like me you wonder do I have too much porn? Well I don't know the answer to it. But when I think about that question, I just start to delete the porn from my hard dive. As in process of deleting the videos I run into multiple issues either I get turned on looking at the videos and just stop deleting, I have a hard time deleting certain videos, or I say forget it I'll do it later. After trying to get my 1tb hard drive cleared of porn a few months later I finally get the job done. Then once it's done I'm like oh I have 800 gbs free let me download some new ones and now I'm back to 1tb. Now I'm thinking Is porn addicting? Yes it is! They should just make a site like Netflix but only with porn with instant streaming on consoles, computers, and phones. It will make my life so much better. I call it Pornflix!

If you have any situations make a comment below. I'm sure I'm not the only person who has this issue.

Deadpool movie

2012-02-08T09:08:00.001-05:00

Why won't they just make it already? They did 8 minutes of footage of just deadpool shooting people's faces off! I want to see this footage right meow!

Twitter

2012-02-08T05:10:00.001-05:00

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In Time

2012-02-08T05:08:00.001-05:00

I bought the movie In Time but I haven't had time to watch it yet. I hope it's good I am going to check out this weekend.

Tom Bradys wife

2012-02-07T11:43:00.001-05:00

She blames the wide receivers for patriots lost in the Super Bowl. She says Tom Brady can't throw the ball and catch it. Well I say who the fuck cares woman? Giants won!!!!

Game of Thrones

2011-10-15T22:19:00.001-04:00

Game of Thrones, I'm watching the first season. I'm three episodes in and the show is great. I didn't think I would have any connection with it but the acting is so good. I believe this show will do well. Let me know your thoughts in the comments box.

New York Comic Con

2011-10-15T22:14:00.000-04:00

Tomorrow I will be attending New York Comic Con. I hear its really good this year. Stay tuned for a review from me.

The return of Jag

2011-10-14T18:44:00.000-04:00

Hello everyone. I am not back from a busy work season and going to be posting again. Also I am catching up on a lot of shows. So stay tuned for upcoming thoughts.

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2011-06-30T07:45:00.000-04:00

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Texas Chainsaw Massacre (reboot)

2011-06-30T07:27:00.000-04:00

October 5th 2012, Lionsgate will be releasing a re-rebooted version of Texas Chainsaw Massacre but this time it will be in 3D! I know they are going to do a good job with this flick but its a classic and needs to be left alone. In May Lionsgate bought the writes the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and decided to tweak it up and make it a more of a new generation story. Lionsgate is saying it will be a sequel to Tobe Hooper's story. It will be directed by Bill Moseley.

I am not 100% excited for this but I would still checked it out just because I like leatherface as a character. I really hope they push the limits on how graphic it can be. But in my opinion I think they could have written a brand new horror story rather then wasting their money on a film which was perfected back in 1974.

Let me know your thoughts in the comment box.

Shows I am looking forward to watching

2011-06-29T07:51:00.001-04:00

Here is a list of shows I can not wait to see.

The Life and Times of Tim (Season Three)

That's right I said it. The Life and Times of Tim will be returning back on HBO for a third season. It was originally canceled after the second season. We all know HBO can not live without this show. But what is this show about? The Life & Times of Tim is an animated show about a young guy named Tim who just can't seem to catch a break in life. He's a normal guy who always tries to do the right thing, but for some reason the world conspires against him. The show is worth to check out. You can jump in any time and still get the humor. There is no date posted yet when the new season will air. Rumors are it will be announce during the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Breaking Bad (Season Four)

In season three, Jesse and Walter got themselves in a lot of trouble ending the season in an awesome cliffhanger. What will Walter do to clean up the mess this time? Will him and his wife ever make amends or will she continue to sleep with other guys? All questions soon to be resolved on July 17 when the new season airs on AMC.

Star Wars Live Action Series

I have no clue when this will be release but I am looking out for it. The series will take place between the the third film and the fourth film. George Lucas announced this back in 2005 but has not forgotten about it. It is still in development. George said that he would write the first part of the series then hand it off to the producers. The series promises 100 one-hour long episodes. George stated on May 2011 that 50 episodes are already written. So in that logic 6 more years and we will have the series filming and 6 more years we will eventually have it on TV. By then I will still enjoy it.

Walking Dead (Season Two)

I loved the first season. I was upset that it was seven episodes long but at Philly Wizard World Comic Con, I got a chance to talk one on one with some of the cast members including Chandler Riggs and Norman Reedus. From what they could tell me was the new season will have a total of thirteen episodes with a lot of more blood and gore. They couldn't tell me anything about the plot line. AMC has them all under oath. It was awesome to meet the cast and they are all very nice.

Dexter (Season Six)

Just in case you did not know Dexter is by far my favorite show. Also at Philly Comic Con I got the chance to meet Julie Benz who played Rita on Dexter. I got goose bumps just talking to her. Dexter is the only show I can watch over and over again and still get excited on whats going to happen next. The new season is being taken over by a new show runner. He stats that he will make the new season feel like the first one where Dexter is back on his dark days rather then moping about his life like he was in the last season. Which is good in my perspective, I want Dexter to just be himself. I thought the last season could have been so much better but I understand why they did that. They needed to show Dexter had feelings. But the new season will have a new killer that has the same morals as Dexter, causing him to be Dexter's number one target. The kids are going to be moving back in with Dexter and Quinn is still going to be on Dexter's ass. Deb will try to move on bigger and better things. I am just wondering how it will fall into place with everything. New season won't start till about September. I can not wait any longer. I am about to freeze myself till then.

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Food That Kills Episode 3

2011-06-28T07:07:00.003-04:00

Check out the new episode from Food That Kills "Fruity Fruit Snack Burrito"

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True Blood Season 4 Episode 1 "Shes Not There" (Spoilers Alert)

2011-06-27T07:33:00.000-04:00

If you did not see the first episode this review will contain tons of spoilers, please leave now before reading.

Let me start with, Did True Blood decided to hire the writers from the show Lost? Because I feel like the show got so complex in one episode that now I am not sure if I even want to go forward with the show. Let me calibrate, it starts off with Sookie in a magical land with other people just like her (faires, and no I do not mean gay people). They are eating glowing fruit. If my fruit was glowing I would not eat it for the risk of getting cancer. Cancer is written all over glowing fruit. Sookie was the only one who knew not to eat it because apparently the girl from the country area of America is the brightest one of them all and started to see visions of troll monsters within people. It just so happen to be that she was being captured under a spell by troll monsters! They wanted to eliminate her fairy kind out of jealously. Then Sookie escapes and jumps into a portal bringing her back to earth. This concludes the opening scene of True Blood season 4. It confused the shit out of me. The show is about vampires not a scene that reminded me of Power Rangers.

Sookie comes back home only to find out that she has been missing for a year and everything changed. I feel like the writers did this just to close unsolved gaps in the show. It's an awful trick. Jason's now a cop, Arlene had her baby, and Tara finally moved out to be a UFC lesbian. Why would Tara do that? I don't recall any signs of her wanting to kick girl's asses then sleep with them. Jason becoming a cop, didn't shock me but it would be nice to see how it happen. I don't think the writers made a smart move here. Everyone liked the show because they connected to all the characters and now that connection is gone. I feel like it was a reboot of the show. Bill is also a political person now. Is he running for something? It's not very clear. Then Eric did a statement for his bar stated that the bar is for humans and vampires now. Also then you find out that when Sookie was gone, Eric bought her house and now she is his.

I am a big fan of the show, I liked what they did with the vampire's stories but I did not like this episode one bit. It needs to go back how it was. It didn't need this polished version. I do not know how many people agree with me on this. But I do not think it was creative. I think it was a way out to get out of loop holes they didn't know how to conclude.

Please if your reading this review, let me know what you think of the episode in the comment box.

Wizard World Philly Artist Alley

2011-06-26T20:32:00.003-04:00

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Wizard World Artist Alley

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Wizard World Comic Con "Everyone is so nice"

2011-06-24T07:10:00.000-04:00

Check out this hilarouis new clip from Nerd Rage Films at Philly Comic Con 2011

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Interview with Chris Raab

2011-06-22T07:04:00.000-04:00

At Philly Comic Con, I got a chance to take to Chris Raab from Jackass about his new directing career.

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Green Lantern

2011-06-21T07:56:00.000-04:00

After watching this movie, I found a new comic character I like. The history of the Green Lantern has so much depth in story line that its crazy not to make a movie about all of it. Ryan Reynolds not my choice as Hal Jordan but he still gets the job done. I was hoping to see a Deadpool movie soon but it was pushed back due to DC grabbing him. It was still a smart move on Ryan's part.

The movie was successful in my eyes. The CGI was superb. The crew created their own universe from the Green Lantern comics and my god it looked great. The visuals was so believable. I loved looking at every detail but one thing, Ryan's outfit. I felt like his outfit could have been worked on more, which is shocking because hes the star of the movie. When he puts on the mask it looks fake. He kind of looks like a raccoon to me. It's adorable. I am even sure most of the CGI went to his package for the ladies. The villain was the emotional feeling of FEAR that is the Green Lantern's darkest enemy because they use WILL power. I think the concept is dumb when you read about it but once you see it with your own eyes, its actually pretty cool. Green Lantern brings out the child inside of me when a Green Lantern creates anything they want out of energy. Reminds me of the Mask (Jim Carrey's Verison) where he takes stuff out of no where and uses it for his pleasure.

The plot was too fast pace. I felt like if you didn't know the back story of the Green Lantern you would be a tiny bit lost. They added some alternate scenes that are different then the comic book, which was okay in my opinion. I am just wondering how they are going to introduce a few characters now if they add them to the next movie. Ryan played Hal Jordan okay, I am not a big fan of Green Lantern yet but I know enough to see that the character could have been played a little more fun. Ryan played him like he was emotional and he hates life. There is a scene where he almost dies from a plane crash because he couldn't stop thinking about his fathers death. Then there is a girl who likes Hal and all he does is pushes her away because he can't make up his mind on what he wants. Bottom line if the ring never came to Earth, Hal would've been a loser. Everyone will hate him and disown him for being a selfish jerk. The Green Lantern ring showed him power and now he thinks hes better then everyone else. So he takes the girl and gets over his emotional problems. It's quite touching if you ask me. The ending fight could have been a little bit longer and more of a struggle for Hal but he got the job done. If the ring chose me, I'll be a villain taking over the world. Ill be full of RAGE!

The movie was good. I don't want to add spoilers to the movie. It's classy enough to just go see it for yourself. DC did a good job and they need to stop doing reboots and start introducing new comic characters like this one.

5 out of 5 Stars