<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><rss xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:blogger="http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss" xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><atom:id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2788014131668887801</atom:id><lastBuildDate>Fri, 01 Nov 2024 10:37:20 +0000</lastBuildDate><category>jaime mac</category><category>fail</category><category>about</category><category>friends</category><category>girls</category><category>new jersey</category><category>awkward boxer jaime mac</category><category>lists</category><category>hbic wine clubs</category><category>larry bumms</category><category>love</category><category>parties</category><category>stabby</category><category>stress</category><category>weird</category><category>aruba</category><category>bachlorette party</category><category>badass</category><category>deep thoughts</category><category>dogs</category><category>email</category><category>food</category><category>funny</category><category>panty passion</category><category>shrine</category><category>social media</category><category>tank</category><category>traveling</category><category>wedding</category><category>wife</category><category>adam</category><category>aimee</category><category>angela</category><category>baby</category><category>barnes and noble</category><category>bird slayings</category><category>bonsai gardening</category><category>briefs</category><category>church</category><category>cleaning</category><category>colleen</category><category>crazy</category><category>crush</category><category>diane</category><category>diet</category><category>discrimination</category><category>domestic</category><category>eggs</category><category>erwin</category><category>flag football</category><category>gmail</category><category>harry potter</category><category>hugh hefner</category><category>jaime ferr</category><category>kittens</category><category>kristle</category><category>lies</category><category>m&#39;lady</category><category>mobile</category><category>monkey</category><category>ned flanders</category><category>news</category><category>nikki</category><category>obbession</category><category>priest</category><category>python</category><category>rach</category><category>random dude</category><category>random thoughts</category><category>self centered</category><category>shoe bulimia</category><category>showers</category><category>sock puppet</category><category>socks</category><category>spilled blood</category><category>subject lines</category><category>the hell train</category><category>things that are neat</category><category>throwing knives</category><category>top ten</category><category>twilight</category><category>ugly babies</category><category>unshower</category><category>work</category><category>youtube</category><title>Generation Y: Welcome To My World</title><description>I&#39;m the cliché Gen-Y-er - Over scheduled, self absorbed, and trying to figure out my path in life.</description><link>http://jaimemac-welcometomyworld.blogspot.com/</link><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Jaime Mac)</managingEditor><generator>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>22</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2788014131668887801.post-2297481318207468583</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 19:24:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-11-02T15:54:01.866-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">adam</category><title>Senseless</title><atom:summary type="text">Yesterday God took a healthy baby boy weeks before he was to be born. &amp;nbsp;So many words come to mind: surreal, devastating, and heartbreaking.&amp;nbsp; But the word that resounds with me when I’m at my angriest for my family’s loss is senseless.
God chose the senseless act to take a life before it could even begin.&amp;nbsp; Before we could say hello to him, before we could hear him laugh for the </atom:summary><link>http://jaimemac-welcometomyworld.blogspot.com/2010/11/senseless.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jaime Mac)</author><thr:total>6</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2788014131668887801.post-5645367804553627957</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 19:56:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-28T15:56:29.806-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">funny</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jaime mac</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">lists</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">random thoughts</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">the hell train</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">ugly babies</category><title>What Do You Mean the Next Stop Is Hell?</title><atom:summary type="text">I&#39;ve never claimed to be normal.&amp;nbsp; Well that one time I tried, but then I swear I could hear god lighting a match to set me on fire, so I quickly took it back.&amp;nbsp; I wonder though, are the things that amuse me really that weird, or am I just the only one admitting to it?&amp;nbsp; 

Here is a list of things that make me laugh.&amp;nbsp; Feel free to add your own to it or comment on mine.&amp;nbsp; Hell</atom:summary><link>http://jaimemac-welcometomyworld.blogspot.com/2010/10/what-do-you-mean-next-stop-is-hell.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jaime Mac)</author><thr:total>4</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2788014131668887801.post-5081556109714129969</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 15:25:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-15T11:25:47.146-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">hugh hefner</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jaime ferr</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jaime mac</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">lies</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">monkey</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">self centered</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">things that are neat</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">wedding</category><title>At least “self absorbed” is still true?</title><atom:summary type="text">Yeah…not only am I terrible at blogging in any consistent manner, but now my blog is also a web of deception.&amp;nbsp; I’m no longer Jaime Mac, I’m Jaime-FER [said like a drunk, retarded person might say Jennifer].&amp;nbsp; 
Thanks to my house being done and the wedding out of the way, I also am no longer over-scheduled. But please don’t think that’s gonna free up my time for more than 1 blog posting a</atom:summary><link>http://jaimemac-welcometomyworld.blogspot.com/2010/10/at-least-self-absorbed-is-still-true.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jaime Mac)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitILKSuvOgkqkqSzq5hXifGzCidVTTmpgJZmVetdMJs1Hc7w3-bY1UNNBRw_PCSF-xDkLAk5HW2DdwhPwrFMGBjAVyjpaesczHKWT8uWC_rnOGOq3eK0cVmGsyS_kCcSJULYt_l6vP_mQ/s72-c/funny-monkey-pictures-2.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2788014131668887801.post-8655574400053799216</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 18:04:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-09-10T14:04:46.370-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">awkward boxer jaime mac</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">deep thoughts</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">fail</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">food</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">lists</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">news</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">python</category><title>Men accused of wrestling python outside McDonald&#39;s</title><atom:summary type="text">Oh how many things could be wrong with one little headline?&amp;nbsp;
FOUR. I counted.
1. Wrestling python: I always thought wrestling involved arms and legs.&amp;nbsp; A python can&#39;t pin you down for the count of five.&amp;nbsp; He has no way to win this match....unless it&#39;s until death.&amp;nbsp; Then my money is on the python.
2. Accused: What more proof do you need than 50 horrified obese onlookers?
3. Men: </atom:summary><link>http://jaimemac-welcometomyworld.blogspot.com/2010/09/men-accused-of-wrestling-python-outside.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jaime Mac)</author><thr:total>3</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2788014131668887801.post-8953470292668748819</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 12:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-08-31T09:26:05.087-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">aimee</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">angela</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">aruba</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bachlorette party</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">colleen</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">crazy</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">diane</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">erwin</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">friends</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">girls</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jaime mac</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">kristle</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">larry bumms</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">m&#39;lady</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">new jersey</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">nikki</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">parties</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">rach</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">traveling</category><title>The Crazy 13: A Pre-Aruba Tale</title><atom:summary type="text">
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Youtube is like crabs. It&#39;s uncomfortable, ain&#39;t going anywhere, and anyone who knows about it WILL want to see it and laugh at you.
Whitest sock puppet rap</atom:summary><link>http://jaimemac-welcometomyworld.blogspot.com/2010/08/caught-unfortunately-on-tape.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jaime Mac)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2788014131668887801.post-2779250063176001419</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 19:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-08-19T15:40:16.602-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">aruba</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">bachlorette party</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">fail</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">gmail</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">jaime mac</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">stabby</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">throwing knives</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">traveling</category><title>I’m not that badass, Gmail.</title><atom:summary type="text">
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I asked myself if emails arrived at all 3 at the same time, which would I check first? Guess work email…YOU LOST.&amp;nbsp; Loser.
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I debated titling this &quot;How to make alcolholism socially acceptable&quot;.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;

My wine club came from my failed attempt to join a book club.&amp;nbsp; I never went to a single meeting, because I never read the book.&amp;nbsp; After 3 missed meetings, they stopped including me.
Still, I was sad when I was shunned out of book club because I had been excited to meet new people, socialize, and laugh.&amp;</atom:summary><link>http://jaimemac-welcometomyworld.blogspot.com/2010/06/how-to-start-wine-club.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jaime Mac)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi1YtcOghk4q7sK73UKHtxJdsX_8kjHe1SkF1a6zI0VtOAnIxaPG11fef2XQCR1t0MKhjd5r2e9wgSnqIvnfmzO_hr7xOonwVTRGZfa6MEjWeFuZoQpNbGx2A7wTvPikzo-gmTTxfodEik/s72-c/hbic.JPG" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>2</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2788014131668887801.post-3399714400203853678</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 11:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-06-22T07:58:26.229-04:00</atom:updated><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">about</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">dogs</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">fail</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">love</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">new jersey</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">panty passion</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">shrine</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">social media</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">stabby</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">stress</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">tank</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">weird</category><category domain="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#">wife</category><title>Don&#39;t Argue With a Weird Person. You&#39;ll Never Win.</title><atom:summary type="text">
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You need only look as far as my closet to get the idea.  TRUST ME when I say this is only a sliver of what I&#39;ve packed into this closet.This is why shoe bulimia is so unsettling to me.  That’s right, shoe-bulimia. It’s your standard splurge and purge reaction.  I have a friend with this disease. 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