Jake Garrison

Instagram: Date Night! Seeing a live production of Moulin Rouge with Rodney!!

Jake — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:07:32 +0000

Don’t Call it a Comeback

Jake — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 21:00:59 +0000

In this episode… karpadiem attempts to make a video blog after 3 years of neglect. However… external forces keep him from making one! Will he make another video? Will his channel be revived?! TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO FIND OUT!!!!

Jake Rides the Hog

Jake — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 09:33:47 +0000

Yes. I am still alive. And doing… ok. I may have regressed a little…

Hey Guys

Jake — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 23:19:18 +0000

ITS ME! See! ME! Not morgan! ME! TA DA! We can all be happy now right?! (if your looking for your comments… I had to re upload).

Guess Who’s Baaaaackk!?

Jake — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:26:21 +0000

Hello everyone! I have been gone so long and have been busy. This is just a little up date and to explain that I will be back and running again on here. I have missed you all! – karpadiem future cha cha – Kevin Macleod

What Does “Wash Hands” Mean?

Jake — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 17:49:04 +0000

The possibilities are endless… and none of them are good.

This Is the Kind of Fun You Can Have IRL

Jake — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 15:14:18 +0000

So, I’ve been making a point lately to get AWAY from my computer. I found that I have let the online world take a little to much of my time.

I did something strange the other day. I went to the beach and did absolutely nothing. We just hung out. Chilled. No pressure to do anything or try and make fun happen. Just relaxing and enjoying being with each other.

Now at the same time, I don’t want to completely abandon this digital life style I have created. Im trying to find a healthy balance.

Any thoughts? Tips? Are you going through the same thing? Let me know what you think below.

OH, and I need to clarify something here: Jordan is a great guy. The bottle was in the way (and you cant see his mouth) but he was actually laughing and playing along. No need to worry about my personal safty.

Yet.

Things I am Finding While Moving/Cleaning.

Jake — Fri, 01 May 2009 21:08:43 +0000

So, if you follow me on twitter or we are friends on facebook, you probibly know by now that I am moving.

Well, moving kinda forces you to go through all your junk. You would be surprised how much stuff you can find that you have forgotten about. Here Is a list of interesting things I have found so far.

Found this cowboy hat. No idea why i have it... how i got it... or why i still have it. It doesn't even fit!

This bag was given to me by a friend. I was going to do this collection of videos with "bag man" but then Smosh went and did their "box man" video. The idea quickly died.

This ballon is over two years old... and it still has air in it!

I lost these keys circa... a very long time ago.

My old retainer... Yeah, it no longer fits.

OH EM GE! I found my tamagotchi!

I just found 70,000 ugandan shillings! Im rich!!! Rich I tell ya!!

What this heck is this thing?!

Conclusion… I have to much junk.

Twittering Addicts And O.S.M.O.S.I.S. Sufferers

Jake — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 18:03:24 +0000

First let me give credit where credit is due: I first saw this video on the Youtube Reviewed blog. They always seem to be able to find some of the best (and worst) videos on the web. Of corse, they also have plenty of social commentary on my biggest obsession… youtube (and its community). Swing by and check them out.

Moving on.

So, many people have asked me “What’s this twitter thing”. Well, allow this video to explain. Then read my notes following.

I now realize how sad my life is.

Twittering can become an addiction. What is it that compels some of us to share so much of our lives on sites like twitter, facebook, dailybooth, youtube, and yes… even myspace. ::shudder:: I wont even try to mention linked-in, bebo, pownce and all the other dark allies of the socialsphere.

Some of you reading this identify with me. You, like me, are an “Internet Socialite.” However, others of you are thinking:

“Oh man, thats so weird. He shares so much private information with the world!”

Or maybe your thinking something like,

“How incredibly vain! Who really wants to know all this stuff?!”

Well, before you get to critical, let me propose a thought: Perhaps you don’t directly suffer from a twitter addiction, but suffer from O.S.M.O.S.I.S. (Overly Stimulated Mind from Online Social and Informational Sites).

ADMIT IT! You crave information! You might not be the one pumping it out, but you scarf down every tid-bit of info that is thrown at you! You may not

twitter ever footstep
post a video on youtube of every major and minor event in your life
tag everyone you know on facebook
stream your entire music listening history on last.fm
let the world know what you are eating on foodfeed.us

But! You DO

Surf facebook at work
Watch videos when you should be doing laundry
Check your friends facebook status on your phone
Read details about your friends lives looking for references to yourself.

So you see, we are all sick. We all need to just go outside. Then come home and blog about our experiences (or read about the experiences of others).

The Best Karpadiem Video EVER!!!!

Jake — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 07:52:43 +0000

Yeah… i dont know. ha… yeah. twitter.com jakegarrison.com