Jake.N.Bake

OUTDOORS FUCK YEAH

2010-10-19T08:18:00.000-07:00

You know whats fucking awesome?

Climbing a fucking mountain.

Carving up a mountain bike trail.

Swimming in creeks and rivers.

Rafting down a class 4 rapid.

Hiking to a kick ass waterfall then jumping off said waterfall.

TAMING THE FUCKING OUTDOORS.

I've done all of the above and then some.

I love the outdoors and nature and all that stuff.

Wether you like it or not we were once simple minded beings who were once one with nature

and climbed, hiked, swam, ran, jumped, crawled all over the fucking place.

That part of humanity will never die.

So......DONT FUCKING LITTER.

Whats your guys favorite thing to do outdoors?

Pudding?

2010-10-11T10:19:00.000-07:00

Guys I recently went to a Pudding Party

We bought over 300$ of pudding

Girls wrestled in it.

EPIC?

We had over 300 people at the end of the night at this party.

Many people were drunk, including yours truly.

Whats the craziest party you've ever been to?

Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's JAKE!

2010-10-07T13:12:00.000-07:00

Sup guys! I'm back! Did you miss me?

You didn't? Well fuck you.

Any who I'll be updating regularly again on a daily basis.

On another note......

DO YOU LIKE DINOSAURS??

AND LASERS??

Then you need to check out this fucking game immediately!!

notdoppler.com/treadmillasaurusrex.php!!!!!

Leave me a comment about what you think!

Sup from Washington

2010-10-05T14:58:00.000-07:00

Hey guys, I'll be returning home to TN in 2 days!

I can't wait to be back and see my friends and be able to update my blog on a regular basis.

Here are some pics from Washington, I took myself.....on my crappy camera phone.

Me holding the Washington Monument.

Outside of the Lincoln Memorial

I'll post more pics soon, from the Smithsonian.

......if I feel like it

Leave me a comment and thanks for following!

/Washington\

2010-09-30T11:18:00.000-07:00

So guys I'm heading to Washington, D.C. tonight.

I'll be there till Wednesday of next week.

Any ideas for what I should go see or do?

Besides the obvious go see all the historic shit I mean.

Clubs? Restaurants? Cool places in general just to hang out at.

Leave me a comment!

I'll try to update while I'm there, and I'll definitely post pics when I can!

BEST.....RAPPER.....ALIVE

2010-09-28T15:39:00.000-07:00

HOLY.

FUCKING.

SHIT.

If you don't like rap music then leave. Now.

Lil Wayne just released his new album!

"I Am Not A Human Being"

If you haven't heard these new songs then your really missing out.

These songs are fucking awesome and have been playing at every party/club I've been to the past 2 days.

My personal favorite is Bill Gates.

I listen to every genre of music, from rap to dubstep to country to scream-o to hip hop to classical (Beethoven bitches) and every single thing in-between.

If you don't like rap then idk what to tell you except gtfo.

Whats your all time favorite genre/band/song?

GO LISTEN TO HIS NEW SHIT!!

Then leave a comment telling me what you think!

+Vertigo+

2010-09-27T07:06:00.000-07:00

So guys, I just signed up for skydiving lessons....

Now I'm a pretty outdoor-sy dude, I go hiking, camping, climbing, and cliff jumping, and rafting,

and spelunking and all that other cool stuff, but man skydiving?!?!

This is takin it to a whole other level!

The biggest thing I've ever jumped off is this 108ft waterfall

It's in Fall Creek Falls State Park and the pic is from far away, but trust me thats 108ft

I fell for 6 seconds and it was the longest 6 seconds of my life.

So have any of you guys ever been skydiving?

Whats your favorite outdoor thing to do?

TIRED AS FUCK

2010-09-26T12:15:00.000-07:00

I just ran a fucking 5K for race for the cure and my time was 22:45

I went to bed at 5am and woke up at 1pm and ran the race at 2pm

Hell yah! Does anyone else out there run 5Ks?

Do any of you run at all?

If ya then whats your fastest time?

.DEVIL.

2010-09-26T09:39:00.000-07:00

So I see this movie expecting some crazy scary movie,

I was a little skeptical just because it was friggin M. Night Shamaylan.

But man this movie sucked!

Tell me what you guys think if you've seen it.

Or if you haven't tell me your least favorite Shamaylan movie.

-BEER THIRTY-

2010-09-25T16:12:00.000-07:00

So my question to you guys is this

WHATS YOUR FAVORITE DRINKING GAME?

My personal favorite is Faces of Death aka Kings,King Cup,Circle of Death.

The only other games I know of are, Beer Pong of course, Quarters, Cocaine, Flipcup

So yah whats your favorite game and your favorite drink to play with?

-College-

2010-09-25T12:38:00.000-07:00

So a few things you should bring for college without a doubt are....

-Clothes

You will go through so many clothes, like you don't even know

-A Mini Fridge

Even if you have your own fridge, having a small personal one kicks ass

and works as a personal stash for anything from cake, to weed, to beer,

to books ( yes I just said books, its been done before)

-A TV

The bigger the better, for games, gaming, movies, or just general watching

-FOOD

I can not express how much food you will need just to last you one semester,

budget as much as possible and remember generic taste just as good if you close your eyes

-A Laptop

If by now it hasn't dawned you that you might need one then, run and get one now!

We are entering a more and more technology dependent lifestyle every year

I literally have not met one person on campus that doesn't have a laptop.

Even if your dirt poor and relying on financial aid to pay for your ride,

a shitty laptop is better then NO laptop, but if money is really that tight for you,

wait till the end of summer for back to school specials, then wait for that tax free

weekend to kick in and you'll save about 200$-500$, depending on

what, and where you buy.

-Money

Ahhh yes moolah, deniro, greenbacks, cash.......you will need it

and LOTS of it, get a job over the summer, get a job on or off campus, or

drain from your parents if they are rich. You WILL want to buy something, or if somehow

you don't want to you will NEED to, be it some gas, some food, a shirt, cigarettes, condoms,

or throwing in for a beer run. You will spend a ridiculous amount of money while

in college, so better find a way for money somehow.

-Iron Will

You will see and go through so much weird shit in college and everyone you know will change.

It will happen wether or not your ready, so get prepared now.

i.e. I went to a frat party and the cops showed up because they gave a dog alcohol poisoning,

ABC parties......Anything But Clothes......very interesting.

Boxers N Blazers...........also very interesting.

Point is that there will be all kinds of crazy ass parties,

that crazy ass shit is gonna go down, so heres your warning.

-Car

If you bring a car, that will make life sooooooo much easier.

Not depending on other people for rides and having a place to sleep

in case you get lost/left somewhere in Georgia for example is awesome.

Apart from whatever else you will obviously need, bed stuff, shower stuff, decorations, etc.

You should primarily work on getting at least most of the stuff on this list.

Feel free to add to the list with a comment!

What Kind Of Awesome Pet Do You Want Or Own?

2010-09-24T16:04:00.000-07:00

Me personally, I think CHINCHILLAS are fucking awesome,

they're basically a mix between a rabbit and a squirrel and are really,

really easy to take care of apparently. To clean them all you do is

give them a bowl of some dust and they roll in for like 10 seconds and

BAM they're clean. Not to mention the coolest thing about them is that,

YOU CAN GET A FUCKING BLUE CHINCHILLA.

(this is not a blue chinchilla, its a picture of my friends)

So my question to you guys is, What kind of kick-ass pet do you want/own?

I don't mean like, "Oh hey Jake I own a cat and 2 dogs hurrr hurrr"

Something like, a fucking Tarantula, a Scorpion, a fucking Bear, an Alligator,

just something cool! Pics are welcome!

Eat Dat Watermelon Eat Dat Watermelon

2010-09-24T08:23:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZKZkC8u3_c

I laughed sooooooooo hard when I saw this,

what makes it even more funny is that

one of them is Nick Cannon!!!

Epic Beard Is Epic

2010-09-24T07:40:00.000-07:00

When I get This Old I'm Growing This

FALCOOOONN...............KNEE!

2010-09-24T07:08:00.001-07:00

(click to see the clip)

show me ya moves!

Lemme Lemme Upgrade Ya?

2010-09-23T11:48:00.000-07:00

Is this what Beyonce meant?

humanupgrades.com

Who has these awesome shoes?

2010-09-23T11:28:00.000-07:00

BECAUSE THEY ARE FUCKING AWESOME