Jankasphere

Who dis bitch?

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 11:56:00 +0000

Look at this trying hard chaka toting her Stam. Eeew, so not bagay. The Stam must be really sad coz she's being carried by a lowlife slut machine. I've researched and found out that this whore is called The Handbag Toting Gay. Before daw, she's a comfort woman back in World War II. So that makes her like One Hundred Fifteen years old... at least still a teenager diba??! Anyway, if you guys are wondering why she's not full of kulubot, well, what's the use of Photoshop? So what does she looks like now? Just watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.. she played Benjamin Button there.

Handbag Toting Gay has a blog being updated the help of her apo sa tuhods (she's still learning how to use a computer.. still at Lesson 1: How To Press the ON Button). Its like a total rip-off of another bitch, Bryanboy. Handbag Toting Gay's blog is like where she vents out her frustrations of being katutubo-looking and posts questions like why does she have this bulge on her crotch. And also, she posts tons of pics of her carrying her vintage designer handbags from her teenage days back in the '40s.

So check out her blog: http://handbagtotingboy.blogspot.com/. Let me just warn you my ugly readers, this Handbag Toting Gay is uglier than you so you might be upset when you look at her butt, I mean, face.

I'm Back Bitches!

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 11:51:00 +0000

Wow, it feels like forever since I've updated my blog. You know naman kasi, somebody hacked my Blogger account and made Jankasphere into a fugly Fashion blog. I was like eeew! Whoever did it should be dead by now kasi I've hired an assasin to kill that moron.

So now, your momma sosyal fashion diva is back! I've got tons of chismis to share to you my urban poor readers so hang on to your maluluwang na panties coz this is one hell of a ride!

GMA's Upcoming Show: Dyesebel

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 19:59:00 +0000

After the not-so-sikat show called Marimar polluted the TV Screens (mostly yung mga sinuhulang ng GMA through AGB Neilsen), Marian Rivera the self-proclaimed Primetime Superstar is currently busy on doing her new soap opera, Dyesebel, a remake.

Because the GMA producers can't think of new ideas, they thought of remaking the classic Filipino movie Dyesebel. The producers never thought twice of casting Marian Rivera for the lead role; Habang "sikat" pa ang artista, kunin nyo na!

GMA has once again made another stinky show. Dyesebel, a flop in the making.

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The Diva Rises From Hibernation!

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:08:00 +0000

Whew! I've been underground these past few months kasi naman i've been so busy! You know naman, in demand ang beauty ko!

Kung ano ang mga ginawa ko within my absence, it's none of your business. So, 'wag nang gawing issue coz i'm so sick na of intrigas. But because I'm so mabait, and I want you naman to be updated with my life, i'm gonna share few bits and crannies of what I did recently.

1] I was able to watch the quite funny but super touching indie film, Transamerica. It talks about a transgender (or popularly known as tranny) and his/her son. Basta, just watch nalang the movie, I'm not good kasi in writing a synopsis eh... It stars Felicity Huffman as Bree the Tranny; and the super **hott** Kevin Zegers as Toby the Tranny's Son. (*Parental Guidance is advised in watching this film, it contains some bits of b*llz, a*s, and t*ts)

2] Study

And that's it! Don't you get it?! My life was boring these past few weeks and I KNOW IT! Anyway, things would change coz IT'S SUMMAH!

My Secret Ambition

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 14:16:00 +0000

Since I was a kid, I've always been beautiful. Super like ko talaga ang modeling and I'm sure na overqualified ako. I'm 5'10", quite skinny (but not to the point na mukhang anorexic), edgy, pang-supermodel look (I'm half Belgian kasi noh), and oh so gorgeous. I almost thought of submitting my portfolio to some designers and agencies pero I realized something:

Fashion is really a pain in the a*s.

The Devil Wears Prada... Pinoy Version?!

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:54:00 +0000

There had been chismis na kumakalat sa PEx that the award-winning Hollywood film The Devil Wears Prada eh ire-remake ng ABS-CBN. Ayon sa mga not-so-reliable-sources-from-PEx, Anne Curtis would play the role of the bida. Hmm, I'm not so sure 'bout this. Come to think of it, isang super blockbuster Hollywood film, ire-remake lang ng isang Local broadcasting station?! Urgh.. Well, kung totoo nga ang chismis, then what would be the appropriate title for the teleserye?

Kung si Direk Loren Dyogi, the notorious director of the super jologs show Pinoy Big Brother and Pinoy Dream Academy ang magiging director, then I think ang magiging title ng teleserye is: Pinoy Devil Wears Prada. Almost lahat kasi ng shows nya eh may prefix na Pinoy.

Kung si Kris Aquino naman ang magiging bida instead of Anne Curtis, the show would be entitled: The Devil Wears San-San. She's the endorser kasi of San-San, a cosmetic product that is usually used by the people below poverty line.

Kung si Wendy Valdez, a skanky celebrity ang bida, (FYI, ngayon ko lang rin nalaman that this Wendy Valdez is a celebrity pala here in the Philippines) ang magiging title siguro eh: Wendymonyo Wears Prada. According kasi to my research, Wendy is often called Wendymonyo by her close friends.

Kung si Marian Rivera naman ang maging bida, the title would be: The Devil Wears Nothing. Marian kasi is a local boldstarlet, usually seen strolling at the mall wearing nothing.

Hmm, pero kung ako ang bida, the title would surely be: Janka, The Diva Primadonna Wears Prada. O diba, bonnga!

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Pokemon #623

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 14:00:00 +0000

MariMaw, I choose you!

MariMaw - Marimar na Bakulaw

Special Abilities:

+ Super Boldstar Pose - kaya nyang akitin ang mga manyak sa kanto.

+ Sayaw G.R.O. - kapag gumiling na sya na parang GRO, ang lahat ng tao magiging ngo-ngo. (except me noh!)

+ Super Sigaw - kaya niyang pabagsakin ang mga buildings kapag sumigaw sya nang: MariMaw, AW!

Janka's San Miguel Beer Commerical

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:16:00 +0000

i use beer...
the world watches...
my every move...
my hair...
my clothes...
my look...
i like black...
black looks good...
looking good means no dandruff...
beer means no dandruff...

i trust beer...
dandruff never comes back...
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.
.
.
...it's gonna rain...

Virus Attack!

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:37:00 +0000

Argh! Grrr! I'm really super pissed off right now kasi my laptop is infested by some bloody viruses! Arrrggh! My sister kasi made hiram my laptop for her report at her school, then my gaga sister did something I do not know then **poof**, parang zoo na ang laptop ko; puno na ng crazy viruses mostly Trojans pa! Gosh! And when I arrived kanina, she said: "Ate, your laptop was acting crazy kanina, hmm.. Thanks pala for letting me borrow it.", and I was like super tulala! It took me 2 hours para linisin ang laptop ko, and I was so happy coz hindi na na-resort into reformatting the system. I have so many important files pa naman there na hindi ko pa na-transfer sa PC ko. Urgh!

Sana, all those Virus programmers would have amnesia and make limot on how to make viruses! I hate you Virus Programmers! I hate you more than Marian Rivera! Argh!

My Schedule

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:01:00 +0000

I am a super busy person, I do sobrang daming things everyday! So here's my schedule for tomorrow; pwede nyong i-try 'tong sched ko para naman ma-experience nyo ang glamorous life ko!

MONDAY
9:oo AM - 9:10 AM -- I wake up.

9:10 AM - 9:20 AM -- I brush my teeth with Fluocaril, a dentist prescribed toothpaste to help prevent cavities and keep my mouth fresh all day!

9:20 AM - 10:00 AM -- I eat breakfast. Ang menu for Monday is: 1 bowl of Cornflakes, 1 bowl of my fave cereal (Strawberry Flavour), 3 slices of Bacon, 1 fried Egg, 1/2 cup of Mashed Potato, and 2 glasses of Fresh Milk.

10:00 AM - 10:45 AM -- I choose my outfit for the day with the help of my Yaya Puring. She's the one kasi who would dig in through my closet full of clothes.

10:45 AM - 11:00 AM -- I start my bathing. I shampoo then condition my hair.

11:00 AM - 11:25 AM -- I take care of my face. First, I exfoliate my face using St. Ives Apricot Scrub. Second, I cleanse my face using Mario Badescu's Enzyme Cleansing Gel. Third, I apply Dickinson's Witch Hazel Toner. And lastly, I moisturize my face using NU Skin Tinted Moisturizer.

11:25 AM - 12:00 NOON -- I take a bath.

12:00 NOON - 12:40 PM -- I eat lunch sa bahay. Menu: Quarter Pound Beef Burger, Caesar's Salad with Prawns in Vinaigrette Dressing.

12:40 PM - 12:55 PM - Manong Elbert, my longtime Chauffeur drives me to the University.

1:00 PM - 2:30 PM - Class in Interpreter & Compiler Design
2:30 PM - 4:00 PM - Class in Discrete Mathematics
4:00 PM - 5:00 PM - Eat at Yellow Cab, SM City Davao with my bessy.
5:00 PM - 5:25 PM - Go home.
5:25 PM - 5:45 PM - I start my bathing. I condition my hair.
5:45 PM - 6:10 PM - I cleanse, tone, moisturize my face.
6:10 PM - 6:30 PM - I shower.
6:30 PM - 7:30 PM - I study.
7:30 PM - 8:10 PM - I eat dinner. The menu is unknown. Brr..
8:10 PM - 10:00 PM - TBA (To Be Arranged)
10:00 PM - Janka sleeps.

If I'm The President (Part 2)

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Wed, 30 Jan 2008 05:40:00 +0000

Hey guys! Here's my second take on what I would do when I would be the President of the Philippines!

- I will make kuha Sabah and put it as part of the Philippines where it really belongs. Pero hindi ko isasama the terrorists who are living there. I will also slap the President of China para matauhan siya and give Spratley Islands back to the Philippines.

- I will conquer Taiwan and bring it closer to the Philippines. Para naman dumami ang mga Chinito here in the country.

- I will make delete the Phil. Constitution and I would declare myself Queen of the Philippines. I will be called Her Royal Majesty Janka, Queen of Philippines, Sabah, Taiwan, and Spratley Islands.

- I will change the Philippine National Flag into my own design:

- Every family will be given a mansion, but sa mga hindi nabigyan, they will be sent to Iraq and would wait for further instructions.

- To help reduce traffic, nobody is allowed to use cars, or any transport vehicle. Except for me. I'm the Queen remember?!

- All my detractors would be sent to hell, via Western Union or FedEx.

- I will declare that Marimar is an enemy of the State. And the Filipina boldstarlet playing her would be executed, but before that, the boldstarlet would be detained in one of the Septic Tanks in Tondo.

- New Year would be moved from January 1 to June 13. Para walang pasok.

- Every other day would be Janka Day. And during that day, hungry cannibals would be knocking on your doors. This would help lessen the population.

That's it for now, kung hindi nyo pa nabasa ang first part of this post, well, worry no more!

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Janka's List: Stupid TV Shows

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:37:00 +0000

1. Zaido - Certified Stupid
2. Remi - Horribly Ugly
3. Marimar - Chipipay Boldstarlet
4. Whammy - A Gay and a Retokada Host
5. Daisy Siete - A Show For Katulongs
6. Wowowee - A Stereotype of Hungry Squatters
7. Eat Bulaga - Boring.

Ugly Betty, The Prettiest Butt-Face!

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 15:09:00 +0000

Almost lahat kayo knows that I'm a real fan of the US TV show called Ugly Betty! It's really funny and it's quite heartwarming rin.. (Take note.. I have an organ called heart).

Betty Suarez - Betty is really super funny and super nice. But when I look at her, naaalala ko ang classmate ko na oh so jologs and also has a bushy eyebrow! Yikes! But my classmate looks much worse! Grabe, I feel depressed when I look at her (my classmate), parang she finished her labada.. Super losyang! Good thing she stopped studying.

Daniel Meade - Gosh, he's quite hot. Well, nakakaturn-off lang ang pagiging Sex Addict nya. But he's hott parin.

Marc St. James - He's super funny super GAY! I don't like gays who are like always in the parlor looking so losyang and so tired being a hooker, but I love Marc.. he's so urgh!

Amanda Tanen - Marc's partner in crime.. I like her bitchiness.. She's great.. I think her character is based on me.. Haha!

Wilhelmina Slater - the Queen of the Bitches of Mode Magazine. Tested and Proven.

Alexis Meade - Daniel's brother turned sister. He/She is a transexual. A person who cuts off their hmm.. But He/She's pretty anyway..

My New Louis Vuitton Wallet!

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 14:27:00 +0000

OMG! I'm so super happy coz dumating na my brand new Louis Vuitton wallet na inorder ko galing France! Gosh it's so posh!

I ordered it about 2 weeks ago and now, it's here! Gosh3x.. I'm really ecstatic! I'm like gonna go gaga when it arrived, it felt like my first time.. first time in having a bite from a Kobe Beef Burger! Whew!

To all my detractors, FYI, my Louis Vuitton Wallet is not fake noh! Baka you'll make tsismis naman to your kapitbahays there beside the riles ng tren that I own a fake LV! Eeew! Parang i'm gonna lose my apetite talaga when I make rinig people who are bragging about their LV's or other Luxury Items that are super fake sa unang tingin pa lang! Well, i'm gonna give you guys some tips in making sure that your Louis Vuitton is authentic (kahit you can't afford it.. pity!):

1. If you buy your LV at a tiangge or at the streets specifically Uyanguren in Davao or Divisoria in Manila, it's FAKE! Duh, Louis Vuitton do not sell their items on some chipipay tiangge or even at department stores. LV sells their own products on their own store. Meron lang only one Louis Vuitton store here in the Philippines, which can be found at the Ground Floor of Greenbelt IV at Makati.

2. Price: Louis Vuitton bags costs from $375 or Php 15,326.00 and up, with the majority of the bags costs over $1000 or 40,870.00. Kung ang LV mo is less than $300 or 12,260.00, you haven't got a bargain, you've got a fake MORON!

3. Habang tumatagal your LV Bag, it's gets darker and darker...

The Louis Vuitton monogram bags are made of canvas but the handles and piping are natural cowhide leather. The color of the leather should be a light tan, with the edge dyed red and the stitching in yellow. After a few weeks of handling your bag, the leather handles will oxidize and fade to a darker brown. If your leather handles don't change color, it's a fake.

4. The LV logo:

If there is an "LV" anywhere on the bag that is crooked or on a stitch or seam, it is not the real thing. The "LV" on a real Louis Vuitton purse will be carefully placed on the bag so that it's not cut off by a seam or snap. Besides the famous initials being monogrammed onto the bag itself, the zipper pull and purse snaps will all be branded as well. The zipper pull should also be brass hardware and heavy to the touch. Many imitators pay attention to the details so make sure you're paying even closer attention. If the seams are uneven or the monogram is the slightest bit off, it's a fake. Louis Vuitton bags are all hand crafted and each one is perfectly assembled. Spend some time on the manufacturer's website to study the details that make the bag authentic.

Walang maloloko kung walang BOBO. So, kung ayaw ninyong maloko, follow nalang my tips.. Pero as if naman makakabili kayo!

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My Research Paper: Philippines (Part 1)

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 00:08:00 +0000

Eto ang 1st part of my research paper. I've researched this at an accurate, super respetadong online encyclopedia, even more "informational" than our lame Wikipedia. For more info 'bout the online encyclopedia, here's the link!

Philippines

Introduction

The Republic of the Philippines is a nation of some 8,744 islands located in the Pacific Ocean, not far from China. The people of the Philippines, known as Filipinos, are best known for their overseas service as cafeteria personnel, mini-mart clerks, hotel maids, and transvestite prostitutes in countries around the world. The Philippines itself is a hotspot for sex tourism and pedophilia, as well as for a few AZN “al Qaeda” wannabes who have “taken over” some small villages on one of the islands. It is also the world’s largest exporter of large yellow-ish envelopes, known everywhere as “Manila envelopes.” “

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My Research Paper: Philippines (Part 2)

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:59:00 +0000

Eto ang 2nd part of my research paper. I've researched this at an accurate, super respetadong online encyclopedia, even more "informational" than our lame Wikipedia. For more info 'bout the online encyclopedia, here's the link!

Philippines

History of the Philippines

The Philippine Islands were discovered in 1592 by Spanish explorer Ferdinand Magellan, who was taking his yacht on history’s first round-the-world cruise. After dropping anchor near a scenic beach on the main island and going ashore for a look around, Magellan and his crew were surprised not to find any other humans. There were, however, great numbers of a curious and friendly ape species, which followed the explorers in their sight-seeing tour around the island. By the end of the first day, when Magellan and his men established a campsite and prepared for bed, quite a few of the female apes indicated a desire to cuddle under the covers with the men.
Naturally, these advances met with a mixed reception. In four years of hard sailing, most of the Spaniards were confirmed bachelors, and the notion of physical contact with females of any species was somewhat terrifying. Some of the men, however, still abided by the letter and spirit of Imperial Rome’s ancient motto, “Quicumque Permoveo” (“Anything that Moves”), and since the female apes looked a bit better than some of the negresses they had seen in Africa, they were willing to give these bitches a hard time. In due course, after only a few weeks gestation, the female apes gave birth to a new, hybrid species of Filipino ape-human.
An average "young" Filipina
Other Spanish explorers followed. In 1898, however, the United States claimed the islands, since they were at war with Spain about an entirely different topic, Cuba, on the other side of the world, and realized that claiming the Philippines would completely baffle and confuse the Spaniards. When World War 2 came along, it was Japan’s turn to invade and totally freak out the USA, first by forcing all the US soldiers to jog around the Bataan High School track 100 times in full gear (this is jokingly remembered on the History Channel as the “Bataan Death March”), and then by kicking their asses in an archery competition. The Philippines evokes bitter memories indeed for the US military.
Not wanting to dwell on the past, the United States granted independence to the Philippines in 1946.
Four hundred years of successful interbreeding with Spaniards, Chinese merchants, US military personnel and Japanese sex tourists has led to a race that is generally presentable in human society and indeed, can be considered reasonably attractive, on a comparative scale. There are, however, quite a few characteristics of Filipino culture that remind intelligent observers of their origins.

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My Research Paper: Philippines (Part 3)

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:57:00 +0000

Eto ang 3rd part of my research paper. I've researched this at an accurate, super respetadong online encyclopedia, even more "informational" than our lame Wikipedia. For more info 'bout the online encyclopedia, here's the link!

Philippines

Language

The language of the Philippines is called Tagalog. Linguistically, Tagalog is a blend of the ancestral ape noises, Spanish and English. The typical Tagalog conversation sounds like barnyard chickens talking, with bits of European language mixed in for flavor. It is because of this “chicken” aspect that Tagalog is also known as “Buk-buk.” Indeed, sometimes the Filipinos themselves are known as “Buk-buks” or even “Book-books." Philippine media, newspapers, television and even Philippine Wikipedia use this bizarre combination in an attempt to convey meaning. As employees, Filipinos are required to learn and use only the language of the host country, as use of the Tagalog language frequently irritates local dogs and cats, who switch into hunting mode when they hear it.
Or to put their whole langauge into perspective. All they ever do is yell, scream, yell in their gibberish bat-shit crazy tongue, then yell some more.
If you say these words out loud then you have a good grasp of what Tagalog sounds like on a US Navy ship 24 hours a day: "Bak to bak bubblygum ban yard."

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My Research Paper: Philippines (Part 4)

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:54:00 +0000

Eto ang 4th part of my research paper. I've researched this at an accurate, super respetadong online encyclopedia, even more "informational" than our lame Wikipedia. For more info 'bout the online encyclopedia, here's the link!

Philippines

Religion

Because Spain owned the place for so long, nearly all Filipinos are Catholic, but a very strange kind of Catholic. In the Philippines, Easter is the year's biggest holiday. The natives prepare all year for the Holy Week activities, of which the most important are re-enactments of the Crucifixion. Men carry huge crosses, whip themselves to a bloody pulp, and have themselves nailed to the cross. It a delightful and picturesque spectacle for the tourists, and is all in the spirit of family entertainment.

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My Research Paper: Philippines (Part 5)

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:48:00 +0000

Eto ang 5th part of my research paper. I've researched this at an accurate, super respetadong online encyclopedia, even more "informational" than our lame Wikipedia. For more info 'bout the online encyclopedia, here's the link!

Philippines

Filipino Cuisine

Surprisingly, most Filipino cuisine is very much as it was more than 400 years ago, before they got RAPED by the white man. 97% of the Filipino diet consists of dog which is where they got their nicknames of doggo, dogeater, mans' worst friend, and dragonfuckers.
A Brown Dog is fine too!

In fact it is common to see ugly AS FUCK filipino childrens chasing dogs in the streets of Manila cutting off their ballz. Another staple of the filipino diet is balut, which is basically like eating your half born brothers fetus straight from your mothers glory hole. Balut in reality is unhatched duck or chicken eggs. Filipino's enjoy eating balut every minute of everyday to sustain their life long boners. If the Chinks eat everything that moves.....then filipinos eat everything that exists. You will find a ugly as fuck filipino senior citizen licking the paint off of decades old cars and eating rock and dirt like niggers.

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My Research Paper: Philippines (Part 6)

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:41:00 +0000

Eto ang 6th part of my research paper. I've researched this at an accurate, super respetadong online encyclopedia, even more "informational" than our lame Wikipedia. For more info 'bout the online encyclopedia, here's the link!

Philippines

Filipinos Today

Filipinos like to think that they are AZN (Asian) but in reality they are the niggers of Asia just like Ireland is the niggerland of Europe. In America faggot filipino boys have grown fond of the nigger culture and have become in a sense, second class niggers. It is also a known fact that filipinos are the ugliest race in the entire earth (yes even uglier then monkeys) and that their men and women have the smallest PENISes and MELONS in the worldz. There are established filipino communities especially on the west coast where the men rape young girls and the old women rap along with the boys. Also they have dog feasts where they steal all the neighbor hood dogs and have a cookout. the president of the internets RON PAUL says he wished all filipinos would become an hero.
The current government of the Philippines is run by a midget-president, who is known to have a large mole on his/her face. The government is best known for its corruption and womanizing of most of the political staff. Filipinos are dumb fucks who need a get a life. Anyone can be a president, even if they're dead.
You can identify Filipinos by the way they look. If they are short, ugly as fuck, have ugly flat noses and smell like trash, that's them. Warning: Confusion may occur when distinguishing a Filipino from a monkey.

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My New Die Hard Fan: A Hoax

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 03:29:00 +0000

Hey! I have deleted the post entitled My New Die Hard Fan because the "real" Ameli sent me a message that her friend Sheila was the one who spammed the Jankasphere's Official Friendster Page. She's so super sweet naman talaga and told me everything na nangyari. Here's Ameli's response:

From: am tanyag <am_tanyag@yahoo.com>
To: jankasphere@yahoo.com
Sent: Friday, January 4, 2008 6:10:09 PM
Subject: Im so sorry

hey it's me ameli, the real owner of "Smelly Ameli 1 & 2" on friendster.

i just want to inform you that i haven't logged in on my friendster account for the past 5 days on both profile so. Shiela, my friend of mine asked me to borrow my friendster account because she need it to "assault" her ex-boyfriend because I and her ex-boyfriend were friends so she asked me to borrow my friendster account. And so I did.

What I didn't know is she will use my account to ruin my reputation. Nagulat na lang ako nung makita ko ung face ko and my codename which is "secret" dito sa jankasphere kasi i've known this blog for quite sometime now and of course alam din ni Shiela itong blog na 'to. For those na nag comment na I'm super mataray and all, it's true but I myself wouldn't do something like this. In fact I like this blog because it's really funny.

So Janka, im really, really, really, really sorry for what Shiela commented on your blog and don't worry, as you have notice, I've erased the comments that sheila gave to you. It was a really big mistake for me na ibinigay ko ang friendster account just for her to ruin my personality. And I've learned my lesson. Hope you really consider my sincerest apology.

And Janka please erase that blog because personally, nahihiya talaga ako sa ginawa niya because it's my account that she's using and not hers and personally, those commenter know me so it's really a shame kung ikakalat pa nila everywhere.

And here's my reply to her:

Hi Miss Ameli, this is Janka. I believe you. Thanks for informing me that this monster friend of yours called Sheila was the person behind the spamming. Now, I would want to ask your opinion; would you want me to delete the post called "My New Die Hard Fan" OR would you want me to add an update below the post that explains that you're not the one who did the spamming and post a picture of your friend Shiela beside Yoda? OR if none of these options suits you, you could suggest an option to me. My suggestion is that you send me a pic of that Sheila and i'll gonna make a post about her making fool of you and risking your reputation. I know it's evil but she's got to learn a lesson.

Don't be upset Ameli... and next time, don't give out your passwords coz you know naman what would happen. xoxo

- Janka

So, that explains everything. Pero if you weren't able to read the post and you feel so tanga coz you have no idea what we're talking about, you can see the copy of the "My New Die Hard Fan" here. (Ginawa kong picture ang post..)

Ask Janka!

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 09:25:00 +0000

Hi guys! I'm currently making gawa ng second podcast and I want you to be part of it! In the comments area below, you can ask me anything; as in kahit ano! Then, sasagutin ko your questions and it will all be kasali in my second podcast! So, comment in your questions and ask Janka!

My New Die Hard Fan!

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:15:00 +0000

Gosh! I had the best New Year ever! That's why hindi ko na-update my blog 'coz I really had so much fun! Come to think of it, I was invited in 14 New Year Parties! OMG! I had really a super hectic sched! Well, those are the perks of being part of the altasociodad.

Well, anyway, I made visit my blog kanina when this pesky commenter aliased as Secret whose name talaga is Ameli Boncolmo Tanyag caught my attention coz she's been infesting my chatbox with katutubo messages. I'm not pissed coz that's really what the chatbox is for diba? It's there para katutubos won't vandalize the comments area for my posts. "Smelly Ameli" also vandalized the comments area of the Official Jankasphere Friendster Page with these words:

ang lungkot mo naman girl fuck up!

Geez, she's super desperada ha! Haha.. Pity naman her, she's making pilit talaga herself to get my attention. Well, i'm really flattered! Thanks! Here's my gift for you Smelly Ameli:

They're super cute together! Look! Smelly Ameli and Yoda... in love.. Hahaha.. Revenge is sweet! Hahaha... Well, enough of that, Smelly Ameli is getting a lot of publicity na, so stop na me.

I'll be posting my second podcast next week so abangan nyo ha!

**UPDATE** - Smelly Ameli erased agad her comments on my Friendster page. Haha.. Nahiya siguro! Lol! Here are Smelly Ameli's Friendster Profiles: Smelly Ameli 1 & Smelly Ameli 2

**UPDATE** My New Die-Hard Fan: A Hoax!

Happy 10,000th!

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Wed, 26 Dec 2007 12:00:00 +0000

Today, as in now lang talaga, Jankasphere has reached it's 10,000th peak. 10,000 people have visited Jankasphere and enjoyed it's horrific vivacity! 10,000 people had been graced with immense wisdom. It has been a super saya experience even though in the midst of negative, backstabbing, super netibo-style comments by the dukha citizens of the Philippines, I remain strong. Because I have the vision of sharing my passion in hmm.. passion in Jankasphere-ing... whatever. Thank you for your support. Long live Janka, Long live Jankasphere!

I would like to thank the following for their support:
1. Blogger - for hosting my super sikat blog. I hope gumanda na ang interface nyo like Wordpress.
2. Google Adsense - for my adverts.
3. Mozilla Firefox - for my oh so adorable browser.
4. eSnips - for hosting my podcast(s).
4. Windows Vista Ultimate - for being super gandang Operating System
5. My Mum - for my new Havaianas flip flops.
6. My Dad - for my new Nokia N95 8GB. My Christmas wish came true!

Thank you and have a rockin' christmas... I mean New Year!

OMG! Big Brother House: Hijacked! Oh No!

jankasphere@hotmail.com (Janka) — Tue, 25 Dec 2007 12:47:00 +0000

I am really a fan of Big Brother, hmm, not here in the Philippines ha coz the version here is so corny, fake, commercialized, baduy, artista search, walang pizazz, and has a Bobo Big Brother. Well, I would be very bastos if I would compare Pinoy Big Brother to Big Brother UK coz PBB is so chipipay compared to BBUK! Gosh!

What I like about BBUK:

- Their Big Brother has no feelings. Not like here na so sensitive. Gosh, as if may body! Boses lang kaya siya! PBB kasi is super eew, ikinahihiya siguro siya ng ibang Big Brothers. Sa UK, walang ka-OAhan at super Dominant, not like here na palaging nagbabago ang isip.

- Their House is like a bodega. Yup! The exterior of their house is like a bodega with barbed wires surrounding the entrance. It makes you feel super like a prisoner talaga! Love it!

Big Brother 7 UK: Tour of the House

- Their Logos are amazing!. Every year, may bagong design ang "eye" or ang logo ng BBUK according to the house theme. Not like here na super pangit. Mas maganda pa ang logo ng McDo.

- Their host is so unfake. I really love their host, Davina McCall. Coz she's super true, walang script. Lahat impromt.

- Their eviction is WOW!. When a housemate is evicted, Big Brother will countdown agad from 10 - 1 and then says "(Name of evictee), you have been evicted. Please leave the Big Brother house." Gosh! That's more like it! Not like here na sobrang dami pang drama. Their eviction is so short kasi Davina will talk to the house only once (to announce kung sino ang na-evict, not like here na ang daming seremonyas. Urgh!

Big Brother 7 UK Eviction Part 1

Big Brother 7 UK Eviction Part 2

-Their finale is amazing!. The final six housemates remains in the house then one by one, na-eevict sila up to the point where the winner comes out of the house. Not like here na tina-transfer sa ibang venue. Gosh! What's the point of "imprisonment!".

Big Brother 8 UK Finale

What I don't like about Pinoy Big Brother

- The Big Brother is so super duper walang kwenta! - Gosh! Akalain nyo naman, super daming satsat. He always gives sermon, helller, mag-pari nalang kaya siya! The show is turning to a retreat house wherein people enter bad, then along the process they would be changed (super plastic) just to get the people's affection and turn out to be the winner! Urgh! Pwe!

- I hate the whole show! - The rules are always broken. Ang mga housemates, pwedeng lumabas. They can be sent everywhere! Even in those far away islands, prison, morgue. Duh. The show is also super pangit ang editing. Gosh, ang pangit ng lighting ng house, parang nagtitipid sa kuryente. Eew. The housemates will surely be artistas after the show, it's like Star Circle Quest pero pinalitan lang ng pangalan. Basta, you know what I mean right?!

Let's Compare
- Logos:

PBB

BBUK

Teasers:

PBB

BBUK

And ngayong January 3rd, magsa-start na ang newest Big Brother UK show, ang Big Brother: Celebrity Hijack. Everyday, may mga celebrities na magta-take over sa Big Brother House. Watch these trailers: